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All right Klingons pencils down

好的克林贡迷们放下铅笔

Okay I have "pokh "

好的我这有 "pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]

Have it Got it

有了有了

"Potl"

"Potl."

Yup Have it Have it

有了有了

"Pukhpa"

"Pukhpa."

Have it Got it Yup

有了有了

I have "chorrr "

我有"chorrr"

Got it Yup

有了

"Nekhmakh " Yeah Yeah

-"Nekhmakh" -有了

And "kreplach "

和"kreplach"

Hold on a second "Kreplach "

等等 "Kreplach"吗

Yeah

对

That isn't Klingon it's Yiddish for meat filled dumpling

那不是克林贡语那是依地语意思是肉馅饺子

Well as it turns out it's also a Klingon word

看来它也是克林贡语中的词语

Really Define it

真的吗给它下个定义

"Kreplach" A hearty Klingon dumpling

"Kreplach": 美味的克林贡饺子

Judge's ruling

裁判怎么裁决

Bilurrrbe

不予采纳

Hey guys I need to use your TV

大伙我要看一下你们的电视

What's wrong with your TV

你的怎么了

I don't know It just died

我也不知道刚刚没影了

I'm getting a bunch of static

里面全是雪花

Did you pay your cable bill

你付你的有线电视费了吗

Ugh you sound just like the cable company

你这口气跟有线电视公司一样

All right so shh

好吧大家安静

Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model

泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从全美超模大赛里踢人了

Excuse me Penny but we're

抱歉佩妮但我们要

No no don't tell her

别别别告诉她

playing Klingon Boggle

正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏

哦

What do you mean "Aw"

你"哦"什么

Like she didn't know we were nerds

难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗

All right if you must watch

好吧如果你一定要看的话

then mute it with closed captions please

那就请你静音只看字幕

Fine

随你

All right Boggle warriors kapla'

好了拼字斗士们开始吧

Look at those women

看看这些姑娘

They're gorgeous

真是光彩照人啊

Oh "Worf " nice Too bad that's a proper noun

"Worf" 不错名词当专有名词就太可惜了

Oh look the's the future Mrs Wolowitz

看那位她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人

No wait that's the future Mrs Wolowitz

不对等等那位才是

With her head in the lap of

头上戴着

Oh what a coincidence It's the future Mrs Wolowitz

真是太巧了她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人

Yeah and they can all move in with you and your mother

对她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住

The current Mrs Wolowitz

现任的沃罗威茨夫人

Is "qochbe'" spelled with a gargling or a guttural grunt

"qochbe'"是用嘴发音还是用喉咙发音

Why is that Mrs Wolowitz crying

为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢

That's Anais

那是阿娜伊斯

None of the other girls in the house like her

房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她

House What house

房子什么房子

They all live in a house together

她们都居住在同一所房子里

A house where

房子在哪

I don't know Somewhere in L A

我不知道洛杉矶的某个地方吧

Wait a minute

等一下

You're telling me that I'm within driving distance

你是说我只需开车就能到

of a house filled with aspiring supermodels

这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗

Yeah I guess

对我想是的

And they live together and shower together and

她们住在一起一同沐浴还

have naked pillow fights

裸体枕头大战

Hey wh where are you going

你要去哪

To pay my cable bill

去付我的有线电视费

All right pencils down

好的放下铅笔

I have "lokh " "makh " and "cherrrkh "

我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"

Anybody got those

你们有吗

Did I miss anything Did they kick Giselle off

我错过什么了吗她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗

Not yet but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment

还没不过她在水下拍的照片真是丢死人了

Sadly Mrs Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine

很不幸吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏

Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug eyed

对她来说是好事我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特

Sheldon the food's here

谢尔顿食物买来了

Ooh there's the house

到屋子了

Freeze frame freeze frame

定格快定格

What are you doing

你们在干什么

Marking the star positions and physical landmarks

标记星辰位置和地理特征

so we can find the house of the supermodels

那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦

Why

为什么

Isn't it obvious

这不是明摆着吗

Every week they kick out a beautiful girl

她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩

making her feel unwanted and without self esteem

让她自尊受损感觉在这里不受欢迎

A k a the future Mrs Howard Wolowitz

也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人

Is my hamburger medium well Yes

-我的中号汉堡好了吗 -好了

Dill slices not sweet Yes

-片状莳萝不甜的吗 -对

Individual relish packets Yes

-调味品是单独包装吗 -对

Onion rings Yes

-有洋葱圈吗 -有

Extra breading I asked

-还有额外的面包吗 -我问了

What did they say No Did you protest

-他们怎么说 -没有 -你抗议了吗

Yes Vociferously No

-是的 -吵架了吗 -没

Well then what took you so long

那你怎么现在才来

Just eat

你就吃吧

Hey guys what'd I miss What'd I miss

大伙我错过什么了吗

Giselle's hanging by a thread

吉塞尔现在命悬一线

Oh good I hate her

太好了我讨厌她

Then you're not invited to our wedding

那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了

Here you go

给你

Thank you

谢谢

Oh do we have to suffer through this

咱们还要看

transparently manipulative pseudo reality again

这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗

Yes

对

You and I have a standing TV schedule

咱俩有固定的电视节目表

which is the result of extensive debate and compromise

那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果

Any alterations except for breaking news

除非是插播新闻否则任何变更

have to be pre approved at the weekly roommate meeting

都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准

Put it on the agenda

写在议程里吧

But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda

但你必须先提案才能写到议程里

Oh I'll make a motion but you're not going to like it

我可以提案呀但你不会喜欢的

Fine Mock Parliamentary procedure

好吧你就嘲笑议会程序吧

At least put it on mute

至少能把声音关掉吧

Oh Giselle's not getting kicked off

吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉

It's totally going to be Summer

穿得是越来越清凉了啊

What

咋啦

Sheldon's onion ring Just put it back

谢尔顿的洋葱圈快放回去

It's one onion ring

不过是个洋葱圈嘛

Just put it back before he comes

在他发现前赶快放回去

No no no

错错错

No I don't think that's where it was

我觉得原来不是放在那的

Okay here he comes Deny deny people

他来了大家不要承认啊

Wall of silence

都别吭气

Who touched my

谁动了我的

Penny Penny did it

佩妮佩妮干的

Why would you do that

你为什么要这么对我

I don't know I was hungry

不知道我饿了

What's the big deal

有什么大不了的

The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate

没有人可以动我盘子里的食物

All right Look I didn't know I'm sorry

好吧我不知道对不起了

Well I'm sorry but that is your second strike

我也对不起了但你二振了

What

什么

You have two strikes

你有两振了

Three strikes and you're out

三振出局

It's a sports metaphor

这是个体育方面的暗喻

A sports metaphor

体育方面的暗喻

Yes baseball

是的棒球

All right yeah I I'll play along

好吧我加入

What was my first strike

我什么时候一振的

March 18th

三月十八号

You violated my rule about forwarding email humor

你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定

I did

我有吗

The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"

那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片

Oh come on Everybody loves "LOL cats "

拜托每个人都喜欢搞笑猫

They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats

多可爱啊它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写

I trusted you with my email address

我信任你才给你我的邮箱

and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality

你发网络老古董给我这就背叛了我对你的信任

strike one

一振

Touching my food strike two

动了我的食物二振

Don't worry They only stay on your record for a year

别担心只在你的档案里保存一年

You can get them removed early but you have to take his class

你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉可就得去上他的课

Come on I touched one onion ring

拜托我就碰了一个洋葱圈

Yeah and then you put it back

没错但你又把它放回来了

compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings

从而污染了其它洋葱圈

Oh honey the buses don't go where you live do they

亲爱的你以后还想不想搭我的车了

Look Penny I wish I could be more lenient with you

听着佩妮我也想对你宽容一些

but since you've become a permanent member of our social group

但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了

I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else

我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩

Congratulations You're officially one of us

恭喜了你正式成为我们中的一员

One of us one of us

新成员新成员

Well what a thrill

太激动了

You're sitting in my spot

你坐在我的位子上了

Oh jeez you've got to be kidding me

天呐别跟我开玩笑了

Leonard she's in my spot

莱纳德她坐在我的位置上呢

Yeah yeah Uh see here's the thing

事情是这样的

After you leave I still have to live with him

你走了以后我还要和他住在一起

I don't care I'm taking a stand

我不管我就坐这了

Metaphorically

这是个暗喻[taking a stand 明确立场]

All right that's it Strike three

那好吧三振出局

Ooh strike three

噢三振

I'm banished

我被驱逐了

What the hell kind of crap is that

什么东西啊

Listen don't worry I'll talk to him

别担心我会和他谈谈的

Yeah you do that

没错你谈吧

Just so I know would you be open to taking his class

弱弱地问一句你愿意来听他的课么

You can do it online

你可以在网上听

So based on our triangulation

根据我们的三角测量法

we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house

我们锁定了超模的所在地

to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills

在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内

Or possibly Durham Noh Carolina

或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦

When we find it you want to go with us

我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么

To do what

去做什么

Party with the pretty girls dude

和漂亮姑娘开派对啊

Are you insane

你疯了么

You're not going to party with them

你可去不成

You're not even going to get anywhere near that place

你连接近那个地方都做不到

That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon

关于月球当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的

No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong

没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话

The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure

为了送一个人上月球

to put a man on the moon

整个国家做出了十年的努力

Well my fellow Americans before this year is out

我亲爱的美国兄弟们不出今年

we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models

我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去

And a large number of people will believe it never happened

之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过

Okay let me guess

让我想想

A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose intolerant Leonard

莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼

Thank you

谢谢

Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds

不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉

for the highly allergic kosher only on the high holidays Howard

是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的

And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj

给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是

the meatlover's pizza no meat

专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉

Coming right up

马上就来

Wait Excuse me

等下

You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger

你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡

barbecue sauce bacon and cheese on the side

烤肉酱培根芝士单放

Oh I didn't tell you

我没告诉你么

You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory

你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了

Why

为什么

Well you have three strikes

因为你三振了呀

One coming in Two sitting down

进门一振坐下二振

And three I don't like your attitude

三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度

You can't do that

你不能这么做

Not only is it a violation of California state law

这不仅违反了加州法律

it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy

而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定

Yeah no there's a new policy

不会现在有新的规定了

No shoes no shirt no Sheldon

日本人与谢尔顿不准进入

I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena

我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖

Penny can I talk to you for a minute

佩妮我能和你说句话么

Well here's the thing

事情是这样的

Um I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible

我和谢尔顿谈过了他也觉得自己过分

and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line

他也认为他有点不可理喻有点过火了

Really Well that's great

真的吗那太好了

Yeah so just apologize to him okay

是的跟他道个歉好吗

What I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase

什么我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉

Oh come on It's easy

别这样其实很简单

He'll even tell you what to say

他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉

Leard don't you get it

莱纳德你还没开窍吗

If you guys keep going along with his insanity

如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮

you're just encouraging him

会助长他的气焰

We're not encouraging It's more like knuckling under

才没有我们是卑躬屈膝

Look I like hanging out with you guys

我喜欢和你们一起

but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do

但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉

Well actually technically you did do it

事实上严格来说你真的有做

That's strike one Leonard

那是一振莱纳德

There you go quesadilla

这是你的油炸玉米粉饼

Salad

沙拉

There's your pizza

还有你的披萨

And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion

在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过

with my manager

热烈讨论后

one barbecue bacon cheeseburger

一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的

barbecue sauce bacon and cheese on the side

烤肉芝士汉堡送上

Go ahead Eat it

别客气尽情吃

I dare you

有种就吃

That's it There's the house I foundAmerica's top models

就是这里找到了我找到了全美超模

Are you sure

真的吗

Look on the roof

看啊房顶上

Anais and Giselle are sunbathing

阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴

European style

还是欧式的

You can recognize people on Google Earth

单从google的卫星地图你就能把她们认出吗

Of course not

当然不是

I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over

一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视

NORAD You're using military aircraft

北美防空联合司令部你还动用了军用飞机

It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia

它被设定任务去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻

I took it an hour out of its way tops

我也最多借来用一个小时

Okay where is he

好了他在哪

Sheldon I just dropped him off at the comic book store Why

谢尔顿吗我载他去了漫画店怎么了

Here Try and go online

这试试上网

Problem with the WiFi Just try

-无线上网有问题吗 -你试试啊

Greetings hamburger toucher

你好乱抓汉堡的人

You are probably wondering

或许你在讶异

why you cannot IM with your little friends

为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下

about how much you "heart" various things

你的生活是多么如此这般美妙

This recorded message is alerting you

这段录像是在警告你

that I am putting an end

你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子

to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi

已经一去不复返

If you want to remedy the situation

如果你想补救现状

you can contact the phone company

你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司

set up your own WiFi and pay for it or you may apologize to me

自己开个无线账号自己付钱或者你可以跟我道歉

Well

看

I reiterate knuckle under

早说了卑躬屈膝

No no no no no It is on

不不不我要宣战了

I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt

我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧

Oh Penny you don't want to get into it with Sheldon

佩妮没人想要跟谢尔顿对着干

The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain

这人是从超级恶人实验室事故里逃出来的

I don't care I was in junior rodeo

我不管我以前还是牛仔呢

I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds

不用一分钟我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了

No need to neuter the nerd

别这样对一个书呆子嘛

I can get you back online

我能帮你上网

There see Problem solved

看问题解决了

Voil

好啦[依地语犹太人使用的国际语]

SHELDON Hello puny insects

你好啊小虫子

As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will

作为和我对着干的惩罚

everyone is awarded one additional strike

你们每人都额外增加一振

Thanks a lot Howard

多亏你啊霍华德

What are you complaining about

你在哪里啰嗦什么

I'm the one who has to take the class again

我还要去接受他的教育

Hello

你好

Time to do your laundry huh

要去洗衣服吗

It's Saturday night

周六晚嘛

Saturday is laundry night

周六是洗衣之夜

I know

我知道

Every Saturday at 8 15

每个周六的8点15分

Easy to anticipate

老少咸宜

What are you implying

你这是什么意思

I'm implying that you're a creature of habit

我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人

And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry

如果因为某些事周六晚上8点15分

on Saturday at 8 15

不能洗衣服

you might find it

你会觉得

unpleasant

不爽

Knuckle under My ass

甘拜下风吧

Oh no are all the machines taken

不是吧所有的机器都有人用

What are you gonna do

你该怎么办呢

No problem

没问题

I'll just do my laundry another night

换一个晚上再洗好了

Another night

换一个晚上

Well I guess you can try

好吧尽管试试

but deep inside your heart

但你内心深处

you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night

你知道洗衣之夜永远是周六晚上

Woman you are playing with forces beyond your ken

女人你在和一个智慧比你高的多的人较劲

Yeah well your ken can kiss my Barbie

让你那高人一等的智慧见鬼去吧

Sheldon Sheldon

谢尔顿谢尔顿

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Yes

怎么啦

Where are my clothes

我的衣服都去哪儿了

Your clothes Yes I left them in the washers

-你的衣服 -对我把它们放在滚筒里洗

and when I went down to get them they were gone

后来我再下去拿的时候它们就不见了

Really

真的吗

Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"

你没见那块牌子上写"不要远离在洗的衣物"么

Sheldon where are my clothes

谢尔顿我的衣服在哪儿

You know I do recall seeing some female undergarments

好像我是记得看到过一些女式内衣什么的

Where was that

在哪儿呢

Oh yes

哦对

Earlier this evening

就是没多久之前

I happened to gaze out the window

我碰巧在眺望窗外的景色

and a brassiere caught my eye

居然看到了一副罩罩

Do those look familiar

你看看那个是不是呢

How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire

你他娘的怎么把我衣服弄到电话线上去了

When you understand the laws of physics Penny

当你领悟到物理学的真谛之后佩妮

anything is possible

一切皆有可能

And may I add mwuh ha ha

我能不能再加一句木哈哈

Get them down

拿回来

Apologize Never

-道歉 -绝不

Well then may I suggest you get a very long stick

那你就去准备一根长棍子

and play panty pinata

然后开始玩"挑裤衩"吧

Look wait Sheldon this has gotten out of hand okay

等等谢尔顿我们做得过头了

I've done some stupid things

我干了一些蠢事

You've done some stupid things

你也干了一些蠢事

How about we just call it even and move on with our lives

我们就算扯平大家平安度日怎么样啊

I've done no stupid things

我才没做蠢事

Look you've got to meet me halfway here

我已经作出让步了你也应该有所表示

I am meeting you halfway

我有表示的

I'm willing to concede that you've done stupid things

我非常愿意承认你做了一些蠢事

Hey you guys are talking again Good

你们又开始说话了啊太好了

What happened

又咋了

Leonard remember when I said it was on

莱纳德记得我说我跟他较上了吗

Well now it's junior rodeo on

现在看来我要跟他没完了

Oh not junior rodeo

不是吧

What did you do

你干啥了

I had no choice Leonard

是她逼我的莱纳德

She ruined laundry night

她毁了我的洗衣之夜

Mwuh ha ha

木哈哈

Telephone wires can't electrocute you can they

电话线不会把我电死的对吧

No Look this has to stop

不会你是不是该收手了

Oh no no no It is just beginning

不不不这才刚开始呢

All right I really didn't want to do this but

好吧我实在是不想这么干不过

here

给

What's this

这是什么

Sheldon's Kryptonite

谢尔顿的致命弱点[超人剧集里的物质]

Oh my God

我的天

He can never know that I gave that to you

绝对不能告诉他是我给你的

Look I said I wanted to hurt him but

我是说过要给他点颜色瞧瞧

but this

但这也太

It'll shorten the war by five years

用这个办法能大大缩短你们的战争耗时

and save millions of lives

从而拯救千百万人民

Oh pause it That's it Confirmed

停下对了就是这里

We now have the address of the Top Model house

我们找到超模们的地址了

God bless you Google Street View registered trademark

上帝保佑你谷歌街景注册商标

Okay for the record

你们两个

what you're doing is really creepy

这么做也太恶心了吧

You know what If it's "creepy"

告诉你如果使用互联网

to use the Internet military satellites and robot aircraft

还有军用卫星和机器飞艇

to find a house full of gorgeous young models

来定位一幢装满了火辣模特的房子

so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly

好让我不时去访问一下她们能叫"恶心"的话

then fine I'm "creepy "

就好吧就算我"恶心"好了

Hello

喂

Oh hi Yeah hold on a second I'll get him

你好好的稍等一下我去叫他

Sheldon it's for you

谢尔顿你的电话

Who is it Your mother

-谁打来的 -你妈妈

Oh good

好的

Hi Mom How are you

妈妈你好吗

But Mom

但妈妈

she keeps sitting in my spot

她老是坐我的专座

And and she touched my food

还碰我的食物

Okay yes I took her clothes but she started it

是的我是拿了她衣服不过是她先挑拨我的

No that's not fair

这太不公平了

Why should I have to apologize

为什么我要去道歉

Yeah I really don't think this is the kind of thing

我认为这点小事

Jesus concerns himself with

耶稣是不会来关心的

No you're right

好吧我错了

I don't really know what Jesus thinks about

我不可能知道耶稣在想什么

All right good bye

好吧再见

Did you tell on me

是你告发我的吗

Are you kidding me

开什么玩笑

I already have two strikes

我已经被两振了

Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮

Penny

佩妮

I am very very sorry for what I have done

我非常非常抱歉我错了

Here's your laundry

这是你的衣服

I rescind your strikes

我把你被振的次数清零了

and you are no longer banished

同样还取消对你的驱逐令

Can I sit wherever I want

我能随便坐哪儿吗

Never mind never mind

算了算了

That's that's not important

那个不重要

Sheldon this was big of you

谢尔顿你的气量很大

Thank you I really appreciate it

谢谢我非常感谢你

Thank you

谢谢

Good night Sheldon

晚安谢尔顿

Penny

佩妮

Yes

怎么

Well played

你够狠

Thank you

谢谢

Just remember with great power comes great responsibility

记住能力越大责任越大[蜘蛛侠经典台词]

Understood

了解了

Can I help you

请问有事吗

Yes we here to fix the cable

有我们是来修有线电视的

I think we have satellite

我们这里不是卫星电视吗

That's what I meant

我就是说卫星电视

Oh Okay come on in

好吧请进

She's taller than all the women in my family combined

她比我全家女人加起来都高

What do we do now

现在我们干嘛

Follow Mrs Wolowitz

跟着沃罗威茨夫人走