生活大爆炸-S11E21_生活大爆炸

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What are you doing

你在干嘛

Pigeon check for Sheldon

帮谢尔顿检查有没有鸽子

North side's all clear

北面检查完毕

Great Let's look at some planets

太好了来观测星球吧

Hey why'd you lug your telescope all the way over here

为什么要把你的望远镜大老远拖过来啊

Leonard has one in our apartment

家里莱纳德也有一个啊

Yeah I'm gonna use Leonard's

对对对我用莱纳德那个

Might as well hold my hand up like this and squint

还不如干脆把我的手卷成这样再眯眼看

I don't know It seemed pretty good

还好吧感觉他那个还不错啊

You know once when the cable went out

有一次我们家有线电视没了

I watched an entire episode of The Bachelor

我用那个看对街一户人家的电视

on a TV across the street

看了一整集真人秀《单身汉》

This one's more of a professional model

这个是比较专业的模型

So was the girl he picked

男主角选的也是专业的模特啊

This baby's got a ten inch diameter with f/10 ACF optics

我这宝贝是有着十寸直径的f1/10光圈的ACF望远镜

And tonight Mercury is at its highest elongation

而今晚水星会达到大距

水星离太阳太近达到大距公众才好观测

行星与太阳之间分离的角度达到最大时称为大距

It makes far away things seem close

那会让很远的东西看起来近一点

and Mercury is a planet

另外水星是一个行星

I know Mercury is a planet

我知道水星是行星

But the the other thing was helpful

不过另一点挺有帮助的

Oh Look at that

快看

Neil Gaiman tweeted about my store What did he say

-尼尔·盖曼发推特说了我的店 -他说什么了

杰出作家代表作有漫画《睡魔》系列小说《星辰》《美国众神》

Uh "Next time you're in Pasadena

"大家下次如果去帕萨迪那市

Check out The Comic Center

记得去这家店"漫画中心"看看

Great vibe old school

店内气氛良好传统漫画店风格

the owner really knows his stuff "

店主也十分懂行"

Isn't that amazing

这是不是太赞了

Well uh it's no Sandman but I guess we can't expect

比不上他的《睡魔》但我们也不能期待

everything he writes to be a masterpiece

他写出来的任何文字都是大作啊

When was he in your store

他什么时候来的你店里

I have no idea I think I would remember that

完全不知道他来我应该能记得啊

Obviously vibranium is the most powerful metal in comics

振金很明显是漫画里最强的金属了

What more powerful than adamantium

有比艾德曼合金强吗

He's right

拉杰说得对

Wolverine's claws Ultron's outer shell

金刚狼的爪子奥创的外壳

Need I go on

还需要我再举例吗

You don't need to but you probably will

不用但你估计还是会说

What about Wonder Woman's bracelets

那神奇女侠的手镯呢

Good point

说得好

Strong as a metal and fierce as a fashion choice

金属里的一霸时尚界的一姐

You know

其实呢

Thor's hammer's pretty powerful

雷神索尔的锤子也很强啊

and in the comics it's made out of enchanted uru

在漫画里是被附魔的乌鲁金属做的

Uh yeah I think it's the enchantment

我觉得是附魔的部分让它强大

that's powerful not the uru

不是乌鲁自己本身强大

but uh thanks for playing

不过还是感谢你参与讨论啊

Oh man I can't believe Neil Gaiman came in

可恶真不敢相信尼尔·盖曼来你店里

and we weren't even there

而我们却没在场

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第二十一集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180422

Can you see Mercury Can you see it

你看到水星了吗你能看到吗

One second

等一下啦

You know the Greek version of Mercury Hermes

希腊神话中赫耳墨斯

也就是罗马神话中的墨丘利[水星]

was worshipped in Athens

当年在雅典受祭拜时

by the carving of giant wooden phalluses

人们是对着巨大的阴茎木雕来祭拜祂

Please Amy

求你了艾米

get your mind out of the ancient Athenian gutter

能不能从古雅典人的污秽思想里出来

Got another follower I'm blowing up

又涨一个新粉丝我要火啦

Great How many does that make

厉害现在有多少粉了

High double digits

两位数高段班

The nineties ‭ Mid double digits

-90多粉丝啦 -两位数中段班

Hey uh Penny do you want to check this out

佩妮你想来看看吗

Yeah sure

好啊

All right just uh look through here

好的从这里看

and if you want to take a picture just push that button

如果你想拍照就按这个按钮

Okay

行

Oh what is that

那是什么啊

Is it Mercury I'm really jonesing for Mercury

是水星吗我特别萌水星

I think it's a little early for Mercury to be visible yet

现在要看到水星还太早了点吧

Playing hard to get

玩欲擒故纵

I like that in a planet

我就喜欢这样的行星

No there's something fuzzy

有个模糊的东西啊

Is it your teen years

是你的少女岁月吗

才不是

Yes Shut up

是啦你闭嘴

Look Look at that I think I see something

看看那个我好像看到什么了

It could just be your eyelash

很可能是你的眼睫毛而已

It's not an eyelash

才不是眼睫毛

Okay well uh take a picture Let's see

好吧那你拍张照我来看看

Okay Here

好了拍好了

Hmm I do see something

还真有东西

Told you ‭ What is it

-我就跟你说吧 -那是什么

I don't know

不知道呢

Maybe it's a comet

很可能是个彗星

That would be so cool

那就太酷了吧

You guys want to see a real star look over here

你们想看真正的星吗巨星就在此

What

怎么了

I just got retweeted by Patton Oswalt's brother

单口相声演员帕顿·奥斯瓦尔特的弟弟转发我了

So this is really where Neil Gaiman shops

尼尔·盖曼真的都来这里买吗

Neil Gaiman Nicolas Cage Natalie Portman

尼尔·盖曼尼克拉斯·凯奇娜塔莉·波特曼

The list goes on

名单可长了

They all come here

他们都来这里买吗

Unless I'm lying

除非是我撒谎了

Who are all these people

这些人都是谁啊

What Is this a flash mob

怎么快闪族有活动吗

Are they dancing

他们有在跳舞吗

I don't know what today's dancing looks like

我又不知道这年头大家都怎么跳舞

Hey guys That tweet actually got people to come in

两位那条推特真的吸引了好多人来

Isn't that great

是不是超棒

No I liked the way the store was before

才没有我就喜欢这店以前那样子

You mean empty and sad

门可罗雀惨不忍睹的样子吗

Yes it was perfect

对啊那简直完美

Like a funeral home that sells Pokemon cards

仿佛有在卖宝可梦卡片的殡仪馆

What am I supposed to do now

我现在要是想要

if I want to hang out and read a comic book

留在店里看看漫画该怎么办

Go sit on the couch

去坐在沙发上看啊

Next to a stranger

坐在陌生人旁边吗

If I'm going to sit read and ignore a woman

我唯一愿意坐下阅读并无视的女人

it's going to be my fiancee

只能是我未婚妻

Why are you being such a baby about the crowds

你干嘛有点人群就唧唧歪歪啊

You go to Comic Con

你不是也去漫展的吗

You I'm sorry

你... 抱歉

You're comparing this place to Comic Con

你把这里跟漫展相提并论吗

Well can I go to the bathroom here next to a Wookiee

在这里我能在上厕所时

who got his zipper stuck in his fur

碰见拉链卡到毛发的《星战》伍基人吗

Wow We go to Comic Con for different reasons

我们俩去漫展的理由还真是大不同啊

You know what

这样吧

Just give me a copy of Action Comics 1000

给我一份《动作漫画》第1000期

and I'll be on my way

我买了就走

Sorry All out

抱歉卖完了

Now you just let people come in and buy them

你现在就随便放人进店里买吗

I didn't realize your soul was also for sale

我没意识到你连自己灵魂都卖啊

Well it wasn't but uh make me an offer

本来没卖但你出个价就能谈

Who is that

谁啊

Sheldon ‭ Who is he mad at

-谢尔顿 -他又不爽谁了

Neil Gaiman ‭ Who's that

-尼尔·盖曼 -那是谁啊

Not us ‭ Great

-反正不是我们 -太棒了

‭Guys

两位

So guess what

你们猜怎么着

That indeed was a comet last night

昨晚那东西的确是个彗星

and it turns out no one's seen it before

而且呢是从未被人发现过的

Really

真的吗

Look at that I discovered a comet Oh

快看我发现了一个彗星呢

What do you mean you discovered it

什么叫你发现的

Well I'm the one who saw it

是我看到它的啊

In my telescope that I positioned

用我摆好位置的我的望远镜

All you did was look into it

你只是看了而已

Well you both discovered it

你们一起发现的

You can put both your names on the registration form

可以在登记表上写上你们俩的名字啊

Actually we can't ‭Why not

-其实我们不能 -为什么

Because when I filled it out it asked for name of discoverer

因为当我填登记表时上面问了发现者的名

and I put "Rajesh Koothrappali" because

我写了"拉杰什·库萨帕里" 因为...

because that's who I am and that's what I did

这就是我我就是做这种事的人

Are you kidding me

你不是吧

Well he is the one who knew it was a comet

的确他才是知道那是彗星的人

No he didn't He thought it was an eyelash

他知道个屁他以为那是我的眼睫毛

And you thought it was a fuzzy streak

你还以为那是一条模糊的东西

I mean do you even know what a comet is

你知道什么是彗星吗

Yeah the thing I saw first

知道啊就是我先看到的那东西

I honestly don't think that that qualifies as a discovery

我真心觉得你那样不能算是发现

But I took the picture

但照片是我拍的

Because I told you to

是因为我让你拍下来

Like if a monkey took the picture

如果照片是一只猴子拍的

did it discover the comet

难道彗星是它发现的吗

Excuse me

你说啥

Uh he didn't mean monkey

他不是想说猴子

Get the hell out of my apartment ‭And she didn't mean that

-滚出我家 -她不是这意思

Actually I think she did You should go

好像真是这意思你快走吧

You look great

你看起来好美

Oh thanks

谢谢

Would you believe this is actually a dress

你能相信这是我

from before I was pregnant

怀孕前的裙子吗

Well it's not a competition

不是要跟你比较啦

but I wore this suit to my Bar Mitzvah

但我举行成年礼时就是穿的这套西装

Where's Stuart

斯图尔特在哪

I told him we had a 6 30 reservation

我跟他说了我们订了六点半的餐厅

Well I'll call him

我打给他

Comic Center where the real superhero is you

漫画中心这里的超级英雄就是你

Stuart you're supposed to be babysitting

斯图尔特你不是要过来照看孩子吗

Oh Shoot That was tonight I forgot

糟了是今晚我忘了

The store's been really busy

店里忙翻了

Well when can you get here

你几点能来

Um I don't think I can Listen to this

我应该来不了听我说

I I was ringing up a customer and I heard someone say

我刚才给一个客人收钱时听到有人说

"Hey there's a line " and I looked and there was

"付款要排队啊" 我一看真的有个队

Come on You can't do this to us

不是吧你怎么能这样对我们

I am really sorry I will make it up to you

我真的很抱歉我会补偿你们的

But it won't be with a Val Kilmer Batman figurine

但补偿礼物不会是方·基默版的蝙蝠侠手办

because some sucker's buying that right now

因为有蠢蛋正要掏钱买这个

此版蝙蝠侠的观众口碑较差

Not you This is great

不是说你这手办超赞的

He says he has to work

他说他要工作

Oh it's okay

没关系

We can have date night another night

我们可以改天再过约会之夜

But you got all dressed up

但你都打扮好了

We were supposed to have dinner and romance

我们本来要享受晚餐和浪漫的

We'll just have to divide and conquer

我们分工合作就好了

I'll go to dinner

我负责去吃晚餐

and you can stay home with the Internet and have romance

你可以跟网络在家享受"浪漫"

Okay look I Googled it

我上网查过了

I took the picture so it's my discovery

我拍的照片所以是我发现的

He stole my comet

他偷了我的彗星

I know but on the other hand do you really care

我知道但话说回来你真的在乎吗

Yes I care This happens to me all the time

当然在乎我总是遇到这种事

People take one look at me

大家看我一眼

and assume I don't know what I'm talking about

就认为我不知道自己在说什么

Oh I'm sure that's not true

那一定不是真的

I'm sorry Are you saying

不好意思你是在说

I don't know what I'm talking about

我不知道自己在说什么吗

No I'm not saying anything ever again

我什么都没说再也不说了

Look I'm serious The other day at work

我是认真的前几天在公司

I had this great idea but no one was listening to me

我想出个好点子但没人听我说话

And then five minutes later Paul said the same thing

五分钟后保罗说了同样的话

and they practically carried him around the room

大家简直要抬起他欢呼了

Oh well what was it

什么点子

Well CPK for lunch

去加州比萨厨房吃午餐

but that's just one example

但这只是其中一个例子

It also happens with all the doctors I have to deal with

我要打交道的医生也都这样

You know they're so condescending

他们居高临下瞧不起我

I'm so sick of letting this stuff slide

我受够了不计较这种事

I found that comet Why should I let Raj say he found it

是我发现的彗星我凭什么让拉杰说是他发现的

I know you're right but he is our friend

我知道你说得对但他是我们的朋友

and this could be good for his career

而且这对他的前途也许有帮助

Okay so you agree with me but he still gets his way

这么说你同意我但他还是得逞

Ah there you go Everybody wins

没错大家都赢啦

My God you're such a people pleaser

天啊你真是爱讨好人

You can't stand making anyone angry

你无法忍受惹别人生气

Why would I want to make anyone angry

我为什么会想惹别人生气

'Cause it would mean you were on my side

因为那意味着你站在我这边

Oh I am on your side Hey hey

我是站在你这边啊

Let's not forget who you're really mad at here Raj

我们别忘了你真正气的人是拉杰

Oh and Paul Paul sucks right

还有保罗保罗最差劲了

But don't tell him I said that

但别告诉他我这么说

Hey Howard did you see that

霍华德你看到这个了吗

I'm over here Sheldon

我在这谢尔顿

That was a close one

刚才好险啊

I almost went home with that guy

我差点就跟那哥们回家了

You doing okay Do we need to go

你还好吗我们要走吗

No I'm fine

我没事

I admit all these people did take me by surprise at first

我承认这些人一开始让我措手不及

but I've learned that I can accept change

但我已经知道了我能接受改变

S Since when

几时开始的

I managed it when Amy switched her shampoo

艾米把她的普通洗发水

from Prell to Prell for oily hair Hmm

换成控油洗发水时我就学会接受了

Although I do miss the way

虽然我挺想念

her head used to slide off the pillow

她头以前总滑下枕头的样子

May I help you

有什么能帮你的

Who are you

你是谁

Oh I'm Denise the new assistant manager

我是德妮丝新来的助理经理

Nope

不

Can you believe it In the past decade

你能相信吗在过去十年

I have spent thousands of dollars in that store

我在那家店花了几千块

and this is the thanks I get

结果他就这样回报我

You're right I mean he could at least get you a mug

你说得对他至少该送你个杯子

He gave me a mug

他有送我杯子

What do you think I'm drinking out of

不然我在用什么喝水

Do you even pay attention

你都有注意人家吗

Honestly less and less

老实说越来越少了

Amy the comic book store

艾米漫画书店

is like my version of the country in Black Panther

对我来说就像《黑豹》里的那个国家

Okay I'm afraid this is gonna get really offensive

我有预感接下来的话会

to certain groups

冒犯到某些人种群体

But go on

不过你说吧

The nation of Wakanda was a hidden gem

瓦坎达国度是一颗隐秘的宝石

and they wanted to keep it that way

他们也想保持现状

because they knew if they opened it up to the world

因为他们知道一旦向世界开放

everything that was special about it would get ruined

那里所有特别之处都会被毁掉

Are you done ‭ Yes

-你说完了吗 -说完了

Oh okay

松了一口气

That both made sense and wasn't offensive

你说的既有道理又不冒犯人

And to make things worse Stuart hired some woman

雪上加霜的是斯图尔特还请了个女员工

There we go ‭ No

-冒犯要来啦 -不

I'm not annoyed that she's a woman

我不是烦她是女人

I'm annoyed and she's a woman

我是很烦而她正好是女人

No I get that

我懂

I'm annoyed and I'm a woman

我也烦我也正好是女人

It's just Stuart knows my likes and dislikes

只是斯图尔特很了解我的喜好

And I can count on his discretion

而且如果我偶尔拿起了

if I pick up the occasional back issue

超人好基友吉米·奥尔森的过期刊

of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen

我可以信任他能保密

Which I don't

我也绝对没看过那玩意

Well don't think of her as a stranger

别把她当作陌生人

Just think of her as a

把她看成是

a friend you haven't berated lectured or condescended to yet

你还没指责说教或瞧不起过的朋友

I hadn't thought of it that way

我还没这么想过呢

Thank you

谢谢你

You're welcome ‭ You're wise

-不客气 -你机智

and you smell like books

身上又有书的味道

You really are the whole package

你真是完美的天菜

Raj just help me out

拉杰帮帮我

Penny's pretty mad about this comet thing

佩妮真的很气彗星的事

Well I'm sorry she's upset

她不开心我很抱歉

But she didn't discover it Oh come on

-但彗星不是她发现的 -得了吧

you know she was a part of it

你知道她也有份

Just add her name to the registration

把她的名字加到登记表上吧

But I already told everyone at work that I did it

但我已经告诉所有同事是我发现的

My boss was so excited

我的上司超激动

he started calling me Captain Comet

他都开始叫我彗星队长了

Which is better than his last nickname for me Dr Doughnuts

这比他之前给我取的绰号"甜甜圈博士"强多了

Because one time I had two doughnuts

因为有一次我吃了两个甜甜圈

And two times I had three doughnuts

还有两次我吃了三个甜甜圈

I guess you're just gonna have to swallow your pride

看来你得把自尊吞下去了

I I I can't do that

我做不到

Sure you can just pretend it's two or three doughnuts

当然可以把这当成两三个甜甜圈就行了

You don't understand

你不明白

Leonard I need this

莱纳德我需要这个

My last big discovery was

我上一个重大发现是

if you press your upper lip hard enough

如果用力压住上唇

you can block a sneeze

可以止住喷嚏

I told you that

这是我告诉你的

This is all my fault

这都是我的错

I brought this upon myself

是我自找的

I'm a bad scientist

我是个差劲的科学家

I'm a selfish person ‭ No no don't get upset

-我是个自私的人 -不别难过

You're not a bad person

你不是坏人

Just let me talk to Penny

让我和...佩妮谈谈吧

I'm I'm sure I can make her understand

我一定会让她理解的

Thank you You're a good friend Leonard

谢谢你真是个好朋友莱纳德

I'm glad you think so 'cause I may be living here soon

你知道就好因为我说不定得搬来和你住了

Just look at her over there

看看她

She just started

她刚上班

and she gets to put up "Staff Picks "

就开始负责"员工推介"专栏了

I've been coming here for ten years

我在这里晃荡10年了

I still can't put up "Sheldon Dislikes "

连个"谢尔顿不喜欢"的专栏都没有

I talked to her yesterday

我昨天和她聊了会

She really seems to know her stuff

她这人挺懂行的

Challenge accepted

我接受挑战

That is not what that was

我根本没这个意思

Excuse me

不好意思

I was wondering

我希望

if you could recommend something

你能推荐点书给我

Oh sure You want to tell me what you like

好呀能告诉我你喜欢的类型吗

I would not

我不

All right well you're wearing a Green Lantern shirt

你穿了绿灯侠的衣服

so I'm guessing you're a DC fan

我猜你是DC家的粉丝

Although that's from the Alan Scott era

鉴于你这是第一代绿光侠艾伦‧史考特

so you're probably not super into the current run

所以你可能不太喜欢最近的剧情

How would you feel about an alternate history

你喜欢设定在一战时期有龙和魔法的

where World War I was fought with dragons and magic

架空历史剧情吗

That's what I wanted the theme

那是我10岁时

of my tenth birthday party to be

想要的生日派对主题

Here

到这儿来

Check this out

看看这本书

It's by Kurt Busiek

这是科特·卜思科[漫威作家]的作品

You know if you're interested in alternate histories

如果你喜欢架空历史

Neil Gaiman wrote one called 1602

尼尔·盖曼写过一本书叫《1602》

I'm sorry we're in the middle of something here

抱歉我们正在聊其他事呢

It is pretty good actually

这书写得特别好真的

He takes the Marvel superheroes

他把漫威的超级英雄

and he puts them into Elizabethan England

放在了伊丽莎白时代的英格兰

Let me guess everyone thinks the X Men are witches

让我猜猜大家都把X战警当成巫师吧

Yeah

是的

Why don't you take this home and if you don't like it

你先买回家看看如果不喜欢

return it and I'll give you your money back

可以全额退款

Just don't tell Stuart

只要别告诉斯图尔特

Stuart who

斯图尔特是谁呀

Where have you been I went to yell at Raj

-你去哪儿了 -我去骂拉杰了

And Is he gonna give me back my comet

然后呢他会把彗星还给我吗

Interesting thing

说来有趣

Did you cave

你屈服了吧

Maybe I did or

也许我屈服了或...

maybe I did

也许我屈服了

But I did realize something

但我也意识到

I I don't need to fight your battles

我不需要为你出头

You you are

你...你就是

a strong and independent woman

一个坚强又独立的女性

You have your own voice

你有为自己发声的能力

And to quote another strong woman

引用另一位坚强女性水果姐的话

Katy Perry it's time to hear you roar

是时候发出你的怒吼[歌名]了

Did you just think of that on your way home

你是在回家路上想出来的吗

What do you want from me The song was on in the car

你想要我怎么样车上就放着这首歌

But it doesn't mean

但这不代表

that it's not true

这不是正确的

Well you make a good point

你说得的确有道理

I'm gonna go talk to Raj myself

我要自己去找拉杰谈谈

I know I don't say it enough

我知道这话我说得不够多

but you go girl

加油哦妹子

That was enough

够了别说了

What's all this

这是怎么回事呀

Well we missed our date night

我们错过了约会夜

and Stuart's working again

斯图尔特又要上班

so I thought we could have a date night here at home

所以我想我俩可以在家过约会夜

Aw that's so sweet

你太贴心了

Oh So is that really what you're wearing

你在咱们的约会夜

to our date night

就穿成这样吗

Well Stuart's not here and the kids are sleeping

斯图尔特不在孩子们又睡了

I could wear nothing

我可以什么都不穿

You might want to hold off on that

你还是先穿着吧

we're starting with soup

第一道菜是汤呢

Hey

嘿

Wha I thought you were working late again

你不是要加班吗

I was but Denise has got it covered

本来是的可德妮丝都搞定了

the funniest thing happened today

今天最好笑的是

You know the uh receipt tape in the cash register

收银台的收据打印纸

It ran out

居然用完了

I didn't even know it could do that

我都不知道它还能被用完

You know we were just sitting down to dinner

我们正要坐下来吃饭呢

Oh Perfect timing

来得早不如来得巧

I'll go wash up

我去洗手

There goes date night

约会夜又泡汤了

Are you kidding Stuart's here Get your purse

你开玩笑吧斯图尔特来了快去拿包包

We're going out What about the dinner you made

-我们出去吃 -那你做的晚餐怎么办

Right Hey Stuart

对斯图尔特

That can of soup sitting by the stove that's for you

炉子边的那听罐头汤归你了

You made canned soup for date night

你用罐头汤来打发约会夜吗

And you wore sweatpants Let's go

那你穿着睡裤呢快走吧

Oh and it turns out Denise is also really excited

然后原来德妮丝也非常喜欢

for Dan Slott's run on Iron Man

丹·索罗特版本的《钢铁侠》

because he was her favorite Spider Man writer too

因为他也是她最喜欢的《蜘蛛侠》作者

How about that

哎哟喂

Oh And guess who goes to art school right here in Pasadena

对了猜猜谁正在帕萨迪纳读艺术学校呀

Hmm I don't know

我不知道

Denise

德妮丝吗

You're a good guesser Amy

你可真会猜艾米

Not as good as Denise though

不过没有德妮丝猜得准

She thought I would like this comic

她猜我会喜欢《阿罗史密斯》这本漫画

Arrowsmith and she was right

结果她猜对了

Well was the store crowded

店里是不是很多人呀

I bet it was I know you hate that

肯定很多你不喜欢拥挤吧

It was But if it weren't for the crowds

是很多可是如果人不多

Stuart never would have hired Denise

斯图尔特也不会雇用德妮丝了

and she's the best

她实在太棒了

You must be Denise

你就是德妮丝吧

Oh yeah How can I help you

是的有什么需要帮忙的吗

I'm Amy Sheldon's fiancee

我是艾米谢尔顿的未婚妻

Oh I got to be honest

哇老实说

I wasn't a hundred percent sure you were real

我还怀疑过你是不是真实存在的

Oh I am And I heard you and Sheldon had a great time today

我就是本尊我听说你今天和谢尔顿聊漫画

talking about comic books

聊得很开心

We did ‭ Great

-没错 -那就好

Here's what's gonna happen

事情是这样的

You're gonna teach me how to do that

你得教会我怎么做

Do what

做什么

Pretend to like comic books

假装喜欢看漫画

Oh no I actually like comic books

可我是真的喜欢看漫画

All right let's not get hung up on semantics

我们就不要纠结于语义问题了

It's late we got a lot of work to do

天色已晚我们还有很多活儿要做

I'm sorry

对不起

I haven't even said anything yet

我还什么都没说呢

I know but I heard your footsteps coming up the stairs

我知道可我听到你上楼的脚步声

and they sounded angry

一听就怒气冲冲

They are angry I'm mad at you

的确是火大的脚步声我在生你气

And you have every right to be okay

你确实应该生气

I was being I was being a jerk

我...实在太不地道了

We did this together and I hogged all of the credit

我们一起发现的而我把功劳都抢走了

And after you've been such a good friend to me over the years

这些年你都一直对我很好

Like I wouldn't even be able

如果不是你

to talk to women if it wasn't for you so

我都不能和女生说话

so I'm I'm gonna make sure that your name is on the comet

所以我会确保彗星上也有你的名字

Thank you

谢谢

Even if it's professionally embarrassing

就算这对我工作上来说很丢人

You know or maybe put me on thin ice at work

也许会让我的职业生涯岌岌可危

I may lose my funding

也许会让我失去科研拨款

I still uh still want to make this right

我还是想做正确的事

Good Bye

很好回见了

That worked way better with Leonard

这招还是对莱纳德好用

Hello

回来了

Why are you reading a comic book

你怎么在看漫画呀

Denise recommended it to me

德妮丝推荐给我的

It's the Rebirth omnibus

《DC宇宙重生》合订本

She thought it would be a good entry point for me

她觉得这本可以成为

into the DC Universe and I have to say

我进入DC宇宙的入门书而我不得不说

I really do like You know Amy

-我真的喜欢 -你知道艾米

Amy I've talked a lot about comic books lately

艾米我今天聊了太多漫画了

Can we talk about something else

我们聊点其他的吧