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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

We conclusively proved super asymmetry

我们确切证实了超不对称性理论

and yet somehow we we still feel like imposters

然而莫名地仍觉得自己是冒名顶替者

Yeah there should be a term for that

应该有形容这种情况的词

Oh for crying out loud there is a term for that

我的老天确实有个词能形容

It's called "imposter syndrome "

就叫做"冒名顶替者综合征"

and you don't have it because you can't have it

但你们没得这种病因为如果真是冒名顶替者

if you are imposters and you are

就不会得这种病而你们的确冒名顶替了

We're the ones who discovered super asymmetry

是我们发现了超不对称性

so if anyone's gonna feel like they have imposter syndrome

所以如果有谁觉得自己得了冒名顶替者综合征

it's us because we're not imposters they are

那也是我们因为我们不是冒名顶替者他们才是

You're imposters and you're frauds

你们是冒名顶替者也是骗子

I think what President Siebert is trying to say is that

我想塞伯特校长的意思是

this is a setback and we should adopt a different strategy

这对得奖起了反效果我们需要想想新方法

I I'm sorry I I just I I snapped

我真的很对不起我就突然理智线断了

Oh you're sorry It's all better then

你说对不起啊情况一下子就变好了呢

Listen up you have shot to win a Nobel Prize

听好了你们有机会赢得诺贝尔奖

and you're blowing it

现在要被你们搞黄了

I think what President Siebert is trying to say

我想塞伯特校长的意思是

is that you have a shot to win a Nobel Prize

你们有机会赢得诺贝尔奖

and you're blowing it

现在要被你们搞黄了

Uh that's exactly what he said

这还是他的原话啊

Yes but I said it in my calming HR voice

是啊但是用我平静的人事部嗓音说的

时至今日

So obviously

我想很明显

I'm really sorry about my outburst

我突然暴怒真的很对不起

Calling you frauds was unacceptable

我叫你们骗子的事情真的很不对

I feel terrible about it

我心里也觉得很抱歉

It has caused her a lot of stress

这事情真的让她很煎熬

She chewed through her night guard

她压力过大磨牙都咬穿保持器了

like it was a piece of jerky

想咬牛肉干似的

What you said was really hurtful

你说的话真的很伤人

especially because I thought we were friends

尤其我一直觉得我们是朋友

Why would you think that

你怎么会这么想

Ouch

伤上加伤了

Ignore them they're just mean people

别理他们他们就是很恶毒

Uh not mean just sorry

不恶毒只是很过意不去罢了

Seem mean are sorry Happens all the time

看似恶毒实则抱歉这事常有

It's okay I talked to my therapist

没事啦我跟我的心理治疗师聊过了

and she made me realize that what you said

她开导我让我理解你的话

was really more about your own insecurities

其实真正反映的是你内心的不安全感

I'm sorry what

不好意思你说什么来着

There you go she's sorry We all heard it Moving on

听到啦她很抱歉在座都听到了向前看吧

Yes obviously

是啊很明显

you're angry at all the attention we're getting

你生气是因为我们的发现令大家把目光

for our discovery and you're lashing out

都聚集在我们身上所以你们发飙了

Well uh technically she lashed out

正确来说是她发飙了

I contained myself which I don't think

我控制好了自己所以我觉得你们

I'm getting enough credit for

没有意识到我表现得有多棒

The point is we should take it as a compliment

重点是我们应该把这当做是赞誉

that even you guys think we will win the Nobel Prize

因为连你们都觉得我们应该赢走诺贝尔奖

Uh no we we certainly do not think that

没有啊我们绝对没这么想

The Nobel Committee will realize

诺贝尔奖委员会绝对会意识到

that we came up with this theory

是我们想出了这个理论

But we proved it

但是我们证明了它

By accident

意外证明

All breakthroughs happen by accident

所有的突破都来自意外

No they don't

才没有呢

Look the Nobel Committee doesn't like infighting

听我说诺贝尔奖委员会不喜欢有争执

so if the four of you don't stop sniping at each other

所以如果你们四个人不停止互相攻击

the award's gonna go to someone else entirely

奖很有可能落入别人手中

He's right

他说得对

You know like it or not we can't avoid each other

无论感觉爽不爽我们都抬头不见低头见

Let's at least try to be civil

大家试着和平相处吧

Agreed

同意

You know when you think about it

其实如果我们仔细想想

we're linked together the same way that super asymmetry

我们几个人的连结就像是超不对称性

links together every atom in the universe ‭Hmm

把宇宙中所有的原子都连结起来一样

That's not what it does at all

完全不是这样好吗

Well that's the great thing about science

这就是科学的伟大之处

We all get to have our own opinions

我们都可以有自己的想法

I'm still not talking That's impressive right

我还是忍住没出声是不是超棒啊

You No no no no Your money's no good here

你不不不不这单不能让你付

Well I'm glad that we hashed all that out

我很高兴我们能求同存异

and moving forward may the best team win

希望接下来最强的组合获胜吧

I couldn't agree more

太同意你的说法了

We're the best team

我们才是最强的组合

Greg Pemberton you old so and so

格雷戈·彭伯顿好久不见你个老混蛋

Very good to see you

很高兴见到你啦

Uh let me introduce you to my colleague Dr Campbell

我给你介绍我的同事坎贝尔博士

Uh Kevin this is Barry Kripke We went to college together

凯文这是巴里·克里普奇我们是大学同学

Great to meet you Well you have my number

很高兴又见到你啦你有我手机号

We should hit up the buffet at the strip club

趁你来这里有空我们一起去

while you're in town

脱衣舞厅里吃顿自助餐啊

Nothing beats a lap dance and a baked potato bar huh

天下最爽的就是大腿舞加烤土豆吧了

You can come too

你也可以一起来啊

That's a hard pass

我严正拒绝

I'll walk you out

我送你们

Good to see you Barry

再会啦巴里

You're the best

你最牛逼啦

God I hate that guy

天啊我恨死那家伙了

That's strange you seem quite fond of him

奇怪了你看起来跟他很要好啊

I was only being polite Pemberton is a grade A weasel

客套罢了彭伯顿就是个顶级贼逼

How do I know you're not just being polite

那我怎么知道你说很高兴看到我时

when you say it's nice to see me

是真心还是假客套啊

I have literally never said that to you

我从来没这么跟你说过

Why do you say he's a weasel

你为什么说他是个贼逼啊

Pemberton's whole M O

彭伯顿的套路

was to take other people's ideas and turn them in as his own

就是剽窃别人的想法再拿来当自己的

That's exactly what he's doing to us

他正是这么对我们的

I'm not surprised I heard the only work he did on his thesis

不意外我听说他的论文中他唯一做的一件事

was googling "Where can I buy a thesis "

就是上网搜"哪里可以买论文"

Well plagiarism is a pretty serious charge Are you sure

剽窃是挺严重的罪你确定吗

You want proof I can make some calls

你想要证据吗我可以打电话找人啊

You'd do that for us

你愿意为我们这么做吗

I really don't want to see that guy win a Nobel

我真的不想看到那家伙赢诺贝尔奖

I also don't want to see you win a Nobel

但我也不想看到你赢诺贝尔奖

Ooh this is tricky

糟糕这下难了

I don't know Barry It sounds a little sleazy

我不知道了巴里这招感觉挺贱的

Well let me know if you change your mind

如果你们改变心意了再找我吧

Sleazy is where I thrive

吾乃天下第一"贱"客

So I was talking to my mom

我跟我妈聊了

about our Pemberton and Campbell situation

彭伯顿和坎贝尔的事情

Really What'd she say

真的吗她怎么说

Apparently Old Testament God would bring down his wrath

貌似旧约的神会对他们降下雷霆怒火

on them for being deceitful

来惩戒他们欺诈的行为

but New Testament God would forgive them

但新约的神会原谅他们

So couldn't we just bring down our wrath

那我们不能对他们降下雷霆怒火

and ask the New Testament God to forgive us

然后再请求新约的神原谅我们吗

You know I asked her that very question ‭ And

-你知道我也问了我妈同样的问题吗 -然后呢

She said I was full of California sass

她说我满嘴加州的狗屁

Oh good you're all here Uh we're wrestling

太好了你们都在我们在纠结

with an ethical question and perhaps you could help

一个道德上的问题或许你们能帮忙

Sure what's up ‭Yeah ‭Fire away

-行啊怎么了 -对啊说吧

If we have damaging and embarrassing information about someone

如果我们手握某人的各种黑料

should we keep it to ourselves or expose them

我们应该将其烂在肚子里还是公之于众

Quick question Does it happen to do with online tastes

先问一下是某人在网上的偏好

that might or might not reflect their real life tastes

与他在现实生活中的偏好不见得一样有关吗

I know all about your tall girl website

我知道你看了那些高妹"网站"

It goes on our credit card

扣款都扣到我们信用卡上了

It's Dr Pemberton

是彭伯顿博士的黑料

Kripke says he plagiarized his thesis

彭伯顿博士说他当初论文是剽窃来的

and that he can prove it

而且他还能证实这件事

Wow Well that's not gonna sit well with the Nobel Committee

这在诺贝尔奖委员会面前可不好看

Hang on I don't think it's fair to use something

等等我觉得用某些人以前在学校时做的事

someone did in school against them

来攻击他们这样不太好吧

Relax he said it's not you

放轻松都说了不是说你

I don't know If someone's a cheater

是吗我觉得如果某人是骗子

they should be held accountable no matter how long ago it was

那无论是多久以前做的都应该被人戳脊梁骨

Okay now you just sound crazy

你这样说的就有点太神经病了吧

So you really think they should do this

所以你真的觉得他们应该用这招吗

It wouldn't just knock Pemberton

这不止会把彭伯顿

out of Nobel contention it would blow up his whole career

退出诺贝尔奖还会把他的事业一次炸没

To that I say kaboom

那我要说嘣炸

No I meant it's a bad thing

不我是说这样不好

No no I agree with Bernadette

不不我同意博纳黛特

If Pemberton cheated

如果彭伯顿作弊了

maybe he shouldn't have a career in the first place

也许他就不配拥有自己的事业

There's plenty of people that didn't plagiarize

世界上还有好多人没有剽窃呢

And a few of us who did but it's only 'cause

当然也有少部分人这么做过全是因为

The Scarlet Letter was so boring

《红字》这本书太枯燥了

是作者纳撒尼尔霍桑的代表作

1850年代出版的一部有历史背景的小说

Aw I love The Scarlet Letter

我很喜欢《红字》呢

Th That's where I got my taste for bad girls

我就是受那本书的影响开始迷恋坏女孩的

Ugh why is this decision so hard

这事怎么会如此难抉择

Maybe because you want to win

也许是因为你虽然想赢

but deep down you know it's not the honorable way to do it

但内心深处你知道这样做有失荣誉

Otherwise you would've done it already

否则你早就义无反顾地去做了

That's really wise

这话听起来很有道理

Yes but it may just be the Indian accent

没错不过也可能只是印度口音给它加分了

Do you think by not exposing Pemberton

你觉得不揭发彭伯顿这件事

we're doing the right thing

我们做得对吗

Of course

当然

Unless you think we're not doing the right thing

除非你觉得我们做得不对

Why would you think that I don't think

你为什么会觉得我不认为

we're doing the right thing

我们做对了呢

You might think that if good people hold themselves

你可能会想如果好人总是坚持

to unrealistically high ethical standards

不切实际的高道德标准

then they might lose out to their unscrupulous competitors

他们可能会输给不择手段的竞争对手

Is that what you think

你是这么想的吗

才怪

No I just thought if you thought we weren't

我是想如果你觉得我们

doing the right thing that's why you might think that

做得不对那么你的依据可能是这个

Well if I did think that

如果我的确这么想

you might point out that people who claim

你可能会指出

it's okay to do bad things to win

那些为了赢而做坏事的人也是坏人

are bad people no matter what they tell themselves

哪怕他们找了多冠冕堂皇的理由

And I'd be right to point that out

而我指出的这一点是非常正确的

Because you're a good person

因为你是个非常好的人

I love talking to you

我好爱和你聊天

It's like talking to me but with a girl voice

就像和自己自问自答不过是用女孩的声音

I'm just saying Sheldon and Amy deserve to win

我只是说这个奖是谢尔顿和艾米应得的

and sometimes that means doing what you got to do

而这表示有时会需要做一些必须做的事

Don't you think it's better to take the high road

你不觉得当个堂堂正正的君子更好吗

Yeah and instead of guns

没错军队也不该配枪

armies should carry candy canes that shoot wishes

换成可以发射心愿的糖果拐杖风味更佳哦

So what's the worst thing you've ever done

所以你为了得到自己想要的东西

to get something you wanted

做过最坏的事是什么

I'm not gonna tell you that

我才不会告诉你呢

Oh come on I'll tell you mine

别这样我也把我的事讲给你听

Right 'cause yours is gonna be

对对对因为你的事肯定

as bad as mine Okay

能跟我的一样坏吗行

Come on just tell me

拜托就告诉我吧

Okay fine

好吧

When we first met there was another waitress

我们刚认识时还有另一个起司蛋糕工厂的

at The Cheesecake Factory who thought you were cute

女服务员觉得你很可爱

so I told her you had all the hepatitises A through Z

所以我告诉她你患有各种各样的肝炎从A型到Z型

There aren't 26 hepatitises

肝炎没有26种类型

Well if she was smart enough to know that

没错如果她够聪明想到这一点

she wouldn't still be working at a Cheesecake Factory

她也不会还在奶酪蛋糕工厂工作了

Oh she still works there Who was it

她还在那里工作吗是哪一个啊

Why does it matter

这有什么关系吗

You're right it doesn't matter 'cause I got the best one

你说得对这事无关紧要因为我找到了最好的那个

Was it Susan

是苏珊吗

Why Because she's tall

干嘛因为她个子高吗

Good night

晚安

Can't believe it

真不敢相信

Sheldon loves telling on people when they break the rules

明明谢尔顿最喜欢在别人违规时告状了

Yeah well maybe he's changed

对也许他改变了

He hasn't changed Last week when the vending machine

他改变个屁上周自动售货机

gave me two bags of chips he called my mom

给我掉下来2袋薯片他打电话给我妈了

Well that didn't ruin your life

这也没有毁掉你的生活啊

Well it ruined my day

但他毁了我的一天

I had to talk to my mom who by the way

我不得不给我妈通电话随便一提

is is polyamorous now so that's fun to think about

她现在是多角恋者了想想就开心

Look I'm proud of Sheldon and Amy

我挺为谢尔顿和艾米自豪的

You know They want to win this thing on their own merits

他们想凭自己的实力赢得这场比赛

not by knocking out the competition

而不是在对手背后插刀

Yeah but what if they don't win

但如果他们没能赢呢

Uh Pemberton and Campbell have done an amazing job

彭伯顿和坎贝尔已经成功地

of associating their names with super asymmetry

把他们的名字和超不对称性联系起来了

They have all the momentum right now

他们现在势头正劲

I don't like the idea of them losing either

我也不愿意看他们输

but this is their decision to make not ours

但这是他们的选择不是我们的

Maybe it is ours

也许这是我们的选择

What do you mean

你什么意思

Well I if Sheldon and Amy don't want to expose Pemberton

谢尔顿和艾米不想曝光彭伯顿

that doesn't mean someone else can't do it for them

并不代表其他人不可以替他们做吧

They'd never have to know

他们不需要知道这件事

Really You'd do that

真的吗你会做这种事吗

They deserve the Nobel

他们理应获得诺贝尔奖

I'm not gonna let two frauds steal it from them

我可不会让两个骗子从他们手上夺走这份荣誉

And if that means getting my hands dirty so be it

如果这会让我弄脏自己的手那就弄脏吧

What's so funny

你笑什么

Just realized I've never actually seen your hands dirty

刚意识到我还从没见过你弄脏自己的手呢

All right Hofstadter here's all the proof you need

好吧霍夫斯塔特这就是你要的证据

Great thanks Just remember

-很好谢了 -要记住

once you take this envelope there's no turning back

你拿走这个信封就没有回头路了

What if I look at it and decide not to use it

万一我打开看了以后决定不用它呢

I had not considered that

我没想到这个做法

Got to hand it to you

真是不得不服你

you got a real talent for making things boring

你可真是把事情搞无聊界的一把手啊

Thanks

谢了

Hey look at that you did it again

你看你又来了

Hi Leonard

你好莱纳德

What Nothing

什么没什么啊

You okay

你还好吧

Uh no you are

不不你好

So guess what There was a waitress

你知道吗起司蛋糕工厂里

at The Cheesecake Factory back in the day

曾经有个女服务员

who kind of had a thing for me

对我有好感

Other than Bernadette That does not sound right

博纳黛特之外的人吗这听起来不可能呀

Honest to God

对天发誓

Oh well who was it

那么是谁

It doesn't even matter I'm happily married

这无关紧要我的婚姻很幸福

The point is women plural find me appealing

关键点是女人 "们" 觉得我有魅力

Okay Okay well well let's see

好吧好吧我们想想看吧

Okay We we know it wasn't Penny

我们知道这不可能是佩妮

we know it wasn't Susan ‭ Wait

-也不可能是苏珊 -等等

How do we know it wasn't Susan

我们怎么知道不是苏珊呢

Uh because she had a type

因为她有某种喜欢的类型

What type

什么类型

Don't make me say it

别逼我说出来

Are you saying I'm not a handsome guy

你是说我不是帅哥型吗

See It's mean right

你看这话说出来很刻薄对吧

Hold on as we've established

等一下我们刚才已经确定

a minimum of two women think I'm attractive

至少有两个女人认为我有吸引力

Uh yeah you're right it was totally Susan

好吧你是对的绝对就是苏珊

I didn't say it was her I said it could've been

我没说一定是她我是说有这种可能

It could've been anybody Marta Gina Annalise

也有可能是其他人玛塔金娜安娜丽斯...

It's a little creepy that you remember all their names

你还能记住她们的名字有点让人发毛啊

Not just their names

不光是她们的名字

The cars they drove the color of their eyes

她们开的车她们眼睛的颜色

and whether or not they had boyfriends

还有她们是否有男友

Your husband was acting kind of weird today

你老公今天可有点奇怪呀

You sure you're not thinking about your husband

你确定你说的不是你老公吗

No He was acting all sketchy

不他今天慌里慌张的

Almost like he was guilty or something

就像他做了错事还是怎么样

Oh Well that doesn't mean anything

这不代表什么

I mean Leonard has resting guilt face

我是说莱纳德天生就有一张愧疚的脸

Yeah it's it's like "What are you guilty about Leonard "

是啊就像"莱纳德你做错了什么吗"

"Nothing " "Well then tell it to your face "

"什么也没做啊" "把这话说给你的脸听吧"

Are you okay

你还好吧

I'm so okay yeah

我没事呀

Then why are you acting guilty now

你怎么也表现得想做错事了一样

Okay look Leonard knows

好吧听我说莱纳德知道

that you and Sheldon decided to take the high road

你和谢尔顿决定当君子

so he went to Kripke for you

所以他为了你们去找了克里普奇

But that just means you didn't do anything wrong

但这只代表你们没做错什么

and now you don't risk losing to those idiots

现在你们不会输给那些白痴了

Why did you tell me

你为什么告诉我

Now that I know I'm implicated

现在我知道了就牵连其中了

But you wanted me to

但这是你要我说的

I also wanted you to be my jester

我也要你扮成宫廷小丑

at the Renaissance Fair but that didn't happen

陪我去文艺复兴园游会不也没发生吗

I wanted to be a princess

人家想扮成公主

There was only one princess and it was me

只有一个公主那就是我

Fine I'm sorry I told you

好抱歉告诉你了

And I forgive you

我原谅你

'Cause that's what a princess would do

公主就是这么大度

Kudos on the meatballs

肉丸做得不错

They're nice and round

又美又圆

Thanks ‭

谢谢

They're much better than those prolate spheroids

比你以前做成扁长球柱体

you used to pass off as balls

就当成是球体的版本强多了

Okay

好

Are you all right You seem distracted

你还好吗看起来心不在焉

Yeah sorry I'm just trying to figure something out

抱歉我在想些事情

Is it what to get me for our anniversary

是在想结婚周年送我什么礼物吗

'Cause I'll give you a hint it's already

给你一个提示我已经放在

in my Amazon basket Just click "Buy now "

网购购物车里了你点击马上购买就行

I filled out the gift card for you

我都帮你勾上礼券了

Apparently I'm the light of your life

显然我照亮了你的生活

Sheldon if someone were gonna do something

谢尔顿如果有人为你

ethically murky on your behalf

做了道德上不光彩的事

would you rather know about it

你是想知道

or not know about it to retain your innocence

还是不想知道以保持你的清白

Well now that I know there's a thing to know I have to know

现在我知道有事我就必须知道

Can't help myself I'm a fact addict

情不自禁我对事实上瘾

That's not a real thing

根本没这种病

And that's a fact

而这就是个事实

Leonard I know what you're planning to do

莱纳德我知道你想做什么

and I said I didn't want to do it

我说过我不想那么做

What You told him

什么你告诉他了

Well you told me

你也告诉我了

Yeah that's that's probably where you heard it

你估计是从我这里听说的

You're not doing anything wrong

你没做任何错事

That's the point I'm doing it

这才是重点是我去做

Yeah but it's still wrong

但这依然是错的

Well so is you and Amy not getting

你和艾米没有因为你们的发现

the recognition for your discovery

而得到赞誉也是不对的

And if that means I have to do something shady

如果这表示需要我来耍阴招

so you don't have to I'm okay with that

好让你们保持清白之身我没意见

But we're not

但我们有意见

I mean it's sweet that you want to help but we don't want you

你想帮忙我们很感动但我们不希望你

compromising your integrity for us

为了我们破坏你的正直

Wait what really

慢着真的吗

I thought we were just worried about looking bad

我以为我们只担心面子上不好看

It could be both

都有可能

Okay

好吧

But I'm gonna go with my reason Yours is too complicated

但我要坚持我的理由你的太复杂

Listen I did something kind of stupid today

听着我今天做了件傻事

Okay

好

I went to The Cheesecake Factory

我去了芝士工厂

to try to figure out who that waitress was

想知道是哪位服务员

Howie Don't worry I didn't find out

-华仔 -别担心我没查出来

because I realized I didn't even care

因为我发现我根本不在乎

W While I was there I started asking myself

我在那里的时候问自己

"Why does this mean anything to me "

"为什么这会对我有任何意义"

And I guess the truth is it was all about my vanity

我想事实是我的虚荣心作祟

And why should I need to be validated by another woman

全世界最好的女人爱上我了

liking me when the best woman in the world already loves me

我为什么还需要用另一个女人的喜欢来证明自己

And I just wanted you to know that

我只想你知道这一点

The restaurant manager already called

餐厅经理已经打来电话了

You really creeped a lot of people out

很多人都被你恶心到起鸡皮疙瘩了

And I regret that

我很后悔

Because the only woman I want to creep out

因为我唯一想弄出鸡皮疙瘩的女人

is the mother of my children

是我孩子他妈

Well you're off to a good start

那你在这件事上起了个不错的头啊

Thank you for meeting us

感谢你们见我们

No problem

不客气

We never say no when someone wants to buy us lunch

有人想请我们吃午餐我们向来不会拒绝

We didn't say we were going to buy you lunch

我们没说会请你们吃午餐

Really Apologies go down easier

真的吗配合免费的火鸡三明治

with free turkey club sandwiches

道歉更容易被接受

This isn't another apology

我们不是再次道歉

There's something we have to give you

我们有东西要给你

Yes

是

Uh we have proof that you plagiarized your thesis

我们有你剽窃论文的证据

It's why we invited you to this lunch

所以邀请你们来吃午餐

We invited them

是我们邀请的

That's the confusion over who's paying

谁买单的确令人困惑

Hold on are you blackmailing us

慢着你们在威胁我吗

No the opposite

不正相反

We're blackmailing you

我们威胁你吗

How are you up for a Nobel

你怎么能成为诺贝尔奖的候选人啊

We're giving you this

我们把这个给你

so that no one can use it against you

这样没人可以利用它来对付你

because we want to win on our own merits

我们想凭我们的成绩赢

not by tearing you down

而不是靠整垮你来赢

So it's true You really did this

这是真的你真的这样做了

It was years ago and I was going through

那是多年前的事我当时经历了一段

a very hard time ‭What hard time

-困难时期 -什么困难时期

I had to write a thesis and I wasn't smart enough to do it

我必须写论文但没聪明到可以写出来

You realize my name is attached to yours

你明白我们俩同坐一条船吧

If this gets out it ruins me too

如果这事泄露出去我也完了

It's not gonna get out

不会泄露出去的

You know what Linda was right

知道吗琳达说得对

You're always looking for shortcuts

你总是喜欢找捷径

When did you talk to my ex wife

你什么时候和我前妻谈过

She's not your ex wife

她不是你的前妻

You keep dragging your feet on those papers

你一直拖延文件不签字

Well I'm trying to get the lake house

我想把湖边小屋抢过来

You're not getting the lake house

你不会得到湖边小屋

You're never getting the lake house

你永远别想得到湖边小屋

She picked it out she decorated it

那是她选的她装修的

The lake house is hers

湖边小屋是她的

What is going on here

现在什么情况

I'm in love with Linda

我爱上了琳达

You son of a bitch

你这个混蛋

That was my iced tea

那是我的冰茶

Dr Cooper Dr Fowler

库珀博士福勒博士

Just the guy I want to see

正是我要找的男人

Are you drunk

你喝醉了吗

I was and then I still was

我之前醉了然后之前还醉的

And now I still was

而现在还之前醉的

Okay can we help you

有事需要帮忙吗

Pemberton is out

彭伯顿出局了

Someone published all the information

有人公开了他剽窃的

about his plagiarism

所有资料

It was me

是我干的

Someone else told Fermilab and he lost his job

还有人告诉了费米实验室他失业了

Also me

也是我

And someone is sleeping with his ex wife and it's not me

而有人在睡他的前妻不是我

I thought it was

我还以为是你呢

Not anymore Apparently just because I'm better

不再是了虽然我强过她的老公

than her husband doesn't mean I'm as good as her contractor

但这不代表我强过她的承包商

Women

女人啊

I think you ‭need to go

你还是走吧

No wait Hear me out

等等听我说

Look the three of us could team up

我们三个可以组队

There's one small catch

不过有个小问题

Dr Pemberton has been saying a lot of bad stuff about me But don't worry

彭伯顿博士说了我很多坏话但别担心

I couldn't possibly have done any of it

绝对不是我对他下的黑手

because I was with you guys the whole time

因为我一直都跟你们在一起啊

I did it

是我做的

Frankly I don't know what Linda ever saw in either of them

说真的我不知道琳达看上他们两人哪一点