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Hey did you guys know this year's the 40th anniversary of Halloween

你们知道今年是万圣节的第40周年吗

Oh nonsense

胡扯

Halloween traditions

万圣节传统

date back to the Celtic festival of Samhain

能追朔回古代凯尔特人的萨温节

Although our current Halloween customs

虽然我们现代的万圣节过节传统

come from the evening before All Hallows' Day

是来自万圣日前一天晚上的传统

All Hallows' Eve thus Halloween

也就是万圣日前夕因此称为万圣节

I meant the movie Halloween

我说的是系列电影《月光光心慌慌》[万圣节]

Well that's not interesting at all

你提的这个一点都不有趣啊

Did you know the Michael Myers mask from the film

你知道电影中杀人魔麦克·迈尔斯的面具

was actually a Captain Kirk mask turned inside out

是把《星际旅行》寇克舰长的面具反过来戴吗

Okay now it's interesting

这个小知识就有趣多了

Are you guys all dressing up for work

你们都准备要变装去上班吗

Of course I mean

当然啦

how often do you get to wear costumes to work

大家哪有那么多机会穿变装服上班啊

Says the man with a giant belt buckle and a dickey

某个穿着大皮带扣与假衬衫领的人真好意思

Hey this is not a costume It's a choice It's a style

我这不是变装服是一种造型选择

It's a tragedy

是一场悲剧

Bernadette why don't we get to dress up at work

伯纳黛特为什么我们公司不让变装

We used to but a couple guys in the infectious disease lab

曾经可以后来因为传染病实验室的几个人

went as zombies and it triggered a quarantine

打扮成丧尸触发了一场隔离而中止

The CDC was so mad

疾病预防与控制中心可生气了

Hey if you really want to dress up we could throw a party

如果你想打扮玩一下我们可以办个派对啊

Oh that would be fun

那应该会很好玩

You know I used to throw Halloween parties all the time

我以前常常举办万圣节派对呢

when I moved into the building

就在我刚搬进来这里那会儿

All the time I only remember being invited to one

常常吗我记得我只被邀请过一次啊

Please don't make this awkward for me

别再把场面弄更尴尬了

Okay so Friday night

就这么定了周五夜

Halloween party here Okay

-在我们家办万圣节派对 -好的

Great Can't wait

太好了迫不及待呢

What are you going as

你要扮成谁

I don't want to ruin the surprise

我不想破坏了惊喜

You'll see it at work Just a warning

等上班就会看到了我先提醒一下

it's pretty scary

会挺吓人的哦

Is it a bird ‭No

-是鸟吗 -不是

Is it a dog ‭ No

-是狗吗 -不是

Oh I think I'll be fine then

那我应该不会被吓到了

Hello

你好

Hello

你好

I see you are dressed as Doc Brown from Back to the Future

依我所见你扮成了《回到未来》的布朗博士吧

May I assume that Amy is going as his wife Clara Clayton

我猜测艾米会打扮成他老婆克莱拉·克莱顿

from Back to the Future Part III

这位在《回到未来3》中出现的角色吧

She is

的确

Did you do something different to your hair

你给头发换了造型吗

Yes

是的

Looking good

很好看呢

Oh Inspector Gadget

神探加杰特

And I want to say

你的话我猜...

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

我国现任最高法院法官鲁斯·巴德·金斯伯格

So close

很接近了

Kooth Bader Ginsburg

是库萨斯·巴德·金斯伯格

The Notorious KBG

恶名昭彰库巴金是也

That's very clever

很有哏呢

Sustained

发言有效

Are you gonna dress in drag in front of your fiancee

你要在你未婚妻面前男扮女装吗

Yeah We have no secrets from each other

是啊我们之间没有任何秘密

Well except for the fact that I I crocheted this myself

除了这是我自己手工编织出来的

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hello Hello

-你好 -你好

Oh my God

我的天啊

you look amazing

你这造型太赞了

I find you guilty of murder

我宣判你犯了杀人罪

because you are killing it

因为我们要被你笑"死"啦

Well technically

严格来说

the Supreme Court wouldn't determine a defendant's

最高法院并不会裁定一名被告

guilt or innocence in a criminal matter

在一起刑事案件中是有罪还是无罪

They could only reverse or revamp a jury's conviction

它们只能把一个法官的判决

based on a constitutional or statutory issue

根据宪法或法规上的问题进行驳回或改进

Why are you laughing

你们在笑什么呢

His statement was factually correct

他说的话确实是事实呢

You're sitting in my spot

你坐到我的专座上了

You don't have a spot

你哪有专座啊

What is wrong with you today Maybe he's cranky

-你今天是有什么毛病啊 -或许他因为

because he's off his bathroom schedule

未能按时间表如期如厕心情不好

Well I can understand how that would make someone irritable

我能理解便秘的确会让一些人易怒

Interesting fact "Irritable" comes from the Latin

说一个有趣小知识 "易怒"这词来自拉丁语

"Susceptible to anger "

"容易愤怒"

Just because I used a word

我说出一个词

doesn't mean I want its etymology

不代表我想听到他的语源学

Interesting fact "Etymology"

有趣小知识 "语源学"这词

comes from the Greek word

是来自希腊文的...

You are being so annoying Stop it

你好烦人啊别闹了

And why are you two laughing

你们两个是在笑什么笑啊

Sheldon he's being you

谢尔顿他是在模仿你

He's dressed as you for Halloween

他万圣节变装成你了

So you're not laughing at him

所以你们不是在笑他

You're laughing at me

你们是在笑我

We're not laughing at you

我们不是在笑你

We're laughing with you

我们是跟你一起笑

But I'm not laughing

但我没笑啊

Then the first one

那就是前者那种吧

Ready to go

准备好要走了吗

Hey why aren't you in your costume

你怎么没穿你的变装服

I just didn't feel like it

我不想穿了

You get that I'm wearing a corset because of you

你知道我是为了你才穿的束身衣

not because I'm tired of breathing

而不是因为我不想呼吸的吧

Amy do you think I'm always correcting other people

艾米你有觉得我总是在纠正别人吗

No not all the time I mean just last week

不会啊没有总是比如说上周

Penny ended a sentence with a preposition

佩妮在句子的结尾用了介词

You didn't even mention it True

-你提都没提这事啊 -的确

I just waited until I got home and screamed into a pillow

我一直忍到回了家才对着枕头里吼出来

Is something bothering you

是有什么事让你不开心吗

Howard dressed up as me and imitated me

霍华德变装成我还模仿我

and everyone laughed

大家都笑疯了

Oh Well that must have felt terrible

那你肯定感觉不好受吧

It did I never realized

对啊我从来没发现

my friends viewed me as an object of ridicule

我的朋友们都把我当成个可笑的玩意儿

Oh I don't think that's true

我觉得不是这样的吧

They laughed Amy

他们都笑了艾米

In a derisive way Not in the instructive way

嘲弄的笑不是我那种有建设性的笑

I laugh at them when they're being stupid

我只在别人犯蠢的时候才嘲笑提醒

Hey happy Halloween ‭Oh

万圣节快乐啊

Trick or treat ‭No

不给糖就捣蛋

Sorry you're not wearing a costume

抱歉你没有穿变装服

Yeah I am I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep

我有啊我打扮成医药代表

I'm gonna need more

这样不够

Okay failed actress who traded constant rejection

失败的女演员为了不一直被拒绝

for a Christmas bonus and a dental plan

出卖灵魂好得到年终奖金与牙科医保

Go nuts ‭Oh

疯狂开吃吧

I will

我会的

So what are you wearing to the party

所以你要打扮成什么来参加派对

Sexy cat Sexy nurse Sexy zombie

性感小野猫性感护士性感丧尸

Why do girls' costumes have to be sexy

为什么女生的变装服都得性感

but guys' costumes don't

而男生的却不用啊

Say that again with this helicopter on my head

看到我头上的螺旋桨你敢说这不性感吗

Very cute

很可爱啦

Hey do you remember what happened

你还记得在你首次邀请我去的

at that first Halloween party that you invited me to

万圣节派对上发生了什么事吗

When I threw up in the pumpkin

我吐在了一个南瓜灯里吗

More memorable than that

比那件事更值得记住

Really That was pretty impressive

真的吗我觉得刚那件事超屌啊

We had our first kiss

我们第一次接吻

On this very couch

就在这张沙发上

No no our first kiss was at your birthday

不我们的初吻发生在你生日那天

Remember I threw you a party

记得吗我给你办了派对

you didn't make it and I felt bad for you

你没赶上所以我可怜你一下

No no it was on Halloween

不是万圣节

and you felt bad for me

然后你可怜了我一下

If we're gonna go through every party

如果要把所有我觉得

where I felt bad for you we're gonna be here awhile

你可怜的派对都说一遍那我们得说好久

Never mind

算了

What You're not mad at me are you ‭

什么你生我气了是不是

No Of course not

当然没有

No we just remember different things from that party

只是那次派对我们记忆深刻的事件不一样

I remember falling in love

我记得我坠入爱河

and you remember vomiting in a pumpkin

你只记得吐在一个南瓜里

I was like four feet away

我从一米外吐进那南瓜里呢

People cheered

旁边都响起如雷掌声了

Here you go ‭Thanks

-给 -谢谢

So did you see Howard's costume

你看过霍华德的变装服了吗

See it I made it It was hilarious

岂止看过还是我做的笑死人了

Well Sheldon didn't think so and neither did I

但谢尔顿不觉得好笑我也是

Oh come on It was all in good fun

别这样只是无伤大雅的小玩笑而已

Well I'm sure it was but Sheldon's feelings got hurt

我想也是但谢尔顿内心受伤了

M Maybe Howard could apologize

霍华德能给他道个歉吗

You're kidding right

你在逗我吧

Sheldon didn't apologize

谢尔顿说我家宝宝

when he said my baby looked like Winston Churchill

长得像丘吉尔他也没道歉啊

He loves Churchill

他很喜欢丘吉尔

Your son should take that as a compliment

你儿子应该把那当做称赞

He said it about my daughter

他是说我女儿像

Well this isn't about Sheldon

我们在说的不是谢尔顿

This is about Howard

而是霍华德

I think it is about Sheldon

这事的罪魁祸首就是谢尔顿

How many times has he made fun of Howard for being an engineer

他嘲笑霍华德是工程师都多少次了

Going to MIT His magic

还笑他麻省理工的学位和他的魔术

Sheldon doesn't make fun of his magic

谢尔顿没嘲笑他的魔术啊

Well he should It's stupid

他该笑的那魔术蠢毙了

Anyway the point is

总之重点是

Sheldon shouldn't dish it out if he can't take it

谢尔顿自己无法承受就不该嘲笑人家

I think the point is that Howard owes him an apology

我认为重点是霍华德欠他一句道歉

Yeah well I think the point is

我觉得重点在于

if Sheldon has a problem with Howard

如果谢尔顿不爽霍华德

Sheldon should take it up with him

他应该自己去找他说

Mama

妈妈

Now if you'll excuse me

容我失陪一下

the prime minister of England needs her diaper changed

大英帝国首相的尿布该换了

Oh that's great

太棒了

He's a Supreme Court justice

他是最高法院的法官

and you're the U S Constitution

而你是美国宪法

Yep He interprets me

没错他对我有解释权

And guess what's underneath this

猜猜底下是什么

The Bill of Tights

《美国紧身[权利]法案》

Smart funny gorgeous are we a match or what

她聪明幽默又貌美我们真是天生一对啊

Hey Bert what are you dressed as

伯特你扮的是谁呀

饰演伯纳黛特的演员身高1米5

饰演伯特的演员身高2米

I'll give you a hint

给你个提示

My work in seismic refraction measurements and

我在震波折射测量方面的研究...

Hey Stuart what are you dressed as

斯图尔特你扮的是谁呀

I'm a butterfly

我是只小蝴蝶

Did you steal those from Halley's "Let's pretend" box

那翅膀你是不是从哈雷的"扮演游戏"盒里偷的

I'm gonna put them back

我会放回去的

All right I'll tell you

好吧我告诉你们

I'm Maurice "Doc" Ewing winner of the 1960 Vetlesen Prize

我是1960年维特勒森奖得主莫里斯·尤因

generally regarded as the Nobel Prize of geology

这个奖通常被视为地质学界的诺贝尔奖

Oh yeah Now I see it

对对对现在我看出来了

Ask me how I died

问我我怎么死的

Spoiler alert brain hemorrhage

剧透一下脑溢血

Well Gorblimey

哎哟喂呀

You look like a thousand tuppence

你看起来很精神嘛[像两千便士]

Don't he Mary Poppins

你说对吗玛丽·波平斯

她常唱的歌曲《喂小鸟》里有句歌词是"把便士装进袋子"

《欢乐满人间》里的仙女主角

Are you gonna talk like that all night

你整晚都要这样怪腔怪调地说话吗

Jiff willikers I am

老天鹅呀是滴

Isn't he cute

他真可爱不是吗

He's gonna get a spoonful of sugar later

他晚点会有一大勺糖吃

And I'm gonna sweep Ms Poppins' chimney

而我要打扫波平斯小姐的"烟囱"

So here we are

到了这一刻啦

On Halloween On this couch

又是万圣节又是这张沙发

Does it ring any bells

你想起什么了吗

Really We're still doing this

不是吧我们还在纠结这个吗

I'm just surprised you don't remember our first kiss

我就是很讶异你居然不记得我们的初吻

Fine It was on Halloween

好吧就是在万圣节发生的

Are you agreeing just to shut me up

你同意是为了让我闭嘴吗

You got another way I'm all ears

你还有其他办法吗我洗耳恭听

Really An arranged marriage

真的吗包办婚姻

Yeah I know how it sounds

对我知道听起来是什么样子

It sounds awesome

听起来也太赞了吧

Is that just an Indian thing

只有印度人才能这么做

or can I get a piece of that

还是我也能被安排一个老婆

You know the woman has a choice right

你知道女方有选择权的吧

There's always a catch

我就知道没有那么好的事

Happy Halloween

万圣节快乐

Who wants to see a magic trick

谁想看魔术表演呀

Oh that's right No one

没错没人想看

Ha They're you

他俩扮的是你俩

What do you think you're doing

你们觉得自己在干什么

I thought it was clear

这不是很明显吗

I'm being unnecessarily hurtful but with a sweet voice

我用着甜美的声线对人过分毒舌

And I don't understand what's going on

我完全搞不懂情况

because I went to MIT

因为我念的是弱智麻省理工

Okay guys I think that's enough

好了我觉得玩笑开够了

Hold on I'm the judge here

等等我是法官

and I'm going to allow it

我允许你们继续

Raj take a break

拉杰一边歇会去吧

Hey free speech

他有言论自由

Right back there somewhere

我衣服背后某个地方写着呢

You know what guys

知道吗

You got us Congratulations Now why don't you go back

我们被你们整到了恭喜现在你们可以

to your apartment and put on your other costumes

回公寓换上其他变装服了

Oh but it's so far away

可是公寓好远呀

and I have such teeny tiny legs

人家又只有超级小短腿

Really Our bodies Is that where we're going Amy

真的吗羞辱身材我们真要互相伤害吗艾米

What's wrong with my body

我的身材有什么问题

Well for starters you have a quarter in your nose

首先你鼻子里有个25美分硬币

Not now Sheldon

现在别变谢尔顿

I don't get invited to a lot of parties

我很少受邀参加派对

Is this a good one

这算精彩的吗

Oh yeah

精彩绝伦

Did that guacamole taste weird to you

你觉不觉得那个鳄梨酱味道怪怪的

Tasted weird to me

我觉得挺怪的

Can't believe Amy did that

真不敢相信艾米居然那么做

Oh come on You thought it was funny

别这样我扮成谢尔顿时

when I dressed up as Sheldon

你也觉得很好笑啊

That was totally different

那根本是两码事

How That didn't hurt my feelings

-怎么说 -那没伤害到我的感受

Well for what it's worth

不管怎么说

I didn't think it was a very good impression of you

我觉得她扮你扮得不太像

Really You don't think I have an annoying high pitched voice

真的吗你不觉得我的声音尖到惹人烦吗

No not at all

完全不会啊

In fact I find your voice quite melodious

事实上我觉得你的声音如旋律般悦耳

Mm hmm And you don't think

那你不觉得

I'm unnecessarily hurtful

我过分毒舌吗

What I'm sorry

什么抱歉

I I couldn't hear the question I just heard the music

我没听到问题我只听到了美妙音乐

Well people came they ate

大家来了也吃了

they vowed to never speak to each other again

还发誓再也不跟对方说话

I think it was a successful party

我想这次派对挺成功的

It was And I'm sorry about earlier

是的之前的事很抱歉

I know it doesn't matter

我知道那事情不重要

No it does matter

不很重要

Okay You were right

好吗你是对的

It was Halloween

的确是万圣节

I was dressed as a cat you were a hobbit

我扮成猫你扮成霍比特人

It was right there on that couch

就在那张沙发上吻的

Why didn't you just say that

那你为什么一直不说

Because I always hated that was our first kiss

因为我讨厌我们的初吻是在那种情况下发生

I was drunk and I was still with Kurt

我喝醉而且还和前男友在一起

and I was using you to make myself feel better

我利用你让我自己心里舒服些

I just wanted our first kiss to mean something

我只是希望我们的初吻有意义

That's why I said it was the one on your birthday

所以我才说是在你生日时

I like that

我喜欢

We'll make that our official first kiss

生日之吻以后就是我们的官方初吻

Thank you

谢谢

That was beautiful

太感人了

‭What are you still doing here

你怎么还在这里

I was in the bathroom

我上厕所去了

Guacamole didn't agree with me

吃了鳄梨酱闹肚子

Well since you're here you can help us clean up

既然你没走就帮我们打扫吧

Will you take this out please Sure

-可以把这个拿出去吗 -没问题

Thank you

谢谢

It's late Would you mind if I crashed here tonight

很晚了介意我今晚睡在这里吗

You are always welcome here

这里随时欢迎你

Thank you ‭

谢谢

Where were we

刚才亲到哪了

I think Howard hurting my feelings has in some ways

我认为霍华德伤害我的感情从某种角度来说

made me a better person

让我更加优秀了

Look at you improving on perfection

瞧你完美之上更进一步

How so

怎么说

As you were eating that Danish

如果以前你吃丹麦酥

I wanted to point out that the Danish isn't Danish at all

我会指出丹麦酥并非起源于丹麦

It was imported by Austrian bakers

而是由奥地利面包师所进口的

during a labor dispute in the 1800s

当时是处于劳资纠纷的1800年代

But I chose not to

但我选择不说

because I didn't want to be the kind of fella

因为我不想成为那种人

who foists unwanted facts about European pastries

在别人不情愿的情况下将欧洲点心的小知识

on the unwilling

强制分享给别人

That's actually interesting

其实很有意思呢

Sorry Now you'll never know

抱歉你永远别想知道了

Hey guys I need your help

两位我需要帮助

Bernadette's still pretty upset about your costumes

伯纳黛特还在为你们的变装服生气

She's upset

她还好意思生气

Those pants I wore to make fun of you were so tight

我穿来嘲讽你的裤子紧到

I risked a testicular hernia

我得冒着得睾丸疝气的风险呢

Anyway

总之

if you guys could apologize it'd be a big help

如果你们能道歉就帮了大忙了

Oh we'd be happy to apologize to her

我们乐意向她道歉

as soon as she apologizes to me

只要她向我道歉

for not making you apologize to Sheldon

她没让你向谢尔顿道歉的事

I didn't follow that

我没明白

but then between my wife and that guacamole

但因为老婆和鳄梨酱

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night

我昨晚基本没睡

Don't you think it's unreasonable

你不觉得这很无理吗

for her to ask us to do something she refused to do

她让我们做她拒绝做的事

Yes So when can you stop by

是那你们什么时候来

I don't understand If it's unreasonable

我不明白了如果这是无理要求

why should we do it

我们为什么要去

Okay how about this You know in Star Wars

这样吧你知道在《星球大战》里

when R2 and Chewbacca were playing holochess

R2和楚巴卡玩全息棋

Really Star Wars

不是吧《星球大战》都出来了

Amy let the man speak

艾米让他说

Well Chewbacca was losing and getting angry and

楚巴卡输了开始生气然后...

W W Wait Are you saying we should let the Wookiee win

慢着你是说我们要让伍基族的赢吗[多毛]

Hey Hey that's my wife you're talking about

你怎么可以这么说我老婆

But yes let the Wookiee win

但没错让伍基族赢吧

Hello Bernadette

你好伯纳黛特

Wait did you just walk into my house

等等你就这样大摇大摆走进我家吗

No Howard let me in

不霍华德让我进来的

Where is he

他在哪里

Oh he got in his car and drove away

他上车逃跑了

Is that watermelon for anybody

这个西瓜是给大家吃的吗

It's for Halley Is she gonna eat all of it

-给哈雷的 -她能全吃完吗

God no wonder she looks like Churchill

妈呀难怪她长得像丘吉尔

What do you want Sheldon

你想怎样谢尔顿

Howard said your feelings were hurt

霍华德说你的感情受到了伤害

Well Howard's wrong

霍华德错了

I don't care if someone makes fun of me

我不在乎别人取笑我

All right

好吧

Apparently I came all this way for nothing

看来我大老远白跑了一趟

Unless Halley wants to share that watermelon

还是说哈雷会想分享那个西瓜呢

You think Amy's the first person to make fun of me

你以为艾米是第一个嘲笑

for having a squeaky voice

我声音尖的人吗

Do you

你觉得呢

I feel like my chance at watermelon

我感觉我吃西瓜的可能

is dangling by a thread

命悬一线

She's not It's been happening my whole life

不是的我从小被人嘲笑到大

And and she called me out for being mean

她说我毒舌刻薄

Well I've had to be mean

我必须毒舌刻薄啊

It's hard to be taken seriously

总是做个子最矮小的那个

when you're always the smallest person in the room

很难被人当回事

I know that

我知道

I was in high school when I was nine years old

我9岁时上高中

I tried to tell the other kids

我想告诉其他孩子

that although my physical stature was small

尽管我的身高非常矮小

my intellectual stature towered over them

但我的智力高度完全碾压他们

That only seemed to make things worse

结果情况更雪上加霜了

The kids called me Bernadette the marionette

孩子们管我叫牵线木偶伯纳黛特

Because you're small That's funny

因为你个子小真好笑

No it's not

不不好笑

Well people used to call me egghead

大家以前叫我蛋头[书呆子]

'cause there were eggs on my head

因为我头上有鸡蛋

'Cause they threw them at me

那是他们砸的

That's terrible

太可怕了

One time my brothers made me breathe helium

有一次我的哥哥们让我吸氦气[声音会变尖]

I tried to call for help

我想呼救

but the only one who could hear me was the dog

但只有能听到高频音的狗能听到我

That's also terrible

这也太惨了

My goodness you had to live in a house with a dog

天啊你居然和狗共住一室

I guess we both had to put up with a lot of crap from people

看来我俩都忍受过不少来自其他人的欺凌

I suppose we have

我想是的

Maybe you and I are more alike than we thought

也许我俩比想象中有更多相似之处

Maybe we are

也许是的

Although I'm exceptionally tall and you're exceptionally

尽管我异常地高而你异常地...

Sheldon You didn't even let me finish

-谢尔顿 -你没让我说完

Fine Sorry Short

-好的抱歉 -矮

Sheldon you sure you're ready for this

谢尔顿你确定准备好了吗

This movie's pretty scary

这部电影很吓人

Please I'm an adult I think I can handle it

拜托我是成年人我可以接受

That's what you said about the butterfly pavilion at the zoo

你对动物园的蝴蝶亭也是这样说的

That was my fault After I pet that goat

那是我的错我摸了山羊后太膨胀

I felt like a gladiator

感觉自己像角斗士那么勇猛

Okay lights on or lights off

开灯还是关灯

Lights off If I'm gonna do this I want to do it right

关灯如果要看就得好好看

What you guys think you're doing

你们以为自己在做什么

We're showing Sheldon The Halloween

放《月光光心慌慌》给谢尔顿看

Absolutly not

绝对不许

Sheldon come home

谢尔顿给我滚回家

But I really wanna watch it

但是我真的很想看

I know you do but I'm forbidding it

我知道但是老娘不准你看

Oh man Sorry guys

讨厌抱歉啦各位

What took you so long I'm sorry I just got your text

-你为什么这么晚才来 -对不起我才刚收到你短信嘛