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Yes I am

是要去

So you are considering going into experimental physics

考虑加入实验物理学行业的同学们

My door is always open

我的大门永远向你们敞开

Once again I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out

另外我要再次道歉可能我的实验不怎么成功

But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill

但我们现在知道你不小心把斯奈普桃汁

Peach snapple into a helium neon laser

掉进氦氖激光器的时候会发生什么了

Short answer is don't

简单来说就是别这么干

And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department

现在我们来介绍一下理论物理系

Is dr sheldon cooper

有请谢尔顿·库珀博士

Dr cooper

库珀博士

Forget it

别叫我

Excuse me

稍等

Sheldon we both agreed to do this

谢尔顿我们都商量好了

It's a waste of time

别浪费时间

I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics

我还不如给一群拉布拉多狗

To a bunch of labradoodles

讲讲热力学定律呢

If you don't do this i won't take you to the comic book store

你再不出来我就不带你去动漫书店

Hello

你们好

Nice work with the laser by the way

顺便说一句你的激光器不错

Looking out at your fresh young faces

看见你们朝气蓬勃的脸庞

I remember when I too was deciding my academic future

我回想起了我决定步入学术道路的那一刻

As a lowly graduate student

那时我还是个卑微的研究生

Of course I was 14

忘了说我14岁

And I'd already achieved more than most of you

不过我已经取得了你们大多数人

Could ever hope to despite my 9 00 bedtime

望尘莫及的成就虽然我九点上床

Now there may be one or two of you in this room

现在这个屋子里可能有一两个人

Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics

具备学好理论物理学的基本素质

Although it's more likely that you'll spend

即使可能你们学成了之后

Your scientific careers teaching fifth graders

只是拿来教五年级的小学生

How to make papier mache volcanoes

要做一个纸壳模型火山

with baking soda lava

要怎么使用碳酸氢钠火山岩

Oh good god

感谢老天

In short

简单来说

Any one who told you that you would someday be able

如果谁告诉你们你们有朝一日

To make any significant contribution to physics

能在物理学上有所建树

Played a cruel trick on you a cruel trick indeed

那完全是个残忍的笑话太残忍了

Any questions

有问题吗

Of course not

当然没有

I weep for the future of science

我为科学的未来流泪

Now if you'll excuse me the latest issue of batman is out

现在请允许我失陪了新一期蝙蝠侠出版了

Come leonard

走吧莱纳德

Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now huh

现在看来那个激光器实验还不错吧

I love this time of the year

我喜欢每年的这个时候

The leaves are turning there's a bracing chill in the air

落叶漫天飞舞秋高气爽

Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students

还有校园里一整群女生

About to put on just enough winter weight

开始长刚刚好的秋膘

To make them needy and vulnerable

让她们看起来既寒酸又易推倒

That's right honey have another calzone

就是这样宝贝再来一份奶酪饼

Daddy can wait

爸爸等着你

Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students

大学里没有规定不能和研究生约会吗

No if you can talk to them you can ask them out

没有只要你搭得上讪你就可以约一个

Damn there's always a catch

妈的陷阱真是无处不在

Hey guys

你们好

Hey leslie

你好莱斯利

So dumbass I heard you made a grad student throw up last night

傻蛋我听说你昨晚把一个研究生恶心吐了

The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat

事实才是伸到那些喜欢道听途说者的嗓子眼里

Of those unprepared to hear it

让你呕吐的那根手指头

But why should I cater to second rate minds

不过我干嘛要跟二流智商的人解释这些呢

Because first rate minds call you "dumbass"

因为一流智商的人叫你傻蛋

Oh yeah well

是吗噢

You're a mean person

你这个人真刻薄

Excuse me dr cooper

打扰了库珀博士

I'm ramona nowitzki

我是拉蒙娜·诺维茨基

I was at your talk last night

我昨晚上旁听了你的讲话

I think you're just brilliant

我觉得你实在是个天才

That is the prevailing opinion

大家都这么认为

Oh now I'm gonna throw up

我现在确实要吐了

Howard wolowitz department of engineering

霍华德·沃罗威茨工程系

Co designer of the international space station's liquid waste disposal system

国际空间站废液处理系统的设计师之一

没兴趣

Dr cooper I've read everything you've published

库珀博士你发表的每一篇文章我都读过

I especially liked your paper on grand unification

我尤其赞成你那篇如何取得

Using string network condensates

线形网状聚合物的大统一理论的论文

And were wondering how you determined

我很好奇你是怎么发现

That three dimensional string nets provided

三维线形网能够形成一张图

A unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons

同时涵盖费米子和定量波色子的

Amazing an intelligent labradoodle

奇迹啊一只有智慧的拉布拉多犬

Woof

你可以叫我伍夫

The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough

事实是我马上就能突破

In showing how neutrinos emerge from a string net condensate

中微子如何从线形网聚合物中显形这一难题了

Oh my god that would change the way we view the entire physical universe

天啊那我们看物理学宇宙的方式就彻底改变了

It's what I do

我就是在做这个

You know the pishkin wolowitz liquid waste disposal system

其实我们的平斯金-沃罗威茨废液处理系统

Is turning a few heads as well

也震动了一些人

Again ew

再说一次没兴趣

You know I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos

我还想听听你打算如何增加中微子

Could we get a cup of coffee sometime

我们什么时候一起喝杯咖啡好吗

I don't drink coffee

我不喝咖啡

I do I love me a cup of joe

我喝爱我就请我喝一杯乔

Well it doesn't have to be coffee

那不一定要喝咖啡

How about dinner

晚餐好嘛

I do eat dinner

我是得吃晚餐

Great I know a terrific little italian place

好极了我知道一家非常棒的意大利小餐馆

I never eat in strange restaurants

我不在奇怪的餐馆吃饭

One runs the risk of non standard cutlery

受不合格的餐具危害生命

Excuse me

你确定

Sheldon lives in fear of the three tined fork

谢尔顿惧怕三尖叉子

Three tines is not a fork

三尖的不是叉子

Three tines is a trident

三尖的是三叉戟

Forks are for eating

叉子可以用来吃饭

Tridents are for ruling the seven seas

三叉戟只能治理七大洋[海神波塞冬的象征物和武器]

What if I brought food to your place

那我打包带到你家吃怎么样

That would be acceptable

这还差不多

On mondays I eat thai food

星期一我吃泰国菜

Mee krob and chicken sate

泰式炒面和沙茶鸡

With extra peanut sauce from siam palace

多来点暹罗的花生酱

You got it

好吧

I already have your address

我知道你住在哪

What a nice girl

真是个好姑娘

Sheldon do you have any idea what just happened

谢尔顿你知道刚才发生什么了吗

Yes apparently I'm getting a free dinner

当然很明显我有免费的晚餐吃了

Oh yeah no this thing's majorly out of order

别试了这东西大概是坏了

See sorry

-看 -不好意思

That's okay

没什么

Guess I'm taking the stairs

看来得走楼梯了

Where you going

你到哪间

4 a

4楼a

Oh are you here to see leonard

你是要去找莱纳德吧

No dr cooper

不是库珀博士

Dr sheldon cooper

谢尔顿·库珀博士

We're having dinner

我们一起吃晚饭

Sheldon cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

Tall thin

高高瘦瘦的

Looks a little like a giant praying mantis

看着像只正在祈祷的大螳螂的那个?

He is cute isn't he

他很可爱不是么

Sheldon cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

Hi leonard

嗨莱纳德

Hey ramona come on in

嗨拉蒙娜请进

Thanks where should I put this

我该把吃的放哪

Uh the kitchen's fine

搁灶台上就行

Hey what are you doing

你干啥呢

I need to see this uh huh

我一定要看看这个

The viewing area's right over there

观众席就在那边

Sheldon your girl date person ramona's here

谢尔顿你的妞约会对象拉蒙娜来了

Oh hello

你好

Oh sorry I'm late

抱歉我来晚了

I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper

我赶着看你最新论文的草稿来着

Did you enjoy the humorous footnote

你喜不喜欢我那个注脚

Where I illustrate mirror symmetry

把镜像对称性形容为

By likening it to the flash playing tennis with himself

光和自己玩网球的比喻

So funny

太有意思了

But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity

我不得不说一想到你可能把重力引入进去

I have to tell you I found it physically exhilarating

就让我浑身兴奋

My hypotheses tend to have that effect

我的假设就是想有这种效果

I'm sorry I didn't bring enough For your friends

抱歉我没带够你朋友的份

I assumed we were going to be alone

我以为就我们俩呢

No we were just going

我们正要走呢

To watch right

去看对吧

No come on now we're going out

不走吧我们出去了

Oh come on we'll be quiet

别我们不出声

Let's go let's go

走吧走吧

Okay you two

你们俩

Have a nice

玩的高兴点

Whatever this is

不管这算什么

Okay you guys look i know this is none of my business

伙计们听着我知道这和我没关系

But I just I have to ask

不过我忍不住要问

What's sheldon's deal

谢尔顿的取向是什么

What do you mean "deal"

你说的取向指的是什么

You know like what's his deal

你知道的就是他的取向嘛

Is it girls guys sock puppets

喜欢女生男生仿真娃娃

Honestly we've been operating under the assumption

老实说我们的假设是

That he has no deal

他没有取向

Come on everybody has a deal

得了吧每个人都有的

Not sheldon

不包括谢尔顿

Over the years we've formulated many theories

这些年来我们列出了很多假设

About how he might reproduce

关于他如何繁殖

I'm an advocate of mitosis

我支持有丝分裂

I'm sorry

什么意思

I believe one day sheldon will eat an enormous amount

我相信总有一天谢尔顿吃了足够多的泰国菜

Of thai food and split into two sheldons

然后分裂成两个

On the other hand I think sheldon

另一方面我认为

Might be the larval form of his species

谢尔顿处于他这种生物的幼虫阶段

And someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later

有一天他会结一个茧

With moth wings and an exoskeleton

两个月后带着翅膀和外骨骼破茧而出

Okay well thanks for the nightmares

谢谢让我做噩梦

Hey do you want to hang out with us

想和我们一起出去么

What are you guys gonna do

你们几个去干嘛

My mom's making a brisket tonight

我妈妈晚上做了鸡胸肉

The one with the little onions mm

带小洋葱的那种

Yeah I'm busy so

我还有点事

Good night

晚安

Her loss let's go

这是她的损失我们走

Brisket party

鸡胸肉聚会

B to the r to the i s k

鸡呀嘛鸡胸呀嘛胸

To the e to the t

肉呀嘛肉

Hey aren't you having breakfast

你不吃早饭

Yes

吃呀

Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again

你是不是又在做营养坐药的试验了

Not in these pants

做那实验可不能穿这裤子

So how'd it go with ramona last night

昨晚和拉蒙娜过的怎么样

Oh great She's smart insightful

好极了她很聪明有思想

And she has a very unique way of you know revering me

而且她用她特有的方式那个崇拜我

Here's your spinach mushroom omelet

你的菠菜蘑菇鸡蛋卷

Thank you

谢谢

Did anyone touch it

有没有人碰过

Gloves were worn by everyone involved I was vigilant

他们都带手套啦我特别小心

Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day

拉蒙娜指出我每天都在餐厅排队上

Standing on cafeteria lines

浪费了20分钟

Time which would be better spent

这些时间如果能用在攻克

Tackling the great physics problems of our day

当今的物理学难题该多好啊

You don't tackle the big issues ramona

拉蒙娜你不用主动攻击那些大的课题

You fence with them

你要回避之

En garde riposte

以守为攻是也

Touche

所言极是

Morning

早上好

Hi leslie

嗨莱斯利

So sheldon

谢尔顿

I see you're organizing your papers for the smithsonian museum of dumbassery

听说你在给史密森尼傻蛋博物馆整理论文呢

There won't be any room

目前没有空缺

Until they get rid of the permanent leslie winkle exhibit

除非他们能把永久馆藏的莱斯利·温克尔请出去

Oh good one

精妙

I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you

你找了个研究生护着你哈

I'll let you keep your lunch money today

今天就不收你保护费了

Okay dr cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough

库珀博士就要取得重大突破了

If you're going to stay

如果你想待在这

You'll have to be respectful and quiet

就必须心怀敬意别出声

Wait for me

等等我

So have you worked out the neutrino issue

你解决了中微子那个问题了么

Well to paraphrase mozart

这就好像改写莫扎特的曲子

All the subatomic particles are there

所有的次原子粒子都已经在那了

I just have to put them in the right order

我要做的就是给它们排个序

You're so witty

你真幽默

Aren't i

不是么

Hey guys this package came for

嗨大家好有快递给

Dr cooper is working

库珀博士正在工作

Yes I'm close to a breakthrough

我马上就会有新的突破啦

Ooh it tickles

好痒

Sorry

不好意思

Holy crap on a cracker

我的老天

Hey penny

嗨佩妮

Hi you probably don't want to go in there

嗨你不会想进去的

Why what are they doing

咋了他们干嘛呢

The only way I could explain it

那种场景

Would be in a therapist's office with dolls

只可能出现在放着洋娃娃的临床医生的诊室里

Hoo boy

好家伙

Dr cooper's working

库珀博士在工作

Yeah I can see that

看得出来

Sheldon halo night koothrappali's you coming

谢尔顿光晕之夜在库萨帕里家你来么

Oh yes it's halo night

当然光晕之夜嘛

Let me just dry my tootsies

等我擦脚

You're not going to halo night

你不是要去光晕之夜吧

It's wednesday wednesday's halo night

今天周三周三是光晕之夜

Didn't a great man once say "science demands nothing less

不是有个伟大的人曾经说过为科学别无所求

"than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"

为科学执着追求为科学无条件奉献一生么

He did

是有人说过

And who was that great man

那么那个伟大的人是谁呢

是我

Sorry leonard

抱歉莱纳德

Seriously you're not coming

搞笑你真不来啦

You heard her how can I argue with me

你也听到了我无法反驳自己

Okay well once again you guys have a good

好吧再次祝你们开心

Whatever this is

不管干嘛

Dr cooper I have to tell you

库珀博士我不得不说

Your friends are holding you back

你的朋友拉你后腿了

I prefer to think of it as "i'm pulling them forward "

应该这么想我在带领他们前进

Halo night

光晕之夜

A man with your intellectual gifts

像你这样极具天赋的人

Doesn't waste an evening playing video games

是不会把整晚都浪费在打游戏上边的

He does on wednesdays

他周三确实会

Not if he wants a nobel prize

如果他想得诺贝尔奖就不会

He does want that

他是想得

Does a man with my intellectual gifts

那像他一样极具天赋的人

Play paintball on weekends

周末玩彩蛋射击么

What do you think

你说呢

Drat

惨了

Now shall we get back to work

现在可以继续工作了吧

I suppose

应该可以

Battlestar galactica comes on tonight

今晚有播《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》

I guess I can wait for the dvd

我也可以等DVD版

And then never ever watch it

还是别再看了

Penny penny

佩妮佩妮

Penny

佩妮

Sheldon honey I've told you

谢尔顿亲爱的我说过

It's a small apartment

房子很小

You only have to knock one time

只要敲一次门就行

Please please I don't have a lot of time

求你了我时间不多

Look ramona finally dozed off

听着拉蒙娜终于睡着了

And I need you to help me get rid of her

我要你帮我甩了她

Get rid of her how

怎么甩了她

I don't know

我不知道

But apparently I'm in some kind of relationship

但显然我陷进某种关系里了

And you seem to be an expert at ending them

而你似乎很擅长结束这种关系

Excuse me

什么

I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return

我见证了一个又一个男人从你屋子离开后就一去不回

Okay first of all it is not man after man

首先不是一个又一个男人

Dr cooper hide me

-库珀博士 -把我藏起来

Hide you

把你藏起来

I formally request sanctuary

我正式请求进入避难所

Why aren't you working

你怎么没在工作

She distracted me

她分散我的注意力

I told you penny I don't have time for your nonsense

我跟你说了佩妮我没闲工夫跟你瞎胡闹

I have important things to do

我有很重要的事要做

Oh man

老天

I know what's going on here

我知道怎么回事

Really

真的吗

Well then will you explain it to me

那你能给我解释一下吗

You're in love with dr cooper

你爱上库珀博士了

Uh yeah no that's not it

不不是的

Don't try to deny it

别狡辩了

He's a remarkable man

他是个出色的男人

But you have to let him go

但你必须放过他

Oh gee okay

老天爷没问题

I know it's hard but he's a gift to the whole world

我知道很难放手但他是全世界的礼物

And we can't be selfish

我们不能这么自私

Yeah he's a gift all right

对他绝对是瑰宝

Sisters

拉钩保证

Uh sure

当然可以

Sisters

拉钩保证

Holy crap on a cracker

极品级怪胎

Sheldon

谢尔顿

What are you doing

你在干嘛

It's morse code

这是莫尔斯电码

Why

干嘛

So we can communicate through the wall

这样我们才能隔墙通话

We are communicating through the wall

我们不正在隔墙通话嘛

Yes but the communication is not encrypted

对但通话没有加密

I don't know morse code

我不懂莫尔斯电码

It's very simple

很简单

This is a This is b this is c

这是A 这是B 这是C

Sheldon I'm not going to learn morse code at 3 00 in the morning

谢尔顿我不会在凌晨3点学莫尔斯电码的

All right

好吧

Don't come in here don't come in here don't come in here

别进来别进来别进来

Don't oh

别

What's going on

怎么回事

Shh ramona's sleeping on the couch

嘘拉蒙娜正在沙发上睡觉

I know when is she going home

我知道她什么时候回家

Never that's the problem

她不回家了问题就在这

I need your help

我要你帮忙

What are you talking about

你在说什么呢

I'm invoking the skynet clause of our friendship agreement

我要调用友情条约里的天网条款

That only applies if you need me

那个只能在你要我帮你

To help you destroy an artificial intelligence

摧毁你创造的夺取地球的

You've created that's taking over the earth

人工智能机器人时才能用

Come on don't nitpick

行了别挑剔了

Good night

晚安

Shh all right

嘘好吧

I'm invoking our body snatchers clause

我调用夺身条款

The body snatchers clause requires me

夺身条款只能在你要我

To help you destroy someone we know

帮你摧毁我们知道被外星人

Who's been replaced with an alien pod

附身的人

Yes she's in the living room go

对她就在客厅快上

I'll wait here

我在这等你

Sheldon what are you doing out of bed

谢尔顿你怎么没睡觉

Now do it

现在动手

You know you need your sleep

你得知道你要好好睡觉

In order for your cognitive processing

这样你的认知过程

To perform at optimum levels now come on

才能表现在最佳水平快走吧

Godzilla clause

哥斯拉条款

Not unless she destroys tokyo

除非她要摧毁东京

Rats

小人

I've got it

我搞定了

I finally reconciled the black hole information paradox

我终于用我的链性网状结构固化物

With my theory of string network condensates

解决了黑洞资讯矛盾

It's unbelievable

太不可思议了

It's paradigm altering

这是历史性的改变

And I could not have done it without you

没有你我根本做不到

Oh please I just offered a little encouragement

才怪我只是给你一点鼓励而已

It was a lot more than that

远不止这些

You helped me work out the masses of all the fermions

你帮我理清杂乱的费米子

And you pumiced my hammer toe

你还帮我磨锤状趾

How can I ever repay you

我该怎么报答你

Well would you consider naming it the cooper nowitzki theorem

你能把它命名为库珀诺维茨基定理吗

Who's nowitzki

谁是诺维茨基

I'm nowitzki

我就是诺维茨基啊

Oh you want me to share credit

你要我分享这份荣誉

Uh huh

对

Get out

滚出去

Oh hey hi

你好

Oh bite me

我要去死

Sisters

拉钩保证

Excuse me dr cooper

打扰一下库珀博士

I'm kathy o'brien

我是凯西·奥布莱恩

I just finished reading your paper

我刚刚读完了你的

Reconciling the black hole information paradox

利用链性网状结构固化物

With your theory of string network condensates

解决黑洞资讯矛盾的论文

And it just took my breath away

让我惊叹得喘不过气来

Maybe when I publish it I'll include an inhaler

等我发表了我可以送你个人工呼吸器

Would you possibly have any time for me to pick your brain

我能跟你交流一下吗

Let's see today's thursday

我想想今天是周四

Thursday nights I eat pizza from giacomo's

周四晚我吃雅阁墨的比萨饼

Sausage mushrooms light olives

加香肠蘑菇少量橄榄油

Great I'll bring it to your place

好极了我会带到你家去

I have the address

我有你的地址

What a nice girl

多好的姑娘

Sheldon do you see what just happened here

谢尔顿你没看到刚刚发生的事吗

Yes I'm getting a free pizza

看到了我有免费比萨吃了

I'm on a roll

看我人气多高

More pad thai please

再来一份泰国菜吧

Sheldon you've already had four servings

谢尔顿你已经吃了四份了

You might want to slow down a bit buddy

你还是吃慢点吧老兄

Just one more bite

就再吃一口

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Sheldon are you okay

谢尔顿你没事吧

I'm just so full

我只是吃撑了

That's it no more thai food

够了不能再吃泰国菜了