生活大爆炸-S11E02_生活大爆炸

S01

内容	操作
视频
教程课件
单词卡片

Uh one dumpling left Who wants it

还剩一个饺子谁要吃

Maybe you should offer it to the pregnant lady

或许你该让给怀孕的那位女士

And that would be

那位女士是...

Me Sheldon

我啊谢尔顿

I'm obviously pregnant

我孕相多明显啊

Well you never said it to my face

因为你还没当面跟我说过

And the last time I assumed a woman was pregnant

我上一次想当然地认为一名女士怀孕时

it did not go over well

结果还挺糟糕的

Yeah I'm still mad at you

是的我还在生你气呢

You were drinking water instead of wine

你这酒鬼当时居然在喝白开水

What was I supposed to think

我这么想有错吗

Sheldon's right

谢尔顿说得对

I would never ask a woman if she was pregnant

我永远不会问一个女士是不是怀孕

unless she tells me or I see a human being

除非是她告诉我或是我看到有人类

wiggling out of her

从她下面被拉出来

Well Sheldon I'm pregnant

谢尔顿我怀孕了

Congratulations How far along are you

恭喜你啊怀孕多久了

About three months

大概三个月吧

Only three

才三个月吗

Good gravy how many babies are in there

天啊你肚子里是装的是几胞胎啊

Okay let's talk about something

够啦咱们来聊一些

that won't infuriate my pregnant wife

不会让我的孕妻暴怒的话题吧

I read an interesting fact about elephants

我读了一个有关大象的有趣知识

Try again

再换一个

Oh I've got something

我想到啦

I'm being interviewed on public radio this Friday

这周五我要接受电台访谈啦

Oh cool How come

厉害为什么呢

Uh the university is trying to get more funding

大学希望物理系能获得

for the physics department

更多研究资金

so they want me to go out and talk it up

所以就派我出马啊

Really You

真的吗派你啊

Well they picked the right person for the job

那他们还真是请对人了

Thank you

真是谢谢啊

I think he bought it

我觉得他信了

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十一季第二集

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

Bang

By aBu 20171011

Hi I'm Ira Flatow and this is Science Friday

欢迎收听《科学星期五》我是艾拉·菲莱

知名电台主持人曾在第本剧7季第10集客串过

Joining me today is my guest physicist Dr Leonard Hofstadter

今天的嘉宾是物理学家莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

to talk about all of the exciting research

他要来跟我们聊他在加州理工

they're doing at Cal Tech

所做的那些激动人心的研究

Thank you for having me Whoa

感谢贵节目给我这个机会...

Could never get used to hearing myself in headphones

还是没办法习惯在耳机里听到自己的声音

Is that really how I sound

我的声音听起来真是这样吗

It is It is

是的真是

That is good to know

很高兴知道这点

I told him his voice was annoying

我跟他说过他的声音很惹人厌

He didn't want to listen

他就是不听

Hey

喂

You're saying it's not

难道你觉得不烦人吗

Just hey

就... 喂...

So it has been five years

所以打从五年前

since the discovery of the Higgs boson

希格斯玻色子被证实存在后

what's the next big thing gonna be

您觉得下一个科学界大事是什么

Wow that's hard to say

这很难说啊

There's so much going on

有太多大事在发生了

We've been collecting tons of data

我们一直在搜集大量的数据

that could revolutionize the way we understand the universe

而这数据有可能颠覆我们对宇宙的理解

For instance there's a particle called a squark

比如说有个粒子叫超对称性夸克

which could prove supersymmetry

它能证明超对称性

That is interesting Have you found it

有意思那你们找到了吗

What the squark Yes

-什么那个夸克吗 -对啊

No no

没还没

Wouldn't that be exciting

找到了就神作了

But we're also looking for the selectron

但我们也在试着找出超电子

the gluino and the neutralino

胶微子与超中微子

基本没有切实的实验依据很可能并不存在

都是理论物理学家提出的物理模型中假想的一些粒子

Well and have you found that No

-那找到那些了吗 -没有

Another fun sidenote

插个有趣小故事

I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino

我我有个高中同学名叫特丽莎·胶微子

but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her

但要找到她并不需要花二十亿

She was smoking behind the gym

她总躲在体育馆后面抽着烟

So what have you found

那你们发现了什么

Uh nothing actually

其实什么都没发现

Should he be saying that

他可以说这话吗

Uh probably not

应该不可以

Yeah this is public radio

对啊这可是公共电台

Doesn't he realize that dozens of people might hear him

难道他不知道还有人在听广播节目吗

But I remain confident

但我还是很有信心

We've got the best equipment and the best minds

我们有最好的仪器与最顶尖的科研人员

all working on it

都在努力着呢

Okay sounds like he's back on track

行听起来又重回正轨了

Although some days I'm like ugh

虽然有时候我会觉得...

we've spent so much money

我们花了钱啊

Why haven't we found anything What are we doing

怎么屁都没找到我们是在干嘛啊

Oh boy

哎妈

There's Leonard

莱纳德在那里

I'll bet he's having a rough day

估计他今天很不好过

Let's just try to be supportive

我们尽量鼓励他吧

Supportive

还支持他

He publicly maligned the love of my life

他公开诋毁了我一生挚爱

Lady Physics

物理女士

You might not want to mention that to Lady Fiancee

这挚爱最好别让你的未婚妻女士知道

Hey guys

大家好

Hey how's it going

今天好吗

What You got something to say

怎么你有什么话想说吗

I think I just said it

我刚才已经说了啊

P f f

口不一

Pff

呸

Look I I was just speaking the truth

我当时只是实话实说啊

We're scientists isn't that what we're supposed to do

我们是科学家不应该用事实说话吗

Oh what would you know about the truth

你懂个大西瓜的事实啊

You thought Phantom Menace was "Not half bad "

你还觉得《星球大战I 魅影危机》很不错呢

I told you that in confidence

你怎么可以说出来

Okay calm down Everybody just cool it

大家冷静别吵架了

No let 'em go If we get lucky

别拦着啊要是我们运气好

maybe one of them will start crying

说不定他们俩能有人吵哭呢

Uh can we just drop this and have lunch like adults

能不能不聊这个像成年人一样地吃午饭

Fine Very well

-行 -好吧

Leonard What

-莱纳德 -怎么了

Pff

呸

You ready for lunch

准备好去吃饭了吗

Oh one second

马上就好

Ooh someone's got a lot of fancy new lab equipment

某人这里多了好多新的酷炫设备啊

I know

对啊

The university has been throwing money at my study

大学给我的研究投了好多钱呢

With any luck

运气好的话

there'll be a brain disease with my name on it

以后说不定能有脑疾病用我名字为名呢

Fingers crossed

十指交叉为你祈祷

Which is ironic because if you had Fowler's palsy

讽刺的是如果一旦患上福勒瘫

you wouldn't be able to cross your fingers

你的双手将无法十指交叉

I'm surprised Sheldon's not up here playing

我很意外谢尔顿居然不来这里

with all your new toys

玩你的新玩具

Actually I haven't told him about it

其实我还没告诉他呢

We've been getting so much more funding than physics

我们这边获得的经费比物理那边多太多了

he's been a little sensitive

他对此略为敏感

So you're just gonna hide your success from him

所以你就对他隐瞒了你的成功吗

I know

我知道不好

Am I terrible No

-我是不是太坏了 -不会啊

I do that too

我也这么做

How he thought my company retreat was in Boise

不然他怎么以为我的公司年会在博伊西

美国普通城市

It was in Tahiti

其实在大溪地

著名度假海岛

That's such a relief

那我就松一口气了

I mean part of me was worried I was being unfair to Sheldon

我内心曾隐隐觉得自己对谢尔顿不公平

Take that part of yourself and hide it away

将你的恻隐之心藏起来

Just like I did with last year's bonus check

就像我处理去年的奖金支票

that I "Didn't get "

老娘就是"没拿"

Ms Davis you wanted to see me

戴维斯女士你有事找我吗

Yes Dr Hofstadter come on in

是的霍夫斯塔德博士快进来

Should I sit or stand

我是该坐下还是站着

I'm not used to being called into the dean's office

我没被叫进过校长办公室不懂规矩

Please sit

请坐

I have to say I'm a little nervous

不得不说还真是有点紧张啊

You should be

应该的

Look I know I screwed up

我知道我搞砸了

but it was only one interview

但就是一次访谈而已

How much damage could it have caused

那能对学校造成多大的损害

Would you like for me to read you the e mails

你想听我给你念念我收到的邮件吗

from donors asking why are they giving us money

学校的捐助者们都在问如果物理没前途

if physics is a dead end

那他们给咱们捐钱的意义何在

I didn't say it was a dead end

我可没说物理没前途

I just said that I was worried it might be

我只是说我担心可能会这样

So if I just said I was worried

那如果我说我担心

you might not have a job next week

你可能下周就失业了

how would you feel

你感觉怎么样

Light headed and glad you asked me to sit down

头晕还好你让我先坐下

Okay just tell me what I can do

好吧你说要我怎么做吧

I'm gonna need you to make a statement

我要你发表一份声明

saying that you misspoke and that you're confident

说自己言论过失并且你坚信

the physics community is close to a major breakthrough

物理学界即将迎来一个重大突破

You want me to lie

你想让我撒谎

Look Dr Hofstadter I'm counting on you

听着霍夫斯塔德博士我就指望你了

I think that you are the smartest physicist at this university

我认为你是咱们学校最聪明的物理学家

Really

真的吗

See Lies They're not that hard

瞧撒谎一点都不难

Looks like you've been busy

看来你很忙嘛

Oh I have

是的

Uh dark matter uh reconciling gravity

暗物质 reconciling gravity

and quantum mechanics

量子力学

Supersymmetry

超对称性

I've figured out the biggest problems in physics today

我已经搞清了当今物理界最大的几个难题

Wow you solved them all

你都解出来了吗

No I just I figured out that they're the biggest problems

没有我只是清楚知道它们是最大的几个难题

Is this about what Leonard said on the radio

是因为莱纳德在电台上说的话吗

Absolutely not

当然不是

And I do not want to talk about Leonard

而且我现在不想谈论莱纳德

Can we please just talk about anything else

我们能谈点别的事情吗

We could talk about my day

我们可以谈谈我的一天

Walked right into that one didn't I

我真是自己挖坑自己跳对吧

Well since you sort of asked

既然勉强算你问了

I actually had a very good day

我今天其实过得非常开心

Got some new equipment for my lab

我的实验室多了不少新设备

Well congratulations

恭喜你啊

I got some new equipment too

我也有新设备

I got these markers

我有马克笔

They smell like fruit

水果味的哦

Which I did not notice when I bought them

我买的时候完全没有注意到

Don't really care for it

我一点也不喜欢

Here drink this

给喝这个

It might help

或许会有帮助

What if it doesn't

万一没有呢

Well that's why I brought the bottle

所以我给你拿了一瓶呀

No one would talk to me in the halls

走廊里一个跟我说话的人都没有

They just glared at me

人们都瞪着我

It's like high school all over again

感觉就像又过了一遍高中生活

Oh I would totally do high school all over again

我超级想再过一遍高中生活

But that doesn't help you No

-但那对你没帮助 -没有

I got called in to the administration office

我被叫去校长办公室

Ooh look at my bad boy getting called to the principal

瞧瞧我的坏小子居然被校长叫过去

We don't technically have a principal

严格来说我们没有校长

There's a standing committee that oversees the budget

有个常务委员会在监督学校预算

Ooh look at my bad boy

瞧瞧我的坏小子

answering questions nobody asked

回答没人问你的问题

Hey come on look you said a few dumb things on the radio

拜托你不过是在电台说了几句傻话

what is the worst that could happen

最坏又能怎样呢

I may get fired

我可能会被解雇

Okay well even if you did you could find another job

好吧就算被解雇了你也可以找别的工作啊

Yeah who wouldn't want to hire the physicist

谁会想聘用一个在公开场合

who publicly said physics is dead

说物理已死的物理学家

Well I wouldn't put that under "Special skills "

我不会把这项写在简历的"特殊技能"

I can fix it

我可以弥补

I just need to write a retraction I don't believe in

我只需写一份我自己都不相信的撤回声明

basically sell out to keep my job

基本就是为了保住工作出卖自己

Great I'll leave you to it

很好那我不打扰你写稿子了

Sheldon it's me

谢尔顿是我

What

干嘛

Look I know you're mad but I have to write a statement

我知道你很生气但我得写一份声明

that says the physics community is close to a breakthrough

说物理学界即将迎来一个重大突破

and since you actually believe that

既然你是真的相信会这样

I could really use your help

我非常需要你的帮助

Sorry I can't

抱歉不行

Come on don't be like that

拜托别这样嘛

I can't because I think you were right

不行是因为我觉得你是对的

What

什么

Look

听着

Not all science pans out

不是所有科学都能取得成功

You know we've been hoping supersymmetry was true for decades

数十年来我们都希望超对称性是真的

超对称理论至今在自然界中尚未被观测到

and finally we built the Large Hadron Collider

终于我们制造出大型强子对撞机

which is supposed to prove it by finding these new particles

本应该通过发现新粒子来证实该理论

and it it hasn't

然而并没有

And maybe supersymmetry

或许超对称性

our last big idea is simply wrong

我们最后的大想法其实是错误的

Well that sounds awful

听起来真糟糕

Now I get why everyone hates me

我懂为什么大家都讨厌我了

Well on the bright side

但从好的方面来看

after working together for 15 years

一起共事15年后

you finally get to hear me say "You were right "

你终于能听到我说"你当时说得对"

Oh yeah you did

是啊

How's it feel

感觉如何

Mm given I might be unemployed

基于我可能会失去工作

bittersweet

苦乐参半吧

Read it back to me Oh hang on

-读给我听听 -稍等

"Yes one might question the $20 billion

"的确也许有人会质疑我们

to build and run the Large Hadron Collider

在建造运行大型强子对撞机上耗费的200亿

but on the other hand "

但在另一方面..."

Okay

行吧

"On the other hand contrary to predictions

"在另一方面与预测相违背的是

the collider didn't create a small black hole

对撞机没有如我们所预测般创造出

that devoured the Earth and life as we know it

足以毁灭整个地球与生命的小黑洞

So s

所以...

money well spent "

这钱花得好啊"

This is depressing

太丧了

Do you have any alcohol around here

你这儿有酒吗

Uh not surprisingly when Penny moved out

佩妮搬出去的时候不出所料地

she took every last drop Um

带走了每一滴酒

Oh but I do have several bottles of Romulan ale

不过我这儿有几瓶从漫展上买回来的

that I bought at Comic Con

罗慕伦麦酒

Isn't that just vodka with blue dye in it

不就只是伏特加里加了蓝色素吗

First physics now Romulan ale

先是物理现在又是罗慕伦麦酒

What else would you like to defecate on

你还想往哪些东西头上拉泡屎呢

I thought you were coming right back

我还以为你很快会回来

I was but we're both depressed

本来是但是我们都很郁闷

and decided to drown our sorrows

所以决定一醉方休

In mouthwash

喝漱口水吗

有些漱口水中含有酒精

Man that is so summer camp

让我想起了以前的夏令营时光

I It's Romulan ale from Star Trek

这是《星际迷航》里的罗慕伦麦酒

It was briefly legalized during the alliance

帝国战争时期罗慕伦麦酒

between the Romulan Empire and the Federation

在罗慕伦帝国与星际联邦的结盟期间

at the time of the Dominion War

有过短暂的合法售卖

Aw now I'm depressed

现在换我郁闷了

The more I told him about my lab the pissier he got

我告诉他越多我实验室的事他就越生气

You know what he said to me

你知道他跟我说了什么话吗

He said "I hope all your correlations

他说 "我希望你实验的所有相关性

turn out to be specious "

都无法被证明"

He said that to your face

他当面对你说这话吗

What a dick

真是个混蛋

You know you're a successful woman

你是个事业成功的女人

You should be able to brag about your accomplishments once in a while

你有偶尔吹嘘下自己成就的权利

Well so should you

是啊你也可以啊

I mean the guys are never shy about bragging

他们就从来不会不敢吹嘘

Tell me about it Howie texts me

可不是嘛每次华仔玩《魔兽争霸》

every time his dog levels up in Warcraft

他的狗升级了都要发短信告诉我一下

Has he ever called you to tell you

他有没有打电话来就为了告诉你

he found three peanuts in one shell

他在一颗花生里发现了三颗花生仁

'Cause Sheldon has

谢尔顿就干过这种事

We should be able to do that too

我们也应该可以这么做才对

I guess we can brag to each other

我们可以互相跟对方吹嘘啊

That's a great idea

这个想法很不错

Damn right it is I came up with it

当然了这可是老娘想出来的

That felt good

感觉真爽

You know there's so much money in pharmaceuticals

医药品行业的钱多得花不完

we don't even wash out our test tubes

我们从来不洗试管

We just throw them out and get new ones

直接扔了换新的

I just got a brand new state of the art fMRI machine

我刚拿到了一台功能性磁共振成像仪

Whoa Those things are so expensive

这仪器超贵啊

I know

对啊

Sometimes I just lie down in there and take a nap

有时候我就躺进里面打个盹

It's like a million dollar bunk bed

就是张身价百万的双层床

At the office I have two assistants

我上班时有两个助理

I don't even know their names

我都不知道他们的名字

I just call them Thing One and Thing Two

就叫他们一号和二号

That's great I I don't have assistants

真好我没有助理

Oh I guess that's one of the benefits of being in the private sector

这大概就是在私企的福利之一

That and all the money I make

有助理钱还挣得多

Yeah you've got that

对你赚大把[黑心卖药]钱

I've got my integrity

而我有节操与一身正气

Hard to say which is better without making you feel bad

要分优劣怕是会伤了你的自尊

Okay So you guys are upset

所以说你们不开心

because the collider thing disproved your theories

是因为对撞机反证了你们的理论吗

I It's worse than that

比这更糟

It hasn't found anything in years

多年来对撞机上都没有任何发现

so we don't know if we're right we don't know if we're wrong

我们不知道我们的理论是对是错

We don't know where to go next

不知道下一步该怎么办

All I know is it looks like I tongue kissed Avatar

我只知道我看起来像跟阿凡达舌吻过

Come on

别泄气

You guys are physicists

你们是物理学家

Okay You're always gonna be physicists

好吗你们永远都是物理学家

And sure sometimes the physics is hard

的确研究物理有时候很艰难

but isn't that what makes it boring

可不就是艰难造就了它的无聊吗

We're here What's going on

我们来了什么情况

Okay As far as I can see

就我看来

science is dead

科学已死

'cause Leonard killed it

是莱纳德杀了它

And uh

还有

I don't know who the Romulans are

我不认识什么罗慕伦人

but those guys know how to party

但是他们可懂怎么寻欢作乐了

So what do you want us to do

那你想要我们干什么

I don't know You're scientists cheer them up

我不知道你们才是科学家哄他们开心

"Cheer them up"

"哄他们开心"

Do you even know what a scientist is

你到底知不知道科学家是干什么的

No we don't need to be cheered up

不我们不需要人哄

It just turns out that physics is exactly like Lost

只是才发现物理就跟《迷失》一样

著名科幻美剧共6季开播时广受好评后类似烂尾

Started out great and turns out just a big old waste of time

开篇极佳追到结尾才发现就是在浪费生命

Boo hoo You know what you sound like

垃圾你知道你们听起来像什么吗

Babies

像小娃娃

Two whiny babies

两个哭哭啼啼的小娃娃

And there's nothing worse than being stuck

世界上最惨的事就是被两个

with two whiny babies

哭哭啼啼的小娃娃给包围

Oh my God I'm gonna have two babies

我的天啊我之后就要有两个娃了

No no no no Babies are great

别别别小娃娃可棒了

You're lucky to have two babies

你有两个娃非常幸福啊

I mean look at me uh I'm all alone

你看我形单影只单身狗

I'm never gonna have babies

一辈子永远别想有娃

'cause you can't make a baby watching Netflix with your dog

因为你无法让娃跟你的狗一起上网看剧

Thanks for coming

谢两位壮士到场支援

I may not make as much money as you

我虽然赚的钱可能没你多

but at least I know that I'm actually doing something

但至少我知道我在做的工作

that makes people's lives better

能让人们生活更加美好

Hey my work makes people's lives better

我的工作也能让人们生活更加美好啊

Especially if you have moderate to severe eczema

尤其是当你患有中度到重度湿疹

and don't mind if you lose teeth

且不介意掉几颗牙齿时

You're right

你说得对

We both do important work

我们都从事重要的工作

I'm trying to map the structures of the brain

我试图绘制出大脑的结构

and you're trying to convince people

你试图说服人们

that itchy hair is a real thing

真有头发痒这件事

It is a real thing

的确真有其事

It happens to be a side effect of our cholesterol drug

这碰巧是我们公司胆固醇药导致的副作用

I'm just saying that my research

我只是在说我的研究

may actually change the world forever

可能真的会永远改变世界

I hope it does

但愿如此

'Cause I'm gonna see that world from a yacht so big

因为到时我会坐在一艘超大游艇上看这个世界

you can land a helicopter on it

游艇还大到可以停直升机那种哦

Physics is all we're cut out for

我们天生就是研究物理的料

I mean if we weren't physicists w what would we be

我们要是不当物理学家还能当什么啊

I don't know Popular

不知道万人迷吧

It's fine I don't need to be a theoretical physicist

没关系我不是非要当理论物理学家

There's lots of things I could use this brain for

还有很多事可以用到我的头脑

I could be an accountant for the mob

我可以给黑帮当会计

I could guess people's weight at the fair

我可以在集市上猜人们的体重

Okay This is getting silly

够了越说越蠢了

Is it

是吗

180

81公斤

Okay

好了

That is enough

够了

Your lives are not wasted

你们的生命没有浪费掉

Your careers are not at a dead end

你们的事业没有走到死路

You just hit a rough patch

你们只是遇到了一个难关

Instead of feeling sorry for yourselves

不要再自怨自艾

you need to get up and get inspired

你们应该振作起来找灵感

How

怎么找

I don't know You know when I'm feeling down

我哪知道我情绪低落的时候

I go for a run

会去跑步

which is exactly why I'm not 180 pounds genius

所以我才没有81公斤天才

I know where we need to go

我知道我们该去哪里了

Are we running there Because watching drunk Sheldon run

是跑步去吗因为看喝醉的谢尔顿跑步

would be the highlight of my life

会是我人生最值得回味的时刻

We're going to see Richard Feynman

我们现在去看理查德·费曼

Penny Richard Feynman is an iconic phys

佩妮理查德·费曼是一位著名的物理...

I know who he is

我知道他是谁

Leonard dressed as him for Halloween last year

莱纳德去年万圣节扮成他

I had no idea Richard Feynman was dead

我都不知道理查德·费曼已经去世了

1988年已去世

Yep Most people don't know

是的但大部分人不知道

he's actually buried right here in Altadena

他就葬在阿尔塔迪纳镇

I'm sure they keep a lid on that to avoid traffic jams

我肯定他们有意隐瞒避免太多人来会堵车

Here he is

他在这儿呢

Oh wow He's buried with his wife

他和他妻子葬在一起

We get it A lady loved you

知道了有位女士深爱过你

Quit bragging

炫耀个屁啊

Feynman was so cool

费曼真的很酷

When I was a kid I'd put on some headphones

我小时候会戴上耳机

and crank up one of his lectures and just

调大他讲课的音量就这样...

jam out to knowledge

徜徉在知识的旋律之中

This guy knew how to live

这家伙懂得如何生活

He taught himself musical instruments

他自学了各种乐器

He studied Portuguese

还学会了葡萄牙语

Just to give a speech in Brazil

就为了在巴西演讲

The only part of me that's been to Brazil is my bikini line

我全身只有巴西"除毛"过的部位跟巴西有关

Okay

别再喝了

He did so much

他做了如此多壮举

And here we are stuck and letting him down

而我们却停滞不前令他失望

You know Feynman used to say he didn't do physics

费曼以前常说他研究物理

for the glory or the awards but just for the fun of it

不是为了名利或奖项只是为了其中的乐趣

He was right

他说得对

Physics is only dead when we stop being excited about it

只有我们不再为它兴奋激动时物理才会死

Even beyond the grave he's imparting wisdom

即使进了坟墓他仍在传授智慧

Um I'm the one who remembered it

记得他那番话的人是我

Give me the bottle

把酒给我

I mean it might be a little corny but I say

可能有点俗套但我提议

we pour one out for all the science homies

我们给所有先辈科学家

who came before us

倒上一杯

I love that

我喜欢这提议

Here comes some more

要"倒"出更多酒啦

Ah we got to see him run

我们终于看到他醉跑了

Oh hi you wanted to see me

你好你要见我是吗

Yes I wanted to talk to you about the e mail

是的我想和你谈谈

you sent me last night

你昨晚发给我的邮件

I sent you an e mail

我给你发了邮件吗

You bet you did

没错

"Hello Shalom and aloha

"你好用希伯来语和夏威夷语

费曼是美籍犹太裔

from the grave of Richard Feynman "

从理查德·费曼的坟墓向你问好"

Oh it's coming back to me

我开始想起来了

"Please accept the following retraction

"请接受以下撤回声明

I know I said physics is dead

我知道我说过物理已死

but it is the opposite of dead

其实事实恰恰相反

If anything

真要说的话

It is undead like a zombie

物理是不死的就像丧尸一样

Speaking of which

说起这个

If Richard Feynman came back as a zombie

要是理查德·费曼变成丧尸复活

I would totally let him bite me "

我十分愿意让他咬我"

Any chance that's the end

是在这里就结束了吗

"I got bit by a squirrel once

"我被松鼠咬过一次

I had to get rabies shots

我不得不去打狂犬病疫苗

I cried so much

我哭得好凄惨

My mother said 'don't be a baby '

我妈说'别哭得像个娃似地'

In conclusion

总之

Physics is great

物理很棒

Squirrels suck and someday

松鼠很渣总有一天

I'm gonna put my mom in a cheap nursing home

我要把我妈丢去便宜的养老院

Yours truely

谨上

XOXO Doctor Leonard Hofstadter "

亲亲抱抱莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士"

I can explain I

我可以解释我...

"PS

"附言

Can you come pick us up

你能不能来接我们

The Uber driver won't open the door

优步司机不肯开车门

because Sheldon is covered in blue vomit "

因为谢尔顿身上沾满了蓝色呕吐物"