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Hey you guys ready to order

你们想好点啥菜了吗

Uh sure Okay Priya

-想好了 -好的普丽娅

Uh I'll have the shepherd's pie

我来一份肉馅土豆泥饼

You want to split that with me

你想和我分着吃一份吗

Oh no no no he doesn't

别别别他不会愿意的

Why not

为啥

Well you have milk in the taters

土豆泥里面有牛奶

milk in the gravy parmesan crust

肉汁里面有牛奶还有帕尔玛干酪饼皮

Your lactose intolerant boyfriend will turn

你这位乳糖不耐的男朋友会变成

into a gas filled Macy's Day balloon

一个充气的感恩节大气球

Not quite accurate

你说的不全对

The Macy's balloons are filled with helium

感恩节气球里充的都是氦气

whereas Leonard produces copious amounts of methane

而莱纳德肚子里造出来的是大量的甲烷

So no on the shepherd's pie

所以还是别点肉馅土豆泥饼了

Can we move on

能接着点菜吗

Yeah a little tip he says he can eat frozen yogurt

行再给一条小贴士他说自己能吃冻酸奶

Do not believe it

千万别信

Sea bass I'll have the sea bass

海鲈我想来份海鲈

You gotta like this

你得习惯啊

the girlfriend and the ex girlfriend bonding

现任女友和前任女友通过

over your rooty tooty stinky booty

聊你的糗事来联络感情

Kill me

杀了我吧

It wouldn't help The human body is capable

没用的人体能在死亡数小时内

of being flatulent for hours after death

一直制造气体

Guys sorry I'm late

各位抱歉来晚了

I have amazing news

我有个好消息

Bernadette before you change the subject

伯纳黛特在你换话题之前

does anyone have any final comments on

有人想对莱纳德糟糕的消化系统

Leonard's faulty digestive system

来个终极吐槽吗

So what's your news Bernadette

啥好消息啊伯纳黛特

The thesis committee accepted my doctoral dissertation

论文委员会接受了我的博士论文

I'm getting my PhD

我拿到博士学位了

Wow Oh congratulations

哇恭喜恭喜

Wow so that means you're a doctor you're a doctor

哇这就意味着你是博士你是博士

you're a doctor you're a doctor

你也是博士你还是博士

and Howard you know a lot of doctors

而霍华德你认识不少博士啊

Congratulations honey

祝贺你呀亲爱的

Thank you

谢谢

So Howard tell us how's it feel knowing

霍华德跟我们说说当你得知

that when you two get married

等你俩结婚了大家得叫你们

you'll be referred to as Mr and Dr Wolowitz

沃罗威茨先生和沃罗威茨博士你作何感想

Unless he takes Bernadette's last name

除非他能随伯纳黛特的姓

And considering her advanced status

考虑到伯纳黛特的地位更高

that could open some doors for him

这么做未尝不可

Please this isn't about me

拜托今天的主角不是我

I'm proud of you

我真为你骄傲

Well you'll be really be proud of this

还有更让你骄傲的呢

I was headhunted by a big pharmaceutical company

我被一家大型医药公司看中了

They're gonna pay me a buttload of money

他们要给我提供巨额薪金

What

什么

Bernadette that's great

伯纳黛特这太好了

Howard do you make a buttload

霍华德你能挣巨额的钱吗

Better than what you've got a buttload of

反正比你放巨额的屁强

Hey if I roll down the windows in the car everything's peachy

喂要是我摇下车窗玻璃一切都还是很美好的

If you do it you're still not a doctor

可如果你也这么做你还是当不了博士

Yeah just a heads up on the car window deal

嗯车窗户这这句我得吐个槽

It helps but everything is not "peachy "

虽然说得对但不是每件事都那么美好

(嘻哈歌曲《Ice Ice baby》)

Oh if there was a problem you can't solve it

如果你有问题你又不能解决

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

接受这诱惑让我的DJ来解决

Ice Ice baby

冰冰宝贝

Ice Ice baby

冰冰宝贝

Oh God I feel ridiculous in this dress

天啊我觉得穿着这件衣服显得好傻啊

You look beautiful Lieutenant Uhura

你看起来美极了乌胡拉少尉

Now prepare for inspection

那现在开始准备检查

Shh my brother's going to hear you

嘘别让我哥听见了

Relax he's got headphones on

放心吧他带着耳机呢

And we're ten miles above Earth in a starship

而我们正在距地球16公里远的星际飞船里呢

Really ten miles

开玩笑吧才16公里

(地球大气的平均厚度约为1000公里)

You're orbiting inside the atmosphere

还在大气层里转悠啊

Moron

脑残

I can't believe I'm wearing my brother's Halloween costume

我真不敢相信我在穿我哥的万圣节化妆服

I can't believe you think he only wears it on Halloween

我真不敢相信你真以为他只在万圣节的时候穿

Open the landing bay doors shuttle craft approaching

打开"降落舱门" "航天飞机"正在进入

Okay gotta go

好吧我得撤了

Hey what's up

嗨怎么了

Is that my future daughter in law the doctor

是我未来的儿媳博士来了吗

No Ma It's Raj

不是妈是拉杰

He's a doctor too right Yes

-他也是博士对吗 -对

Like Leonard and the skinny weirdo

跟莱纳德和那个竹竿子一样

Sheldon yes

那是谢尔顿没错

Everybody's a doctor but me

除了我大家都是博士

Well whose fault is that

那能怪谁呢

What's up

怎么了

Leonard's putting disgusting memories in

莱纳德在我的记忆海绵床垫上

my memory foam mattress

制造恶心的记忆

Can I stay here tonight

我今晚能睡你这儿吗

Sure but I'm going out with Bernadette

行但我要去见伯纳黛特

It'll just be you and my mother

所以就你和我妈在家

I guess that's okay

我猜应该没事吧

Ma can Rajesh sleep over

妈拉杰能睡这儿吗

Of course he and I can play doctor

行啊他可以和我玩扮医生的游戏[doctor也有医生的意思]

She's kidding right

她在开玩笑对吧

I don't know she's pretty feisty since

我不知道自从接受荷尔蒙替换治疗之后

they put her on hormone replacement therapy

她就变得精力充沛了

Paging Dr Cutie Pie

呼叫小可爱医生

I must say Amy I was very impressed

我不得不说艾米我对于

to see that Bernadette got her PhD

伯纳黛特拿到博士学位感到非常惊讶

It's indeed admirable

确实令人钦佩

Although it is microbiology

虽然她是搞微生物学的

Your doctorate is in neurobiology

你的博士学位是神经生物学的

I fail to see the distinction

我看不出什么差别

I'll make it simple for you

我就这么跟你说吧

I study the brain

我研究的是大脑

the organ responsible for Beethoven's Fifth Symphony

这是能让贝多芬写出《命运交响曲》的器官

Bernadette studies yeast

而伯纳黛特研究的是酵母菌

the organism responsible for Michelob Lite

是用来制造Michelob Lite啤酒的有机体

Is there something wrong with your neck

你的脖子不舒服吗

It's a little stiff

有点僵硬

What a remarkably fragile structure

如此不堪一击的结构

to support such a valuable payload

却要支撑如此价值连城的设备

Not unlike balancing a Faberge egg on a Pixie Stick

这无异于用精灵粉末糖来支撑皇室珠宝彩蛋

Have you considered massage

你考虑过做个按摩吗

I'd like to respond to that sarcastically

我想用讽刺的口吻来回答你的问题

Yes I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body

是的让一个陌生人给我的身体涂油并按压

with oil and rubbing it

这个想法很不错

I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands

我是建议你亲手对自己的肌肉进行按摩

Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching

那还是会涉及到很多不必要的触碰

Trust me

相信我

With your right hand

伸出你的右手

locate the spot where the scapula meets the acromion process

找到肩胛骨和肩峰的交界处

All right

好了

Now push your third finger along the ridge of the shoulder blade

然后用右手中指沿肩胛的突起进行按压

making a small rotation as you do so

同时小幅度揉动

Rotating

揉着呢

You should feel a small node like object

你应该能感觉到有一个突起的结构

rolling back and forth along the bone

在沿着骨头前后滚动

You mean the myofascial point

你是指肌筋膜点吗

Obviously

不然呢

Now bear down on it

接着向其施力

like the seventh grade noogies

就像我们熟悉的七年级生

we all know too well

欺负人用的经典按头动作

Oh dear Lord yes yes oh yes

额滴神啊爽爽爽

Amy I've never been touched like this before

艾米以前从来没人这么摸过我

Oh My hands are magic

我的手简直是神来之手啊

Don't flatter yourself

别自吹自擂了

Your hands are blunt tools guided by my knowledge

你的手不过是在本人神经系统知识指导下的

of the nervous system

一个愚钝的工具而已

I could just as easily have paralyzed you

我刚也可以轻易地让你瘫痪

There's someone at my door

有人在敲门

That doesn't interest me Good bye

我对此不感兴趣拜拜

Can I sleep here tonight Why

-我能在这里过夜吗 -凭什么

Leonard's having astronomically inaccurate

莱纳德正和我妹妹进行星际迷航式的性交

Star Trek sex with my sister

那从天文学角度来说很不科学

I can see how that would be upsetting Come in

的确很令人心烦意乱进来吧

I'll get the sheets and blankets for the couch

我去拿铺在沙发上的床单和毯子

Oh don't bother I'll just sleep in Leonard's room

不用了我去莱纳德的房间睡就行

No I can't authorize that

不行我不能授权

Well he's in my bed Why can't I be in his

他能睡在我床上我为啥不能睡在他床上

The Hammurabic Code is "an eye for an eye "

汉谟拉比法典上规定可以"以眼还眼"

not "a bed for a bed "

而并非"以床还床"

Come on dude I'm exhausted

行行好哥们我快累死了

and Tyra Banks says

提拉·班克斯说过

(提拉·班克斯美国著名模特)

the most important item in your makeup bag

化妆包里最重要的一样东西

is a good night's sleep

就是夜晚香甜的睡眠

All right

好吧

This is a form indemnifying me

要想使用"莱纳德的卧室"

from your use of "Leonard's bedroom "

需要先签署这张我的免责表

Sign here indicating that I tried to stop you

在这里签字说明我试图阻止过你

and did so using a stern facial expression

并摆出过严厉的面部表情

Good night Sheldon Wait Not yet

-晚安谢尔顿 -等等还没完

We still have to go over safety procedures

我们还要重温一下安全规程

Now the apartment has three emergency exits located

这间公寓里共有三个紧急出口分别在

here here and here

这里这里和这里

In the event of a power outage

万一遇到停电事故

luminous paint will guide you to the nearest exit

夜光漆可指引你从最近的出口逃生

You're kidding

开玩笑吧你

I never kid about safety

在安全问题上我从不儿戏

What are you doing here

你在我房间里干什么

I was sleeping

睡觉啊

In my bed

在我床上

Well I would've slept in my own bed

我也想睡在自己的床上

but it was being used to bring shame to my family

但它却用来给我的家庭带来耻辱

And the memory of Gene Roddenberry

还让我想起来了吉恩·罗登贝瑞

(吉恩·罗登贝瑞《星际迷航》中的演员)

Oh you heard

你听见了吗

"Scotty I need more power "

"史考特我需要更多的能量"

Sorry Does Sheldon know you're sleeping in here

抱歉谢尔顿知道你睡在这里吗

Are you kidding He made me sign a waiver

怎么可能不知道他逼我签了免责书

participate in an emergency fire drill

参加了紧急消防演习

and take a refresher course in CPR

还复习了心脏复苏术的课程

Thank God he had a dummy

还好他有个人体模型

Oh yeah Mouth to Mouth Mona

是啊嘴对嘴的莫娜

You know she used to date Howard

知道吗她和霍华德谈过恋爱

Oh my God she's that Mona

天啊她就是那个莫娜吗

Why can't you and my sister spend your nights here

你和我妹妹为什么不能在这里共度春宵呢

We tried She doesn't get along with Sheldon

我们试过但是她和谢尔顿合不来

Sheldon doesn't get along with Sheldon

谢尔顿跟他自己都合不来

It's still no reason for me to have to listen to you

但那也不足以说服我听你的话

arm your photon torpedoes every night

每晚都要装备上光子鱼雷

Okay well how about this

好吧不如这样

until Priya gets her own place

在普丽娅找到自己的住处之前

you stay here and I'll stay at your apartment

你住在这里而我住在你家

Can I bring girls here

我能带女孩过来吗

You

就凭你

Sure Bring as many as you want

当然了想带多少带多少

Okay deal

好的就这么定了

Just not against their will

别强迫她们就行了

You really think you should be eating that cake

你觉得吃那块蛋糕合适吗

Why

怎么了

If you're gonna be a trophy husband for a rich wife

鉴于你即将成为富婆的小白脸老公

you might want to watch your waistline

你可要注意自己的腰围啊

He's right

他说得对

A minute on the lips a lifetime on the hips

嘴上一时享受臀上一世肥肉

Yeah ha ha

是啊真幽默

First of all I'm not threatened by my fiance's success

首先我未婚妻的成功并没对我造成威胁

I'm proud of her

我为她感到骄傲

And secondly I have my own career

其次我拥有自己的事业

Until you have kids

有了孩子可就不一样了

Good news Raj

好消息拉杰

I got the blood work back from the lab

我刚从实验室取回了你的血样报告

You're okay to stay for a while

你可以在我家待上一段时间了

When did you take my blood

你什么时候帮我抽的血

Not important

这不重要

Your sugar was a little high

你血糖有点偏高

I'd follow up with your regular physician

我会跟你医生保持联系的

In the meantime I have some paperwork here

同时这里还有些文件

for you to go over

要请你过目

What the hell is this

这又是什么东东

Boilerplate stuff

都是些陈辞滥调啦

A modified roommate agreement for a temporary house guest

针对临时住客的改良版室友协议

And a living will and durable power of attorney

还有生前遗嘱和永久委托书

This says you can make "end of life" decisions for me

这里说你可以帮我决定生命终止与否

As your friend let's hope it doesn't come to that

作为朋友希望事不至此

Please sign

签名吧

Did you sign this

你签过这个吗

There's a reciprocity clause

上面有互惠条款

You get to pull the plug on him too

你也可以终结他的

Well that seems fair

好吧这样挺公平

Congratulations and welcome temporarily aboard

恭喜了欢迎暂时入住

Here's your I D card

这是你的ID卡

your key and your lapel pin

钥匙和胸牌

Which Leonard was too cool to wear

莱纳德居然觉得这胸牌配不上他

FYI part of your responsibilities as roommate pro tem

还有作为临时室友的部分职责

will be to drive me to and from work

是送我上下班

the comic book store the barbershop

送我去漫画书店理发店

and the park for one hour every other Sunday for fresh air

隔周周日送我去公园呼吸新鲜空气

Bring a ball or a Frisbee

带上个球或飞盘

you know something he can chase

好让他去接

Also you're tasked with bringing home all takeout dinners

还有所有的外卖都由你负责帮我带

Tonight is Thai food

今晚是泰国菜

You'll find the standard order in appendix B

标准点菜订单在附录B

or downloadable from my FTP server

或可从我的FTP下载

If you have any questions

如有任何问题

here's the FAQ sheet

这里列出了常见问题的答案

or if you prefer the human touch

若你更喜欢人性化解答

I do a live web chat called "Apartment Talk" on Tuesday nights

每周四晚我提供公寓问题的在线聊天服务

No backsies

不许反悔哦

Sheldon dinner

谢尔顿吃晚餐了

What is this

这是什么

This is the difference between eating and dining

这就是单纯吃饭与用餐的区别

Remarkable I'm just realizing how much

太了不起了我这才意识到

Leonard's been skating by all these years

莱纳德这么些年一直有多敷衍

It's not a big thing

没什么大不了的

(玛莎·斯图尔特美国家政女王主妇界的偶像)

Just think of me as a brown Martha Stewart

就把我看成棕色版的玛莎·斯图尔特吧

Hey Sheldon

嗨谢尔顿

did you change your Wi Fi password again

你是不是又改了无线上网密码

Yes it's "Penny get your own Wi Fi " No spaces

对现在是"佩妮自己去开无线上网" 没有空格

Thanks

多谢

What's with the fancy spread

这一大桌好料是怎么回事

My new roommate is bending over backwards

这是我的新室友在不遗余力地

to ingratiate himself to me

迎合讨好我

Uh nice touch by the way

顺便说胸牌别的好

What do you mean "new roommate" What happened to Leonard

什么"新室友" 莱纳德怎么了

The same thing that happened to Homo erectus

跟直立人一样

He was replaced by a superior species

被更高级物种取代了

I'm the new Homo in town

我是这家新新人[我是新的同性恋]

That came out wrong

那是口误

All right let me try this again Where's Leonard

好吧这么问吧莱纳德在哪

He's living at my place so I'm living here

他住在我公寓所以我住这来了

You're living here provisionally

你目前只是暂时住这

But I must say it's looking good

但我必须说你干得不错

Leonard and Priya are living together

莱纳德和普丽娅同居了

That's big

这可是大事啊

No Origami napkin swans

不手工折的餐巾天鹅

that's the headline

这才是大事

It's a good thing

而且是好事

So do you know what kind of research you'll be doing

你知道在这个制药厂你将从事

at this pharmaceutical company

哪方面的研究吗

Well there are a couple of opportunities available

有很多种选择

but I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project

但我自愿参加了早泄问题研究

I mean it's not like either one of us has heart disease

反正我们俩都没有心脏病

Oh I almost forgot I got you a little present

差点忘了我给你买了个小礼物

Oh Bernie no You didn't have to

妮妮你不用这样的

I wanted to Come on open it

我想给你买嘛来打开看看

You bought me a Rolex

你给我买了块劳力士手表

How much did this cost

这得多少钱啊

Oh you let me worry about the money

让我来操心赚钱的事吧

I just want my baby to have pretty things

我只想我的宝贝拥有漂亮东西

More wine

再来点酒吗

Oh no no no I've had way too much already

不不不我已经高了

Here's an interesting fact about alcohol

关于酒有个很有趣的事...

Hit me

再给我满上

Man is not the only species

人类并不是唯一一个

that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated

会发酵水果酿酒的物种

Can you guess what the other is

能猜到还有哪个物种也会吗

Hint sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks

提示有时他们会把酒装进旅行箱[trunk也有象鼻的意思]

Monkeys

猴子

When does a monkey have a trunk

猴子什么时候有旅行箱了

When a suitcase just won't do

当手提箱太小装不下酒时

Mmm all right

好吧

It would appear as if alcohol

很快就知道酒精是不是

is playing keep away with your intelligence

正在将你的智力一步步夺走

Good night

晚安

Please note it is now past 10 00 p m

请记住已经10点多了

Per our roommate agreement kindly refrain

根据我们的室友协议请好心避免

from raucous laughter

刺耳的笑声

clinking of glasses and celebratory gunfire

玻璃的叮当声和庆祝的炮火声

Okay

好吧

explain something to me

请教一下

You watch Leonard put up with that guy for years and years

你眼睁睁看着莱纳德忍受他一年又一年

What has to break inside your brain for you to think

你脑子里哪根筋搭错让你觉得

"Oh Krishna I've got to get me some of that"

"克利须那神我也想被折磨一把"

Well it's a lot better than having

这比在自家公寓

to wear noise cancelling headphones in my own apartment

戴着消音耳机强多了

What Oh God yeah Yeah

什么天啊我懂我懂

Leonard's a noisy little dude in the sack

莱纳德在床上是个吵死人的小混蛋

Every night Really

-夜夜笙歌 -真的吗

Even during allergy season when he has to alternate

即使在接吻和喘气都得轮流干的

between kissing and breathing

过敏季节也这样吗

It's my sister Can we not talk about this anymore

那是我妹妹咱们就此打住行吗

Yeah Sorry sorry

好抱歉抱歉

Can I tell you a secret

我能告诉你个秘密吗

Yeah

行

I screwed up

是我搞砸了

Leonard's a great guy

莱纳德是个好人

Never should have broken up with him

我不应该跟他分手的

Well uh to paraphrase Shakespeare

我改编一下莎士比亚的话好了

(其实应该是来自Alfred Lord Tennyson)

"It's better to have loved and lost

"爱过失去过"

(原话应该是 It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.)

"than to stay home every night

"总好过每晚在家"

and download increasingly shameful pornography "

"下载日益下流的黄色图片"

Ohh you poor baby

你个可怜的小家伙

What's wrong with me Penny

我这是什么毛病佩妮

Nothing nothing

没病没病

You know if we weren't friends

如果我们不是朋友

and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story

如果你没提到那个恶心黄色图片小故事的话

I'd be on you like

我肯定会爬到你身上

the speed of light squared on matter to make energy

以光速平方进出身体产生能量

Hey you totally got that right

哇你居然完全懂啊

"E=mc2 "

能量等于质量乘以光速的平方[爱因斯坦质能等价理论]

I listen

我听着呢

I have no idea what it means but I listen

虽然不知道什么意思但我听着呢

To friendship To friendship

-致友谊 -致友谊

Would you booze hounds please stop that infernal clinking

你们俩酒鬼能别发出那种讨人厌的碰杯声吗

And the answer was elephant

还有答案是大象

Leonard sweetheart

莱纳德亲爱的

we're kissing not eating hot soup

我们是在接吻不是在喝热汤

Sorry

抱歉

That's my parents on video chat

我父母要跟我视频通话

Go hide in the bedroom

快躲进卧室里

Oh come on

拜托

Why don't we just tell them that we're dating

为什么不直接告诉他们我们在约会呢

Oh we've been through this It's not the time

我们讨论过这个现在还不是时候

When is the time

那何时才是时候

I've got five brothers and sisters

我有5个兄弟姐妹

One of them is bound to screw up real big

肯定会有其中一个闯大祸

and then I'll tell my parents about you

到时候我就向我父母介绍你

Now shoo Fine

-现在快闪 -好吧

Hello Mummy Hello Daddy

你好妈咪你好爹地

We heard there was a tornado in Kansas City

我们听说堪萨斯城有龙卷风

Is that close to you

那离你们近吗

不近

Where is your brother

你哥哥呢

Out with friends

跟朋友出去玩了

I don't like it a young girl alone in an apartment

我不喜欢这样一个年轻姑娘独自在家

I'll sleep so much better

等你下个月搬回来后

when you move back here next month

我的睡眠质量肯定上升不少

You're moving back to India

你要搬回印度

Who's that

谁在那儿

Oh my God There's someone in your apartment

天啊你屋子里有别人

Call the police in America

快打电话给美国的警察

When were you going to tell me about this

你打算什么时候告诉我这事

Oh hello Leonard

你好啊莱纳德

What a pleasant surprise

真是个意外的惊喜啊

Mummy Daddy you remember Rajesh's friend Leonard

妈咪爹地你还记得拉杰的朋友莱纳德吧

I thought you said Rajesh was out with his friends

我以为你说拉杰跟朋友出去玩了

He has many friends

他有很多朋友好不好

Rajesh has many friends

拉杰居然有很多朋友

Why are you lying to us

你为什么要对我们撒谎

She's lying because she doesn't want you to know

她撒谎是因为她不想告诉你们

we're dating Leonard

-我们在约会 -莱纳德

Well what difference does it make

现在还有什么区别吗

If you're moving back to India we're obviously breaking up

如果你回印度我们肯定是要分手的

You know what I don't want to deal with this right now

那啥我现在不想讨论这个问题

所以说

Hot in India

印度很热吧

Of course it is It always is It's India

当然是一直是这可是印度

Now what do you have to say for yourself

现在你有什么好说的

That is a beautiful tapestry

你们家的挂毯真漂亮

Oh God

天啊

Oh God

上帝啊

Okay look

你给我听着

This never happened

这事从没发生过

Do you understand me

明白吗

Really Still can't talk to me

搞毛啊都这样了还不敢跟姐说话

What are you doing here

你在这儿干嘛

What

什么

I said what are you doing here

我问你在这儿干嘛

I live here

我住这儿

I have paperwork that says differently

我的文件可不是这么说的

Priya's going back to India

普丽娅要回印度了

Irrelevant

这是两码事

Rajesh and I have a good thing going

拉杰和我相处得很融洽

and you're not going to ruin it

你不能就这么毁掉它

What are you doing here

你来这儿干嘛

I've been up all night

我一宿没睡

I had a fight with Bernadette Why

-我跟贝纳黛特吵了一架 -为什么

She gave me a beautiful watch

她送了我一块漂亮的手表

Leonard do you understand this

莱纳德你懂他在说啥吗

Yes

我懂

Talk to him

跟他说去

Damn

完了

What's going on

这是怎么回事

It's it's not what it looks like

反正不是你们看上去的那样

What does it look like

那到底看上去像怎么样