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Thanks
for
letting
me
put
Halley
in
your
room
谢谢你们让我把哈雷放你们房间
Yeah
no
problem
没事 不客气
Oh
and
Penny
she
kinda
threw
up
on
your
stuffed
bear
对了 佩妮 她貌似吐了点在你的小熊上
Oh
that's
okay
没关系
Hey
Tha
That's
an
Ewok
and
it's
mine
那小熊是我的伊沃克娃娃
《星球大战》里一种长相类似泰迪熊+西施犬的外星生物
Yeah
which
is
why
it's
okay
对啊 所以才没关系啊
See
he
gets
Ewoks
in
his
bed
你看 他床上就可以摆伊沃克
You've
got
Chewbacca
that's
enough
你也摆了楚巴卡娃娃 够了
《星球大战》里的角色 长得像人形长毛狗
I
used
to
have
the
stuffed
raccoon
from
Guardians
of
the
Galaxy
我之前是摆了《银河护卫队》的浣熊娃娃
该电影中的一名超级英雄角色 外形是一只浣熊
but
Cinnamon
licked
it
raw
但它都要被小桂子舔秃了
There's
a
time
and
place
for
your
randy
dog
stories
唯一适合你说淫秽狗故事的地方跟时间
and
就叫做...
it's
never
and
nowhere
不存在的
Yeah
no
more
stories
about
sex
不许再说跟性有关的事了
so
Amy
that
brings
us
to
you
所以艾米 该你来聊聊了
Well
at
work
we've
been
doing
最近上班我们有在做
some
interesting
research
with
neuroprosthetics
一些有趣的神经假体的研究
Neat
厉害
I've
been
rewatching
The
O
C
我最近在重看《橘子郡男孩》
2003年开播的美国青春肥皂剧
so
we're
all
leading
productive
lives
所以大家的生活都过得很有建设性
We've
been
working
on
a
computer
interface
我们在研究个计算机接口
that
can
use
brain
wave
patterns
to
control
robotic
limbs
用来通过大脑波动来控制机械义肢
but
we're
having
a
little
trouble
localizing
但我们在试图定位
the
signal
from
the
EEG
cap
脑电帽的信号时 碰到了困难
Oh
well
have
you
thought
about
adding
a
phased
array
of
sensors
你想过加入传感器相位阵列
for
better
localization
来得到更好的定位效果吗
Actually
that
never
occurred
to
me
其实我还真没想到过
It
never
occurred
to
me
我也真没想到过
I
would
miss
the
Ewok
conversation
我会有想念聊伊沃克的时候
Good
'cause
I
just
bought
another
one
on
Amazon
太好了 因为我刚上网又买了一个新的
You
know
I
could
use
an
engineer
on
this
project
我这个项目其实可以请一位工程师来帮手呢
Well
now
this
works
out
great
那真是太好啦
Howard's
an
engineer
霍华德就是工程师
I'm
sure
he
knows
someone
qualified
他肯定认识能胜任这份工作的人
She
was
talking
about
me
Sheldon
她说的人就是我 谢尔顿
I'm
perfectly
qualified
我完全能胜任
Yeah
Howie's
the
world's
best
engineer
对啊 华仔是世上最强工程师
It
says
so
right
on
his
coffee
mug
他的咖啡杯上就有这句话
Aw
you
got
him
a
mug
你还送一个这种杯子给他啊
I
did
我送的
But
it's
not
a
competition
不过这也不是什么示爱大比拼啦
Yeah
I
lost
that
battle
years
ago
对啊 我多年前早输得一败涂地
So
Howard
are
you
interested
霍华德 那你有兴趣吗
Are
you
kidding
这还用说吗
If
I
could
control
robot
arms
with
my
brain
如果我可以用大脑控制机械手臂
I'd
be
able
to
do
so
many
things
我就能做好多好多事呢
Really
Because
you've
been
controlling
human
arms
真的吗 你早就会用大脑控制人类手臂
with
your
brain
for
years
and
not
much
has
come
of
it
可至今没见你有什么建树啊
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20171028
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第五集
Hey
what
you
reading
你在看什么呢
A
parenting
book
育儿书
Oh
my
God
Are
are
we
天啊 我们...
Wha
No
什... 屁啦
You
think
this
is
how
I
would
tell
you
如果怀了 你觉得我会用这种方法说吗
Well
You're
sitting
there
with
a
book
你... 你居然坐在那里看书
It
felt
like
anything
was
possible
感觉什么都有可能了啊
Bernadette
left
it
here
伯纳黛特忘在这里了
Yeah
Anything
interesting
是吗 有什么有趣的东西吗
Well
I
just
saw
a
picture
of
a
baby's
head
crowning
我刚看到一个婴儿头从妈妈下面出来的图
so
I
hope
you
enjoyed
sex
because
we're
done
with
that
希望你曾享受过性福 因为再也不会有了
Hello
你们好啊
Hi
Hey
Sheldon
what's
up
谢尔顿 怎么啦
Well
remember
how
disappointed
you
were
你还记得换艾米载我上班后
when
Amy
started
driving
me
to
work
你当时有多失望吗
Sure
uh
你说有就有吧...
Sometimes
people
smile
a
big
smile
of
disappointment
有时人们会在失望的时候露出超大的笑容
Yeah
well
good
news
我有个好消息告诉你
Amy
had
to
go
in
early
to
show
Howard
around
her
lab
艾米因为要带霍华德熟悉环境 提早上班了
so
you
get
to
drive
me
所以你有幸载我上班
Aw
his
smile
of
disappointment
他失望的微笑
has
turned
into
a
frown
of
joy
变成了愉悦的皱眉
It's
fine
I've
been
driving
him
for
years
还好啦 我都载他多少年了
What's
one
more
day
多载一天又如何
Oh
and
I've
got
a
new
car
game
we
can
play
而且我还有新的乘车游戏能玩
It's
called
"What
siren
am
I
"
叫"猜猜这是什么警笛声"
Kill
me
杀了我吧
Amy
your
lab
is
amazing
艾米 你的实验室太厉害了
A
C
arm
fluoroscope
C型臂X光机
a
cranial
ultrasound
颅脑超声波
And
look
at
that
coffee
maker
瞧瞧那台咖啡机
I
know
对啊
On
our
expense
report
我在实验室费用报告里
I
listed
it
as
"Eduardo
"
把它称为"爱德华多"
My
Colombian
lab
assistant
我的哥伦比亚人实验助理
So
this
is
it
Yes
-就是这个了吧 -是的
We
are
using
it
to
map
brain
wave
patterns
我们要用它来测量大脑波动
and
then
converting
them
into
electrical
impulses
然后把波动转换为电脉冲
that
can
be
used
to
control
anything
就能用来操控任何东西啦
from
wheelchairs
to
robots
无论是轮椅还是机械人都行
Based
on
that
ring
on
your
finger
从你手上的戒指来看
I'd
say
you're
pretty
good
at
controlling
robots
我觉得你对操控机械人十分有一套
Careful
that's
my
fiance
you're
talking
about
说话小心点 你吐槽的可是我未婚夫
and
I
can
program
him
to
hurt
you
小心我操控他揍你
I
don't
know
Uh
French
police
猜不出来 法国警车吗
Oh
So
close
很接近了
Belgian
ambulance
是比利时救护车
All
right
you
ready
for
your
next
one
准备好答下一题了吗
Just
a
warning
this
one's
a
little
annoying
先提醒你 这声音有点烦人
Let's
take
a
little
little
break
先... 先休息一下吧
I'm
getting
a
headache
我有点头疼
Aw
right
in
the
middle
of
our
fun
game
玩得正高兴你怎么就头疼了呢
Yeah
weird
对啊 奇了怪了
So
所以...
Howard
and
Amy
working
together
霍华德与艾米共事
that's
interesting
huh
挺有意思 是吧
Eh
It's
all
right
I
suppose
应该还行吧 我想
Uh
when
usually
when
Amy
complains
about
her
coworkers
毕竟以前艾米抱怨同事的时候
I
just
tune
her
out
我都当耳边风
but
now
I'll
be
able
to
join
in
and
pound
away
现在我能加入话题然后疯狂开喷
You're
not
jealous
of
Howard
are
you
你不会嫉妒霍华德吧
Of
course
not
当然不会
The
only
engineer
I'm
jealous
of
我唯一会嫉妒的
is
the
one
who
blows
the
train
whistle
是能给火车鸣笛的那种火车司机[工程师]
Ooh
that
just
gave
me
an
idea
for
a
new
game
这让我想到了一个新游戏
"What
whistle
am
I
"
Train
-叫"这是什么鸣笛声" -火车
For
your
information
it
was
going
to
be
tea
kettle
我告诉你 我本来要出的题是茶壶
but
the
tea
kettle
was
on
a
train
不过那是个在火车上的茶壶
so
I'll
give
it
to
you
这题就算你对吧
If
we
add
phase
detection
to
your
EEG
sensors
想给你的脑电图传感器加上相位检测
I'll
have
to
rewrite
most
of
the
code
我就得重写大部分的编码
Can
you
do
that
你能做到吗
Well
these
hands
were
made
to
do
three
things
我这双手就是用来做三件事的
close
up
magic
writing
code
近景魔术 编码
and
the
dirty
shadow
puppet
show
还有操纵下流皮影戏
许多国家与文化都有皮影戏这种传统文化
that
got
me
kicked
out
of
Hebrew
school
这最后害我被踢出犹太学校
Hello
你们好啊
Hi
What
a
nice
surprise
真是意外之喜啊
Well
I
just
came
by
to
see
how
you
two
were
getting
along
我就过来看看你们俩相处得如何
Well
everything's
going
really
great
一切都很顺利
Oh
that's
nice
to
hear
听你这么说就放心了
I
was
hoping
you
two
would
enjoy
working
together
我也希望你们两个能合作愉快
What's
with
the
blinking
你眼睛一眨一眨是干嘛
It's
Morse
code
是摩斯密码
So
we
can
talk
about
方便我们聊...
without
hurting
's
feelings
又不会伤害到... 的感情
Sheldon
I
don't
know
Morse
code
谢尔顿 我不懂摩斯密码
I
do
And
if
you
have
something
to
say
我懂 如果你对我有什么意见
you
can
say
it
to
my
face
你可以当面对我说
Oh
All
right
好吧
I'm
a
little
rusty
Could
you
say
that
again
太久没用有点生疏 你能再说一次吗
She's
going
to
be
home
at
"Eight
ish
"
Like
when
is
that
她说差不多八点回来 那到底是几点
8
01
8
02
八点零一分 零二分
And
what
kind
of
scientist
uses
"
ish"
哪门子的科学家用"差不多"这种词
I'll
give
it
a
go
我来用用看
My
ride
home
with
you
was
hellish
载你回家的路上 我"差不多"置身地狱
Sheldon
honey
if
you
want
to
join
us
for
dinner
谢尔顿 如果你想和我们一起吃晚餐
you're
more
than
welcome
我们非常欢迎
No
thank
you
不了 谢谢
I
don't
think
I'd
be
very
good
company
tonight
我觉得我今晚没什么心情
Well
then
out
you
go
那您一边儿去吧
Okay
what
is
going
on
到底怎么了
Well
ever
since
Amy
started
working
with
Howard
自从艾米开始和霍华德一起工作
she
hasn't
been
home
她就没回过家
Didn't
that
just
start
this
morning
那不是今早才开始的吗
And
has
she
been
home
那她回过家了吗
You
know
that
would
frustrate
me
换做是我 我也会挺不爽的
Does
it
frustrate
you
你觉得不爽吗
I
It
does
确实
I
get
that
我能理解
You
know
it's
okay
to
feel
frustrated
当事情不如意的时候
when
things
aren't
going
your
way
感到不爽也是很正常的
I
suppose
我想是吧
Ah
maybe
it's
not
that
big
a
deal
也许这没什么大不了的
No
no
no
your
feelings
are
valid
不不 你有权感到不爽
Now
why
don't
you
go
wash
up
不如你先去洗手洗脸
and
we'll
call
you
when
dinner's
ready
等晚饭准备好了我们再叫你
Okay
好吧
What
did
you
do
Are
you
a
witch
你做了什么 你是女巫吗
No
I've
been
reading
Bernadette's
parenting
book
不 我一直在看伯纳黛特的育儿书
It's
like
the
answer
key
to
the
Sheldon
test
这简直就像谢尔顿考题的答案本
That's
amazing
I
know
-太不可思议了 -就是说啊
But
you
know
it's
only
birth
to
five
但这书只适用于新生儿到五岁的小朋友
What
do
we
do
when
he
turns
six
等他六岁时我们该如何是好
Take
him
to
the
zoo
and
leave
him
there
带他去动物园 然后把他丢在那儿
Hey
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
Oh
hey
Raj
你好啊 拉杰
Howard's
not
here
Oh
I
know
-霍华德不在家 -我知道
he's
been
in
the
lab
every
night
this
week
with
his
work
wife
这周每晚他都在实验室 和他的职场老婆一起
That's
weird
奇怪了
I
thought
his
work
wife
was
standing
in
my
kitchen
我还以为他的职场老婆正站在我家厨房呢
Don't
be
snippy
别那么尖酸刻薄嘛
I
came
to
see
how
you
were
doing
我是来看看你过得怎么样
Like
uh
do
you
need
help
with
anything
有什么需要帮忙的吗
Oh
thank
you
谢谢你
There
are
a
few
things
around
the
house
是有些家务活儿
that
I've
been
waiting
for
Howard
to
get
to
我等着让霍华德去做
The
smoke
alarms
那个烟雾报警器...
No
I
meant
emotionally
不 我是指情感上
How
are
you
feeling
你现在有什么感觉
Like
you're
not
really
here
to
help
me
我感觉你不是真的来帮我的
Well
still
snippy
依然那么刻薄
Everything's
fine
一切都挺好的
Howard's
really
excited
about
his
work
霍华德对他的工作感到很兴奋
he's
been
in
a
great
mood
I'm
really
proud
of
him
他最近心情都超好 我很为他骄傲
And
I
can
fit
into
the
pants
I
wore
in
high
school
我还穿得下我高中时期的裤子呢
Come
on
we
don't
need
to
lie
to
each
other
拜托 我们没必要对彼此说谎
You're
right
你说得对
I
have
a
teething
baby
I'm
pregnant
我有个正在长牙齿的宝宝 我怀孕了
I
have
a
proposal
due
tomorrow
我明天有份提案要交
I
don't
have
time
to
hear
about
我没空听你逼逼
how
much
you're
missing
my
husband
你有多想念我的老公
Well
I
think
I
know
why
he's
been
working
so
late
我现在知道他为什么一直加班不回家了
Welcome
home
欢迎回家
How
was
work
工作怎么样啊
Great
Howard
had
an
idea
for
很好 霍华德有个想法...
That's
enough
about
work
别老提工作了
Aw
you
just
got
here
你才刚到家
You
need
to
sit
down
and
let
me
pamper
you
你快坐下 让我宠宠你
Oh
Well
that
sounds
nice
听起来很不错
I
got
you
a
little
something
to
help
you
relax
我有个小东西要给你 帮你放松
Sheldon
that
is
the
sweetest
most
谢尔顿 这真是最贴心 最...
What
what
is
this
这 这是什么
The
notes
from
our
quantum
cognition
project
我们量子认知项目的笔记
I
thought
we
could
spend
the
evening
grinding
away
on
it
我想着今晚我们可以好好学习[摩擦]一番
I
just
got
home
I'm
tired
我才刚到家 我很累
Of
Howard
I
know
霍华德让你心累 我懂的
So
how
about
you
and
me
你我二人
make
some
beautiful
science
together
今晚来造点有爱的科学 怎么样
Sheldon
I
want
to
work
on
this
with
you
谢尔顿 我也想和你做这个
just
not
tonight
但今晚不行
What
if
we
get
up
early
and
do
it
in
the
morning
要不我们明天早点起床做 怎么样
I
promise
I'll
be
way
more
into
it
我保证 到时我会更投入
You
know
what
你知道吗
to
stay
up
and
collaborate
all
night
with
me
陪我通宵做一整晚
And
then
wake
up
in
the
morning
and
do
it
some
more
然后早上醒来又继续
Fine
but
can
we
make
it
quick
好吧 但能不能速战速决
No
不行
If
you're
just
gonna
make
me
do
all
the
work
then
go
to
bed
速战等于让我一个人做全部 那你去睡觉得了
But
don't
be
surprised
if
you
walk
out
here
但如果你出房间时
and
catch
me
doing
it
myself
撞见我正在自己解决 可别吓着
Sheldon's
texting
me
to
drive
him
to
Bernadette's
谢尔顿发短信叫我载他去伯纳黛特家
Well
what
are
you
gonna
say
你打算怎么回他
Well
they
did
just
introduce
the
middle
finger
emoji
正好新出了竖中指的表情包
If
it's
not
for
this
I
don't
know
what
it's
for
此时不用 更待何时
No
no
no
He'll
just
think
that
means
不不 他只会以为
"Be
there
in
a
minute
"
你是说"一分钟后到"
Maybe
there's
something
in
the
book
that
will
help
也许书里会有解决方法
Worth
a
shot
值得一试
Okay
Let's
see
let's
see
好 我们来看看
"Biting
other
children"
"咬其他小朋友"
Well
sometimes
but
problem
for
another
day
他有时会这样 不过这个改天再解决
Okay
wait
wait
Here
we
go
好 等等 这个
"Let
him
have
ownership
of
his
choices
"让他有选择的权利
Allow
him
to
choose
from
options
that
are
acceptable
to
you
"
让他从你可以接受的选项中做出选择"
All
right
I'll
give
it
a
try
好吧 我姑且一试
"I
can
drive
you
in
two
hours
or
you
can
take
an
Uber"
"我可以两小时后载你去 或者你可以叫优步"
Good
See
now
he
feels
like
he
has
a
choice
很好 现在他觉得自己有得选
He's
gonna
take
an
Uber
他决定叫优步
Wow
it
worked
居然成功了
Unless
he
bites
the
driver
yeah
除非他咬司机 不然就太成功了
And
now
they're
working
on
a
Saturday
现在他们居然连周六都要上班
Can
you
believe
them
你能相信这种荒唐事吗
Like
is
this
how
you
envisioned
your
weekend
你预期中的周末是这样的吗
No
it
is
not
并不是
This
whole
thing
is
maddening
整件事都很令人恼火
I'm
really
busy
我真的很忙
I
don't
have
time
to
listen
to
you
complain
我没时间听你抱怨
Hey
You're
complaining
too
你也在抱怨啊
"Sheldon
why
are
you
here
"
"谢尔顿 你来干什么"
"Sheldon
the
applesauce
is
for
the
baby
"
"谢尔顿 苹果泥是给宝宝吃的"
What
do
you
want
你想怎么样
I
just
wish
I
could
make
Howard
feel
as
angry
as
I'm
feeling
我只是希望能让霍华德跟我现在一样生气
Well
maybe
you
could
do
something
he
likes
或许你可以做些他喜欢的事
and
make
him
jealous
让他妒忌你
Like
what
比如什么
主人公调皮捣蛋
追求自由
美国小说家马克·吐温1876年发表的长篇小说
Have
you
ever
read
Tom
Sawyer
你有没看过《汤姆·索亚历险记》
No
没有
Chores
He
likes
chores
家务 他喜欢做家务
Ooh
What
kind
of
chores
哪种家务
Well
我想想
you
could
change
the
batteries
in
the
smoke
detectors
你可以给烟雾探测器换电池
That
would
drive
him
crazy
那会让他嫉妒到发疯
That's
great
好棒哦
Oh
he'll
be
so
mad
smoke
will
be
coming
out
of
his
ears
他一定会气得头顶都冒烟
And
then
the
smoke
detectors
will
detect
it
然后烟雾探测器就会探测到有烟
Wait
wait
now
hold
on
慢着 等一下
Why'd
you
ask
me
about
Tom
Sawyer
你刚才为什么问我汤姆·索亚的事
I'm
just
interested
in
you
我只是对你很感兴趣
Well
you
are
sweeter
than
your
applesauce
你这小嘴比你的苹果泥还甜呢
Okay
I'm
gonna
extend
the
wait
time
and
have
it
poll
我现在把等待期延长
the
A
to
D
converter
at
the
top
of
the
loop
instead
of
the
bottom
再把模数转换器从最低位调到最高位
Oh
That's
impressive
很厉害嘛
You
think
that's
impressive
take
apart
that
brain
model
这算什么 你去把大脑模型打开
Oh
my
God
three
of
clubs
That
was
my
card
我的妈呀 梅花三 我选的就是这张牌
How
did
you
你怎么变的...
I
used
to
make
it
appear
in
my
pants
以前我都是让牌出现在我的裤裆里
but
HR
said
I
had
to
stop
doing
that
可人力资源部不许我这么搞了
So
how
much
longer
till
we
can
test
it
还需要等多久才能做测试
Well
it
needs
to
compile
so
it's
gonna
be
a
few
minutes
编译还需要一段时间 估计得等几分钟吧
Sounds
like
we've
earned
ourselves
a
break
看来我们给自己争取到了一个休息时间
You
want
to
hear
some
Neil
Sedaka
你想不想听点尼尔·萨达卡
You
know
that's
your
greatest
magic
trick
知道吗 这才是你最厉害的魔术
'cause
you
just
read
my
mind
这读心术真是太牛了
美国知名歌手尼尔·萨达卡歌曲《Calendar Girl》
I
love
I
love
I
love
my
calendar
girl
我好爱 好爱 好爱我的挂历女孩
Yeah
sweet
calendar
girl
美丽的月历女孩
I
love
I
love
I
love
my
calendar
girl
我好爱 好爱 好爱我的月历女孩
Each
and
every
day
of
the
year
每一年的每一天
January
一月
You
start
the
year
all
fine
Well
well
well
- 你开始了... -哎哟哟
You
say
you're
busy
as
bees
yet
here
you
are
dancing
说自己忙得像蜜蜂 然而你俩却在跳舞
Although
I
suppose
bees
do
dance
虽然蜜蜂也会跳舞
but
their
dance
lets
other
bees
know
where
the
pollen
is
但人家是为了告诉其他蜜蜂花粉位置
and
yours
does
not
而你们的舞可不是
So
my
logic
despite
that
slight
detour
所以我的逻辑 尽管有些许的迂回
does
track
还是正确的
We're
just
waiting
for
my
code
to
compile
我们只是在等代码编译
What
are
you
doing
here
你来干什么呀
I
stopped
by
to
see
if
you
wanted
to
go
to
the
movies
with
me
我顺道来问你想不想和我去看电影
Well
I
I'd
love
to
我很愿意
but
we're
just
about
to
test
the
interface
但我们马上就要进行测试了
It
could
take
a
while
可能要等一段时间
Okay
buddy
it
it's
not
my
place
好吧 兄弟 虽然不关我的事
but
Bernadette's
been
feeling
a
little
abandoned
但博纳黛特有点感觉被冷落了
with
all
the
hours
that
you've
been
putting
in
因为你花太多时间待在实验室里了
You
just
asked
him
to
go
to
the
movies
那你还拉他去看电影
Yeah
but
our
weird
relationship
was
grandfathered
是呀 但我跟他的关系就算是他婚后
into
their
marriage
and
yours
was
not
也同样享有特权 但你们的没有
Okay
I
put
new
batteries
in
the
smoke
detectors
好的 我给烟雾探测器换了新电池
Did
you
do
the
laundry
衣服洗了没
I
sure
did
洗完了
He's
gonna
be
steamed
他肯定气得头冒蒸气
Just
like
his
dress
shirts
就像我熨他衬衫时用的熨斗一样
At
least
he
can
still
clean
the
oven
至少他还有烤箱可以清理
so
that's
something
所以应该没事
Oh
that's
what
he
thinks
Where's
your
steel
wool
他想得美 你家的钢丝刷在哪里呀
Right
here
给你
We
make
quite
the
team
我俩真是一对好搭档
Sure
do
那当然
Guys
you
won't
believe
this
两位 你们相信吗
I
stopped
by
the
university
to
check
in
on
Howard
and
Amy
我去学校看望霍华德和艾米
and
they
were
having
fun
他俩玩得可开心呢
Well
don't
worry
He
won't
be
having
any
fun
when
he
gets
home
别担心 他回家以后就笑不出来了
I
did
all
his
favorite
chores
我把他最爱做的家务都做完了
What
are
you
talking
about
你在瞎说什么呢
Howard
hates
doing
chores
霍华德最不喜欢做家务了
Wait
then
why
would
Bernadette
tell
me
that
等等 那为什么伯纳黛特告诉我...
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
Did
you
play
on
my
well
established
gullibility
to
clean
your
house
你是利用我出了名的好骗来帮你做清洁吗
Sure
did
当然啦
Well
I
would
storm
out
of
here
我本该摔门而去
but
I
already
have
the
gloves
and
the
steel
wool
但手套和钢丝刷已经在我手里了
and
I
really
do
love
cleaning
an
oven
Move
我本来也很喜欢清理烤箱 快让开
She
made
me
do
all
her
chores
她拐我做了所有的家务
and
it
wasn't
even
her
idea
这还不是她的原创
she
stole
it
from
Tom
Sawyer
是偷《汤姆·索亚历险记》的招数
You
know
what
This
is
crazy
得了吧 别发神经了
Howard
and
Amy
are
working
together
get
over
it
人家霍华德和艾米是一起工作 别乱想了
Leonard
what
are
you
doing
莱纳德 你干什么呢
"Knowing
when
to
say
when
"
"必要时得喊停"
This
is
not
a
big
deal
这不是什么大事
It
is
a
big
deal
这是一件大事
Howard's
getting
Amy
used
to
laughing
and
listening
to
music
霍华德让艾米习惯了欢笑和音乐
What
if
she
expects
that
madness
at
home
万一她回家也想玩这么疯呢
Yeah
that
is
a
good
point
你说得有道理
I'm
really
proud
of
the
way
you're
able
to
express
your
feelings
你能把自己的感受说出来 我为你骄傲
Thank
you
I'm
just
so
angry
谢谢 我只是太生气了
You
know
everyone
gets
angry
你知道 每个人都会生气的
Even
mommies
and
daddies
爸比和妈咪也会生气
You
can't
think
this
is
the
right
time
to
"Validate
his
behavior
"
你不会觉得现在应该"肯定他的行为"吧
Okay
what
about
"Presenting
a
united
front"
那我们试试"父母统一战线"如何
What
about
you
coddling
him
and
he's
never
gonna
learn
不如试试你溺爱他 让他永远无法成长吧
Look
听着
You
sound
frustrated
and
I'm
really
proud
of
the
way
你听起来很生气 我觉得你能够
you're
able
to
state
your
opinion
把自己的想法说出来 非常棒
Thank
you
谢谢
Wait
no
no
等一下 不对
Don't
use
that
book
on
me
你别用书上的东西对付我
W
Wait
what
book
等一下 什么书
Penny's
been
using
one
of
Bernadette's
parenting
books
on
you
佩妮一直在用博纳黛特的育儿书对付你
What
So
has
he
什么 他还不是一样
Wh
What
makes
you
think
you
can
treat
me
like
a
child
你们凭什么把我当小孩对待
Your
shampoo
comes
in
a
Big
Bird
bottle
你用的是芝麻街大鸟形状的洗发水
That's
because
the
adult
shampoo
burns
my
man
eyes
那是因为成人洗发水会辣到我的爷们眼睛
Hey
what
are
you
working
on
你在忙什么呢
Oh
my
God
you're
still
here
我的天 你还在呢
Well
of
course
I'm
here
我当然还在啦
I
know
what
you're
going
through
我能理解你的感受
Really
You
have
a
needy
Indian
man
in
your
house
真的吗 你家也有一个缺爱的印度人吗
I
did
but
then
he
came
over
here
本来是有的 后来他到你家来了
So
is
this
how
it's
gonna
be
if
we
have
kids
这就是咱们有孩子之后的模样吗
You're
just
gonna
throw
me
under
the
bus
你就这样把一切怪在我的头上
If
you
spoil
them
the
way
you
do
Sheldon
then
yeah
如果你对孩子也像对谢尔顿一样 那就会
Uh
my
way
was
working
我的办法很有用好嘛
Okay
I
think
you're
just
upset
我觉得你生气
because
there
are
some
things
I
am
better
than
you
at
是因为在某些方面你跟我没得比
Well
you
can't
end
a
sentence
with
a
preposition
你不能把介词放在句子的结尾
so
clearly
not
grammar
所以你比我厉害的肯定不是语法
If
you're
so
smart
was
that
a
smart
thing
to
say
你这么聪明 你猜你这句话聪不聪明
That
depends
Before
I
said
it
看情况 在我回答之前
was
sex
tonight
still
on
the
table
咱俩今晚的滚床单还有戏吗
No
Then
it's
fine
-没戏了 -那我说的话没毛病
You
know
once
we
get
this
operational
一旦我们能让它运作起来
we
could
probably
figure
out
how
to
make
it
wireless
我们就有可能实现无线化操作了
That'd
be
amazing
太棒了
Oh
that's
Sheldon
谢尔顿发信息来了
Oh
he's
upset
with
Leonard
and
Penny
他在生莱纳德和佩妮的气
And
Bernadette
还有博纳黛特
And
Mark
Twain
还有马克·吐温
Yeah
Bernadette
texted
earlier
博纳黛特之前也发来了信息
Raj
is
really
getting
on
her
nerves
拉杰快把她逼疯了
Well
I
guess
we
have
been
working
late
a
lot
我看最近咱俩是加班太多了
Should
we
call
it
a
night
and
go
home
我们是不是该回家了
Or
we
could
brew
a
pot
of
coffee
and
power
through
我们也可以煮壶咖啡 继续攀登科学的高峰
I
don't
know
it's
getting
kind
of
late
是吗 现在都这么晚了
Hey
where's
my
watch
我的表哪里去了
Why
don't
you
ask
your
skeleton
去问问你的骷髅吧
Oh
my
God
How
is
that
even
possible
我的妈呀 你是怎么办到的
This
is
great
the
two
of
us
hanging
out
我们俩一起玩 这真是极好的
Why
didn't
we
think
of
this
earlier
之前怎么没想到呢
Agreed
同意
I
don't
need
Amy
to
watch
a
movie
我不需要和艾米一起看电影
I
can
not
hold
your
hand
just
as
easily
不牵你的手 我求之不得
In
the
book
this
is
based
on
that
man's
the
killer
在原著中 这个男的就是杀手