佩妮请伦纳德帮她签收新运到的家具,当伦纳德和谢尔顿将家具搬到佩妮公寓后,谢尔顿看到佩妮的房间杂乱不堪,十分不爽,便趁夜晚佩妮睡觉时用备用钥匙闯入佩妮家连夜给佩妮整理房间。佩妮发现后觉得自己被侵犯,便表示不再跟他们来往,谢尔顿的道歉反而雪上加霜。最后还是伦纳德亲自道歉才解决了这一问题。

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Here we go pad thai no peanuts
给 泰国炒面 不加花生
But does it have peanut oil
里面有花生油吗
I'm not sure
我不太清楚
Everyone keep an eye on howard in case he starts to swell up
大家都盯着点霍华德以防他肿起来
Since it's not bee season you can have my epinephrine
既然现在没蜜蜂出没 你可以用我的肾上腺素
are there any chopsticks no need this is thai food
-有筷子吗 -不需要 这是泰国菜
Here we go
开始了
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century
泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子
Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth
有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里
They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth
而是用叉子来把食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里
Ask him for a napkin I dare you
跟他要个餐巾 我量你也不敢
I'll get it
我去开
Do I look puffy I feel puffy
我脸肿了吗 我觉得我脸肿了
hey leonard oh hi penny
-嘿 里奥纳德 -嘿 潘妮
am I interrupting no
-我有打扰吗 -没有
you're not swelling howard
霍华德 你没肿
Look at my fingers they're like vienna sausages
看看我的手指 他们看起来象维也纳香肠
sounds like you have company they're not going anywhere
-听起来你好象有客人 -他们总在
So you're coming home from work that's great how was work
你下班了 太好了 工作怎么样
You know it's a cheesecake factory
那是卖芝士蛋糕的
People order cheesecake and I bring it to them
客人点芝士蛋糕 我给他们端过去
So you kind of act like a carbohydrate delivery system
这和碳水化合物传送系统有点象
Yeah call it whatever you want I get minimum wage
是 随便你怎么叫 反正拿的工资最低
I was wondering if you could help me out with something
我想问一下你能不能帮我点忙...
yes
好的
Great I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow
好的 明天会有人给我送家具
and I may not be here so
我可能不在 所以...
Hello
好啊
i'm sorry haven't you ever been told
-什么 -有没有人用优美的俄语跟你说过
How beautiful you are in flawless russian
你是多么的漂亮吗
No I haven't
没有
Get used to it
你会习惯的
Yeah I probably won't
我可能不会
hey sheldon hi
-嘿 谢尔顿 -嘿
Hey raj
嘿 拉杰
Still not talking to me huh
还是不跟我说话
Don't take it personally it's his pathology
他不是故意和你过不去 这是他的老毛病了
He can't talk to women
他不能跟女人说话
He can't talk to atractive woman or in your case
他不能跟漂亮女人说话
A cheesecake scented goddess
或者就是象你这样有迷人芝士蛋糕味的女神
So there's gonna be some furniture delivered
明天会有人来送家具?
Yeah If it gets here and I'm not here could you sign
是的 如果送来的时候我不在
And have them put it in my apartment
你能帮我签收一下然后放到我房间吗
No problem
没问题
Great here's my spare key thank you
太好了 这是备用钥匙 谢谢
Penny wait
潘妮 等等
If you don't have any other plans do you want to join us
如果你没什么安排的话
For thai food and a superman movie marathon
你想一起吃点泰国菜看个超人电影马拉松吗
A marathon how many superman movies are there
马拉松? 到底有多少部超人电影啊
You're kidding right
你是开玩笑的 对不对
I do like the one where lois lane falls from the helicopter
我比较喜欢露易丝·莱恩从飞机上掉下来
And superman swooshes down and catches her which one was that
超人俯冲下去接住她的那部 那是第几部
One
第一部
You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy
你知道那个场景完全不符合科学吧
Yes I know men can't fly
是的 我知道 人不能飞
No let's assume that they can
不 不 假设人能飞
Lois lane is falling
露易丝·莱恩从高空往下掉
Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second
以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她
Miss lane who is now traveling At approximately 120 miles an hour
此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces
碰到钢筋手臂 立马被劈成三半
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速
In what space sir she's two feet above the ground
还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
Frankly if he really loved her he'd let her hit the pavement
如果他真的爱她的话 他应该让她掉在马路上
It'd be a more merciful death
那还比较仁慈
Excuse me your entire argument is predicated on the assumption
你的全部论证都是建立在
That superman's flight is a feat of strength
超人的飞行有惊人的冲击力的基础上
Are you listening to yourself it is well established
听到你自己说的了么
That his flight is a feat of strength
很明显他的飞行有无限的冲击力
It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings
这是他能跃过大厦的能力的延伸
An ability he derives from exposure to earth's yellow sun
也是吸收来自太阳的能力
And how does he fly at night
那他晚上怎么也能飞
A combination of the moon's solar reflection
月亮反射的太阳光
And the energy storage capacity of kryptonian skin cells
结合氪星球皮肤细胞储存的能量
I'm just gonna go wash up
我去洗澡了
I have 2 600 comic books in there I challenge you
我有2600本漫画 我打赌
To find a single reference to kryptonian skin cells
你找不到任何有关氪星球皮肤细胞的线索
Challenge accepted
接受挑战
We're locked out
我们被锁在外面了
Also the pretty girl left
还有 那个美女走了
By aBu 201705
天才也性感 第1季 第2集
ok Her apartment's on the fourth floor but the elevator's broken so
她的公寓在四楼但是电梯坏了所以你得...
You're just gonna be done okay cool thanks
你就那么走了? 好的 谢谢
We'll just bring it up ourselves
那我们就自己搬上去
I hardly think so
我非常不同意
Why not
为什么
Well we don't have a dolly
我们没有手推车
Or lifting belts or any measurable upper body strength
也没有吊装带或者胸大肌
We don't need strength we're physicists
我们不需要力气 我们是物理学家
We are the intellectual descendants of archimedes
我们是阿基米德的传人
Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the earth
给我一个支点 我可以撬动地球
It's just a matter of I don't have this
只需要... 我弄不动 我弄不动
Archimedes would be so proud
阿基米德肯定非常自豪
Do you have any ideas
你有什么主意吗
Yes but they all involve a green lantern and a power ring
是的 但都需要绿灯侠和魔戒
Easy easy
-慢点 -慢点
Ok
好的
Now we've got an inclined plane the force required to lift
现在有了个斜面
Is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs
拉力由于楼梯的正弦角而减少了...
Call it 30 degrees so about half
角度大约是30度 那就减少了差不多一半
Exactly half
正好一半
Exactly half
正好一半
Let's push
推吧
See it's moving this is easy
看 动了 很简单
It's all in the math
数学里都证明了
what's your formula for the corner what
-转角的公式是什么 -什么
Okay no problem
好的 没问题
Just come up here help me pull and turn
上来 帮我拉上来然后拐弯
Ah gravity thou art a heartless bitch
重力 太没良心了
You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds
你知道我们花这么大的力气
Of you having sexual congress with this woman
一点也不会增加你和这个女人性交的几率
Men do things for women without expecting sex
男人为女人做事不是为了做爱
Those would be men who just had sex
那是刚做完爱的男人
I'm doing this to be a good neighbor
我这么做是为了做个好邻居
In any case there's no way it could lower the odds
再说也不会减少几率
Almost there
快到了
Almost there
快到了
almost there no we're not
-快到了 -没 还没有
i'm sorry no we're not
没 还没有 没 还没有
Watch your fingers
小心你的手指
Oh god my fingers
天 我的手指
you okay no her
-你还好吗 -不好 她...
Great caesar's ghost look at this place
见鬼了 看看这个地方
So penny's a little messy
潘妮这也就是有一点点乱
A little messy
一点点乱?
The mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy
曼德尔布罗特集合才叫一点点乱
This is chaos
这完全是一塌糊涂
Excuse me
问一下
Explain to me an organizational system
跟我解释下托盘餐具放在沙发上
Where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid
这算哪门子组织系统
I'm just inferring this is a couch
我刚才有提到过这是沙发
Because the evidence suggests the coffee table
因为证据表明咖啡桌上
Is having a tiny garage sale
正在举办小型二手货贩卖
Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has
你有没有想过并不是世界上所有的人
The compulsive need to sort organize and label
都有那种强迫症
The entire world around them
要把身边的东西都按顺序排好贴上标签?
No
没有
Well they don't
他们不是那样的
Hard as it may be for you to believe
你可能不太相信
Most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber Content
大多数人不会把早餐麦片按纤维含量的顺序排列
Excuse me but I think we've both found that helpful at times
但是我相信我们都觉察到那有时候很管用
come on we should go hang on
-快点 该走了 -等等
what are you doing i'm straightening up
-你在干吗 -我在整理
This is not your home
谢尔顿 这不是你的家
This is not anyone's home this is a swirling vortex of entropy
这谁的家都不是 这是一团乱熵(熵越大 系统越无序)
When the transvestite lived here you didn't care how he kept the place
当那个异性装扮癖者住在这的时候你可没关心他怎么布置的这个地方
Because it was immaculate
那是因为太完美无暇了
I mean you opened that man's closet
你打开那个男人的衣柜
It was left to right evening gowns
从左到右依次是晚礼服
Cocktail dresses then his police uniforms
燕尾服然后是他的警察制服
What were you doing in his closet
你开他的衣柜干吗
I helped him run some cable for a web cam
我帮他拉电缆装网络摄象头
Hey guys Hey penny
-好啊 两位 -好啊 潘妮
This just arrived we just brought this up just now
家具到了 我们刚运上来 刚刚
Great was it hard getting it up the stairs
太好了 运上来费劲吗
no "no"
-不费劲 -不费劲?
No
一点都不费劲
No
一点都不
Well we'll get out of your hair
那我们不打扰你了
Okay great thank you again
好的 再次感谢
penny
潘妮
I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this
我想让你知道你不需要这样生活
I'm here for you
我愿意为你效劳
What's he talking about
他在说什么
it's a joke i don't get it
-是个笑话 -我没听懂
Yeah he didn't tell it right
对 是他说的不好
sheldon
谢尔顿
sheldon
谢尔顿
hello
有人吗
sheldon
谢尔顿
Penny's sleeping
潘妮在睡觉
Are you insane
你疯了吗
You can't just break into a woman's apartment
你不能在半夜
In the middle of the night and clean
闯进一个女人的公寓 打扫
I had no choice I couldn't sleep knowing
我别无选择 我睡不着
That just outside my bedroom was our living room
想到在我卧室外面是我们的客厅
And just outside our living room was that hallway
在我们客厅外面是走廊
And immediately adjacent to the hallway was this
和走廊这边就是...这个样子
Do you realize that if penny wakes up
你有没有意识到如果潘妮醒过来
There is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here
我们根本无法合理的解释为什么在这
I just gave you a reasonable explanation
我刚给了个你合理的解释
No no you gave me an explanation
没 没 你只是给了个解释
Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers
它的合理性要由你的陪审团来决定
Don't be ridiculous I have no peers
搞笑 我哪来的陪审团
We have to get out of here
我们得赶快离开这
You might want to speak in a lower register
你应该用低音区说话
What
什么
Evolution has made women sensitive
进化使得女人在睡觉的时候
To high pitched noises while they sleep
对高音区的噪音非常敏感
So that they'll be roused by a crying baby
所以她们才能在婴儿哭的时候醒来
If you want to avoid waking her
如果你不想吵醒她
Speak in a lower register
就用低音区说话
That's ridiculous
那太荒谬了
No
不对
"that's ridiculous "
那太荒谬了
Fine
好吧
I accept your premise now please let's go
我接受你的理论 我们快走吧
I'm not leaving until I'm done
不弄好我是不会走的
If you have time to lean you have time to clean
你有靠在那的时间不如打扫
Oh what the hell
随便吧
Morning
早上好
Morning
早上好
I have to say I slept splendidly
我必须要说我睡的非常香甜
Granted not long but just deeply and well
虽然时间不长但是睡眠质量很好
I'm not surprised
我一点也不感到奇怪
A well known folk cure for insomnia
失眠的灵丹妙药就是
Is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean
闯到邻居家里打扫
Sarcasm
讽刺?
You think
你觉得是吗
Granted my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox
就算是吧 我的方法可能有点唐突
But I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement
但是我认为这能很好的提高潘妮的生活质量
to penny's quality of life you've convinced me
你说的对
Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet
也许今晚我们应该偷溜进去把她的地毯洗了
you don't think that crosses a line yes
-你不认为那太过分了吗 -是
For god's sake
天啊
Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth
哪次我开口说话都得举个讽刺的牌子吗
You have a sarcasm sign
你有讽刺的牌子?
No I do not have a sarcasm sign
不 我没有讽刺的牌子
Do you want some cereal I feel so good today
你想来点麦片吗 我觉得我今天情绪高涨
I'm gonna choose from the low fiber end of the shelf
我今天要选架子尾的低纤维
Hello honey puffs
好啊 honey puffs
Son of a bitch
妈的
Penny's up
潘妮起来了
You sick geeky bastards
你们这些怪物混蛋
How did she know it was us
她怎么知道是我们干的?
I may have left a suggested organizational schematic
我可能不小心留下了
For her bedroom closet
如何整理卧室衣柜的建议图解
leonard
里奥纳德
God this is gonna be bad
天那 这下要糟了
Good bye honey puffs hello big bran
再见 honey puffs 好啊 big bran
You came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping
昨晚在我睡觉的时候你们溜进我的公寓了?
Yes but only to clean
是的 只是为了打扫
Really more to organize you're not actually dirty per se
准确的说是整理 你那里其实不太脏
Give me back my key
把钥匙还给我
I'm very very sorry
我非常抱歉
Do you understand how creepy this is
你知道这有多么的恐怖吗
Oh yes we discussed it at length last night
是的 我们昨晚讨论了好久
In my apartment while I was sleeping
在我的房间 在我睡觉的时候
And snoring and that's probably just a sinus infection
还有打呼 可能是有点鼻窦感染
But it could be sleep apnea
但也有可能是睡眠呼吸暂停综合症
You might want to see an otolaryngologist
你可能需要看一下耳鼻喉科医师
A throat doctor
喉科医生
And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses
哪种医生能把鞋从屁股上取下来
Depending on the depth
那要取决于深度
That's either a proctologist
要么是...直肠科医师
Or a general surgeon
要么是外科医生
sacasm
讽刺
god
天啊
penny I think what you're feeling
潘妮 我认为你现在的感觉非常正常
Is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later
也许等你没这么感觉...
When you're feeling a little less for lack of a better word violated
因为没别的词了 被侵犯
Maybe we can talk about this some more
我们可以好好谈一下
stay away from me sure that's another way to go
-离我远点 -好的 那是另一个办法
Penny penny hold on
潘妮 潘妮 等等
Just to clarify
先声明
Because there will be a discussion when you leave
因为你走后我们肯定会讨论
Is your objection solely to our presence
你是只对我们在你睡觉的时候
In the apartment while you were sleeping
进入你的房间反感呢
Or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm
还是你对我们强加的整理体系也感到反感?
Well that was a little non responsive
那可真有点呆若木鸡啊
You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize
你现在马上把自己送过去道歉
What's funny
有什么好笑的
That wasn't sarcasm
那不是讽刺吗
No
不是
Boy you are all over the place this morning
天啊 你今天真是一塌糊涂
I have a master's and two ph d s I should not have to do this
我有一个硕士两个博士 我不应该做这个
What
干吗
I am truly sorry for what happened last night
我为昨晚的事感到非常抱歉
I take full responsibility
责任全在我
And I hope that it won't color your opinion of leonard
我希望这不会影响你对里奥纳德的看法
Who is not only a wonderful guy but also I hear
他不仅是个非常好的人而且我还听说
A gentle and thorough lover
是个非常完美的情人
I did what I could
我能做的都做了
Hey raj
嘿 拉杰
Hey listen
I don't know if you heard about what happened last night
我不知道你听说昨晚里奥纳德和谢尔顿干的事了没有
But I'm really upset about it
但是我感到非常气愤
I mean they just they let themselves into my place
他们不请自入的进了我的房间
And then they cleaned it can you even believe that
然后他们把房子打扫了一遍 你相信吗
How weird is that
太诡异了
She's standing very close to me
她离我好近
Oh my she does smell good
她闻起来真香
What is that vanilla
是什么 香草味的吗
You know where I come from
在我们那
If someone comes into your house at night you shoot okay
如果有人晚上闯入你的家 你可以开枪 知道吗
And you don't shoot to wound
不仅仅是打伤
I mean all right my sister shot her husband
我妹妹对她老公开了次枪
But it was an accident they were drunk
但是那是次意外 他们都喝醉了
Wait what was I saying
我在说什么来着
She's so chatty
她可真罗嗦啊
maybe my parents are right Maybe I'd be better off with an indian girl
也许我父母是对的 我应该找个印度女孩
We'd have the same cultural background
我们有相同的文化背景
And my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang
我老婆就可以给我孩子唱
To me
我妈妈经常给我唱的那首摇篮曲
It's obvious that they meant well but
虽然他们是好意 但是我...
I'm having a really rough time like i said I broke up with my boyfriend
我现在过的很不好 我说过我和我男朋友分手了
And
我有点乱了阵脚
i mean Just because most of the men I've known in my life happen to be jerks
虽然我认识的大部分男人都是混蛋
Doesn't mean I should just assume leonard and sheldon are
并不意味着里奥纳德和谢尔顿也是
Right
是吧
She asked me a question I should probably nod
她问了我个问题 我或许应该点头
That's exactly what I thought
我也是这么想的
Thank you for listening you're a doll
谢谢你的倾听 你太可爱了
Turn your pelvis
转动胯部
Grab a napkin homie you just got served
拿张餐巾吧 兄弟 你刚被伺候了
It's fine you win
算了 你赢了
What's his problem
他怎么了
His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him
他的假想女朋友和他分手了
Been there
经历过
Hello Sorry I'm late
抱歉我现在才来
But I was in the hallway chatting up penny
但是我在走廊里和潘妮聊天来着
Really you rajesh koothrappali spoke to penny
真的假的 你拉杰·库萨帕里和潘妮说话了?
Actually I was less the chatter than the chat ee
实际上我说的比哑巴还少
What did she say is she still mad at me
她说什么了 她还生我的气吗
Well she was upset at first
刚开始她是很生气
But probably because her sister shot somebody
可能是因为她姐姐用枪射了某个人
But then there was something about you
然后好象说了点关于你的事
And then she hugged me
然后她抱了下我
She hugged you how'd she hug you
她抱你了? 她怎么抱你的?
Is that her perfume I smell
那个香水是她身上的吗
Intoxicating isn't it
非常醉人 是不是
Hi
好啊
What's going on
你在干吗
Here's the thing
是这样的
"penny just as oppenheimer came to regret his contributions
潘妮 就象奥本海默
"to the first atomic bomb
后悔发明了原子弹一样
"so too I regret my participation in what was
我也后悔了我的加入
"at the very least an error in judgment
至少是次错误的判断
"the hallmark of the great human experiment
一个伟大的实验的标志就是
"is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes
敢于承认自己犯下的错误
"some mistakes such as madam curie's discovery of radium
有些错误 象居里夫人发现了镭
"turned out to have great scientific potential
后来被证明有很大的科学研究价值
"even though she would later die a slow
尽管她后来死于
Painful death "from radiation poisoning
漫长而痛苦的放射线危害
Another example from the field of ebola research "
还有另一个例子 埃博拉研究...
Leonard we're okay
里奥纳德 我们之间没事了
six two inch dowels check
-六个两寸的木钉 -有
one package phillips head screws check
-一盒十字螺丝钉 -有
You guys seriously I grew up on a farm okay
各位 我是在农场长大的
I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was like 12
我12岁的时候自己装起来了个拖拉机发动机
I think I can put together a cheap swedish media center
我想我能装个廉价的瑞典电视柜
No please we insist it's the least we can do considering
还是我们来 这是我们唯一能做的 鉴于...
Considering what
鉴于什么
How great this place looks
这个地方看起来有多么漂亮?
oh boy I was afraid of this what
-我就担心这个 -怎么了
These instructions are a pictographic representation
这些说明书用都是些图解
Of the least imaginative way to assemble these components
用最没有想象力的方式组合的这些零件
This right here is why sweden has no space program
这就是为什么瑞典没有太空项目
Well it looked pretty good in the store
在店里看起来挺漂亮的
It is an inefficient design for example she has a flat screen tv
这个设计非常不合理 假设她有个平板电视
Which means all the space behind it is wasted
那就意味着这后面的空间都浪费了
we could put her stereo back there and control it how
-我们可以把音响放这 -那怎么遥控
Run an infrared repeater
装个红外线转接器
Photo cell here emitter here easy peasy
光电管装这 接受器装这 小菜一碟
Good point How are you gonna cool it
想法不错 怎么冷却
hey guys I got this hang on penny
-嘿 我知道怎么弄了 -等等 潘妮
How about fans here and here
用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
Also inefficient and might be loud
还是不太合理而且可能有噪音
How about liquid coolant maybe a little aquarium pump here
液体冷却剂怎么样 在这弄个水泵
Run some quarter inch pvc
装四分之一英寸的聚氯乙烯
Guys this is actually really simple
这个东西其实挺简单的
Hold on honey men at work
等会 亲爱的 男人在干活
The pvc comes down here
聚氯乙烯循环到这
Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here
用点波纹薄钢板在这做散热器
Yeah show me where we put a drip tray a sluice
是吗 那怎么装水盘 水闸
And an overflow reservoir
还有蓄水池
If water's involved we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing
如果用到水 那就要把这玩意得接地吧
It's hot in here I think I'll just take off all my clothes
这里好热哦 我还是把衣服脱光了吧
Oh I've got it
我想出来了
What about if we replace
如果我们把
Panels a b and f and crossbar h with aircraft grade aluminum
嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝
Right then the entire thing is one heat sink
对了 那整个就都是散热片
You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up
完美 你和谢尔顿去废物堆积场
6 square meters of scrap aluminum
找个6平方的铝合板
Raj and I will get the oxyacetylene torch
我和拉杰搞定氧乙炔喷焊器
meet back here in an hour done
-一小时后在这见? -好的
Okay this place does look pretty good
好吧 这个地方确实看起来挺棒的