生活大爆炸-S08E20_生活大爆炸

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You're wrong No I'm not

-你错了 -你屁咧

Yes you are No I'm not

-你就错了 -我才没有

Settle this Those little animated pictures on the Internet

你来当裁判网上会动的那些图片

are they called "Gifs" or "Jifs"

是念"动图"还是"动土"

但无论如何反正不是念"鸡爱a福"

外国网上曾热吵过 GIF是念 "gi福" 还是"鸡福"

Well the G stands for "Graphics "

图代表的是"图片"嘛

That's a hard G so I'd say "Gif "

很明显啊所以我认为是"动图"

W The guy who invented it says it's "Jif "

但发明的那男的说是念"动土"啊

I'm sorry do you mean the guy or the juy

抱歉你是说那"男"的还是那"兰"的

Well I'll give you three guesses

我给你们三次机会

why I'm so irritated

猜我为什么很不爽

Something happened different from the way you wanted it

是不是什么事不如你愿呀

I guess news travels fast

看来坏事真是传千里啊

It's true a select group of scientists

你猜对了一群科学家被选去

was invited to a weekend symposium

参加一个周末学术报告会

at a former home of Richard Feynman

举办地点在理查德·费曼的旧居

1965年的诺贝尔物理奖得主

生于1918年的伟大美国物理学家

and I wasn't included

而我居然没入选

Oh Sheldon I'm sure it's not because

谢尔顿我相信他们绝对不是因为

they don't think you're an elite scientist

你并非精英科学家而没选你

Yeah I bet you anything

是啊我敢赌全部身家

it's just 'cause you're a pain in the ass

绝对只是因为你是烦人精

You're just saying that to make me feel better

你们说这些话只是为了哄我而已

Look you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this

你可以今天一整天都叽歪这事

Agreed

会的

I was gonna say "or " but why bother

我本来要接"但也可以" 但何苦浪费唇舌

生

活

大

爆

炸

第八季第二十集

Hey Raj

拉杰

Hey I got you a little gift

我有小礼物送你们

Oh that's a lot of Girl Scout Cookies

这些女童军义卖饼干也太多了吧

You know me I'm from India

你懂我我从印度来的

I can't resist children begging

我抵抗不了儿童乞讨的眼神

So how's it going with the title to the house

房子继承权这事进展顺利吗

Great it's all done

顺利都解决了

The lawyer tracked down my father

律师找到了我父亲

and got him to sign it over

让他签字同意转让给我

I didn't have to meet him I didn't have to talk to him

我不需要跟他见面也不需要跟他说话

I don't even know where he is

我都不知道他在哪

Wow so you're not curious at all

所以你完全不好奇吗

Nope

不

What if he's in prison

说不定他是名囚犯

What if he's a spy

又或者是名间谍

What if he's in a Beatles cover band

万一他是披头士翻唱乐队的成员呢

I'm just saying if he's got your nose and haircut

我就说说要是他也有你这鼻子跟发型

he'd make a killer Ringo

扮林戈一定像到爆

林戈·斯塔尔披头士乐队里的鼓手

Thanks again for agreeing to do this

再次谢谢你愿意来上节目

Oh it's cool I've never been on a podcast before

这很酷我从来都没上过播客

Well you picked a good one to start

那你的第一次选对了

Wil's had lots of great guests

威尔有过很多很棒的来宾

Jonathan Frakes Brent Spiner

乔纳森·弗雷克斯布兰特·史宾纳

Michael Dorn Gates McFadden

迈克·多恩盖茨·麦克法登

Those are Star Trek people

他们是《星际迷航》的人对吧

Yes

没错

I only figured that out because I've never heard of any of them

我能猜出来单纯是因为完全没听过他们

I deserve that

是我自己找虐

威尔也曾经是《星际迷航》的演员

I invited you on my show and I drove here

我邀请你上我节目我还得大老远开车过来

Sorry

抱歉

Okay so this is basically gonna be just like a little talk show

这个基本上就像是小型访谈节目

Uh we're gonna take some calls

我们会接几通听众来电

we'll talk about what it was like on the set

我们会聊聊在拍摄

of Serial Ape ist 2

《杀人恶猿2》时的情况

It should be really fun

应该会挺有趣的

This is exciting Yeah

-好兴奋啊 -是啊

So how many people listen

所以大概有多少听众呢

Most people download it later

大多数人都是之后下载节目听

but usually a few thousand people listen live

但通常实时听众大概也有个几千人吧

What A few thousand people

什么有几千人

listen to you talk about nerd stuff

愿意听你说这些宅爆的东西吗

Again right in the ears

又一次话入我耳

straight to the feelings

直插我心

Can you please pass the salt

能把盐递给我吗

Sure

行

It's not like I was invited to Richard Feynman's house

反正我也没被邀请去理查德·费曼家

and have anything better to do

也没有更重要的事情可做

Is this how the rest of the night's going to be

你今晚一整晚都会像这样子吗

I don't know the future

我又不能预知未来

Do you think there's a chance

你觉得有可能会有

that an asteroid could hit the Earth

一颗陨石撞到地球上

destroying Feynman's house and everyone in it

刚好撞烂费曼家还撞死里面所有人吗

No Sheldon

不可能谢尔顿

Then buckle up you're in for a cranky night

那做好准备小爷要闹脾气一整晚了

According to the codicil of the Relationship Agreement

根据恋爱合约的附录

which you insisted upon

你自己特别坚持要的

we're not allowed to pout or be moody on date night

我们不允许在约会之夜撅嘴闹脾气

You know I just put that in because of uterus stuff

你明知道我加上那条是防你大姨妈到访

Well it applies to you too

规矩对你也同样适用

I was afraid you might bring this up

我就怕你会提起这件事

so I have a work around

所以我钻了漏洞

There you go

满意了吧

As far as you're concerned I'm smiling

就你看来我是在笑

Although I must admit I'm smiling a little bit at the moment

虽然我不得不承认我现在的确是在小小窃笑

because this loophole is so brilliant

因为此举实在太机智了

So Bernadette have you thought

伯纳黛特你想好了

about how you're going to redecorate this place

怎么重新装修这地方吗

You know I'm thinking

我在考虑

ripping up the carpets

拆了这地毯

maybe lose the wallpaper

墙纸也全部撕了

all new light fixtures

弄新的灯架

You know if you knocked out this wall

其实如果你拆掉这面墙

it would give you an open floor plan

你整个格局就会变成开放式的

and then it's a little scary but could be fun

然后...或许有点吓人但也可能好玩

indoor fire pit

在这弄个室内壁炉

Hey I grew up in this house okay

我在这房子里长大

No one's knocking anything down

谁都不许拆任何东西

Okay okay

行行

When he's at Comic Con

等他去了漫展

I'm bringing in a wrecking ball

我立马找个大铁球来拆

Can I help you

有事吗

Hi Are you Howard Wolowitz

您好请问是霍华德·沃罗威茨吗

Yes

是的

Um this is a little weird

这有点怪

but a lawyer was trying to contact my father

但有一个律师之前联系了我父亲

because his name was still on the title for this house

因为当时这间屋子还在他名下

W uh who's your father

你父亲是哪位

Sam Wolowitz

山姆·沃罗威茨

S Sam Wolowitz is my father

山姆·沃罗威茨是我的父亲

I know

我知道

Well wait so if we have the same father

慢着如果我们的父亲是同一个人

I mean are you saying

那你的意思是

you're my half brother

你是我同父异母的兄弟吗

I think so

我想是的

Bernadette weird things are happening out here

伯纳黛特快来这里有怪事发生

I think I started to suspect it was a bad movie

我怀疑这是一部烂片是从

when I looked at the script and saw the title

我低头看剧本看见片名的那一刻开始

Serial Ape ist 2 Monkey See Monkey Kill

《杀人恶猿2之猴见猴杀》

Uh spoiler alert

剧透警告

after the monkey sees it kills

猴子一看见啥就杀啥

I've just been handed a note

有人给我递了张小纸条

I'm going to read it

我把内容念一下

"Wil do you want more Diet Coke

"威尔你还想来点健怡可乐吗

Also we have juice "

对了我们也有果汁哦"

I I didn't want to interrupt

我不想打断你们所以递纸条

Uh that voice you just heard belongs to Leonard

刚才说话的人是莱纳德

Penny's fiance

佩妮的未婚夫

Uh Leonard why don't you grab some headphones and join us

莱纳德你何不戴上耳机加入我们

Really Yeah

-可以吗 -当然

Yeah great

太棒了

So while Leonard gets set up

趁莱纳德准备的时间

let's take a call

我们接一通电话

Hello caller you are on

你好这位听众你已经连线

with Penny and Wil from Serial Ape ist 2

来自《杀人恶猿2》的佩妮和威尔了

I don't have a question

我没有问题要问

I just want to say I'm a big fan of the movie

我只想说我非常喜欢这部电影

I've seen it like ten times

我看了大概有十次吧

Okay well I'll apologize for the first time

好吧看一次其错在我

but the other nine are on you

但其他九次其错在你

Thanks a lot caller

非常感谢您的来电

You know that the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following

你知道这部电影其实有一些狂热崇拜者吗

Really Yeah

-真的吗 -真的

I was at a science fiction convention

我在一次科幻大会上

and I saw a woman dressed as your half ape character

看见一个女人打扮成你片中半猿人的样子

Oh if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana

如果她身旁有个印度人打扮成一根香蕉

that was just my friends Howard and Raj

那你看见的是我的朋友霍华德和拉杰

All right it's time for a very special guest caller

好了是时候请出一位特别的嘉宾听众

a friend of mine who you probably know

我的一位友人你们可能因为

as the director of such movies as Clerks

他是《疯狂店员》系列电影的导演而认识他

美国小众独立电影但却大受好评

or from podcasts and books where he often reminds you that

或在广播听过和在书上看过他不断地提醒你

he's the guy who directed Clerks

他就是《疯狂店员》系列电影的导演

Hello Kevin Smith

你好凯文·史密斯

Hey man yo is everything okay Wil

伙计一切还好吗威尔

'Cause it's been like two minutes

因为这都过了两分钟了

and you haven't even brought up Stand By Me

你居然没提《伴我同行》这部电影

1987年金球奖最佳电影及最佳导演提名

该片由威尔·惠顿主演曾荣获1987年奥斯卡奖最佳编剧提名

Hey Kevin

凯文

It's really exciting to talk to you

能跟你通话让我十分激动

It really is

真的

Oh you guys are very sweet So Penny listen

你们俩真会说话佩妮听着

I saw your movie

我看了你的电影

Oh wow I wish it was better

可惜是部烂片

Oh don't worry about it

别担心这点

Have you seen some of Kevin's films

你看过凯文的其他电影吗

You're cruisin' for a beatin' Wheaton

你这是在讨打惠顿

Anyway man I dug the ape movie Penny

总之我很爱那部人猿电影佩妮

And I thought you were like really great in it

我认为你在里面演得很棒

You know I'm in the movie too

我也有参演哦

Yeah whatever Penny

是啊随便啦佩妮

Penny how come you're not in more stuff man

佩妮你怎么不多演点电影呢

I'd cast you in a minute

我想都不想就会选你出演

Seriously

你说真的吗

Oh yeah man

当然是真的

I'm actually in pre production on a movie right now

其实我手上正好有部电影在前期制作中

Way different than anything I've ever done before

跟我以前的作品相比简直天壤之别

It's called Clerks 3

片名叫《疯狂店员3》

You should come over and read for a part

你应该过来试念一段台词

Oh my I would love that

天啊我一定会去

You have a new job

你有新工作了

Well maybe I can do both

或许我可以两边兼顾

I don't think you can do both

我不认为你可以两边兼顾

I don't think I asked you

我不认为我有问你意见

Yeah you tell him Penny

是啊让他听清楚佩妮

Stay out of it Kevin Smith

别多管闲事凯文·史密斯

Do you think there comes a point in life

你认为人生中是否会出现一个转折点

when it stops feeling bad to be left out of things

让你不再为被人忽略而感觉难过呢

Probably not

估计不会

It's an evolutionary advantage to be included in group activities

被纳入团体活动是一种进化优势

You know what

你知道吗

I used to be a fan of evolution

我以前挺喜欢进化的

but I've since evolved

但在我已进化后

and now I think it's dumb

现在想想其实挺蠢的

Being left out is a terrible feeling

被忽略会让人非常难过

No one understands that better than I do

没有人比我更了解这种感觉

Hey look at that

快听听

Even in your example you're all by yourself

即便在自己的例子里你也是孤身一人

When there was a lice epidemic at my school

当年在我的学校虱子肆虐的时候

everybody got it except me

人人头上都有唯独我没有

I tried to fool everyone by sprinkling sugar in my hair

我试着往头发上撒糖骗其他人

but I just got attacked by bees

但下场只是被蜜蜂蛰了一顿

I can just picture them all right now at Feynman's house

我可以想象他们现在在费曼旧居里的画面

probably discussing Schrodinger

可能在讨论薛定谔

于1935年提出的有关"猫既是死的又是活的"著名思想实验

奥地利物理学家

and at the same time not discussing Schrodinger

同时又不在讨论薛定谔

See

瞧

They're missing out on hilarious jokes like that

他们错过了像这样有哽又有趣的笑话

And at the same time not

同时又没过错

It reminds me of when my stupid brother and sister

这让我想起我的白痴哥哥姐姐

would build forts in the living room

他们在客厅搭建堡垒

and wouldn't let me in

却不让我进去

I hated that so much

恨得我牙痒痒

You know

或许

there's nothing I can do about getting you invited to the symposium

我不能让你获邀去参加学术报告会

but if you wanted

但如果你想

we could build a fort

我们可以搭建一座堡垒

Isn't that a little juvenile

那会不会有点太幼稚了

More juvenile than this

会比这个还幼稚吗

I'll get the blankets

我去拿毯子

You Google how to have childlike fun

你上网搜搜如何享受孩子般的乐趣

You know what I'm being a bad host

我真是个不尽责的主人

Let me get some more coffee

我去加点咖啡

Oh let me do it Howard

我来吧霍华德

No I got it

不我来吧

So Josh what do you do

乔希你是干什么的

I'm studying oceanography down in San Diego

我在圣地亚哥学习海洋生物学

Oh how nice

真不错

I loved Finding Nemo

我可喜欢看《海底总动员》了

Enough chitchat

废话说够了

How do we know you are who you say you are

我们怎么知道你的身份是真是假

Why would I lie

我为什么要撒谎呢

Okay you got me there

好吧你问倒我了

You here looking for money

你是想要钱吗

不是

A kidney cornea piece of his liver

你想要肾角膜还是切一块肝

都不是

You're in a Beatles cover band

你参加了披头士翻唱乐团

and you need Howard to replace your dad as Ringo

你想让霍华德替代你爹扮演林戈的角色吗

Why don't you help with the coffee

你还是去帮着煮咖啡吧

Okay but something smells fishy

好吧可我闻到了阴谋[鱼]的味道

And not just because you work around sea animals

不光是因为你和海洋生物一起工作哦

That actually sounds interesting

那听起来挺有趣的

and I'd like to learn more about it

我很乐意多听你说说

Hey you okay

你还好吗

Not really

不怎么好

This guy shows up out of the blue

这家伙突然从天而降

and now I have a brother

于是我就有一个弟弟了

My father has another family

我爸爸居然重组了一个家庭

I get it

我能理解

What do you want to do

你现在想怎么做呢

I don't know I

我不知道我

I'd just like him to go away

我只想让他离开

I can't deal with this

我现在没法处理这件事

All right I've got your back

好吧包在我身上

Thank you Come on

谢谢你走吧

And I'd like to point out

告诉你

this wall just provided a lot of privacy

这堵墙刚才可是保护了不少隐私呢

I can't believe my brother's an astronaut

真不敢相信我哥哥居然是个宇航员

That's amazing What was it like

太厉害了感觉棒不棒

Listen dude

听我说老弟

it's time for you to hit the road

你还是走吧

Hey hey the young man asked a good question

喂喂这位小兄弟刚刚提出了一个很棒的问题

So for those of you just tuning in

各位刚刚开始收听的听众

we are listening to a really fun fight

我们正在直播一场生动有趣的情侣吵架

between my costar No no no

-由我的合演者 -不对不对

We're not fighting we're just

我们没有吵架我们只是

having a conversation

在谈话而已

All right

好吧

We're listening to a really fun conversation

我们正在直播一场生动有趣的情侣谈话

between my costar from Serial Ape ist 2

由我在《杀人恶猿2》中的合演者

and her fiance who doesn't believe women should have dreams

和她不相信女性也能有梦想的未婚夫出演

Give me back that juice

把果汁还给我

What is the harm if I audition

就算我去试镜了又会怎样

Well what if you get it

要是你得到那个角色了呢

I don't know I make a movie

我大概会拍部电影

become rich and famous

变得多金又出名

win an Oscar a Golden Globe

将奥斯卡和金球奖纳入囊中

and live an incredibly wonderful life

从此过上幸福又快乐的生活吧

From a Kevin Smith movie

就凭一部凯文·史密斯的电影吗

Oh I'm hanging up now

人家要挂电话了

Don't you listen to him buddy

别理他老兄

You're awesome

你是最棒的

You're one of the greatest directors of our time

你是本世纪最伟大的导演之一

I don't have a part for you Wheaton

我没有角色给你威顿

And that was Kevin Smith

拜拜吧凯文·史密斯

Thanks a lot

真是多谢你

I'm just trying to protect you

我只是想保护你

How many times did I see you get your heart broken

我见无数次你为了追求

trying to make it as an actress

女演员的梦想而伤心欲绝

Okay instead of protecting me why don't you try

除了保护我你为什么不能

being excited when something good happens

为我的好事而开心一点呢

I'm always excited for you

我一直都很为你高兴啊

I'm excited that you found this new job

你找到了这份新工作

where you're making decent money

挣到了不错的工资我就很开心

Decent I make twice what you make

什么不错我挣的钱比你多两倍呢

Wait twice

什么两倍

Yeah

是的

Like "times two" twice

你是指乘以2那么多吗

For those of you at home Leonard just found out

各位听众莱纳德刚刚发现

his fiance makes way more money than he does

他的未婚妻收入比他高很多

Let's listen

让我们继续听下去

I went to school for half my life

我读了半辈子的书

I have a doctorate

得到了博士学位

I'm still paying off college loans

现在我还在忙着还学贷

Well how much do you owe

你还欠多少钱啊

Maybe I can help you out

也许我可以帮帮你

Wil can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit

威尔你可以把播客停一下吗

For those of you at home

各位听众

I am shaking my head "no"

我现在正在摇头

How's it going Sheldon

进行得如何啊谢尔顿

Wonderful

棒极了

I just finished hanging the lights

我刚刚把灯都挂上了

Can I come in

我可以进来吗

Yes oh but enter through the side

好呀不过要从旁边进来

Batman is a load bearing blanket

蝙蝠侠毯子是用来承重的

Amazing

好漂亮啊

I know

对吧

This isn't the printout

这可不是打印出来的哦

This is my real face

这是我发自内心的笑脸

What are we doing

我们干嘛呢

This is a fort

这里是堡垒

Let's sit on the floor

我们应该坐在地上

Roughing it Okay

来野的吗好呀

Everything looks so big from down here

从这个角度看一切都变得好大

This must be how Leonard feels

莱纳德平时一定就这感觉

I'm surprised you could hear me

你居然还能听见我说话

with this Thin Mint in your ear

因为你的耳朵已经被薄荷糖塞住了

Yeah pretty cool huh

很厉害对不对

Yeah

对呀

Anyway I should probably get going

总之我应该告辞了

Howie have you noticed how often people say that

华仔你注意到每次你玩魔术时

when you start to do magic

大家都会说同样的话吗

Sorry I have a long drive

抱歉我要开很长的路回家

Well I hope I get to see you again

希望能再次见到你

I hope so too

我也希望

I've always dreamed of having a brother to play catch with

我一直梦想有哥哥能陪我一起玩抛接球

Keep dreaming

继续梦别停

Hey I threw out the first pitch at an Angels game

我为天使队开过球

He did it with a robot

他拿机器人干的

You had sex with a robot

你干过机器人吗

That's not what she meant

她不是那个意思

But technically yes

但你说得也没错

Hang on if you're making all this money

等等你赚了那么多钱

where is it

那钱哪去了

In a safe place

在安全的地方

What does that mean under your bed

什么意思藏你床底下了吗

No it means a diversified portfolio of stocks and bonds

不是是股票及债券的多元化投资组合

I'm not overly conservative

我没有太保守

I'm young so my guy said I can afford to take some risks

毕竟还年轻理财的说我冒得了这些风险

Wait a minute you have "a guy"

等等你还有个理财的

Don't you have a guy

你没有吗

Why would I have a guy I don't have any money

我都没钱要什么理财的

Oh sweetie

宝贝

you should really get some money

你真应该去赚点钱了

For those of you listening at home

各位听众

how great is this

这戏老好看了

Wil I'm begging you just please turn that off

威尔拜托你把那个关了吧

Sure

好的

And we're back

欢迎回来

Leonard why are you making such a big deal out of this

莱纳德你为什么要这么在乎这些事

So our roles have changed a bit over the last couple years

这几年我们的角色确实有些变化

This is the way life is

人生就是这样啊

And I'm sure in time they'll change again

风水轮流转很快就又转回你这里了

Great you're not only more successful than me

太好了你现在不仅事业比我成功

now you're more mature

人还比我成熟了

Okay look would it make you feel better

那这样如果我做点蠢事

if I did something dumb like sneak out of work one day

你会开心一点吗比如我翘一天班

to go audition for a Kevin Smith movie

去参加一下凯文·史密斯的试镜

That would be great thank you

那就太好了谢谢

I'm just gonna jump in here real quick

我就插一下话很快

Leonard a moment ago

莱纳德就在不久前

you were dead set against Penny resuming her acting career

你还极力反对佩妮重回她的演艺事业

but now you're all for it

现在你又全力支持了

Is it fair to say that she played you like a violin

是不是说明她将你玩弄于股掌之中

Yes it is Wil

是的没错威尔

So I have to ask

我忍不住想问

was the robot sexy

那个机器人很性感吗

It was actually just a mechanical hand

它其实就是只机械手[第4季第1集]

'Cause that's all you need right

因为有只手就够了对吧

You are my brother

你真是我亲弟

Okay so the final four forts

好第一届年度最佳堡垒大赛

in the first annual best fort ever contest

最后四强为

or "Fort off " are

或简称堡垒大对决

Fort Knox

诺克斯堡

Fort Ticonderoga

提康德罗加堡

Fort Sumter and

萨姆特堡

Fort Cozy McBlanket

舒适毯堡

I'd say

我认为

Knox over Ticonderoga

诺克斯堡力压提康德罗加堡

提康德罗加堡是美国旧时极富战略意义的堡垒

诺克斯堡是美国国库黄金存放处

'cause it's got the gold

因为它那有金子

And McBlanket over Sumter

舒适毯堡完胜萨姆特堡

随后林肯总统对南方宣战爆发南北战争

萨姆特堡曾在1861年被轰炸

'cause it has a higher thread count

因为它织物针数高

10 00

十点了

Date night's over

约会之夜结束了

Wait no

等等不要

We haven't picked a winner

我们还没选出冠军呢

We both know this one's gonna win

我们都知道这个堡会胜出的

Well of course we do

确实如此

Fort Knox doesn't have a secret physics lending library

毕竟诺克斯堡没有秘密物理学图书馆

Come on I'll help you take this down

来我帮你拆了

Well wait

等等

What if just this once

我们破例一晚

we suspend the date night parameters

约会之夜的限制因素暂时失效

and you stay later

你多待一会

Well as long as we're suspending the parameters

既然限制因素暂时失效

I could stay really late

我可以待到非常晚

and we could have our first sleepover

我们还可以第一次同居一晚

That's a big step

这进度相当大

It's a big fort

毕竟这么大个堡

Very well

很好

I will agree to a family friendly

我同意来一晚

G rated boy girl sleepover

老少咸宜阖家欢乐的大众级过夜

家长陪同级

Some scenes may be too intense for younger viewers

某些场景对少儿来讲过于强烈

G rated

老幼皆宜级

with a warning for families with babies and toddlers

附有对有婴儿及幼童家庭的警示

You got yourself a sleepover

你成功获得过夜小伙伴

Do you need to borrow a toothbrush or pajamas

用不用借你牙刷和睡衣

Would it alarm you to know

我要是说为了以备不时之需

that I hid those things here two years ago

我两年前就在这藏好了一份过夜包

just in case this ever came up

你会不会吓到

It would

会的

but you know how much I admire preparedness

但你知道我对充分准备是有多欣赏的

How did you know we'd be in the living room

你怎么知道我们会在客厅睡呢

Who says this is the only one I hid

谁告诉你我只藏了这一份了

Hello What is this

有人吗这什么东西

We built a fort

我们建了个堡垒

Are those my sheets

那是我床单吗

Yes they are

没错

Okay

好吧

Well you kids have fun

孩子们你们开心就好

I'm gonna go to sleep

我去睡了

Leonard don't you want to see the inside of the fort

莱纳德你不想看看堡垒里面什么样子吗

Yeah I'm good

不用了

Oh come on

来嘛

I really wanted to tell someone they can't come in

我真的很想试试将人拒之门外

Okay fine

好吧

Sheldon may I please visit your fort

谢尔顿我能进你的堡垒参观一下吗

I want to say no

我想拒绝

but it's too glorious Get in here

但里面太霸气了快进来

Thank you

谢谢

Okay have a seat on the floor

请在地上就座

Not there That's my spot

那里不行那是我的专座