生活大爆炸-S06E15_生活大爆炸

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One Game of Thrones collector's edition Longclaw sword

一把《权力的游戏》收藏版长爪剑

I don't know why I avoided

真不知道我这些年来

the Harry Potter books for so long

为什么不看哈利波特系列小说

These are great

写得很不错啊

I just started number six

我刚开始看第六册

That's a good one

那本挺好看的

Dumbledore dies in that one

邓布利多在这一本里死了

Yeah I know I didn't see it coming either

我懂你的感觉我当初也没料到

Why would you say that

你干嘛说出来啊

You brought up the subject

你开始了一个话题

I contributed an interesting fact on that subject

然后我回以与话题有关的有趣讯息

It's called the art of conversation

这就叫聊天的艺术啊

Okay your turn

换你说了

That was a huge spoiler

你这是超级大剧透啊

Good

灰常好

What is wrong with you

你这人有病啊

If I did that you'd bitch about it for weeks

换做是我剧透你肯定会叽歪一整周

Oh really Leonard

不是吧莱纳德

Are you going to have another one of your hissy fits

你的小暴脾气又要发作了吗

Hissy fits I have hissy fits

小暴脾气我有小暴脾气吗

Yes and I have a theory why

没错而且我还得出个推论

Because of your lactose intolerance

因为你的乳糖不耐症

you switched over to soy milk

所以你用豆奶替代牛奶

Soy contains estrogen mimicking compounds

而大豆含有类雌激素的化合物

I think your morning Cocoa Puffs

你的可可球加豆奶早餐

are turning you into a hysterical woman

把你变成了一个歇斯底里的八婆

You are unbelievable

你还真够极品啊

I don't know why I put up with you

我干嘛要这么忍你

You're controlling you're irritating

又是控制狂又超级欠扁

There you go again nag nag nag

又开始叽叽歪歪了叽叽歪歪叽歪

You're only proving my point little lady

越叽歪越显得我说得对哦小三八

You know what Screw you Sheldon

谢尔顿滚你丫的

You are the most annoying person I have ever met

你是我这辈子见过最烦人的人了

What I'm annoying

什么我哪里烦人了

You criticize my behavior all the time

明明是你整天对我的言行意见超多

"Sheldon don't talk about your bowel movements over breakfast "

"谢尔顿吃早饭时别提你排便的事"

"Sheldon when the president of the university

"谢尔顿我们大学校长

is giving a eulogy at a funeral

在丧礼上念悼词时

don't yawn and point at your watch "

别打哈欠外加指手表催他"

"Sheldon don't throw away my shirts

"谢尔顿不要觉得我衣服难看

'cause you think they're ugly "

就把它们拿去丢了"

You're impossible

你才难搞好吗

That's it I don't

够了我没必要...

I don't have to put up with this

我没必要忍这些极品事

Actually I have your signature on a roommate agreement

事实上从你在室友协议上签名的那天起

that says you do

你就注定得忍受

Here's what I think of your roommate agreement

这就是我对室友协议的意见

You pick that up right now No

-你马上给我捡起来 -不要

Roommate agreement section 27 paragraph 5

室友协议第27章第五段写明

The roommate agreement like the American flag

室友协议书与美国国旗一样

cannot touch the ground

都不许落地

I don't care

懒得鸟你

I don't have to do anything you say because

我才懒得管你说了哪些屁话呢

I don't think I want to live here anymore

我以后不想住这里了

Where are you going To live with Penny

-你要上哪去 -去跟佩妮住

and not you you crazy bastard

不跟你这傻逼混球住了

Crazy bastard Yes

-你骂我傻逼混球 -没错

Leonard wait What

-莱纳德等等 -干嘛

Dobby the elf dies in book seven

小精灵多比在第七册也死了

第六季第十四集

生活大爆炸

Here you go

还你

Great Come on in

太好啦进来吧

What you don't say thank you

连句谢谢都不说吗

It's my suitcase

这本来就是我的

I lent it to you two years ago

我两年前借给你的

Well then I should tell you

行那我告诉你吧

I broke the wheel and the handle

我把轮子跟手把都弄坏了

So is everyone from Bernadette's company

伯纳黛特全公司的人

going to Vegas

都要去赌城玩吗

No just me her and a couple of the big wigs

没就我跟她以及一些高层

It's part of a bonus she got Cool

-这是她公司的额外奖励啦 -不错

Did she discover a cure for something

她是研发出某种疾病的解药之类的吗

Not exactly

不算是啦

They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication

他们公司砸大钱研发出一种治疗头皮屑的药

that had the side effect of horrible anal leakage

而那个药的副作用是导致严重拉稀

Is there a good anal leakage

难道拉稀还能是好事吗

Anyway it was Bernie's idea

反正是妮妮的主意

to rebrand the stuff as a cure for constipation

让公司把这药物当成治便秘的药物销售

Way to make lemonade

好一条赚钱路子[做柠檬水]啊

You know from around the corner where fudge is made

靠人家做巧克力软糕[拉屎]赚钱

Hey I got a favor to ask Sure

-我有件事想请你帮忙 -说吧

My mom's been kind of an emotional wreck

我妈被之前好上的那牙医抛弃之后

since that dentist she was dating dumped her

心情就落到了谷底郁郁寡欢

Dumped her What did he use a forklift

抛弃她得用叉车才能吧

Sorry

对不起

There's nothing funny about morbid obesity

不应该取笑病态肥胖的人

She's huge It was funny

她肥爆了是很好笑啦

Anyway I was just hoping

我是希望呢

that maybe you could check in on her tomorrow night

你明晚能去她那里看看她

and make sure she's doing okay

确保以下她没事

Dude I'm a single man

兄弟我可是黄金单身汉

Saturday night is my party night

周六夜是我的狂欢夜呢

Really What do you got going on

是吗你有什么安排

I don't know maybe drive down to Hollywood

不知道可能开车去好莱坞那里

hit a few hot spots see if I can get lucky

去几个泡妞圣地转转看有无妹子上钩

Okay tell me if this sounds familiar

告诉我这个场景你是否似曾相识

You pay $15 to park

你花了15块停车费

you stand on the sidewalk for an hour

然后站在人行道一个小时犹豫

until you break down and give the bouncer

直到你忍不住然后给了门卫

20 bucks to let you in

20块门票费让你进去

You push your way to the bar

你努力挤到吧台

where you drink an $18 cosmopolitan

喝杯18块的大都会鸡尾酒

then you stare at a pretty girl

然后盯着一个美女

and imagine your perfect life together

在脑海中幻想你们一起的美好人生

Your children grandchildren

幻想你们的孩子孙子

Meanwhile she leaves with a guy who claims

然后看着她被自称是电影

he wrote Beverly Hills Chihuahua

《比佛利拜金狗》编剧的男人给泡走

Then you give up on anyone ever loving you

然后你就自暴自弃

go to Marie Callender's buy a pie

跑去连锁派店买了个派

and eat it in your car in the parking lot

然后回到停车场在车上默默吃掉它

What time should I be at your mother's

我明天该几点到你妈家来着

I told her around 7 00

我跟她说你晚上7点到

I swear that man is the most egotistical

我发誓那家伙是我这辈子见过

insufferable human being I have ever met

最傲慢自大最难以忍受的人类

Yeah but you two make such a cute couple

话是没错但你们这对很有爱呢

同住在一起虽然经常吵架但又很快和好

《芝麻街》的两个木偶角色

Like Burt and Ernie

就像伯特和厄尼

You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers

你们俩甚至还教我词语和数字

教授基础阅读算术颜色的名称字母和数字等基本知识

《芝麻街》是美国家喻户晓的儿童教育节目

Well I've had it I am done

我受够了真的够了

I can't I can't live with him for one more minute

我连跟他同住多一分钟都忍不了

Where are you going to go

那你打算去哪里住

I was thinking here with you

来这里跟你住啊

That a problem

有问题吗

No not at all

没有完全没有

No it's it's great

真没这样很好啊

It's terrific I

简直太棒了

You know I just can't help feel bad about Sheldon

我只是忍不住替谢尔顿难过而已

I mean

我是觉得...

how's he going to get by without you

他没有你怎么活啊

Ernie

厄尼

He's got Amy now

他现在有艾米了

Yeah he does but it's not the same

的确但不一样的啦

Why

为什么

Well um all right

好吧这么说吧

You you know how in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

在《哈利·波特与混血王子》[第六册]中

Ron didn't abandon Harry just because Harry started

罗恩没有因为哈利跟自己妹妹恋爱

dating Ron's sister

而抛弃哈利啊

Harry and Ginny get together

哈利和金妮在一起了啊

Sorry Spoiler alert

抱歉剧透警告

My point is as much as I want to live with you

我的重点是尽管我很想跟你住在一起

I can't do it knowing how much Sheldon needs you

但谢尔顿需要你我不能这么自私

Please the only thing he needs me for

拜托他唯一需要我的地方是

is to be his whipping boy

当他的替罪羔羊

his his stooge his doormat

他的傀儡和出气筒

Well you know what they say if it ain't broke

人家不是都说 "不要没事找事嘛"

意思是不要随便改变现状小心弄巧成拙

源自谚语"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

It sounds to me like you don't want us to live together

听起来似乎你不想咱俩住在一起

No No no I do

不不是我想

I do It's just

我当然想只是...

I mean it's a really big step

这可是很重要的一步

Is it

是吗

We're together all the time

我们总是在一起

Financially it makes great sense

钱方面来看同住好处多多啊

Can you think of one reason why we shouldn't do this

你能想出一个我们不该住在一起的理由吗

Well um

这个嘛...

I'm just a little thirsty Yeah

-我突然有点口渴 -喝吧

I got nothing

想不到

Great I'll go get my stuff

很好我去收拾东西

Good

好

Okay all right don't freak out

好吧别慌别慌

You can make this work

你能搞定这件事的

Oh could you clear off a shelf for me in the bathroom

你能帮我在浴室整理出一个架子放东西吗

I take a lot of medicine

我每天要吃超多药

Oh please let some of it be Xanax

拜托一定要有抗焦虑的药

Are you ready for dessert

准备好要吃甜点了吗

No thank you Mrs Wolowitz

不了谢谢沃罗威茨太太

As it is I'm going to have to carry my stomach out of here

老实说我撑得都要抱着肚子走出去了

like I'm a fireman rescuing an infant

就像消防员小心翼翼地救出婴儿那样

Oh please

拜托

You're a tall glass of brown water

你是个又高又瘦的帅阿三

Have dessert

吃了甜点再走吧

Well I I really couldn't

我真的吃不下了

But uh I've had a lovely time eating your brisket

但我今晚过得很开心边吃你炖的牛胸肉

and hearing about the things you've had removed

边听你说你这些年从自己身上

from your body over the years

切除下来的各种东西

Didn't know you could have a cyst inside another cyst

真不知道原来肿瘤里能长出瘤中瘤

The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls

医生说它们就像俄罗斯的套娃一样

Well if you have to go

如果你坚持要走

how about I put a little doggie bag together for you

那我把东西打包到一起让你带走吧

That would be lovely Thank you

那真是太好了谢谢你

Mrs Wolowitz uh

沃罗威茨太太

are you okay

你没事吧

Don't mind me

别理我

I just cry when I'm lonely

我一觉得孤单

and have nothing to live for

没什么活头就会想哭

I uh

要不...

I suppose I could stay for some dessert Great

-要不我吃完甜点再走吧 -太好了

You like chocolate chip cheesecake Sure

-你喜欢吃巧克力碎乳酪蛋糕吗 -喜欢

I'll make one

那我做一个

One vintage Mr Mxyzptlk action figure

一个捣蛋先生古董模型玩偶

来自其他宇宙以戏弄超人为乐

《超人漫画》里面的角色

That's Leonard's

莱纳德的

Children's toy

儿童玩具

One Star Trek The Next Genxtion phaser

一把《星际迷航:下一代》里的相位枪

That's Leonard's

莱纳德的

Children's toy

儿童玩具

Oh Leonard and I bought that together

莱纳德和我一起买的

That's a bit of an ethical conundrum

这是个伦理难题

Eh I'll keep it

算了我留着吧

So uh what's your plan moving forward

你接下来有什么计划

Uh suppose I'll have to find and cultivate a new roommate

估计我得找一个新室友然后教化他

What a task that will be

这是一项多么艰巨的任务啊

Do you know how uncivilized Leonard was when I took him in

你知道莱纳德一开始进来住的时候多没教养吗

不知道

Oh it took me forever to get him on a bathroom schedule

废了好大功夫才让他有固定的如厕时间

He would just go whenever the mood struck him

他以前只要感觉一来想去就去

Like a dog boy Exactly

-就像小狗整天拉撒 -完全正确

What if you could find a roommate

假设你能找到一个室友

who was a scientist

既是科学家

and already familiar and comfortable with your ways

同时熟悉并喜欢你的生活方式

That would be ideal

那当然最理想啦

If a person like that existed

如果真有那么一个人存在

I would sign on no further questions asked

我会什么都不问立马签协议

Great Here I am

太好了那个人近在眼前

Wait

等等

Here who is where

那个人是谁眼前是哪里

我啊

Aren't I your perfect roommate

我难道不是最佳室友人选吗

Think about it Sheldon

好好想想谢尔顿

I'm not a stranger

我既不是陌生人

we're intellectually compatible

我们的智商又是同一等级

I'm willing to chauffeur you around town

我愿意开车载你满城转

and your personality quirks

还有你个性怪癖

which others find abhorrent or rage inducing

别人会觉得厌恶或烦人

I find cute as a button

而我却觉得超级可爱

What do you think

你觉得怎么样

Tell me one reason why this isn't a fantastic idea

告诉我一个你觉得这主意不棒的理由

See You can't

看你想不到吧

I'm gonna go see if Leonard's room

我去看看莱纳德的房间

is big enough for my water bed

够不够放我的水床

Good buddy Leonard Good buddy Leonard

好兄弟莱纳德好兄弟莱纳德

Good buddy Leonard

好兄弟莱纳德

What do you want

干嘛

Hey good buddy

好兄弟你好啊

So uh I was just talking to Amy

我刚和艾米聊了聊

and she made me realize

她让我意识到

that this little dust up between you and me

我和你这次的小纠纷

is much ado about nothing

根本就不足挂齿

Is that so Yes

-是吗 -是的

All is forgiven so come back home

我原谅你了回家来吧

I'll make you some soy hot chocolate

我给你做一杯热巧克力豆奶

and then I'll you tell you about our exciting new

然后再给你说说我们激动人心的

devil may care bathroom policy

想拉就拉的如厕新政策

Cut to the chase Sheldon Okay

-别拐弯抹角了谢尔顿 -好吧

Amy's decided she wants to move in with me

艾米说要搬进来住

so I need you to come back home you lovable scamp

所以我需要你回家你个可爱的小调皮

That's a lot of product

头上抹好多东西啊

What's going on Oh get this

-怎么了 -是这样的

suddenly Sheldon wants me back

谢尔顿突然又想让我回去了

because Amy wants to move in with him

因为艾米想搬进去和他一起住

Really Interesting

是吗真有意思

Well too late pal I'm not going anywhere

太晚了伙计我哪也不去

Penny and I are very happy living together

佩妮和我在一起非常幸福快乐

Isn't that right

对吗

It's like the happiness won't ever leave the apartment

就像是幸福要赖在这公寓里不走了呢

Leonard please

莱纳德拜托了

You know Amy moving in marks a level of intimacy

你知道艾米搬进来就意味着我们要面对

our relationship isn't ready for

我们压根没准备好的亲密关系

Yes That is a real thing

没错这事真有其事

And it doesn't mean you don't care about each other

这不代表你们不在乎彼此

it just means things are moving at a pace

只是这种节奏

you're not comfortable with and that's fine

让你感到不安这很正常

Well if he doesn't want to live with her

如果他不想和她一起住

then he should tell her how he feels

那他就应该当面讲清楚

Well maybe he doesn't know how to say it

也许他是不知道要怎样说

without hurting her feelings

才能不伤害她的感情

Feelings

感情

What am I a hippie at a love in No

你以为我是嬉皮士在谈情说爱啊不是的

The problem is

问题是

she laid out a series of logical arguments

她说出了一系列我根本无法反驳的

that I couldn't refute

逻辑论证

That is the worst isn't it Yes

-这样最糟糕了对吗 -没错

I'm sorry Sheldon I can't help you

抱歉谢尔顿我无能为力

Oh spoiler alert

剧透警告

this door's about to slam in your face

这门要摔你脸上了

Oh there you are

你在这啊

When do I get a key to our apartment

我什么时候能拿到"我们家"的钥匙呀

Hello

你好

Hey How'd it go last night with my mom

是我昨晚和我妈处得怎么样

Okay I guess

挺好的

What time did you leave

你什么时候走的

Actually I'm still here

事实上我还在这

What You spent the night

什么你在我家过夜了啊

Yeah

是啊

After dinner we watched a rerun of Rockford Files

晚饭后我们看了《罗克福德档案》的重播

上世纪70年代的知名电视剧

and then she opened a bottle

然后她开了一瓶

of uh cream sherry and the next thing I know

奶油雪利酒然后不知不觉

she was tucking me into your bed

她就把我哄上你的床睡觉了

You wore my pajamas

你穿的是我的睡衣吗

How do you sleep in these things

你平时到底怎么睡的啊

Silk pajamas on satin sheets

真丝睡衣配绸缎床单

I slid out of the bed like three times

我滑下床三次了都

Rajesh

拉杰什

You up

你起来了吗

You ready for breakfast

准备好吃早饭了吗

Oh boy Breakfast

这么好有早饭

Okay Raj listen to me

拉杰听我说

You need to get out of there

你得马上走

But I have a cream sherry hangover

但我的奶油酒宿醉还没退

and I smell blintzes

而且我还闻到薄饼卷的味道了

If you don't leave now

如果你现在不走

she'll use food and guilt

她就会利用食物和你的愧疚感

to keep you there for the rest of your life

让你后半辈子一直困在那

Oh Howard stop

霍华德别说了

Trust me you're not Jewish

相信我你不是犹太人

That's how they get you

犹太人就是这么收服人的

You're being silly

你别说傻话了

I can leave whenever I want

我想什么时候走就能什么时候走

Oh really Where are your clothes and your shoes

是吗那你的衣服和鞋在哪呢

They're on the chair right over

在椅子上呢就在...

Oy vey

糟糕[犹太人用语]

Hello home wrecker

你好家庭破坏者

What did I do

我怎么了

You gave Leonard somewhere to go

你给了莱纳德退路

Thanks to you

就因为你

Amy's out buying his and hers bath towels

艾米现在去买情侣浴巾了

Like I'd ever dry myself with something

就好像我真会用上面写有

that has a possessive pronoun on it

所有格代名词的东西擦身子似的

Okay listen

听我说

The truth is I don't want him living with me

其实我根本不想跟他住

Great Kick him out

太好了那把他赶出来

Break his heart Everybody wins

伤他的心皆大欢喜

No I don't want to break his heart

不我不想伤他的心

I love him

我爱他

This is just happening too fast

但他搬过来让我很措手不及

You think this is fast

这就叫措手不及啊

It's just a matter of time

要不了多久我的洗澡间

before I see Amy's leg stubble in my shower

就能看见艾米掉的腿毛了

Yeah and I've seen those legs

我可见过她的腿

You might want to get some Drano

你最好准备点管道疏通剂

Hold on

等一下

If you don't want to live with Leonard

如果你不想和莱纳德一起住

why don't you just tell him

那你为什么不跟他直说

Well you know how he is

你知道他这个人

He's sensitive and emotional

又敏感又感性

That's because he drinks too much soy milk

那是因为他喝太多豆奶了

Well I don't know what else we can do

不过除了告诉他们事实

but tell them the truth

我也想不出其他办法了

I suppose there's no choice

看来我们必须得

but to face the crying angry accusations

面对他们泪如雨下怒发苛责

and the high pitched wails of despair

以及尖声绝望的哀嚎

Yeah

对啊

And who knows how Amy will react

而艾米的反应就不知道了

Here's some more ice

冰来了

Oh thanks

谢谢

What were we thinking

我们脑子进水了吗

We should have just done it the regular way

按正常方式来做不就行了嘛

Those Chinese acrobats in Cirque du Soleil

太阳马戏团里的中国杂技演员

made it look so easy

做起来感觉超轻松啊

Honestly if I could bend that far

不过说实话如果我的腰能弯成那样

what would I need with you

我还用得着你吗

If you could bend that far you'd be doing us both a favor

如果你的腰能弯成那样那咱俩省事多了

Hey Raj What's up

拉杰还好吗

You were right

你太对了

I can't get out of here

我逃不掉了

You're still at my mother's

你还在我妈家吗

I'm trapped

我被困在这里了

My clothes have been in the laundry all day

我的衣服已经洗了一整天了

and she hid my keys

而且钥匙也被她藏起来了

I think they might be in her bra

我觉得有可能在她的文胸里

because she jingles when she walks

因为她走起路来叮当响

What do I do

我该怎么办

Hey you wanted a woman in your life

你不是希望生命中有个女人吗

Now you got one

现在如愿啦

Come on Howard help me

拜托霍华德救命啊

Rajesh tatellah I ran you a bath

拉杰什宝贝洗澡水放好了

Oh my God

我的天啊

She's not gonna bathe me is she

她不会想帮我洗澡吧

Gee I wish I could tell you no

老天我真希望能告诉你她不会

All right well thanks again for helping me out

好吧再次多谢你帮忙

But Howard

但是霍华德

Should we go back and rescue him

我们应该回去救他吗

It's too late

太迟了

We'll see him at his Bar Mitzvah

他成人礼[13年后]的时候我们再见吧

Here you go

给你

I picked up the Chinese food just the way Leonard used to

我买了中式餐回来跟莱纳德以前买的一样

Is it kung pao chicken Yes

-这是宫保鸡丁吗 -是的

Brown rice not white rice Yes

-糙米不是精米吧 -不是

Spicy mustard from the Korean deli Yes

-韩国熟食店买的辣酱吗 -是的

I did good right Yes

-我很厉害吧 -没错

Amy

艾米

are you worried that us living together

你有没有担心我们住在一起

will take the mystery out of our relationship

会令我们之间的神秘感消失呢

没有

Yeah why would you

也是你哪可能啊

Oh and uh check this out

还有看这个

I took the liberty of scripting

我擅自作主

a new outgoing voice mail message for both of us

为我们写了电话答录机留言

"Hello This is Sheldon "

"你好我是谢尔顿"

"And this is Amy "

"我是艾米"

"We're not home right now "

"我们现在不在家"

"'Cause we out dropping science son "

"因为我们忙着教育大家呢小子[说唱常用语]"

"Leave a message "

"请留言"

Beep

哔

You can't live here

你不能住在这里

What Why

什么为什么呀

Is it the message

你不喜欢这个留言吗

I only used urban slang to sound tough

我使用都市俚语是为了显得咱们不好惹

so people wouldn't break in No

-这样人家不会来偷东西 -不是

It's not the message

不关留言的事

Well what is it then

那是因为什么

I did everything just the way you like it

我都是按照你喜欢的方式来做事的

You did Then what the hell Sheldon

-是的 -那他妈的是怎么原因谢尔顿

We have been going out for over two years

我们恋爱超过两年了

and I have been nothing but patient with you

我对你还不够有耐心吗

I watch your dopey space movies

我看你喜欢的傻缺太空电影

I signed your ridiculous contract

我签署你那荒谬的恋爱合约

I even stopped wearing lip gloss 'cause you said

我甚至不再擦润唇膏因为你说

it made my mouth look too slippery

那样我的嘴唇看起来太滑了

I am the best girlfriend

你再也找不到

you're ever gonna have

比我更好的女朋友了

You give me one good reason why I can't live here

给我一个为什么我不能住这里的好理由

It's Penny's fault

全是佩妮的错

What

什么

She doesn't want to live with Leonard

她不想和莱纳德一起住

so he has to come live here again

所以他必须回来和我住

She's the snake in our garden

她是我们伊甸园里的毒蛇

She's the reason we can't be happy

她是我们不能做亚当夏娃快乐生活的元凶

Hey Ames Yeah

艾艾

"Hey Ames " Nothing

别跟我套近乎

I was all set to move in with Sheldon

我都已经准备好搬去谢尔顿家了

and now I hear I can't

现在我知道不行

'cause you don't want to live with Leonard What

-因为你不想和莱纳德一起住 -什么

Sheldon what did you say

谢尔顿你说了什么

I said the truth

我说了实话

You don't want to live with Leonard and you know it

你不想和莱纳德一起住你心知肚明

Since when don't you want to live with me

你什么时候开始不想和我一起住

Oh don't get all huffy

别冲我发火

You're the one who decided to move in

是你自作主张决定搬进来

without even asking me if I was ready

问都没问过我是否准备好了

Yeah I think we should talk about that

我认为应该好好说说这点

And since you love the truth so much

既然你这么喜欢说出真相

why don't you tell Amy you don't want to live with her

你为什么不告诉艾米你不想和她一起住

instead of blaming it on me

别用我做替罪羊

I thought we were talking about the other thing

我以为我们在说另一件事

You're a coward

你是个胆小鬼

Well the evidence does support that

好吧证据的确支持这一论点

Come on Amy let's go drink wine

来吧艾米我们去喝点红酒

and talk about what jerks our boyfriends are

然后吐槽下我们的男朋友有多混蛋

You know what would show them

知道怎样才能让他们明白吗

I should move in here with you

我应该搬来和你一起住

Do you want to

你想不想

catch up on some Walking Dead

追几集新的《行尸走肉》

Okay

好吧

Have you seen the one where Lori dies

你有看过洛丽死的那集吗

没有

Or maybe she doesn't

也许她没死呢

Let's find out

咱们来看看吧

Where you going No

-你想去哪里 -不要