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Okay fine

好吧行

Hi how was the screening

你回来啦电影看得怎么样

Oh Sheldon invoked Rosa Parks

谢尔顿搬出罗莎·帕克斯

因为拒绝公车司机要求黑人给白人让座的要求而被捕

黑人民权女运动者

to make somebody who cut the line feel bad

来让某个插队的人感到愧疚

but only the white people felt bad

结果只让在场白人感到愧疚

Ugh I should've never bought him that coloring book

我就不该给他买那本

that explains Black History Month

解释黑人历史月的着色本

以表示对非裔黑人历史的尊重与贡献

美国每年2月是黑人历史月

How'd it go with my mother

你跟我妈处得怎么样

Uh you know it started a little rocky

一开始有些不顺

but I think we got to a good place

但我们现在已经处得挺好

Well done

真棒

Yeah and when I dropped her off at the hotel

我送她到酒店的时候

she even gave me a hug

她还给了我一个拥抱

Did she think you were choking or

她以为你噎到要施行海姆立克法吗

I'm sorry that's great

我抬杠呢很棒啊

Thank you for spending time with her

谢谢你花时间陪她

No problem

小事一桩

Um so listen

对了

I don't know if you have any plans next weekend

我不知道你接下来这周末有何安排

but I kind of promised your mom

但我答应了你母亲

we'd have another wedding ceremony

我们会再办个婚礼

so she could attend this time

好让她这次能出席

Wait we're gonna get married again

等等我们要再结一次婚吗

Yeah kind of but now we can invite our friends and family

算吧但这次我们就能邀请亲朋好友来啦

Seems like a lot of trouble for a hug

这一个拥抱代价有点大吧

Come on it'll be fun

别这样会很有意思

and you know your mom was genuinely hurt

而且你妈妈也真的很伤心

we didn't invite her to the first one

我们第一次婚礼没邀请她去

Look in our defense

我得为我们辩解下

it was kind of a spur of the moment thing

我们当时是一时兴起才去结婚的

and also we don't like her

而且我们不喜欢她啊

Leonard come on she's your mom

莱纳德她可是你妈妈

If we can do something to make her happy

如果我们能做件事讨她开心

why wouldn't we

那为什么不做

I just said why

我才说过理由啊

we don't like her

我们不喜欢她

Hey look then forget about her

那好那别想着是为了她

let's do it for us

就当是为了我们自己

We could keep it small and informal

办一个简单又不会太隆重的就行

This time we can invite our families

这次我们能邀请自己的家人

Is your brother out of prison

你哥哥出狱了吗

Thanks to overcrowding yeah

对啊监狱人满为患提早获释

I'd love it if my dad could come

我爸要是来就好了

Oh you have to invite him

我们可以邀请他啊

I haven't seen him since the divorce

他们离婚后我就没见过他了

Oh he's like a different man

他整个人都不一样了

He stopped twitching

人不抽抽了

and I think he grew an inch and a half

他好像还长高了4公分呢

Well then it's settled

那就这么定啦

God So funny

天啊真有意思

I never thought my second marriage would be to you

从来没想到我的二婚对象会是你

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第二十四集[本季终]

Okay so it's not a legal ceremony

不是什么有法律效力的婚礼

it's just a chance for us to redo our vows

只是一个我们重说婚誓

so everyone can be part of it

好让大家能在一旁观礼的机会

So there's no maid of honor

所以不会有伴娘

不会

But if I were to say wear a purple satin dress

但如果我那天要穿鸡心领的

with a sweetheart neckline and stand near you

紫色绸缎小礼服而且站在你旁边

you wouldn't be able to stop me right

你也没办法阻止我对吧

I don't see how I could

你要这样我也没招啊

Then I graciously accept

那我就却之不恭了

Who's going to officiate

婚礼由谁来主持呢

I was kind of hoping you would

我还希望由你主持呢

Wait now I'm just some lousy maid of honor

等等所以我只是没啥鸟用的伴娘吗

Hey good news I just got off the phone with my mother

好消息我刚跟我妈说完电话

She is coming to the wedding

她会出席这场婚礼

Okay wait

好等等

you're inviting people to our wedding

你在邀请人来参加我们的婚礼吗

Yes I'm inviting people to our wedding

对啊我在邀请人来参加"我们"的婚礼

Yeah I've already asked

我已经邀请了

Stephen Hawking and Robert Downey Jr

史蒂芬·霍金教授与小罗伯特·唐尼

And now don't get your hopes up 'cause he's pretty busy

还有一个人你们期望别太高他很忙

but Erno Rubik

是厄爾諾·魯比克

Who's Erno Rubik

他是谁啊

Seriously

不是吧

He invented the Rubik's Cube

魯比克的方块[魔方]就是他发明的

but why would you invite him to our wedding

但你为什么要邀请他来我们的婚礼

Because despite his fame and fortune

因为尽管他名利尽收

he strikes me as a lonely man

但我感觉到他是很寂寞的人

Well it's very sweet of you

你真的很贴心

to go to all this trouble for Leonard's mother

为了莱纳德的妈妈这么费心费力

Yeah I'm also doing it for Leonard

我也是为了莱纳德

I think this could really help their relationship

我觉得这应该能改善他们的关系

How dare you invite your father without consulting me

请你老子不用先问过老娘的吗

Sorry but I don't think I need your permission

对不起但是我不觉得邀请我爸

to have my father at my wedding

来参加我的婚礼需要经过你的同意

You do understand our marriage ended

你知道我跟他婚姻破碎是因为

because he had an affair

他外遇了吧

I know and there's no excuse for that

我知道这事万般不应该

He claimed I was cold emasculating

他说我冷血伤他男性自尊

and hadn't shown him any physical affection for years

多年来对他未曾表达过任何肉体上的亲近

I was wrong there's three excuses for that

我错了万般不应该中有三个应该

Oh my God

天啊

It's working

成功了

You sure

你确定吗

Look

你看

The system is maintaining its own stability

系统能维持自己的稳定性

the quantum vortex apparatus is now controlling the orientation

量子涡旋装置现在在自控方向

You're right

真的呢

You realize what this means

你知道这意味着什么吗

I do

我知道

It's proof of concept

这就是概念的验证

We've got a workable guidance system

我们做出了切实可行的导向系统

Congratulations

恭喜你

Thanks

谢谢你

Hey I just got an e mail from the U S Air Force

我收到了美国空军发来的电邮

Open it

打开看看

"We request a meeting at your earliest convenience

"我们希望能尽早跟您见面

regarding your quantum guidance system

谈谈你的量子导向系统

provisional patent 62/295118 "

临时专利编号是62/295118"

That's weird

奇了怪了

Is there a window around here we don't know about

这里面有我们不知道的暗窗吗

I'm sure it's just a coincidence

我觉得应该只是巧合吧

Yeah of course

当然啦

What else could it be

不然还能是为什么

Boy do I love America

妈呀我真是爱死美国啦

Thank you for picking me up

谢谢你来接我

Oh you're welcome

不客气

I was speaking to your young lady

我是在对你的伴说

My pleasure Mrs Cooper

这是我的荣幸库珀女士

Oh please call me Mary

叫我玛丽就好了

Okay Mary

好吧玛丽

You know that doesn't work for me

这我听了不太舒服

let's stay with Mrs Cooper

还是就叫库珀女士吧

Sheldon don't be silly

谢尔顿别犯傻

Wait what

怎么了

That's what I called you till I got to know you better

我跟你不熟之前也是这么叫你的啊

It was so nice of Leonard and Penny to invite me

莱纳德跟佩妮还邀请我真是太好了

Well actually I

其实呢是我...

It sure was

绝对是啊

I've always had a special place in my heart for Leonard

莱纳德在我心里也很特别

Taking care of my baby all these years

他这些年来一直照顾着我的宝贝

Excuse me

不好意思

I take care of him

是我照顾他好吗

Sure you do

你说是就是啦

So who else is coming to this shindig

还有谁要来参加这典礼啊

Oh well the usual gang

就我们那群人

Penny's family is coming tomorrow

佩妮的家人明天来

Yeah and Leonard's mother's already here

莱纳德的母亲已经到了

Oh Beverly

贝弗莉啊

How nice

真"好"

You've met her right

你们见过对吧

Yes I have

是的见过

Mother she's an atheist not a vampire

妈她是无神论者又不是吸血鬼

Either way let's stop and get some garlic

无论哪种身份麻烦停下车我要买大蒜驱邪

So Mary how have you been

玛丽你最近过得如何

Well thank you so much for asking

多谢关心

I've been well and you

我过得很好你呢

Very good Good

-非常好 -那就好

I don't know what we were worried about

我不知道我们有什么好担心的

they're getting along great

她们俩相处得十分融洽

Sheldon tells me your husband's coming

谢尔顿告诉我你的丈夫也会来

My ex husband

是我的前夫

Oh I'm so sorry

真遗憾

Don't be All right

-不必 -那行

Whew chilly

气氛降至冰点

I think I can see my breath

冷得都能看见我呼出来的气了

We can hear you

我们听得见哦

Sorry Sorry

-抱歉 -抱歉

I can't believe I was so naive

我真是好傻好天真

The military is just gonna

军方肯定会

take over the whole project

拿走整个项目

And you know what happens if we object

如果我们拒绝后果不用想都知道

We disappear

我们会"被消失"

Like off the map

彻底人间蒸发

Like every American Idol winner since season four

就像《美国偶像》第四季之后的每一位冠军[都不红]

Come on Howard you're overreacting

拜托霍华德你反应过度了

Am I

是吗

Am I

是这样吗

Wha what do you want to bet some black ops guy

要不要打个赌某个秘密行动组的家伙

is reprinting my high school yearbook

正在重印我的高中毕业纪念册

and I'm no longer in it

而新版本已经没我了

That chess club picture is now

那张象棋俱乐部合照

just David Zimmerman and Elaine Cho

现在就剩大卫·齐默尔曼和伊莱恩·周了

Okay look I'm on the Air Force Web site

听着我打开了空军的官网

and the department that e mailed you

发邮件给你的那个部门

is in charge of acquisitions

是专门负责收购的

So maybe they just want to give you a lot of money for your invention

或许他们只是想花大钱买你的发明

Oh please that's not how it works

拜托事情肯定不是这样子

You saw E T Avatar Jurassic World

你也看过《E.T.》《阿凡达》《侏罗纪世界》吧

The military just shows up and takes over

军方就是跑来接管一切的恶霸

You do realize those weren't documentaries right

你应该知道那些都不是纪录片吧

I'm sorry you find this funny

不好意思你觉得很好笑吗

No I was just thinking about Jurassic World

不啊我只是在回味《侏罗纪世界》

Boy that was terrible

那真是部烂片

Oh we have to use the stairs

我们得走楼梯

When are they gonna fix your elevator

电梯什么时候能修好

Uh I don't any day now

我不知道随时吧

Well the stairs are fine

走楼梯也行

Besides your mother is up there

再说了你妈就在楼上

Maybe I'll have a heart attack

或许我走着走着心脏病发

and not have to see her

就不用见她了

Hey I I know things are a little rough

我知道你和老妈的关系

with you and Mom

有点僵

but I'm really glad you're here

但我真的很高兴你能来

Me too

我也是

I should have never had that angioplasty

我真不应该做血管修复术

because I feel fine

因为完全没有要病发的样子

Penny's really looking forward to seeing you

佩妮很期待能见到你

Ah she's a sweetie

她是个可人儿

You got a good one there Leonard

你娶了一个好老婆莱纳德

Thanks Dad

多谢爸爸

How the hell did you do that

你是怎么娶到好老婆的啊

Isn't this nice

真是和乐融融啊

Hey we're here

我们到了

Alfred

阿尔弗雷德

Thank you for coming

感谢你能来

Well happy to be here

很高兴能来

And congratulations Thank you

-恭喜你们 -谢谢

Dad you remember Sheldon

爸爸这是谢尔顿

Dr Hofstadter

霍夫斯塔德博士

Dr Cooper

库珀博士

This is Sheldon's mother Mary

这是谢尔顿的母亲玛丽

How do you do

你好

Nice to meet you

很高兴见到你

And his girlfriend Amy

这是他的女朋友艾米

A pleasure

你好

And of course Mom

当然还有我妈

Hello my hateful shrew

你好可憎的悍妇

Hello to you you wrinkled old bastard

你也好皱巴巴的老王八蛋

All right now I'm starting to sense a little tension

好吧现在我能感觉到气氛有点紧张了

All right you two don't start

行了你们俩不要开吵

Penny and I are throwing this second wedding for your benefit

我和佩妮是为了你们才再办一次婚礼

Can you please not ruin it

拜托不要毁了它好吗

Of course I'm sorry

当然很抱歉

Oh look at that you can apologize

瞧瞧原来你会道歉啊

Mom

妈

I'm sorry

抱歉

You know the Bible says forgiveness

《圣经》说宽恕...

Mom

妈

I'm sorry

抱歉

Uh who's hungry

饿了吧

We have a reservation at the best restaurant in town

我们在城里最棒的餐厅订了位哦

It only got three and a half stars on Yelp

那餐厅在点评网上只有三颗半星

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I'm not sorry That's true

我不觉得抱歉我说的是事实

I don't know what to do

我不知道该怎么办

It's the Air Force

对方可是美国空军

I mean should I respond to their e mail

我是该回复这封邮件

Ignore it

还是置之不理

You can't ignore it

你不能置之不理

It's not that postcard that says it's time to go back to the dentist

这又不是牙医发来让你回去做检查的贺卡

Guys come on

小哥俩走吧

We're meeting everyone for dinner

我们约了大家吃饭呢

One sec I'm just afraid if I respond

稍等我就怕万一我回复了

then they'll know I got it

他们就知道我的项目成功了

Oh dude

伙计

The minute you opened that e mail

你点开邮件的那一刻

they knew you got it

他们就知道你成功了

I mean they're probably looking at you

没准他们现在就通过

through the camera right now

电脑的摄像头监视你呢

Oh damn

我勒个去

I love America

我爱美国哟

Are you done with this nonsense

你们闹够了没有

It's not nonsense

这不是闹着玩的

This is how the U S Military works

美国军方就是这么办事儿的

Oh if it's even the U S Military

就算是美国军方好了

It could be foreign military pretending to be American

那也可以是假装成美方的外国军方势力

You're right We turn our guidance system over to them

你说得对我们一旦把导向系统给了他们

next thing we know they're using it against us

他们会立即拿来对付美国

I also love the enemies of America

我也爱美国的敌人们哟

Penny I hope the example of my failed marriage

佩妮希望我和莱纳德父亲的

to Leonard's father doesn't discourage you

失败婚姻并没有让你

from the commitment you've made to one another

对你俩的婚姻失去信心

Oh of course not

当然不会

Although Alfred and I had a lot more going for us than you two

不过我和阿尔弗雷德的感情比你们的深厚

Mom please save something for the toast

妈多留几句"好话"祝酒时说吧

So Alfred what is it that you do for a living

阿尔弗雷德你是做什么的

Oh I'm an anthropologist

我是一名人类学家

I study ancient peoples and cultures

我研究古人和古文化

My goodness so all the way back to the Flood

老天就是史前大洪水之前的一切吗

也就是诺亚方舟故事的由来

《圣经》中记载了挪亚时代发生的全球大洪水

Don't laugh she wasn't joking

别笑她刚不是开玩笑

Play with your phone

玩你的手机别多事

Well on that note

关于这一点

there are many cultures that have an apocalyptic flood

在很多不同国家的文化中他们的神话里

as part of their mythology

都有过末日大洪水的记载

I don't have a mythology

我不信神话

I have the unerring Word of God

我只信永远正确的上帝之话

But that's very interesting

但你说的非常有意思

I I didn't mean to disparage your faith

我没有看不起你的信仰的意思

Actually I admire it

其实我挺欣赏的

Really Yes

-真的吗 -当然

Yes I'm an agnostic myself

我自己是不可知论者

but I have prayed many times to God

但我曾祷告过很多次祈求上帝

to turn my wife into a pillar of salt

将我妻子变成一根盐柱

《圣经》里的典故上帝将一个人的妻子变成盐柱

Well He came close

也算接近了吧

Turned her into a giant block of ice

把她变成一块大冰块

Howard there must be someone at the university

霍华德大学里肯定可以找到

you can go to for help

能帮你的人吧

Are you kidding

开什么玩笑

They're probably the ones who leaked it

没准就是他们先把消息

to the military in the first place

透漏给军方的

What about the guy on the Channel Four News

那第四台新闻里那哥们呢

You know "Four on Your Side"

总说"第四与你同一阵线"

Maybe he can be on your side

也许他也可以来你的阵线

I'm being harassed by the government

我是被政府骚扰

not trying to get to the bottom of a dog walking scam

不是想弄清诈骗骗局真相

Oh stop

够了

You know what's really happening

你知道真相是什么吗

All the movies you've watched

所有你看过的电影

the TV shows the comic books

电视剧漫画书

they've completely twisted your thinking

将你的想法彻底扭曲了

No one's after you no one's listening to you

没人在追查你没人在监听你

no one cares about you

根本没人在乎你

I'd like to think

我还是希望

the "Four on Your Side" guy cares about me

"第四与你同一阵线"那哥们是在乎我的

You know Beverly I know you and Alfred

贝弗莉我知道你和阿尔弗雷德

have your differences but if you think about it

有你们的分歧但其实你想一下

if you hadn't married him there'd be no Leonard

如果你没嫁给他就不会有莱纳德了

So that's good right

所以也是好事对不对

Yeah

对吧

Is that Howard in front of us

前面是霍华德吗

Oh maybe

好像是

Get closer

跟上他们

Oh God

天啊

I think someone's following us

好像有人跟踪我们

You're being ridiculous

你在自己脑补

I'm not being ridiculous he's right on my tail

真不是我脑补他就跟在后面

Uh turn left here and see if he turns with us

在这左转看他们会不会跟着转

Well why is he turning here

他为什么在这转弯

The restaurant's the other way

饭店在另一边

I don't know

不知道

He uses that traffic app Maybe there's an accident

他有用一款路况软件可能前头出车祸了吧

Oh so follow him

那跟他走吧

Oh no

不好

I told you

我就说吧

It's probably just a coincidence

可能只是巧合而已

Speed up a little see if he stays with you

加点速看他会不会跟上来

Well go faster

你快点开

You're losing him

要跟丢了

What is his hurry

他怎么那么急

You know what flash your lights

这样你闪一下车灯

Let him know it's you

让他知道是你

He's flashing his lights

他在闪灯

What's that mean

那是什么意思

I I think he wants us to pull over

他好像想让我们靠边停

Do not pull over

不许靠边停

I'm not raising this baby alone

我才不要当单亲妈妈

Hang on

坐稳了

So after your husband passed

你丈夫去世以后

you never remarried

你没有再嫁吗

No just focused on work and the church

没有全情投入在工作和教堂上了

Ah And what do you do

你是做什么工作的

I work at the church

在教堂工作

Well they're lucky to have you

有你在是他们三生有幸

Well thank you

谢谢

You're welcome

不客气

Do you realize what's happening here

你看出来是怎么回事了吗

Yeah I do

当然了

They're filling up on bread and ruining their meal

他们面包吃太多一会该吃不下饭了

What took you guys so long

你们怎么那么晚

Oh we were following Howard but for some reason

我们本来跟着霍华德来着但不知道怎么

he turned off his headlights and went up a one way street

他把车灯关掉逆着单行道走了

So what did we miss

你们聊什么了

Oh just Mary and I getting to know each other a little

不过是我和玛丽彼此了解一下

Leonard your father is just charming

莱纳德你父亲真是讨人喜欢

He's also broke

他还破产了

Did he mention that

他没有告诉你吗

Okay Mom you sit over there

好的妈你去那边坐

And I'm gonna call Bernadette and see what's keeping them

我给伯纳黛特打电话问问怎么这么久

If I'd known you were broke

我要是早知道你破产了

I wouldn't have made a big deal about the bread

就不会那么在意你多吃面包了

Hey Penny

佩妮

What are you talking about

你说什么呢

Oh that was you

刚刚那是你啊

Long story

说来话长

Why don't you go ahead and eat

你们先吃吧

We're gonna be a while

我们恐怕还要一会儿呢

I'm telling you I'm not on drugs

我跟你说我没嗑药

The government's out to get me

是政府要抓我

Now one of the more exciting things to be found recently

最近一个比较有趣的新发现

is that Neanderthals

就是尼安德塔人[穴居人]

and Homosapiens frequently mated with each other

与智人[现代人类祖先] 常会与彼此交配

Well that certainly explains

这下我就明白

my marriage to Sheldon's father

为什么我会嫁给谢尔顿的父亲了

That's funny because my father was not a very clever man

非常好笑因为我父亲不是特别聪明的人

I'd be lost without you

没有你"我什么都听不懂了"

Uh I would like to propose a toast

我想邀大家举杯

to my wife and bride to be

敬我的妻子兼准新娘

See that's funny because

你看这句好笑的点在...

Back to your phone

玩你手机去

Penny

佩妮

I've always known I loved you

我爱你这点毋庸置疑

but this last year has shown me

但过去的这一年让我意识到

that I also love being married to you

我也爱上了活在围城里的感觉

Thank you for saying yes

谢谢你愿意嫁给我

Oh thanks for asking until I did

谢谢你始终没放弃

Hear hear

说得好

Cheers

干杯

I uh I would also like to make a toast

我也想举杯

Leonard

莱纳德

I am so happy that you have found a woman

我很高兴看到你找到了一位

who loves and cares for you

爱你又关心你的女人

What the hell is that supposed to mean

你什么意思给老娘讲清楚

Why don't you take a pill

你该吃药了

Like you did before sex

就像你上床之前那样吗

What I really needed was a blindfold

其实当时我最想要的是眼罩

All right everyone

好了各位

calm down

冷静点

Let's all remember what it says in the Bible

我们想想《圣经》里是怎么说的

"He who is slow to anger

"不轻易发怒的

is better than the mighty "

胜过勇士"

Oh dear woman can you please read another book

你这女人能看看别的书吗

When God writes one I will

只要上帝出新作我就追

Um if if we want to order the souffle

如果谁想点舒芙蕾吃

we might want to get on that

现在可以点了

Leonard if you don't mind I I think I'm a little tired

莱纳德希望你别介意我有些累了

I'm gonna call it a night

今晚就到这里吧

Sure Dad

当然不介意爸爸

I'm a little tuckered out myself

我也有些累坏了

so I will see you all in the morning

各位明早见

Would you like to share a cab

愿意跟我一起打车吗

That would be fine

当然好

Where are you staying

你在哪住

I'm at the Westin

威斯汀酒店

Oh so am I

我也是

Can I interest you in a nightcap

能请你喝杯睡前酒吗

I think that you could

当然可以

What is happening there

那是怎么回事

I think it's pretty obvious

我觉得再明显不过了

They don't want dessert 'cause they filled up on bread

他们不想吃甜点因为吃了一肚子面包

She's still not answering

她还是不接

My father's not texting me back

我爸也没回信息

'Cause they both turned their phones off

因为他们都关机了啊

I don't like this at all

我一点都不喜欢这样

I don't like it either

我也不喜欢

Really

真的吗

'Cause I love it

可我爱死了