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Hello I am Dr Sheldon Cooper

大家好我是谢尔顿博士

Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags

欢迎收看由谢尔顿·库珀出品的《有趣的旗帜》

Before we get started I'd like to announce

节目开始前我想先公布

the winner of our design your own flag competition

设计旗帜比赛的赢家

But I can't

可惜没有

The only entry was from GameyGamer75

唯一的参赛作品来自网友"爱咪福乐75"

and I know that was a jpeg of your buttocks

我知道你上传的是自己屁股照片

Now this week we have a very special episode

本周这集十分特别

where we explore the flags

我们将介绍

of the popular entertainment franchise Star Trek

热门影集《星际迷航》中的旗帜

And to help me I'm pleased to introduce

我很荣幸请到这位来帮忙的特邀嘉宾

Internet personality

网络名人

former star of Star Trek The Next Generation

《星际迷航: 下一代》剧中演员

and the only guy I know lucky enough to be immortalized

并且是我认识的唯一一位有幸被按比例

in 1/16 scale

做成小人偶的朋友

set phasers to "Fun"

将激光枪设至欢乐档

"set phasers to stun"[将激光枪设至击晕档]

改编自《星际迷航》中的句子

for my friend Wil Wheaton

欢迎我的好友威尔·惠顿

Hi Sheldon Thanks for having me

谢尔顿感谢你的邀请

I'm happy to be here Cut

-很高兴能上贵节目 -停

What's wrong

怎么啦

Sorry Sheldon you were brilliant as always

谢尔顿你的表现如往常一样精彩

Wil that was a little wooden

威尔你有点太呆板了

Wooden

呆板吗

Don't worry it wasn't terrible

别担心也没那么烂

Just this time try to say it the way people sound

但这次可以像正常人一样说话吗

And action

开拍

My friend Wil Wheaton

我的好友威尔·惠顿

Hi Sheldon Thanks for having me

谢尔顿感谢你的邀请

I'm excited to be here

我很兴奋能上贵节目呢

So Wil what do you have for us first

威尔你将从哪一面旗帜开始介绍呢

Well this is an exciting one

这面旗非常有意思

This is the flag of the United Federation of Planets

这是星际联邦的旗帜

Now what's interesting about this flag Cut

-这面旗有趣的地方在于... -停

What was wrong with that

又怎么了

It's called "Fun with Flags "

这节目叫"有趣"的旗帜

They're not at half mast nobody died

不是有人死了在降半旗哀悼

Let's try and keep it upbeat

欢乐喜庆点好不好

Um no offense

我无意冒犯

but I've been acting since I was a kid

但我从小就开始演戏

I think I can handle a Web show

上个网络节目

without a lot of direction

我应该不需要人家教

It's true

此话不假

In 1982 Wil played the voice

在1982年威尔就替卡通电影

of Martin the mouse in The Secret of NIMH

《勇敢鼠妈妈》里的一角配音了

You moved me

你感动了我

You'll have to forgive me

原谅我的吹毛求疵

This is my first time directing I just want it to be good

我第一次当导演只想尽善尽美

So do I Great

-我也是 -很好

So this time let's try

那这次就请你

more real boy less Pinocchio

像个真男孩而非小木偶

And action

开拍

And cut

停

You realize that I'm doing this for free right

你知道我是无偿友情客串的吧

Yes And so far we're still not getting our money's worth

但目前为止无偿都有点不值回票价呢

Let's try it again

再来一次

Everybody's having fun

大家开开心心

And action

开拍

So Wil

威尔

what do you have for us first

你要先介绍哪面旗帜呢

Well this is an exciting one

这面旗十分有意思哦

This is the flag

这面旗

of the United Federation of Planets

可是星际联邦的旗帜

Cut

停

Problem first time director

有问题吗 "新手"导演

Oh none that I could see

我是没发现啦

I saw a man who loved flags almost as much as I do

我只觉得你跟我一样热爱旗子

I got goose bumps

都起鸡皮疙瘩了

He was overacting on purpose

他故意夸张演出

Really

真的吗

He reminded me of a young William Shatner

让我想起电影里寇克船长小时候呢

Listen Sheldon I'm really happy to do this for you

谢尔顿我很乐意上你节目

but not if she's gonna be a huge pain in the ass the whole time

但她要在这当找茬精的话那就算了吧

You gonna let him speak to me like that

他这么说我你居然没意见吗

Well

这个嘛...

you're my girlfriend

你是我女朋友

and I don't want you to be upset

我不想你不高兴

Then again Wil Wheaton's my friend

但威尔·惠顿也是我朋友

and I don't want him to be upset

我也不想他不高兴

This is a sticky wicket

真是进退两难啊

What do you think

你有什么看法

Can I speak to you for a second

我们去一边谈谈

I'll be right back

我马上回来

Feel free to play with yourself

欢迎你"自娱自乐"

I don't care for your friend

我不管他是不是你朋友

he's being rude to me

他对我出言不逊

You need to ask him to leave

你得叫他滚蛋

Amy I can't just ask Wil Wheaton to leave

艾米你怎么能叫他滚蛋呢

He's a minor celebrity

他好歹也是个二线明星

Once you explain who he is many people recognize him

只需费点唇舌解释人们还是能认出他的

Fine Then maybe I should go

行那我走可以了吧

Could you That would solve everything

真的吗那问题就能迎刃而解了

You are the best

你最好了

I'll see you at dinner tonight

今晚晚餐见吗

You sure you wouldn't rather have dinner

你不会想跟你的好友威尔

with your friend Wil Wheaton

一起共进晚餐吗

Come to think of it I would

细想一下我还真想呢

You little lady are on fire

小妞你今天棒呆啦

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Every time we eat dinner here

每次来吃晚饭

your mother refuses to let me help with the dishes

你妈妈都不让我帮忙洗碗

Don't take it personally She likes doing them by herself

别往心里去她想自己洗碗

so she can lick the plates with no one looking

单纯是怕被别人看她偷舔碗盘

You ready to go

准备好要回去了吗

Yeah let me just grab a couple of fresh turtlenecks

行我拿几件洗好的高领衣就走

I don't understand why you keep your stuff here

咱们家那么多地方干嘛还要把东西

when there's plenty of room at home

统统都留在这里啊

What are you talking about

哪有这回事

All I have here is a few sweaters

我就留了几件外套

books bank stuff computers

书银行东西电脑

mail collectibles medicine and my electric body groomer

信件收藏品药物跟电动除毛机

Ooh there's my plaid dickie

我的格子纹小围脖

Oh got this at the Goodwill store for 50 cents

我在二手店花五毛钱买到的呢

Can you believe it

不敢相信吧

50 cents sounds right

感觉就值这个价呀

Let's go

走吧

You know it's kinda late

有点晚了呢

Why don't we just spend the night here

何不干脆在这里过夜

Because we don't live here

因为我们不住在这里啊

I know

我知道

Do you You said when you got back from space

你真知道吗你自己说

you were gonna move into my apartment

从太空回来后就搬进我公寓

but half the time we stay here

但半数时间我们都住这里

That's not true

才没有呢

Howard I'm doing laundry

霍华德我要洗衣服了

You want me to put anything in for you

有什么需要我帮你洗的吗

There's some underwear in the hamper

篮子里有我的内裤拿去洗吧

Oh good I got that new stain stick to try out

非常好我刚好要试试新去渍棒

Thank you I only put it on the list two weeks ago

谢谢你做我"两周前"要求的事啊

Okay I see what you're getting at

好吧我懂你意思了

How about this weekend

要不这周末吧

I'll box up all my things and move them to our place

我把所有东西都打包搬回咱家

Thank you

谢谢

The lightsabers are gonna look great in the living room

这两把光剑放在我们客厅肯定很帅

Or in the closet We can decide later

放衣柜里也不错到时候决定吧

Howard help

霍华德帮帮忙

My hand's stuck in the garbage disposal

我的手卡在食物垃圾处理机里了

Let go of whatever piece of food you're holding

那你把手里抓着不放的食物放开啊

Are you kidding

你不是吧

It's a perfectly good chicken leg

是一根完好无缺的好鸡腿呢

Hey look who's out after dark like a big boy

某人像个大男孩一样夜游晚归哦

I was out raising heck with Mr Wil Wheaton

我跟威尔·惠顿去共进晚餐了

Four hours more and we would have

再让我们吃个四小时

closed down the HomeTown Buffet

就能吃垮"家乡"自助餐厅了

I thought you had plans with Amy Yeah I did

-你不是跟艾米有约了吗 -是啊

but then Wil called Amy a pain in the A S S

但威尔说艾米是找茬精

She got huffy and left

她就不爽走人了

then Wil and I headed out to dinner

然后我就跟威尔一起去吃晚饭了

That place really did remind me of my hometown

"家乡"自助餐厅真的有家乡味呢

Because there we also have a HomeTown Buffet

因为我家乡也有一家"家乡"自助餐厅

Hold on Wil and Amy had an argument

等等威尔跟艾米吵架啦

Yes quite the kerfuffle

对啊挺剑拔弩张的

Then Amy got mad and left

然后艾米火大走人啦

Walked right out the door

夺门而出一去不返

And you

然后你...

Enjoyed a delightful dinner at a reasonable price

跟威尔开心地吃了顿好价钱的晚饭

The manager recognized Wil

餐厅经理认出了威尔

and let us sit right next to the frozen yogurt machine

同意让我们坐在冰酸奶机旁呢

Right next to it

正旁边哦

I was closer to it than I am to you right now

比我现在跟你的距离还近呢

Buddy I think Amy might be upset

兄弟艾米可能在不高兴哦

Why's that

为啥啊

Because your friend was rude to her

你的朋友对她出言不逊

and then you went to dinner with him

你还跟他一起去吃晚饭

You're just repeating what I said

这不就是我刚才说的而已吗

It's like living with a lactose intolerant parrot

你这只乳糖不耐症的学舌鹦鹉

Trust me call her

听我的打给她吧

Fine It's a shame you didn't go to dinner with us

行你没跟我们一起吃晚餐真可惜

because the buffet you're about to enjoy

因为你等下就只能尝到

only serves humble pie

屈辱的滋味了

a dessert much less tasty than frozen yogurt

跟冰酸奶的味道完全不能比哦

I was this close

当时就坐这么近

What

有何贵干

You'll appreciate this

跟你说个笑话

Leonard has some ridiculous notion that you're mad at me

莱纳德脑子抽风说你在气我

Tell him you're not mad at me

告诉他没这回事

Go ahead set him straight

说吧给他个痛快

I'm mad at you Sheldon

我是气你啊谢尔顿

Eat one of your Luna bars

吃根巧克力棒吧

Very often when women think they're angry

女人常以为自己在愤怒

they're really just hungry

其实只是肚子饿而已啦

I'm not hungry

我不饿

Your friend insulted me and you didn't do anything

你朋友羞辱我你也不干嘛

Precisely I didn't do anything

对啊我什么都没干啊

Now does someone feel like checking her emotional math

某人是不是该仔细想想自己在说啥啊

Keep going buddy you're doing great

继续吧兄弟我看好你哦

Sheldon I'm your girlfriend

谢尔顿我是你女朋友

and you should have taken my side

你应该帮我的才对啊

That's it End of story Good night

就这样吧我说完了晚安

Wow Amy's mad and Leonard was right

哎哟艾米在生气莱纳德说得对

What a weird day

今天真不可思议

Hey Sorry this took so long

抱歉让你们等这么久

But you used to work here you know how it is

你以前也在这打工过你懂得

Kitchen slammed again

厨房又出事了吗

No I'm a terrible waitress remember

是我只是个烂服务生忘了吗

So is there anything I can do

你明天要搬家

to help you with the move tomorrow

我有什么能帮你的吗

Now that you mention it

正好你提到此事

I was thinking tomorrow might not be great

我觉得明天不是一个搬家的好日子

What's your excuse this time No excuse

-你又有什么借口了 -没借口

It's just you know I'm Jewish and technically

只是呢我是犹太人嘛严格来说

we're not supposed to drive or carry anything on the Sabbath

安息日的时候我们得休息不适合搬家

So this one's on God

怪神别怪我啊

That might be a little more convincing

要想赖神跟习俗可以

if you didn't have a mouthful of bacon cheeseburger

但你满嘴猪肉起司汉堡谁信啊[犹太人不吃猪肉]

My religion's kinda loosey goosey

我不是一个忠实信徒嘛

Basically as long as you got your schmekel clipped

简单来说只要乖乖牺牲包皮[割礼]

and don't wear a cross you're good

不戴十字架也没事啦

Howie you promised you'd move

华仔你答应过我会搬家的

And I will

我会啊

Yeah right I will

-谁信啊 -我真的会搬

I'm obviously not going to live in my mother's house

我怎么可能会一辈子都赖在

for the rest of my life I'm not a child

我妈的家里不走呢又不是小孩

I've seen her burp you

我见过她帮你拍嗝

She did not burp me

她不是帮我拍饱嗝

She was patting me on the back and I happened to burp

只是她拍我的背我刚好打了个嗝

Don't you have other tables you should be waiting on

你不用去招待其他客人吗

Yeah but I told you I'm not good at my job

要啊但我也说了我是个烂服务员

Bernadette listen to me

伯纳黛特相信我

He is never gonna leave

他死也不会搬走

I'm starting to think you're right

我开始觉得你是对的

All right I've had enough of this

好吧我受够了

I'm a grown man I have a successful career

我是个成年人我有成功的事业

For the love of God I've been to space

看在上帝的份上我还去过太空呢

I will move out when I'm ready

当我准备好时我就会搬出去住

and I don't need anyone badgering me into it

我不需要任何人没完没了地烦我

Wow excuse me

哎哟我先告辞了

That was just for her benefit

那话只是冲她说的

I'll move tomorrow I love you Don't leave me

我明天就搬我爱你别离开我

Amy

艾米

Amy

艾米

Angry Amy

愤怒的艾米

What

有何贵干

I've been thinking about what happened

我考虑了一下之前发生的事

and I hope this gift

我希望这个礼物

will make things better

能让事态缓和点

Star Trek DVDs

《星际迷航》系列DVD

Why would I want this

我为何需要这个

First of all you're welcome

首先不客气

Furthermore not being familiar with Wil Wheaton's body of work

再者如果你不熟悉威尔·惠顿的作品

there was no way for you to know

你就不可能意识到

you were being rude to a national treasure

你曾对这样的一位国家瑰宝出言不逊

Get ready for 130 hours of "I told you so "

准备迎接130小时的"早知道就听你"的吧

Fine I'll just tell you what happens

好吧由我来告诉你都演了些什么

Episode one "Encounter at Farpoint "

第一集《远点遭遇战》

Fade in

缓缓驶入

The new Enterprise heads out on its maiden voyage

新进取号踏上了搜寻戴纳伯四号星球

to contact the Bandi people of Deneb IV

居住的班迪人之处女航行

Enter Wesley Crusher played by my buddy

卫斯理·克拉希尔登场了扮演者是我兄弟...

She's hooked

她要爱不释手了

An end of an era

一个时代的终结啊

Boy if these walls could talk

唉真希望这些墙能诉说衷肠

They'd say "Why does he touch himself so much "

那这些墙会说"为何他这么喜欢自摸"

Yeah

是啊

I can't believe I'm not going to live here anymore

真不敢相信今后将不住这里了

This has always been my bedroom

这里一直都是我的卧室

Right here is where my mom used to mark my height

那里就是我妈以前测量我身高的地方

Oh yeah

真的哎

Fifth grade

五年级时的身高

Sixth grade

六年级时的身高

Seventh grade

七年级时的身高

Eighth grade

八年级时的身高

Ninth grade

九年级时的身高

I remember when I was five

我还记得我五岁那年

hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy

拿着我的万圣节糖果躲在这个桌子下面

Had some Peanut M&M'S

吃了一些M&M花生糖豆

went into my first anaphylactic shock

迎来了我第一次过敏性休克

and had to be rushed to the hospital

然后被送去医院

Came home celebrated with a Snickers

回到家后吃花生士力架来欢庆康复

went into my second anaphylactic shock

紧接着又迎来第二次过敏性休克

When did you figure out you were allergic to nuts

你什么时候发现对坚果过敏的

Sometime around the third Almond Joy

大概在第三次吃杏仁巧克力时吧

Okay

好吧

You want to start loading this stuff into the truck

要开始把这些东西搬上货车吗

Yeah I guess

好搬吧

Hey would you do me a favor

能帮我个忙吗

Go on ahead

你们先走

I just want one last moment alone in my old room

我只想在旧居里再独享这最后一刻

We're not standing outside by the U Haul

我们才不要站在搬家货车边上等着

while you fondle yourself

你在这自摸爽完一发

Fine let's go

好吧一起走吧

What brings you in

什么风把你吹来了

Penny if you wouldn't mind

佩妮如果你不介意

I'd like to have a conversation about girls

我想跟你谈谈女生

I had a feeling we'd have a talk like this sooner or later

我早预感到我们迟早会聊到的

Are you finally getting fuzz in weird places

你某个奇怪的地方终于长毛了吗

Penny please

佩妮拜托

I'm on the horns of a relationship dilemma

我现在进退两难

And for the record I had a full pubis of hair

同时声明我到19岁那年

by the time I was 19

就已经长完了浓密的阴毛

And for the record

同时我也声明...

So what are you drinking

你打算喝点什么

Well it's been a rough day

今天超不顺

I usually go chamomile tea

我通常喝甘菊茶

but I don't think that's going to cut it

但我觉得喝那个没用了

You could have a Long Island Iced Tea

你可以来一杯长岛冰茶呀

Will that calm my nerves

那个能舒缓我的神经吗

It's calmed the pants off me a couple of times

好几次把我舒缓到裤子都"没了"

Sold

来一杯

So the heart you got from the wizard giving you trouble

你那巫师得来的心脏让你陷入麻烦了吗

The trouble isn't with me Penny

问题不在我这佩妮

it's with your gender

而在你们女人身上

Someday scientists will discover

总有一天科学家们会发现

that second X chromosome contains nothing

女性的第二条X染色体除了胡说

but nonsense and twaddle

和废话之外其他一无所有

Yeah Amy told me what happened

是啊艾米告诉我发生了什么事

Look just apologize

听着道歉就行

It'll warm her twaddle

它会融解她的废话

It's a band aid at best

那顶多治标不治本

The core problem is that Amy and Wil do not like each other

核心问题在于艾米和威尔互相讨厌

Which is baffling because they're both crazy about me

这点很莫名其妙因为他们都为我痴狂

And I like them

我也喜欢他们俩

which indicates they're bright and interesting

这表明他们是聪明人并且还喜欢

and/or were on Star Trek

或曾演过《星际迷航》

Honey you can't make people like each other

亲爱的你不能逼别人互相喜欢

Not true

非也

Leonard made me like you

莱纳德让我喜欢你

And let me tell you that was a hard row to hoe

不瞒你说这事可不容易啊

Cheers pal

干杯吧姐们

Boy that is a treat that's hard to beat

好家伙这可真是一杯无与伦比的饮品

Get the Mad Hatter on the horn I'm having a tea party

快让疯帽先生来吧我要开个茶话会

疯帽先生《爱丽丝梦游仙境》角色喜欢举办茶话会

You might want to pace yourself

你或许该慢慢喝

I drink tea all the time

我常喝茶啦

I think I know what I'm doing

我懂我在干嘛

Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis

我没资格批评一位长齐阴毛的人啊

Look Sheldon your problem is not Wil Wheaton okay

谢尔顿问题不在威尔·惠顿这好吗

Your problem is the way you treated Amy

你的问题在于你对待艾米的方式

My problem is I'm out of tea

我的问题是我的茶喝光了

Come on someone insulted your girlfriend

拜托有人对你女友出言不逊

and you just let him do it

你却听之任之

I thought you Texas guys stood up for your womenfolk

我还以为德州爷们会为女友挺身而出呢

Penny please

得了吧佩妮

I think I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing

我可比头脑简单的乡野村夫有教养

Sorry

抱歉

On the other hand

不过话说回来

that low down polecat done wronged my woman

那个卑鄙小人敢对我女人口出狂言

Welcome to Long Island Tex

"长岛"的酒劲上来了德州仔

Amy deserves better

艾米不应该被这样对待

You know when we buy the Planter's deluxe mix

我们买绅士什锦果仁时

she eats all the Brazil nuts

她会帮我先吃光巴西坚果

so I don't have to look at them

这样我就不用看到它们

She's a unique blend of saint and squirrel

她是独一无二的圣人与松鼠结合体

Yeah that she is

对她是的

Here you go

给你

I'm a callous egomaniac

我无情麻木又自我

She's gonna leave me

她会离开我的

No she won't

她不会的

No she won't I'm great

对她不会的我这么棒的男人

Okay I have now

好了现在

officially moved out of my mother's house

我正式搬出了我母亲大人的家

You are now the only woman in my life

现在我生活中唯一会在浴室

who I'll see naked in the bathroom

撞见的裸女就剩你啦

I know this wasn't easy

我知道这不容易

You doing okay

你还好吗

Oh I'm fine

我没事

It's just her I'm worried about

我只是担心我妈

Aw she'll be okay

她不会有事的

She's a grown woman I know

-她是成年人 -我知道

It's just ever since my dad left

只是我爸离开后

I've felt responsible for her

我就觉得我对她有责任

That's a lot for a kid to deal with

这对一个孩子来说责任太重了

She was just so sad all the time

她总是很伤心

Yeah I was the only person who could cheer her up

我是唯一可以令她开心起来的人

Well me and Ben and Jerry

我还有"本与杰瑞"牌冰淇淋

She's lucky you were there

她很幸运能有你的陪伴

You know she's why I first got into magic

因为她我才学魔术的

I would do little shows for her

我会表演给她看

hang up a bedsheet like it was a curtain

挂上床单好像幕布一样

put on a top hat and cape

戴上礼帽穿上披风

And part way through the act

表演中

I would say I needed a volunteer from the audience

我会说我需要从观众中请一位志愿者

to be my beautiful assistant

做我美丽的助手

and invite her up on stage

邀请她上台

I can still remember the way she'd smile

我依然记得她当时笑的样子

For a few minutes she'd

在那短暂的几分钟里她...

forget how lonely she was

忘了自己有多孤单

Aw crap Let's go

见鬼走吧

Where we going

去哪里

Grab a box

搬个箱子

We'll sleep at your mother's place tonight

我们今晚睡你母亲家

No but I want to live here

可我想住在这里

Well you should've thought of that

在你告诉我那个

before you told me the stupid magic trick story

傻逼催泪魔术故事前就该想到这点了

Can't we talk about this

我们不能谈谈吗

No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart

我的老公决不允许伤他老娘的心

Wil Wheaton

威尔·惠顿

Wil Wheaton

威尔·惠顿

Wait how many was that

等等敲了几下了

Hey Sheldon what's up

谢尔顿什么事

Wouldn't you like to know

你真的想知道吗

Have you been drinking

你喝酒了吗

Just tea

只是喝了茶

The best tea I've ever had

我这辈子喝过的最好喝的茶

Why are you here

你来干嘛

I'll tell you

我告诉你吧

I'm from Texas

我是德州仔

Need I say more

还需要我多说吗

Yeah actually a little more would be helpful

是的多说一点我比较明白

You insulted my woman

你对我的女人出言不逊

I'm here to defend her honor

我是来为她讨回公道的

Two It was two

两下敲了两下

Wil Wheaton

威尔·惠顿

Now prepare yourself for what may come

现在准备好接受制裁吧

Oh Sheldon do you really think we're gonna fight

谢尔顿你不会真觉得我们会打起来吧

My fists are not up here

我的拳头抬起来

because I'm milking a giant invisible cow

可不是给巨型隐形奶牛挤奶的

They're up to beat an apology out of you

是要把道歉的话从你嘴里揍出来的

Okay I'm sorry

好的对不起

Well that was a long bus ride for not very much

坐这么远的公车来可真不值啊

Are you okay

你还好吗

You're asking a lot of questions Wil Wheaton

你问的问题太多了威尔·惠顿

As a matter of idle curiosity

只是好奇问下

which of your shrubberies do you feel

你觉得你家哪片灌木丛

would benefit from a thorough vomiting

可以被呕吐物施肥一下

Never mind I'll choose

算了我自己选

You were so good in Stand by Me

你在《伴我同行》里的表演太精彩了

惠顿1986年出演的电影

Hello I'm Dr Sheldon Cooper

大家好我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags

欢迎收看谢尔顿·库珀出品的《有趣的旗帜》

Get ready for a very special episode

这是非常特殊的一集

where we explore the flags

我们将介绍

of the popular entertainment franchise Star Trek

热门影集《星际迷航》中的旗帜

And to help us I'm pleased to introduce a special guest

我很荣幸请到这位来帮忙的特邀嘉宾

surprisingly it only took gas money

出乎意料的只需要给点油钱

and the promise of free food to get him here

跟答应他有吃的就愿意来了

Mr LeVar Burton

勒瓦尔·伯特先生

曾出演过多部星际电影

Hey Sheldon it's a pleasure to be here

你好谢尔顿很荣幸来到这里

Well we've got some interesting flags for Cut

-有些很有意思的旗帜... -停

Yikes this guy is worse than Wil Wheaton

妈呀这家伙比威尔·惠顿还烂

I don't know what she's talking about

我不知道她在胡说什么

but I'm obligated to agree with her

但我有义务同意她的话

She's my girlfriend

她是我的女朋友

Ah I hear you brother

明白兄弟

I still get lunch right

我还是有免费午餐吃的对吧