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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Actually I I need to talk to both of you about your paper

事实上我要跟你俩说说你们论文的事

Oh right how are the citations coming ‭Um

引文查得怎么样了

We came a across a a Russian paper

我们发现了一篇苏联论文

that seems to disprove super asymmetry

似乎能驳倒超不对称性

时至今日

Okay Sheldon and Amy are still pretty upset

听我说谢尔顿与艾米还在为

about their theory being disproved

他们的理论被推翻而难过

So we have made a list of subjects

所以我们列出了一系列

for everyone to avoid

大家应该避免的话题

Symmetry ‭Asymmetry

-对称性 -不对称性

Uh SimCity

游戏《模拟城市》

sounds too much like symmetry

发音跟对称性这词太像

That also applies to The Simpsons Simba from The Lion King

也音似的《辛普森家庭》《狮子王》里的辛巴

and cymbals

还有钹也都不行

Russia or Russian in any context

任何俄罗斯与俄罗斯人话题

The country the dressing the roulette

国家服饰甚至俄罗斯轮盘赌

Uh also no talk of Rocky IV

也不许聊电影《洛奇4》

Why Rocky IV

为什么不能聊

Because he fights a Russian

因为主角的对手是俄罗斯人

I'm sorry about her

贱内出丑了抱歉

We should just try and avoid anything that makes them think

我们应该尽量避免任何会联想到

of their project or science

他们的研究或者科学

or Nobel Prizes or successes or failures

以及诺贝尔奖还有成功与失败

Hi Hey guys

-大家好啊 -你们来啦

What are you guys doing

你们在做什么呢

Nothing

没什么

Nothing

没什么

Like what my career has come to Thanks a lot

就像我的事业也没什么一样吗谢谢啊

Nice going

干得漂亮

What are you doing

你在做什么

Eating reading

吃饭阅读

watching television listening to the radio

看电视听广播

What does it look like I'm doing

不然你觉得我是在干嘛

Is that asparagus I thought you hate asparagus

那是芦笋吗我以为你讨厌芦笋啊

I thought so too but I also thought super asymmetry

我也曾这么以为但我也以为超非对称性

was a good idea so what else am I wrong about

是个很棒的点子啊谁知道我还有哪里错了

Oh so now you're reevaluating every opinion you've ever had

所以现在你要重审此生做过的所有决定吗

Yes I am following the example

没错我要追随着

of 17th century philosopher Rene Descartes

17世纪哲学家勒奈·笛卡尔的脚步

He subjected all his beliefs to radical doubt

他认为所有知觉感官的知识都可以被怀疑

so that he could build a bedrock belief

并将此作为形而上学中最基本的出发点

and build his cognitive life back up on firm principles

然后将他的感官认知建立在稳固原则上

Ugh Still yucky still yucky

还是难吃超难吃

Sheldon I know you're upset about the paper okay

谢尔顿我知道你很为论文难过

I'm upset too

我也很难过

I mean I was so sure we were right

我本来好确定我们命中红心了

Every fiber of my being felt like this was it

我全身上下每一处都确信

This was the one How can I trust my instincts anymore

就是这个理论了以后我还怎么相信自己直觉

Well just because our theory was wrong

我们的理论出了错

that doesn't mean you're wrong about everything

不代表你身边的所有事物都是错的

Doesn't it I've always thought I hated jazz maybe I was wrong

没错吗我一直觉得我很讨厌爵士或许我错了呢

Maybe it's great to hear all the notes at once

或许听所有音符大杂烩一般感觉超棒

I'm trying I'm really trying

我在努力真的很努力尝试了

What you eating Chicken fried steak

-你在吃什么 -炸牛排

What You can't have chicken fried steak

什么你不可以一大早起来

first thing in the morning ‭

就吃炸牛排当早餐啊

Hey you knew I was a bad boy when you married me

你嫁给我的时候早知道我是个坏男孩了

Come on you want a piece of this

怎么样想要来品尝这鲜肉吗

You or the steak

你这块肉还是牛排

Me I'm not sharing the steak

当然是我我才不分享这牛排

Hey you guys busy

你们在忙吗

No what's going on

没怎么了

I'm really worried about Sheldon

我很担心谢尔顿

I've never seen him this down

我从没看过他这么低落

Have you tried making him a cup of tea

你试过给他泡杯茶吗

He's reevaluated tea

他重新审视了茶这玩意

Now he thinks it's nothing but leaf soup

现在他觉得只不过是热叶子汤罢了

That's a good point

挺有道理啊

No it's not No it's not

-有个屁啦 -毫无道理

He's rethinking everything

他在重新审视每件事

How long is it gonna be before he gets to me

谁知道什么时候就开始审视我了

Oh ‭It's that bad huh

这么严重啊

I'm afraid so I just I don't know what to do

好像是的... 我真不知道该怎么办了

I have something that might help

我有个法宝或许有用

It's it's a recording of the only person

这份录像是由世上唯一一位

whose opinion Sheldon actually respects

谢尔顿会尊重他看法的人所录

Hawking

霍金教授吗

Feynman

他的偶像费曼

No himself

不是他自己

It's a pep talk he made when he was a kid

是他小时候给自己录的打气谈话

He gave it to me years ago and told me to save it

他在多年前交给了我让我保存好

for a real emergency

在生死存亡之际用

What You didn't break it out

什么你怎么不在谢尔顿之前宣布

when he declared his room a sovereign nation

他的房间是主权国家

and waged a trade war against us

并且对我们发动贸易战时拿出来

His major export is talking I didn't want that anyway

他国家的主要出口货品是废话我本来也不想要

Is that a VCR

那是录像机吗

Yeah Amy asked if we had one she could borrow

艾米问我有没有的借

and I just want to make sure it still works

我想先确定一下还好不好用

What's on the tape

录像带里是什么

Not sure I used to record a lot of Jeopardy For my mom

不确定我以前替我妈录了很多《危险边缘》

然后参赛者得猜出"原问题"是什么

知名游戏节目游戏形式是先给出"答案"与方向

but if I push play and you see some naked people

但如果我按播放后出现了赤身裸体的人...

Got it What is porn

知道题目了 "什么是黄片"

Ooh we were looking for "Vintage '80s erotica "

正确题目应该是"经典80年代情色片"

but I'll accept it

但你的答案我也接受

Hello everybody

大家好

I am The Great Howdini

我是伟大的霍迪尼

Put it back on You look adorable

继续播啊你看起来好可爱

It's just a practice tape

只是录的练习带而已

from when I was trying to become a member of the Magic Castle

那时候我想加入魔术城堡

洛杉矶知名夜店成员只收魔术师与魔术爱好者

I didn't know you auditioned there

我都不知道你去试镜过

Oh I never went through with it

我当时没有坚持下去

I watched the tape and realized I wasn't good enough

我看了影带觉得自己不够格

You know that trick where you saw a mannequin in half

你知道那个把人偶给锯成两半的魔术吧

Don't you mean a lady Thank God it was not a lady

-不都是锯女郎吗 -幸好当时不是女郎

I'd just be getting out of jail

不然我估计最近才刚出狱

Come on you're a good magician

别这样你是很棒的魔术师

Really You always called magic dumb

真的吗你总说魔术很傻逼

You can be good at something dumb

你可以是一件傻逼事的高手啊

You know what you should audition now It's fine

-我觉得呢你可以现在去试镜啊 -不用了

I don't need to be a member of the most elite magical society

我并没有一定要成为地球表面最强的

on the face of the earth

精英魔术师社团的成员

Sounds like you still want it

感觉你还是很有兴趣的啊

And I don't want our kids to watch this tape one day

我也不想有一天我们的孩子看到这录像带

and think their dad is a quitter

然后觉得自己爸爸半途而废

Oh we don't have to show it to them

我们不用给孩子们看啊

Oh I'm definitely showing it to them

但我绝对要给孩子们看

Hey

我回来啦

Hello

回来啦

"Fine with flags"

"还行的旗帜"

Yes flags

是的旗帜嘛

up there flapping around on poles

在旗杆上左摇右摆

If you think about it they're just the strippers of the emblem world

仔细想想它们算是徽章符号界的钢管舞女了

Well I got something that I think might cheer you up

我觉得我有能让你高兴起来的东西

It is the emergency pep talk you made when you were a kid

是你小时候给自己录的危机时刻打气录像带

Oh that

这个啊

I was saving it for the day they stop making Star Wars movies

我本来想留到《星球大战》电影不再出续集那天

I don't think that's ever gonna happen

但看现在这势头估计是没那天了

How long has it been since you've seen it

你有多久没看过这影带了

Not since the day I recorded it

从我录下来后我就没看过

No I had just watched Back to the Future II

当时我刚看完电影《回到未来2》

where Marty McFly gets a glimpse of his future self

当马蒂·麦克弗莱瞥见未来的他时

and that got me thinking

我就开始想

the day may come where I needed my help

有一天我也许会需要自己的帮助

like they did with that movie That was not great

就像那部电影一样烂得不帮不行

Okay all hooked up

好了接好了

Here we go

开始吧

Oh look how cute you were

看看你小时候多可爱啊

Amy please of course I was cute Look how I turned out

艾米可爱是自然的看我现在就知道了

Hello Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

Hello Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

If you're watching this

如果你正在播放这录像

I assume something bad has happened

我猜你一定遇到很糟糕的事

Something unfortunate and unforeseen

倒霉至极又出人意料的事

Something that's making you question everything

甚至让你开始怀疑人生

I'm so smart

瞧我聪明吧

Now just to make sure it's really you watching this

现在我要确认一下观看这个录像的是你本人

and not an imposter what am I thinking of

而不是冒名的骗子我现在脑子里在想什么

On the count of three

数到三说出来

1 2 3

One, two, three.

Robot monkey butler Robot monkey butler

-机器猴子管家 -机器猴子管家

Okay good

很好

Should I leave you two alone

我让你俩单独待一会吧

No this is gonna be inspiring You should watch

不很有教育意义的你应该看看

Sheldon never forget

谢尔顿不要忘记

no matter how bad things seem

不管事情看起来有多糟糕

you can al

你永远都...

What What No N

怎么回事怎么了不要啊

My dad taped over it

我爸爸用这盒带子

with one of his stupid high school football games

去录他那些白痴高中橄榄球赛了

Sorry

我很遗憾

You know it doesn't matter nothing matters

算了无所谓了什么都无所谓了

Is there anything I can do

我能帮你做些什么吗

Yes You can build me a time machine

可以呀你造一台时光机

so I can go back and tell my younger self to give up

让我穿越回去劝年幼的我趁早放弃吧

because nothing's gonna work out the way he wants

因为世上一切都不会遂了他的意

I was thinking a nice cup of leaf soup

我本来是想帮你弄碗上好叶子汤

What's all this

这是什么呀

Your magic tricks from the garage

你的魔术器材呀从车库翻出来的

Your wands your top hat with the stuffed mouse inside

你的魔杖你的大礼帽和里面的填充老鼠玩具

I never had a stuffed mouse

我没有填充老鼠玩具呀

Okay do not wear this hat

好还是别戴这帽子了

Why is it all in the living room

怎么都搬到客厅来了

Because I think The Great Howdini

因为我觉得伟大的霍迪尼

deserves to be a member of the Magic Castle

应该成为魔术城堡的一员

That's sweet but I'm not that guy anymore

你真好不过我已不是从前的我了

I've outgrown it

我已经长大了

Have you

有吗

Look I know you still want this and I can help you

我知道你心里还渴望这些我可以帮助你

All those pageants I did as a kid

我小时候参加的那些选美活动

I could teach you how to present yourself

我可以教你如何展示自己

connect with the judges sabotage the competition

和评委建立互动给对手下眼药

Whoa whoa no one's sabotaging anybody

等等不可以暗算别人

Of course not

当然不是暗算

Little girls in ball gowns trip it happens

穿礼服裙的小女孩摔倒可是常事

Trust me I'm gonna be the pageant mom to you

相信我我会像我妈一样

that my mom was to me

扮演你的选美妈妈

I thought you hated your mom for making you do that

我以为你不喜欢你妈逼你比赛的事呢

More talk like that and you're not getting any dinner

再说这样的浑话晚饭你就别吃了

Amazing how it all comes back

多神奇呀回忆蜂拥而来

Yes

在

Hello Mother ‭ Hey Beverly

-你好妈妈 -你好贝弗利

Hello Leonard Hello Penny

你好莱纳德你好佩妮

To what do I owe this call

你们有什么事要来烦我呢

I need your professional advice

我需要你专业的建议

Well I'd love to help you out dear

我很愿意帮助你亲爱的

but I'm very busy at the moment

但我现在非常忙

Perhaps we can schedule a time next week

也许我们可以约个下周的时间

It's about Sheldon

是有关谢尔顿的

Oh well I I suppose

那我想

I can spare a minute or two

我可以空出几分钟

Wh Why did you just say you're too busy but

你刚才不是说你很忙吗可是...

Leonard please not everything is about you

莱纳德拜托不是任何事都围着你转

Penny go on

佩妮说吧

Well ever since his paper got disproven

自从他的论文被推翻后

he's been a wreck

他一直郁郁寡欢

He's been sad and and angry

他既悲伤又气愤

He just seems kind of broken

整个人像是废掉了

Well it sounds like he may be grieving

听起来他正处于沉痛哀悼中

Really Over a theory

真的吗为了一个理论

Of course You can grieve over any emotional loss

当然你可以哀悼任何一种情感上的失去

The more you care about something

你越在意一件事

the greater the trauma of losing it

失去它的伤痛就越明显

Oh boy He cared about this a lot

老天他特别在乎这件事

Yeah What can we do to help him

我们能为他做些什么吗

Well grieving is a process

哀悼是一种过程

Every culture has its own rituals and traditions

每个文化都有自己的仪式和传统

to facilitate mourning

来表达哀悼

The ancient Egyptians had their mummification

远古的埃及人有他们的木乃伊

the Tibetans had their sky funerals

藏族同胞有天葬的传统

And when I was little and my dog died my mom sat me down

我小时候养的狗死了我妈让我坐下来

and very gently told me that she wished the truck

非常温柔地告诉我她希望

had hit my dad instead

那辆卡车压死的是我爸

I was trying to lighten the mood

我那是为了逗你开心

Your dog had just died

你的狗不是刚死了吗

Howard and I have been working really hard on his audition

霍华德和我一直在排练他的试演

so it'll be helpful to get another set of eyes on it

所以能让其他人来点评一定很有帮助

Well as someone who has watched every episode

作为一个看过无数集

of America's Got Talent

《美国达人》的观众

I'm getting pretty good at telling

我对于真正的美国达人

when some American's got talent

是非常有鉴赏力的

Seriously

真的

海蒂·克鲁姆德国超模《美国达人》评委

Heidi and I agree like 90% of the time

海蒂和我90%情况下都意见一致

All right

好了

Don't be afraid to be brutally honest

不要害怕尽管直言不讳

Like my mom used to say when I was doing pageants

就像我参加选美时我妈说过

"Tears only make your eyes sparkle brighter "

"泪花只会让你的眼睛更加闪亮"

That is both sad and true

这句话又残酷又在理

Half my Instagram is after a good cry

我网上一半的照片都是大哭之后拍的

Howie you ready

华仔你好了吗

Yeah

好了

I now present The Great Howdini

有请伟大的霍迪尼出场

I've got magic to do just for you

我的魔法为你绽开

Magic to do Ben Vereen

I've got miracle plays to play

见证奇迹不要眨眼

I've got parts to perform hearts to warm

好戏开幕我心永远

Kings and things to take by storm

风风雨雨迎头而上

As we go along our

让我们一路洒下

Way

欢乐

Hello I'm The Great Howdini from Altadena California

你好我是来自加州阿尔塔迪纳的伟大的霍迪尼

I have no brothers or sisters

我是家中的独子

and my favorite thing to eat is grilled cheese

我最喜欢的食物是烤奶酪

When does the magic start

魔术什么时候开始

It already started

魔法已经开始了

Hi How are you guys doing

你们还好吧

A little better if you can believe it

进步了一点不管你信不信

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Go away

走开啦

Buddy come on let us help you

老兄别这样让我们帮助你吧

The only person who could help me was erased

唯一能帮我的人已经被

by the Medford High Wolves

梅福德高中的群狼队洗掉了

Oh that's funny My high school was also the wolves

说来好笑我的高中校队也叫群狼队

No Not now Okay

怎么不能提这事好吧

Look t this might seem strange but uh

这事听起来很奇怪但是

we thought it might help you get some closure if you had a chance

我们想如果你能正式地和你的论文道别

to properly say good bye to your paper

也许会对你现在的情况有帮助

Yeah you know we could say a few words

没错我们可以发表几句感想

you could talk about what it meant to you

你可以抒发一下它对你的意义

and and we could bury it somewhere

然后我们可以找个地方把它埋了

You mean have a funeral for our theory

你是说为我们的理论办个葬礼

Yeah

没错

That's ridiculous

太荒唐了

I thought so too but my mom thought it might work

我本来也这么认为但我妈说也许会有用

Beverly thought it would help We should try it

贝弗利觉得会有帮助吗那应该试试

Wha How come when you thought it was my idea

你以为办法是我想的时怎么就...

Leonard please this is not about you

莱纳德拜托不是任何事都围着你转

I guess we could bury it in the park

我们可以把它埋到公园里

Yeah where dogs do their business

你是指狗狗上大小号

and other dogs sniff that business I don't think so

然后其他狗狗去闻的地方吗得了吧

What would you like to do Sheldon

你想怎么做呢谢尔顿

The only fitting send off

只有一种送别仪式适合

a Viking funeral

维京葬礼

You mean like push it out into a lake

你是指把它推进湖中心

and shoot it with a flaming arrow

然后用点着火的箭射它吗

This guy gets it

这哥们懂行

How about a bathtub and a match

用浴缸和火柴代替行不

How about a bathtub and a flaming arrow

用浴缸和点着火的箭行不

How about a bathtub a match and an ice cold Yoo hoo after

用浴缸火柴和一杯冰巧克力饮品行吗

Sold

成交

Would you like to say something

你想说些什么吗

Y Yes thank you

好的谢谢

I know this is just a scientific theory

我知道这只是个科学理论

but to me it was more than that

但对我来说远不止此

It described the universe in a new and beautiful way

它用一种美妙的全新方式描述了宇宙

I want that to be the universe we live in

我希望我们生活在那个宇宙中

but I guess it's not

但看样子不可能了

Would you like to shoot the arrow

艾米你想射箭吗

It's kind of beautiful isn't it

挺美的不是吗

Yeah it is

是很美

It's getting kind of close to the curtain

火离浴帘越来越近了

It's in water it's fine

在水里呢没事的

Looks like we both had theories that were wrong Okay

-看来我们都提出了错误的理论 -好了

Are you getting sick

你病了吗

No I have glitter in my nose

不是我鼻子进了亮片

Just your nose

只有鼻子吗

Consider yourself lucky

那你算幸运的了

Hey I'm gonna take tomorrow off

我打算明天休假不上班

so we can spend the whole day running the act

我们就有一整天时间排练了

You know what it has been so much fun working on this with you but

其实跟你一起排练魔术很快乐

‭ But what It hasn't

-然而什么 -不是真正的快乐

I'm not gonna audition

我不去参加试镜了

Hey I didn't raise a quitter

我拉扯大的孩子可不会轻言放弃

You didn't raise me at all

我又不是你养大的

Look I get that you're scared but we just have to push past that

我明白你很害怕我们战胜恐惧就行了

I'm not scared I don't like the act

我不是害怕我不喜欢那套魔术

It's over the top

它太浮夸了

and weird and has more jazz hands than magic

又奇葩耍爵士乐手势多过变魔术

Why didn't you say something earlier

你之前怎么不说呢

You seemed like you were so happy

因为你看起来很开心

and then when I tried to say something

然后等我想跟你坦白时

you seemed like you were so mad

你又好像准备河东狮吼

Hey this isn't about me

这事我又不是主角

I just wanted you to have your dream

我只是希望你能完成梦想

and I wanted to control everything

而且我想一手掌控

about how you looked and acted so that your victory was mine

你的造型和表演这样你的胜利就属于我的了

Well that's honest

你还真诚实

But if I'm gonna go through with this

但如果我要做这件事

I have to do it my own way

就必须用我自己的方式

I respect that

我尊重你

and I'm glad that I helped lead you to this moment

我也很欣慰是我带领你走到这一步

Stop trying to make this your victory

别再说成是你的功劳了

Why are you watching that

你为什么在看这个

I'm just looking to see

我就想看看

if there's anything left of your speech

还有没有剩下你的打气录像

It's not important I remember everything I said

不重要我记得自己说过什么

And

然后呢

It was good it just would've meant more coming from me

很鼓舞只是听到我自己说出来会更有意义

All right bring it in

好了都过来

Is that your dad

那是你爸吗

It is

是的

I've only seen pictures of him

我只看过他的照片

I know we're down by a lot

我知道我们落后很多

And if I'm being honest with you

说实话

we're probably not gonna win this one

我们估计是不会赢这场了

In fact we're definitely not gonna win this one

事实上我们肯定会输

Do you want me to turn it off

你想我关掉吗

But we're not gonna quit either

但我们不会放弃

And if we do lose

如果我们真的输了

you need to know that doesn't make you losers

你们也得知道自己不是人生输家

You learn as much about who you are and what you're made of

从失败中学到的自我认识和自我价值

from failing as you do from success

一点不比从胜利中学到的少

Maybe more

甚至更多

So you can spend the next half feeling sorry for yourselves

所以下半场你们可以自怨自艾

or you can get out there and give them hell

也可以让他们尝尝地狱的滋味

Yeah Let's give them hell

没错地狱的滋味

Oh watch your mouth your mom might

别说这词你妈可能会...

I remember that game

我记得那场比赛

Did they win

他们最后赢了吗

Oh no

没有

No they lost so bad the other team

他们落后非常多

let one of their cheerleaders try to kick a field goal

对手甚至让他们的拉拉队员来射门

Well that was a nice speech Too bad it didn't work

那番话很激励人心可惜没起作用

Maybe it did

也许起作用了

What do you mean

什么意思

I've been acting like the game is over

我一直表现得像是比赛结束了

but it's only halftime

但其实只打了半场而已

And there's a lot more physics left to play

还有很多物理比赛可以打

Wow was that your first ever sports metaphor

这是你人生第一次用运动作比喻吗

It was

还真是

And I think it was a home run

而且还是一记全垒打呢

That's two

两个比喻了

It's interesting

真有意思

I've always thought that my father's journey and my own were so different

我一直以为我爸和我的人生路途大不相同

but he also faced failure and setbacks

但他同样面对过失败和挫折

Maybe our lives mirrored each other more than I thought

也许我们人生互相映射的地方比我想的要多

So from one viewpoint

所以从一种角度来说

you and your father's lives are asymmetrical

你和你父亲的人生不对称

but from another vantage point they're symmetrical

但从另一个角度来说是对称的

Sheldon

谢尔顿

what if symmetry and asymmetry are observer relative

对称和不对称会不会是随观察者不同而变化

That would mean that the Russian paper was right

那意味着那篇苏联论文是对的

But only from one perspective

但只是从一种角度来说

If we look at it from a deeper view in more dimensions

如果从更多维度的另一角度来看

our theory still stands

我们的理论仍然成立

Not only stands I it might be an even bigger idea

不只是成立甚至有可能

than the one we were originally proposing

比我们原来提出的假设更宏大

Go get your laptop We have a paper to fix

去把电脑拿来我们要修改论文

Okay

好的

Thanks Dad

谢谢你爸爸

We're gonna give them hell

我们会让他们尝尝地狱的滋味

Hi I'm The Great Howdini

大家好我是伟大的霍迪尼

and it's an honor to be auditioning at the Magic Castle

很荣幸能来到魔术城堡进行试镜

Could I borrow your watch sir

我能借一下你的手表吗先生

Sure Thank you

-好啊 -谢谢

Ooh Rolex fancy I'll get it right back to you

劳力士呢真高档等会就还你

Observe one very expensive watch

请看这是一支昂贵的手表

one wooden mallet

这是一个木锤

Do I dare I do

我敢砸吗当然

Would you be amazed if your watch survived that pounding

如果你的手表没被砸坏你会感到惊奇吗

I think you would behold

你一定会的见证奇迹