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Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit

你的论点完全缺乏科学价值

It is well established superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun

这很明确超人通过飞入"黄日"核武器清理他的衣服

which incinerates any contaminate matter

由此能清除所有污染物

and leaves the invulnerable kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh

从而留下安全的氪星布料既无损坏又完全清洁

What if he gets something Kryptonian on it

要是他弄了点氪星的物质在上面呢

Like what

例如

I don't know Kryptonian mustard

我不知道氪星的芥末

I think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments

我觉得我们完全能认为氪星爆炸时

were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded

已将所有氪星的调味品都摧毁了

Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite

又或者它变成了芥末氪星石

the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth

唯一能摧毁威胁地球的邪恶氪星热狗

Raj please

拉杰拜托

let's stay serious here Superman's body is Kryptonian therefore his sweat is Kryptonian

严肃点超人的身体是氪星的因此他的汗水也是氪星的

Yeah what about Kryptonian pit stains

对要是沾到氪星汗渍呢

Superman doesn't sweat on Earth

超人在地球不会出汗

Okay he's invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor

好啊他应邀去肯朵的波特城赴晚餐

He miniaturizes himself enters the city where he loses his superpowers Now

他把自己变小进入该城在那里他失去了超能力

before dinner his host says "Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball "

晚餐前主人说玩一会氪星绳球如何

Superman says "Sure " works up a sweat comes back to Earth

超人说可以啊玩得大汗淋漓回到地球

his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration

他的衣服已经沾了无法去除的氪星汗渍

Boo ya

将死你

Superman would have taken his uniform

超人能在离开波特前

to a Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle

把衣服放到肯朵的干洗机清洗

"Kandorian dry cl " I give up

肯朵的干洗机我放弃

You can't have a rational argument with this man

你们完全没法跟这人理论

isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year

那不是去年赢得麦克亚瑟天才奖的家伙吗

No not all at once

不别一次全部人看

Then how

那怎么看

Leonard

莱纳德先看

Now Raj

现在轮到拉杰

Now Sheldon

现在轮到谢尔顿

I didn't get a good look Can I go again

我没看清能再看一遍吗

不行

It's David Underhill So what

是戴维·安德希尔那又怎么样

So what

怎么样

His observation of high energy positrons

他对高能正点子的观察报告

has provided the first conclusive evidence

首次确切证明了

for the existence of galactic dark matter

银河暗物质的存在

I have two words for you

我只给你两个词

The first is "big " the other's "whoop "

一个是"太" 一个是"好了"

It is a big whoop

确实是很好

It made almost all the work

这几乎颠覆了

you've done since you've been here completely useless

所有你在这里做的工作成果

Did not Did too

-才怪 -才怪

Did

才

Okay maybe some of it but

好吧有部分吧但是

Look the guy was just in the right place

这小子只是在天时地利的时候

at the right time with the right paradigm shifting

利用范式方法重新解释了银河系

reinterpretation of the universe He got lucky

纯粹是狗屎运

In more ways than one

不仅如此

He's a very handsome man

他长得很帅呢

Doesn't do anything for me If I was gonna go that way

对我没什么影响如果换成我

I'm more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy

我会更像扎克·埃夫隆那种类型

Oh yeah like you have a shot with Zac Ephron

对要是你能有那么一点像他

Excuse me

打扰一下

Are you Leonard Hofstadter

你是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德吗

Uh yeah

是的

I'm David Underhill

我是戴维·安德希尔

Uh y yeah

好的

Yeah Dr Gablehauser said if I wanted

盖博豪斯博士说

to set something up in the photomultiplier lab

如果我要在光电倍增实验室准备试验

that you'd be able to give me a hand

你能帮我忙

You want to work with me Well

你要和我一起做实验

if you have a little time yeah

你要是有时间的话是的

Wow Y yeah sure

哇当然有

Yeah no problem Uh

没问题

Here's my home number

这是我的住宅电话

Here's my cell

我的手机号码

Here's my office

办公室电话

Here's my parents' number up in New Jersey

还有住在新泽西的父母家的电话

They always know how to reach me So Okay

他们总能找到我

Congratulations on the MacArthur Grant by the way Big fan

对了恭喜你获得麦克亚瑟天才奖我很崇拜你

Thanks I'll call you

谢谢我会打电话给你

Okay

好的

Bye bye

拜拜

What are you looking at

看什么看

You've never seen a hypocrite before

没见过伪君子啊

Trailing badly Wolowitz needs a strike

遥遥落后沃罗威茨需要投出全倒

if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper

才有希望追上谢尔顿·库珀

who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career best 68

他在第九个计分格时占尽优势最高记录68

Hey guys

好啊伙计们

That doesn't count

那个不算

Do over Do over

重来重来

There are no do overs in Wii bowling

Wii保龄球游戏里可是投球无回的

There are always do overs when my people play sports

我的朋友做运动时总会有重来的

Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night

有什么比Wii保龄球之夜还重要的

Actually I was

其实我

It's a rhetorical question There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night

这是反问句没什么能比 Wii保龄球之夜重要

Come on it's just a video game

得了吧不就是个电子游戏嘛

And we suck at it

而且我们玩得很逊

Nice motivational speech from the team captain

很好的队长动员演说嘛

Where were you

你去哪了?

I was working with Dave Underhill

我去戴维·安德希尔那了

Ooh "Dave " Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF

哦 "戴维" 听起来莱纳德有了新的"好朋友"

Actually he's pretty cool

事实上他真的很酷

I mean not only is he a brilliant scientist

不仅仅因为他是个天才

but it turns out he's a Black Diamond skier

他还是个黑钻[户外运动品牌]滑雪高手

He collects vintage motorcycles He plays in a rock band

他收集老式摩托车他还在一个摇滚乐队里演奏呢

So We're in a rock band

怎样? 我们也是一个乐队啊

不

We play Rock Band on our X Box

我们是在X-Box里面

Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist

感谢主音吉他手激动人心的致辞

He's funny too

他还很幽默

He does this hysterical impersonation

他还绘声绘色的模仿了

of Stephen Hawking having phone sex

史蒂芬·霍金的电话性爱

What are you wearing

你穿着什么呢

That's not He does it better

还是他演得比较像

Anyway he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow

总之他说明天他要带我去体育馆

so I'm gonna go practice my situps

我先回屋练练仰卧起坐的

Whoa Humongous man crush dude

排山倒海的男性吸引

Yeah It's officially a bro mance

兄弟情的完美演绎

Hey Sheldon are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree

嘿谢尔顿你和莱纳德要不要弄棵圣诞树?

No because we don't celebrate

不我们不庆祝

the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia

古老的异教农神节

Saturnalia

农神节?

Gather round kids

孩子们过来坐好了

it's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special

又到谢尔顿最爱的圣诞特别节目时间了

In the pre Christian era

在基督教出现之前的那些岁月

as the winter solstice approached and the plants died

每当冬至来临大地枯萎

pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes

异教徒把常青的枝杈带回家中

as an act of sympathetic magic intended

用这种形式来表示

to guard the life essences of the plants until spring

保护生命的本质直到春来再次到来

This custom was later appropriated

这种风俗后来

by Northern Europeans and eventually it becomes

被北欧人继承于是演变成了

the so called Christmas tree

现在的圣诞树

And that Charlie Brown is what boredom is all about

那么查理·布朗你看到什么叫做无聊了吧

Okay well thank you

好吧谢谢

for that but I got you and Leonard

不过我给你和莱纳德

a few silly neighbor gifts so I'll just

买了点蠢蠢的小礼物

put them under my tree

我回头搁我的圣诞树底下好了

Wait

等等!

You bought me a present

你给我买了个礼物?

Why would you do such a thing

你干吗要这么做?

I don't know 'Cause it's Christmas

不知道因为是圣诞节?

Oh Penny I know you think you're being generous

哦佩妮我知道你认为自己很大方

but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity

但送礼是建立在互利互惠的原则上的

You haven't given me a gift

你还没给我礼物

You've given me an obligation

就已经塞给我一份责任

Don't feel bad Penny it's a classic rookie mistake

别难过佩妮这是新手常犯的错

My first Hanukkah with Sheldon

我和谢尔顿过的第一个犹太教光明节

he yelled at me for eight nights

他对我吼了八个晚上

Now hey it's okay You don't have to get me anything in return

没关系你不用送我什么东西以表回馈

Of course I do The essence of the custom

当然要这种风俗的精髓就是

is that I now have to go out and purchase for you

现在我不得不出去给你买点东西

a gift of commensurate value

价值相当的礼物

and representing the same perceived level of friendship

这礼物得体现对我们友谊的相同的感知价值

as that represented by the gift you've given me

这种感知价值体现于你送我的礼物

It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year

知道今年自杀率是怎么直线上升的了吧

Okay you know what Forget it

好吧忘了这件事吧

I'm not giving you a present

我没有给你准备礼物

No it's too late I see it That elf sticker

太晚了我都看到了那个小精灵贴纸

says "To Sheldon "

上面写着给谢尔顿

The die has been cast

木已成舟

The moving finger has writ

冥冥有手写天书

Hannibal has crossed the Alps

汉尼拔已经翻越了阿尔卑斯山

I know It's funny when it's not happening to us

我知道有意思特别是发生在别人身上

Sheldon I am very very sorry

谢尔顿我非常非常抱歉

No No I brought this on myself

别别我自找的

by being such an endearing and important part of your life

谁让我不小心成为你生命中美好又重要的一部分呢

I'm going to need a ride to the mall

谁开车带我去商场

It's happening to us

现在发生在咱们头上了

Are you gonna make it

你还好吧

Yeah I guess

还好吧

All right

好的

Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle

谢谢你让我开你的摩托

No problem

不客气

I had no idea it was so heavy

我不知道它这么沉

The thing just fell right over on me didn't it

就这么压到我身上了是吧

Yeah Lucky for you it wasn't moving

是啊还没跑起来算你走运

Oh hey Leonard Ooh are you okay Oh yeah

-莱纳德您还好吧 -还好

It's just a little motorcycle accident

就是个摩托车小意外

My God how fast were you going

我的天你开得有多快

I don't know It's all such a blur

不晓得就在电光火石之间

Good one He couldn't even get it started

很幽默他连发动都发动不起来

Hi Dave Hi

嗨戴维

Penny So it's your motorcycle

佩妮是你的摩托

Is it okay

没摔坏吧

It's fine

没事

Lucky for the bike

算那车走运

it landed on my leg

有我的腿垫着

You mind giving me a hand with speed racer here

你介意帮我搀这位机车选手一下么

Oh yeah Yeah sure

好的好的

So um Dave how do you know Leonard

戴维你是怎么认识莱纳德的

I'm a physicist

我是个物理学家

No you're not

你才不是呢

Why is that so surprising

有什么奇怪的么

Uh well it's just that the physicists I know

主要是我所认识的物理学家

are indoorsy and pale

都又白又宅

I'm not indoorsy

我不是宅男

I just wear the appropriate sun block

我的防晒霜很好用

because I don't take melanoma lightly

所以黑色素沉淀得很少

So are you

那你是

and Leonard working on an experiment together

在和莱纳德一起做实验么

Yeah actually we are

事实上我们在

Yeah we're examining the radiation levels

我们在检测光电倍增管的

of photomultiplier tubes

辐射强度

for a new dark matter detector

用在一种新的暗物质探测器上面的

Uh sweetie sweetie

亲爱的

Dave was talking

我在和戴维说话

You know I love science

你知道的我爱好科学

Since when Since always

-从什么时候开始的 -一直都是啊

Call me a geek but I am just nuts

叫我科学怪人吧我就是为

for the whole subatomic particle thing

这些亚原子痴迷不已

The last thing I would ever call you is a geek

我叫你什么也不会叫你科学怪人的

Ha Well that's what I am

呵呵我就是啊

queen of the nerds

怪才天后

Well if you like

如果你愿意

I could show you the lab we're working in

我可以带你参观我们工作的实验室

We've got some cool toys you know lasers and stuff

我们有一些很棒的玩意激光器什么的

You know I have always wanted to see a big science lab

你知道么我一直都想见识下真正的科学实验室

Since when

什么时候开始的

Since always

一直都是呀

Leonard are you okay here Uh

莱纳德你还好么

Yeah I guess How 'bout we go see it now

-还好吧 -我们现在就去如何

Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the coast

之后我们可以到海边兜风

We grab a little bite to eat

再来点吃的东西

Um Yeah Yeah that sounds great

真不错

Let me just get my jacket

我去拿个外套

Boy she'll do huh

她很可爱嘛

Yeah if you like that type

是啊如果你喜欢这个类型的

So you and her

你和她

No just neighbors

没关系就是邻居

Really

真的

I don't know how you live next door to that

真难想象你就住她隔壁

without doing something about it

居然没有什么行动

Actually

事实上

science is my lady

科学就是我的爱人

Okay Let's go

好吧咱们走吧

All right

好的

See you tomorrow Leonard

明天见莱纳德

See ya 'Bye Penny

明天见再见佩妮

Have fun

玩得开心

Yes

是谁

Did you forget your key

你没带钥匙么

I don't see anything in here a woman would want

我看这没有什么女人想要的

You're kidding

开玩笑吧

You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps

这里有身体乳液沐浴精油香皂

that's the estrogen hat trick

简直是雌激素的帽子戏法[三连发]

What it is is a cacophonous assault

我看是山寨版发音的

of eucalyptus bayberry cinnamon and vanilla

尤加利属植物月桂树的果实肉桂和香草

It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan

就好像我的头卡到土耳其皇帝的睡衣里面一样

Sheldon if you don't like this stuff

谢尔顿如果你不喜欢这些东西

let's just go next door and build her a bear

我们去隔壁给她做个填充玩具熊也行

I told you before bears are terrifying

告诉过你我害怕熊

Come on

拜托

bath stuff It's perfect

沐浴用品完美的选择

You got a scented candle a cleansing buff

这里有香氛蜡烛洗面扑

spearmint and green tea scented bath oil promotes relaxation

薄荷和绿茶味的沐浴精油放松身心

That presupposes Penny is tense

前提假设是佩妮身心紧张

She knows you She's tense

她认识你能不紧张么

We all are Buy a basket

我们都紧张买个礼品篮

Excuse me we're ready

您好我们选好了

No we're not

我们还没选好

Let's say for a moment that I accept

假设我同意

the bath item gift hypothesis

沐浴礼品这个假设

I now lay the following conundrum at your feet

现在我要考考你了

Which size

我们该买多大的

This one Let's go

就这个我们走

You put no thought into that

你想都没想过

I'm sorry Uh this one

不好意思就这个

Let's go

我们走

I have insufficient data to proceed

我没有足够的数据进行分析

Excuse me miss

不好意思小姐

Yes

什么事

If I were to give you this gift basket

如果我送给你这个礼物篮

based on that action alone and no other data

根据这个行为本身如果没有其他数据

infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us

请推断并描述我们之间的假定关系

Excuse me

不好意思

Here

这里

Now are we friends

我们是朋友么

Colleagues Lovers

同事还是情人

Are you my grandmother

你是我的祖母么

I don't understand what you're talking about

我不明白你在说什么

and you're making me a little uncomfortable

不过你让我觉得有点不爽

See Sounds just like you and Penny

看到没就像你和佩妮

We'll take it

我们就要这个了

Hey Leonard Come join us

莱纳德过来一块儿坐

Oh hey Dave

哦嘿戴维

And Penny what a surprise

还有佩妮你也在这

Hey Leonard

嘿莱纳德

Dave was just showing me around the university

戴维刚刚带我在校园里逛了逛

You know this place is unbelievable

你知道么这个地方真是妙不可言

Yeah I know I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half

我当然知道这一年半我一直说要带你来看看

You always said you had yoga

你总是说你要去练瑜伽

I never said that

从没说过

Maybe I heard you wrong

可能我听错了

A lot of words sound like "yoga "

有很多词听起来像瑜伽

This is an amazing woman Leonard

莱纳德这真是一个很奇妙的女人

She has a curious and agile mind

她的思想敏捷而又有求知欲

not to mention being curious and agile in other respects

更不用提她其他敏捷而奇特的方面了

Oh shut up

别说了

Yes please shut up

没错闭嘴吧

So um Dave

那么戴维

don't you think you and I should get back to the lab

我们是不是该回实验室干活了?

You know that dark matter isn't going to detect itself

你知道暗物质是不会去自己发现自己的

Actually I was thinking about taking the afternoon off

我正想下午请个假

so I could work on another experiment with Penny

然后和佩妮做个别的"实验"

Really We're going to do an experiment

我们去做实验?

Uh huh We're going to explore the effects of tequila shots

我们去试试龙舌兰酒

on a gorgeous 22 year old woman

在一个22岁尤物身上会有什么作用

It's not an experiment

那不是实验

You saw what happened last night

再说你昨晚也见到会发生什么了

You ready to go Yeah

走么? 好

Oh can I drive the motorcycle

噢我能骑摩托车吗

Yeah why not

可以啊有什么不行的

You can't do any worse than Leonard

你肯定不会比莱纳德开得还糟的

That's funny

真有趣啊

By the way my leg is killing me

顺便说一句我的腿疼死了

Thanks for asking

谢谢关心

Mmm great news Leonard

大新闻莱纳德

I've solved my Penny gift dilemma

我已经解决了送佩妮礼物的两难困境了

Yippee

我好高兴哦

You see the danger was that I might under or over reciprocate

你想啊我可能会送得过于好或过于寒碜

but I have devised a foolproof plan

但我已经想出了一个很简单的点子

See I will open her gift to me first

我会先打开她给我的礼物

and then excuse myself

接着借故离开

feigning digestive distress

假装消化不良

Then I'll look up the price of her gift online

然后我会上网查她送的礼物的价格

choose the basket closest to that value give it to her

从篮子里选一样价格最接近的东西送给她

and then I'll return the others for a full refund

最后我把剩下来的以全价退回去

Brilliant

真聪明啊

It is isn't it

的确如此

Is it okay if I hide them in your room

我可以把这些东西藏在你房间里吗

The smell makes me nauseated

这气味让我想吐

Do whatever you want

随便你怎么弄啦

Thank you that's very gracious

谢谢你真是太高尚了

Gentlemen

先生们

Why couldn't you have just done what Leonard did

你为什么不做莱纳德才做的事情

and get Penny a new boyfriend

给佩妮介绍个男朋友

My leg is killing me

我的腿疼死了

Thanks for asking

谢谢关心

Okay I have just one question for you

我只有一个问题想问你

While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us

当我很开心的和你在一起的时候

you said that you didn't want

你说你不想和我约会

to go out with me because I was too smart for you

只是因为我对你来说太聪明了

Well news flash lady

那好吧新闻来了女士

David Underhill is ten times smarter than me

戴维·安德希尔比我聪明十倍

You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain

对我来说你得把一个道钉钉进

for me to beat him at checkers

他脑子里我才能在国际跳棋中打败他

Next to him

和他相比

I'm like one of those sign language gorillas

我比较像那些打手语的大猩猩之一

who knows how to ask for grapes

只知道怎么要葡萄

So my question is

所以我的问题是...

What's up with that

我聪明又怎么了啊

Why are you yelling at me

你干嘛对我大吼大叫啊

Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

对不起对不起对不起

Never mind we're cool

别介意我们没事了

Dave is not smarter than you

戴维并没有你聪明

He's an idiot

他是个白痴

Really Why would you say that

真的吗你为什么这么说啊

Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife

因为聪明的人会把他老婆的裸照从手机里删了

off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend

在他打算把他女朋友的裸照存进手机之前

He tried to take nude photos of you

他打算给你拍裸照吗

That's what you took from that

你就听到了这个

The guy is married

这家伙已经结婚了

Oh yeah

噢是的

I'm so Oh that's terrible

对不起那真是太糟糕了

And you if you are so okay

而你如果你和我约会的时候

with the way things are between us

是很开心的

why are you so jealous

你干嘛这么嫉妒啊

Well uh

恩...

The important thing is he's married and that's terrible

重要的是他已经结婚了而且这太糟糕了

Nice save genius

球救得好啊天才啊

Eggnog

蛋酒要吗

Lactose

我不能吃乳糖

It's just rum

里面只有朗姆酒

It stopped being eggnog like half an hour ago

在半小时前里面就已经不是蛋酒了

Smooth

很好喝啊

Smoother than you

比你更味美啊

Come on it's Christmas just give me this one

拜托现在是圣诞节就这么对我啊

Okay Merry Christmas

好吧圣诞快乐

By the way my leg is killing me

顺便提一句我的腿疼死了

Thanks for asking

谢谢关心

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐

How's your leg

你的腿怎么样了

Very good thanks for asking Come on in

很好谢谢关心进来吧

Ah good Penny you're here to exchange gifts

哦真棒佩妮你来和我交换礼物了

You'll be pleased to know

当你知道无论你送什么

I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer

我都有相应的准备着你会很高兴的

Okay here

好的给你

I should note I'm having some digestive distress

我要声明一下我现在有些消化不良

so if I excuse myself abruptly don't be alarmed

所以如果我突然离开一下不要惊异哦

Oh a napkin

噢一条餐巾

Turn it over

把它翻过来

"To Sheldon

送给谢尔顿

"live long and prosper

多福多寿

Leonard Nimoy "

莱纳德·尼莫哀致[《星际迷航》中演员]

Yeah he came into the restaurant

是的他来饭馆

Sorry the napkin's dirty He wiped his mouth with it

很抱歉餐巾脏了他用它擦过嘴了

I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy

我有莱纳德·尼莫哀的DNA了

Well

对啊...

Yeah yeah I guess

是是的我想是这样的

But look he signed it

但是看哪他还在上面签名了

Do you realize what this means

你难道没有意识到这意味着什么吗

All I need is a healthy ovum

我只需要一颗健康的卵子

and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy

我就可以培育出我的莱纳德·尼莫哀了

Okay all I'm giving you is the napkin Sheldon

好吧我给你的只是餐巾而已谢尔顿

Be right back

我马上回来

Here Open it

给你的打开吧

Oh a gift cerficate for motorcycle lessons

噢一份摩托车课程的及格证书

Very thoughtful

真会体贴人啊

Yeah and I checked

是啊而且我查过了

Not letting the bike fall on you

第一课就是不会让你再从车上摔下来

while standing still is lesson one

而且是车还在原地没动的时候

Oh then I think you'll appreciate what I got you

噢那么我想你看到我送你的东西你会很感动的

Okay

好的

"101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids "

献给孩子们的最酷的101个科学实验

You know 'cause you're so into science

你知道吗因为你如此迷恋科学

Sheldon What did you do

谢尔顿你干了什么啊

I know

我知道

It's not enough is it

这些还不够对吗

Here

还有这个

Leonard look Sheldon's hugging me

莱纳德看哪谢尔顿在抱我呢

It's a Saturnalia miracle

这是农神节的奇迹啊