生活大爆炸-S09E03_生活大爆炸

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Would you pass the mustard

麻烦递一下黄芥末

Sure

好

Hey want to hear a fun fact about mustard

想听一个有关黄芥末的有趣知识吗

Is it that the glucosinolates which give mustard its flavor

黄芥末主要味道来源的芥子油甙

were evolved by the cabbage family

是白菜花科植物为了

as a chemical defense against caterpillars

抵御毛毛虫而进化形成的吗

Yeah

是的

Well that was fun

挺有意思

Good for you Leonard

不错哦莱纳德

Hey there

你们好啊

Hey you're early

你们早到了

The movie doesn't start for an hour

电影还有一个小时才开始呢

Actually we're not going to the movies

其实我们不去看电影了

We are here to kidnap you

我们是来绑架你的

What are you talking about

你们说什么呢

Well you eloped and we didn't get a chance

你跟佩妮私定终身

to throw you a bachelor party

我们没机会给你办单身汉派对

so there's a van downstairs

所以现在楼下有一台面包车

and we're here to take you

而我们上来要押你去

to a surprise location for the weekend

一个神秘地点过周末

Well I'd hardly call this kidnapping

这算哪门子绑架

Where's the blindfold

眼罩呢

Where's the duct tape

封嘴的胶布呢

Where's the part where you call me and demand ransom

给我打电话要求付赎金

and I try to keep you on the phone

然后我试图拖延通话时间

but you hang up seconds before I can trace it

你们却在定位成功的前几秒挂了

and then I say "I'm getting too old for this crud"

让我说出"我太老了力不从心了"的桥段呢

源自电影《致命武器》中的经典台词

When do we leave

我们什么时候能走人

Right now

现在

Yeah Penny packed you a bag

佩妮给你打包好行李了

Wow okay

走起

You're seriously going to get in a van

你真的要上一台面包车

and let these two take you to an unknown destination

让这俩家伙带你到神秘地点

for an entire weekend

一整个周末吗

Oh not just him you're coming too

不只是他你也得来

Oh and how do you think you're going to get me to do that

你凭啥觉得我会乖乖配合

Unhand me

放开我

This is ridiculous

这太扯了

I told you to put tape on his mouth

我说了让你用胶带封住他的嘴

And I told you he bit me

我也说了这货咬我

It's bad enough I'm being taken against my will

我被人强押上车已经够惨了

I don't see why it has to be in

为什么这车还偏偏是

some hippie's mobile sex dungeon

某个嬉皮士的移动炮房

Well Sheldon there's something about this van

谢尔顿这台车另有玄机哦

that you're going to find very interesting

你绝对会很感兴趣

It runs on syphilis

它是以梅毒为动力的吗

This van was owned and driven by your personal

这台车的主人曾是你

physics hero

物理界的偶像

Richard Feynman

理查德·费曼

曾被评选为有史以来最伟大的物理学家之一

美国物理学家 1965年获诺贝尔物理奖

No Yeah

-不可能 -是真的

A buddy of mine let me borrow it

我一个朋友借我开的

This was Feynman's van

这曾是费曼的车吗

That's so cool

太酷了

Yeah nothing's been changed since he drove it

而且还维持着他开它时的原貌呢

I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy

我猜他用这台屌车泡过不少可爱研究生

Yeah and talked about physics with them

还在车上跟她们聊了物理

So are you gonna give us a clue where we're headed

能给个目的地的提示吗

Uh okay let's see

行我想想啊

They've got spicy food

那里有辣的食物

and there's a chance you'll get diarrhea

而且你有可能会腹泻

India

印度

We can drive there

那地方开车能到

Your house

你家吗

We are going to Meh he co

我们要去墨喜哥啦

Fun I've never been there

我从来没去过那里呢

Leonard don't be fooled

莱纳德别被他们骗了

I'm from Texas

我是德州人

Meh he co is Spanish for Mexico

墨喜哥是西语的墨西哥

What's wrong with Mexico

墨西哥哪里不好

Uh mariachi bands wild dogs

烦人墨西哥街头乐队野狗

beans that jump around 'cause there's a worm inside

因为里面有虫而能跳动的墨西哥跳豆

Okay calm down

冷静好吗

There's a theme to this weekend

这周末有个主题

We are going to Mexico in Feynman's van

我们要开着费曼的车去墨西哥

to stay at the vacation house Feynman bought

还要住在费曼用诺贝尔奖奖金

with the money from his Nobel Prize

买下来的度假别墅

Viva la Imodium

泄停封万岁

Come on Leonard's doing bachelor stuff

去嘛莱纳德去过单身汉派对

You sure we can't take you to a strip club

你确定不要我们带你去牛郎舞厅吗

Nah if I want to see a naked dancing man

不用了如果我想要看赤裸舞男

I just flush the toilet while Leonard's in the shower

等莱纳德洗澡时去冲马桶就能吓得他乱蹦

I know we're not making a fuss

我知道我们没有要大肆庆祝

but in the spirit of bachelorette parties

但本着单身女郎派对的精神

I made cookies in the shape of male genitals

我做了男人性器官形状的饼干

You really didn't have to

你不用那么麻烦...

That is anatomic

1:1真鸡模型啊

Thank you

谢谢

The veins are gummy worms

静脉是用条状软糖做的

Oh look

瞧

Jewish and gentile

犹太[割包皮]与非犹太

I had extra dough

面团多了

Oh that's Leonard

是莱纳德

He said they're about to cross the border

他说马上要过边境了

I hope the boys don't get too crazy in Mexico

希望男生们在墨西哥不会玩太疯

Oh yeah right Lock up your daughters

是啊大家快锁好家里女儿

or Sheldon might lecture them

否则淫贼谢尔顿

about the North American Free Trade Agreement

会教育她们有关北美自由贸易协议的事

Boy that was a long night for me

要命那晚真是漫长啊

According to this Mexican Customs Web site

根据这个墨西哥海关网站

visitors may not bring more than five laser discs

游客们不许携带超过五片激光光盘

20 compact discs

二十片光盘

or 12 VHS tapes

或十二张录影带

We don't have any of those

我们没有带那些东西

How can you be sure

你怎么能确定

VHS was king when Feynman drove this van

费曼开这台车的年代录影带称霸天下

For all we know there are hidden compartments

说不定这车上哪里有暗格

lousy with Jane Fonda workout videos

藏满了健美皇后简·方达的健身影带

If there was a hidden compartment

如果这车上有暗格

don't you think you'd be stuffed in it by now

你不觉得你早就被塞进去了吗

Are we all up to date on our yellow fever inoculations

大家的黄热病疫苗还没过期吧

黄热病主要在非洲及中南美洲地区流行

You don't need a yellow fever shot to go to Mexico

去墨西哥不需要接种黄热病疫苗

You can never be too careful

小心驶得万年船

I got one last year before I went to Epcot

我去年去未来世界主题公园时就打了一针

位于美国佛罗里达州迪士尼世界度假区

So Penny how's married life

佩妮婚后生活如何

Oh it's good

还不错啊

I just wish Leonard would work up the courage

现在就希望莱纳德能鼓起勇气

to tell Sheldon he's moving in here

告诉谢尔顿他要搬来跟我住

You guys still aren't living together

你们俩还没住在一起吗

We are I mean he sleeps here

住一起啊但谢尔顿也睡这

But it's only a matter of time

但说不准哪天

before Sheldon has a bad dream

谢尔顿做了恶梦

and tries to climb into bed with the Leonard shaped pile of pillows

会抱着他的莱纳德人形抱枕爬上我们的床

Speaking of Sheldon

说到谢尔顿

how's single life treating you

你的单身生活又如何

Fine I guess

还行吧

I've been focusing on me

我就专注在自己身上

I was thinking about changing my wardrobe

我之前还在想要不要换下穿衣风格

Yes Good for you

-当然 -好样的

But then I decided I don't want to go changing who I am

但我后来决定我才不要因为某个男人

just because of some man

改变原本的自己

Yes Good for you

-当然 -好样的

You know it is normal

很多人

to want to change your look after a breakup

在分手之后都会想改头换面

Actually I was thinking of making one small change

其实我在考虑做一个小小的改变

Your sweater Your glasses

-换毛衣 -换眼镜

Your hair Your shoes

-换发型 -换鞋子

Piercing my ears

穿耳洞

You really never had that done

你以前从来没穿过吗

My mom said pierced ears were for whores

我妈说穿耳洞的人不是妓女

pirates and genies

就是海盗和妖怪

Okay well you're a grown woman now

好吧你现在都是大人了

I know but Sheldon had this clause

我知道但谢尔顿在

in the Relationship Agreement

《恋爱协议》里

forbidding cosmetic surgery

明文禁止做美容手术

unless it's to look like a Klingon

除非做出来效果像克林贡人

We'll take you to the mall to get it done

我们带你去商场里做就好啦

Why I can do it right here

干嘛我在这就能帮她做

Really

是吗

You have a piercing gun No

-你有打耳洞的枪吗 -没有

All you need is a needle and an ice cube

用一根针和一颗冰块就能搞定

I've done it like a dozen times

我以前做过很多次啦

Oh I don't know

这样好吗

Oh come on I'll be gentle

来嘛我会很温柔的

Let me take your ear virginity

让我来破你耳朵的处吧

This party's weird

这个派对感觉好奇怪

Hey watch your speed

别开这么快

I hear the Mexican police target tourists

听说墨西哥警察专找游客麻烦

Oh not a problem

别担心啦

If anything goes down

如果发生什么事

we just put Koothrappali in the driver's seat

我们就让库萨帕里坐到驾驶座上

and slap a sombrero on his head

再给他弄顶墨西哥草帽戴上

Dude how many races can you offend in a single breath

伙计你一口气能激怒多少个种族

I don't know Have you watched the Olympics with me

不晓得你跟我一起看过奥林匹克运动会吗

Sheldon can you believe that we're driving in a van that was owned by

谢尔顿你能相信我们开的这辆面包车

one of the greatest scientific minds of the 20th century

曾属于20世纪最伟大的科学家之一吗

It's like the Batmobile

简直就像蝙蝠战车

If Batman was real

前提是蝙蝠侠真实存在

and a physicist

而且是一位物理学家

and his car wasn't cool

车还得不酷才行

It is extraordinary

这体验的确非比寻常

Perhaps some of his mojo will rub off on us

或许这车能让我们沾上他的好运呢

Maybe between this and his beach house

或许蹭蹭他的车和豪宅

we will be inspired to greatness

我们能被激励成就大事

I usually don't put too much stock in charms and talismans

通常我不会对符咒或护身符寄予厚望

However even I must admit

然而我必须承认

feeling Richard Feynman's butt dent

自己的屁股坐在

cupping my own bottom

理查德·费曼的屁股印上

that does get the creative juices flowing

真是让我创意如泉涌啊

Hey I have to return this van

这车我还得还回去呢

Keep your creative juices in your pants

麻烦不要让你的创意"喷射"出你的裤子

What was that

怎么回事

I think it's a tire

可能爆胎了

What if it's banditos shooting at us

没准是土匪朝咱们开枪了

What if we get kidnapped

没准我们会被绑架

What if we end up in a factory making Bart Simpson pinatas

没准我们余生会沦落到某个工厂

for the rest of our lives

终日做卡通皮纳塔

在节庆或生日是挂空中让人击打

一种纸糊的容器里面装满糖果与玩具

It's the tire

爆胎而已啦

Leonard

莱纳德

What

干嘛

I am getting too old for this crud

我太老了力不从心了

Amy I noticed your status still says

艾米我注意到你脸书的状态

"In a relationship" on Facebook

还是"恋爱中"

You're right

你说得对

I should probably let all of my Facebook friends know

我应该通知我脸书上所有的朋友

Penny I'm no longer in a relationship

佩妮我已经分手了

Did you change yours to "Married" yet

你的状态改为"已婚"了吗

Uh no not yet

还没

There's still a few people I haven't told personally

有几个人我还没亲自告诉他们

Who

谁

Oh just my parents

就我爸妈

and my entire family

和我全家人

What Why

-什么 -为什么

Well I don't want to hurt my dad

我不想让我爸伤心

You know he always wanted

他一直梦想着

to dance with his daughter at her wedding

在自己女儿的婚礼上跟她共舞

What about your sister's wedding

那你姐姐的婚礼呢

They started to then her water broke

没跳两下她羊水就破了

You know if he finds out we eloped

如果他发现我们私定终身了

it's gonna break his heart

我爸肯定心碎不已

How long do you think you can keep it from him

你觉得你能瞒他瞒多久

Yeah isn't it gonna get worse the longer you wait

对啊你瞒得越久不就越坏事吗

Well not necessarily

不一定哦

You know Dad's not getting any younger

我爸一天天在老去

so if I wait long enough

所以等到他年老不记事时

I'll just tell him he walked me down the aisle

我就告诉他当初是他陪我走红毯

and it was magical

场面非常感人

When did you learn how to change a tire

你什么时候学会换轮胎的

Every self respecting gentleman should know how

任何一个有自尊心的绅士都应该知道这个

in case he comes across a damsel in distress

以防哪天在路边遇到有一位

by the side of the road

需要帮助的少女

If I see one scorpion

如果我看见一个蝎子

I am getting on someone's shoulders

我就跳上你们谁的肩膀

and never coming down

永远都不下来

And there's your damsel

你遇到的是需要帮助的少男

Wow this one's really stuck

这螺母卡得太死了

Are you turning it the right way

你拧对方向了吗

不

I took the other four off

我顺利拧下其他四个螺母后

and when I got to this one I thought

突然一拍脑袋心想

"You know I'm in a rut Let's shake things up "

"太千篇一律了换个方向试试吧"

Here let me try

让我试试

You're right it doesn't turn the other way

你说得对另一个方向也拧不动

There you go You're all done

好了大功告成

That wasn't so bad

没有想象中那么痛啊

Nice

真好看

Boy if my mom could see me now

要是我妈现在看到我

she'd lock me in the sin closet

她会把我锁进罪恶衣柜

That's a joke right

你是开玩笑的吧

Actually the joke was on her

其实她才是那个笑话

I could still see the TV through the slats

因为我可以从柜门缝隙之间看到电视

I'm starting to see why you and your mom aren't very close

我开始明白你为啥和你妈不太亲近了

Bet she'd still tell her if she got married

我打赌她结婚时还是会通知她妈

You're not gonna let this go are you

你就是不肯放过我是吧

Well it's kind of sad that they don't know

把他们蒙在鼓里是挺过分的

I mean they love Leonard

他们多喜欢莱纳德啊

Fine you want me to call

好吧你们想让我打电话

I'll call

那我就打

Why am I so nervous

我怎么这么紧张啊

It's understandable

这很正常

Amy was afraid to tell her mom she broke up with Sheldon

艾米也很怕告诉她妈和谢尔顿分手的事

Yeah How did it go

是吗结果怎么样

Did she make you crawl into the breaking up drawer

她逼着你爬进分手抽屉吗

Uh well actually to be honest

老实说

I I haven't told her yet

我还没告诉她呢

You've been giving me a hard time

你这么起劲催着我

and you haven't even told your mom about Sheldon

而你自己却还没把分手的事告诉你妈

I'm feeling a little dizzy from all the blood loss

我失血过多头好晕哦

I don't know what you're talking about

我听不懂你在说什么

Fine I'm calling home

好吧我给我家打电话

but when I'm done you're calling your mother

我打完以后你给你妈打电话

Easy for you to say

你说得倒轻巧

You never had to watch 60 Minutes like this

你又不需要这样偷偷摸摸地看《新闻60分》

Hey Daddy

爸爸

Hey slugger

帅妞

How's my girl

你过得好吗

Uh good Is mom around

挺好我妈在吗

Ah she took your brother out to celebrate

她带你哥哥出去庆祝了

He just got his tenth one month sober chip

他刚获得了他的第十个"一个月没喝酒"奖章

Yeah she's gonna make him a little necklace

她要给他做个奖章小项链

Okay I'll talk to her later

我待会再打给她

Uh Dad there's something I need to tell you

爸爸我有事要告诉你

Leonard and I got married

我和莱纳德结婚了

You did

真的吗

When

什么时候

Last week I'm sorry I should've told you

上周对不起我应该早点告诉你

It was a spur of the moment thing

都怪我们一时冲动

I feel terrible

我觉得很愧疚

Please don't be too disappointed

求求你不要对我失望

Are you happy

你开心吗

Very

开心呀

Leonard is so great

莱纳德是个非常棒的人

Well then I'm happy for you

那我为你开心

Aw thank you Daddy

谢谢你爸爸

That means so much

这对我来说太重要了

Well I understand it's hard to tell someone something

我明白那些会让人难过的事

if you think it's gonna upset 'em

是挺难说出口的

It is

没错

You're the best dad ever

你真是世上最好的爸爸

Yeah Uh hold that thought

是啊先别这么说

I've been sitting on a little news myself

我也有个小事没告诉你

Well what is it

什么事

You know that rototiller I got for the tractor

你知道我为拖拉机配了个旋转式耕耘机吗

不知道

Oh you should see it

你真该来看一看

It is a beautiful piece of machinery

这机器太帅了

Anyway uh

总之...

I backed over your pet pig with it

我倒车时把你的宠物猪绞进去了

Moondance

小月舞吗

Yeah he's uh not dancing anymore

是的他已经没法跳舞了

You killed my pig

你弄死了我的猪

I did not kill him

不是我干的

The vet took care of that

是兽医结果了他

When

什么时候的事

Oh ten 12 months ago

大概10到12个月之前吧

You didn't tell me for a year

你瞒了一年都不告诉我吗

Well apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it

哈哈有其父必有其女对吧

Love ya slugger Gotta go

爱你帅妞挂了

Okay Amy your turn

好了艾米该你了

What are you doing

你在干什么

It's called Lamaze breathing

这叫做拉玛泽呼吸法

一种有效减分娩疼痛的呼吸法

It helps you push

有助于帮你使劲

Great

太好了

He's pushing with his uterus

他在使子宫的劲呢

There's got to be a smarter way of removing it

肯定还有更好的办法来拧

Yeah this is nothing more than a physics problem

对呀这不过是个简单的物理问题

Right

没错

Archimedes once said

阿基米德曾经说

"Give me a leever long enough

"给我一根足够长的杠杆

and a fulcrum on which to place it

和一个支点

and I shall move the world "

我就能撑起地球"

Of course

没错

All we need is to find stuff

我们只需要找到

to make a leever big enough to fix this

一根足够长的杠杆

Exactly

说得对

I'll bet there's something around here

我想这周围肯定有什么

that could be a lehver

可以用来做杠棍

Let's see a lehver A lehver

我想想杠棍杠棍

Everybody hold on

等一下

Let's take this problem one step at a time

我们先一步一步地来解决这个问题

First we need to decide

首先我们需要决定

whether we're calling it leever or lehver

到底是叫杠杆还是杠棍

And the sooner we decide it's leever

一旦我们确定了叫杠杆

the sooner we can roll up our sleeves not slehves

我们就能挽起袖子而不是舅子

and get to work

开始工作了

We're gonna be here "Foreever "

我们要"允远"留在这鬼地方了

Thanks a lot guys

我谢谢你们全家啊

What did we do

关我们什么事

Before I made that call

在我打那通电话之前

my pig was alive and happy

我的猪猪还活着

and rolling around in the mud

欢快地在泥巴里打滚

Now he's illegally buried in our backyard

现在他被非法葬在我们家后院

next to my great grandmother

紧挨着我太奶奶

Really They didn't eat him

真的吗没有被吃掉

没有

He was a beloved member of the family

他是我们挚爱的家族成员

The breakfast meat family

早餐肉中的成员吗

It's not funny

这不好笑

You're up Call your mother

该你了给你妈打电话

Oh maybe later

还是等会吧

Your pig dying made me sad

猪猪不幸逝世让我深感悲痛

And a little hungry

还有点饿

Phone now

马上打电话

Okay Okay

知道了好了

Fine

好吧

Hi Mom

喂妈妈啊

Try dialing

你倒是拨号啊

You saw that huh

被你看穿了呀

Hi Mom How are you doing

妈妈你好吗

Oh good

我也好

How's work

工作怎么样

That's nice

挺好的

I'm fine

我很好

Hey listen I've been meaning to ask

听着我一直想问

how come Aunt Doe and Aunt Florence never got along

多姨和弗洛伦斯姨怎么一直处不来呢

Okay just give me that

给我吧

Amy broke up with Sheldon

艾米跟谢尔顿分手了

she got her ears pierced

她打了耳洞

and she made us eat penis cookies

还非逼我们吃大屌饼干

Hang on

等等

She wants to talk to you

她想跟你谈谈

I don't think the lever's working

我感觉杠杆没起作用

What makes you say that

你凭啥那么说

There's gotta be something else we can try

肯定有别的方法可以试试

If this was Star Trek

这要是在《星际迷航》里

we could use a phaser to blast it off

我们可以用相位枪把它炸开

No it's too broad of a beam

不行激光束太粗了

You'd need something more precise

要更精准的

like Superman's heat vision

比如超人的热视线

Ooh the Green Lantern's ring

或者绿灯侠的能量戒指

could make a big green hand that unscrews it

可以变成大绿手来拧松它

If you need a green hand

如果要大绿手

why not just use the Hulk

何不直接找绿巨人

Oh please

得了吧

the Hulk would never get across the border with that temper

绿巨人那个脾气哪过得了边防

Guys excuse me

大伙插一句

not that calling one of the Avengers

不是说呼叫复仇者联盟的人来

isn't a perfectly reasonable choice

不是完美合理的解决方法

but we're scientists

可我们是科学家

Don't you think we can figure this out using actual science

不应该用真正的科学去解决吗

Yes we could use science

是的我们可以运用真正的科学

But it's your bachelor party

但这是你的单身派对

Lighten up

高兴点

敲击震荡

科学原理

热膨胀

科学原理

加速腐蚀

科学原理

氯化氢

放热反应

科学原理

[后有惊喜]

今晚这集中你们需要知道两件事情

We will

我们将

We will percussive shock you

我们将敲击震荡你

We will

我们将

We will percussive shock you

我们将敲击震荡你

Buddy you're a boy

伙计你是个小孩

Make a big noise playin' in the street

在街头吵闹玩耍

Gonna be a big man someday

一天你将会长大

You got mud on your face you big disgrace

你脸上沾着泥巴丢人现眼

Kickin' your can all over the place

把问题像铁罐踢来踢去

I have an eidetic memory

我过目不忘的记忆

Sometimes it's a curse

有时是诅咒般的存在

I had no idea

我没想到

tortilla chips were such a good fuel source

墨西哥炸玉米片居然是个好燃料

They're basically pure hydrocarbons soaked in fat

基本就是沾满油的纯碳氢化合物

Let's hope the lug nut expands

希望轮爪螺母可以膨胀

What if that burning food attracts animals

烧食物的香味引来动物怎么办

We have plenty of food for the animals

我们有很多食物可以给动物吃

We do Yep

-有吗 -当然

A six foot wiener in a Flash T shirt

闪电侠T恤裹着的六尺长香肠

That's not very nice

一点都不友好

It's a bachelor party Lighten up

这是单身派对高兴点

What is that awful smell

这难闻的味道是什么

It's burning salsa

烧着的莎莎酱

I'm hoping the acidity and salinity

希望酸性和盐度与电结合

combined with electricity will corrode the lug nut off

可以腐蚀部分螺母

What an innovative solution

多有创意的方法

Perhaps I don't give your MIT education enough credit

之前瞧不起你的麻省理工学院学历是我不好

Yeah I saw it on Mythbusters

我是在谣言终结者上学到的

All right this rust

好了这些锈

combined with the aluminum recovered from the van

与面包车弄下来的铝

is now thermite

就是铝热剂了

Great

很好

Couple pinches ought to do the trick

来几小撮就够了

Is that enough to melt the lug nut

这些够融掉螺母吗

Well let's start small

一点点来

We can always add more

可以再加的

You put up a good fight lug nut

螺母你确实骁勇善战

but you've met your match

可惜你遇到对手了[火柴]

Hey look

瞧

The lug nut's off

螺母掉了

What are you doing back

你们怎么回来了

We got a flat

爆胎了

and couldn't get the tire off

轮胎换不下来

Oh I'm sorry

好遗憾

Thank you

谢谢你

If it makes you feel any better

不知道会不会让你们平衡一些

I pierced Amy's ears

我给艾米穿了耳洞

and her mom made her sit in my closet

她妈妈罚她坐我衣柜里呢

We blew up Feynman's van

我们把费曼先生的面包车烧了

My dad killed my pig with his tractor

我爸用拖拉机把我的猪猪杀了

I spent the night in Mexico with Sheldon

我跟谢尔顿在墨西哥共度了一夜

You win

你赢了