生活大爆炸-S11E21_生活大爆炸

S01

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Pigeon check for Sheldon.

帮谢尔顿检查有没有鸽子

North side's all clear

北面检查完毕

Great. Let's look at some planets

太好了来观测星球吧

Hey why'd you lug your telescope all the way over here

为什么要把你的望远镜大老远拖过来啊

Leonard has one in our apartment.

家里莱纳德也有一个啊

Yeah I'm gonna use Leonard's.

对对对我用莱纳德那个

Might as well hold my hand up like this and squint.

还不如干脆把我的手卷成这样再眯眼看

I don't know. It seemed pretty good.

还好吧感觉他那个还不错啊

You know once when the cable went out

有一次我们家有线电视没了

I watched an entire episode of The Bachelor

我用那个看对街一户人家的电视

on a TV across the street.

看了一整集真人秀《单身汉》

This one's more of a professional model.

这个是比较专业的模型

So was the girl he picked

男主角选的也是专业的模特啊

This baby's got a ten inch diameter with f/10 ACF optics.

我这宝贝是有着十寸直径的f1/10光圈的ACF望远镜

And tonight Mercury is at its highest elongation.

而今晚水星会达到大距

水星离太阳太近达到大距公众才好观测

行星与太阳之间分离的角度达到最大时称为大距

It makes far away things seem close

那会让很远的东西看起来近一点

and Mercury is a planet.

另外水星是一个行星

I know Mercury is a planet.

我知道水星是行星

But the the other thing was helpful.

不过另一点挺有帮助的

Oh. Look at that.

快看

Neil Gaiman tweeted about my store What did he say

-尼尔·盖曼发推特说了我的店 -他说什么了

杰出作家代表作有漫画《睡魔》系列小说《星辰》《美国众神》

Uh "Next time you're in Pasadena

"大家下次如果去帕萨迪那市

Check out The Comic Center.

记得去这家店"漫画中心"看看

Great vibe old school

店内气氛良好传统漫画店风格

the owner really knows his stuff."

店主也十分懂行"

Isn't that amazing

这是不是太赞了

Well uh it's no Sandman but I guess we can't expect

比不上他的《睡魔》但我们也不能期待

everything he writes to be a masterpiece.

他写出来的任何文字都是大作啊

When was he in your store

他什么时候来的你店里

I have no idea. I think I would remember that.

完全不知道他来我应该能记得啊

Obviously vibranium is the most powerful metal in comics.

振金很明显是漫画里最强的金属了

What more powerful than adamantium

有比艾德曼合金强吗

He's right.

拉杰说得对

Wolverine's claws Ultron's outer shell.

金刚狼的爪子奥创的外壳

Need I go on

还需要我再举例吗

You don't need to but you probably will.

不用但你估计还是会说

What about Wonder Woman's bracelets

那神奇女侠的手镯呢

Good point.

说得好

Strong as a metal and fierce as a fashion choice.

金属里的一霸时尚界的一姐

You know

其实呢

Thor's hammer's pretty powerful

雷神索尔的锤子也很强啊

and in the comics it's made out of enchanted uru.

在漫画里是被附魔的乌鲁金属做的

Uh yeah I think it's the enchantment

我觉得是附魔的部分让它强大

that's powerful not the uru

不是乌鲁自己本身强大

but uh thanks for playing.

不过还是感谢你参与讨论啊

Oh man I can't believe Neil Gaiman came in

可恶真不敢相信尼尔·盖曼来你店里

and we weren't even there.

而我们却没在场

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第二十一集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180422

Can you see Mercury Can you see it

你看到水星了吗你能看到吗

One second.

等一下啦

You know the Greek version of Mercury Hermes

希腊神话中赫耳墨斯

也就是罗马神话中的墨丘利[水星]

was worshipped in Athens

当年在雅典受祭拜时

by the carving of giant wooden phalluses.

人们是对着巨大的阴茎木雕来祭拜祂

Please Amy

求你了艾米

get your mind out of the ancient Athenian gutter.

能不能从古雅典人的污秽思想里出来

Got another follower. I'm blowing up.

又涨一个新粉丝我要火啦

Great. How many does that make

厉害现在有多少粉了

High double digits.

两位数高段班

The nineties ‭ Mid double digits.

-90多粉丝啦 -两位数中段班

Hey uh Penny do you want to check this out

佩妮你想来看看吗

Yeah sure.

好啊

All right just uh look through here

好的从这里看

and if you want to take a picture just push that button.

如果你想拍照就按这个按钮

Okay.

行

Oh what is that

那是什么啊

Is it Mercury I'm really jonesing for Mercury.

是水星吗我特别萌水星

I think it's a little early for Mercury to be visible yet.

现在要看到水星还太早了点吧

Playing hard to get.

玩欲擒故纵

I like that in a planet.

我就喜欢这样的行星

No there's something fuzzy.

有个模糊的东西啊

Is it your teen years

是你的少女岁月吗

No.

才不是

Yes. Shut up.

是啦你闭嘴

Look. Look at that. I think I see something.

看看那个我好像看到什么了

It could just be your eyelash.

很可能是你的眼睫毛而已

It's not an eyelash

才不是眼睫毛

Okay well uh take a picture. Let's see.

好吧那你拍张照我来看看

Okay. Here.

好了拍好了

Hmm. I do see something.

还真有东西

Told you. ‭ What is it

-我就跟你说吧 -那是什么

I don't know.

不知道呢

Maybe it's a comet.

很可能是个彗星

That would be so cool.

那就太酷了吧

You guys want to see a real star look over here.

你们想看真正的星吗巨星就在此

What

怎么了

I just got retweeted... by Patton Oswalt's brother.

单口相声演员帕顿·奥斯瓦尔特的弟弟转发我了

So this is really where Neil Gaiman shops

尼尔·盖曼真的都来这里买吗

Neil Gaiman Nicolas Cage Natalie Portman.

尼尔·盖曼尼克拉斯·凯奇娜塔莉·波特曼

The list goes on.

名单可长了

They all come here

他们都来这里买吗

Unless I'm lying.

除非是我撒谎了

Who are all these people

这些人都是谁啊

What Is this a flash mob

怎么快闪族有活动吗

Are they dancing

他们有在跳舞吗

I don't know what today's dancing looks like.

我又不知道这年头大家都怎么跳舞

Hey guys. That tweet actually got people to come in.

两位那条推特真的吸引了好多人来

Isn't that great

是不是超棒

No. I liked the way the store was before.

才没有我就喜欢这店以前那样子

You mean empty and sad

门可罗雀惨不忍睹的样子吗

Yes it was perfect.

对啊那简直完美

Like a funeral home that sells Pokemon cards.

仿佛有在卖宝可梦卡片的殡仪馆

What am I supposed to do now

我现在要是想要

if I want to hang out and read a comic book

留在店里看看漫画该怎么办

Go sit on the couch.

去坐在沙发上看啊

Next to a stranger

坐在陌生人旁边吗

If I'm going to sit read and ignore a woman

我唯一愿意坐下阅读并无视的女人

it's going to be my fiancee.

只能是我未婚妻

Why are you being such a baby about the crowds

你干嘛有点人群就唧唧歪歪啊

You go to Comic Con.

你不是也去漫展的吗

You I'm sorry.

你... 抱歉

You're comparing this place to Comic Con

你把这里跟漫展相提并论吗

Well can I go to the bathroom here next to a Wookiee

在这里我能在上厕所时

who got his zipper stuck in his fur

碰见拉链卡到毛发的《星战》伍基人吗

Wow. We go to Comic Con for different reasons.

我们俩去漫展的理由还真是大不同啊

You know what

这样吧

Just give me a copy of Action Comics 1000

给我一份《动作漫画》第1000期

and I'll be on my way.

我买了就走

Sorry. All out.

抱歉卖完了

Now you just let people come in and buy them

你现在就随便放人进店里买吗

I didn't realize your soul was also for sale.

我没意识到你连自己灵魂都卖啊

Well it wasn't but uh make me an offer.

本来没卖但你出个价就能谈

Who is that

谁啊

Sheldon. ‭ Who is he mad at

-谢尔顿 -他又不爽谁了

Neil Gaiman. ‭ Who's that

-尼尔·盖曼 -那是谁啊

Not us. ‭ Great.

-反正不是我们 -太棒了

‭Guys.

两位

So guess what.

你们猜怎么着

That indeed was a comet last night

昨晚那东西的确是个彗星

and it turns out no one's seen it before.

而且呢是从未被人发现过的

Really

真的吗

Look at that I discovered a comet Oh

快看我发现了一个彗星呢

What do you mean you discovered it

什么叫你发现的

Well I'm the one who saw it.

是我看到它的啊

In my telescope that I positioned.

用我摆好位置的我的望远镜

All you did was look into it.

你只是看了而已

Well you both discovered it.

你们一起发现的

You can put both your names on the registration form.

可以在登记表上写上你们俩的名字啊

Actually we can't. ‭Why not

-其实我们不能 -为什么

Because when I filled it out it asked for name of discoverer

因为当我填登记表时上面问了发现者的名

and I put "Rajesh Koothrappali" because...

我写了"拉杰什·库萨帕里" 因为...

because that's who I am and that's what I did.

这就是我我就是做这种事的人

Are you kidding me

你不是吧

Well he is the one who knew it was a comet.

的确他才是知道那是彗星的人

No he didn't. He thought it was an eyelash

他知道个屁他以为那是我的眼睫毛

And you thought it was a fuzzy streak.

你还以为那是一条模糊的东西

I mean do you even know what a comet is

你知道什么是彗星吗

Yeah the thing I saw first.

知道啊就是我先看到的那东西

I honestly don't think that that qualifies as a discovery.

我真心觉得你那样不能算是发现

But I took the picture.

但照片是我拍的

Because I told you to

是因为我让你拍下来

Like if a monkey took the picture

如果照片是一只猴子拍的

did it discover the comet

难道彗星是它发现的吗

Excuse me

你说啥

Uh he didn't mean monkey.

他不是想说猴子

Get the hell out of my apartment ‭And she didn't mean that.

-滚出我家 -她不是这意思

Actually I think she did. You should go.

好像真是这意思你快走吧

You look great.

你看起来好美

Oh thanks.

谢谢

Would you believe this is actually a dress

你能相信这是我

from before I was pregnant

怀孕前的裙子吗

Well it's not a competition

不是要跟你比较啦

but I wore this suit to my Bar Mitzvah.

但我举行成年礼时就是穿的这套西装

Where's Stuart

斯图尔特在哪

I told him we had a 6 30 reservation.

我跟他说了我们订了六点半的餐厅

Well I'll call him.

我打给他

Comic Center where the real superhero is you.

漫画中心这里的超级英雄就是你

Stuart you're supposed to be babysitting.

斯图尔特你不是要过来照看孩子吗

Oh Shoot. That was tonight. I forgot.

糟了是今晚我忘了

The store's been really busy.

店里忙翻了

Well when can you get here

你几点能来

Um I don't think I can. Listen to this.

我应该来不了听我说

I I was ringing up a customer and I heard someone say

我刚才给一个客人收钱时听到有人说

"Hey there's a line " and I looked and there was.

"付款要排队啊" 我一看真的有个队

Come on. You can't do this to us.

不是吧你怎么能这样对我们

I am really sorry. I will make it up to you.

我真的很抱歉我会补偿你们的

But it won't be with a Val Kilmer Batman figurine

但补偿礼物不会是方·基默版的蝙蝠侠手办

because some sucker's buying that right now.

因为有蠢蛋正要掏钱买这个

此版蝙蝠侠的观众口碑较差

Not you. This is great.

不是说你这手办超赞的

He says he has to work.

他说他要工作

Oh it's okay.

没关系

We can have date night another night.

我们可以改天再过约会之夜

But you got all dressed up.

但你都打扮好了

We were supposed to have dinner and romance.

我们本来要享受晚餐和浪漫的

We'll just have to divide and conquer.

我们分工合作就好了

I'll go to dinner

我负责去吃晚餐

and you can stay home with the Internet and have romance.

你可以跟网络在家享受"浪漫"

Okay look I Googled it.

我上网查过了

I took the picture so it's my discovery.

我拍的照片所以是我发现的

He stole my comet.

他偷了我的彗星

I know but on the other hand do you really care

我知道但话说回来你真的在乎吗

Yes I care. This happens to me all the time.

当然在乎我总是遇到这种事

People take one look at me

大家看我一眼

and assume I don't know what I'm talking about.

就认为我不知道自己在说什么

Oh I'm sure that's not true.

那一定不是真的

I'm sorry. Are you saying

不好意思你是在说

I don't know what I'm talking about

我不知道自己在说什么吗

No I'm not saying anything... ever again.

我什么都没说再也不说了

Look I'm serious. The other day at work

我是认真的前几天在公司

I had this great idea but no one was listening to me.

我想出个好点子但没人听我说话

And then five minutes later Paul said the same thing

五分钟后保罗说了同样的话

and they practically carried him around the room.

大家简直要抬起他欢呼了

Oh well what was it

什么点子

Well CPK for lunch

去加州比萨厨房吃午餐

but that's just one example.

但这只是其中一个例子

It also happens with all the doctors I have to deal with.

我要打交道的医生也都这样

You know they're so condescending.

他们居高临下瞧不起我

I'm so sick of letting this stuff slide.

我受够了不计较这种事

I found that comet. Why should I let Raj say he found it

是我发现的彗星我凭什么让拉杰说是他发现的

I know you're right but he is our friend

我知道你说得对但他是我们的朋友

and this could be good for his career.

而且这对他的前途也许有帮助

Okay so you agree with me but he still gets his way

这么说你同意我但他还是得逞

Ah there you go. Everybody wins.

没错大家都赢啦

My God you're such a people pleaser.

天啊你真是爱讨好人

You can't stand making anyone angry.

你无法忍受惹别人生气

Why would I want to make anyone angry

我为什么会想惹别人生气

'Cause it would mean you were on my side.

因为那意味着你站在我这边

Oh I am on your side. Hey hey.

我是站在你这边啊

Let's not forget who you're really mad at here Raj.

我们别忘了你真正气的人是拉杰

Oh and Paul. Paul sucks right

还有保罗保罗最差劲了

But don't tell him I said that.

但别告诉他我这么说

Hey Howard did you see that...

霍华德你看到这个了吗

I'm over here Sheldon.

我在这谢尔顿

That was a close one.

刚才好险啊

I almost went home with that guy.

我差点就跟那哥们回家了

You doing okay Do we need to go

你还好吗我们要走吗

No I'm fine.

我没事

I admit all these people did take me by surprise at first

我承认这些人一开始让我措手不及

but I've learned that I can accept change.

但我已经知道了我能接受改变

S Since when

几时开始的

I managed it when Amy switched her shampoo

艾米把她的普通洗发水

from Prell to Prell for oily hair. Hmm

换成控油洗发水时我就学会接受了

Although I do miss the way

虽然我挺想念

her head used to slide off the pillow.

她头以前总滑下枕头的样子

May I help you

有什么能帮你的

Who are you

你是谁

Oh I'm Denise the new assistant manager.

我是德妮丝新来的助理经理

Nope.

不

Can you believe it In the past decade

你能相信吗在过去十年

I have spent thousands of dollars in that store

我在那家店花了几千块

and this is the thanks I get.

结果他就这样回报我

You're right. I mean he could at least get you a mug.

你说得对他至少该送你个杯子

He gave me a mug.

他有送我杯子

What do you think I'm drinking out of

不然我在用什么喝水

Do you even pay attention

你都有注意人家吗

Honestly less and less.

老实说越来越少了

Amy the comic book store

艾米漫画书店

is like my version of the country in Black Panther.

对我来说就像《黑豹》里的那个国家

Okay I'm afraid this is gonna get really offensive

我有预感接下来的话会

to certain groups.

冒犯到某些人种群体

But go on.

不过你说吧

The nation of Wakanda was a hidden gem

瓦坎达国度是一颗隐秘的宝石

and they wanted to keep it that way

他们也想保持现状

because they knew if they opened it up to the world

因为他们知道一旦向世界开放

everything that was special about it would get ruined.

那里所有特别之处都会被毁掉

Are you done ‭ Yes.

-你说完了吗 -说完了

Oh okay.

松了一口气

That both made sense and wasn't offensive.

你说的既有道理又不冒犯人

And to make things worse Stuart hired some woman.

雪上加霜的是斯图尔特还请了个女员工

There we go. ‭ No...

-冒犯要来啦 -不

I'm not annoyed that she's a woman.

我不是烦她是女人

I'm annoyed and she's a woman.

我是很烦而她正好是女人

No I get that.

我懂

I'm annoyed and I'm a woman.

我也烦我也正好是女人

It's just Stuart knows my likes and dislikes.

只是斯图尔特很了解我的喜好

And I can count on his discretion

而且如果我偶尔拿起了

if I pick up the occasional back issue

超人好基友吉米·奥尔森的过期刊

of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen.

我可以信任他能保密

Which I don't.

我也绝对没看过那玩意

Well don't think of her as a stranger.

别把她当作陌生人

Just think of her as a...

把她看成是

a friend you haven't berated lectured or condescended to yet.

你还没指责说教或瞧不起过的朋友

I hadn't thought of it that way.

我还没这么想过呢

Thank you.

谢谢你

You're welcome. ‭ You're wise

-不客气 -你机智

and you smell like books.

身上又有书的味道

You really are the whole package.

你真是完美的天菜

Raj just help me out.

拉杰帮帮我

Penny's pretty mad about this comet thing.

佩妮真的很气彗星的事

Well I'm sorry she's upset.

她不开心我很抱歉

But she didn't discover it. Oh come on

-但彗星不是她发现的 -得了吧

you know she was a part of it.

你知道她也有份

Just add her name to the registration.

把她的名字加到登记表上吧

But I already told everyone at work that I did it.

但我已经告诉所有同事是我发现的

My boss was so excited

我的上司超激动

he started calling me Captain Comet.

他都开始叫我彗星队长了

Which is better than his last nickname for me Dr. Doughnuts.

这比他之前给我取的绰号"甜甜圈博士"强多了

Because one time I had two doughnuts.

因为有一次我吃了两个甜甜圈

And two times I had three doughnuts.

还有两次我吃了三个甜甜圈

I guess you're just gonna have to swallow your pride.

看来你得把自尊吞下去了

I I I can't do that.

我做不到

Sure you can just pretend it's two or three doughnuts.

当然可以把这当成两三个甜甜圈就行了

You don't understand.

你不明白

Leonard I need this.

莱纳德我需要这个

My last big discovery was

我上一个重大发现是

if you press your upper lip hard enough

如果用力压住上唇

you can block a sneeze.

可以止住喷嚏

I told you that.

这是我告诉你的

This is all my fault.

这都是我的错

I brought this upon myself.

是我自找的

I'm a bad scientist.

我是个差劲的科学家

I'm a selfish person. ‭ No no don't get upset.

-我是个自私的人 -不别难过

You're not a bad person.

你不是坏人

Just let me... talk to Penny.

让我和...佩妮谈谈吧

I'm I'm sure I can make her understand.

我一定会让她理解的

Thank you. You're a good friend Leonard.

谢谢你真是个好朋友莱纳德

I'm glad you think so 'cause I may be living here soon.

你知道就好因为我说不定得搬来和你住了

Just look at her over there.

看看她

She just started

她刚上班

and she gets to put up "Staff Picks."

就开始负责"员工推介"专栏了

I've been coming here for ten years

我在这里晃荡10年了

I still can't put up "Sheldon Dislikes."

连个"谢尔顿不喜欢"的专栏都没有

I talked to her yesterday.

我昨天和她聊了会

She really seems to know her stuff.

她这人挺懂行的

Challenge accepted.

我接受挑战

That is not what that was.

我根本没这个意思

Excuse me.

不好意思

I was wondering

我希望

if you could recommend something.

你能推荐点书给我

Oh sure. You want to tell me what you like

好呀能告诉我你喜欢的类型吗

I would not.

我不

All right well you're wearing a Green Lantern shirt

你穿了绿灯侠的衣服

so I'm guessing you're a DC fan.

我猜你是DC家的粉丝

Although that's from the Alan Scott era

鉴于你这是第一代绿光侠艾伦‧史考特

so you're probably not super into the current run.

所以你可能不太喜欢最近的剧情

How would you feel about an alternate history

你喜欢设定在一战时期有龙和魔法的

where World War I was fought with dragons and magic

架空历史剧情吗

That's what I wanted the theme

那是我10岁时

of my tenth birthday party to be

想要的生日派对主题

Here.

到这儿来

Check this out.

看看这本书

It's by Kurt Busiek.

这是科特·卜思科[漫威作家]的作品

You know if you're interested in alternate histories

如果你喜欢架空历史

Neil Gaiman wrote one called 1602.

尼尔·盖曼写过一本书叫《1602》

I'm sorry we're in the middle of something here.

抱歉我们正在聊其他事呢

It is pretty good actually.

这书写得特别好真的

He takes the Marvel superheroes

他把漫威的超级英雄

and he puts them into Elizabethan England.

放在了伊丽莎白时代的英格兰

Let me guess everyone thinks the X Men are witches.

让我猜猜大家都把X战警当成巫师吧

Yeah.

是的

Why don't you take this home and if you don't like it

你先买回家看看如果不喜欢

return it and I'll give you your money back.

可以全额退款

Just don't tell Stuart.

只要别告诉斯图尔特

Stuart who

斯图尔特是谁呀

Where have you been I went to yell at Raj.

-你去哪儿了 -我去骂拉杰了

And Is he gonna give me back my comet

然后呢他会把彗星还给我吗

Interesting thing.

说来有趣

Did you cave

你屈服了吧

Maybe I did or...

也许我屈服了或...

maybe I did.

也许我屈服了

But I did realize something.

但我也意识到

I I don't need to fight your battles.

我不需要为你出头

You... you are

你...你就是

a strong and independent woman.

一个坚强又独立的女性

You have your own voice.

你有为自己发声的能力

And to quote another strong woman

引用另一位坚强女性水果姐的话

Katy Perry it's time to hear you roar.

是时候发出你的怒吼[歌名]了

Did you just think of that on your way home

你是在回家路上想出来的吗

What do you want from me The song was on in the car.

你想要我怎么样车上就放着这首歌

But it doesn't mean

但这不代表

that it's not true.

这不是正确的

Well you make a good point.

你说得的确有道理

I'm gonna go talk to Raj myself.

我要自己去找拉杰谈谈

I know I don't say it enough

我知道这话我说得不够多

but you go girl.

加油哦妹子

That was enough.

够了别说了

What's all this

这是怎么回事呀

Well we missed our date night

我们错过了约会夜

and Stuart's working again

斯图尔特又要上班

so I thought we could have a date night here at home.

所以我想我俩可以在家过约会夜

Aw that's so sweet.

你太贴心了

Oh. So... is that really what you're wearing

你在咱们的约会夜

to our date night

就穿成这样吗

Well Stuart's not here and the kids are sleeping.

斯图尔特不在孩子们又睡了

I could wear nothing.

我可以什么都不穿

You might want to hold off on that

你还是先穿着吧

we're starting with soup.

第一道菜是汤呢

Hey

嘿

Wha... I thought you were working late again.

你不是要加班吗

I was but Denise has got it covered.

本来是的可德妮丝都搞定了

the funniest thing happened today.

今天最好笑的是

You know the uh receipt tape in the cash register

收银台的收据打印纸

It ran out.

居然用完了

I didn't even know it could do that.

我都不知道它还能被用完

You know we were just sitting down to dinner.

我们正要坐下来吃饭呢

Oh. Perfect timing.

来得早不如来得巧

I'll go wash up.

我去洗手

There goes date night.

约会夜又泡汤了

Are you kidding Stuart's here Get your purse.

你开玩笑吧斯图尔特来了快去拿包包

We're going out. What about the dinner you made

-我们出去吃 -那你做的晚餐怎么办

Right. Hey Stuart

对斯图尔特

That can of soup sitting by the stove that's for you

炉子边的那听罐头汤归你了

You made canned soup for date night

你用罐头汤来打发约会夜吗

And you wore sweatpants. Let's go.

那你穿着睡裤呢快走吧

Oh and it turns out Denise is also really excited

然后原来德妮丝也非常喜欢

for Dan Slott's run on Iron Man

丹·索罗特版本的《钢铁侠》

because he was her favorite Spider Man writer too.

因为他也是她最喜欢的《蜘蛛侠》作者

How about that

哎哟喂

Oh And guess who goes to art school right here in Pasadena.

对了猜猜谁正在帕萨迪纳读艺术学校呀

Hmm. I don't know.

我不知道

Denise

德妮丝吗

You're a good guesser Amy.

你可真会猜艾米

Not as good as Denise though.

不过没有德妮丝猜得准

She thought I would like this comic

她猜我会喜欢《阿罗史密斯》这本漫画

Arrowsmith and she was right.

结果她猜对了

Well was the store crowded

店里是不是很多人呀

I bet it was. I know you hate that.

肯定很多你不喜欢拥挤吧

It was. But if it weren't for the crowds

是很多可是如果人不多

Stuart never would have hired Denise

斯图尔特也不会雇用德妮丝了

and she's the best.

她实在太棒了

You must be Denise.

你就是德妮丝吧

Oh yeah. How can I help you

是的有什么需要帮忙的吗

I'm Amy Sheldon's fiancee.

我是艾米谢尔顿的未婚妻

Oh. I got to be honest

哇老实说

I wasn't a hundred percent sure you were real.

我还怀疑过你是不是真实存在的

Oh I am. And I heard you and Sheldon had a great time today

我就是本尊我听说你今天和谢尔顿聊漫画

talking about comic books.

聊得很开心

We did. ‭ Great.

-没错 -那就好

Here's what's gonna happen.

事情是这样的

You're gonna teach me how to do that.

你得教会我怎么做

Do what

做什么

Pretend to like comic books.

假装喜欢看漫画

Oh no I actually like comic books.

可我是真的喜欢看漫画

All right let's not get hung up on semantics.

我们就不要纠结于语义问题了

It's late we got a lot of work to do.

天色已晚我们还有很多活儿要做

I'm sorry.

对不起

I haven't even said anything yet.

我还什么都没说呢

I know but I heard your footsteps coming up the stairs

我知道可我听到你上楼的脚步声

and they sounded angry.

一听就怒气冲冲

They are angry. I'm mad at you.

的确是火大的脚步声我在生你气

And you have every right to be okay

你确实应该生气

I was being... I was being a jerk.

我...实在太不地道了

We did this together and I hogged all of the credit.

我们一起发现的而我把功劳都抢走了

And after you've been such a good friend to me over the years.

这些年你都一直对我很好

Like I wouldn't even be able

如果不是你

to talk to women if it wasn't for you so...

我都不能和女生说话

so I'm... I'm gonna make sure that your name is on the comet.

所以我会确保彗星上也有你的名字

Thank you.

谢谢

Even if it's professionally embarrassing.

就算这对我工作上来说很丢人

You know or maybe put me on thin ice at work.

也许会让我的职业生涯岌岌可危

I may lose my funding.

也许会让我失去科研拨款

I still uh... still want to make this right.

我还是想做正确的事

Good. Bye.

很好回见了

That worked way better with Leonard.

这招还是对莱纳德好用

Hello.

回来了

Why are you reading a comic book

你怎么在看漫画呀

Denise recommended it to me.

德妮丝推荐给我的

It's the Rebirth omnibus.

《DC宇宙重生》合订本

She thought it would be a good entry point for me

她觉得这本可以成为

into the DC Universe and I have to say

我进入DC宇宙的入门书而我不得不说

I really do like... You know Amy

-我真的喜欢 -你知道艾米

Amy I've talked a lot about comic books lately.

艾米我今天聊了太多漫画了

Can we talk about something else

我们聊点其他的吧

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