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On
the
other
hand
some
physicists
are
concerned
另一方面呢 物理学家又开始担心
That
if
this
supercollider
actually
works
一旦超撞机真的实现
It'll
create
a
black
hole
and
swallow
up
the
earth
它产生的黑洞会吞噬地球
Ending
life
as
we
know
it.
终结生命
Pfft
what
a
bunch
of
crybabies.
真是一群爱哭鬼
No
guts
no
glory
man.
人有多大胆 地有多大产
Hey
check
it
out.
嘿 看看这个
The
school
of
pharmacology
is
looking
for
volunteers.
药学院要招志愿者
"we
are
testing
a
new
medication
"for
social
anxiety
panic
attacks
"我们正在测试一种新药 专治社交焦虑症
Agoraphobia
and
obsessive
compulsive
disorder."
恐慌发作症 陌生环境恐怖症和强迫症"
Why
would
they
be
looking
for
test
subjects
here
他们为什么要在这招人?
I
don't
know
raj.
我怎么知道 拉杰
Maybe
the
comic
book
store
doesn't
have
a
bulletin
board.
没准是因为漫画书店没有布告栏
What's
going
on
在这干什么呢?
Shh
shh
hot
girl
in
sheldon's
office.
嘘 嘘 谢尔顿办公室有个靓妹
Sheldon's
office
在谢尔顿的办公室?
Is
she
lost
她是不是走丢了?
I
don't
think
so.
我认为不是
I
followed
her
here
from
the
parking
lot.
我从停车场就开始跟着她了
Maybe
she's
his
lawyer.
可能她是他的律师
Well
she's
free
to
examine
my
briefs.
那她可以随时查看我的诉讼
Howard.
I
know
I'm
disgusting.
-霍华德 -我知道 我很恶心
I
should
be
punished...
by
her.
我应该被惩罚...被她惩罚
Oh
look
I
did
it
again.
看 我还是这么恶心
That
should
do
it.
那样就差不多了
Thank
you
for
coming
by.
麻烦你跑一趟
Hello.
你们好啊
Oh
hey
buddy...
嘿 老弟...
"buddy..."
"老弟..."?
Sorry
I'm
late.
不好意思 我来迟了
I'm
working
on
a
project
that
may
take
me
up
on
the
next
space
shuttle.
我正在攻关一个项目 可能要上下一次航天飞机了
How
can
you
be
late
为什么要说晚了呢?
I
wasn't
expecting
you
at
all.
我根本没想要你来
Nobody
ever
expects
me.
我总是神出鬼没
Sometimes
you
just
look
and...
有时你只是看着看着就...
Bam
howard
wolowitz.
霍华德·沃尔维茨驾到
Sheldon
are
you
gonna
introduce
us
谢尔顿 能介绍一下吗?
Oh
all
right.
uh
this
is
missy.
可以 这是米茜
Missy
this
is
leonard
and
rajesh
and
you've
already
met
howard.
米茜 这是里奥纳德和拉杰 你已经见过霍华德了
It's
nice
to
meet
you.
很高兴见到你们
You
too
as
well
also.
你也是 也 也是
Yeah.
是
So
how
do
you
two
know
each
other
你们两个是怎么认识的?
Oh
he
once
spent
nine
months
with
my
legs
wrapped
around
his
head.
他的头可在我的胯下呆过9个月
Excuse
me
啊?
She's
my
twin
sister.
她是我的孪生妹妹
She
thinks
she's
funny
but
frankly
I've
never
been
able
to
see
it.
她以为自己很风趣 但说实话 我从来看不出
That's
because
you
have
no
measurable
sense
of
humor
shelly.
这是因为你根本无法衡量什么是幽默 谢利(昵称)
How
exactly
would
one
measure
a
sense
of
humor
一个人要怎么衡量幽默?
A
humormometer
幽默测量器?
Well
I
think
you're
delightfully
droll.
我觉得你非常得幽默
Ooor
as
the
french
say
tres
drole.
okay
so
let
me
see
if
I
got
this.
-当然 就像法语中 "你真有趣" -看我记不记得住
Leonard
howard
and...
里奥纳德 霍华德 还有...
I'm
sorry
what
was
your
name
again
不好意思 你叫?
Rajesh.
拉杰
By
aBu
201705
天才也性感 第一季 第15集
So
missy
what
brings
you
all
the
way
from
texas
那么 米茜 你为什么从德州跑到这来?
Was
it
perhaps
destiny
I
think
it
was
destiny.
是不是缘分? 我觉得是缘分
My
friend's
s
getting
married
at
disneyland
tomorrow
night.
我朋友明晚在迪斯尼结婚
Destiny
thy
name
is
anaheim.
缘分 名字就叫做阿纳海姆市(美国南加州)
And
I
had
to
drop
off
some
papers
for
shelly
to
sign
for
my
dad's
estate.
我还过来让谢利在父亲的地产文书上签个字
The
papers
could've
been
mailed.
文书可以邮寄的吧
Mom
just
sent
you
here
to
spy
on
me
didn't
she
妈让你来监视我 没错吧
I
guess
that's
why
they
call
you
a
genius.
我想这就是为什么他们要管你叫天才了
They
call
me
a
genius
because
I'm
a
genius.
他们叫我天才是因为我确实是天才
Tell
mom
that
I
currently
weigh
165
pounds
告诉妈我目前165磅
And
that
I'm
having
regular
bowel
movements.
还有我的胃肠蠕动正常
Enjoy
the
wedding.
good
bye.
好好享受婚礼 拜拜
If
the
wedding's
not
until
tomorrow
why
don't
you
stay
with
us
tonight
婚礼不是明天吗 不如你今晚来我们这吧?
Oh
I
don't
think
so.
我看行不通
Shelly
doesn't
like
company.
谢利不喜欢别人缠着他
Even
as
a
little
boy
即使是在他小时候
He'd
send
his
imaginary
friends
home
at
the
end
of
the
day.
他也会在晚上把假想的朋友送回家
They
were
not
friends.
他们不是朋友
They
were
imaginary
colleagues.
他们是假想的同事
Look
you're
here.
你看 你都来了
We
have
plenty
of
room.
我们有很多房间的
No
we
don't.
不 我们没有
Come
on
shelly.
she's
family.
别这样 谢利 她是家人啊
So
what
I
don't
issue
invitations
to
your
mother.
那又怎么样 我都没有邀请你妈来
Well
it
would
be
nice
not
to
have
to
drive
to
anaheim
in
rush
hour.
能不用在高峰时段开去阿纳海姆也不错啊
And
don't
ever
call
me
shelly.
再也不要叫我谢利
So
it's
settled.
You'll
stay
with
us.
就这么定了 你住我们这儿
Yeah
I'll
walk
you
to
your
car.
我带你去拿车
You're
in
structure
3
level
c
right
你车停在3区 c层 没错吧
What
just
happened
这都是怎么一回事?
So
anyway
反正
We're
eight
years
old
and
sheldon
converts
my
我们8岁时 谢尔顿把我的
Easy
bake
oven
to
some
kind
of
high
powered
furnace.
傻瓜式烤箱改装成了一种高能量熔炉
Just
classic.
太经典了
I
needed
a
place
to
fire
ceramic
我要做家用集成电路
Semiconductor
substrates
for
homemade
integrated
circuits.
需要一个可以融化半导体陶瓷基底的地方
He
was
trying
to
build
some
sort
of
他当时想要造一个
Armed
robot
to
keep
me
out
of
his
room.
武装机器人来把我赶出他的房间
Made
necessary
by
her
insistence
on
going
into
my
room.
要不是你一直闯进我的房间这也没必要
Anyway
I
go
to
make
those
little
corn
muffins
they
give
you.
还有 我去做了些小的玉米蛋糕
There's
a
big
flash.
突然哗的一下
Next
thing
you
know
my
eyebrows
are
gone.
你醒来的时候眉毛就不见了
Not
your
eyebrows.
你的眉毛?
Yep
是
I
had
to
go
through
the
entire
second
然后我整个二年级都要
Grade
with
crooked
eyebrows
my
mom
drew
on.
顶着妈妈画的弯曲的假眉毛去上学
Is
that
what
that
was
是这样吗?
I
just
assumed
that
the
second
grade
我还以为是二年级的课程
Curriculum
had
rendered
you
quizzical.
让你行为变得有些古怪
Hey
leonard
you
left
your
underwear
in
the
dryer
downstairs.
里奥纳德 你短裤忘在楼下的干衣机里了
Those
are
not
mine.
那不是我的
Really
真的吗
They
have
your
little
name
label
in
them.
这里面有你名字的小标签啊
Yeah...
no
I
do...
i...
对...不 我...
I
use
those
uh
just
to
polish
up
my
spearfishing
equipment.
我是用这来磨光我捕鱼用的鱼叉器材的
I
spearfish.
我用鱼叉捕鱼的
When
I'm
not
crossbow
hunting
I
spearfish.
我不去用石弓打猎时 我会去用鱼叉捕鱼
Uh
penny
this
is
sheldon's
twin
sister
missy.
潘妮 这是谢尔顿的孪生妹妹 米茜
Missy
this
is
our
neighbor
penny.
don't
look
that
much
alike.
-米茜 这是我们的邻居潘妮 -你们看起来长得不像啊
Can
I
get
a
hallelujah
让我说声哈利路亚(赞美上帝)
Fraternal
twins
come
from
two
separate
eggs.
异卵双生的双胞胎来自于两个不同的卵子中
They
are
no
more
alike
than
any
other
siblings.
他们不像一般的同胞手足那样
Hallelujah
哈利路亚!
Hey
guess
what.
你们知道不
I've
been
accepted
as
a
test
subject
for
a
我已经被接受做为试验体了
New
miracle
drug
to
overcome
pathological
shyness.
测试一种治疗病态羞怯症的神奇新药
Oh
good
for
you
raj.
那太好了 拉杰
Yes
I'm
very
hopeful.
hello
missy.
是 我有希望了 你好 米茜
They
mentioned
there
may
be
side
effects.
他们提到过可能会有副作用
So
missy
have
you
ever
met
a
man
from
the
exotic
subcontinent
of
india
米茜 你遇到过来自充满异域风情的印度次大陆的男人吗
Well
there's
dr.
patel
at
our
church.
有 我们教堂的帕特尔医生
Ah
yes
patel
good
man.
没错 帕特尔 他人不错
Do
you
like
motorcycles
你喜欢摩托车吗
'cause
I
ride
a
hog.
我有一台哈雷摩托(俚语指小弟弟)
A
hog
哈雷?
You
have
a
two
cylinder
scooter
with
a
basket
in
the
front.
你那辆是两轮的踏板车 前面还装个小篮子的
You
still
have
to
wear
a
helmet.
你一样得带头盔吧
Have
you
ever
heard
of
the
kama
sutra
你听说过伽摩经吗
The
sex
book.
讲性爱的书
The
indian
sex
book.
是印度的性爱之书
In
other
words
if
you
"wonder
wonder
who
wrote
the
book
of
love
换句话说 如果你好奇是谁写了这本关于爱的书
"
it
was
us.
是我们印度人
So
sheldon's
sister
is
pretty
cute
huh
谢尔顿的妹妹挺漂亮啊 是吧
I
wasn't
staring.
我没有盯着她看
I
didn't
say
you
were.
I
just
said
she
was
cute.
我没有说你在盯着她啊 我只是说她挺漂亮
Oh
eh...
maybe
if
you
like
women
who
are
tall...
可能吧 如果你喜欢这么高...
And
perfect.
而且完美的
Sheldon
why
are
you
ignoring
your
sister
谢尔顿 你怎么不理你妹妹啊
I'm
not
ignoring
my
sister.
I'm
ignoring
all
of
you.
我没有不理我妹妹 我是不理你们任何人
I
brought
snacks
这里有些小吃
Oh
my
gherkins
and...
哈 腌黄瓜和..
Onion
dip.
it's
onion
dip.
洋葱酱 这个是洋葱酱
We
don't
entertain
much.
我们不常招待人的
Missy.
米茜
Do
you
enjoy
pajamas
你喜欢穿睡衣吗
I
guess.
应该是吧
Yeah
we
indians
invented
them.
太好了 是我们印度人发明的睡衣
You're
welcome.
不客气
Yeah
well
my
people
invented
circumcision.
那这么说 是我们犹太人发明了割礼
You're
welcome.
不客气
Missy
I'm
gonna
go
get
my
nails
done.
米茜 我要去做指甲
Do
you
want
to
come
想一起去吗
God
yes.
thanks.
太好了 我去 谢谢你
You're
welcome.
不客气
Bye
guys.
bye
missy.
-大伙再见 -再见 米茜
Bye
missy
see
you.
good
bye
leonard.
-米茜 再见 -再见 里奥纳德
Oh
yeah
no
uh
bye
penny.
对...不...再见 潘妮
Okay
you
two
have
to
back
off.
听着 你们俩给我闪开
Why
should
I
back
off
you
back
off
dude.
我干吗要闪开 你闪开 伙计
Excuse
me
this
is
my
apartment
and
she's
my
roommate's
sister.
不好意思 这是我的房子 她是我室友的妹妹
So
what
you've
already
got
penny
那又怎么样 你已经有潘妮了
How
do
I
have
penny
我怎么有潘妮了?
In
what
universe
do
I
have
penny
我到底哪门子有潘妮了?
So
I
can
have
penny
那我可以追她了?
Hell
no
该死 不行!
Excuse
me.
can
I
interject
something
抱歉 我能插两句吗
I'm
ordering
pizza
online.
我正在线订一个披萨
Is
everyone
okay
with
pepperoni
意大利辣香肠你们都吃吧?
Sheldon
can
I
talk
to
you
in
private
谢尔顿 我能跟你单独谈一下吗
I
guess.
行啊
Don't
worry.
I
was
going
to
order
you
cheese
less.
别担心 我会点那种芝士少一点的
Thank
you.
it's
okay.
-谢谢你 -没事
Lactose
intolerance
is
nothing
to
be
embarrassed
about.
不能吃乳糖不是什么丢脸的事
I'm
a
fancy
indian
man.
我是梦幻印度情人
We
invented
pajamas.
我们发明了睡衣
Hey
look
at
me.
I
don't
have
a
foreskin.
看我 我没有包皮
Sheldon...
谢尔顿...
Are
you
aware
that
your
sister
is
an
incredibly
attractive
woman
你难道没意识到你妹妹魅不可挡吗
She
certainly
has
the
symmetry
and
low
她确实有着西方文化所青睐的
Body
fat
that
western
culture
deems
desirable.
既匀称而又低脂肪的身段
It's
noteworthy
at
other
points
in
history
这倒是值得注意的 在历史上
Heavier
women
were
the
standard
for
胖一些的女人象征着美丽
Beauty
because
their
girth
suggested
affluence.
因为她们的腰身意味着富饶
That's
fascinating
but...
很令人着迷 但...
I
didn't
say
it
was
fascinating.
I
said
it
was
noteworthy.
我没有说令人着迷 我只是说值得注意
All
right...
noted.
好吧 我注意到了
But
my
point
is
that
koothrappali
and
wolowitz
我的意思是 库萨帕里和沃尔维茨
They're
hitting
on
your
sister.
他们在泡你的妹妹啊
Oh
it's...
这简直...
Oh
okay.
没事啊
You
know
I
don't
want
to
criticize
your
rhetorical
style
我不想评价你说话的修辞手法
But
we'd
be
a
lot
further
along
in
this
但要是你能开门见山地说
Conversation
if
you'd
begun
with
that
thought.
我们可能已经谈得很深了
That's
great
but
my...
-很好 -但是...
What
I'm
saying
is
that
we
took
quite
an
Unnecessary
detour
我要说的是 我们拐了个不必要的弯
from
what
I
now
understand
to
be
your
thesis.
因为现在我发现这才是你的论点
Whatever.
又怎么了
You
have
to
do
something
about
it.
你不能干坐着啊
Why
为什么
Because
she's
your
sister.
因为她是你妹妹
I
don't
understand.
我不明白
Yes
we
shared
a
uterus
for
nine
months
不错 我们共同在一个子宫里待过九个月
But
since
then
we've
pretty
much
gone
our
own
separate
ways.
但此后我们就你走阳关道我走独木桥了
Okay
uh
consider
this...
好吧 那这么想吧...
With
your
father
gone
你父亲去世之后
It
is
your
responsibility
to
make
sure
that
missy
chooses
a
suitable
mate.
确保米茜能选择一位合适的伴侣就是你的责任了
I
hadn't
considered
that.
我倒没想过这个
We
do
share
dna.
uh
huh.
我们确实有相同的DNA
So
there
is
the
possibility
however
remote
所以有这种可能 尽管可能性不大
That
resting
in
her
loins
is
the
potential
她的天赋可以创造另一个
For
another
individual
as
remarkable
as
myself.
像我这样不平凡的人
Exactly.
正是
And
you
owe
it
to
yourself
and
to
posterity
to
protect
并且你有责任替你自己和你子孙保留
The
genetic
integrity
of
your
sister's
future
offspring.
你妹妹所传后代遗传基因的完整性
You're
right.
你说的对
If
someone
wants
to
get
at
missy's
fallopian
tubes
如果有人想接近米茜的输卵管
They'll
have
to
go
through
me.
他们必须通过我
I
am
shiva
the
destroyer
我是摧毁者西瓦(游戏"怒之铁拳"中的BOSS)
I
will
have
the
woman.
我会赢得这个女人
I'm
warning
you
I
was
judo
champion
at
math
camp.
警告你 我可是数学夏令营的柔道冠军
All
right
now
that's
enough
juvenile
squabbling.
好了 你们幼稚够了吧
You
stop
it.
给我停下
Stop
it
I
say
我说给我停下!
I'm
going
to
settle
this
right
now.
我现在就来处理这件事
Neither
of
you
are
good
enough
for
my
sister.
你们中的任何一个都配不上我妹妹
Who
are
you
to
decide
that
你是谁 凭什么你决定?
He's
the
man
of
his
family.
他是这个家的男人
You
have
to
respect
his
wishes.
你们必须尊重他的意愿
You're
out
too
by
the
way.
say
what
-顺便说一句 你也出局了 -你说什么?
It's
nothing
personal.
我不是针对你
I'd
just
prefer
if
my
future
niece
or
nephew
我只是更希望我将来的侄子或者侄女
Didn't
become
flatulent
every
time
they
ate
an
eskimo
pie.
不要成为那种每次吃到爱斯基摩派就会欢呼雀跃的人
What
are
you
so
happy
about
你高兴个什么劲儿
I'm
not
happy.
我不是高兴
It's
the
medication.
I
can't
stop
smiling.
药起作用了 我停不下来
That
leonard's
made
me
aware
of
how
high
the
genetic
stakes
are
里奥纳德让我意识到遗传基因的赌注有多大
We
have
to
face
the
fact
that
none
我们必须面对现实
Of
you
are
suitable
mates
for
my
sister.
你们没有一个配得上我妹妹
Wait
a
minute.
等一下
Leonard
made
you
aware
of
that
是里奥纳德让你意识到的?
We
all
make
mistakes.
let's
move
on.
我们都会犯错 换个话题吧
Excuse
me
but
I
think
you're
missing
a
big
opportunity
here.
插一句 不过我认为你错失了一个良机
How
so
怎么说
Everybody
knows
genetic
diversity
produces
the
strongest
offspring.
每个人都知道基因多样化能创造出了不起的后代
Why
not
put
a
little
mocha
in
the
family
latte
不如考虑在家庭的拿铁咖啡里放点穆哈调和一下
In
principle
you
have
a
point.
理论上 你说的没错
But
as
a
practical
matter
但考虑到实际情况
Need
I
remind
you
that
it
takes
experimental
允许我提醒你一下 你都需要实验性药品
Pharmaceuticals
to
simply
enable
you
to
speak
to
the
opposite
sex.
才能让你更容易开口跟异性说话
I
think
you're
focusing
entirely
too
much
on
the
drugs.
我觉得你把太多的焦点放在药物上了
Is
it
'cause
I'm
jewish
是不是因为我是个犹太人?
'cause
I'd
kill
my
rabbi
with
a
pork
chop
to
be
with
your
sister.
要知道为了和你妹妹在一起 我愿意用猪排杀了我的导师
This
has
nothing
to
do
with
religion.
这和你的宗教信仰无关
This
has
to
do
with
the
fact
that
you're
a
tiny
只是因为你还是个小男孩
Tiny
man
who
still
lives
with
his
mother.
一个仍和妈妈一起住的小男孩
Sheldon
you
are
really
being
unreasonable.
谢尔顿 你真不讲道理
Am
i
是吗
Here
eat
this
cheese
without
farting
and
you
can
sleep
with
my
sister.
来 吃了这片芝士能不放屁 你就可以和我妹上床
Oh
really
噢 真的吗
Oops.
靠
Shelly
can
I
speak
to
you
for
a
minute
谢利 我可以和你说几句吗
Why
does
everyone
suddenly
want
to
talk
to
me
alone
为什么大家突然都想和我单独谈话
Usually
nobody
wants
to
be
alone
with
me.
通常没有人喜欢和我单独相处的呀
We
all
make
mistakes.
let's
move
on.
我们都会犯错 换一个话题吧
Okay
I'm
not
even
going
to
ask
why
you're
pimping
me
out
for
cheese.
好吧 我不想过问你为何为了区区芝士把我推销出去
But
since
when
do
you
care
at
all
about
who
I
sleep
with
不过你何时开始关心我和谁上床了?
Well
truthfully
I've
never
given
it
any
thought
说实话 我从来没有考虑过
But
it
has
been
pointed
out
to
me
that
you
carry
dna
of
great
potential.
不过我后来意识到 你身上带着潜在的DNA
What
on
earth
are
you
talking
about
你在说些什么鬼话
Let
me
explain.
让我解释一下
You
see
I'm
a
superior
genetic
mutation
uh
你知道的 我是个优秀的遗传变异产物
An
improvement
on
the
existing
mediocre
stock.
对现有的次品来说存在一个显著提高
And
what
do
you
mean
"mediocre
stock"
你说的"次品"是什么意思?
That
would
be
you.
就是指你
But
residing
within
you
is
the
potential
for
another
me.
不过在你身体里 有一个潜在的我
Perhaps
even
taller
smarter
and
less
prone
to
freckling
a
sheldon
2.0
一个可能更高 更聪明 雀斑更少的 谢尔顿2.0
if
you
will.
可以这么称呼
"sheldon
2.0"
"谢尔顿2.0"?
Exactly.
正是
Now
现在
I
am
not
saying
that
I
should
be
the
sole
decider
of
who
you
mate
with.
我不是说我要专横地决定你要和谁在一起
If
you're
not
attracted
to
the
suitor
如果你不被追求者吸引
Then
the
likelihood
of
conception
will
be
reduced.
那怀孕的可能性就会减少
You
have
got
to
be
kidding
me.
你开什么玩笑
Not
at
all.
完全没有
Frequent
coitus
dramatically
increases
the
odds
of
fertilization.
频繁性交会大大增加受精几率
Okay
shelly
sit
down.
好了 谢利 坐下
Now
I've
lived
my
whole
life
dealing
with
the
fact
that
my
twin
我花了一辈子时间去消化这一事实 我的双胞胎哥哥
Brother
is
as
mom
puts
it
"one
of
god's
special
little
people."
像妈妈所说 是个"上帝赐予的特别的小孩"
I
always
thought
I
was
more
like
a
cuckoo
bird.
我一直认为我更像一只布谷鸟
You
know
你知道的
A
superior
creature
whose
egg
is
placed
in
the
nest
of
ordinary
birds.
一种把蛋放在普通鸟巢里的了不起的生物
Of
course
the
newly
hatched
cuckoo
eats
all
the
food
当然 先孵化出的布谷鸟会吃掉所有的食物
Leaving
the
ordinary
siblings
to
starve
to
death.
留下其他普通的兄弟姐妹们饿死
Luckily
for
you
that's
where
the
metaphor
ended.
你很幸运 这就是我使用这比喻想要说的
I
thought
it
ended
at
"cuckoo."
我还以为你是想说"布谷"
You
listen
to
me.
你听好
If
you
want
to
start
acting
like
a
brother
who
cares
about
me
如果你想做一个关心妹妹的好哥哥
Then
terrific.
那太好了
Bring
it
on.
尽管来做
But
you
try
one
time
to
tell
me
who
I
should
be
sleeping
with
但只要你有一次想告诉我该和谁上床
And
you
and
I
are
going
to
go
round
and
我就得跟你回顾回顾
Round
the
way
we
did
when
we
were
little.
我们小时候的那种方式了
Remember
没忘吧?
I
have
an
alternate
proposal.
go
on.
-我有另外个提议 -说
You
donate
eggs.
你捐出卵子
We
will
place
them
in
cryogenic
storage.
我们把它放去低温储藏
I
will
find
an
appropriate
sperm
donor
for
your
eggs
我会帮你的卵子找一个合格的精子
Have
them
fertilized
and
implanted
in
you.
等他们完成受精后再植入你的体内
That
way
everybody
wins.
这样 对每个人都好
Correction.
更正下
Missy
can
date
whoever
she
wants.
米茜想跟谁约会不关我的事
Look
we
have
to
settle
this.
我们得想办法解决下
I
agree.
我同意
Sheldon's
sister
is
hiding
at
penny's
because
谢尔顿的妹妹躲在潘妮家里
We've
all
been
hitting
on
her
at
the
same
time.
是因为我们在同一时间向她发起攻击
She's
not
hiding.
她才没躲呢
She
needed
privacy
to
call
her
grandmother
who's
apparently
very
sick.
她得留点私人空间来打电话给她生病的奶奶
Oh
and
then
I
believe
she
has
to
wash
her
hair.
我想她还得洗她的头发
Oh
you
poor
deluded
bastard.
你这个傻混蛋
Don't
start
with
me
dude.
别跟我来劲 你这家伙
You
want
to
go
again
let's
go.
你还想再来? 来啊
Sit
down.
okay.
-坐下 -好吧
If
we're
going
to
fight
over
missy
let's
do
it
the
right
way.
如果我们想争米茜 我们来好好地争
The
honorable
way.
有尊严地争
Take
that
吃我一拳!
You
want
some
more
还想再来?
And
he's
down
他倒下了!
1
2
3
One, two, three...
Come
on
come
on
get
up
来啊 快起来啊
Stay
down
bitch
乖乖躺着吧 婊子
9
10
...nine, ten.
Yeah
natural
selection
at
work.
上帝的选择是正确的
I
weep
for
humanity.
为人类感到悲哀
Excuse
me
while
I
go
tell
missy
the
good
news.
失陪 我得去告诉米茜这个好消息
Hey
leonard.
oh
hi
penny.
-好啊 里奥纳德 -好啊 潘妮
How's
it
going
还不错吧
Listen
that
guy
mike
that
you
were
dating
is
that
still
going
on
对了 你约会的那个对象麦克 现在还好着吗
Uh
pretty
much.
why
算是吧 怎么了
Nothing
just
catching
up.
没事 随便问问
By
the
way
may
I
speak
to
missy
please
顺便 能让我跟米茜说几句吗
Of
course.
当然
Hi
leonard.
what's
up
好啊 里奥纳德 什么事
Well
since
you're
leaving
tomorrow
你明天就走了
I
was
wondering
if
you'd
like
to
go
to
dinner
with
me.
我想能不能邀你一起吃顿晚饭?
That's
so
sweet.
你人真好
But
no
thanks.
但不用了 谢谢
Oh.
do
you
have
other
plans
or...
你有其它安排还是...?
No.
oh.
没有
All
right
uh...
好吧
Enjoy
the
rest
of
your
evening.
祝你今晚过得愉快
Thanks.
see
ya.
谢谢 再见
Um
here's
something
we
didn't
anticipate.
有点世事难料啊
What
do
you
want
howard
有什么能为你效劳的 霍华德?
I'm
fine.
thanks
for
asking.
我很好 多谢关心
I've
come
to
call
on
missy.
我来拜访下米茜
Missy.
米茜
Hi
howard.
你好 霍华德
The
amazing
howard.
是神奇的霍华德
Do
you
like
magic
喜欢魔术吗
Not
really.
no.
不喜欢
Then
you
are
in
for
a
treat.
那你算是赚到了
Behold
an
ordinary
cane.
看好 这是根普通的棍子
No.
不
Okay.
好吧
Missy.
米茜
Thank
you.
谢谢
I
apprec...
很感...
Apprec...
感...
Appreeee...
感感感...
Oh
honey.
亲爱的
Is
your
medication
wearing
off
是不是你的药效退了?
Well
hi
cutie
pie.
你好 开心果
I
was
hoping
you'd
show
up.
正想着你会出现呢
We
had
a
dog
who
made
a
noise
like
that.
我们家养过的一只狗就发这种声音的
Had
to
put
him
down.
最后不得不弄死他
Any
news
you
want
me
to
pass
along
to
mom
有什么要我跟妈说的吗
She
might
be
interested
to
know
that
I
have
refocused
my
research
她可能会愿意知道 我已经把研究重点
From
bosonic
string
theory
to
heterotic
string
theory.
从玻色弦论转到了杂交弦论
Yeah
I'll
just
tell
her
you
say
"hey."
我就跟她说 你向她问好吧
Okay
well
it
was
pleasant
seeing
you
很高兴能看到你
Other
than
that
business
with
my
testicles.
除了你对我睾丸干的那事儿
Come
on
shelly.
来吧 谢利
I
want
you
to
know
I'm
very
proud
of
you.
我要你知道我很以你为荣
Really
真的?
Yep
I'm
always
bragging
to
my
friends
about
my
brother
当然 我经常跟我朋友们吹嘘我哥哥
The
rocket
scientist.
是火箭专家(美国人对天才科学家的习惯称呼)
You
tell
people
I'm
a
rocket
scientist
你跟别人说我是火箭专家?
Well
yeah.
对啊
I'm
a
theoretical
physicist.
我是个理论物理学家
What's
the
difference
有什么区别
What's
the
difference
有什么区别?!
Good
bye
shelly.
我走了 谢利
My
god
天呐
Why
don't
you
just
tell
them
that
你怎么不跟人家说
I'm
a
toll
taker
at
the
golden
gate
bridge
我是金门大桥那儿收通行税的啊?
Rocket
scientist.
how
humiliating.
火箭专家 多丢人啊
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