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No seriously

说真的

I think I've finally figured out my problem with women

我终于明白为何自己找不到女人了

The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family

水豚是啮齿类动物中为数最多的品种

What does that have to do with me and women

这跟我与找女人有何关联

Nothing It was a desperate attempt

没关联我只是迫切想为

to introduce an alternate topic of conversation

午餐会换个新话题罢了

My problem is I don't project confidence

我的问题在于我没有展现出自信

So I decided the next time I meet a woman I think is attractive

所以我决定当我下次见到美女时

rather than holding back and being cautious

我不会退缩和矜持

I'm going to assume the mantle of self assurance

我要展现我自信的一面

Oh yeah What's that look like

是吗那该是什么样子的呢

你好啊

I'm Leonard

我叫莱纳德

And you are beautiful

你宛若天仙一般

You pop sparkle and buzz electric

青春奔放热力四射

I'm going to pick you up at 8 00

我晚上8点钟去接你

show you a night you will never forget

定会带给你一个永生难忘的夜晚

Where are we going

我们今晚去哪儿呢

Good news

好消息来了

I made it onto the team for the new Defense Department

我入选了国防部新组建的

laser equipped surveillance satellite

激光监测卫星小组

Excuse me

打断一下

If we're changing topics I believe I have first dibs

如果我们要转换话题我的话题应该有优先权

with capybara a rodent the size of a baby hippo

水豚一种体型与河马宝宝相仿的啮齿类动物

Congratulations Howard

恭喜你霍华德

Thanks

谢了

Listen I have to get a security clearance

听着我必须得通过安全审核

so you guys might be hearing from the FBI

所以联邦调查局的人可能会找你们问话

I don't want to speak to the FBI

我不想跟联邦调查局的人说话

Why not

为什么

I'm brown and I talk funny

我是棕色人种而且口音搞笑

They're just doing a background check on me

他们只是为了调查一下我的背景而已

It doesn't matter they'll find a reason

这无关紧要他们总会设法

to give me a one way ticket back to Gandhi ville

把我遣返回甘地城的[印度]

By the way when I say that it's not offensive

顺便说一下话虽如此但并无冒犯之意

Don't be ridiculous Raj

别傻了拉杰

You're here legally

你是合法居留的

Nobody cares Do you know how long it's been

没人会在乎这个你知道我因为

since I got through airport security

在机场安检时没出具

without being given a colonoscopy

结肠镜检查报告而被困了多久吗

You know I try very hard

我一直很努力地

to make our lunch hours educational and informative

想把我们的午餐时间变得更为科学有益

but your insistence on talking about your own lives

但你们执着的讨论自己生活琐事的行为

stymies me at every turn

每次都深深地阻挠了我

Fine Sheldon tell us about your giant rodents

好吧谢尔顿跟我们谈你那个巨型啮齿类动物吧

No you squandered your time with me

不了你浪费了我们探讨的黄金时间

and the moment has now passed

而那个时刻已经一去不复返了

Feast on your disappointment

尽情回味你们的失落吧

much as the capybara feasts on its own waste

就像水豚回味自己的排泄物一样

[暮色2:新月]

Oh Bella don't you see

贝拉你难道不明白吗

Edward's only pushing you away because he loves you

爱德华离开你只是因为他爱你

Coming

来了

Dr Koothrappali

库萨帕里博士吗

I'm Special Agent Page FBI

我是联调局探员蓓姬

May I come in

我可以进来吗

I'd like to talk to you about Howard Wolowitz

我想跟你谈谈霍华德·沃罗威茨

Oh thank you

哦谢谢

All right Well how long have you known Mr Wolowitz

好吧说说你认识沃罗威茨先生多久了

Rum cake

朗姆酒蛋糕要吗

No thanks

不谢了

Now about Mr Wolowitz

关于沃罗威茨先生...

Seven years

认识7年了

I see

了解了

I'm in this country legally you know

我在这个国家是合法的你懂的

I'm sure you are

我也这么想

Now to your knowledge

据你所知

has Mr Wolowitz ever committed a crime

沃罗威茨先生曾经有过犯罪前科吗

Of course not

当然没有

I'm here on an H 1B visa

我来这用的是H-1B签证

(H-1B签证:外籍人士的短期非移民工作签证)

which means I can't be associated in any way

这也意味着我不可能跟任何形式的

with crime or criminal activity and I'm not

犯罪活动扯上关系而且我也没有过

Good

很好

To your knowledge does Mr Wolowitz

据你所知沃罗威茨先生

have any foreign contacts

有任何国外的联系人吗

No just me

没了就只有我

Oh there it is

天呐终于来了

Here comes a cavity search

开始掏家底了

Excuse me

你说什么

Please don't send me back to India it's so crowded

求你们别送我回印度去那里太拥挤了

It's like the whole country is one endless Comic Con

整个国家像一场无止境的动漫大会一样

except everybody's wearing the same costume

除了每个人穿着相同的装束

Indian Guy

印度人装

Dr Koothrappali I'm not I love this country

-库萨帕里博士我不是来... -我爱这个国家

The the baseball the freedom

这里有棒球自由

the rampant morbid obesity

和一大堆病态的肥胖人士

From California to the New York Island

从加利福尼亚到纽约

I'm a real Yankee Doodle boy

我都算是"洋基歌"的忠实粉丝

(洋基歌:独立战争时士兵的流行歌)

Dr Koothrappali please

库萨帕里博士请你...

My country 'tis of thee

我的国家充满了...

(他唱的实际是"My Country, 'Tis of Thee", 曾经的美国国歌, 拉杰成功穿越)

liberty

...自由

It's really great

这真棒

(忘词不会唱囧)

So when Howard said the FBI would be contacting me

当霍华德跟我说会有联调局的人来找我时

I was expecting Mulder

我以为我盼来的是穆德

Glad to see I got Scully

没想到来了斯嘉丽

(穆德和斯嘉丽分别为《X档案》男女主角)

Who

你说谁

Mulder and Scully

穆德和斯嘉丽

X Files

《X档案》

"The truth is out there " never mind

"真像就在那里"... 算了当我没说

Uh so what would you like to know

你想了解点什么呢

You work with Mr Wolowitz here at the university correct

你和沃罗威茨先生在大学里共事对吧

Yes Of course we're in different departments

是的当然是不同的部门

He's an engineer and I'm an experimental physicist

他是个工程师而我是实验物理学家

You know one of those guys

就好比是那种

who examines the building blocks of creation

建筑监理师

and says "Hello maker of the universe

并且总会说"你好啊宇宙的建造者"

"I see what you did there

"我看到了你的成果"

Good one "

"很屌哦"

Right

好吧

Now how would you characterize

你怎么形容你和

your relationship with Mr Wolowitz

沃罗威茨先生之间的关系呢

Good

很好

It's a good relationship

我们关系很好

Of course most of my relationships are good

当然了我跟多数人的关系都很好

Probably because I exude confidence

也许是因为我浑身流露着自信

People are drawn to that you know

这点很吸引人的你懂吗

Confidence not exuding

我是说自信不是流"露"

Do you know of any groups Mr Wolowitz is a member of

沃罗威茨先生是否有参加任何组织呢

You are beautiful you know that

你很美你知道吗

You pop sparkle and buzz electric

你青春奔放热力四射

I'm going to pick you up at 8 00

我八点钟去接你

show you a night you will never forget

带你度过永生难忘的一晚

Sounds great

听上去不错

Really

真的吗

Can my six foot two

我可以带上我六尺二寸[约1.89米]

Navy seal husband come with us

在海豹部队服役的丈夫吗

Is that

那是

Oh my I didn't see the ring with my glasses off so

天啊我摘了眼镜没看到你的戒指

Look at that I'm starting to exude

瞧这下我开始流"露"了

Want to get that

你想去开门吗

Not particularly

不是很想

Could you get that

可以去开一下门吗

I suppose I could if I were asked

要是有人求我去的话也可以去的

Would you please get that

可不可以请你开一下门

Of course

当然可以

Why do you have to make things so complicated

你干吗非要把事情弄得这么复杂呢

Dr Cooper

库珀博士吗

Yes

是的

I'm Special Agent Page FBI

我是联邦调查局探员蓓姬

You say you're

你说你自己是

Special Agent Page FBI

联邦调查局探员蓓姬空口无凭

Here's my I D

这是我的证件

And here is my Justice League membership card

这是我正义联盟的会员卡

But that doesn't prove I know Batman

但是这不能证明我认识蝙蝠侠

I just want to ask you a few questions

我只是想问你几个

about Howard Wolowitz

关于霍华德·沃罗威茨的问题

Oh All right

好吧

I doubt anyone would risk

我想没人会冒着

the stiff penalties for impersonating a federal officer

假扮联邦政府探员的重罪

just to ask questions about a minor league engineer

来问几个关于一个患有强烈恋母情结

with an unresolved oedipal complex

的小工程师的问题

Thank you

谢谢

For the record I truly support the FBI

老实说我非常支持

in the mission which is expressed

联邦调查局为完成使命

through their motto

所立下的誓言

Fidelity bravery and integrity

忠诚勇敢正直

Correct Now to business

回答正确说正事吧

18 years ago I sent the FBI crime lab samples

十八年前有人在我的门廊上

from a bag of excrement that had been lit on fire

点燃了一包粪便我从中提取了样本

on my front porch

寄给了联调局的罪案鉴证科

for fingerprinting and DNA analysis

为了提取指纹和化验DNA

Why haven't I heard back yet

为什么我到现在还没收到任何回复呢

Well the FBI crime lab does have a lot on its plate

联邦调查局的罪案鉴证科事务繁忙

That's of little comfort to a nation

这对于一个想要把烧焦的粪便

attempting to scrape burning feces off its shoes

从鞋上刮下来的人来说可不是个好消息

Would you mind if we talked about Mr Wolowitz now

你介不介意我们来谈一下沃罗威茨先生

A little but go on

有点介意不过说吧

Thank you

谢谢

Would you characterize him as responsible

你认为他是个负责任的人吗

I'm going to answer that with a visual aid

我来举证回答你这个问题吧

This is my nine disc complete

这是我的《魔戒》三部曲

Lord of the Rings trilogy blu ray set

九张蓝光碟版的完整收藏

Mr Wolowitz borrowed it

沃罗威茨曾经借走过

damaged plastic retention hub number three

结果把第三张碟的塑料壳弄坏了

and then returned it to me hoping I wouldn't notice

然后就这样还给我还指望我不会发现

Would you characterize that as responsible

你觉得这叫做负责任吗

That's really not the sort of thing we're interested in

我们对这类事情不感兴趣

You heard me say blu ray right

你听到我说这是蓝光了吧

I did

听到了

Very well

很好

Would you be interested

那你想不想知道

in knowing that Mr Wolowitz once snuck onto

沃罗威茨先生曾经偷偷登录我的

my World of Warcraft account and changed the name

魔兽争霸账号然后把我一个八十级的

of a certain level 80 warlock from Sheldor to Smeldor

术士名字由谢耳朵改成了没耳朵

I'm afraid not

这个也不感兴趣

Is there anything else

还有别的吗

"Is there anything else"

"还有别的吗"

Where would you like to start

你想从哪里开始说起

He refuses to pay fines

我借给他的书

when he's overdue with books I lend him

他延期不还还拒绝缴纳罚款

He crashed the Mars Rover

他为了泡妞

while attempting to impress a woman

而撞毁了火星探测器

He recommended that I go see

他推荐我去看

the third Matrix movie because it was and I quote

黑客帝国三因为他的原话是

"just as good as the first one"

"这部跟第一部一样精彩"

If that's not irresponsible I don't know what is

我不知道还有谁比他更不负责任的了

The Mars Rover

火星探测器

Did I say Mars Rover

我有说火星探测器吗

You did

说了

That was actually a poorly chosen example

这个例子其实举得很烂

as it had nothing to do with me

因为那跟我一点关系也没有

Yes well let's talk about it anyway

没关系我们还是来谈一下吧

I don't want to

我不想谈

Not that my disinclination

但是我不愿意谈这件事

to discuss the topic should be interpreted as evidence of

并不能证明

Howard Wolowitz's culpability in the destruction

是霍华德·沃罗威茨损坏了

of government property worth millions of dollars

上千万美元的政府财产

Thank you Dr Cooper

谢谢你库珀博士

I think I have all I need

我想我已经问完了

Oh good

太好了

I was afraid you were going to fixate

我还怕你会

on that Mars Rover incident

抓着火星探测器那件事不放呢

Hey buddies

伙计们

Guess who didn't get security clearance

猜猜谁由于没通过安全审查

to work on the giant space laser

所以不能参与太空激光器的工作了

What happened

怎么搞的

Apparently the background interviews didn't go well

显然有人在背景调查时说我坏话了呗

You guys wouldn't know anything about that would you

这肯定跟你们几个没关系对吧

Well actually I may have gotten

实际上我跟那个女探员谈话的时候

a little tipsy when I talked to her

可能有点喝醉了

And I may have hit on her a little bit

我可能有点想要泡她的意思

I may have thrown up rum cake on her shoes

我可能把朗姆蛋糕扔到她鞋上了

I see

我知道了

Well it's good to know when I need you guys

很好每当我需要你们的时候

I can always count on you to step up and ruin everything

我总能指望你们跳出来把事情搞砸的

I feel awful

我好内疚

Ah me too

我也是

To tell you the truth

老实说就算有人会搞砸

I thought if anyone was going to

霍华德的安全审核

screw things up for Howard it'd be Sheldon

我也觉得应该是谢尔顿的错

Well your expectations have been subverted

显然你的预期被推翻了

Aha

啊哈

What are you doing up

你怎么还不睡

Sleep eludes me Leonard

睡眠弃我而去了莱纳德

Really

是么

Maybe sleep has met you before

可能你之前遇见过他却错过了

Mockery

这算是讽刺么

That's all you have to offer

你就不能说些别的吗

I'm sorry Why can't you sleep

不好意思你为什么睡不着

Who knows

谁知道呢

I haven't watched any scary movies recently

我最近又没看什么惊悚片

I'm no longer obsessing over why the predicted mass

也不再纠结为什么

of the quantum vacuum has little effect

量子真空质量的预测

on the expansion of the universe

对宇宙膨胀作用甚微

And it's been weeks since I took that accidental sip of Red Bull

我不小心喝了一小口红牛也是好几周前的事了

Did something happen today that's bothering you

那今天发生了什么事让你纠结

Well I did mention

我的确是对联调局探员

the Mars Rover incident to that FBI agent

提到了火星探测器那件事

and probably cost Howard his security clearance

也许这害得霍华德没通过安全审核

What But why should that keep me up

-啥 -但我为什么睡不着呢

Because you feel guilty

因为你感到愧疚么

Interesting

有意思

So you're saying my insomnia is caused by a guilty conscience

你是说我失眠是因为愧疚感作祟

Actually you don't have insomnia

其实你没有失眠

You're sleeping now

你正在睡觉

Excuse me

你说啥

You're having a guilt ridden dream

你正在一个因内疚感而生的梦境里

Do you have any evidence to support that hypothesis

你这么说有什么证据吗

How about that Gorn sitting on the couch

看到沙发上那个戈恩人了吗[星际迷航]

That seems fairly conclusive

好吧很有说服力

No Gorn no

不戈恩

That's where I sit

那是我的位子

Thank you for agreeing to see me Agent Page

多谢你同意见我蓓姬探员

Thank you for filing a complaint with my superior Dr Cooper

多谢你向我上级投诉我库珀博士

I understand you want to recant

我明白你想要撤销

your statement about Howard Wolowitz

你对霍华德·沃罗威茨的说辞

Yes Was your statement untrue

-没错 -你的说辞是假的吗

是真的

Then I'm afraid you can't withdraw it

那我恐怕你没法撤销

I'm sorry I don't recall you saying "No backsies "

不好意思你可没说"不得回传"

Is there anything else

还有其它事吗

Yes I'd like to offer a laudatory statement

有我想发表一番对霍华德

about Howard's many excellent qualities that I believe

许多优秀品质的赞美

will tip the scales back in his favor

我相信这能扭转局势

"Howard Joel Wolowitz

霍华德·约尔·沃罗威茨

"H is for honesty of which he has much

H代表诚实他的确相当诚实

"O's for outstanding

O代表杰出

"Which he is such

他也正是如此

"W's for witty he's quick with a joke

W代表风趣他的确很会讲笑话

A's for artistic his ability " I'm sorry

-A代表艺术才华他可以... -我很抱歉

Dr Cooper this matter is already closed

库珀博士这没得谈了

But I still have "rd Joel Wolowitz" Left to go

但名字的剩余部分我还没说完呢

It's closed

这事儿已经完结了

I don't understand why you people

我真搞不懂你们这帮人

are picking on my friend Howard

要找我朋友霍华德的茬

when there are much more serious security threats to pursue

这个国家还面临着其它更严重的威胁

For instance when I first met Leonard

比如我最初遇到莱纳德的时候

he was on the verge of giving away

他就差点把导弹机密

rocket secrets to a North Korean spy

透露给一个朝鲜间谍

and not one agent ever investigated that

但却没有一个探员去调查这事

This is Leonard Hofstadter

你是指莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德吗

No it's a different Leonard

不是另一个叫莱纳德的

He's

他...

Chinese red hair six fingers Good bye

他是中国人红头发六根手指再见

Raj

拉杰

Have you seen Howard

你看到霍华德了吗

I think he's eating lunch

我想他在吃饭吧

Uh Sheldon I want you to meet Neil DeGrasse Tyson

谢尔顿这位是尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森

from the Hayden Planetarium in New York

纽约海登天文馆馆长

I'm quite familiar with Dr Tyson

我和泰森博士挺熟呢

He's responsible for the demotion of Pluto

都归功于他的一家之言

from planetary status

冥王星不再是行星了

I liked Pluto

我喜欢冥王星

Ergo I do not like you

所以我不喜欢你

But I actually didn't demote Pluto

其实不是我的一家之言

That was a vote of the International Astronomical Union

而是国际天文联合会投票决定的

If "Ifs" And "Buts" Were candy and nuts

要是总拿"如果"和"但是"来糊弄我们

we'd all have a merry Christmas

圣诞节可不会开心的是吧

Think about that Dr Tyson

好好想想吧泰森博士

Is that the guy you were telling me about

你和我说的就是他吗

Oh yeah

没错

Howard

霍华德

The person at fault for you not getting a security clearance is me

害你没通过安全审核的人是我

You

是你

Yes but before you get upset I want you to know

对在你发飙之前我要告诉你

I went to the FBI and retracted my statement

我去找了联调局的人撤回我的说辞

And they were okay with that

他们同意了吗

No If anything I made it worse

不那啥反而更糟了

In any case I have been riddled with guilt

不管怎样我充满了罪恶感

which is causing Gorn infested REM sleep

搞得戈恩人都跑进了我梦里

So I'm here now to say I'm sorry

所以我来对你说抱歉

Are you kidding me

你开什么玩笑

You've set my career back at least two years

你害得我的职业发展倒退了至少两年

and you think you can make it right with "I'm sorry"

你觉得说句抱歉就能算了吗

Yes

是的

I followed the social protocol

我遵循了社交礼仪

I attempted to right the wrong and when I failed to do so

曾努力想要纠正错误但我失败了

I delivered a heartfelt apology

所以我表示诚挚的抱歉

Now you say

现在你得说

"Apology accepted "

"我接受你的道歉"

and I will offer you a one time only high five

而我和你击下掌仅此一次

Your apology is not accepted

我不接受你的道歉

You're tricking me

你开玩笑吧

It really is isn't it

其实你接受了吧

Leave me alone Sheldon

别烦我谢尔顿

Dr Cooper I just wanted you to know

库珀博士我想告诉你

I'm sorry for the role I played in the Pluto matter

我很抱歉我对冥王星的所作所为

Oh shut up

闭嘴

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hello

你好

What are you doing here

你怎么会在这

I have troubles Penny

我有麻烦了佩妮

I've come to pour them out

我想来找充满同情心的

to the sympathetic ear of the local barkeep

当地酒吧酒保一吐心事

You know they have a really nice bar over at the Olive Garden

其实橄榄园那边就有个不错的酒吧

I don't like the Olive Garden

我不喜欢橄榄园

They treat me like family

他们对我跟家人似的

Okay Sheldon What can I get you Alcohol

-好吧谢尔顿想喝点什么 -酒

Could you be a little more specific

能再具体点吗

Ethyl alcohol

乙醇

40 milliliters

40毫升

I'm sorry honey I don't know milliliters

抱歉亲爱的我不懂毫升制

Ah Blame President James "Jimmy" Carter

那得怪詹姆斯·吉米·卡特总统

He started America on a path to the metric system

他让美国开始实行公制体系

but then just gave up

却又半途而废

He wonders why he was a one term president

他还想不明白自己为何不能连任总统

Would you say that's about 40 milliliters

你说这里差不多是40毫升吧

More or less Great

-差不多 -很好

Now where were we

咱说到哪了

I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail

相信你马上就要让我点一种鸡尾酒了

Fortunately thanks to computer savvy alcoholics

幸好拜嗜酒的电脑通们所赐

there's an app for that

正好有开发这应用

Let's see

看看

Harvey Wallbanger Eh

哈维撞墙算了

Sex on the Beach I hardly think so

海滩性爱我可不要

Rob Roy silk Slipper Mad Hatter

罗布罗伊丝绸拖鞋疯狂鞋匠

I'll have a Rosewater Ricky

给我来一杯玫瑰花水里奇

A what You'll need pitted brandied cherries gin

-什么酒 -需用到去核酒酿的樱桃琴酒

rosewater Angostura Bitters and overproofed rum

玫瑰花水安古斯图拉苦味酒和高度朗姆酒

Now first dust the cherries with sugar

首先在樱桃上撒上糖

then spray them with a mixture of rum and bitters

然后喷上朗姆和苦味酒

Then ignite the rum caramel

再点燃朗姆酒将饴糖...

Here you go one Rosewater Ricky

给你你的玫瑰花水里奇

That's not how it looks in the picture

跟照片上的不像

Oh yeah you know every bartender makes it differently

是啊不过每位酒保调法都稍有差异

Why don't you give it a try

何不试试再说

All right

好吧

To the metric system

敬公制体系

I can't taste the cherries

我没尝到有樱桃味

All right Sheldon what's on your mind

好吧谢尔顿你到底在烦恼什么

I wronged Howard and he won't accept my apology

我对不起霍华德他不接受我的道歉

Oh right that

哦那件事啊

Yes Leonard told me Sorry honey

莱纳德跟我说了很遗憾亲爱的

Penny you face failure on a daily basis

佩妮你每天都面对着失败

How do you cope

你是怎么处理的

I drink

我喝酒啊

To drinking

敬喝酒

Nope

不行

If only there were some way to force Howard to accept my apology

真希望有什么能强迫霍华德接受我的道歉

so I could escape this miasma of guilt

让我逃脱这内疚的深渊

You know sometimes stuff just happens

有些事它注定要发生

and there's nothing you can do about it

你是无能为力的

Lisa Peterson hasn't talked to me since the 11th grade

比如丽莎·皮特森从高二就不跟我讲话

because no matter how much you apologize

因为不管怎么道歉

you can't go back and un dry hump someone's boyfriend

都改变不了勾走她男友的事实

I see

我明白了

You're saying I'm facing Starfleet Academy's

你是说我面对的是星舰学院

unwinnable command scenario the Kobayashi Maru

不可能完成的测试小林丸号测验

Exactly

没错

Sometimes you can't win

有时候注定你赢不了

Captain Kirk won

柯克船长就赢了

Kirk cheated

柯克作弊了

Impressive that you know that

真不敢相信你知道这个

It's hard to believe i'm actually having this conversation with you

难以置信我竟然跟你在讨论这些

Right there with you

佩妮与你同在

Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru by reprogramming the simulator

柯克通过改编测试程序通过了该测试

That's it What

-就这么办 -什么

I'll reprogram Howard What

-我要改编霍华德 -什么

Sheldon you can't reprogram people

谢尔顿人是没法改编的

No you can't reprogram people

不是你不能改编而已

To James Tiberius Kirk

敬詹姆斯·T·柯克船长

Hello all

各位好

Howard you're feeling better about me today aren't you

霍华德今天没那么生我气了是吗

Not really

不是

Yes you are

一定是的

I'm using neurolinguistic programming

我正用神经语言学规划法

to modify your thought patterns

修正你的思考模式

Go away Sheldon

滚远点谢尔顿

There's a $9 95 e book down the drain

将近10美元买的那电子书就这么废掉了

What's in the bag

那袋子里是什么

It's for Howard

是给霍华德的

Oh Sheldon you can't fix this with gifts

谢尔顿这事不是送个礼就能算了的

Nevertheless I've hurt you

不管怎么说我伤害了你

and whether you forgive me or not I want you to have this

不管你原不原谅我我都要给你这个

You're giving me a couch cushion

你送我个沙发垫

不是

The cushion is merely symbolic

垫子只是象征性的

I'm giving you my spot on the couch

我送你的是我沙发上的专座

But you love that spot

但你很爱那专座的

No I love my mother

不我很爱我妈妈

My feelings for my spot are much greater

而我对我专座的感情要强烈得多

It is the singular location in space

它是宇宙中独一无二属于我的

around which revolves my entire universe

环绕着它是属于我的整个宇宙

And now it's yours

现在它是你的了

Oh my God dude Now you have to forgive him

天哪兄弟你一定要原谅他

All right

好吧

Apology accepted

我接受你的道歉

High five

击掌

Not too hard

别太用力

Thank you

谢谢

I haven't cried like this since Toy Story 3

自《玩具总动员3》之后我就没这么哭过了

I got to tell you Sheldon

不得不承认

I understand why you chose this spot

谢尔顿我总算明白你为何选这个专座了

I mean the temperature is good but there's no draft

温度正好也没什么风

I can see the television but I can still talk to

能观赏电视同时还能聊天...

I changed my mind Get out of my spot

我改主意了滚出我的专座

How long

多久

94 seconds

94秒