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Damn you walletnook Com

该死的钱包网! (walletnook.com)

Problem

有什么问题吗?

The online description was completely misleading

网上说明太误导人了

They said eight slots plus removable id

上面说有八个插缝外加一个可抽取的ID卡夹

To any rational person that would mean room for nine cards

对任何理性人来说那意味着可以放九张卡

but they don't tell you the removable id takes up one slot

但上面没告诉你可抽取的ID卡夹也占了一个插缝

It's a nightmare

简直是恶梦!

Okay now do you really need the honorary justice league of america membership card

好吧你真的需要美国荣誉审判联盟的会员卡吗?

It's been in every wallet I've owned since I was five

我5岁起就一直把它存放在钱包里

Why

为什么?

It says "keep this on your person at all times "

上面写着"请随身持本证"

it's right here under batman's signature

就在蝙蝠侠签名的下面

And this is leonard and sheldon's apartment

这就是Leonard和Sheldon的公寓

Guess whose parents just got broadband

猜猜谁的父母刚装了宽带

Leonard may I present live from new delhi dr And mrs V M Koothrappali

Leonard 容我介绍新德里现场连线 V.M.Koothrappali医生及夫人

你们好!

Tilt up the camera up I'm looking at his crotch

摄像头歪了! 我只看到他的胯

Sorry papa

抱歉爸爸

Oh that's much better

噢好多了

Hi Hi

- 嗨! - 嗨!

And over here is sheldon

这边是Sheldon

嗨!

He lives with leonard

他和Leonard住一起

Oh that's nice

噢那很好

Like haroon and tanvir

就像Haroon和Tanvir

No no Not like haroon and tanvir

不不跟Haroon和Tanvir不一样

Such sweet young men

多么可爱的年轻人啊

They just adopted the cutest little punjabi baby

他们收养了最可爱的小印度男孩

No we're not like haroon and tanvir

不我们跟Haroon和Tanvir不一样

So are you boys academics like our son

你们和我儿子一样搞研究?

Yes

是的

And your parents are comfortable with your limited earning potential

你们父母满意你们有限的收入潜力吗?

Oh yes Not at all

- 哦是的 - 完全不

Papa please Don't start

爸爸拜托别发问了

It was just a question

只是个普通问题

He's so sensitive

他太敏感了

Okay that's my life That's my friends

好啦这就是我的生活我的朋友们

Good to see you Say good bye

很高兴见到你们说再见

Bye Bye

- 再见 - 再见

Wait Wait

等一下!

Before you go we have good news

你关之前我们还有个好消息

Put the computer down and gather your friends

把电脑放下把你朋友们聚过来

What is it papa friends

- 什么爸爸? - 还有你朋友

Is it just me or does web chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless

你们不觉得穿着衣服网上聊天很无聊吗?

Rajesh do you remember lalita gupta

Rajesh 你还记得Lalita Gupta吗?

The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable

那个用萨摩萨饼打我还叫我贱民的小肥妞?

Yes

是的

Well now she's a dental student at usc

她现在是南加州大学的牙科专业学生

so we gave her your contact information

我们给了她你的联系方式

Why did you do that

你们干嘛那么做?

You're 26 years old rajesh

你已经26岁了 Rajesh

We want grandchildren

我们想抱孙子

But papa I'm not supposed

可是爸爸我不想...

lalita's parents approved the match

Lalita的父母同意了你们的结合

If you decide on a spring wedding we can avoid monsoon season

如果你决定春天举办婚礼就能避开雨季

A spring wedding

春天就结婚?

It's up to you dear

你决定孩子

We don't want to meddle

我们不想管闲事

If you don't want to meddle then why are you meddling

既然你们不想管闲事干嘛要管我的闲事?

If I may your parents probably don't consider this meddling

容我说你父母可能不认为这是管闲事

While arranged marriages are no longer the norm

包办婚姻如今虽已不常见

indian parents continue to have a greater than average involvement in their children's love lives

但印度父母仍继续大张旗鼓干涉他们子女的爱情生活

Why are you telling me about my own culture

我们国家的习俗干吗用你来说?

You seemed confused

你看起来很困惑

Sorry mumi papa but with all due respect

抱歉妈妈爸爸尽管我非常尊重你们

I really don't want to I'm sorry darling

- 但我真的不想... - 对不起孩子

We have to go

我们不能再聊了

Doogie howser is on

<天才小医生>开始了 (1989-1993年的美国电视剧)

Grandma It's doogie time

奶奶 <小医生>时间到了!

Bye bye Bye bye

- 拜拜! - 拜拜!

I don't believe it

真不敢相信

Neither do I

我也是

Doogie howser's been off the air for like 20 years

<天才小医生>快20年没播了

Actually I read somewhere that it's one of the most popular programs in india

其实我读到过那是在印度最受欢迎的电视节目

It might speak to a cultural aspiration to have one's children enter the medical profession

我想说可能是种民族情结希望有个当医生的孩子吧

I bet you're right

我猜你是对的

I bet they love scrubs

我猜他们喜欢看<实习医生风云>

What's not to love

有不喜欢的吗?

Excuse me Hello

喂! 在听吗?

My parents are trying to marry me off to a total stranger

我父母想要我娶一个根本不认识的人

What am I going to do

我该怎么办?

I suggest you go through with it

我建议你坦然接受吧

What

什么?

Romantic love as the basis for marriage has only existed since the 19th century

建立在罗曼蒂克爱情上的婚姻只是从19世纪开始盛行

Up until then arranged marriages were the norm and it served society quite well

在那之前都是包办婚姻也很好地适应了社会发展

It's the entire premise of fiddler on the roof

那正是<屋顶上的小提琴手>的蓝本 (1964年著名的百老汇长篇音乐剧)

I'm not a big fan of musicals but I love that show

我不是音乐剧的粉丝但我超爱那部音乐剧

Me too

我也是

Of course it speaks to me culturally

当然对我来说很有文化感染力

Understandable but there's a universality to that story which transcends ethnicity

可以理解但这类故事一般都超越了种族

Let's not forget it's got some really catchy tunes

让人没法忘记里面那些琅琅上口的曲调

oh absolutely Yeah

- 噢的确 - 就是啊!

Okay I know what I'm going to do

好吧我知道该怎么做了

What

什么?

Find new friends

去找新朋友

so who wants to rent fiddler

那谁去租那部音乐剧?

No need we have the special edition

没必要我们有特别收藏版

Well maybe we are like haroon and tanvir

也许我们真的就像Haroon和Tanvir

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天才也性感第一季第8集

this is dr Sheldon cooper

我是Sheldon Cooper博士

Yeah I need to cancel my membership to the planetarium

我想取消天文馆的会员资格

Well I'm sorry too but there's just no room for you in my wallet

我也很抱歉但我钱包里没地方放会员卡了

I understand but it was between you and the museum of natural history

我能理解但我要在你们和自然历史博物馆中选择

and frankly you don't have dinosaurs

坦白说你们那儿没恐龙

I'll miss you too Bye bye

我也会怀念你们的再见

Okay I know you're texting about me and I'd really like you to stop

好啦我知道你们在发短信说我你们最好停下来

oh dear I am rightly and truly screwed

亲爱的我彻底完蛋了

Hey I thought you were finding new friends

嗨我以为你去找新朋友了

I've got some feelers out

我那边有那个音乐剧的碟

In the meantime listen to this

还有听这个

Hi rajesh This is lalita gupta

嗨 Rajesh 我是Lalita Gupta

Uh your mother gave my mother your phone number to give to me

你妈给了我妈你的电话号码并转交给我

So I'm calling you and uh call me back Bye

所以我打给你回我电话拜

Can you believe how pushy she is

你们看她逼得我多紧啊!

So don't call her

那就别回她电话

If I don't call her I won't hear the end of it from my parents

如果不打给她我就再也别想和我父母说话了

So call her

那就打给她

How can I call her You know I can't talk to women

我怎么打给她? 你们知道我不敢和女人说话

I'm done Anybody else

我没辙了其他人呢?

Give me the phone Why

- 电话给我 - 干嘛?

Just give it to me

就给我好了

What are you doing

你做什么?

Don't worry You'll thank me

别担心你会感激我的

Hello lalita Raj koothrappali here

喂 Lalita? 我是Raj koothrappali

Yes it is good to talk to you too

是的我也很高兴和你说话

So what are you wearing

你现在穿的什么?

Oh not important

噢那不重要

Uh so anyhow when would you like to meet

总之你想什么时候见面?

Friday works for me

周五有空!

I'll call you with a time and place

具体时间地点我再打给你

But in the meantime keep it real babe

还有来真的宝贝

You may now thank me

现在你要感激我了

For what Making me sound like a simpsons character

为什么? 把我的声音弄得像辛普森一家似的?

Fine Next time make your own date

那好吧下次你自己去约人家

I didn't want to make this one

这次我都不想!

Look on the bright side she might turn out to be a nice beautiful girl

往好的方面想吧也许她已经出落得美丽大方

Great then we'll get married

好极了那我们就会结婚

I won't be able to talk to her

但我没办法跟她说话

and we'll spend the rest of our lives in total silence

我们一起的余生就会沉寂中度过

It worked for my parents

我父母就是这样

hi guys Oh hey

- 嗨伙计们 - 嗨

I need some guinea pigs

我需要几只"豚鼠"做实验

Okay there's a lab animal supply company in reseda you could try

在Reseda有家供应实验动物的公司你可以去试试

But if your research is going to have human applications

但如果你的研究需要人类志愿者

may I suggest white mice instead

我能建议你换成小白鼠吗?

Their brain chemistry is far closer to ours

它们的头脑机能和我们的更接近

I swear to god sheldon one day

我向上帝发誓 Sheldon 总有一天

I'm going to get the hang of talking to you

我会跟上你的说话思维

His mom's been saying that for years

这话他妈妈说了几年了

What's up

什么事?

Well I finally convinced the restaurant to give me a bartending shift

我总算说服餐馆老板把我换到吧台

so I need to practice mixing drinks

所以我需要练习调酒

Oh great

哦太好了

Well the key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition

任何事情的成功关键都是熟能生巧

With certain obvious exceptions

显然也有例外

Suicide for example

比如说自杀

So leonard how about it

Leonard 怎么样?

You know penny we'd love to help you

你知道 Penny 我们很乐意帮助你

but raj is going through some stuff right now

但Raj现在正面临很艰难的情况

and besides he doesn't drink so

而且他不喝酒所以...

really

是吗?

Um raj is going through some stuff right now and he'd like to take up drinking

Raj现在很痛苦所以愿意尝试喝酒

Okay here you go leonard

好了给你 Leonard

One tequila sunrise

龙舌兰日出酒

Thank you

谢谢

You know this drink is a wonderful example of

知道吗这杯酒能极好地诠释

how liquids with different specific gravities interact in a cylindrical container

重力不同的各种液体是如何在圆柱容器内相互作用的

Thank you

谢谢

Okay raj what'll it be

好吧 Raj 你要什么?

Whatever you recommend

随便你推荐

Uh how about a grasshopper

草蜢酒怎么样?

I make a mean grasshopper

我调的草蜢酒很棒

Okay Good Coming up

行吗? 好的

Sheldon what are you going to have

Sheldon 你要什么?

I'll have a diet coke

我要一杯健怡可乐

Okay can you please order a cocktail

好吧你能点鸡尾酒吗?

I need to practice mixing drinks

我需要练习怎么调酒

Fine

好吧

I'll have a virgin cuba libre

我要圣洁古巴利布瑞酒 (由新鲜酸橙可乐调制)

That's um rum and coke without the rum

那是朗姆可乐酒去掉朗姆酒

Yes

对

So coke Yes

- 那么...可乐 - 是的

And would you make it diet

能不能是健怡的吗?

There's a can in the fridge

冰箱里有罐装的

A cuba libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge

一杯传统的古巴利布瑞酒是在高脚杯中加入酸橙

Then swim to cuba

那你游去古巴吧

Bartenders are supposed to have people skills

吧台侍者应该具有人际交往能力

Okay

好啦

Raj here you go

Raj 给你

All right Who's next

好啦下一个到谁?

I'd like to try a slippery nipple

我想试试光滑的咪咪

Okay you're cut off

好吧你没资格了

Anybody need a refill

谁要续杯?

Where did my life go penny

我的人生驶向何方 Penny?

One day I'm a carefree bachelor

眼下我还是无忧无虑的单身汉

and the next I'm married and driving a minivan to peewee cricket matches in suburban new delhi

转眼我就结婚了载着一车小孩去新德里郊外打板球比赛

Are you talking to me

你在跟我说话?

Is there another penny here

这儿还有别人叫Penny?

I had such plans

我有计划

I had dreams

我有梦想

I was going to be the indira gandhi of particle astrophysics

我要成为粒子天体物理学界的甘地

But with a penis of course

区别是我有小鸡鸡

Amazing

太神了

Ever since I was a little boy

我还小的时候

my father wanted me to be a gynecologist like him

我爸就想让我像他一样当妇科医生

How can I be a gynecologist

我哪能做妇科医生?

I can barely look a woman in the eye

我都不敢看女人的眼睛!

You know what

知道吗?

I'm not going to let my parents control my future any longer

我不要父母控制我的未来

It's time for a showdown

是时候摊牌了

Somebody give me a computer with a webcam

谁给我一个带摄像头的电脑!

Okay sweetie I think that's the grasshopper talking

亲爱的这是酒劲儿

And it's about to tell my parents that

我要告诉我父母

I'm not riding an elephant down the aisle with lalita gupta

我不要跟Lalita Gupta骑象走向圣坛

Okay calm down

冷静

Look no one can make you get married

没人能逼你结婚

Why don't you just meet this girl and see what happens

不如跟她见见面看会怎么样?

Haven't you been listening to me

你没听我说吗?

I cannot talk to women

我不能跟女人说话

Um raj

呃 Raj

no no let's see how long it takes him

别说看他多久才醒悟

Um raj honey you say you can't talk to women

Raj 亲爱的你说你不能跟女人说话

but you've been talking to me

可你一直在跟我说话

And now we'll never know

这将是个永远的谜

You're right I

说的对...

I am talking to you

我正在和你说话

Hello penny how are you

你好 Penny 怎么样?

I'm fine

我很好

Okay now I just need to make sure I have a lalita before I meet the grasshopper

现在我只需确保和草蜢酒见面之前先喝一杯Lalita

It's a sweet green miracle

真是甜蜜的绿色奇迹

Okay if you're going to drink on this date

好吧如果你要靠酒撑过这次约会

just promise me you won't overdo it

向我保证不要太过头

Overdo what

过什么头?

Happiness

快乐过头?

Freedom

自由过头?

This warm glow inside of me that promises everything's going to be all hunky dunky

向我保证一切都将顺利无比的这股体内热流?

Yeah that

没错

Why don't you bring her to my restaurant

你带她来我的餐馆吧

while I'm tending the bar so I can keep an eye on you

我在吧台可以照看你们

Okay

好

Wait a minute What's the plan here

等等你们什么计划?

Let's say he meets her he likes her they get married

让他俩见面他喜欢她娶她

What's he going to do stay drunk for the rest of his life

然后在酒精的麻痹下度过余生?

Worked for my parents

我父母就是这样

I can't believe I'm sitting here next to little lalita gupta

不敢相信小Lalita Gupta坐在旁边

Well you are

事实如此了

Little lalita

小Lalita

That's fd of kinun to say

这个词发音很好玩

Little lalita little lalita little lalita

小Lalita 小Lalita 小Lalita

You should try it

你可以试试

Oh it's okay

谢谢不用

You have lost so much weight

你瘦了很多

That must have been difficult for you because you were so so fat

一定很辛苦吧因为你以前好肥哦

Do you remember

记得吗?

Yes I do

我记得

Of course you do

当然记得了

Who could forget being that fat

肥成那样谁能忘得了?

Well I've been trying

我一直在努力

So you're a dental student

你现在学牙科了

Mm are you aware that dentists have an extremely high suicide rate

你知道吗? 牙医的自杀率特别高

Not as high as say air traffic controllers but then

当然没有空中交通管制员高

there are far mo dreentists than air traffic controllers

但是牙医的基数大大高于空管员

so in pure numbers you're still winning

所以单就数量来说还是你们胜出

Yay me

赢咯!

Do you have a drink that will make him less obnoxious

有什么酒能让他变得不那么讨厌?

Drinks do not work that way

没有这种酒

I'd say he's doing fine Look at her

我觉得他没问题看她

The last girl my mom set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail

上次我妈给我安排的相亲对像不但有胡子还有残留的尾巴

Sorry I'm late

对不起我来晚了

What happened

怎么了?

Nothing I just really didn't want to come

没什么我就是有点不太想来

Virgin diet cuba libre please

请来一杯"圣洁健怡古巴利布瑞酒"

Okay

好吧

In a tall glass with a lime wedge

用高脚杯要插柠檬片

Oh I'll wedge it right in there

我这就插

So how's koothrappali

Koothrappali怎么样了?

oh my lord

噢我的天

What

什么?

That's princess panchali

这是Panchali公主

I'm pretty sure her name's lalita

我很确定她叫Lalita

No no princess panchali from the monkey and the princess

不是是<猴子与公主>里的Panchali

Oh yeah

哦对

I tried to watch that online but they wanted my credit card

我想在线看来着不过要信用卡号的

It's a children's story

那是儿童故事

Oh no it isn'T

才不是呢

When I was a little boy and got sick

我小时候生了病

which was most of the time my mother would read it to me

我一直生病啦我妈妈会读给我听

It's about an indian princess who befriends a monkey

讲一个印度公主她对一只猴子很好

who was mocked by all the other monkeys because he was different

这只猴子被所有的猴子嘲笑因为他的样子不同

For some reason I related to it quite strongly

因为某些原因我对这个故事感同身受

I know the reason

我知道原因

We all know the reason

我们都知道

Sheldon what are you getting at

Sheldon 你想说什么?

That woman looks exactly like the pictures of princess panchali in the book

那个女人像极了书上的Panchali公主

How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life

多难得见到一个你喜欢的角色活生生在眼前啊

Every year at comic con

每年动漫大会都能见到

Every day at disneyland

迪斯尼每天都有

You can hire snow white to come to your house

你可以花钱把白雪公主请回家

Of course they prefer it if you have a kid

最好是家里有小孩否则她不太愿意去

Hey guys

伙计们

Isth is lalita gupta

她是Lalita Gupta

Lalita this is leonard and sheldon and howard and penny

Lalita 这是Leonard Sheldon Howard 还有Penny

Isn't it great She isn't fat anymore

你们说多好? 她不是肥女了

Forgive me your highness for I am but a monkey

请原谅公主陛下我只是一只猴子

and it is in my nature to climb

我的天性就是爬树

I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair

我不是故意在你梳头时弄乱你的头发

I'm sorry

什么?

You are the living embodiment of the beautiful princess panchali

你是Panchali公主的真身

Oh no kidding

不是吧

Who who is that

什么Panchali?

A beloved character from an indian folktale

我最爱的印度童话主角

Us indian or "come to our casino" indian

是我们这样的印度人还是开赌场的印度人?

You indian

你们这样的

The resemblance is remarkable

简直太像了

I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair

我简直可以闻到你黑发上点缀的荷花香

Well thanks

谢谢

I imagine you smell very nice too

我想你的味道一定也很好

I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can

我每天洗两次澡洗手无数次

Really So do I

真的? 我也是

But you're a dentist He's nuts

但你是牙科学生他只是疯子

Don't be insulting rajesh

不要那样说人 Rajesh

So sheldon tell me more about this princess you say I look like

Sheldon 多跟我说说那个公主

It was said that the gods fashioned her eyes out of the stars

她的眼睛是神用星星做的

and that roses were ashamed to bloom in the presence of her ruby lips

她艳红的唇令玫瑰都羞于开放

Oh my

我的天

Back off sheldon

滚开 Sheldon

What

为什么?

If you do not stop hitting on my lady

如果你再跟我的女人调情

you will feel the full extent of my wrath

你会感受到我炽热的怒火

I'm not hitting on her

我没在调情

And I am not your lady

我也不是你的女人

And you have no wrath

你也没有怒火

You are my lady

你是我的女人

Our parents said so

我爸妈说了的

We are for all intents and purposes 100% hooked up

从各方面来说我们都是铁定在一起了

Okay let's get something straight here

好吧有些话我跟你说清楚

The only reason I came tonight was to get my parents off my case

我今天来见你完全是敷衍我父母

I certainly don't need to be getting this old world crap from you

我才不会嫁你这种老土人呢

That's exactly the kind of spirit with which princess panchali led the monkeys to freedom

Panchali公主就是凭这种精神带领猴子走向自由

Screw princess panchali

去他妈Panchali公主

Hey you can't talk to me like that

不许你这么说我

But you're not princess panchali

你不是Panchali公主啊

Luckily for you she could have you beheaded

幸好不是否则你已经被斩首了

Sheldon are you hungry

Sheldon 你饿吗?

I could eat

吃点无妨

Let's go

我们走

What just happened

刚才怎么回事?

Beats the hell out of me

我也无法解释

I'll tell you what happened

我告诉你怎么回事

I just learned how to pick up indian chicks

我想我学会怎么泡印度妞了

What are we supposed to say to lalita's parents

让我怎么跟Lalita的父母交待?

I play golf with her father

我和她爸爸一起打高尔夫

I won't be able to look at him

我都不敢看他了

Maybe you should keep your eye on the ball papa

也许你应该看着球爸爸

Oh now you're a funny man

你现在懂搞笑了

This is not funny mr Funny man

这不好笑! 搞笑先生

Dr And mrs Koothrappali in all fairness

Koothrappali医生及夫人说句公道话

it wasn't entirely raj's fault

也不全是Raj的错

This is a family matter sheldon

这我们的家事 Sheldon

I'm leonard

我是Leonard

Oh sorry You all look alike to us

不好意思你们老外全都一个样

But he's right papa

他说的对爸爸

Listen to him

听他解释

You You are the one who ruined everything

你! 一切都是你搞糟的

Who is it We can't see

是谁? 我们看不见

Turn us Turn us

转过去转过去

Go ahead tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren

说吧告诉我父母为什么他们抱不上孙子

How would I know

我怎么知道?

Do you have a low sperm count

你精子密度不足?

This has nothing to do with my sperm count

跟我的精子密度完全没关系

You are wearing the boxers that we sent you aren't you rajesh

我们寄给你的四角裤你穿着吧 Rajesh?

Yes mumi

穿着呢妈妈

Because you know what happens to the samosas when you wear tighty whities

穿那种紧身三角裤对小鸡鸡不好

Can we please stop talking about my testicles

能不能别提我的睾丸?

Sheldon tell them what you did

Sheldon 告诉他们你做了什么

What did I do

我做了什么?

You left with his date

你拐跑了他的对象

Friends don't do that to each other

朋友之间不能这样

All right noted

好吧知道了

Sorry

对不起

Sorry That's all you can say is sorry

对不起? 你就说一个对不起完事?

Take it raj It's more than I've ever gotten

接受吧 Raj 我连一句对不起都没收到过

And may I point out she woavdn't hule asked me to go with her

我能否指出她本来不会跟我走

if you hadn't been drunk and boring

如果你不是喝醉了又无聊

Drunk

喝醉?

And boring her words

还有无聊她的原话

I knew it

我就知道!

He moves to america and he becomes an alcoholic

他去了美国变成酒鬼了

I'm not an alcoholic

我不是酒鬼

Then why were you drunk

那你为什么喝醉?

It was just this one time papa I swear

就这一次我发誓爸爸

Are you in denial

你现在是属于否认阶段?

Do we have to come over and do an intervention

我们要不要来帮你做心理治疗?

Don't embarrass him in front of his friends

别让他在朋友面前落面子

All right

好吧

Carry us outside

带我们出去

We want to talk to you in private

我们要私下谈

But papa please now rajesh

- 爸爸别... - 马上 Rajesh!

I have to go

我出去一下

Now listen to me

你给我听好...

at least wait till I get into the hall

至少等我走到走廊里

okay well good night

好吧晚安

Hold on

等等

What happened with you and lalita

你和Lalita怎么样?

We ate she lectured me on the link between gum disease and heart attacks

我们吃饭她告诉我牙周病和心脏病有关

nothing I didn't already know and I came home

都是我早就知道的东西然后我回家

So you're not going to see her again

你要和她再见面吗?

Why would I see her again

为什么要和她再见面?

I already have a dentist

我已经有牙医了

I wonder who's going to tell his parents they're not having grandchildren

谁来告诉他的父母永远都抱不上孙子了?

To life to life l'chaim

敬生命敬生命我致敬

l'chaim l'chaim to life

我致敬我致敬敬生命

life has a way of amusing us blessing and bruising us drink

生活给我们欢笑有福有祸干杯

l'chaim to li fe

我致敬敬生~命

I don't believe it What's gotten into him

不敢相信他中了什么邪?

maybe a couple virgin cuba libres that turned out to be kind of slutty

也许一点圣洁古巴利布瑞酒让他变得放浪了

You didn'T

你不是吧

Hey you do your experiments I do mine

你们做你们的实验我做我的