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Problem

有问题吗

This is Thai food Here we go

-这是泰国菜 -又来了

We don't have Thai food on thursday

我们周四不吃泰国菜

We have pizza on thursday

我们吃批萨

Yes but we all agreed that the third thursday

对但我们说过每月第三个星期四

At every month would be anything can happen thursday

是一切皆有可能的星期四

Well apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system

显然没有满足我的消化系统要求

which when startle has its own version

在一切皆有可能的星期四

On anything can happen thursday

也有自己的要求

Come on the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday

拜托一切皆有可能的星期四

Is to get out this rut we've been in lately

它的含义是摆脱近期的刻板生活

Rut i think you mean consistency

刻板你是说连贯性吧

And if we're going to abandon that

如果要废除这个

Then why even call it thursday

那干嘛要叫它星期四

Let's call it quorncle day

直接称为狂口日

And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece

分为29小时17分钟

And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut

杀鸡宰羊来庆祝感谢万能的刻板之主

I can go for some goat

我同意杀鸡宰羊

Seldon we agreed we do something different tonight

谢尔顿我们说好今晚做点改变

All right

好啊

Let's go to the comic book store

我们去漫画书店吧

We went to the comic book store last night

我们昨晚就去过了

Last night was Wednesday

昨天是星期三

Wednesday is comic book night

星期三是漫画之夜

Tonight we will be going on Thursday

今天去就是周四去啦

Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday

因为今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

Rather then get outside

何必出去

But praise right up against the box Sheldon

在饭盒面前拜神啊谢尔顿

So what are we gonna do tonight

我们今晚到底干什么

If I may profer a suggestion

听我的建议吧

in bars all across this great nation

在这个国家广袤的土地上林立着无数个酒吧

Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night

我们的周四应该是美女之夜

Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking

到了晚上我们就衣冠楚楚倾巢出动

99 cent margaritas

99分一杯的玛格丽特

and two for one jello shot

还有买一送一的果子冻饮料

Come on Howard

拜托霍华德

The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero

我们在酒吧泡妞的成功率几乎为零

ok Really are you familiar the Drake equation

你听过德瑞克方程式么

The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials

那个用来估算与外星人接触的概率

By calculating the product of increasing

通过计算逐步增加的

restricted series of fractional value

一系列分数值的乘积

such as external planet

比如具有行星的星系

and the planet likely to develop life

或者有生命存在的行星

N=R Fp Ne Fl Fi Fc L

Yeah That one

对就是那个

you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex

你可以通过把

by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA

数据改成洛城单身女人的数量和

and the number of those i find attractive

通过沃罗威茨系数计算出来天仙妹妹数量

by what i call the wolowitz coefficient

用来计算我们有爱可做的概率

The wolowitz coefficient

沃罗威茨系数?

needing us times stress size square

欲望次数压力的平方

counting the numbers i come

计数来看

up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius

我周围40英里范围内有5812个潜在性伙伴

you're joking

你开玩笑吧

i am a horny engineer leonard

我是个性饥渴的工程师莱纳德

i never joke about math or sex

我从不拿数学和性开玩笑

what are we waiting for lets bounce bitches

那还等什么俺们快去钓马子

oh you're right

你说得对

it's anything can happen thursday

今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

let's hit the club and meet hot women

大家去酒吧美眉

here we go lock up your daughter

太对了看好女儿哦

we're going to hit them and quit them

不然我们上完可不买账哦

or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store

还是吃完东西去漫画书店吧

also a good plan

也是个好主意

all right but next anything can happen on thursday

好吧但下个一切皆有可能的星期四

we ll definitely go into a bar

我们一定要去酒吧

Absolutely

当然了

You heard that ladies night ladies we are eventually coming for you

听见没有美女们我们迟早会临幸你们的

Fascinating

有意思

Oh Hey Guys Where are you heading

伙计们去哪儿

To the comic bookstore

漫画书店

You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday

你可能在想星期三去漫画书店

Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet

明明要掉到兔子洞怎么就变成迷幻世界了

If you've failed to take into account Penny

如果你没有听懂的话

This is anything can happen Thursday

今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

You got me

被你说对了

Oh hey while you are there could you pick me up a few comics

你们能不能帮我挑几本漫画

for my nephew's birthday

给我外甥当生日礼物

No I think you mean comic books

你说的是漫画书吧

comics are feeble attempts humor featuring

漫画只是苍白无力的幽默

talking babies and anthropomorphized pets

搞些说话的小人儿拟人的宠物

found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages

旧时有个乐观的名字叫"开心一刻"

Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday

莱纳德能不能帮我挑几本漫画

Sure what does he like

好啊他爱看什么

I don't know he is thirteen just pick out anything

不晓得他才13岁随便挑吧

Just pick out anything

随便挑?

May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him

说不定我们能在不知道尺码的情况下

without knowing his size

给他挑一套新衣服

or pick out his career form

或者在不知道他职业倾向的情况下

without knowing his aptitude

给他挑一份工作申请表

or pick out his breakfast cereal

又或者在不知道他膳食纤维需求的情况下

without knowing his fiber requirements

给他挑一盒早餐麦片

Or his feelings about little marshmallows

或者他喜不喜欢小软糖

Spider man get him spider man

《蜘蛛侠》给他挑《蜘蛛侠》

Amazing spider man ultimate spider man spectacular spider man

《神奇蜘蛛侠》《终极蜘蛛侠》《惊奇蜘蛛侠》

The marvelous adventures of spider man spider man 2099

《惊险蜘蛛侠》《蜘蛛侠2099》

Leonard

莱纳德

You know this can go on all night

你知道他会说个没完

Why don't you just come with us

直接跟我们去吧

That's what I was trying to avoid

我就是不想跟你们去

Oh I forgot sensational spider man

我把《惊叹蜘蛛侠》给忘了

Aw what a cute little store

多可爱的小店啊

Ev everybody's staring at me

大家都盯着我

Don't worry they're more scared of you than you are of them

别担心他们比你还惊讶呢

Unlikely

咋不像呢

Here what about this one for my nephew

送这个给我侄子怎么样

A superb choice oh great

-眼光一流 -太好了

Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52

但他必须看过《无限危机》和《52》

And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse

还要熟悉DC的多元宇宙重建

What's a "multiverse"

什么是多元宇宙

Get her out of here

带她出去

Come on I'll help you pick something

来吧我帮你选

That's right she's with us

没错她和我们是一起的

Guys like that are so pathetic

这些家伙真可怜

Tell me about it

说说看

Ooh look a new batman belt buckle

瞧新版蝙蝠侠皮带扣哦

Oh hey leonard

好啊莱纳德

Can I help you find something

需要帮忙吗

Oh hey Stuart this is penny

你好史都华这是佩妮

She's just looking for some comic books

她想买几本漫画书

Oh really wow

是吗

Blink twice if you're here against your will

如果不是自愿来的眨两下眼睛

I think we're fine stuart

还好啦史都华

Okay well let me know if you need anything

需要帮忙就叫我

Thanks

谢谢

Oh he seems like a nice guy

他人好像挺不错呢

You mean for someone who's into comic books

你说喜欢漫画的人吗

No no no no

不不是

I just meant for yeah

我是说...没错

Penny

佩妮

Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos

喜欢漫画不代表就是怪人

Stuart's a terrific artist

史都华是个天才艺术家呢

He went to the rhode island school of design

他在罗德岛学校学过设计

What about the guy over there in the

那那个穿超人T恤

Superhero t shirt tucked into his sweatpants

还塞进运动裤的人呢

Uh yeah that's captain sweatpants

那是运动裤船长

He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make

他确实不是我说的那种人

Got it got it

-买过 -买过

Need it Need it

-没买 - 没买

Let it go sheldon

放手谢尔顿

Why should I let go I saw it first

为什么我先看到的

Yes but I saw it from the front

但我从正面看到的

A far less impressive feat

这算什么伎俩

Oh come on

拜托

I need this for my batman collection

我要收藏《蝙蝠侠》系列的

Well I need it for my robin collection

我还要收藏《神通罗宾》呢

Rock paper scissors lizard spock

石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克

Why would I gamble

我干嘛要冒险

It's mine let go

我的放手

You let go no you

-你放手 -你放手

No you problem

-你放手 -怎么回事

Yes he won't let go of my comic book

他抢我的漫画书

It's my comic book

是我的才对

Leonard we need a ruling

莱纳德做个裁决

Cut it in half

裁两半吧

Excuse me

打扰一下

Oh hello again

你好啊

Hi what would you recommend as a present for a 13 year old boy

给13岁男孩的礼物你有什么推荐

A 13 year old girl

13岁的女孩

But if you're dead set on a comic book try this

如果你一定要选漫画的话试试这个

Oh hellblazer

《地狱神探》

What's this about

讲什么的

A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes

一个走在正邪之间因抽烟患有肺癌

Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead

被不死的灵魂折磨着的男人的故事

Well if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt

如果这个还不能让我成为最受欢迎阿姨

I don't know what will

真不知道什么会了

Is this me

这画的是我?

Depends do you like it

看情况了你喜欢么

Wow it's really good

画的真棒

Yes that's you

没错就是你

That's so sweet but what if I didn't like it

太可爱了但如果我不喜欢呢

It'd still be you but I'd feel like an idiot

还是你不过我就是个傻瓜

I don't believe it

真不敢相信

Stuart's putting the moves on penny

史都华在对佩妮采取行动

I have got to learn how to draw

我真该学学怎么画画

Hey once again defeated by your own prurient interests

再一次你被你的恶趣味打败

Guys have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there

哥几个你们有没有发现史都华霸着佩妮不放?

Nobody's up in anybody's business

没人霸着谁

Let's just buy our stuff and go

买完东西赶紧闪人吧

Okay you've got my number

你有我的电话号码了

Now give me the picture

现在把这幅画给我吧

You drive a hard bargain

你真会砍价

But here

给你

All right so um just give me a call

记得打电话给我

So leonard how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday

莱纳德你现在对"周四夜惊喜"怎么看

Look at that

快看

That's a dent

这有个凹痕

Thank you howard "ham fisted" wolowitz

谢谢霍华德·"大拳"·沃罗威茨

Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic

你在初版星际旅行"毛球的麻烦"

The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode

播到一半时居然把电视关了?

Apparently so

显然是这样的

Are you ill

你生病了?

No all right

-没有 -好的

Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of

这么说你就是因为今天早些时候

Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening

佩妮的事而在生闷气咯

When did you pick up on that

你什么时候注意到的?

A moment ago

就在刚才

When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic

看"毛球的麻烦"[《星际旅行》中的的经典篇章]

The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode

看到一半把电视关了的时候

Would you like some advice

想听听我的建议么

Sure why not

当然了

Well then This is the perfect time to launch a

现在正是你写那种大家可以留言的

Blog with an interactive comments section

博客的好时机

Gee thanks a lot

真是谢谢你了

Would you rather I offer my personal insight

你想听听我对此事的看法么

I don't need any insights

不必了

I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me

我只想知道为什么佩妮对史都华比对我感兴趣

We're practically the same guy

我们差不多啊

Oh I disagree

我不同意

Stuart is taller artistic self employed and most significantly

斯图尔特更高更有才自己当老板

He gets 45 percent off comic books

更重要的是他买漫画打五五折

You're right

你说的没错

I really should be asking strangers on the internet

我真该上网寻求陌生人的帮助

My original point

我早就说了

Chinese food vintage video games

中国菜老式游戏

After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday

经历了不可思议的周四的噩梦

This is friday night the way it was meant to be

现在是遵循我所有习惯的周五了

Who's up for sheldon free saturday

谁同意周六来个无谢尔顿日

Oh hey guys

大家好

Hey penny and stuart

佩妮好还有史都华

Hey stuart

史都华好

Hey guys

大家好

So what are you kids up to

你们哪玩去

Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight

画展有史都华的一幅画今天正好开幕

And you guys are going together great

你们两个一起去呀真好

It is great

真不错

Really great

真的很不错

Freaking awesome

简直棒极了

What are you guys doing

你们打算干什么

It's friday night that means chinese food and vintage video games

今天是周五也就是中国菜和老式游戏

Right

对不

Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned

老式这个词不足以形容我们的计划

Tonight we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure zork

今夜我们要玩经典的1980冒险游戏ZORK

It's the buggy beta version

而且是有漏洞的贝塔版

Wow zork

强 ZORK呢

Well you guys have fun

你们玩得开心

Yeah see you guys

再见

See you stuart

再见史都华

Hey howard yes

-霍华德 -什么

Take me to a bar with women

带我去酒吧泡妞

Really yeah

-真的吗 -对

Okay

好

Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear

我先进去把内裤脱了

Why

为什么

Well if I get lucky I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs

如果今晚走运我可不想被潜水侠内裤卡住

May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella please

来杯鸡尾酒上面插把小雨伞

No he may not why

-不不用了 -为什么

I'm not sitting here with a guy

我才不会和一个喝鸡尾酒

Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella

还要插把雨伞的人坐一起

Fine

好吧

I'll have a chocolate martini

换巧克力马提尼

Wrong again

又错了

Come on you know I can't talk to women unless

拜托你知道我不醉得像

I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali

印度灯节里的灯那么旺就没法搭讪

Look There are plenty of bars in los angeles

听着洛城有很多酒吧

where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis

可以让你点这些加巧克力的鸡尾酒和巧克力马丁尼

but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them

但去那里已没必要点因为没女人了

gotcha

开窍了

I'll have a brandy alexander

我点杯白兰地亚历山大

All right the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo

三剑客变成双飞侠了

Should we talk to some of these women

我们不去勾搭那些女的?

No it's way too early in the night for that

不现在还太早了

See first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd and then

先让律师和运动员挑肥拣瘦然后呢

We go after the weak and the old and the lame

我们就直接上老弱病残的

That's your system

这就是你的秘诀

That's my system

没错

Oh and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog she's mine

如果看到有个带导盲犬的妞她是我的

Oh come on

拜托

I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening

我感觉运动裤船长参加你的开幕式也无妨

Yeah it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese

如果他没碰所有奶酪的话更好

You know it's kind of early

时间还早

Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something

你想喝点咖啡什么的吗

Oh gee it's a little late for coffee isn't it

好像咖啡晚了点啊

Oh you think "coffee " means coffee

你以为喝咖啡只是喝咖啡呢

That is so sweet

太纯洁了

Come on I think I have decaf

来吧我有脱咖啡因的

Oh good stuart

太好了史都华

I thought I heard your voice

我听到你在说话

Do you have a moment

你有空吗

Uh yeah I guess

大概吧

Sheldon we're a little busy here so

谢尔顿我们有点忙

What are you doing

你们干啥呢

We're having coffee

我们要喝咖啡

Well isn't it a little late for coffee

现在喝咖啡太晚了吧

It's okay she thinks she has decaf

没事她有脱咖啡因的

I'll just go look for it

我去找找

What's up

怎么了

Well I've spent the last three hours in an online debate

我刚才三小时都在网上蝙蝠侠

In the dc comics batman chatroom and I need your help

坛子上辩论想找你帮忙

Oh yeah those guys can be very stubborn

那些小子很顽固的

What's the topic

什么话题

I am asserting in the event that batman's death proves permanent

我觉得如果蝙蝠侠的死是永久的

The original robin dick grayson

那么第一任罗宾迪克·格雷森

Is the logical successor to the bat cowl

是他最合逻辑的继任人

Ooh sheldon I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong

谢尔顿恐怕你错得太离谱了

More wrong

什么

Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation

错是绝对化的没有比较级的

Of course it is

当然有

It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable

说番茄是蔬菜是小错

It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge

说番茄是悬索桥是大错特错

But returning to the original issue dick grayson became nightwing

话说回来迪克后来成了黑翼侠

A superhero in his own right

单独成英雄了

Batman 2 has to be the second robin jason todd

蝙蝠侠二代肯定是第二任罗宾杰森·托特

Has to be has to be

肯定肯定

I hope you're being deliberately provocative

我看你是故意挑衅

I found the decaf

我找到了

Oh great

太好了

Herbal tea for me please

给我一杯凉茶

Barkeep Alexander me

酒保来杯亚历山大鸡尾酒

How about those two

那边两个怎么样

No They're eating peanuts

不行她们在吃花生呢

And my allergies one kiss would put me in cedars sinai for a week

我又过敏亲个嘴估计就得在西奈医院呆一周

What about the ones in the corner

角落里的那个呢

Possible very possible

有希望很有希望

Do you want the one in the whiplash collar

你是想要那个戴颈圈的呢

or the one who keeps blinking

还是老眨眼睛的那个呢

I think blinky's cute

我觉得眨眼睛的比较可爱

You got it sir

行就这样

Wait so we just go over there

等等我们就这样过去

别急

We have a little prep work to do

我们不打无准备之仗

Put this in your mouth

把这个放进嘴里

We walk past them you stumble a bit

我们经过她们身边你打个趔趄

I say sorry my friend's had a little too much

我就说抱歉我朋友呢...

And then I start to pull it out of your mouth

然后从你嘴里拉这个出来

And say "a little too much fun "

然后说他吃饱了撑的

Get it

懂了没

I mean they're laughing we're laughing

她们会笑我们也很开心

Then we get them up to about a

接下来我们把姑娘们灌到

15 blood alcohol level

血液中酒精浓度等级为15的时候

and tell them we're millionaires

告诉她们咱是大款

What else you got

还有没有别的

Depends

看情况了

Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist dummy

你愿意坐我腿上装做表演口技的傻子吗

不愿意

I can't sit on your lap you don't know the routine

我不能坐你腿上你不懂规则

I'm sorry but you're obviously stuck in a pre zero hour dc universe

抱歉但你明显局限在前零点时期的DC宇宙了

Of course I am

当然了

Removing joe chill as the killer of batman's

去掉杀害蝙蝠侠父母的杀手乔·齐尔

Parents effectively deprived him of his raison d'etre

明显剥夺了这个角色存在的理由

Okay

好吧

You can throw all the french around you want it doesn't make you right

你可以随便秀法语但不能证明你是对的

Au contraire

[法语]正好相反

Plus

另外

You're forgetting that the infinite crisis

你忘了《无限危机》的故事情节

Storyline restored joe chill to the batman mythology

又将乔·齐尔囊括进《蝙蝠侠传奇》中了

I am forgetting nothing and I resent your tone

我什么都没忘而且我很厌恶你的语气

Okay

行

Look sheldon it's late I've got to get some sleep

谢尔顿现在很晚了我得去睡会儿

So I win

那么我赢了

No I'm tired

没门我是累了要休息

So I win

那么还是我赢了

Fine you win

好吧你赢了

Darn tootin' I win

没错我赢了

Penny I really had a terrific time

佩妮我今天真的很高兴

Penny

佩妮

No no no no no don't wake her

不千万别叫醒她

She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine

否则她会像金刚狼一样把你暴打一顿

You know I don't think that was decaf

我喝的好象不是无咖啡因咖啡

Wait is this your card or isn't it

等一下这是不是你选的那张牌

Trust me this was their card

相信我这是她们选的牌

I thought you were good at this

我还以为你很擅长泡妞

You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women

你总是讲怎么去酒吧泡妞

I do all the time

我经常做啊

Well what happened

那现在呢

We've been sitting here all night and the longest

我们在这坐了快一晚上

Conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called

跟你谈话最长的却是打电话给你的老妈

Wow you're just going to make me come out and say it aren't you

你就是要逼我说出口对吧

Say what

说什么

You're weighing me down

你拖我后腿了

I'm a falcon who hunts better solo

我是只猎鹰单飞时收获更好

Fine I'll sit here you take flight and hunt

行我坐着你去翱翔捕猎吧

Don't be ridiculous

别逗了

You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt

怎么能告诉猎鹰什么时候去捕猎

Actually you can

实际上可以的

There's whole sport built around it

周围都是猎物呢

Falconry

小猎鹰

Shut up

闭嘴

Let's just get koothrappali and go

叫上库萨帕里走吧

Lucky bastard

这小子真走运

It's got to be that stupid accent of his

肯定是他口音的关系

Hello I am sanjay wolowitz from bombay

你好我是孟买过来的桑贾伊