生活大爆炸-S07E16_生活大爆炸

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I'm thinking about growing a goatee

我在考虑留个山羊胡

Oh actually that's a Van Dyke

你那样是范·戴克式胡

范·戴克式胡是指从上唇处连到下巴处的胡子造型

A goatee is just hair on the chin

山羊胡的话就只留下巴处

Oh Wait then what is it if you just have hair up here

等等那如果是只有上面这块的胡须呢

You mean a moustache

你是指笑虎子吗

Moo stache He said it

-"笑虎子" -他那么念啦

Ha ha very funny Make fun of the foreign guy

笑吧笑吧随便取笑外国来的吧

For your information there are four times as many

印度人口可是比美国人口多四倍

Indians as there are Americans so the way we say it is right

所以我们念的才是大众标准

Say what Moo stache

-所以怎么念 -笑虎子[小胡子]

Moo stache He said "Moo stache"

-笑虎子 -他念成笑虎子

Guys you're being childish

你们两个太幼稚了

Yeah she's right You're grown men

她说得没错你们都是大人了

the kind who are perfectly capable

所谓大人就是指

of growing your own moo staches

能留出笑虎子的人

Hey you were funny on purpose good job

你是讲笑话不是无意中被笑干得好

Hi Sorry I'm late I was at an audition

抱歉迟到了我去试镜耽搁了

Oh I'm sorry You'll get 'em next time

-我也很遗憾 -下次会选上的

How about instead of assuming I failed

你们能不要直接认为我失败了

you ask me how it went Sorry

-而是问我结果如何吗 -抱歉

How did it go Just shut up

-那结果如何 -问屁啊

Here you can have your seat

来坐你的位子吧

No no no stay there I'm fine on the floor

不用不用你坐吧我坐地上无所谓的

Have you guys ever thought about getting a dining room table

你们有想过这里搞张餐桌吗

Yeah You actually do have room for one up there

其实那边有位置放张餐桌呢

Oh sure I sit on the floor for years no one cares

行啊我坐地板上几年了也无人心疼

The pretty white girl's there ten seconds

漂亮的白人妞才坐个十秒

and suddenly we're all running to IKEA

大家就要杀到宜家买餐桌了

No one is running anywhere

大家哪也不杀去

We're not getting a dining room table

我们没有要买新餐桌

I know you don't like change

我知道你不喜欢改变

but it's not a terrible idea

但其实这主意不错啊

Yeah you guys never use that space up there

你们那块空间平常也只是闲置

Why not get a table

何不搞张餐桌呢

Do you want the long answer or the short answer

你想要听长答案还是短答案

Hey how come we never get that option

为啥我们平常都没这福利呢

Chaos theory suggests that even in a deterministic system

混沌理论认为即使在一个确定系统中

if the equations describing its behavior are nonlinear

如果描述该系统变化的方程式为非线性的

a tiny change in the initial conditions

那么初始条件最微小的改变

can lead to a cataclysmic and unpredictable result

也可能引起灾难性的无法预计的后果

Translation

翻译一下

Waah I don't want a table

咿呀人家不要新桌桌

第七季第十六集

生活大爆炸

Hey Penny and I are gonna go shop for a dining room table

我要跟佩妮去逛街买新餐桌

You want to come with us

你要一起来吗

You know I'd love to

我当然愿意

but um I'm too busy

可是我现在抽不开身

falling back in love with Windows 98

正忙着再爱Win98一遍呢

Seriously You haven't used this desk in years

你不是吧你都几年没用过这桌子了

The second I want to get rid of it you're up here working

我刚想要把它弄走你就跑回来鼓捣东西

I can't talk right now

我现在没空跟你聊

I have several thousand updates to install

我还得安装几千个更新包呢

Are you really gonna sit here all day

你真要在这赖着一整天吗

Think of me as Arthur Dent in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

把我想成是《银河系漫游指南》中的亚瑟·丹特

lying in front of the bulldozers to protect his home

躺在家的前面阻止房子被推倒

If you'll recall the Vogon fleet blew up the Earth anyway

那你记得渥罡人最后还是把地球全炸了吗

It's a made up story Leonard

这就是本科幻小说莱纳德

I don't even know why you're talking about it

我不懂你聊这个是要干嘛

I'm putting all this stuff in storage

我要把这些东西都放储藏室去

We don't need any of it

全都是没用的东西

You How can you say that

你你怎么能这么说

You show me one thing in here we can live without

哪件是生活中不必要的你指给我看看

Oh hang on

稍等

Check your in box

去你的收件箱看吧

Wait Is this really worth it

别走这么做真值得吗

We've lived together for years

我们同住了这么多年

with nary an argument Huh

从来没有过争执

But we start talking about a table

但现在就为了张桌子

and suddenly we're at each other's throats

我们却突然开始掐架了

"Nary an argument"

"从来没有过争执"吗

"Nary"

"从来"吗

Well that means "not one " or "not any""

"从来"就是指连一次都没有

Maybe instead of a table you should buy a dictionary

你与其买桌子还是买本辞典吧

Well I don't know if I won that

架我是不知道掐赢了没

but at least he's upset

但至少膈应到他了

Check it out

你看

Magic wand TV remote

电视遥控魔杖

Yeah I can control all sorts of stuff

这可以遥控各种东西呢

Did Bernadette think it was cool

伯纳黛特觉得这酷吗

Not when I said "mute" and pointed it at her face

我指着她脸说"静音"的时候肯定不觉得

Oh uh let me try

让我试试

Channelis changeroni

转转节目转

This might be my second favorite brown magic wand

这是我第二爱的棕色魔"棒"了吧

Well that's the last time I play with that

也是我最后一次再玩这东西了

I have to take this

我得去接一下

Hello

您好

Off

关

And on

再开

And the Oprah Network

转到奥普拉女性台

This is so much better than watching TV like a muggle

这比当个麻瓜[凡人]看电视帅太多了

Okay Thank you

好的谢谢

We'll be in touch

我们再保持联系

You're not gonna believe this

你听了一定不敢相信

What's going on

怎么了

Oh Wait

等等

开

And off

再关

What's going on

怎么样了

That was NASA

刚才是太空总署

They want me to go back up to the space station

他们想我回去太空站出任务

Wow What did you tell them

那你怎么回答

I told them I'd be honored

我回答那是我的荣幸

A second trip to space I'll miss you

第二回上太空我会想你的

And I'm gonna miss you too

我也会想念你

I just want you to know I'm happy

我想告诉你我很乐意

to look in on Bernadette while you're gone Thank you

-在你不在的期间替你照看伯纳黛特 -谢谢

And if anything were to happen to you

如果你有什么三长两短

we will name our firstborn son Howard

我和她的第一个儿子会取名霍华德

I'm just kidding

我就开玩笑啦

We'll name him Dalib after my grandfather

他会取我爷爷的名字叫迪利卜

Ooh this one looks nice

这张看起来不错

No Sheldon doesn't like reclaimed wood

谢尔顿不喜欢回收木材质的

Why not

为什么

He's afraid the original owners will come back

他怕原来的主人会回来找他

Yeah Well Sheldon's not here

谢尔顿又不在这里

Well he is here

但他在这里

So unless you want to dig him out

除非你愿意拿

with a bone saw and a melon baller

骨锯和挖球器来帮我挖出来

there's nothing I can do about it

否则我也无能为力

All right sweetie you're paying for this table

宝贝这张桌子出钱的人是你

and it's your apartment too

公寓也是你们共有的

I know but No buts

-我知道但是... -不许说但是

You got to stop letting him boss you around

你不能再让他对你颐指气使了

You're right I mean h he decides what TV shows we watch

有道理每次都是他决定看什么电视节目

what food we eat who my favorite hobbit is

吃什么东西我最喜欢哪个霍比特人

I wanted Frodo but we can't both have Frodo

我最喜欢弗罗多但是他说不能重复

so guess who's stuck with Samwise Gamgee

你猜谁被逼去喜欢小肥仔山姆·詹吉了

《指环王》电影中霍比特人主角弗罗多的佣人与朋友

See Right there You're a grown man

你看活生生的例子你是大人了

you should be able to pick whichever hobbit you want

你有权选择自己最爱的霍比特人是哪个

Wish you wouldn't but one problem at a time

希望你没那么宅但一次解决一问题吧

Y You make a lot of sense

你的话很有道理

I like this table and I'm getting it

我喜欢这张桌子我要买了

Really This one

真的吗这张啊

That one

那张呢

Damn right I like that one

爷他妈要的就是这张了

Good news

有好消息宣布

Someone in this room gets to take a ride on a rocket

这房间里的某人能够"骑火箭升空"哦

Fine Can I at least shower first

好吧我能至少先洗个澡吗

No not that

不是指那方面

Although you already agreed to it so no take backs

但你答应了要骑我"火箭"也不许反悔

What are you talking about

那你本来是指什么

Sit down

先坐下

NASA called

太空总署打来了

The telescope mount I installed

我之前给太空站

on the space station got damaged

装的望远镜架坏了

and they want me to go back up and fix it

他们现在想让我回去修好它

Well what did you say

那你怎么回答

What do you think I I said yes

你觉得呢我当然十分乐意啊

Why do you look surprised

你干嘛看起来一脸惊讶

Well it's just after last time

因为上次之后

I didn't think you'd ever want to go back

我以为你不会再想重回太空

Are you kidding

开什么玩笑

It was the greatest experience of my life Really

-上太空可是我这辈子最棒的体验 -是吗

'Cause I kind of remember a lot of complaining

我怎么记得有人在无穷无尽地抱怨

and wishing for it to be over

哭爹喊娘盼着早日结束

I think you have me confused with

我觉得你说的是不是我

what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower

而是等下洗完澡之后的你吧

Hey all set What do you think

桌子摆好了你觉得怎么样

There's plenty of room for everybody

人人都有座不用挤在一起

a view out the window

吃饭时还能欣赏窗外景色

My spot on the couch has a great view of a window

我在沙发上的专座也能欣赏窗外景色

Sometimes I can see space battles through it

有时我还能看见太空大战呢

It's called a TV

那扇窗就叫电视

Give it a chance Sheldon you might actually like it

试试嘛谢尔顿没准你会喜欢呢

You're absolutely right

你说得很对

Nope

不喜欢

Well you can't say he didn't give it a fair shot

他也算有"好好"试过一回了

So when can we get rid of it

那我们什么时候可以扔掉它

We're not

才不扔呢

What about the roommate agreement

《室友协议》上是怎么规定的

It specifically states

上面明确指出

that any changes in furnishing

凡是家具发生改动

have to be approved by the Furnishing Committee

都必须得经过家具委员会的同意

Which only sits on alternate years

而他们是隔年才开一次会

Yeah and by the way

对了顺便说一句

it sits over there

委员会就坐[开会]这个位置

Come on that is ridiculous She's right

-拜托这规定太扯了吧 -她说得对

a committee that important should meet more often

这么重要的委员会应该经常开会才对

That's not what I'm saying

我不是那个意思

This is the thing about me standing up to him

你是指让我勇敢反抗

and not letting him run my life Yes

-不要让他操控我的人生吗 -对

That

我就那意思

Okay I think we've found the problem here

好吧我知道问题在哪儿了

It's not the table at all

问题根本不在餐桌

It's you Me

-而是在你 -我吗

Well it's always me take one for the team

平时他老怪我这次你就牺牲下吧

I have spent years turning this lump of clay

我花了多年时间把这块烂泥

into an acceptable conduit for my will

按照我的意愿打造成我能接受的室友

and then you came along and reshaped him

然后你出现用你新奇的想法

with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals

和华丽丽的生殖器改造了他

Are you gonna let him talk to me like this

你就让他这么跟我说话吗

"Fancy" sounds like a compliment

"华丽丽"这个词听上去像是夸你啊

Okay I have not tried to change Leonard

好吧我没有要试着改变莱纳德

That's just what happens in relationships

只是恋爱中的人都会这样

Look how much Amy's changed you

瞧瞧你被艾米改变了多少

That's not true Oh please

-才没有呢 -拜托

When I first met you you were incapable

我刚认识你时你根本无法

of touching another human being

跟任何人产生身体接触

Now you're holding hands you're going on dates

现在你会跟人拉手你会跟人约会

you even made out with her on a train

你甚至在火车上跟她接吻

She told you

她居然告诉你了

Of course she told me it's the most interesting thing

她当然告诉我了这是这辈子

that's ever happened to her in her entire life

发生在她身上最有趣的事情

You're too close to it

你是当事人才没意识到

but Amy has had a huge impact on you

但艾米的确对你影响很大

You're right

你说得对

Without realizing it I've allowed that woman

我一直没意识到我默默让那女人

to alter my personality

改变了我的个性

Mm Sheldon you didn't have a personality

谢尔顿你没有个性

you just had some shows you liked

你只是有几个爱看的节目而已

不

No I've changed

不我是改变了

Like the frog who's put in a pot of water

就像一只被放进一锅水的青蛙

that's heated so gradually

水是被慢慢加热的

he doesn't realize he's boiling to death

所以青蛙根本意识不到自己会被煮死

Or you're the frog who's been kissed by a princess

或者你是一只被公主吻了的青蛙

and turned into a prince

最终会变成王子

Or you're just a tall annoying frog

又或者你是一只惹人烦的高个青蛙

Excuse me

失陪一下

I have to break up with my girlfriend

我要去跟我女朋友分手

Oh Sheldon wait No

-谢尔顿等等 -不

You've opened my eyes to the truth

是你们让我看清了真相

Amy has made me a more affectionate

艾米把我变成了一个感情更丰富

open minded person

思想更开明的人

And that stops now

改变到此结束

Well we should call her Yeah mm hmm

-我们应该打给她 -是啊

Amy it's Penny Hey

艾米我是佩妮

Just a little heads up

先给你提个醒

Leonard bought a dining room table

莱纳德买了一张餐桌

Yeah Sheldon's breaking up with you

是的谢尔顿要跟你分手

Amy Amy

艾米艾米

Amy

艾米

I'll get right to the point

我就直截了当地说吧

I think we need to end this relationship so

我觉得我们应该结束这段感情所以

just sign this with your finger and uh

麻烦你用手在这上面签名对了

please don't cry on my iPad

眼泪不要掉到我的iPad上

I didn't get AppleCare

我的机子没保修服务

I'm not surprised you want to end the relationship

我不意外你会想结束我们这段感情

I'm a little surprised you didn't get AppleCare

让我意外的是你居然没买保修

Anyway enjoy your life Where do I sign

总之好好享受你的人生我要在哪里签名

At the bottom I must say

最下面不得不说

I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this

你没有对此大哭大闹我感到很欣慰

Oh I've already moved on

我已经看开了

Besides this breakup has nothing to do with me

再说了这次分手又不是我的错

Wh It doesn't Of course not

-是吗 -当然

This is just Leonard trying to take the focus off

这只是莱纳德故意挑拨我们感情

that dreadful table by sowing discord in our relationship

想把焦点从那张让人讨厌的餐桌转移走

He's manipulating you like he always does

他总是这样把你玩弄于股掌之中

Wait wait now hang on

慢着慢着先别签

You think he manipulates me

你觉得他在操控我思想吗

All the time

向来如此

And he knew that

他肯定知道

as your girlfriend I wasn't gonna stand by

我作为你的女朋友我不会袖手旁观

and let him bring a table into your apartment

让他把那张桌子搬进你的公寓

I mean a table Come on

一张破餐桌有没有搞错啊

It is hideous

那餐桌难看死了

Well thankfully I won't have to see it

谢天谢地我不用看见它

'cause I won't be your girlfriend anymore

因为我再也不是你的女朋友了

Amy Farrah Fowler

艾米·菲拉·福勒

Why yes I would like to take a survey

好的我愿意填写用户问卷

Wait

慢着

You were really gonna stand by me

之前你真的会站在我这边

against the dining room table

跟我一起反对那张餐桌进驻吗

Of course I was

当然啦

Yeah wait

好吧等等

How do I know that you're not manipulating me right now

我怎么知道你现在不是在试图摆布我呢

I think if I were manipulating you

如果我在摆布你

you'd be smart enough to see it

你这么聪明肯定能看出来

How do I know you're not saying that

我怎么知道你这么说

as part of the manipulation

不是你摆布我的其中一步

I think you'd be smart enough to see that too

我觉得你这么聪明也一定能看出来

Okay

好吧

I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time I just had to be sure

抱歉让你难过了我只是想确认一下

It's pretty exciting that NASA

太空总署让霍华德重返太空

wants to send Howard back up

真是超级让人兴奋呀

Yeah exciting

是啊好兴奋啊

Can I ask you something Course

-我能问你个问题吗 -当然

He hated that entire experience

他明明讨厌在太空的整个过程

Does it make me an awful wife

我不支持他重返太空

if I don't think he should do it again

是不是就成了糟糕的妻子啊

Not at all

完全不会

He's forgotten how miserable he was

他只是忘了他在太空的

the entire time he was up there

整个过程有多悲催

It's like me in those moments when I miss India

就像我思念印度的那些时刻

So you'll talk to him Why me

-那你会跟他谈吗 -为什么是我

Well I'm his wife I don't want to ruin it for him

我是他妻子我不想泼他冷水

That's the dynamic

我们之间就是这样啊

I'm the fun one you're the buzzkill

我是开心果你是扫兴鬼

Since when am I the buzzkill

我从什么时候起是扫兴鬼了

Do you think this is cool

你觉得这个酷吗

No I think it's stupid

不我觉得这个很傻

You're right it's great

你说得对这个太酷了

Hello

你们好啊

You guys didn't break up

你们没有分手啊

No Sorry to disappoint you

没有抱歉让你失望了

but Amy pointed out that

但艾米指出来

you were only trying to manipulate me

你只是想操控我

Which you also figured out by yourself

这一点是你自己想明白的

Which I also figured out by myself

这一点是我自己想明白的

Well I'm glad you're still together

我很开心你们依然在一起

Yeah okay you can stop trying

好啦你别再试图

to make this about our relationship

把矛盾点扯到我们的感情上

Which is stronger than ever

我们感情情比金坚

Which is stronger than ever

我们感情情比金坚

This is about you trying to change my environment

这次都怪你试图改变我的生活环境

which was perfect the way it was

而本来的环境就很完美

But it got the way it was through change

但这个完美也是通过改变而来的

The the spot that you love to sit in

这个你喜欢的专座

that no one else can sit in

你不让别人坐的专座

only exists because

之所以存在的唯一原因是

despite your objections I bought this couch

我不顾你的反对买了这个沙发

所以得谢谢我

So explain why that change was bad

所以请你解释下为什么那个改变不好

and this change was good

而这个改变是好的

You don't need to explain yourself to him

你不必向他解释你的想法

I don't need to explain myself to you

我不必向你解释我的想法

You're sick of his nonsense and ready to move in with me

你已经受够了他的废话准备和我同居

Keep the table We don't use that space

破餐桌爱留就留我们不差那点空间

Damn it I got cocky

娘的我太得意忘形了

Hey Bernie I'm home Hello

妮妮我回来了大家好

Hi honey

你好亲爱的

What's going on

出什么事了

Maybe you should have a seat

或许你该先坐下

Um okay

好吧

I know my mom's not dead there'd be balloons

我知道我妈没过世否则就有气球装饰了

First off

首先

know that we all love you and cherish you

你要知道我们都爱你珍惜你

Well I wouldn't Daddy

-我算不上... -老爸

You're great

你很棒

Can I say something Oh of course

-我能说几句吗 -当然

Hey Fruit Loops

你好果麦圈客

Massimino Why are you here

马西米诺你怎么也在

Well I heard you were thinking about

我听说你在考虑

going back up to the space station

重返太空站的事

and as someone who's been there with you

作为和你在上面共事过的战友...

well you know how astronauts need to have the "right stuff"

你知道宇航员必须具备"正确的质素"吧

Sure

当然知道

The stuff you have is wrong

你所具备的质素都是错的

You don't think I did a good job up there

你觉得我在上面的工作并不优秀吗

You did a fine job

你做得还行

It's just you were scared and miserable the whole time

只是整个过程你一直怕得半死悲惨不堪

I think what we're all trying to say is

我想大家想说的是

you don't seem to be remembering

你似乎不记得

how traumatic the experience was for you

这段太空之旅带给了你多大的创伤

L Like how women often forget the pain of childbirth

好比说女人经常会忘记分娩的痛苦

Like a woman Great analogy

好比女人这比喻不错

Fine maybe I was a little scared

好吧也许我当时是有些害怕

You peed in your space suit

你尿在了宇航服里

You're supposed to do that

本来就是该尿在里面啊

Not during the fitting

不是在试穿的时候

Son do I need to remind you what you asked me to do

孩子需要我提醒你上次你升空前

before you went up last time

你求我做什么吗

Hang on That was just me joking around

慢着我那只是开玩笑

You wanted me to shoot you in the foot

你要我冲你的脚开枪

Come on how is that not a joke

这怎么可能不是玩笑啦

"You got to get me out of this Shoot me in the foot "

"你得帮我脱身冲我的脚开枪"

Don't forget all the other astronauts picking on you

别忘了其他宇航员欺负你的事

And how you threw up in zero gravity

还有你在失重环境下吐了

and it floated back in your mouth

呕吐物又飘回到你嘴里

And you threw up again

然后你又吐了

And so on and so on

这过程周而复始

That was funny

那蛮搞笑的

Okay so I wasn't exactly John Glenn up there

我在上面的表现是比不上约翰·格伦[著名宇航员]

but I've changed I'm a different man now

但我改变了我现在不同了

Yeah and I'm a little insulted

你们觉得我不能胜任

that you guys don't think I can handle it

让我有种被羞辱的感觉

You know you're gonna have to go through survival training again

你知道你还得再次通过生存训练吧

Really

是吗

You've got to get me out of this

你得帮我脱身

What do you want me to do You're perfectly healthy

你想要我怎么做你太健康了

Check my blood pressure again

再量下我的血压

I can get it higher just give me a second

我可以让血压升高稍等

Hello Hi Ma How are you

-喂 -妈你好吗

How I am is not dead

老娘还没死呢

But you wouldn't know that

但你不会知道

because you don't love me enough to pick up the phone

因为你根本不爱我电话都懒得打

Go go go

快量快量

For all you know I could have slipped in the tub and drowned

你得知道我有可能在浴缸滑倒摔死

That's what happened to your Aunt Ida

你艾达阿姨就是这么死的

Howard I'm so sorry your blood pressure was off the charts

霍华德真遗憾你的血压这么高

Oh me too I mean the doctor was willing

我也是医生倒是愿意

to fudge the results but

为我捏造健康报告但是

it just seemed so darned dishonest

那太他娘不诚实了

But the mission wouldn't be for at least a year

但离任务开始不是至少还有一年吗

Isn't that enough time to get your blood pressure under

你的血压不是还有足够时间恢复到...

Look my blood pressure's too high okay Drop it

我知道我血压太高别再提这事了

You know my aunt changed her diet

我姨妈改变了饮食习惯

and in a few months she Went to space

-几个月后她... -上了太空吗

I don't think so Now pass the soy sauce

我想不可能吧把酱油递给我

Hey not the green one the red one

不要绿色那瓶要红色的

Sheldon Amy will you please come join us

谢尔顿艾米过来和我们一起吃好吗

Yeah it's fun up here

是啊这里很欢乐

So why are you trying to ruin it

那你为什么要毁了欢乐时光呢

No thanks We're fine

好意心领了我们很好

I mean if you people want to eat at the table

如果你们想在餐桌上吃饭

then that's what you should do

你们就在那里吃吧

I like eating down here

我喜欢在这里吃饭

because this is how we've always done things

因为我们以前一直是这样

But if those days are gone they're gone

如果过去的岁月逝去了那就随风去吧

It just makes me sad

只是让我很伤心

Now I feel bad

现在我也伤心了

Oh don't anthropomorphize him he's got big eyes

别把他当人看他有双无辜大眼

but his feelings are not like ours

但他的情感和我们人类不同

No it just seems silly for us to sit in two groups

不我们分成两组坐看起来好傻

Well it's not silly if you think of that group

如果你把那组的领导人

as being led by a big evil baby

想成是巨型魔婴就不会觉得傻了

Look at Amy down there

看艾米坐在那里的样子

Should we go

我们应该过去吗

Yeah let's go

好吧我们过去

But Penny this was your idea

但是佩妮这原本是你的主意

You said that I should stand up to him

你说我应该奋起和他抗争

Forget it Leonard

算了吧莱纳德

It's over

抗战结束

Fine

好吧

Rajesh

拉杰什

Screw that I sat on the floor for seven years

去死吧我在地板上坐了七年

I'm staying right here

人家要坐在这里

Come on Raj it's not the same without you

来吧拉杰有你感觉才完整

Fine

好吧

But no more making fun of how I say tings

但不许再嘲笑我说的"花"[话]

You mean "tings" like "moo stache"

你说的"花"是指"笑虎子"吗

Well isn't this nice

大家齐聚一堂感觉真好

Sometimes the baby wins

偶尔魔婴也有赢的时候嘛