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Some
news
of
our
wedding
说一件关于我们婚礼的事情
I
have
sent
you
all
a
"Save
the
date"
e
mail.
我给各位发了一封"空出时间"电邮
Oh
exciting.
You
guys
picked
a
date
太好啦 你们选好日子了吗
Better.
I
picked
80
dates.
何止如此 我选好了80个日子
And
I
need
you
to
save
them
all
until
we
narrow
it
down.
我需要你们空出全部日子 直到名单缩小
I
thought
we
agreed
on
June
15.
我还以为我们同意选6月15了
That's
the
day
after
Flag
Day.
那是美国国旗日隔天
Everyone'll
be
partied
out.
大家肯定庆祝到脱力了
It's
a
date
just
pick
one.
选个日子而已 干脆点
It's
not
just
a
date
it's
a
textbook
optimization
problem.
这不止是一个日子 这是经典的最佳化问题
There
is
a
perfect
date
just
like
there's
绝对有个最佳日期 就像是有
a
perfect
room
temperature
and
a
perfect
dessert.
最佳室温与最佳餐后甜品一样
Mm.
There's
no
perfect
dessert.
才没有最佳餐后甜品呢
Yellow
cake
in
the
shape
of
a
dinosaur
恐龙形状的海绵蛋糕
with
chocolate
frosting
撒上巧克力糖霜
a
scoop
of
vanilla
ice
cream
on
the
side
边上配一勺香草冰淇淋球
not
touching.
不碰到蛋糕
You'll
see.
到时候你就知道了
You'll
have
it
at
our
wedding.
你会在我们婚礼上吃到
You
wanna
bet
来打赌吗
You
give
me
enough
time
你们给我足够时间
I
can
do
the
same
thing
with
a
wedding
date
我也能够为婚礼算出完美日子
it
needs
to
be
on
the
weekend
它必须是在周末
uh
not
near
any
of
your
birthdays
避开你们任何人的生日
or
the
weekend
of
Comic
Con.
或漫展周末
Ooh
you
could
get
married
at
Comic
Con.
你也可以在漫展上结婚啊
No
No
-不行 -不行
We
just
need
a
weekend
date
我们只需要选一个
that's
completely
boring
and
uneventful.
无聊又平凡的普通周末就行了
Too
bad
you
didn't
get
your
ducks
in
a
row
让你们不把事情都安排好
'cause
tonight
would
have
been
perfect.
不然其实今晚完美符合你条件呢
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第三集
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20171011
Good
morning.
早安
Good
morning.
早安啊
I
know
today
is
Apple
Jacks
day
but...
we're
all
out.
我知道今天是吃苹果脆片的日子 但没有了
That's
fine.
I'll
have
anything.
没事 我吃什么都行
Really
真的假的
Yeah.
You
know...
是啊 你懂的
whatev.
无所...
"Whatev"
"无所[谓]"吗
I
like
this
side
of
you.
我喜欢你的这面
You
know
what
I
like
那你知道我喜欢什么吗
Smooth
jazz.
柔和爵士
Hey
just
a
reminder
提醒你一下
I'm
going
out
for
drinks
after
work.
Oh.
Great.
-今天下班后我要去喝酒 -很好
Just
a
reminder
you're
pregnant.
提醒你一下 你有孕在身
I'm
not
drinking
just
taking
a
new
coworker
out.
我自己不喝 只是带新同事去
Oh.
Just
a
reminder
you're
married.
提醒你一下 你是有夫之妇
Female
coworker.
女同事
She's
new
in
town
and
I
want
to
make
her
feel
welcome.
初来乍到 我想让她感觉有家的温暖
And
let
her
know
the
office
is
full
of
liars
以及在大家跟她说我很毒辣之前
before
everyone
tells
her
I'm
mean.
先灌输她办公室都是说谎精的思想
Is
she
single
她单身吗
I'm
not
setting
her
up
with
Raj.
我才不要撮合她跟拉杰
What
about
Stuart
Are
you
listening
-那斯图尔特呢 -你是没听我说话吗
I
want
her
to
think
I'm
not
mean.
我想要她觉得我是暖心好人
Okay.
Well
it's
just...
好吧 我会这么说
we
have
two
single
friends.
也只是因为我们有两个单身朋友嘛
Howie
I
just
met
this
woman.
华仔 我才刚认识这女生
Why
don't
I
wait
a
little
and
get
to
know
her
何不稍微等到我更了解她之后呢
Maybe
I
won't
like
her
and
then
I'd
be
happy
或许我会讨厌她 到时我就会很乐意
to
ruin
her
life
with
Stuart
or
Raj.
让斯图尔特与拉杰毁了她人生
That's
all
I
ask.
这样我就满足了
So
you
guys
lived
with
Sheldon
for
a
long
time...
你们俩跟谢尔顿同住过很长一段时间
Long
time.
So
very
long.
-好长 -太长了
By
the
way
congratulations
again
on
your
engagement.
对了 再次恭喜你们订婚啊
Yeah.
You
got
a
good
one.
对啊 你找到了人中之龙啊
Thanks.
So
it's
strange
谢谢 所以有件怪事
Sheldon
was
talking
in
his
sleep
last
night
谢尔顿昨晚睡觉说梦话了
and
he
seemed
like
a
totally
different
person.
感觉他完全是另一个人
He
was
relaxed
and...
他很放松而且...
loose
and
calm.
散漫且平静
Well
Sheldon's
a
complicated
man.
谢尔顿是个复杂的男人
He
said
"Whatev."
他说了"无所"
Give
him
a
brain
scan
that
might
be
a
tumor.
带他去做大脑扫描 可能长瘤了
Well
I
think
the
wedding
planning
is
really
stressful
for
him
我觉得计划婚礼对他造成太大压力了
and
that
can
trigger
sleep
talking.
从而导致梦呓
Well
maybe
this
is
a
part
of
Sheldon's
personality
或许那是谢尔顿性格中
he's
been
repressing.
一直被他压抑的一部分
I
mean
I
think
we
dream
about
things
毕竟不是正所谓
we
wish
we
could
be
in
real
life.
日有所思夜有所梦吗
Really
What
do
you
dream
about
是吗 那你都梦些什么了
Oh.
Uh...
being
the
wife
of
Leonard.
比如当莱纳德的老婆
Mostly
that.
基本都是这个啦
I
choose
to
believe
you.
我选择相信你
Well
as
much
as
we've
studied
the
brain
虽然人类对大脑做过无数研究
there's
still
a
lot
we
don't
know
about
dreams
and
their
function.
但人类对梦与它的作用还是有许多不了解
You
know
even
psychologists
are
divided
on
it.
心理学家们对它的解读也有分歧
Mm
it's
true
Freud
thought
dreams
were
about
sex
的确 佛洛依德认为梦与性有关
Adler
thought
they
were
about
dominance...
阿德勒认为梦与支配有关
后者不同意前者看法
因此退出并自成一派
两者曾是同一精神分析学会的核心人物
Then
again
mine
are
just
about
being
married
to
this
little
guy.
再次强调 我的梦都是与嫁给这位小巨人有关
Well
now
it's
just
edging
into
mockery.
这次感觉像是在嘲讽我了
Well
moving
to
a
new
city
was
a
little
scary
搬到新的城市真的有些让人害怕
but
the
job
seems
great.
但这份工作感觉挺不错的
Everyone's
really
nice.
大家人都很好
Oh
they
are.
Super
nice.
是啊 都超好
I
mean
only
one
them
took
you
out
tonight
虽然只有一个人晚上带你出来玩
but
it's
not
a
competition.
但毕竟这也不是什么比赛
Thanks
again.
再次谢谢你
You
know
we
could
have
gone
somewhere
more
pregnancy
friendly.
其实我们可以去更适合孕妇的地方啊
Oh
it's
okay.
One
of
the
great
things
about
being
pregnant
没事的 怀孕的其中一个亮点就是
is
drinking
cranberry
juice
out
of
a
wineglass
可以用酒杯喝蔓越莓汁
and
watching
people
freak
out.
然后看别人着急的反应
Bernie
妮妮
Oh
damn.
我勒个去
Hey
What
are
the
odds
有缘千里来相会啊
Yeah
seren
frickin'
dipity.
是啊 真特么"巧"啊
Hello.
你好
Rajesh.
Stuart.
-拉杰什 -斯图尔特
Hi.
Ruchi.
我叫如琪
Ruchi
is
my
coworker.
如琪是我的同事
But
that
was
probably
in
your
briefing
packet.
但估计你们在介绍简报里都看过了
What's
wrong
怎么啦
Well
I
found
the
perfect
wedding
date.
我找到了最佳的结婚日了
That's
terrific
No
it's
not.
-那太棒啦 -才不呢
It
was
May
19
1996.
是1996年5月19日
We
would
have
had
a
lovely
wedding.
我们本来可以有一场完美的婚礼
And
our
honeymoon
would
have
coincided
我们的蜜月之旅刚好还能对上
with
the
first
appearance
of
the
Hale
Bopp
comet.
海尔-波普彗星的首次出现
于1997年4月1日过近日点
该彗星在1995年被发现
Sheldon
you
were
16.
谢尔顿 你当时才16岁
And
in
Texas
no
one
would
have
batted
an
eye.
那时我也还在德州 我们那里才没人会管
Oh
wait
it's
no
good.
等等 那天也不好
That's
the
day
that
Jon
Pertwee
the
third
Doctor
Who
died.
第三任《神秘博士》演员是在那天去世的
And
it's
in
the
past.
而且那天已经过了
Hey
hey
I
said
it's
no
good
just
let
it
go.
我已经说那天不好了 放下吧
Sheldon...
谢尔顿
I
appreciate
you
trying
to
make
this
wedding
perfect
我很谢谢你想让婚礼完美
but
it's
making
you
miserable.
但这都快把你搞疯了
No
the
wedding
isn't
making
me
miserable
不是 婚礼没有要把我搞疯
the
calendar
is.
是日子
Why
can't
there
just
be
one
week
each
month
为什么名人就不能集中在
for
famous
people
to
die
每个月某周去世呢
Well
they've
already
arranged
to
die
in
threes
都已经丧事成三了
会有另外两个与死者有关系的人也跟着过世
外国的一种迷信 有人认为一个人死去后
what
more
do
you
want
from
them
你还想要求人家怎么样啊
This
is
so
frustrating.
Why
can't
I
find
a
perfect
date
真是闹心死了 为什么我就找不出最佳的日子呢
I
found
the
perfect
way
to
say
hi
to
cowboys.
我就找出了与牛仔打招呼的最佳方式啊
I'm
just
saying
maybe
there's
a
part
of
you
deep
down
that...
我只是觉得或许在你内心的深处
just
wants
to
relax
a
little
you
know
有一部分的你只想放松下来
Kick
back.
逍遥一点
Say
"Whatev."
比如说"无所..."
Whatev
无所...吗
I'm
sorry
you're
really
not
gonna
finish
that
word
抱歉 你真的不把那词说完吗
I
I'm
just
trying
to
make
a
point...
我只是举个例子嘛
Finish
the
word
Amy.
说完它 艾米
Fine.
Er.
行 谓
Er
er
er.
谓 谓 谓
Thank
you.
谢谢
Only
now
you
owe
me
three
more
whatevs.
但你现在欠我三次"无所"了
Oh
you
were
born
in
Trivandrum.
原来你是印度特里凡得琅出生的啊
Have
you
ever
been
to
the
Kuthira
Malika
Palace
你去过那里的百马宫了吗
No
I
haven't.
没 没去过呢
Me
either.
What
a
small
world.
我也是呢 真是太有缘了
I've
also
never
been
there.
我也没去过那里
I've
never
been
lots
of
places.
我没去过的地方太多了
Go
on
quiz
me.
来啊 考我看看
I'm
sorry
we're
being
rude
talking
about
India.
对不起 我们这么聊印度的事太无礼了
Oh
yeah
you
know
if
you
and
Bernadette
是啊 如果你跟伯纳黛特
want
to
talk
about
America
that's
cool
with
us.
想聊美国的事 我们没意见的
Here
let
me
get
you
started.
我来帮你们起个头吧
Hamburgers.
Am
I
right
汉堡包 对吧
So
what
do
you
guys
do
你们都是做什么工作
Well
I
am
an
astrophysicist
我是个天体物理学家
so
if
you
ever
go
out
at
night
and
look
up
at
the
stars
如果我们有机会晚上一起出去看星星
that's
kind
of
my
office.
其实星空算是我的办公室
He
sells
comic
books
to
children.
他卖漫画书给孩子
Actually
其实呢
I
own
my
own
store.
我是自己开的店
Uh
I
if
you'd
like
to
check
it
out
sometime
如果你有兴趣来看看
I'm
running
a
new
promotion
我最近在做个促销活动
buy
anything
get
taken
out
for
a
reasonably
priced
dinner.
买任何东西 就请你吃价钱合理的晚餐一次
Yeah
yeah
Stuart's
struggling
financially.
是啊 斯图尔特经济上有些困难
But
he
doesn't
let
that
get
him
down.
但他并没有因此被击垮
He
believes
in
himself.
他对自己有信心
Even
though
the
whole
world
has
made
it
clear
尽管全世界都清楚地告诉他
he
should
not.
他不该盲目自信
Thank
you.
谢谢你啊
A
And
you
know
Raj
I
think
it's
great
对了 拉杰 我觉得你现在
that
you
no
longer
live
off
your
parents
like
a
spoiled
child.
再也不像个被宠坏的米虫一样靠父母吃饭
You
live
over
someone's
garage
like
a...
而是去住别人家车库 就像个...
failed
adult.
成年废柴
Yeah
well
you
live
with
her.
是啊 你还跟她同住呢
Oh
it's
not
like
that.
不是那样的
He
rents
a
room
from
me
and
my
husband.
他跟我们夫妇租了一间房
Who
by
the
way
is
no
prize
either.
我们也是无妄之灾啊
Oh
I
don't
care.
我才不在意
You
know
me
I
just
go
with
the
flow.
你懂我 我随波逐流
Beach
public
pool...
海滩 公共泳池
They
both
sound
awesome.
听起来都超赞
On
second
thought
beach.
仔细想想 海滩
I'd
like
to
befriend
a
seagull.
我想跟海鸥交朋友
That
is
crazy.
绝对是疯言疯语
Yeah.
Will
you
e
mail
that
to
me
对啊 你能发一份到我邮箱吗
Have
you
played
this
for
him
你有播过这个给他听吗
No.
I'm
worried
he'll
say
I
violated
his
privacy.
没有 我怕他说我侵犯他隐私权
Listen
how
happy
he
sounds.
你们听他有多开心
I'm
up
for
anything
做什么都可以
as
long
as
I'm
with
you.
只要在你身边就行
What
are
you
listening
to
Nothing.
-你们在听什么 -没什么
Oh
come
on
I
want
to
hear.
干嘛藏着 我也想听
We
don't
need
GPS.
我们才不需要导航
Let's
just
see
where
the
road
takes
us.
路长在脚下 我们只需随心而行
I
see
why
you
turned
it
off.
难怪你们刚才要关掉
That
guy
sounds
like
an
idiot.
这人听起来就像个傻逼
Honey
that's
you.
亲爱的 那人就是你
Don't
be
silly.
My
voice
is
deep
and
sonorous.
别傻了 我的声音又深沉又响亮
Like
a
Caucasian
James
Earl
Jones.
就像白人版的詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯
为《星球大战》系列电影中的黑武士配音
美国知名演员
"Luke
I
am
your
father."
See
"卢克 我是你爹" 听见没
It
is
you.
真的是你
I
recorded
you
in
your
sleep.
我在你睡觉时录的
Oh
look
a
hitchhiker.
看啊 一个搭便车的
I
bet
he
has
some
interesting
stories.
我猜他一定有些有趣的故事
That's
me
那是我吗
It's
you.
是你
So
you
spied
on
me
in
my
sleep
你暗中监视我睡觉吗
Sheldon
I'm
sorry.
谢尔顿 抱歉
You've
been
doing
this
every
night.
你每晚都这么说梦话
I
couldn't
help
but
wonder
if
it
meant
something.
我不禁好奇这些梦话是否代表什么
Well
it
doesn't.
并没有
Are
you
sure
你确定吗
I
mean
the
prefrontal
cortex
regulates
impulse
control.
前额皮质掌管自控力
So
it's
plausible
that
when
we're
asleep
所以我们睡着时 平时被压抑的个性
aspects
of
our
personality
that
we
repress
might
come
out.
可能会跑出来这种理论是说得通的
Don't
try
to
put
science
lipstick
on
your
New
Age
pig
别以为加了科学词 屁话就不是屁话了
And
for
the
record
声明一下
you
make
noises
when
you
sleep
你睡觉时也发出声音
and
I've
never
accused
you
of
repressing
your
inner
chainsaw.
我可从没说过你压抑了心中的电锯
If
you
want
me
to
object
at
your
wedding
如果你想让我在婚礼上提出反对
婚礼证婚时会询问 有没有人反对这婚事
just
give
me
one
of
these.
给我打个暗号就行
This
picture
of
Galactus
eating
a
planet
looks
like
这个行星吞噬者正在吞噬星球的画面
漫威漫画《神奇四侠》中的角色
my
preggo
wife
destroying
a
coffee
cake.
就像我的孕妻在吞食咖啡蛋糕的样子
Oh
yeah
I
see
it.
是啊 是有点像
I'm
just
saying
you
should
bow
out.
我只是说 你应该退出
Why
should
I
bow
out
为什么是我该退出
Uh
because
we
all
know
how
this
is
gonna
end.
因为我们都知道结局会如何
That's
what
my
doctor
said
too
but
I'm
still
here.
我的医生也这么说 但我还在这活蹦乱跳呢
Okay
look
I
think
that
she
and
I
have
more
in
common.
听着 我觉得我和她有更多共同点
Because
you're
Indian
因为你们都是印度人吗
So
just
'cause
she's
brown
you
get
to
date
her
就因为她是棕色人种 你就可以和她约会了
Yes
是啊
And
the
next
time
we
meet
a
woman
下次我们遇到一个
who's
pale
and
cadaver
like
she's
all
yours.
皮肤苍白得像死尸的女人 她就归你了
Howard
Bernadette
was
there
last
night.
霍华德 伯纳黛特昨晚在场
Did
she
say
anything
when
she
got
home
她回家后有说什么吗
Yeah
she
said
"Why'd
you
tell
those
idiots
where
I
was
她说"你为什么告诉那俩白痴我在哪
Thanks
a
lot."
谢你一辈子啊"
Okay
how
about
we
flip
a
coin
好吧 我们掷硬币决定怎么样
Look
hang
on.
Doesn't
this
girl
get
a
word
in
all
of
this
等等 那女生对此事不该有发言权吗
And
isn't
that
word
"No"
她不是该发言表示"不要"吗
Ruchi
said
she
wanted
to
hang
out
with
both
of
us.
如琪说想跟我们两个一起出来玩
Why
don't
we
just
do
that
我们何不就那么做吗
Oh
fine.
Let's
hang
out
as
friends
and
see
what
happens.
好吧 大家像朋友一样出去玩 顺其自然
Yeah
and
if
something
grows
out
of
it
just
worry
about
it
then.
对啊 要是真滋生出什么 到时再担心吧
Also
what
my
doctor
said.
我的医生也是这么说的
Hey
this
isn't
your
laundry
night.
今晚不是你的洗衣日啊
I
know.
Laundry
on
a
Wednesday.
就是啊 周三洗衣服
It's
the
madness
my
life
has
become.
我的人生已经疯狂到这地步了
Why
is
this
sleep
talking
thing
bothering
you
anyway
你为什么对说梦话这事如此烦恼
It's
simple.
很简单
I
don't
like
the
idea
我不喜欢
that
my
mind
might
be
keeping
an
entire
personality
from
me.
我的脑子也许对我隐瞒了另一种人格的可能
Dr.
Jekyll's
other
personality
was
Mr.
Hyde.
杰基尔博士的另一重人格可是海德先生
杰基尔和海德代表了善与恶两种性格
小说《化身博士》中的人物
Mr.
Hyde.
海德"先生"啊
Didn't
have
a
postgraduate
degree.
他连研究生学位都没有
Is
it
possible
that
you're
stressed
有没有可能你压力大
because
you're
scared
about
getting
married
是因为你害怕结婚
I
mean
it
is
a
big
change
这是个大改变
and
you're
not
good
with
little
changes.
而你连个小改变都难以接受
Well
that's
nonsense.
胡说
You
name
one
little
change
I
was
upset
with.
举个我对小改变不开心的例子
Uh
when
they
changed
the
green
Skittle
from
lime
to
apple.
他们把绿色彩虹糖的口味从青柠改成了苹果
That
is
not
the
rainbow
I
grew
up
tasting.
那不是人家从小吃的彩虹
All
right
fine.
Let's
start
over.
好吧 重新来过
Is
it
possible
that
the
sleep
talking
is
a
part
of
your
brain
说梦话会不会是你的大脑在告诉你
that's
telling
you
everything's
gonna
be
okay
一切都会很好
and
you
just
need
to
relax
a
little
你放松一点就行了
So
you're
proposing
that
the
self
is
an
illusion
所以你是在说自我只是幻觉
and
that
we
actually
have
multiple
centers
of
consciousness
人其实有多个意识中心
that
are
communicating
with
one
another
它们在相互交流吗
In
laymen's
terms
yeah.
用非专业术语来说 是的
Huh.
Interesting.
有意思
So
you
don't
believe
there's
a
Cartesian
self
所以你不认为有个笛卡尔自我
that
underlies
the
flux
of
experience
在经历流之下吗
Maybe
in
my
twenties
not
anymore.
二十几岁时可能信过 现在不信了
Okay.
Well
assuming
you're
right
好吧 假定你说的是对的
what
would
you
suggest
I
do
你会建议我怎么做
Well
I
would
start
with
something
small
我会建议你先从一些小改变做起
see
if
it
makes
your
life
any
better.
看会不会改善你的生活
Um
you
can
learn
to
meditate
take
a
yoga
class.
你可以学冥想 上瑜伽课
Oh.
You
know
I
have
always
been
intrigued
by
flip
flops.
我倒是一直对人字拖感到好奇
The
official
footwear
of
the
laid
back
fellow.
悠闲之人的标配鞋
Okay
sure.
你高兴就好
Of
course
if
my
feet
are
gonna
be
exposed
当然了 如果我的脚要暴露在外
I'll
need
to
update
my
tetanus
booster.
我就得去打新的破伤风疫苗
Oh
yeah.
Makes
sense.
有道理
Yeah.
And
while
I'm
there
I
may
as
well
get
a
flu
shot
既然都去了 不如把流感疫苗也打了
and
a
mole
check.
Sure.
-再检查下痣 -好啊
You
know
I've
never
had
a
mole
check.
我还从来没检查过痣呢
身上的痣产生奇异的变化 有可能是黑色素瘤
Well
it's
been
nice
knowing
you.
此生能认识你真好
Here
you
go.
给你
Thanks.
谢谢
It's
too
bad
Stuart
couldn't
make
it.
He
seemed
fun.
斯图尔特来不了真可惜 他挺有趣的
Oh
yeah
he
is.
I
love
him
dearly
yeah.
确实是的 我非常喜欢他
Not
to
say
that
I
don't
worry
about
him.
倒不是说我不担心他
What's
to
worry
about
担心他什么
You
know
what
其实呢
I'm
talking
out
of
school.
我说得太多了[学校]
Speaking
of
which
he's
allowed
to
live
near
them
now.
说起这个 他现在又能合法地住在学校附近了
性侵犯不能住在学校300米范围内
Hey
guys.
二位
Oh
great
Stuart.
You're
here.
Yeah
Stuart.
-太好了 斯图尔特你来了 -是啊 斯图尔特
Yeah
I
did...
I
didn't
think
you
were
gonna
make
it.
对呀 我都没想到你能来呢
Mm.
I
believe
that.
你这话我信
Sorry
guys.
It's
work.
I've
got
to
take
it.
抱歉 工作上的事 我得接一下
I'm
so
glad
you
made
it
Stuart.
真高兴你能来 斯图尔特
Oh
yeah
so
glad.
没错 高兴死了
I
can't
believe
you
went
behind
my
back
真不敢相信你居然出阴招
Which
clearly
means
I
want
this
more
这就表明我比你更急切呀
You
want
to
play
a
game
of
"Who's
more
desperate"
with
me
你想和我比"谁更想脱单"吗
'Cause
you're
in
the
big
leagues
now
Bucko.
那你面对的可是大联盟级别选手哦 小伙子
L
Look
Ruchi
and
I
are
really
hitting
it
off.
如琪和我真的很有火花
Please
let
me
just
have
this
one
拜托你就把她让给我吧
I'm
not
going
anywhere.
老子哪都不去
I'm
like
a
fungus
you
can't
get
rid
of.
我就是你那治不好的真菌感染
Sorry.
抱歉
So
what's
going
on
你们在聊什么呢
Oh
you
just
missed
Stuart's
funny
story
你正好错过了斯图尔特刚才在聊
about
the
fungus
he
can't
get
rid
of.
他那治不好的真菌感染
Raj
didn't
tell
me
about
tonight
拉杰根本没通知我今晚的活动
so
he
could
be
alone
with
you.
他想跟你独处
Really
真的吗
That's
a
little
weird.
这样有一点小变态啊
Just
a
little
Because
I
can
work
with
that.
只有一点吗 我可以马上改正
Look
guys
I'm
not
interested
in
dating
anyone
right
now.
两位 我暂时没打算谈恋爱
I'm
just
looking
to
make
some
friends.
我只是想多认识一些朋友
Yeah
I
totally
understand.
我完全理解你
But
if
you
were
gonna
date
someone
但如果让你选个约会对象
would
it
be
me
or
Stuart
你会选我还是斯图尔特呢
I
think
I'm
gonna
go.
我想我还是先走了
Uh
uh
uh
uh
Ruchi
I'm
sorry.
如琪 对不起
If
you
still
want
to
hang
out
as
friends
I'd
like
that.
如果你还想像朋友一样出来玩 我很愿意
Thanks
Stuart.
I'd
like
that
too.
谢了 斯图尔特 我也很愿意
And
the
fungus
is
under
the
toenail.
那小真菌就躲在你脚趾甲缝里
Hello.
回来了
So
um
I
uh...
那个... 我...
I
got
flip
flops.
我去穿了人字拖
Good
for
you.
很好啊
Oh
my
God
what
happened
我的妈呀 出什么事了
After
I
got
the
flip
flops
我穿上人字拖后
I
realized
that
the
tops
of
my
feet
were
exposed
so
um
我发现脚背都暴露在外了
I
I
put
on
some
sunscreen
于是我赶紧擦了防晒霜
which
caused
my
feet
to
become
slippery.
结果两只脚都滑腻腻的
And
predictably
one
of
them
fell
off
不出所料 一只拖鞋从我脚上滑飞
and
went
down
a
sewer
grate.
直接掉进了下水道口
Now
normally
I
would
have
walked
away
按我平常的脾气 我会一走了之
but
this
is
a
new
laid
back
me
so
但作为一个全新 放松的我
instead
of
getting
upset
I
just
reached
down
to
grab
it.
我没有生气 而是趴下去捡鞋
That's
when
I
touched
something
furry...
然后我就摸到了某种毛茸茸的东西
...which
I'm
telling
myself
was
a
damp
toupee.
我说服自己那只是一顶湿假发
When
the
toupee
licked
my
hand...
但当假发开始舔我的手时
...I
screamed
我尖叫着
and
hopped
down
the
street
on
my
remaining
flip
flop.
单脚穿着拖鞋跳走了
Can
I
just
ask...
No
this
is
a
long
story.
-我可以问问... -不 这故事还长着呢
Why
don't
we
please
save
your
questions
till
the
end
不如把问题留到最后再问吧
So
I
I
finally
came
upon
a
bus
bench
我最终坐在一张公车站的长凳上
where
I
sat
and
removed
one
of
my
shirts
脱掉了我的一件衣服
and
uh
fashioned
it
into
a
makeshift
shoe.
用它做了一只临时的鞋
Not
a
waterproof
shoe.
这鞋不防水
That
is
relevant
to
the
next
part
of
my
story.
这个细节和我接下来的故事大有关联
The
ankle
deep
puddle
of
warm
apple
juice.
那是一坑深及脚踝的"温热金黄苹果汁"
Apple
juice
什么苹果汁
Maybe
maybe
not.
也许是 也许不是
I'm
telling
myself
a
lot
of
things
Amy.
我说服了自己好多事 艾米
What
happened
to
your
other
flip
flop
那你剩下的那只人字拖去哪里了
Oh
well
that
involves
what
I
am
telling
myself
was
a...
那个就涉及到一块我说服自己是
melted
candy
bar.
融化的巧克力棒的东西了
Okay.
I
I'm
sorry.
好吧 太心疼你了
Is
there
anything
I
can
do
to
help
我能帮你做点什么吗
Yes.
I
want
you
to
be
in
charge
of
our
wedding.
有 我希望由你来负责我们的婚礼
Just
you
tell
me
where
and
when
只需把地点和时间告诉我
and
I
will
show
up
with
a
boutonniere
我会佩着胸花
and
close
toed
shoes
and
a...
穿着不露脚趾的鞋子
a
Star
Trek
uniform
underneath
my
tuxedo.
还有晚礼服下的《星际迷航》制服来参加
That
last
part
is
non
negotiable.
最后这部分绝对没得商量
Are
you
sure
that's
what
you
want
你确定这是你想要的吗
As
sure
as
I'm
about
to
go
bathe
in
Purell.
就像我打算在洗手液里泡澡一样确定
I
love
you.
I
love
you
too.
-我爱你 -我也爱你
You
know
ever
since
I
was
a
young
girl
我从小姑娘开始
I
I've
dreamed
of
a
June
wedding
就一直梦想着一场六月的婚礼
maybe
on
a
cliff
overlooking
the
ocean
at
sunset.
也许是在可以看到海边夕阳的悬崖边上
Sure.
好呀
Sounds
wonderful.
听起来很不错
Now
if
you'll
excuse
me
I'm
going
to
go
clean
up.
现在请允许我去清洗一下
Outdoor
wedding.
露天婚礼
I
know
what
I'll
be
using
that
cliff
for.
我知道我会用那悬崖来干什么
I
call
this
meeting
of
the
Council
of
Sheldons
to
order.
我宣布现在召开谢尔顿理事会常务会议
Let's
take
roll.
开始点名
Science
Sheldon
科学谢尔顿
Present.
到
Texas
Sheldon
德州谢尔顿
Howdy.
在这嘎达
Fanboy
Sheldon
狂热粉丝谢尔顿
Greetings.
向你问好
Germaphobe
Sheldon
洁癖谢尔顿
Say
it
don't
spray
it.
说话别喷口水
Where
is
Jock
Sheldon
运动员谢尔顿去哪里了
Not
the
time
humorous
Sheldon.
别开玩笑了 搞笑谢尔顿
Ok
new
business.
新的议题
Do
we
grant
layback
Sheldon
a
seat
on
the
council
我们是否同意授予懒散谢尔顿一个理事会席位
Hey
whatever
you
guys
want.
随便你们吧
拖了很久才去领奖
美国民谣歌手 获得16年诺贝尔文学奖后
I'm
just
chill
like
Bob
Dylan.
我和鲍勃·迪伦一样无所谓
Negative.
拒绝
Heck
no
没门
I
don't
feel
well.
我感觉不舒服
Can
we
kick
him
out
too
我们能把他也踢走吗
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