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Hey
did
you
guys
know
this
year's
the
40th
anniversary
of
Halloween
你们知道今年是万圣节的第40周年吗
Oh
nonsense.
胡扯
Halloween
traditions
万圣节传统
date
back
to
the
Celtic
festival
of
Samhain.
能追朔回古代凯尔特人的萨温节
Although
our
current
Halloween
customs
虽然我们现代的万圣节过节传统
come
from
the
evening
before
All
Hallows'
Day
是来自万圣日前一天晚上的传统
All
Hallows'
Eve
thus
Halloween.
也就是万圣日前夕 因此称为万圣节
I
meant
the
movie
Halloween.
我说的是系列电影《月光光心慌慌》[万圣节]
Well
that's
not
interesting
at
all.
你提的这个一点都不有趣啊
Did
you
know
the
Michael
Myers
mask
from
the
film
你知道电影中杀人魔麦克·迈尔斯的面具
was
actually
a
Captain
Kirk
mask
turned
inside
out
是把《星际旅行》寇克舰长的面具反过来戴吗
Okay
now
it's
interesting.
这个小知识就有趣多了
Are
you
guys
all
dressing
up
for
work
你们都准备要变装去上班吗
Of
course.
I
mean
当然啦
how
often
do
you
get
to
wear
costumes
to
work
大家哪有那么多机会穿变装服上班啊
Says
the
man
with
a
giant
belt
buckle
and
a
dickey.
某个穿着大皮带扣与假衬衫领的人真好意思
Hey
this
is
not
a
costume.
It's
a
choice.
It's
a
style.
我这不是变装服 是一种造型选择
It's
a
tragedy.
是一场悲剧
Bernadette
why
don't
we
get
to
dress
up
at
work
伯纳黛特 为什么我们公司不让变装
We
used
to
but
a
couple
guys
in
the
infectious
disease
lab
曾经可以 后来因为传染病实验室的几个人
went
as
zombies
and
it
triggered
a
quarantine.
打扮成丧尸触发了一场隔离而中止
The
CDC
was
so
mad.
疾病预防与控制中心可生气了
Hey
if
you
really
want
to
dress
up
we
could
throw
a
party.
如果你想打扮玩一下 我们可以办个派对啊
Oh
that
would
be
fun.
那应该会很好玩
You
know
I
used
to
throw
Halloween
parties
all
the
time
我以前常常举办万圣节派对呢
when
I
moved
into
the
building.
就在我刚搬进来这里那会儿
All
the
time
I
only
remember
being
invited
to
one.
常常吗 我记得我只被邀请过一次啊
Please
don't
make
this
awkward
for
me.
别再把场面弄更尴尬了
Okay
so
Friday
night
就这么定了 周五夜
Halloween
party
here.
Okay.
-在我们家办万圣节派对 -好的
Great.
Can't
wait.
太好了 迫不及待呢
What
are
you
going
as
你要扮成谁
I
don't
want
to
ruin
the
surprise.
我不想破坏了惊喜
You'll
see
it
at
work.
Just
a
warning
等上班就会看到了 我先提醒一下
it's
pretty
scary.
会挺吓人的哦
Is
it
a
bird
No.
-是鸟吗 -不是
Is
it
a
dog
No.
-是狗吗 -不是
Oh
I
think
I'll
be
fine
then.
那我应该不会被吓到了
Hello.
你好
Hello.
你好
I
see
you
are
dressed
as
Doc
Brown
from
Back
to
the
Future.
依我所见 你扮成了《回到未来》的布朗博士吧
May
I
assume
that
Amy
is
going
as
his
wife
Clara
Clayton
我猜测艾米会打扮成他老婆克莱拉·克莱顿
from
Back
to
the
Future
Part
III
这位在《回到未来3》中出现的角色吧
She
is.
的确
Did
you
do
something
different
to
your
hair
你给头发换了造型吗
Yes.
是的
Looking
good.
很好看呢
Oh
Inspector
Gadget.
神探加杰特
And
I
want
to
say
你的话我猜...
Supreme
Court
Justice
Ruth
Bader
Ginsburg.
我国现任最高法院法官鲁斯·巴德·金斯伯格
So
close.
很接近了
Kooth
Bader
Ginsburg.
是库萨斯·巴德·金斯伯格
The
Notorious
KBG.
恶名昭彰库巴金是也
That's
very
clever.
很有哏呢
Sustained.
发言有效
Are
you
gonna
dress
in
drag
in
front
of
your
fiancee
你要在你未婚妻面前男扮女装吗
Yeah.
We
have
no
secrets
from
each
other.
是啊 我们之间没有任何秘密
Well
except
for
the
fact
that
I
I
crocheted
this
myself.
除了这是我自己手工编织出来的
Hey
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Hello.
Hello.
-你好 -你好
Oh
my
God
我的天啊
you
look
amazing.
你这造型太赞了
I
find
you
guilty
of
murder
我宣判你犯了杀人罪
because
you
are
killing
it.
因为我们要被你笑"死"啦
Well
technically
严格来说
the
Supreme
Court
wouldn't
determine
a
defendant's
最高法院并不会裁定一名被告
guilt
or
innocence
in
a
criminal
matter.
在一起刑事案件中是有罪还是无罪
They
could
only
reverse
or
revamp
a
jury's
conviction
它们只能把一个法官的判决
based
on
a
constitutional
or
statutory
issue.
根据宪法或法规上的问题进行驳回或改进
Why
are
you
laughing
你们在笑什么呢
His
statement
was
factually
correct.
他说的话确实是事实呢
You're
sitting
in
my
spot.
你坐到我的专座上了
You
don't
have
a
spot.
你哪有专座啊
What
is
wrong
with
you
today
Maybe
he's
cranky
-你今天是有什么毛病啊 -或许他因为
because
he's
off
his
bathroom
schedule.
未能按时间表如期如厕 心情不好
Well
I
can
understand
how
that
would
make
someone
irritable.
我能理解便秘的确会让一些人易怒
Interesting
fact
"Irritable"
comes
from
the
Latin
说一个有趣小知识 "易怒"这词来自拉丁语
"Susceptible
to
anger."
"容易愤怒"
Just
because
I
used
a
word
我说出一个词
doesn't
mean
I
want
its
etymology.
不代表我想听到他的语源学
Interesting
fact
"Etymology"
有趣小知识 "语源学"这词
comes
from
the
Greek
word...
是来自希腊文的...
You
are
being
so
annoying.
Stop
it.
你好烦人啊 别闹了
And
why
are
you
two
laughing
你们两个是在笑什么笑啊
Sheldon
he's
being
you.
谢尔顿 他是在模仿你
He's
dressed
as
you
for
Halloween.
他万圣节变装成你了
So
you're
not
laughing
at
him.
所以你们不是在笑他
You're
laughing
at
me.
你们是在笑我
We're
not
laughing
at
you.
我们不是在笑你
We're
laughing
with
you.
我们是跟你一起笑
But
I'm
not
laughing.
但我没笑啊
Then
the
first
one.
那就是前者那种吧
Ready
to
go
准备好要走了吗
Hey
why
aren't
you
in
your
costume
你怎么没穿你的变装服
I
just
didn't
feel
like
it.
我不想穿了
You
get
that
I'm
wearing
a
corset
because
of
you
你知道我是为了你才穿的束身衣
not
because
I'm
tired
of
breathing
而不是因为我不想呼吸的吧
Amy
do
you
think
I'm
always
correcting
other
people
艾米 你有觉得我总是在纠正别人吗
No
not
all
the
time.
I
mean
just
last
week
不会啊 没有总是 比如说上周
Penny
ended
a
sentence
with
a
preposition.
佩妮在句子的结尾用了介词
You
didn't
even
mention
it.
True.
-你提都没提这事啊 -的确
I
just
waited
until
I
got
home
and
screamed
into
a
pillow.
我一直忍到回了家才对着枕头里吼出来
Is
something
bothering
you
是有什么事让你不开心吗
Howard
dressed
up
as
me
and
imitated
me
霍华德变装成我还模仿我
and
everyone
laughed.
大家都笑疯了
Oh.
Well
that
must
have
felt
terrible.
那你肯定感觉不好受吧
It
did.
I
never
realized
对啊 我从来没发现
my
friends
viewed
me
as
an
object
of
ridicule.
我的朋友们都把我当成个可笑的玩意儿
Oh
I
don't
think
that's
true.
我觉得不是这样的吧
They
laughed
Amy.
他们都笑了 艾米
In
a
derisive
way.
Not
in
the
instructive
way
嘲弄的笑 不是我那种有建设性的笑
I
laugh
at
them
when
they're
being
stupid.
我只在别人犯蠢的时候才嘲笑提醒
Hey
happy
Halloween.
Oh
万圣节快乐啊
Trick
or
treat.
No.
不给糖就捣蛋
Sorry
you're
not
wearing
a
costume.
抱歉 你没有穿变装服
Yeah
I
am.
I'm
a
pharmaceutical
sales
rep.
我有啊 我打扮成医药代表
I'm
gonna
need
more.
这样不够
Okay
failed
actress
who
traded
constant
rejection
失败的女演员为了不一直被拒绝
for
a
Christmas
bonus
and
a
dental
plan
出卖灵魂好得到年终奖金与牙科医保
Go
nuts.
Oh.
疯狂开吃吧
I
will.
我会的
So
what
are
you
wearing
to
the
party
所以你要打扮成什么来参加派对
Sexy
cat
Sexy
nurse
Sexy
zombie
性感小野猫 性感护士 性感丧尸
Why
do
girls'
costumes
have
to
be
sexy
为什么女生的变装服都得性感
but
guys'
costumes
don't
而男生的却不用啊
Say
that
again
with
this
helicopter
on
my
head.
看到我头上的螺旋桨 你敢说这不性感吗
Very
cute.
很可爱啦
Hey
do
you
remember
what
happened
你还记得在你首次邀请我去的
at
that
first
Halloween
party
that
you
invited
me
to
万圣节派对上发生了什么事吗
When
I
threw
up
in
the
pumpkin
我吐在了一个南瓜灯里吗
More
memorable
than
that.
比那件事更值得记住
Really
That
was
pretty
impressive.
真的吗 我觉得刚那件事超屌啊
We
had
our
first
kiss.
我们第一次接吻
On
this
very
couch.
就在这张沙发上
No
no
our
first
kiss
was
at
your
birthday.
不 我们的初吻发生在你生日那天
Remember
I
threw
you
a
party
记得吗 我给你办了派对
you
didn't
make
it
and
I
felt
bad
for
you.
你没赶上 所以我可怜你一下
No
no
it
was
on
Halloween
不 是万圣节
and
you
felt
bad
for
me.
然后你可怜了我一下
If
we're
gonna
go
through
every
party
如果要把所有我觉得
where
I
felt
bad
for
you
we're
gonna
be
here
awhile.
你可怜的派对都说一遍 那我们得说好久
Never
mind.
算了
What
You're
not
mad
at
me
are
you
什么 你生我气了是不是
No.
Of
course
not.
当然没有
No
we
just
remember
different
things
from
that
party.
只是那次派对 我们记忆深刻的事件不一样
I
remember
falling
in
love
我记得我坠入爱河
and
you
remember
vomiting
in
a
pumpkin.
你只记得吐在一个南瓜里
I
was
like
four
feet
away.
我从一米外吐进那南瓜里呢
People
cheered.
旁边都响起如雷掌声了
Here
you
go.
Thanks.
-给 -谢谢
So
did
you
see
Howard's
costume
你看过霍华德的变装服了吗
See
it
I
made
it.
It
was
hilarious.
岂止看过 还是我做的 笑死人了
Well
Sheldon
didn't
think
so
and
neither
did
I.
但谢尔顿不觉得好笑 我也是
Oh
come
on.
It
was
all
in
good
fun.
别这样 只是无伤大雅的小玩笑而已
Well
I'm
sure
it
was
but
Sheldon's
feelings
got
hurt.
我想也是 但谢尔顿内心受伤了
M
Maybe
Howard
could
apologize
霍华德能给他道个歉吗
You're
kidding
right
你在逗我吧
Sheldon
didn't
apologize
谢尔顿说我家宝宝
when
he
said
my
baby
looked
like
Winston
Churchill.
长得像丘吉尔 他也没道歉啊
He
loves
Churchill.
他很喜欢丘吉尔
Your
son
should
take
that
as
a
compliment.
你儿子应该把那当做称赞
He
said
it
about
my
daughter.
他是说我女儿像
Well
this
isn't
about
Sheldon.
我们在说的不是谢尔顿
This
is
about
Howard.
而是霍华德
I
think
it
is
about
Sheldon.
这事的罪魁祸首就是谢尔顿
How
many
times
has
he
made
fun
of
Howard
for
being
an
engineer
他嘲笑霍华德是工程师都多少次了
Going
to
MIT
His
magic
还笑他麻省理工的学位和他的魔术
Sheldon
doesn't
make
fun
of
his
magic.
谢尔顿没嘲笑他的魔术啊
Well
he
should.
It's
stupid.
他该笑的 那魔术蠢毙了
Anyway
the
point
is
总之 重点是
Sheldon
shouldn't
dish
it
out
if
he
can't
take
it.
谢尔顿自己无法承受就不该嘲笑人家
I
think
the
point
is
that
Howard
owes
him
an
apology.
我认为重点是霍华德欠他一句道歉
Yeah
well
I
think
the
point
is
我觉得重点在于
if
Sheldon
has
a
problem
with
Howard
如果谢尔顿不爽霍华德
Sheldon
should
take
it
up
with
him.
他应该自己去找他说
Mama.
妈妈
Now
if
you'll
excuse
me
容我失陪一下
the
prime
minister
of
England
needs
her
diaper
changed.
大英帝国首相的尿布该换了
Oh
that's
great.
太棒了
He's
a
Supreme
Court
justice
他是最高法院的法官
and
you're
the
U.S.
Constitution.
而你是美国宪法
Yep.
He
interprets
me.
没错 他对我有解释权
And
guess
what's
underneath
this
猜猜底下是什么
The
Bill
of
Tights.
《美国紧身[权利]法案》
Smart
funny
gorgeous
are
we
a
match
or
what
她聪明幽默又貌美 我们真是天生一对啊
Hey
Bert
what
are
you
dressed
as
伯特 你扮的是谁呀
饰演伯纳黛特的演员身高1米5
饰演伯特的演员身高2米
I'll
give
you
a
hint.
给你个提示
My
work
in
seismic
refraction
measurements
and...
我在震波折射测量方面的研究...
Hey
Stuart
what
are
you
dressed
as
斯图尔特 你扮的是谁呀
I'm
a
butterfly.
我是只小蝴蝶
Did
you
steal
those
from
Halley's
"Let's
pretend"
box
那翅膀你是不是从哈雷的"扮演游戏"盒里偷的
I'm
gonna
put
them
back.
我会放回去的
All
right
I'll
tell
you.
好吧 我告诉你们
I'm
Maurice
"Doc"
Ewing
winner
of
the
1960
Vetlesen
Prize
我是1960年维特勒森奖得主莫里斯·尤因
generally
regarded
as
the
Nobel
Prize
of
geology.
这个奖通常被视为地质学界的诺贝尔奖
Oh
yeah.
Now
I
see
it.
对对对 现在我看出来了
Ask
me
how
I
died.
问我我怎么死的
Spoiler
alert
brain
hemorrhage.
剧透一下 脑溢血
Well
Gorblimey.
哎哟喂呀
You
look
like
a
thousand
tuppence.
你看起来很精神嘛[像两千便士]
Don't
he
Mary
Poppins
你说对吗 玛丽·波平斯
她常唱的歌曲《喂小鸟》里有句歌词是"把便士装进袋子"
《欢乐满人间》里的仙女主角
Are
you
gonna
talk
like
that
all
night
你整晚都要这样怪腔怪调地说话吗
Jiff
willikers
I
am.
老天鹅呀 是滴
Isn't
he
cute
他真可爱 不是吗
He's
gonna
get
a
spoonful
of
sugar
later.
他晚点会有一大勺糖吃
And
I'm
gonna
sweep
Ms.
Poppins'
chimney.
而我要打扫波平斯小姐的"烟囱"
So
here
we
are.
到了这一刻啦
On
Halloween.
On
this
couch.
又是万圣节 又是这张沙发
Does
it
ring
any
bells
你想起什么了吗
Really
We're
still
doing
this
不是吧 我们还在纠结这个吗
I'm
just
surprised
you
don't
remember
our
first
kiss.
我就是很讶异 你居然不记得我们的初吻
Fine.
It
was
on
Halloween.
好吧 就是在万圣节发生的
Are
you
agreeing
just
to
shut
me
up
你同意是为了让我闭嘴吗
You
got
another
way
I'm
all
ears.
你还有其他办法吗 我洗耳恭听
Really
An
arranged
marriage
真的吗 包办婚姻
Yeah.
I
know
how
it
sounds.
对 我知道听起来是什么样子
It
sounds
awesome.
听起来也太赞了吧
Is
that
just
an
Indian
thing
只有印度人才能这么做
or
can
I
get
a
piece
of
that
还是我也能被安排一个老婆
You
know
the
woman
has
a
choice
right
你知道女方有选择权的吧
There's
always
a
catch.
我就知道没有那么好的事
Happy
Halloween.
万圣节快乐
Who
wants
to
see
a
magic
trick
谁想看魔术表演呀
Oh
that's
right.
No
one.
没错 没人想看
Ha
They're
you.
他俩扮的是你俩
What
do
you
think
you're
doing
你们觉得自己在干什么
I
thought
it
was
clear.
这不是很明显吗
I'm
being
unnecessarily
hurtful
but
with
a
sweet
voice.
我用着甜美的声线对人过分毒舌
And
I
don't
understand
what's
going
on
我完全搞不懂情况
because
I
went
to
MIT.
因为我念的是弱智麻省理工
Okay
guys
I
think
that's
enough.
好了 我觉得玩笑开够了
Hold
on.
I'm
the
judge
here
等等 我是法官
and
I'm
going
to
allow
it.
我允许你们继续
Raj
take
a
break.
拉杰 一边歇会去吧
Hey
free
speech.
他有言论自由
Right
back
there
somewhere.
我衣服背后某个地方写着呢
You
know
what
guys
知道吗
You
got
us.
Congratulations.
Now
why
don't
you
go
back
我们被你们整到了 恭喜 现在你们可以
to
your
apartment
and
put
on
your
other
costumes.
回公寓换上其他变装服了
Oh
but
it's
so
far
away
可是公寓好远呀
and
I
have
such
teeny
tiny
legs.
人家又只有超级小短腿
Really
Our
bodies
Is
that
where
we're
going
Amy
真的吗 羞辱身材 我们真要互相伤害吗艾米
What's
wrong
with
my
body
我的身材有什么问题
Well
for
starters
you
have
a
quarter
in
your
nose.
首先 你鼻子里有个25美分硬币
Not
now
Sheldon.
现在别变 谢尔顿
I
don't
get
invited
to
a
lot
of
parties.
我很少受邀参加派对
Is
this
a
good
one
这算精彩的吗
Oh
yeah.
精彩绝伦
Did
that
guacamole
taste
weird
to
you
你觉不觉得那个鳄梨酱味道怪怪的
Tasted
weird
to
me.
我觉得挺怪的
Can't
believe
Amy
did
that.
真不敢相信艾米居然那么做
Oh
come
on.
You
thought
it
was
funny
别这样 我扮成谢尔顿时
when
I
dressed
up
as
Sheldon.
你也觉得很好笑啊
That
was
totally
different.
那根本是两码事
How
That
didn't
hurt
my
feelings.
-怎么说 -那没伤害到我的感受
Well
for
what
it's
worth
不管怎么说
I
didn't
think
it
was
a
very
good
impression
of
you.
我觉得她扮你扮得不太像
Really
You
don't
think
I
have
an
annoying
high
pitched
voice
真的吗 你不觉得我的声音尖到惹人烦吗
No
not
at
all.
完全不会啊
In
fact
I
find
your
voice
quite
melodious.
事实上 我觉得你的声音如旋律般悦耳
Mm
hmm.
And
you
don't
think
那你不觉得
I'm
unnecessarily
hurtful
我过分毒舌吗
What
I'm
sorry.
什么 抱歉
I
I
couldn't
hear
the
question.
I
just
heard
the
music.
我没听到问题 我只听到了美妙音乐
Well
people
came
they
ate
大家来了 也吃了
they
vowed
to
never
speak
to
each
other
again.
还发誓再也不跟对方说话
I
think
it
was
a
successful
party.
我想这次派对挺成功的
It
was.
And
I'm
sorry
about
earlier.
是的 之前的事很抱歉
I
know
it
doesn't
matter.
我知道那事情不重要
No
it
does
matter.
不 很重要
Okay
You
were
right.
好吗 你是对的
It
was
Halloween.
的确是万圣节
I
was
dressed
as
a
cat
you
were
a
hobbit.
我扮成猫 你扮成霍比特人
It
was
right
there
on
that
couch.
就在那张沙发上吻的
Why
didn't
you
just
say
that
那你为什么一直不说
Because
I
always
hated
that
was
our
first
kiss.
因为我讨厌我们的初吻是在那种情况下发生
I
was
drunk
and
I
was
still
with
Kurt
我喝醉 而且还和前男友在一起
and
I
was
using
you
to
make
myself
feel
better.
我利用你让我自己心里舒服些
I...
just
wanted
our
first
kiss
to
mean
something.
我只是希望我们的初吻有意义
That's
why
I
said
it
was
the
one
on
your
birthday.
所以我才说是在你生日时
I
like
that.
我喜欢
We'll
make
that
our
official
first
kiss.
生日之吻以后就是我们的官方初吻
Thank
you.
谢谢
That
was
beautiful.
太感人了
What
are
you
still
doing
here
你怎么还在这里
I
was
in
the
bathroom.
我上厕所去了
Guacamole
didn't
agree
with
me.
吃了鳄梨酱闹肚子
Well
since
you're
here
you
can
help
us
clean
up.
既然你没走 就帮我们打扫吧
Will
you
take
this
out
please
Sure.
-可以把这个拿出去吗 -没问题
Thank
you.
谢谢
It's
late.
Would
you
mind
if
I
crashed
here
tonight
很晚了 介意我今晚睡在这里吗
You
are
always
welcome
here.
这里随时欢迎你
Thank
you.
谢谢
Where
were
we
刚才亲到哪了
I
think
Howard
hurting
my
feelings
has
in
some
ways
我认为霍华德伤害我的感情 从某种角度来说
made
me
a
better
person.
让我更加优秀了
Look
at
you
improving
on
perfection.
瞧你 完美之上更进一步
How
so
怎么说
As
you
were
eating
that
Danish
如果以前你吃丹麦酥
I
wanted
to
point
out
that
the
Danish
isn't
Danish
at
all.
我会指出丹麦酥并非起源于丹麦
It
was
imported
by
Austrian
bakers
而是由奥地利面包师所进口的
during
a
labor
dispute
in
the
1800s.
当时是处于劳资纠纷的1800年代
But
I
chose
not
to
但我选择不说
because
I
didn't
want
to
be
the
kind
of
fella
因为我不想成为那种人
who
foists
unwanted
facts
about
European
pastries
在别人不情愿的情况下 将欧洲点心的小知识
on
the
unwilling.
强制分享给别人
That's
actually
interesting.
其实很有意思呢
Sorry.
Now
you'll
never
know.
抱歉 你永远别想知道了
Hey
guys
I
need
your
help.
两位 我需要帮助
Bernadette's
still
pretty
upset
about
your
costumes.
伯纳黛特还在为你们的变装服生气
She's
upset
她还好意思生气
Those
pants
I
wore
to
make
fun
of
you
were
so
tight
我穿来嘲讽你的裤子紧到
I
risked
a
testicular
hernia.
我得冒着得睾丸疝气的风险呢
Anyway
总之
if
you
guys
could
apologize
it'd
be
a
big
help.
如果你们能道歉就帮了大忙了
Oh
we'd
be
happy
to
apologize
to
her
我们乐意向她道歉
as
soon
as
she
apologizes
to
me
只要她向我道歉
for
not
making
you
apologize
to
Sheldon.
她没让你向谢尔顿道歉的事
I
didn't
follow
that
我没明白
but
then
between
my
wife
and
that
guacamole
但因为老婆和鳄梨酱
I
didn't
get
a
lot
of
sleep
last
night.
我昨晚基本没睡
Don't
you
think
it's
unreasonable
你不觉得这很无理吗
for
her
to
ask
us
to
do
something
she
refused
to
do
她让我们做她拒绝做的事
Yes.
So
when
can
you
stop
by
是 那你们什么时候来
I
don't
understand.
If
it's
unreasonable
我不明白了 如果这是无理要求
why
should
we
do
it
我们为什么要去
Okay
how
about
this
You
know
in
Star
Wars
这样吧 你知道在《星球大战》里
when
R2
and
Chewbacca
were
playing
holochess
R2和楚巴卡玩全息棋
Really
Star
Wars
不是吧 《星球大战》都出来了
Amy
let
the
man
speak.
艾米 让他说
Well
Chewbacca
was
losing
and
getting
angry
and...
楚巴卡输了开始生气 然后...
W
W
Wait.
Are
you
saying
we
should
let
the
Wookiee
win
慢着 你是说我们要让伍基族的赢吗[多毛]
Hey.
Hey
that's
my
wife
you're
talking
about.
你怎么可以这么说我老婆
But
yes
let
the
Wookiee
win.
但没错 让伍基族赢吧
Hello
Bernadette.
你好 伯纳黛特
Wait
did
you
just
walk
into
my
house
等等 你就这样大摇大摆走进我家吗
No
Howard
let
me
in.
不 霍华德让我进来的
Where
is
he
他在哪里
Oh
he
got
in
his
car
and
drove
away.
他上车逃跑了
Is
that
watermelon
for
anybody
这个西瓜是给大家吃的吗
It's
for
Halley.
Is
she
gonna
eat
all
of
it
-给哈雷的 -她能全吃完吗
God
no
wonder
she
looks
like
Churchill.
妈呀 难怪她长得像丘吉尔
What
do
you
want
Sheldon
你想怎样 谢尔顿
Howard
said
your
feelings
were
hurt.
霍华德说你的感情受到了伤害
Well
Howard's
wrong.
霍华德错了
I
don't
care
if
someone
makes
fun
of
me.
我不在乎别人取笑我
All
right.
好吧
Apparently
I
came
all
this
way
for
nothing.
看来我大老远白跑了一趟
Unless
Halley
wants
to
share
that
watermelon
还是说哈雷会想分享那个西瓜呢
You
think
Amy's
the
first
person
to
make
fun
of
me
你以为艾米是第一个嘲笑
for
having
a
squeaky
voice
我声音尖的人吗
Do
you
你觉得呢
I
feel
like
my
chance
at
watermelon
我感觉我吃西瓜的可能
is
dangling
by
a
thread.
命悬一线
She's
not.
It's
been
happening
my
whole
life.
不是的 我从小被人嘲笑到大
And
and
she
called
me
out
for
being
mean
她说我毒舌刻薄
Well
I've
had
to
be
mean.
我必须毒舌刻薄啊
It's
hard
to
be
taken
seriously
总是做个子最矮小的那个
when
you're
always
the
smallest
person
in
the
room.
很难被人当回事
I
know
that.
我知道
I
was
in
high
school
when
I
was
nine
years
old.
我9岁时上高中
I
tried
to
tell
the
other
kids
我想告诉其他孩子
that
although
my
physical
stature
was
small
尽管我的身高非常矮小
my
intellectual
stature
towered
over
them.
但我的智力高度完全碾压他们
That
only
seemed
to
make
things
worse.
结果情况更雪上加霜了
The
kids
called
me
Bernadette
the
marionette.
孩子们管我叫牵线木偶伯纳黛特
Because
you're
small.
That's
funny.
因为你个子小 真好笑
No
it's
not.
不 不好笑
Well
people
used
to
call
me
egghead
大家以前叫我蛋头[书呆子]
'cause
there
were
eggs
on
my
head.
因为我头上有鸡蛋
'Cause
they
threw
them
at
me.
那是他们砸的
That's
terrible.
太可怕了
One
time
my
brothers
made
me
breathe
helium.
有一次我的哥哥们让我吸氦气[声音会变尖]
I
tried
to
call
for
help
我想呼救
but
the
only
one
who
could
hear
me
was
the
dog.
但只有能听到高频音的狗能听到我
That's
also
terrible.
这也太惨了
My
goodness
you
had
to
live
in
a
house
with
a
dog.
天啊 你居然和狗共住一室
I
guess
we
both
had
to
put
up
with
a
lot
of
crap
from
people.
看来我俩都忍受过不少来自其他人的欺凌
I
suppose
we
have.
我想是的
Maybe
you
and
I
are
more
alike
than
we
thought.
也许我俩比想象中有更多相似之处
Maybe
we
are.
也许是的
Although
I'm
exceptionally
tall
and
you're
exceptionally...
尽管我异常地高 而你异常地...
Sheldon.
You
didn't
even
let
me
finish.
-谢尔顿 -你没让我说完
Fine.
Sorry.
Short.
-好的 抱歉 -矮
Sheldon
you
sure
you're
ready
for
this
谢尔顿 你确定准备好了吗
This
movie's
pretty
scary.
这部电影很吓人
Please.
I'm
an
adult.
I
think
I
can
handle
it.
拜托 我是成年人 我可以接受
That's
what
you
said
about
the
butterfly
pavilion
at
the
zoo.
你对动物园的蝴蝶亭也是这样说的
That
was
my
fault.
After
I
pet
that
goat
那是我的错 我摸了山羊后太膨胀
I
felt
like
a
gladiator.
感觉自己像角斗士那么勇猛
Okay
lights
on
or
lights
off
开灯还是关灯
Lights
off.
If
I'm
gonna
do
this
I
want
to
do
it
right.
关灯 如果要看 就得好好看
What
you
guys
think
you're
doing
你们以为自己在做什么
We're
showing
Sheldon
The
Halloween.
放《月光光心慌慌》给谢尔顿看
Absolutly
not
绝对不许
Sheldon
come
home.
谢尔顿 给我滚回家
But
I
really
wanna
watch
it.
但是我真的很想看
I
know
you
do
but
I'm
forbidding
it.
我知道 但是老娘不准你看
Oh
man.
Sorry
guys.
讨厌 抱歉啦 各位
What
took
you
so
long
I'm
sorry
I
just
got
your
text
-你为什么这么晚才来 -对不起 我才刚收到你短信嘛
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