生活大爆炸-S10E13_生活大爆炸

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You said make an effort

明明是你叫我要努力的

Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Please stop crying I'm begging you

别哭了我求你了

I don't know what else to do

我不知道还有什么招了

My boobs are empty

我的奶水都没了

Do you want lasagna

你要吃千层面吗

It's okay it's okay

好啦好啦

What have we done

我们造了什么孽啊

时至今日

What what's all this

这些...是怎么回事

Well it sounded like you were having a rough day

因为你听起来今天挺辛苦的

so I wanted you to come home to something nice

我就想让你回到一个美好的家嘛

Oh that is so thoughtful

你真是太贴心了

Hey do you remember when we went wine tasting in Santa Barbara

你还记得我们去圣巴巴拉市品酒

and you said that was the best rose you'd ever had

你说这是你喝过最好喝的玫瑰红吗

Yeah I remember us driving up there

我就记得我们开车去那边

going to the winery and

进了酿酒厂然后...

that's it

就断片了

And this wine is why

这酒就是你断片的原因啊

Hey what smells so good

什么东西这么香

I made your favorite pizza bagels

我做了最爱吃的披萨贝果

Pink wine and pizza bagels

玫瑰红酒加披萨贝果

It's like eighth grade all over again

感觉又重回8年级那会儿了

I am so lucky to have you

有你真幸运

Well now be careful these are hot

小心这个很烫

I I could explain the thermodynamics

虽然我能解释这个的热力学

of why the cheese seems hotter than the crust

就是为什么起司看起来比披萨边烫

but instead I'm gonna keep it to myself

但我决定把解释留在自己心里

You always know what not to say

你总是知道什么不该说

I just I can't believe you did all this

我只是不敢相信你布置了这一切

Well you know

是这样的

it's easy to take each other for granted and

相处久了很容易不拿对方当一回事

I never want to do that to you because

我永远不想这样对你因为...

your love

你的爱

it's like a river

就像一条河

It's peaceful and deep

平静又深邃

Your soul is it's like a secret

你的灵魂就像个秘密

that I never could keep

我永远也守不住

You did not just quote an NSYNC song

你居然还引用了超级男孩的歌词

I quoted your favorite NSYNC song

引用自你最爱的超级男孩歌曲

Damn I burped so hard

靠我打太大一个嗝

I died in my game

我在游戏里都死了

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

Bang

By aBU 201702

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第十三集

Leonard I've been meaning to ask you

莱纳德我想问你好久

what size shoe do you wear

你穿多大的鞋子

Why

怎么了

I'm trying to take more of an interest in other people's lives

我在尝试对别人的生活感兴趣

That's nice I wear a size eight and a half

那很好啊我穿八号半的鞋

That's small

脚好小啊

So tell me do you have any plans for the weekend

说说你这周末有没有什么安排吧

Are you gonna laugh at the answer

你会取笑我的答案吗

Only if the answer is "Shopping for baby shoes "

除非你的答案是"去买婴儿鞋"

If you must know

如果你真想知道

Penny won a spa weekend from work

佩妮公司奖给她去水疗度假村度周末

and she's taking me

她要带我去

Oh well you know that is interesting

这还真挺有趣呢

I wonder what kind of infection you'll come home with

忍不住想看你会感染哪些东西回家

My money's on fungal

我赌真菌感染

They're still having girls' night across the hall

女生们还在对面办女生之夜

Oh so hang out with me and we'll have boys' night

那你来我这咱们办男生之夜啊

At our age

我们这年纪了

why don't we call it man's night

为什么不称呼为爷们之夜

Because we just spent our allowance on comic books

因为我们刚把零花钱都拿去买漫画了

Penny is it weird that we're having girls' night here

佩妮你会别扭吗就是你不住这了

but you don't live here anymore

却在这里办女生之夜

so it's basically my girls' night

所以应该算是我的女生之夜这件事

I hadn't really thought about it

我还没怎么想过这事

But now you're thinking about it and it bothers you

现在你想了这事而心里开始不舒服了吗

I get that

我懂

Things going well with you and Sheldon living together

你跟谢尔顿同居的事情发展如何

Better than ever

好得不能再好

He asks about my day takes an interest in my life

他会问我今天如何对我的生活有兴趣

He's like my boyfriend in college

就跟我大学时的男友一样

except he's real so people can see him

唯一差别是他是真人别人都看得见他

I've been seeing him for years

我见他许多年了

I'm still not convinced he's real

我到现在还没完全相信他是真人

Hey can I ask you a question

我能问你个问题吗

You've been married for a while

你已经结婚蛮久了

Is it normal for the husband

老公通常都会变得

to kind of completely stop giving a crap

仪式感尽失啥都不在乎吗

Uh oh what's going on

不妙发生什么啦

Well Leonard used to do all these things

莱纳德以前会为我做很多事情

like bring me flowers

比如给我买花

and wear pants

或者穿裤子

It's okay Howie never has on pants

没什么啊华仔从来不穿裤子

The Domino's guy brings the pizza like this now

披萨店外送员现在都这么送过来

Well Sheldon always has his pants on

谢尔顿总是穿着裤子

I don't think I could pick his knees out of a lineup

辨认嫌疑犯的话我都没法从膝盖认出他

Well it's not just the pants

不只是穿不穿裤子的问题

Just it's like since we got married

只是自打我们结婚以后

he doesn't really try anymore

他就不再对我花心思了

Uh Penny

佩妮

I don't know how to say this

我不知道怎么跟你开口

but this is my first girls' night

但这是我第一次主办女生之夜

and you're kind of bumming everybody out

而你却扫了大伙儿的兴

All right got Halley to sleep

好了终于把哈雷哄睡了

Yeah I heard you on the baby monitor

我从婴儿监视器里听见了

Didn't think you could turn the theme from Walking Dead

真想不到你可以把《行尸走肉》的主题曲

into a lullaby

改成摇篮曲

Yeah got to get her hooked on TV

是啊必须得让她喜欢上看电视

or someday she'll want me to play outside

不然以后她就会让我陪她去室外玩

Boy that floor is so squeaky

天啊地板不平老吱吱响

I'm surprised I didn't wake her up walking out of the room

我还挺惊讶自己走出房间时没把她吵醒

Have you tried anything to fix it

你有没有试过修一修

Well I put the rug down

我铺了地毯

It didn't help

但不管用

I know Blue shag What were you thinking

我知道蓝色粗毛地毯你是怎么想的

Did try nailing a couple of the boards down

也试过拿钉子钉住地板

Did that do anything

效果怎么样

Yeah it left little holes in the floor

就在地板上留了几个小洞

that's why I bought the rug

所以我才买地毯盖住啊

If you do that I'll win in eight moves

如果你那么下我八步之内就能赢你

I'll win in five moves

我五步之内就能赢你

I'll win in one move

我一步之内就能赢你

Oh no Good game

我输了比赛很精彩

Oh Penny I'm trying

佩妮我在试图

to take an interest in other people

对别人的生活感兴趣

Uh how was your girls' night

你的女生之夜怎么样呀

Oh it was fine

还行

Did you have anything to eat

你吃了什么呀

Uh chips

薯片

Anything to drink

喝了什么呀

Some wine

喝了点红酒

Well I'm just playing tennis against the drapes here

就像对着窗帘打网球都没点反弹

Just ignore him

别搭理他

At least he took an interest

至少人家有兴趣问

What's that supposed to mean

这话什么意思

Nothing

没意思

Hey what's going on with you

你这是闹哪出

I don't want to talk about it

我不想说这事

Well hey come on just tell me

别这样嘛快告诉我

Fine

好吧

Lately I kind of feel like

最近我有点觉得

you've been taking me for granted

你不拿我当回事了

Wh what Where is this coming from

什么此话怎讲

Leonard She might be drunk

莱纳德她可能喝醉了

All she had was chips

毕竟她就吃了点薯片

It's just since we got married you seem to think

自打我们结婚以后你貌似就认为

you don't have to try anymore

不用对我花心思了

That is ridiculous

简直是无稽之谈

This is exactly why I didn't want to talk about it

我就知道会这样所以我才不想跟你谈

No No no no Let's talk about it

别别别那我们就来谈一谈

I'm the one who's made all the effort

我才是那个打从第一天

in this relationship since day one

就对这份感情尽心尽力的人

Please tell me what more I could do

麻烦告诉我我还要做到什么程度

Okay You know what Maybe I'll take Amy with me

好那算了或许我该带艾米

to the spa this weekend instead

这周末跟我一起去水疗度假村

Fine go ahead

行啊去吧

Amy is free

艾米有空

She had a harp lesson on Saturday

她本来周六要上竖琴课

but it got canceled

但后来取消了

Boy when you take an interest in people

天啊一旦对别人感兴趣

you really uncork a geyser of nonsense

你真是打开了废话的话匣子

Okay Thanks Daddy

好的谢谢老爸

He said the only way to really fix an old floor like that

他说全面修复像这样旧地板的唯一办法

is to tear it up and replace the whole thing

就是全拆了换新的

That sounds expensive Hang on

-听起来得花不少钱呢 -且慢

No offense to her father

我不是质疑她父亲

but he's not an MIT trained engineer

但他毕竟不是麻省理工毕业的工程师

Thinking and building is what you do

你的强项就是动脑和动手啊

MIT's motto is "Mind and hand "

麻省理工的校训是"手脑并用"

which just so happens was also my motto as a lonely teenager

恰好也是我寂寞青少年时期的自慰箴言

Oh come on We just need to be more creative

来嘛我们只需发散创新思维

What if you didn't step on the floor at all

假设你的双脚完全不用碰到地板呢

Like what if you

比如说假设你...

swung on a rope from the ceiling

从天花板拴根绳子荡过去

不行

Okay Um

好吧

Okay What if you rig up a pulley system

那好假设你安装一个皮带轮装置

and move yourself across the room in a harness

穿上套索缓缓穿过房间呢

不行

I have one

我有个主意

What if you got a giant slingshot

假设你用一个巨型弹弓

and flung yourself into the wall

然后冲着墙壁用力弹进去

Is that supposed to be funny Hold on

-你是在说笑话吗 -等等

Yeah that's funny

没错是挺好笑的

All right we're heading out

好了我们要出发了

I'll call you when we get to the hotel

我们到了酒店就打给你

And if they have any of those tiny bottles of shampoo

如果有那种小瓶子装的洗发水

I will bring them home so you can show me

我会带回家让你展示给我看

how Godzilla takes a shower

哥斯拉怎么洗澡

Have fun Thanks

-好好玩 -谢谢

Are you ready

可以走了吧

Bye Sheldon

再见谢尔顿

You know what I feel uncomfortable

算了我觉得这样不好

engaging in a public display of affection

当众在这种时候秀恩爱

while their relationship is strained

他们俩还在闹别扭呢

Go ahead it's fine

尽管秀吧我无所谓

Bye Bye

-再见 -再见

Okay Let's go

-够了 -赶紧走

Bye Bye

-再见 -再见

I'll miss you

我会想你的

Yeah I'll miss you too

我也会想你的

I'll miss you more

我的思念绝对胜过你

Well if X equals the amount that you'll miss me

如果你的思念等于X

then I'll miss you X plus one

我的思念就等于X+1

If you miss me X plus one I'll miss you

如果你的思念等于X+1

open paren X plus one close paren to the second

我的思念就等于(X+1) 然后...

Thank you

谢了

Here

给你

You're sad so I made you tea

你很难过所以我帮你泡了茶

Thanks

谢谢

And it's just the way you like it

按你喜欢的口味泡的哟

Earl Grey Yes

-伯爵茶 -是的

Honey Yes

-加了蜂蜜 -是的

Unsweetened almond Good Lord

-不甜的杏仁 -老天爷

I made you tea Just drink it

我不辞辛苦泡了茶哪来那么多废话

Sorry thank you

抱歉谢谢你

Well what can we do to cheer you up

我们做点什么让你开心的事吧

I really don't know

我不知道该做什么

You want to play Jenga

你想玩层层叠吗

Or uh Ticket to Ride

或者车票之旅[桌游]

Hearthstone

《炉石传说》

I what would you be the happiest losing at

什么游戏是你输了以后最开心的

I don't want to play a game Sheldon

我不想玩游戏谢尔顿

Wow and I remember when you loved playing games with me

我可记得你以前特别喜欢跟我一起玩游戏呢

Maybe Penny isn't the only relationship you're phoning in

看来你敷衍了事的感情不止跟佩妮这段

It's not that I'd stopped trying

不是我不再对她花心思

it's just how relationships progress

是感情本来就是这样

They start with infatuation

一开始迷恋忘情投入

but over time mellow into something more comfortable

但久而久之激情会蜕变成更为舒服的相处模式

Yeah you're right

你说得对

It's like when I first encountered the Pythagorean Theorem

就像我人生初识勾股定理一样

You know I was blown away that the square of the hypotenuse

我被斜边边长的平方等于

was the sum of the squares of the opposite sides

对边边长平方和迷得神魂颠倒

Yeah but now I'm just like "Eh "

但现在我对它的感觉只是切

Okay this grid represents the room

这些格子代表了整个房间

All we need to do is plot out where each squeak is

我们只需找出哪些格子会吱吱响

and we can find a quiet path to the crib

从而发现一条通向摇篮的安静之路

It looks like a map from Dungeons & Dragons

这看起来好像《龙与地下城》的地图

Except the creature in the crib is a level nine poop monster

不同的是摇篮里装的是满级的造粪小怪兽

Okay uh you check for squeaks

你负责检查吱吱声

and I will mark them down

我负责记录

Okay

好的

Space A 3 here we go

A3号格子开始测试

It's squeaking Mark it

响得厉害记下来

It's nice to think that you grew up in this room

你的女儿要在你成长过的房间里茁壮长大

and now your daughter's going to as well

想想真是挺温馨的

I hope she has the same amount of sex in it I did

我希望她在这享受到的性爱与我一样多

None Next square

也就是没有下一个格子

Why do you bounce with your hands in the air like that

你为什么要在空中抖动双手

It's a tradition of my people

这是我们犹太人的习俗

If I were a rich man

如果我是个大土豪

"Material Girl" needs to be retired

以后别再唱《物质女孩》了

That is your karaoke song

你下次唱K就该唱这歌

Would you like to play a driving game I invented

你想玩我发明的驾驶游戏吗

Is it about the failing state of my relationship with Penny

是有关我和佩妮失败的感情吗

Never mind

算了

You know Penny went to this spa to be away from you

佩妮为了躲开你才去水疗度假村

Are you sure you should be going there

你确定你应该去找她吗

I don't want to wait two days for us to work this out

我不想再等两天才解决这件事

Very well

很好

You got married spur of the moment

你俩当初结婚就是一时冲动

I don't see why your divorce should be any different

离婚的方式如出一辙也没啥不可

I would pull this car over and kick you out

我真想靠边停车一脚踢你出去

but if Penny dumps me you're all I got

可如果佩妮甩了我你就是我的唯一依靠了

When was the last time you got a massage

你上一次做按摩是什么时候

Sheldon walked on my back two weeks ago

两周前谢尔顿曾经站在我背上

but that was just 'cause there was a spider on his pillow

但那是因为他枕头上有蜘蛛

and he was trying to get away

他想躲开

Leonard stood on me once too

莱纳德也曾经站在我背上过

but he was just trying to see the Rose Parade

他当时是为了站高点看新年玫瑰花车大游行

I don't know the protocol

我不太了解这里的规矩

are you gonna be naked for your massage

你按摩时会裸体吗

Well Yeah

会啊

Then this is probably too many clothes

那我可能穿太多衣服了

What are you doing here

你来干什么

I came here to apologize

我是来道歉的

Okay Leonard I really appreciate that

莱纳德我很感激你这么做

but I need a little time to myself

但我需要一点自己的时间

Okay I don't get it

我搞不懂了

Here I am making an effort

现在我来努力了啊

Hello Amy It's nice to see you

艾米你好呀

Nice to see you too

你也好呀

And that's how you make effort look effortless

这就是怎么让努力看起来不会太用力

All right Can you please just go

好了麻烦你先回去

and we'll talk about this tomorrow

我们明天再说好吗

I don't understand what you want

我不懂你到底想要什么

I'm trying to figure it out

我自己也想知道

You know what If you'd like

知道吗如果你希望

I could whip up a quick Relationship Agreement

我可以很快草拟一个《感情协议》

Well I'm at a spa

反正我在水疗度假村

might as well do something relaxing

不妨做一些放松的事

Sheldon why don't we give them some privacy

谢尔顿让他们单独聊聊

Very well

好的

Hey Later we'll check out the minibar

等一下我们看看迷你酒柜有什么东西

I'll show you how Godzilla gets drunk

我让你见识下哥斯拉是怎么喝醉的

So what we did was map out the entire room

我们给整间房做了地图标记

to identify every squeak

确定了所有吱吱声的所在

Watch It's easy once you get the hang of it

看着一旦你掌握了就很简单了

Step

跨步

Step

跨步

Hop onto ottoman

跳上脚凳

Don't do that in socks I almost broke my neck

不要只穿着袜子跳我差点摔断脖子

Then simply sit

然后坐下

spin stand

旋转站起

stretch

跨一大步

Maybe unloosen your pants

也许要把裤子松一松

And step

然后并腿

grab tiny pivot

抓床略微转身

pull and you're there

用力一拉到了

Easy peasy mac and

易如反掌小菜...

You get the idea

你懂我意思

You actually expect me to do this

你们真指望我在黑暗中

while holding a baby in the dark

抱着宝宝这样做吗

Hold on

稍等

I don't think she was impressed

我觉得她没有被感动到

Bigger problems

我有更大的问题

I felt something pop

感觉这有东西炸了

There's a cucumber in my water

我的水里有黄瓜

Do they know it's there

他们知道这事吗

Um sh should I tell somebody

还是我该跟谁反映

It's there on purpose

是故意放进去的

It's refreshing

使味道更清爽

Interesting

有意思

The world's most boring liquid

世上最无趣的液体

and the world's most boring vegetable

世上最无趣的蔬菜

But you put 'em together and bleh

两者放在一起我去

Oh Good you're here Are you still fighting

太好了你们来了你们还在吵架吗

If you get divorced do I get two Christmases

如果你们离婚了我可以在两家过两次圣诞吗

We're not getting divorced

我们不会离婚

Listen we realized that uh

听着我们意识到

we're facing some new challenges as a married couple

作为夫妻我们面临了新的挑战

Yeah And there are a few things

对有一些事情

we need to stay on top of

我们得处理好

So we thought it would useful

所以我们觉得这样做也许有帮助

and I can't believe I am about to say this

真不敢相信我会说这样的话

Would you please help us make a Relationship Agreement

请帮我们拟一份《感情协议》好吗

But one that's tailored to us

但要为我们量身定制

Okay We don't need a bathroom schedule

明白吗我们不需要标明各自上厕所的时间

Although a rule about him texting me from in there

不过限制下他从厕所发短信给我

might help with the romance

也许对浪漫有帮助

What do you say

你同意吗

I get to write a contract

我能有机会撰写合同吗

I say let's get this party of the first part started

哎呀我滴妈 "甲方"再不开始就太"甲"啦

Do you really think that's funny

你觉得这很好笑吗

It's in our agreement I have to laugh

这是我们的协议内容他说笑话我必须笑

If you find this draft acceptable

如果你们觉得草稿可以接受

then I believe your new Relationship Agreement

那我相信你们新的《感情协议》

is ready to be signed

可以签字了

Article 8 subsection B

第8条 B项

Leonard will restrict video gaming in underpants

莱纳德穿着内裤玩游戏的时间

to hours Penny is not home

必须是佩妮不在家的时候

This includes boxers briefs thongs G strings

内裤包括平角裤三角裤丁字裤兜裆裤

or anything else that calls attention

和其他所有令人注意到

to his pasty little thighs

他苍白小大腿的裤子

Does it really need to say that

真有必要这样说吗

I did this for free let me get a little something

我免费帮你们写协议让我爽爽总应该吧

Article 10 subsection C

第10条 C项

If questioned Penny may not say

如有质疑佩妮不能在

that everything is fine if it isn't

有事的情况下说"没事"

Other unacceptable responses include "It's nothing "

其他无法接受的回答包括"没什么"

"Don't worry about it " And "I said it's nothing

"别担心" "我说了没什么

don't worry about it "

别担心"

I think this all looks good

我觉得挺好的

Me too

我也是

Oh well Great then Here

太好了来

You sign here date here

这里签名写日期

And Penny if you could initial here to indicate

佩妮在这里签上名字的首字母

that you're accepting Leonard in "as is" condition

表示无论莱纳德这货现在是否破损你都接受

I remember signing our first Relationship Agreement

我还记得签我们的第一份《恋爱协议》

You seem to be forgetting the "No nostalgia" clause

你似乎忘了"不准忆当年"的条款

Right right Got it

对明白