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Water Demon
水魔王
Ice Dragon
冰龙
Lesser Warlord of Ka'a
卡哈战神
Not so fast
慢着
Infinite Sheldon
无敌谢尔顿
Infinite Sheldon
无敌谢尔顿
Yes Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards
是的 "无敌谢尔顿"能击败其他所有牌
and does not violate the rule against homemade cards
而且没有违背自制卡牌的规则
because I made it at work
因为这规则是我在工作时发明的
Do you understand why people don't want to play with you
你明白为何别人都不想跟你一起玩吗
No
不明白
Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool
虽然我从幼儿园开始就一直被问这个问题
Hey your copy of Science Magazine was in my mailbox
你的《科学》杂志寄到了我的邮箱里
Oh thanks Mm hmm
哦 谢了
Check it out all about planets this month
看啊 这期讲的都是关于星球的内容
That's an atom
这是颗原子
Agree to disagree
各抒己见嘛
That's what I love about science
这就是我喜爱科学的原因
There's no one right answer
因为总没有正确的答案
So
那么...
You and Zack again huh
你和扎克又在一起了吗
Yeah yeah me and Zack again
是啊 我和扎克又在一起了
Were we here earlier
我俩之前来过吗
Okay we should we should go
好吧 我看我们还是走吧
Ah not yet
等下
I want to talk science with the science dudes
我还想和这帮捣腾科学的小子聊聊科学呢
Oh and the science dudes want to talk science with you
好棒哦 科学小子们要和你聊科学了
What do you want to talk about
你想聊点啥呢
rocks dinosaurs our friend the beaver
岩石 恐龙还是我们的好朋友海狸呢
You know I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel
我在探索频道看过件妙事
Turns out that if you kill a starfish
原来海星一旦被杀
it'll just come back to life
它会立刻复活
Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts
那海星没穿拳击短裤吧
Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon
也许你看的是尼克频道[儿童频道]
No I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel
不 我比较确定看的是探索频道
It was a great show
那是个不错的节目
They also said dolphins might be smarter than people
节目还说海豚可能比人还聪明
They might be smarter than some people
海豚可能比某些人聪明
Maybe we can do an experiment to find out
也许我们可以做个试验看看
That's easy enough
这很容易
We'd need a large tank of water a hoop to jump through
我们找一缸水 找个海豚能穿过去的铁圈
and a bucket of whatever bite sized treats you find tasty
再找一桶你喜欢吃的饵料就行了
I don't get it
我没听懂
A dolphin might
海豚可能懂
Oh I see
我明白了
You guys are inferring that I'm stupid
你们是说我傻是吧
That's not correct
你这就错了
We were implying it
我们是在暗喻
You then inferred it
是你自己说出来的
Let's go
我们走
You know for a group of guys
有这样一群人
who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied
一辈子可能都会被别人羞辱欺负着
you can be real jerks
你们就是那羞辱人的混蛋
Shame on all of you
为你们感到羞耻
What the hell did I do
我什么都没做过啊
You laughed
你笑了
Do you think Penny's right
你们也认同佩妮的说法吗
Were we bullying Zack
我们刚才是在欺负扎克吗
No I know bullying
不 我知道什么叫欺负
He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants free
他刚才走得很淡定 内裤也好端端地在屁股上呢
And nobody drew a penis on his forehead
而且也没人把鸡鸡画到他额头上啊
That happened to you
有人画到过你额头上吗
First day of cricket camp
我去板球训练营的第一天
They drew it so the testicles were my eyes
他们就是想拿我的俩眼睛当蛋蛋
I don't know I think we might owe the guy an apology
我觉得我们还是得跟那家伙道个歉
So go apologize Why me
-那你去道歉呗 -为什么是我去
You started it we just piled on
你开的头 我们只是附和罢了
What would I even say
那我该怎么说
Zack I'm sorry you're stupid
扎克 很抱歉 你太蠢了
Have a Milk Dud
吃点奶球吧
A Milk Dud
奶球
Yeah Milk Duds with their self deprecating name
是的 凭借奶球这自嘲的名字
and remarkably mild flavor
外加温和的口味
are the most apologetic of the boxed candies
是盒装糖果里最能表达歉意的
I got a better idea
我有个好主意
We're all responsible
这事儿我们都有责任
I say we all go
所以都该去道歉
Come on who's with me
拜托 谁跟我一起去一下呢
Free comic books to anyone who comes with me
跟我去的我赠送漫画书 谁想去一下呢
I might get punched You really want to miss that
我可能会被海扁一顿 你们不想看看吗
Junior Mints are pretty apologetic
薄荷糖也挺有道歉味道的
You're embarrassing yourself
你这是在自取其辱
Penny
佩妮
What Yeah we came to talk to Zack Hey Zack
-什么事 -我们想跟扎克说两句 扎克你还好吗
What do you want
你们想怎么样
Listen the stuff we were saying before
我们之前说的那些
we were just kidding around
只不过是跟你开玩笑来着
No you weren't
才不是呢
You were making fun of me
你们刚才在嘲讽我
Come on that's what we do
拜托 我们经常这样的
We give each other a hard time
互相找不痛快
Hey Sheldon
喂 谢尔顿
you look like a praying mantis
你长得像在祈祷的螳螂
That's very hurtful
你这话太伤人了
See
看到了吧
I don't know it still wasn't very nice
我不知道 还是觉得很不爽
Milk Dud
奶球要吗
Oh I love Milk Duds
爱死奶球了
Okay we're cool
好了 咱们和好了
Junior Mints
还说薄荷糖吗
You guys want to come in and have a beer
你们想进来喝杯啤酒吗
Uh we're on our way to the comic book store
我们正打算去漫画书店呢
Leonard's buying
莱纳德请客哦
Really
真的吗
I haven't been to a comic book store
我有整整一百万年
in literally a million years
没去过漫画书店了
Literally
真的吗
Literally a million years
是字面上理解的一百万年吗
Don't
打住
You want to go with 'em No
-你想和他们一起去吗 -不想
Okay see you later Wait
-哦 那就回见了 -等等
w w w wait you're ditching me to go look at comic books
等等 你为了去漫画书店就丢下我吗
Are you mad at me
你生我气了吗
I'm not happy
我不高兴了
Milk Dud
奶球要吗
Wow this place is awesome
哇 这地方太赞了
Where do they keep the Archies
阿奇的漫画一般在哪儿
(美国著名漫画出版商)
In the bedrooms of ten year old girls where they belong
在十岁小姑娘的卧室里 在那儿才对
Oh no you're thinking old school Archie
你说的那是老阿奇漫画
It's much more sophisticated now
现在已经成熟多了
Like there's two universes
比如说 有两个宇宙
and Archie's married to Betty in one
阿奇在一个宇宙去了贝蒂
and Veronica in the other
在另一个娶了维罗妮卡
(出自阿奇《New Look》系列第三期)
Midge is even breaking up with Moose
米吉甚至和慕思分手了
No
不会吧
About time right
早该改了 对吧
Hey You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard
你们终于合伙雇了位保镖啦
Uh no Oh this is Zack
不是 这位是扎克
He's a friend of ours
只是朋友而已
Zack this is Stuart
扎克 这位是斯图尔特
He owns the store
这儿的老板
Wow lucky you
哇 好福气啊
Yeah I work 70 hours a week
是啊 我每周上70小时的班
and average $1 65 an hour
平均每小时赚一块六毛五
Sweet
很赞啊
Is that sarcasm
他这是讽刺我吗
No it's an indictment of the American education system
非也 他是在控诉无能的美国教育系统
The Archies are over here
阿奇漫画都在那边呢
Yippee
好滴
So are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume party
你们几位来不来我的新年化装派对啊
Of course
当然来啊
We're coming as the Justice League of America
我们要组成美国正义联盟
(美国DC漫画公司创作的超级英雄团队)
Switching it up from last year
阵容安排得换一下
when we came as the Justice League of America
不能和去年的重复了
To that point
你这么一提
it occurs to me that we might have an opportunity
让我忽然想起来 我们今年很有可能
to finally snare Best Group Costume
最终赢得最佳团体服饰奖
if we shore up our weak link
只要我们加强了当初的短板
which is clearly Leonard as Superman
显然也就是莱纳德扮的超人
Hey I got new boots this year
喂 我今年新买了靴子好吧
Guaranteed to add three inches
保证能增高三英寸
That's sad
真可悲
Let's ask ourselves
请扪心自问
Is there anyone we know
我们认识的人中有哪位
who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton
能扮好更爷们更合适的氪星之子[即超人]呢
Than Leonard in high heeled boots
比穿高跟靴的莱纳德更爷们吗
Howard's mother in high heeled boots
跟穿高跟靴的霍华德老妈呢
I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there
我想到了那边那位
moving his lips as he enjoys the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica
念念有词欣赏最新《贝蒂和维罗妮卡》的先生
Zack
扎克吗
He is the only person we know with actual muscles
他是我们认识的 唯一有真正肌肉的人
You can't replace me with Zack
你们不能让扎克代替我
Why not Penny did it
为啥不行 佩妮不就这么做了
Yeah she seems happier
对啊 她好像比以前更开心了
Why wouldn't we be
为啥我们不行
Score
爽啊
I got an Archie Betty and Veronica
我找到了《高中生阿奇》 《贝蒂和维罗妮卡》
and a Jughead
还有《笨瓜》这册
All set for my weekend number twos
我的周末完美了
Congratulations
恭喜恭喜
Zack how would you like to be Superman
扎克 你觉得当超人感觉如何
I don't kow Sounds like a lot of responsibility
不知道诶 听起来责任重大啊
Fine If Zack's gonna be Superman
好吧 如果扎克当超人的话
I want to be Green Lantern
那我就要当绿灯侠
But I'm Green Lantern
可我才是绿灯侠啊
You can be Aquaman
你可以去当水行侠嘛
I don't want to be Aquaman
我才不想当水行侠呢
He sucks
太衰了
He sucks underwater
在水下都衰得不行
He sucks fish pee
还得喝鱼尿
Excuse me
容我插句嘴
I believe Aquaman uses his telepathic powers
我觉得水行侠会用他的通灵术
to request the fish do their business elsewhere
让鱼儿们上别处撒尿去
Hey babe
嗨 宝贝
I'm still mad at you
我还在生你的气
Well you won't be when you hear the great news
等听到这个天大的喜讯 你就不会生气了
What great news
什么天大的喜讯
We're going to a costume party
我们在新年夜要去参加
at the comic book store on New Year's Eve
漫画店的化装派对
and you get to be Wonder Woman
而你将扮成神奇女侠
Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth
还有防弹手镯和真理套索
Invisible plane sold separately
隐形飞机单独零售
Wait why me
慢着 为什么是我
Wh Why can't your girlfriend be Wonder Woman
为什么不找你女友做神奇女侠
She and her lab team are under quarantine
她们实验室的人正在隔离中
Seems at the Christmas party they were doing Jell O shots
貌似她们圣诞派对时用了
out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever
装黄热病毒的培养皿做果冻杯
Okay what about your friend Amy
好吧 那你朋友艾米呢
Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes
艾米·菲拉·福勒不会接受COSPLAY的
She isn't the free spirit I am
她没我这么思想开放
Okay well forget it
好吧 别妄想了
I'm not spending my New Year's Eve
我可不想在新年夜
at a comic book store wearing a Wonder Woman costume
扮成神奇女侠在漫画店度过
He says he'll wear it if you'll be Aquaman
他说要是你当水行侠 他愿意当神奇女侠
What are you doing
你在做啥子
We're going to be late
我们要迟到了
I'm pacing nervously
我在紧张地踱步
You're jogging
你这是在慢跑
This is how the Flash paces
闪电侠就这么踱步的
Just chill out Sheldon
淡定点 谢尔顿
I'm not Sheldon I'm the Flash
我不是谢尔顿 我是闪电侠
And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon
现在我要去大峡谷吼叫
to scream in frustration
发泄我心中的沮丧
I'm back
我回来了
I'm Batman
蝙蝠侠来也
Oh I hardly think so
坑爹呢你
The real caped crusader calls his crime fighting cohorts
真正的蝙蝠侠要是迟到
when he's running late
会打电话通知战友的
I had to walk
我是走路过来的
I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter
拉杰上不了我的小摩托车后座
I've said this before and I'll say it again
我说过无数次了 但我还是要说
Aquaman sucks
水行侠太衰了
Look up in the sky It's a bird It's a plane
仰望天空 那是只鸟 是架飞机
I forget the rest
后面的我忘了
(后面那句应该是"那是超人")
All right Let's get this thing over with
好吧 我们早死早超生吧
I'm sorry
不好意思
But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde
哪儿来的金发神奇女侠啊
Relax No one's going to be looking at her hair
龟毛个啥 谁会盯着她的头发看啊
Ow
痛啊
I mean
应该是
ow
可恶
Hold on The costume came with a black wig Where is it babe
等等 那套服装里的黑色假发呢 宝贝儿
No I'm not wearing it It looks stupid
我才不要戴那个 看着逊毙了
Come on We're trying to win a contest here
拜托 我们可是要去比赛争冠军
Forget it I'm not wearing the wig
想也别想 反正我不戴假发
Penny there's no "I" In "Justice League "
佩妮 正义联盟里没有"小我"之说
(事实上 Justice里有个"i" = =|||)
Well actually
其实...
Don't He's making our case
闭嘴 他在为我们说话呢
Okay babe Uh
好吧 宝贝儿
Kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends
你让我在朋友面前有些难堪
Okay You know what
得了 告诉你
I changed my mind I'm not going
我改主意了 我不去了
Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman
看来神奇女侠要换人咯
Babe open up
宝贝 开门
I'm not talking to you
我不和你说话
Then who are you talking to
那你现在在和谁说话
Babe
宝贝
Penny Penny Penny Penny Penny Penny Penny
佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮
What the hell is wrong with you
你到底有什么毛病
I'm the Flash
我是闪电侠
I just knocked 30 000 times
我刚敲了三万次门
Okay What do you want Sheldon
得 你要干嘛 谢尔顿
I understand why you're upset
我明白你为什么不开心
Really
是吗
Yes
是的
You're afraid that costume makes you look fat
你担心这个装扮会让你显胖
No
不是
Wh What
怎么...
Does it
很显胖吗
Don't worry
不用担心
Wonder Woman was an Amazon
神奇女侠是亚马逊人
And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals
亚马逊的女孩子都很高大健壮
Good bye Sheldon
滚吧 谢尔顿
But they're not blonde so put on your wig
但她们不是金发 快把假发戴上
Hello
听到吗
Stupid Aquaman
傻逼水行侠
If it makes you feel any better
不知道这样算不算安慰
when I was dating Penny
我以前和佩妮交往时
she used to flip out on me all the time
她也一直会生我的气
Whoa You dated Penny
啥 你和佩妮约会过
She didn't tell you
她都没和你说吗
She told me she dated a guy named Leonard
她说和个叫莱纳德的人交往过
Who would have thought it was you
谁会想到那就是你
Who else would it be
那还能是谁
I don't know Somebody bigger and
我也不知道 某个更壮的...
Yeah sure Why not you
可不是 显然是你嘛
I may have failed
我也许失败了
Okay I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman
好吧 那我们只能不带神奇女侠去了
I don't want to go without Penny
佩妮不去我也不去
Oh great No Superman no Wonder Woman
太好了 没有超人 没有神奇女侠
All we've got is a skinny Flash
就只有瘦骨嶙峋的闪电侠
an Indian Aquaman
印度水行侠
a nearsighted Green Lantern
近视的绿灯侠
and a teeny tiny Dark Knight
还有个袖珍型的蝙蝠侠
Obviously we're no longer a Justice League
显然 这不能再称为正义联盟
(指《The Muppet Show》[《大青蛙布偶秀》])
We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes
没办法了 只能换布偶装了
Ooh I call Kermit
我要当科米蛙
斯库特是跑腿 剧场主人的侄子
(科米蛙是该秀的导演和支持
I'm Kermit U're Scooter
我才是科米蛙 你当斯库特
Oh man Scooter sucks
不要 斯库特太衰了
He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies
他就是《大青蛙布偶秀》里的水行侠
No we can still make this work
不 不到最后不能放弃
Leonard you talk to Penny
莱纳德 你去找佩妮谈
What makes you think I can convince her
你为啥觉得我能说服她
You got her to have sex with you
你都让她跟你上床了
Obviously your superpower is brainwashing
很明显 你的超能力就是给人洗脑
Okay let me see if I understand this
好吧 看我这么说对不对
You want me to convince my ex girlfriend
你想让我去说服我前女友
to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend
去跟她的新男友一起参加化装派对
just so we can win a stupid prize
就为了让我们赢那个愚蠢的奖吗
Yes And make her wear the black wig Good luck
对 记得让她戴上黑假发 好运
Go away Sheldon
走开 谢尔顿
It's Leonard
我是莱纳德
Go away Leonard
走开 莱纳德
Come on let me just talk to you
拜托 让我跟你谈谈
It's open
门开着呢
I'm not going to that party Leonard
我不会去那派对的 莱纳德
Okay listen You don't have to wear the wig
听我说 你不必戴那假发
At this party we're gonna win first prize
只要能带个女生去那派对
just by showing up with a girl
我们就等于不战而胜了
It's not the wig
不是假发的问题
Did I do something
那是因为我吗
I mean I tried to be friends with Zack
我想跟扎克交个朋友
like you said which believe me was difficult
相信我 那对我并不容易
given how you and me used to be
鉴于你我之前...
you know "You and me " And now you and him are "You and him "
之前是我们 现在你和他在一起了
Okay look We're not really "Me and him "
其实 我们并没真正在一起
Then what are you
那你俩这算什么
I don't know
我不知道
I only started seeing Zack again
我之所以重新跟扎克约会
so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve
只因为我不想独自度过新年夜
How pathetic is that
多可悲啊
Not as pathetic as dressing up like this
没有穿成这个样子
and going to a comic book store on New Year's Eve
新年夜去漫画书店度过可悲
You make a cute Green Arrow
你扮成绿箭侠很可爱
Green Lantern
这是绿灯侠
Like there's a difference
又没什么区别
There's a big difference
有很大区别
Arrow
射箭是这样的
Lantern
提灯是这样的
Whatever Look if Zack and I had just gone
随便吧 要是我和扎克去一个
to a regular club or a party it would have been fine
普通的夜店或派对 那就没问题
but this with the costumes and you
但让我扮成这样 还有你...
What about me
我怎么了
Nothing
没什么
Let's go to the party
我们去派对吧
How do I look
我看起来怎样
I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl there
我保证你会是派对上最靓的女孩
Okay the good news is we have a Wonder Woman
好了 好消息是 我们有神奇女侠了
Oh Yes
太好了
What's the bad news
坏消息呢
Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight
超人今晚不会有"性福"了
Aw damn
该死
And the award for best group costume goes to
获得最佳服装奖的组合是...
Justice League of America
美国正义联盟...
Number Three
三号队
Thank you Thank you so much
谢谢 非常感谢
Okay Okay ten seconds to midnight
好了 倒数十秒到新年
Ten nine eight
十 九 八
No wait
不 等等
I have a speech
我还得发言呢
Seven six Stop counting
-七 六... -别数了
Five four three This is my moment dag nab it
-五 四 三... -这一时刻应该属于我
Two one
二 一
Happy New Year
新年快乐
I'm not going to say another word
除非你们安静下来
until you people settle down
不然我是不会再说话了
I'm waiting
我等着呢
That was a great party
这派对真棒
We should dress like this all the time
我们真该一直这样穿
Are you high
你嗑药了吗
You're being a bully
现在是你在欺负他了
Check it out
快看
Those guys are breaking into that car
那些人在砸车窗偷东西
What should we do
我们该怎么办
We're the Justice League of America
我们是美国正义联盟
There's only one thing we can do
唯一能做的事
Turn around and slowly walk away
就是转身默默走开
Nah
算了
Hold up
等等我
Look I know our winter thermostat setting
我知道冬天恒温器要设定在
is 72 degrees but I'm a little warm
华氏72度[约22摄氏度] 但我有点热
so I'm going to turn it down
所以我调低点啊
帕萨迪纳[加州]
大峡谷国家公园[亚利桑那州]
Good Lord how you frustrate me Leonard Hofstadter
天哪 你太让我失望了 莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
Fine
好吧