生活大爆炸-S09E05_生活大爆炸

S01

内容	操作
视频
教程课件
单词卡片

Hey ready for lunch Oh one sec

-可以去吃午饭了吗 -马上好

Is that the prototype drive system for the high G rover

那是太空探测车的驱动系统原型吗

No Bernadette got me a Fitbit

不是啦伯纳黛特给我买了运动手环

so she can track how much I'm exercising

好追查我每天运动量有多少

That'll teach her to care about your health

看她还敢不敢再关心你健康

I can't wait to see the look on her face when I die young

我真想看看哪天我早死时她震惊的表情

When was the last actual exercise you got

你上一次真的去运动是什么时候

The other day when

前几天

she tried to put that Fitbit on me and I ran away from her

她硬要给我戴上手环我落荒而逃时

According to a recent study

最近一份研究指出

simply thinking about exercise even while sitting still

哪怕你赖着不动只要心中想着运动

can have physical benefits

就能给身体带来好处

For all you know I could be exercising right now

指不定我现在就在运动呢

Are you Eh I'll do it tomorrow

-那你是吗 -还是明天再想吧

It wouldn't be the worst thing if we were more active

我们多运动一点也不是什么坏事啊

Oh You make an excellent point

兄台此言甚是有理

Ooh I think I'm getting a runner's high

跑步的愉悦感蹭蹭往上飙啊

会有如同吗啡一样的止痛和欣快感

当运动量超过某一阶段时体内便会分泌脑内啡

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第五集

Look at all these activities the university has

看看大学里的各种运动社团

Rock climbing club archery flag football

攀岩社射箭夺旗橄榄球

Had me at flag lost me at football

旗字让我兴奋橄榄球让我无力

Yeah I think it's great you guys want to get more exercise

我觉得你们想要多动动真的很棒

but do you really think sports is the right choice for you

可是你们真觉得选择运动合适吗

What are you saying

你什么意思

We're not coordinated enough to play sports

我们身体协调性太差不适合玩体育吗

Okay Leonard sweetheart

莱纳德亲爱的

you twisted your ankle playing Scrabble

你玩个拼字游戏都能扭伤脚踝

I got a triple word score with a double letter "Q "

那一次堪比打麻将连庄还自摸清一色

If that's not a time to bust out the Scrabble dance

此时不跳庆祝嘚瑟舞

what's the point of having one

那这舞还有啥存在价值

Hey Barry Kripke started a fencing club

巴里·克瑞普吉开了一个击剑俱乐部呢

Interesting

有意思

Sword fighting does hold a certain elegant appeal

击剑的吸引力在于不失风度

And I would imagine it meets many

同时也满足了我们几个

of our personal criteria for a sport

对运动项目的要求

It's indoors so no sunscreen

它在室内进行不需要擦防晒霜

No throwing no catching

不需要扔不需要接

no running

还不需要跑

No gym shorts that can be yanked down

不用穿可能会被人脱的体育短裤

Or worse up

或更惨被人用力往上提

Preach

同意

And as an added bonus

而且有个加分项

the word "touche" comes from fencing

"一针见血"这词原是击剑中得分之意

It would be our only opportunity to use it

是我们唯一能不带隐喻地

in a non metaphorical sense

使用这词的地方

What about a game of tag on a French schoolyard

玩捉人游戏的法国校园中也能吧

Ah touche

你这话"一针见血"

Thanks for coming by

多谢你们能来

Sure So how can we help

没事需要我们帮忙什么

Well I know more women are buying comics than ever

我知道现在越来越多女人买漫画书

but for some reason I I can't get 'em in here

但不知道为何我没法把她们吸引进我的店

All right well what have you tried so far

目前你试过哪些揽女客的办法呢

Uh I've I've been stocking more female oriented titles

我试着摆出更多女性导向的漫画

Uh in the bathroom

洗手间里

I folded the end of the toilet paper into a triangle

我特意把厕纸尾端折成小三角造型

And uh

而且呢

you are now sitting in the official breastfeeding area

你们现在坐的地方正是特选"哺乳区"

Really In a comic book store

在漫画店里这样好吗

Oh don't worry I I've got a camera right up here

不用担心我在这里正上方装了监控

so I could watch from the counter

这样我就能从收银台监视

and make sure guys aren't being pervs

确保没有变态男客偷看

Anyway so what do I got to do to to

总之我该怎么样做

get you in the door

才能揽进女客呢

Well for starters

首先呢

you might want to rethink some of this artwork

你得重新考量一下店里的摆设

I mean this woman's actually on a leash like a dog

比如这个女人像条狗一样被链子拴住

Well you don't know the backstory

你又不知道图画的背景故事

Maybe she kept jumping up on the couch

或许她整天乱蹦到沙发上才被拴住

I feel cool

我感觉自己好酷啊

Like Puss in Boots

就像穿靴子的猫

电影讲一只侠盗剑客猫行侠仗义的故事

I always wanted to be a swashbuckler when I was a kid

我小时候一直都梦想当个咻噹侠盗

Technically "swashbuckler" is a combination of two terms

其实"咻噹"这词是两个字的组合

"Swash" referring to the sound of the sword

"咻"指的是挥剑的声音

Swash

咻

And then "buckler"

而"噹"

meaning a small shield which you don't have

原意是指一个小手盾可是你没有

We can still be swashers

那我们还是能当咻咻侠盗啊

Well said Puss

说得好靴猫剑客[孬种]

Gentlemen welcome to the fencing club

先生们欢迎来到击剑俱乐部

Before we start I just want to warn you

在开始之前我想警告你们

fencing isn't a joke

击剑可不是闹着玩

I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be

我希望你们来上课不是因为觉得

like Star Wars

这会像《星球大战》一样

That's not why we're here

我们不是为那个而来的

Yeah I'm here because I think it's gonna be like Game of Thrones

我来是以为会像《权力的游戏》中那样

And maybe a little Princess Bride

或许跟《公主新娘》也沾点边

该电影中有一位武艺高超的剑客

Ooh ooh I forgot about Princess Bride

我忘了还有《公主新娘》

That's my answer

这才是我来的主因

Well sorry to disappoint you

那很抱歉你们要失望了

but fencing is a serious sport

击剑是很严肃的运动

If you're not willing to put in the effort

如果你们不愿意全身心投入训练

you might as well just leave now

那还是趁早离开吧

We're not afraid of physical activity

我们不怕做体力活动

I already ran 18 miles today

我今天已经"跑"了29公里了

All right Let's begin with some fundamentals

好吧那先从一些基本动作开始

This is the en garde position

这是起势预备姿势

Feet are in an "L " Heels in a straight line

双脚成"L"形脚跟在同一线上

Elbow is about a fist from the rib cage

持剑手臂与躯干有一拳距离

Notice my dominant leg faces forward

注意我的主导腿向前

主导腿根据惯用手而定左撇子则是左腿在前

Oh dear

天啊

What's wrong Cooper

怎么了库珀

Well I'm not sure I have a dominant leg

我不太确定我的主导腿是哪条

They're both pretty submissive

这两条腿都很听话不争宠

When you're in a public restroom

你在公共厕所时

which foot do you flush the toilet with

习惯用哪只脚冲厕所

Right Always right

右腿一直用右腿

He's a righty

他是右撇子

Okay show me en garde

好的预备姿势

Good Knees bent

很好膝盖弯曲

slightly over the toe

略微超过脚尖

Non sword hand up for balance

非持剑的手臂抬起保持平衡

I am going to feel this tomorrow

我明天一定浑身酸疼

The first move is called an advance

第一式叫向前移步

You move your front foot forward heel to toe

前脚往前迈一步脚跟先着地

Back foot follows

后脚跟上前

So front foot forward heel to toe

前脚往前迈脚跟先着地

Back foot follows

后脚跟上前

Now you try Advance

现在你们试试向前

And advance And advance

向前向前

This is easy I didn't need to wear a cup

这太简单了根本不用穿护裆罩

Good

很好

The next move is called a retreat

下一式叫向后移步

Step back

后退

Back foot first toe to heel

后脚后移一步前脚掌先着地

Front foot follows

前脚跟着后移

On three

数到三

Excuse me Barry Yes

-我有个问题 -说

When can I stab one of my friends

我何时能用剑刺我的朋友

In fencing we don't call it a stab

在击剑里那个动作不叫"刺"

We call it a touch Uh yes I'm aware

-叫"击中"[触摸] -我知道

But if I say I want to touch one of my friends

可如果我说我想"触摸"我的朋友

I'll get called into Human Resources

我会被人事部叫去训话

Okay on three

好的数到三

Cooper and Koothrappali advance the other two retreat

库珀和库萨帕里向前其余两人向后

One two three

一二三

Very good Switch it up

非常好动作互换

One two three

一二三

Switch again One two three

再换一二三

Excuse me

失陪一下

Can I call you back

我晚点打回去好吗

No I'm teaching a class

不我在教课呢

Sure Sure

当然当然

An hour tops

最多一小时吧

Yeah Okay

对好的

Okay Yeah

好的

Okay Thanks

好多谢

And one two three

一二三

Have you thought about advertising directly to females

你有想过直接面向女性做宣传吗

Hmm okay

好吧

Well All right

也行

What if I put up a sign in the window that said

这主意怎么样在橱窗竖一块牌子写着

"Women come in

"女人们进来吧

Don't be afraid "

别害怕"

Uh have you read the online reviews for this place

你看过网上对这地方的评价吗

Eh the Internet's so negative

互联网阴暗负面

I try to avoid it

我尽量不看呢

All right well Heather H Says

好吧希瑟一号说

"The owner stared at me the whole time

"店主全程都盯着我看

and didn't blink once "

眼睛都不眨一下"

Kelly M Says

凯丽二号说

"The creepy guy who runs it asked me out

"开这家店的怪胎想约我

then called himself stupid before I could say no "

我还没来得及拒绝他就说自己蠢"

Jessica K Says

杰西卡三号说

"I told the weird owner that I liked his shirt

"我跟变态店主说我喜欢他的衣服

He took it off and gave it to me "

结果他立马脱下给我"

See Negative

瞧太负面了

With your foil extended

伸出花剑

kick your front leg up

前腿前踢

and push off with your back leg

后腿反推身体向前

Now you try

你们试试

And again

再来

And again

再来

Look at us We're like the Rockettes

瞧瞧咱们就像火箭女郎

百老汇踢踏舞团以华丽整齐的大腿舞而闻名于世

En garde Leonard

预备莱纳德

Prepare yourself for a rigorous touching

准备好接受我狂风暴雨般的攻击[触摸]

《公主新娘》中剑客的标志性台词

My name is Inigo Montoya

我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚

You killed my father

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die

准备受死吧

My name is Inigo Montoya

我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚

You killed my father

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die

准备受死吧

I thought you were Puss in Boots

我以为你要演穿靴子的猫呢

Oh yeah right Sorry

对哦抱歉

My name is Puss in Boots

我是穿靴子的猫

You killed my father

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die

准备受死吧

I'm looking forward to him teaching us glove slapping

我还等着他教咱们用手套扇脸呢

What

什么

You know when my honor is insulted

就是当我的尊严被侵犯时

and I need to challenge someone to a duel

我需要跟某人决斗

by slapping them across the face with my glove

挑衅的方式就是甩手套扇那人的脸

When was your honor insulted

你的尊严什么时候被侵犯了

My last physical

上次做体检的时候

Again that doctor didn't insult your honor

再说一次医生并没有侵犯你的尊严

Just checked your prostate

他只是检查你的前列腺

My name is Little Orphan Annie

我名叫小孤女安妮

1924年漫画《小孤女安妮》的同名女主角

You killed my father

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die

准备受死吧

My name is Darth Vader

我是黑武士达斯·维达

I am your father

我就是你的父亲

Prepare to die

准备受死吧

This is fun Good

-真好玩 -很好

It's nice to see your mind off Amy

能让你暂时忘记了艾米也不错啊

What's going on with Amy

艾米怎么了

Not that it's any of your business

虽然不管你的事

but she broke up with me

她跟我分手了

Really

真的吗

Good to know

很高兴知道

"Good to know"

"很高兴知道"

What's that supposed to mean

他这话是什么意思

I hate to say it but it sounds like he's interested in her

他言下之意好像对艾米有意思

Well that's unacceptable

这绝对无法接受

Oh buddy I get that you don't like it

老兄我知道你不高兴

but it's not really up to you

但这事真由不得你

Yeah but he's dumb and his face is dumb

我知道但他多蠢啊瞧他那张蠢脸

Look even if it's not him

就算不是跟他

Amy's probably going to date someone at some point

艾米以后也可能跟其他人约会

You really think so

你真的这么想吗

Of course She deserves to be happy

当然她值得拥有幸福

How dare you

你好大的狗胆

Listen I should warn you

听着我得警告你

that maybe asking Amy out isn't a good idea

约艾米可不是个好主意

Barry a word

巴里借一步说话

And now the crazy version of what I just said

你将听到我刚说的话的疯狂升级版

If you intend to pursue Amy

如果你想追求艾米

you leave me with no choice but to put a stop to it

我别无选择只能予以阻止

And how are you gonna do that

你要如何阻止我呢

By challenging you to a duel

我要和你决斗

You've had one lesson I'll destroy you

你才上了一节课我轻松就能废掉你

That is why the duel will take place

所以这场决斗将定于

at high noon three years from today

三年后的今天正午时分

If you're worth your salt as an instructor

如果你是一个货真价实的教练

I should be ready by then

三年之后我应该准备好了

Yeah and be warned

还有你给我小心了

I'm going to touch you all over

我将击中[触摸]你全身各处

That that was crazier than I thought

这席发言比我想的还要疯狂

All right I'm not saying it's true

好了虽然不一定是真的

but let's let's consider for a moment

但我们可以假设

that possibly I'm the problem Yeah

-问题是出在我身上 -就是

You are You can say it

-是的 -你可以这么说

Okay fine What

好吧那么...

I mean what can I do

我该怎么办呢

I get so nervous around women

我一遇到女人就紧张

Well you're talking to us now

你现在跟我们说话

I mean you don't seem nervous

怎么看起来不紧张啊

Well that's 'cause I'm doing that trick

那是因为我用了个小诀窍

where you imagine the audience is naked

就是想象你的听众都赤身裸体

By the way thumbs up ladies

顺便一提身材不错哦妹子们

Do you not hear how creepy that sounds

你没听见自己刚才的话有多恶心人吗

It was a joke

我开玩笑而已

Was it

是吗

No I'm still doing it

不我还在继续想象呢

Okay

好吧

Don't be offended but

我无意冒犯你不过

what went wrong with you

你这人到底有什么毛病啊

I I guess I assumed at this point in my life

可能我原以为我到这个年纪

I would be married or in a relationship

早就结婚或者恋爱了

or even have a pet

哪怕有只宠物

that didn't run away or kill itself

不会跑掉或自杀的那种也好

That really happened

这事真的发生了吗

I mean I can't say for sure

我不是特别肯定

but I swear that rabbit looked me right in the eye

不过我发誓那兔子跳到车头之前

before it hopped in front of that car

转身看了我一眼

Anyway the longer I'm alone

总之我单身越久

the more desperate I get

就越饥不择食

Stuart believe it or not I understand

斯图尔特我能理解你

You know before I met Sheldon

在我遇见谢尔顿之前

I was alone for a really long time

我曾经孤单了很长很长时间

I was so desperate for people to like me

我竭尽一切让周围的人喜欢我

when I met these guys

当我遇见她们时

it took everything in my power to hide my insecurity

我用尽全力来隐藏我的不安全感

Okay we're all feeling it

好了我想大家都感受到了

Yes I'll go out with you

好啦我愿意和你约会

Suddenly the rabbit thing makes sense

我瞬间理解了那兔子的感受

I'm surprised you wanted to go to a sports bar Sheldon

谢尔顿想不到你居然想来运动酒吧

Look at this blister

看看这些水泡

Like it or not we're athletes now

不管你怎么想我们现在是运动健儿了

Besides a bar is where I belong

再说了酒吧才是适合我的所在

I'm having female problems

我遇到了妞的问题

If you're cranky and retaining water I have a theory

如果你暴脾气又容易水肿我知道原因[月经]

Sheldon instead of focusing on Amy dating other guys

谢尔顿与其想着艾米和其他人约会

maybe you should start thinking about dating another girl

也许你应该试着约一下其他女孩

That's ridiculous

你疯了吗

Why

为什么

You never thought you'd end up in a relationship

你以前还觉得自己永远不会和人交往

and then you met Amy

结果你遇到了艾米

Maybe there's someone else out there for you

也许世界上还有其他适合你的人呢

True but Penny's married and so is Bernadette

是的可是佩妮结婚了博纳黛特也结婚了

And your girlfriend has red hair and white skin

而你女友的红发白皮肤

which really rubs up against my clown phobia

会激起我的小丑恐惧症

Maybe you should consider women

也许你应该考虑一下

who aren't in serious relationships

除了死党的伴侣之外的

with your closest friends

其他女性

There's that prostate doctor but I'm still mad at her

有一个前列腺医师可我还生着她的气呢

Oh there's a woman

那有个女的

Oh I'll make her my girlfriend

我要让她当我女友

Walking up to a strange woman in a bar usually doesn't work

在酒吧里追求陌生女人通常会失败

You're forgetting something

你忘了一件事

Ladies love jocks

姑娘们都爱运动员

How many sips of that beer did he have

他是喝了几口壮了怂人胆的啤酒

Three Oh boy

-三口 -天啊

Excuse me I'm recovering from a recent breakup

打扰一下我现在处于分手恢复期

and I'm told asking out another woman

有人跟我说跟另一个女人约会

might make me feel better

也许会好受一些

And as Ash Ketchum said to Pikachu

如小智对皮卡丘所说的

"I choose you "

"就决定是你了"

What

什么

It's a Pokemon reference

《口袋妖怪》的哏

I don't know what that means

我不知道那是什么意思

Well we gave it a shot

对的时间遇见错的人

How about you

那你呢

I'm married and I'm her grandmother

我结婚了都当外婆了

Ah what might have been

错的时间遇见对的人

And you give my regards to Barnum and Bailey

而你代我向你马戏团的朋友们问好[红发白肤]

Stuart took that rejection like a pro

斯图尔特简直像被拒绝专业户

Well he knew he was on the breast cam

毕竟摄乳镜头拍得到他不能暴怒

I don't have much experience turning men down

我没有过太多拒绝男人的经历

It wasn't so much fun

不是很有意思

Oh you get used to it

你习惯就好了

Some guys you have to turn down over and over

有的男人你得一而再再而三地拒绝他

And sometimes we marry them anyway

或有时我们就嫁给他了事

Well this is weird

奇了怪了

What Barry Kripke just asked me out

-怎么了 -巴里·克瑞普吉约我出去

Look at you two guys in one day

瞧你真行啊一日两鸟

I told you things would change if you plucked your eyebrows

我就说修眉能改运吧

What did he say

他怎么说

"Hi how are you I was wondering

"你好吗

if you'd like to get a drink after work sometime "

哪天下班以后一起去喝杯东西好吗"

Well what are you gonna do

你要怎么做

I don't know

不知道

I guess I assumed that I would eventually date other people

我之前有想过以后肯定会跟别人约会

but this is happening so fast

只是我没想到会这么快

What can it hurt

能有什么损失吗

Well I was hoping the next person I dated

我希望下个约会对象

would be a little less like Sheldon

能少像谢尔顿一点

You mean not a scientist

你是说不要科学家吗

I think she means not a weirdo

她说的应该是不要怪胎

Are you attracted to him

你对他有好感吗

I don't know

不知道

All right well what happens if you imagine him naked

那你想象一下他裸体的样子什么感觉

Oh I don't have to imagine it

用不着想象

I smell funny

我身上的味道好奇怪

I taste salty

尝起来咸咸的

You're just sweaty from exercise

你就是运动出了点汗

And kind of delicious

还蛮美味的

I wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of me

好奇要舔多少下才能舔到我的中心[棒棒糖]

I know it only takes one doctor's finger

医生的一根金手指就能破"门"而入

Hello

你好

Hello

你好

We should let you guys talk

我们走你们慢谈

Yeah

对

You don't have to leave

你们不用离开

Look at me go

瞧我飞速飘走

Uh Bernadette you're my ride

伯纳黛特你还要开车送我呢

Walk

自己走路

How have you been

你最近好吗

I'm doing all right