生活大爆炸-S07E06_生活大爆炸

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What are you working on

你在忙什么呢

Can't talk In the zone

没空说话专注模式中

Do you know what he's doing

你知道他在忙什么吗

Could be anything

有各种可能

Last time he was like this

上次像这样时

he figured out electron transport in graphene

他解决了石墨烯中的电子传递问题

The time before that he was making a list

再之前的那次他列了一张

of who's allowed in his tree fort if he ever gets one

如果他有树屋谁可以上去玩的名单

Still can't believe I didn't make the cut

至今不敢相信我居然落选了

Uh Sheldon you want to take a break

谢尔顿要休息一下吗

Your food's ready

吃的来了哦

No no what are you doing

别这样你干什么呢

He's both happy and quiet

他现在既开心又安静

It's like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time

就像同时看到独角兽和大野人一样罕见

Sorry we're so late

抱歉我们来晚了

Bernadette got stuck at work

伯纳黛特工作太忙走不开

Great news

重大好消息

A raccoon virus just crossed the species barrier

一种浣熊病毒刚刚打破了种族障碍

and now can infect humans

现在可以传染给人类了

Why is that great news

这算什么重大好消息

In the pharmaceutical business we have a saying

在医药界我们有种说法

"Mo' infections mo' money "

"传染越多赚钱越多"

Wait

等等

Maybe you want to wash

你还是先洗洗

your little raccoon hands first

你那双小浣熊爪子吧

Oh calm down

放轻松

If I had it I'd be dead already

我要是真感染了早就挂了

Guys listen up

各位听我说

Can't listen zone

没空听专注模式中

Also don't care

同时也不感兴趣

Next week is the anniversary of my first date with Bernadette

下周是我和伯纳黛特初次约会的周年纪念

Really don't care

彻底不感兴趣

I want to do something special

我想来点特殊的惊喜

and I was hoping you guys could be a part of it

希望大家能够一起参与

Aw what horrible thing are you trying to make up for

你是干了什么坏事现在想要弥补吧

Just putting something in the bank

我不过是先存点额度

for what horrible thing I do next

留着下次干坏事时用

Look she's gonna be back any second so here's the deal

趁她还没回来先说我的计划

I'm writing a song and I was hoping

我在写一首歌

we could all play it for her together

希望可以大家演奏给她听

Oh I love that

我喜欢这主意

That is so beautiful

太有爱了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

When did we get to the Cheesecake Factory

我们什么时候来的芝士蛋糕工厂

第七季第六集

生活大爆炸

It's really sweet what Howard wants to do for Bernadette

霍华德想给伯纳黛特的惊喜真有心

Yeah

对啊

Hey how come you've never done anything romantic

你怎么就从没做点浪漫的事

to celebrate our first date

来庆祝我们的初次约会呢

Well for starters you've broken up with me so many times

首先你甩我的次数太多

which first date are we talking about

你的初次约会是指哪一次呢

Ooh somebody call the burn ward

这巴掌打得太响了

And back to the zone

重回专注模式中

And besides I do romantic things for you all the time

再说了我经常为你制造浪漫呀

Can you even name one romantic thing you've done for me

倒是你能想出为我做过什么浪漫的事吗

I can name tons

我做过的可多了

Sex doesn't count

床事不算

I know what about that Bed and Breakfast

对了上次我们去住民宿算吧

Well I took you there

是我带你去的

All you did was

你所做的就只有...

I know what I did

我很清楚自己做了什么

I bet they had to throw out that rocking chair

我估计他们得把那摇摇椅丢掉了

You know I can be romantic if I want to

要是我愿意我也能变得很浪漫

It's fine

没关系啦

And also not true

你能浪漫才怪

Okay just you wait and see

算了你就等着瞧吧

I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off

我非浪漫得你魂飞魄散不可

That's beautiful

这话真动听

Is that Shakespeare

敢问是莎士比亚的名言吗

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Zone

模式中

He'll figure it out when he falls off the roof

等他从屋顶摔下来就会知道自己走过了

Sheldon I know you're in the zone

谢尔顿我知道你沉浸在模式中

but do you want some tea

但你要喝茶吗

All right I can't believe I'm gonna say this

好吧真不敢相信我要这么说

but you haven't spoken in hours

你好几个小时都没说过话了

and I'm starting to get worried

我开始有点担心了

Please say something

拜托你说点什么吧

Leonard prepare to be humbled

莱纳德准备好五体投地

and weep at the glory of my genius

被本座的无上智慧吓哭吧

Nope it was better before

我错了你还是不说话的好

Look at it

看看这白板

I feel like my mind just made a baby

感觉就像我的智商生下了个娃

And it's beautiful

多可爱的宝宝啊

It's not like human babies

它和人类宝宝不一样

which are loud and covered in goop

不会大吵大哭浑身覆盖黏糊糊的液体

Holy crap Sheldon

我的上帝啊谢尔顿

did you just figure out a method

你这是想出了一个办法

for synthesizing a new stable super heavy element

可以人工合成一种新型稳定超重元素吗

Did I

是吗

Well that can't be right

这不可能呀

No one's ever done that before

从来没有人成功过呢

Except me because I just did it

除了我我想出来了

Sheldon and his brain yeah

谢尔顿谢尔顿脑力无边

Sheldon and his brain yeah

谢尔顿谢尔顿脑震八方

Sheldon and his brain yeah

谢尔顿谢尔顿脑动武林

Sheldon and his brain yeah

谢尔顿谢尔顿脑霸天下

Sheldon and his brain

谢尔顿谢尔顿

Yeah definitely better before

没错还是不说话的好

So I'm almost done writing the song for Bernadette

我给伯纳黛特写的歌快完工了

Are you cool playing the cello

你拉大提琴行吗

If by "cool" you mean "willing to " Yes

如果你是指乐意的"行" 那我可以

If by "cool" You mean "cool "

如果是指我拉琴有"型"

clearly you've never seen me play the cello

那你绝对是没见我拉大提琴的样子

Great Will you play the ukulele

很好那你弹尤克里里琴吧

Of course I'd be happy to shred it on my ax

好啊我非常乐意炫一下我的速技

Or you could just play your tiny ridiculous guitar

要不就弹你那把小得出奇的傻逼吉他也行

Fine I will melt her heart

好啦我会弹得她心醉...

And her face

脸也碎的

Gentlemen

各位先生

Uh no doubt you heard about my little breakthrough

你们都听说了我的小突破吧

Now if your plan

如果你们计划

is to hoist me on your shoulders

把我抬在肩上

and carry me around the cafeteria please refrain

在小餐厅里游行一周还请你们尽量不要

I don't care for heights motion sickness

我个人不喜欢高处我有晕动病

or the thought of your necks touching my buttocks

也不喜欢让你们的脖子蹭我的尊臀

Seriously congratulations Sheldon

说真的恭喜你谢尔顿

Yeah I read your paper online

我在网上看到了你的论文

That technique for creating a new heavy element is inspired

创造一种新的重元素的方法相当启发人

Oh well thank you

谢谢

Believe it or not

信不信由你

I just learned a Chinese research team

我刚得知中国湖北

at the Hubei Institute for Nuclear Physics

核子物理研究所的研究小组

ran a test on a cyclotron

在回旋加速器上进行了测试

and the results were extremely promising

结果相当喜人

Sheldon that's incredible Yeah I know

-谢尔顿太不可思议了 -我知道

They called it the greatest thing since the Communist party

他们称之为自共产党成立后最伟大的事

Although I'm pretty sure that

不过我相当确信

the Communist party made them say that

是共产党让他们这样说的

I like China

我爱中国

See they know how to keep people in line

他们知道如何让人守规矩

So what happens next

接下来会怎样

Oh more testing more success more fame

更多的测试更多的成功更多的名望

But don't worry

别担心

I will remain the same down to earth humble Joe

我会一如既往保持那颗踏踏实实的

I've always been

谦卑之心

Good to know Yeah

-太好了 -是的

Now give me that cookie

你的饼干本皇要了

I discovered an element

我发现了新元素

Thank you so much for coming

感谢你能来

You called the right person

你找对人了

I believe I have the perfect romantic evening

我相信我能设计出一个完美的浪漫之夜

for you to give Leonard

让你送给莱纳德

Okay good 'cause I've been really struggling with this

太好了因为我真的是没辙了

As I'm sure you're aware

我相信你知道

the quickest way to a man's heart is through his

最快的抓住男人心的方法是俘获他的...

Pants but Leonard says sex doesn't count

"裤裆" 但莱纳德说床事不算

You poor thing

可怜的女人

You have one arrow in your quiver

箭袋里只有一支箭

and you just can't use it

却被禁止使用

Fortunately another pathway to a man's heart

幸运的是另一个抓住男人心的方法是

is through his stomach

俘获他的胃

I don't know if I want to cook for him

我不太愿意给他做饭

he's kind of a picky eater

他在吃方面很挑剔

I mean "It's too salty

总是说 "太咸了"

It's too dry

"太干了"

It's too burnt and frozen at the same time "

"这玩意简直是冻与焦之歌啊"

Wait come on

拜托

what else would sweep you off your feet

还有什么办法能让你春心荡漾的

Well I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing

我一直有个关于跳舞的幻想

The sexual chemistry

我与舞伴之间的

between my partner and me is electric

暧昧感觉犹如电光四射

But boy oh boy

老天啊老天

does my father not approve

我父亲却不赞同这段恋情

until he sees us in the big dance competition

直到他在舞蹈比赛上看到我们热舞一曲

Okay that's just the plot for Dirty Dancing

拜托这是电影《辣身舞》的剧情

What else would you love

你还喜欢什么

Other than being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head

除上被帕特里克·斯威兹举过头顶之外

《辣身舞》男主角

Oh Oh uh you could uh stand outside his window

对了你可以站在他的窗户外

with a boom box in the air

将手提音响高高地举起放歌

That's from Say Anything

这是电影《情到深处》的桥段

Look I'm a lonely guy I watch a lot of movies

我是一个深闺寂寞的男人没事就爱看电影

Look Penny if you truly want to be romantic

佩妮如果你真的想要浪漫

it needs to come from you

就得发自内心

I get that but why is this so hard

我明白可为什么这么难呢

Well you've probably never had to do this stuff

可能是因为你从来不用做这些事

'cause you're young and beautiful

因为你既年轻又漂亮

and men have always thrown themselves at you

男人对你趋之若鹜

Yeah I'm trying to be sad about that

是啊我想为此难过一下

I can't

但我做不到

Let's see what's next

我想想下个是什么

Okay Here

好的这个

This is the Magic Marker

这只马克笔

I was using when I made the discovery

是我做出发现时使用的

I don't think the Smithsonian's gonna want your marker

我不觉得美国博物馆会要你的马克笔

And that's why you're not on a list for my tree fort

这就是我树屋不欢迎你的原因

Ooh guess who's getting an article

猜猜《今日物理》

written about him in Physics Today

将写篇关于谁的报导

I'll give you a hint

给你个提示

You measured the diameter of his suspicious mole yesterday

你昨天为他测量过一颗可疑痣的直径

Sheldon I'm so proud of you

谢尔顿我真为你骄傲

Well you should be

这是应该的

My discovery is spreading like wildfire

我的发现的散播速度犹如星火燎原

Unlike my mole which is holding steady

和我的痣不同这颗痣保持稳定

at the size of a navy bean

一直保持菜豆的大小

What's next

下一个是什么

This is the very copy

这本是

of The Handbook of Chemistry and Physics

《化学物理手册》

in which I looked up the reaction rates

我就是用这本查询了

of mendelevium and

钔的反应速率以及...

And what No

-以及什么 -完了

No no no no

完了完了完了

What's wrong

出什么事了

I've made a horrible mistake

我犯了个可怕的错误

What are you talking about

你在说什么

This table it's in square centimeters

这个表格是平方厘米制的

I read it as square meters

我看成了平方米

You know what that means

知道这意味着什么吗

That Americans can't handle the metric system

美国人看不懂公制吗

Amy I was off by a factor of 10 000

艾米我这是失之毫厘差之千里的错误

But the Chinese team found the element

但是中国研究小组发现了元素

Yeah well they shouldn't have

他们不应该发现的

My calculations were wrong

我的计算是错的

There must be some resonance

元素之间肯定有

between the elements I didn't know about

我不知道的某种共振

So you just got lucky

这么说你只是幸运吗

Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky

谢尔顿·库珀从来不靠幸运[没上过床]

You and me both brother

咱们同病相怜小哥哥

It doesn't matter

这不重要

The element was found because of you

因为你元素才会被发现

and that's groundbreaking

这是突破性的成果

What matters is

重要的是

the greatest scientific achievement of my life

我这辈子最伟大的科学成就

is based on a blunder

是建立在一个巨大的错误之上

I'm not a genius I'm a fraud

我不是天才我是个骗子

You know Sheldon in neuroscience

谢尔顿在神经系统学里

we're forever finding something in one part of the brain

我们总是在大脑某处有所发现

that we thought was someplace else

但地方和原来想的完全不一样

Oh great

这下可好

Now I'm worse than a fraud

现在我连骗子都不如了

I'm practically a biologist

我沦为生物学家之流了

You got to stop beating yourself up over this

你别再为这件事自责了

I mean you made a mistake but it was a happy mistake

你虽然犯了错误但也是个值得开心的错误

There's nothing happy about it

没什么好值得开心的

I'm being given credit that I don't deserve

这份功劳不是我应得的

Oh people get things they don't deserve all the time

人们经常会得到自己不应得的东西

Look at me with you

看我的朋友是你就知道了

No Leonard this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life

莱纳德这件事会让我余生都痛苦不堪

Every science classroom

每一个科学教室

every periodic table every textbook

每一张元素周期表每一本教科书

this mistake will be staring back at me

这个错误会恶狠狠地瞪着我

like that time you let Koothrappali wax your eyebrows

就像那次你让库萨帕里帮你修眉毛的后果一样

I've got to find a way to stop this thing

我要想办法解决这件事

Buddy I don't think you can

伙计我觉得你没辙

I mean once it's out there it's out there

我的意思是木已成舟实难挽回

This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape

这件事就好比科学界的性爱影片流出

You know frankly I'd prefer a sex tape

老实说我宁愿我的错是性爱影片

You don't know what a sex tape is do you

你不知道性爱影片是什么吧

不知道

Make sure you guys get to the restaurant by 8 00

你们一定要在8点准时到达餐厅

Bernadette's meeting me there at 8 30

伯纳黛特会在8点半到达

and I don't want to blow the surprise

我可不想搞砸这次惊喜

We'll be there Got it

-我们会准时到的 -收到

Now uh I have a question about the song

对于这首歌我有个问题

I was thinking at some point

我一直在想能不能

I could bust out a little rap

在歌的某处给你加点说唱饶舌风

N N N No

嘿哟不不不要

Come on come on you haven't even heard it yet

干嘛这样你都还没听呢

Leonard give me a beat

莱纳德来点拍子

I will not

不要

Please

拜托啦

No I want this to be romantic

不要我要的是浪漫好吗

It will be

会很浪漫啊

I don't call anyone a ho

歌词里没有叫任何人"婊子"

and the only time I use the phrase "my bitch "

而且我唯一用到"我的小贱人"这个词

I'm referring to you

指的还是你

There he is

他来了

Stop it

停下

Stop celebrating me

别鼓掌赞扬我

And no woos

还有无欢呼

Oh not you Dr Woo You're fine

不是说你吴[无]博士跟你没关系

I want you all to know

我想让大家知道

that you have no reason to applaud me

你们没必要为我鼓掌喝彩

My so called breakthrough

我所谓的"突破"

wasn't the result of my genius

不是因为我的聪明才智

It was nothing more than a boneheaded mistake

那不过是我犯的低级错误而已

So please refrain

所以以后

from praising me for it in the future

请克制住你们想为此赞扬我的冲动

Wh I don't understand

什么我不懂

They didn't find the element

他们没发现那个元素吗

Oh no they found the element

不他们发现了

No no stop it

不不停下

I don't need to take this admiration

我不需要你们这样的人

from the likes of you people

来赞美崇拜我

How do I make them stop loving me

我怎么才能让他们不喜欢我呢

Invite them to live with us

邀请他们跟咱们一起住

Boy Bernadette is gonna love this Yeah

-伯纳黛特一定会感动死的 -对啊

It must be nice to have someone do something so romantic

有人为自己做这么浪漫的事感觉一定很棒

Okay you know what's not romantic

够了你知道什么是不浪漫吗

Rubbing it in someone's face

正面嘲讽别人[在别人脸上蹭来蹭去]

Actually it can be

老实说这的确是

but I told you sex doesn't count

但我之前说了床事不算

I'm getting worried about Bernadette

我开始担心伯纳黛特了

I'm gonna call and check on her

我要打给她问一下

The National Science Foundation

国家科学基金会

wants to give me a substantial grant

想给我一大笔研究基金

Oh that's a big deal I know

-这是大事啊 -我知道

When will this nightmare end

这场恶梦要何时才能结束

Hey I get that you feel bad about all the attention

我知道你觉得受不起这些关注

but still what you did is amazing

但你做的事真的很了不起

We're really proud of you I'm not

-我们为你感到骄傲 -除了我

You're not

你不是吗

Sheldon I've been thinking about it

谢尔顿我一直在考虑这件事

and you're right

你说得对

You don't deserve any credit

这份功劳不是你应得的

All you did was misread some numbers on a table

你不过是看错了表上一些数字

A very easy table too

那还是一张非常简单的表

Honestly I'm embarrassed for you

老实说我为你感到羞愧

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard

这是我这辈子听过最浪漫的话了

Damn it everyone's better at this than me

靠大家都比我会耍浪漫

Congratulations Dr Fowler

恭喜你福勒博士

You just made the fort

我的树屋欢迎你

Guys there w was an accident at Bernie's lab

各位妮妮的实验室出事了

Oh my God is she okay

天啊她没事吧

Yeah but she's at the hospital in quarantine

没事不过她被送去医院隔离了

What Poor Bernadette

-什么 -可怜的伯纳黛特

I hate to pile on the bad news but I just got a raise

我不想雪上加霜但我刚获得加薪了

Oh my God Bernie what happened

天啊妮妮发生什么事了

Well let's just say the next time you move

我只能说下次当你把

a dozen vials of raccoon virus to the fridge

12瓶浣熊病毒放进冰箱时

make two trips

最好分两次拿

You're sure you're okay

你确定你没事吗

Yeah it's just a precaution

没事这只是防范措施而已

If there was a problem

如果我有事

I'd be throwing up out of my eyeballs by now

我早就连眼珠子吐出来了

Sorry I messed up our date

抱歉我搞砸了我们的约会

No don't worry about it

不用担心

I brought the date here

我把约会带这来了

Guys come on in

各位快进来

What's all this

这是怎么回事

Well tonight is the anniversary of our first date

今晚是我们第一次约会的周年纪念日

and I wanted to celebrate it by writing a song for you

我为你写了首歌来庆祝

Howie

华仔

Sheldon get over here

谢尔顿快过来

She might be contagious

她可能会传染人

Don't you think I'm having a rough enough day

你觉得我今天过得还不够糟吗

Sheldon

谢尔顿

If I didn't have you

如果身旁没有你

Life would be blue

生活无趣失重心

I'd be Dr Who without the TARDIS

《神秘博士》没话亭

对这剧有举足轻重的意义

电视剧《神秘博士》中的多功能电话亭

Is it me or does she not look so good

你们有没有觉得她看着像是被感染了

A candle without a wick

也像蜡烛没灯芯

A Watson without a Crick

沃森没了克里克

DNA分子的结构

沃森与克里克与另一名搭档一起发现了

I'd be one of my outfits without a dick ie

像我衣服少领结

I'd be cheese without the mac

起司没有通心面

Jobs without the Wozniak

像乔布斯没搭档

乔布斯与好搭档沃兹尼亚克

苹果公司的创始人

I'd be solving exponential equations

没有了你就像是

That use bases not found on your calculator

用少底的计算器来解指数方程式

Making it much harder to crack

难度加倍解不出

I'd be an atom without a bomb

像个原子没有弹

A dot without the com

像个点儿少了康

网路DNS的通用頂級域 ".com"

And I'd probably still live with my mom

而且还在跟妈住

And he'd probably still live with his mom

他还会在跟妈住

Ever since I met you you turned my world around

打从初次遇见你一切天翻又地覆

You supported all my dreams and all my hopes

我的梦想与希望都有你在支持我

You're like uranium 235 and I'm uranium 238

你若是那铀235 那我就是铀238

Almost inseparable isotopes

难分离的同位素

I couldn't have imagined

我从没能想象到

How good my life would get

此生能如此幸福

From the moment

而我幸福的起点

That I met you

是在初次遇见你

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Oh Howie

华仔

If I didn't have you

如果身旁没有你

Life would be dreary

百无聊赖失寄托

I'd be string theory without any string

像弦理论失了弦

I'd be binary code without a one

二进位中少了1

二进位码是由0与1组成

A cathode ray tube without an electron gun

阴极射线管没枪

阴极射线管中都有阴极电子枪

I'd be Firefly Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon

《萤火虫》《巴菲》《复联》没了导演乔斯·惠登

电影《复仇者联盟》导演都是乔斯惠登

电视剧《萤火虫》《吸血鬼猎人巴菲》

I'd speak a lot more Klingon

会多说克林贡语

克林贡语是星际迷航剧中的人造语言

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

黄道吉日今宜死

下一句其实是"送我们的敌人去见祖宗吧"

克林贡语版的"today is a good day to die"

And he'd definitely still live with his mom

他还会在跟妈住

Ever since I met you you turned my world around

打从初次遇见你一切天翻又地覆

You're my best friend and my lover

当我挚爱与挚友

We're like changing electric and magnetic fields

要电动才能生磁而磁变才会生电

You can't have one

如果没有了对方

Without the other

只有自己便不行

I couldn't have imagined

我从没能想象到

How good my life would get

此生能如此幸福

From the moment that I met you

而我幸福的起点是在初次遇见你

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Oh we couldn't have imagined

我们从没想象到

How good our lives would get

此生能如此幸福

From the moment that we met you

我们幸福的起点是在初次遇见你

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Howie that was amazing

华仔这歌太棒了

Look I'm shaking

我听得都发抖了

She's sick I knew it Bye

我就知道她被感染了我先闪了

I have to say

不得不说

this is the best top Ramen you've ever made

这是你做过最好吃的一次拉面

I discovered a secret ingredient

我发现了一个神秘原料

the flavor packet

叫"调味包"

That sucker is well named

那包玩意还真不是浪得虚名

All right lover boy

好啦小宝贝

Get ready 'cause there is a crap storm of romance

做好准备狂风暴雨般的浪漫

coming your way

将对你席卷而来

Stop it you're gonna make me cry

别这样我会"感动"到哭

All right You seem pretty confident

好吧既然你这么有信心

Oh I am

必须的

Maybe if you follow this trail

如果你沿着这花径走

you'll see why

或许就能知道原因

Oh rose petals Yes

-还有玫瑰花瓣啊 -没错

The most beautiful

所有花中

and shockingly expensive of all the flowers

最美丽贵得吓死人的花

You made the bed

你还铺了床

You really are pulling out all the stops

真使出浑身解数啊

Okay I gave this a lot of thought

我费了好大一番心思

and I finally found something to show you

终于找到了一样能向你表达

how much I love you

我深深爱意的礼物

It's a first edition of

是第一版的

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

《银河系漫游指南》

I remember it was your favorite book growing up

我记得这是你从小到大最爱的书

This is great

太棒了

It thank you

谢谢你

It's so much

这份礼物太重了

What

怎么了

Nothing I love it No

-没有啊我很喜欢 -不对

Something's going on What's wrong with it

你表情不对劲这书哪里有问题

I remember you saying how great it would be

我记得你说过有一本初版的这书

to have a first edition

会有多棒

It's true I I did

是的我是说过

I did say that

我说这句话

when we were at the used bookstore together

是我们一起在二手书店

and I saw the first edition and I bought it

我买下第一版的这书时说的

Oh my God I am the worst No no it's okay

-天啊我太差劲了 -没事没事

It's really thoughtful

你已经很贴心了

No it's not I mean

不才不是

What's thoughtful is everything you do

你所做的一切才是最贴心的

Here you know what Look at this

这里你看这些

Look here's the the plane ticket you bought me

你看这是你帮我买的机票

when I was too poor to go home for the holidays

当时我假期没钱买机票回老家

And the rose you left on my windshield

这是你放在我挡风玻璃上的玫瑰花

just because

就耍耍浪漫

Here's the the thank you letter you wrote me

这是你在我们第一次做爱后隔天

after the first time I slept with you

你写给我的感谢信

All 11 pages of it

整整十一页呢

Can't believe you saved all this stuff

没想到你把这些都保留下来了

Of course I did

当然啦

It's you

都是你的心意

Come here

过来

Is that a pregnancy test

那是验孕棒吗

Oh yeah just the first one

就留了第一根

I didn't save them all

我当然不会全留下

I can't believe I read this table wrong

真不敢相信我看错了这表格

I blame you

都怪你

Me What did I do

我关我什么事

You distract me

你害我分心

I've been distracted since the moment I met you

从遇见你的那一刻你就让我分心

Sorry

对不起嘛

Well you should be

没错

Because all I can think about

因为我脑海里

is how much I want to kiss you

满满得都是想吻你的冲动

And not just on the cheek but on the mouth

而且不是吻脸颊是要吻嘴唇

Like mommies and daddies do

像所有爸爸妈妈做的那样

Oh Sheldon

谢尔顿

Amy

艾米

Amy

艾米

Did you hear what I said

你听到我说的了吗

Can't talk in the zone

没空说话专注模式中