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I have a question about Batman

我有个跟蝙蝠人有关的问题

Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat

蝙蝠人是个穿得像蝙蝠的人

Man bat is a part man part bat hybrid

人蝠是半人半蝙蝠的混种生物

Now if Man Bat dressed up as a man to fight crime

如果人蝠打扮成人去打击犯罪

would he be Man Batman

那他会变成人蝙蝠人吗

No he'd be Bat Man Bat

不会他会变蝙蝠人蝠

But wouldn't Man Batman just be a Batman

但是人蝙蝠人不应该是蝙蝠人

that was bitten by a radioactive man

被放射性人类咬过之后的样子吗

才获得类似蜘蛛般的能力

如蜘蛛人就是被放射性蜘蛛咬过后

But Batman is a man

但蝙蝠人本来就是人啊

You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man

你刚才说人被赋予人的能力

That's just Man Man

就像是人类吃了人人果实

Well isn't Man Man just man

但人人其实不就是人而已吗

But what if Man Man dressed as a bat

但要是人人穿成像蝙蝠呢

Well that's just Batman

那就是蝙蝠人啊

No if a man dresses as a bat

不对一个人穿上蝙蝠装

that's Batman but if Man Man dresses as a bat

那是蝙蝠人但如果是人人穿上蝙蝠装

that's Batman Man

那就是蝙蝠人人

So does that answer your question

这样算回答了你的问题吗

Oh I haven't asked it yet

我还没问我的问题呢

Oh that's Claire Got to run

是克莱尔我得先走了

I thought you were back with Emily

我还以为你跟艾米丽复合了呢

Uh actually I'm seeing both of them

其实我... 同时在跟她们交往[看]

You mean like through their window from behind a bush

你是指躲在她们窗外草丛偷看的"看"吗

No I'm actually dating two women

不是我是指同时跟两个女生交往

Later

回头见

Really

不是吧

The guy who for years couldn't even talk to women

这多少年来不敢跟女人说话的人

is suddenly going out with two of them

居然突然就开始脚踏两条船

How is that possible I know

-这怎么可能 -对啊

Scientists have tried to reproduce it with computational models

科学家一直试图用计算模型模拟这件事

but in each case the world blows up

但所有尝试中最后世界都会爆炸

Seriously that guy's dating two women

说真的这家伙居然能享齐人之福

What why did you get a party sub

你为什么买了一个派对潜艇堡

People are coming over it looked fun

大家要来玩这样感觉有意思啊

Well we're only watching Game of Thrones

我们只是要一起看《权力的游戏》

A party sub implies it's a party

但派对潜艇堡意味着会有派对

Your attendance implies it's not

但你会出席已意味着不会有派对

I like a party as much as the next man

我喜欢派对的程度与一个普通人无异

as long as the next man doesn't like a party

前提是这普通人并不喜欢派对

Oh by the way don't forget

对了你别忘了

tomorrow is our quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting

明天是我们的室友协议季度大会

Oh Sheldon we don't need a meeting every three months

谢尔顿我们不需要每三个月就开一次会吧

Well it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up

你这个提议感觉就很值得

at a quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting

在明天的季度大会上提出呢

Lucky for you it's tomorrow

你真走运会议刚好在明天

Oh you know what I'm not going

我告诉你我是不会参加的

Well you have to go

你必须得参加

It's Penny's first time leading the Pledge of Allegiance

明天是佩妮首次主持效忠宣誓呢

This meeting is a waste of time

这个会议根本就是浪费时间

Whether we make the switch

比如决定要不要

from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran

从早餐谷物产品A换到产品B这种事

should not require parliamentary procedure

不需要经过议会程序来定好吗

You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins

你知道其中一款里的葡萄干上有糖吧

You're the only one who eats them

反正都是你一个人吃啊

And yet you get to weigh in

而你居然有幸能提出意见呢

Democracy it's pretty cool isn't it

民主就是这么酷对吧

I'm not going you can't make me

我不参加你也逼不了我

Well we'll just see about that

那我们就走着瞧

What is the problem

怎么啦怎么啦

He says he's not coming to the Roommate Agreement meeting tomorrow

他说明天不来参加室友协议季度大会

Well why the hell did I memorize the Pledge

那我不是白背了效忠宣誓词吗

You have fun I will not be attending

祝玩得愉快我反正不参加

Oh fine We don't have to have

行啊你要是不想参加

a Roommate Agreement meeting if you don't want to

我们以后可以不办室友协议季度大会啊

Thank you Of course it will require a vote

-谢谢 -但这件事需要经过投票表决

Unfortunately my official gavel is in my bedroom

遗憾的是我的正式木槌放在房间里

but luckily I have my travel gavel

但好在我的旅游随身木槌在这

You're being ridiculous

你是在耍白痴

There's a motion on the floor "I'm ridiculous "

有一个动议"谢尔顿是在耍白痴"

Do we have a second

有人附议吗

There is no second

无人附议

The motion is denied

动议驳回

Next time make sure you have the votes first

下次请确保有人会投票

That was embarrassing

刚才也太丢人了

Can you please talk to him

你能跟他说说吗

Well why are you fighting him on this

你为什么要跟他争这事啊

Because I am tired of him always getting his way

因为我受够了什么事都得顺他意

We don't need a stupid meeting

我们又不需要这傻逼大会

We don't even need a Roommate Agreement

我们甚至都不需要狗屁《室友协议》

and I hope that sandwich does cause a party

而且我还真希望这潜艇堡能招来派对呢

Well I will still come to your meeting

我还是会来参加你的大会

Well I should hope so Tomorrow's picture day

希望如此啊明天可是拍照日

Why are you taking his side

你为什么站他那边啊

Because it's important to him

因为这事对他很重要

and when we signed the Roommate Agreement we made a deal

我们签署《室友协议》时就同意了这事啊

Y You keep talking like that you're gonna make color guard

你再这么讲话很快就要荣升扛旗者了

Man I'm worn out I know

-天啊我真是心力交瘁 -对啊

Imagine if we were actually moving

想象一下如果真像游戏里那么跑动

No it's just ever since I started dating

不是啦我是说自从我开始

Claire and Emily at the same time it's exhausting

跟克莱尔和艾米丽同时交往真是精疲力尽啊

You're exhausted

你这就精疲力尽啦

Try folding every five pages in a pregnancy book

等你试过孕妇书里每五页就折个角

so your wife thinks you read it

好让你老婆觉得你有读你才知道累

But dude you're so lucky

但兄弟你很幸运了

Getting to stay home at night with the woman you love

每晚能在家与你相爱的女人共度

I guess I am lucky

我的确很幸运

You are because dating two women

没错如果你同时和两个女人约会

I mean I can't even remember

我是说我都不记得

the last time I slept in my own apartment

上一次我睡在自己家是何年何月了

I wake up and I'm like "Am I at Claire's or am I at Emily's

我每天醒来就想 "这是克莱尔还是艾米丽家

Is there a third girl I've forgotten about "

还是某个我想不起芳名的新妞家"

就像是

"Where am I "

"我在谁家香闺啊"

Hey Raj

拉杰

Hey how's the mommy to be

准妈咪你还好吗

Good A little tired

还好有点小累

I feel you I've been dating multiple women

我感同身受我最近和好几个妹子约会来着

You sure you don't want to come watch Game of Thrones with us

你确定不跟我们一起看《权力的游戏》吗

You guys have fun

你们自己慢慢看

I'm just gonna snuggle up in bed with a book

我去床上窝着看书就好

Oh that sounds great a bed to yourself

听起来好爽啊一个人独占一张床

Can't even remember what that's like

我都想不起那种感觉是什么样了

Are you up to date on Game of Thrones

你熟悉最新的《权力的游戏》剧情吗

Mm I think so

应该是吧

Dragons snow zombies

龙呀雪僵尸啊

and all the hot guys are dead

还有凡是长得帅的家伙都死了

Oh I don't know

这我可不确定了

Theon Greyjoy looks pretty good

席恩·葛雷乔伊的长相

for a guy who had his genitals cut off

对于没了小弟弟的人来说相当不错了

Uh oh somebody's still pouting

哎哟喂有人还在闹小情绪呢

Leave me alone

别管我

If it's because you lost a stick

如果是因为掉了一根"小棒子"

I know where it went

我知道它在哪里

Not funny

一点也不好笑

You know you're gonna make up with him

明知道会和好

Can we just skip to that part

就不能直接跳到握手言和的那刻吗

Oh of course because I'm the only adult around here

对因为我是这里唯一一个成熟的人

Really The only adult

真的吗唯一成熟的人

Yeah that's right

没错

Tonight I'll be watching a show rated M A

今晚我要看的节目可是标识为M.A.的

and that stands for "Mature Audiences " buster

意思是成年观众你个小屁孩

All right you would think "the only adult"

"唯一成熟的人"可不会因为

wouldn't let something silly ruin our entire night

一些蠢事而破坏别人整晚的情绪

And I'd think you'd understand why I'm annoyed

我还以为你会理解我不爽的原因呢

All this could be avoided if you'd just come to the meeting

只要你来参加大会不就没这些事了吗

I don't want to

人家不想参加

Oh it's just a meeting

只是一个大会而已

One simple meeting Stop saying "meeting"

-一个简单的大会 -不要再提大会两个字了

Meeting meeting bo beeting

大会大会三四五六七

Banana fana fo feeting

你不想听我却偏要提

Fee fi mo meeting

大灰打毁答慧

I brought my famous spinach dip

我带来了我的招牌菠菜蘸酱

Yo Amy just one second

艾米等一下

Meeting

大会

I'm not sure if I'm hoping for a boy or a girl

我不知道自己想要个儿子还是女儿

I mean if it's a boy

如果生的是儿子

I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch

我就得教他玩接投球

Which means I'm gonna have to Google "How to play catch "

那我就得上网去查怎么玩接投球

If it's a girl I mean

如果生的是女儿

they're so innocent and

她们那么天真无邪

you know how guys are

而你知道男人都是什么鬼样子

Totally guys are the worst

真的男人都不是好东西

I mean look at me

看看我

I let Emily make me a frittata

我让艾米丽给我做了意大利烘蛋

and I kept the leftovers in Claire's fridge that night

然后把吃剩的留在克莱尔的冰箱里

I'm such a dog

我真是个渣男

There you go again

你又来了

I'm sorry have I been complaining about it too much

抱歉我是不是抱怨得太多了

Actually what you're doing is pretending to complain

其实你现在是在假抱怨

but really trying to brag

真显摆

How could you say that

你怎么能这么说

"Oh I wish could enjoy a cup of tea

"人家真希望可以安静喝完一杯茶

without a naked girl bouncing up and down on me "

而没有裸女在我身上跳来跳去"

I never said that

我从未说过这话

"Don't you hate it when you can't remember whose bra it is

"人家记不得掉在沙发里的胸罩到底是谁的

you found wedged in your couch "

真是好讨厌哦"

Okay that I said

好吧这话我说过

But that's a real problem

但这是真实的问题啊

You give a girl another woman's bra

你把一个妹子的胸罩给了另一妹子

and you will not be having sex with her that night

你那晚上就别想和那妹子滚床单了

Maybe the other girl but not her

也许还能和另一个妹子睡但这妹子绝对没戏

What's going on with him

他怎么了

Oh he's all bent out of shape

他为了参不参加

about having a Roommate Agreement meeting

室友协议大会而闹别扭呢

Apparently perfect attendance isn't cool anymore

这年头完美出勤率貌似不够酷炫了

Don't worry he'll come around

别担心他会想明白的

Well I get why he's annoyed

我能理解他为什么不高兴

Well then you don't understand what's happening

那是你不明白到底是怎么回事

See

你看

Leonard refused to participate

莱纳德拒绝出席

in a mandatory quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting

一个强制性的室友协议季度大会

This is what a generation raised on Bart Simpson looks like

这就是以巴特·辛普森为榜样养育下一代的恶果

《辛普森一家》中的叛逆儿子

You love The Simpsons

你明明自己也爱看《辛普森一家》

I love Lisa Simpson

人家喜欢的是丽莎·辛普森

《辛普森一家》中的聪明女儿

Well I know how he feels

我能理解他的感受

I never enjoyed our Relationship Agreement meetings

我就不喜欢咱俩的恋爱协议大会

Wait

等等

You were pretending

你之前都是假装的吗

Sorry

抱歉

不可能

I don't believe you I could tell

我不相信我能分清真假

"Oh Sheldon

"哇谢尔顿

I never thought re filing a matter

我从未想过在常务委员会里

in a standing subcommittee could be so fascinating "

重审一个议题会如此让人目眩神迷"

Hmm what do you think

你觉得这是真是假

You don't know

你分不清吗

Hey did I say something to upset you

我是不是说了什么惹你不高兴了

No I'm fine

没有我没事

Really Because usually we walk side by side

是吗因为通常我们都肩并肩一起上楼

and I just went up two flights of stairs

而今天我爬了两层楼梯

staring at your bottom

都是跟在后面盯着你的屁股

Just drop it

消停会儿吧

Okay I think I see what's happening here

好吧我知道是怎么回事了

You're jealous of me

你嫉妒我

Oh please

拜托

What could you possibly have that I would be jealous of

你有什么好让我嫉妒的

It's not what I have

不是我有什么

it's how many people I'm having it with

而是我跟多少人一起"分享"

Come on Sheldon we'll watch Game of Thrones over here

走吧谢尔顿我们去对面看

Gladly

乐意之极

Oh good go You know it'll be nice to

好啊走吧我高兴还来不及呢

watch an episode without someone saying

终于看剧的时候没人在旁边说

"I read the books

"我看过原著

Don't get too fond of this character "

别太喜欢上这个角色"

It's not always because they die

不全是因为他们会死啊

In one case it's because they've become involved

举个例子某角色是因为跟

with underground tree people from the dawn of time

太古之初就有的地下的森林之子扯上关系

Yeah but I won't say who it is

是的但我不会说是谁

It's Bran

是布兰

Wait what is going on

发生什么事了

Leonard's being a jerk so we're gonna watch over here

莱纳德是个混球所以我们要在这边看剧

Do you guys want to watch with us

你们俩想跟我们一起看吗

As long as I don't have to watch with him

只要不跟他一起看就行

Fine I don't want to watch with you either

好啊我也不想跟你一起看

I'll go over here

我去那边

Why do you get to pick

凭什么你来选

Okay then you go there

好那你去那边好啦

Don't tell me where to go

老子爱去哪儿就去哪儿

Howard just come in here

霍华德你快进来吧

Yeah come on Raj

来这边拉杰

Wait did Amy make her spinach dip

慢着艾米有做菠菜蘸酱吗

She did

做了

And I'm gonna eat it all

老子会帮你吃光光

So what the hell happened

到底发生什么事了

Oh I just ran out of patience with Sheldon's nonsense

我对谢尔顿的胡闹失去了耐心

Tell me about it I've had it with Raj too

深有同感我也受够拉杰了

You know like women

其实男人像女人一样

men have a monthly hormone cycle

每个月也会有荷尔蒙变化周期

Dips in testosterone can cause irritability

睾丸激素的下降会导致男人易怒

Interesting

有意思

Maybe my male cycle synced up

或许我的男性周期刚好

with Raj's actual period

跟拉杰的女性经期同步了

If Sheldon's testosterone dipped he'd become a butterfly

如果谢尔顿的睾丸激素下降他要变成蝴蝶了

Maybe someone's here to apologize

可能有人上门赔礼道歉了

Hey Leonard

莱纳德

Stuart

斯图尔特

Is this not a dress up party

这不是换装派对吗

不是

Was it ever a dress up party

从一开始就不是换装派对吗

不是

Howard didn't you tell me it was a dress up party

霍华德你是不是告诉我这是换装派对

Yeah

是的

I was told this is where to go if I'm mad at Howard

据说如果不爽霍华德就应该来这边

May I take your cloak

我帮您把斗篷挂起来吧

Thanks

谢谢

This thing kept getting caught in the chain of my bike

这玩意一直被卷进我自行车的链条里

Well I'll catch you up

我来给你说明一下情况

Uh Penny is angry at Leonard Leonard's angry at me and Penny

佩妮不爽莱纳德莱纳德不爽我和佩妮

I'm angry at Leonard and Amy

我不爽莱纳德和艾米

Raj is angry at Howard

拉杰不爽霍华德

and I'm angry at George R R Martin

我不爽乔治·R·R·马丁

《权力的游戏》的原著作者

'cause there are no new books for me to spoil for Leonard

因为他不出新书害我不能跟莱纳德剧透

So what happened with you and Howard

你和霍华德怎么了

Says I was talking too much about dating Claire and Emily

他嫌我不停说跟克莱尔和艾米丽约会的事

and I accused him of being jealous

我说他就是嫉妒我

I'm jealous

我也嫉妒你

Closest I've come to dating two women

我最接近跟两个女人约会的一次

was that time I dated one woman

就是我跟一个女人约会的那次

I don't know how you put up with it

真不知道你怎么受得了他

He's impossible I mean holding a meeting

他简直有病居然开个会

to decide what breakfast cereal we should buy

来决定我们该买哪个早餐麦片

Yeah Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries move on

有脆浆果的那款脆脆船长麦片行了

Anyway Amy thank you for sticking up for me

总之艾米谢谢你挺我

Oh I honestly couldn't care less

老实说我完全不在乎这事

Sorry

我没听错吧

Well I just took your side 'cause sometimes I get annoyed

我挺你是因为有时我不爽

at how close Sheldon and Penny are

佩妮和谢尔顿的关系那么亲近

Well they argue all the time

他们吵个不停好吗

They aren't that close

没有很亲啦

Who's always comforting him when he's upset

是谁总在他不高兴时安慰他

Penny but Who's the only one

-佩妮可... -是谁

who can make him take his medicine when he's sick

能让他生病时把药吃下去

I try to hide it in his peanut butter

我试过把药藏进他的花生酱里

but he spits it out

但他吐了出来

Okay

好吧

And did you know she has him add things to the Roommate Agreement

那你知道佩妮让他在《室友协议》里加了条款

so she can get her way and not fight with you about it

让她既能得到想要的又不用跟你吵架吗

Son of a bitch

这个贱人

Why is that funny

你乐什么

I don't know I like the pain of others

不知道我喜欢幸灾乐祸

Oh then you'll enjoy this

那你对这个肯定喜闻乐见

Bernadette does the same thing with you and Koothrappali

伯纳黛特对你和库萨帕里也是一样的

No she doesn't

她才没有

She defends him all the time

她总是替他说话

She does not

她才没有

Who told you to stop making all those Gandhi jokes about him

是谁告诉你不要再对他开甘地玩笑的

Well she did

是她

And human resources

还有人力资源部

Who do you think told Koothrappali to go to human resources

你觉得是谁让库萨帕里去人力资源部投诉

Son of a bitch

这个贱人

You're right it feels good

你说得对的确挺乐的

All right it's almost game time

好了游戏时间马上到了

Get it

懂没

Game of Thrones game time

《权利的游戏》 "游戏"时间

Two women huh

这也能俩女友啊

Oh perhaps it's Amy coming to her senses

可能是艾米脑子终于转过来了

What's up

什么事

You know you don't need to use Sheldon to get your way with me

其实你没必要利用谢尔顿

in a dumb Roommate Agreement

在愚蠢的《室友协议》里搞定我

Where'd you get that from

谁告诉你的

From Amy

艾米

Ugh Amy why did you tell him that

艾米你为什么告诉他

Because you were defending Sheldon like you always do

因为你总是替谢尔顿说话

I don't always defend Sheldon

我没有总替谢尔顿说话

Oh yes you do You know you have a weird

你有你知道你自己对他有

brother sister Elliott E T Relationship with him

诡异的姐弟加埃利奥特与ET情感

与E T 感情深厚的男主角

埃利奥特是电影《E.T.外星人》中

What about your weird relationship with him

那你对他的诡异情感呢

That's different

那不一样

I'm like the little girl in Poltergeist

我就像是鬼片里不怕死的小女孩

and he's the creepy thing in the TV

而他就是电视里的那个妖魔鬼怪

Um guys

各位

Were there any nuts in that food

食物里是不是有坚果啊

I don't think so Why Well

应该没有怎么了

just a feeling

就是有不祥的感觉

It just said "Italian sub "

它就叫意大利三明治

I had no idea mortadella has pistachios in it

我没想到意大利香辣肠里会有开心果

Interesting fact

有意思小知识

In Italian the "Morta" In "Mortadella" means death

在意大利语中意辣肠的前半段有死亡的意思

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I didn't say "fun" fact I'm not a monster

我可没说"有趣"小知识我又不是冷血怪物

He's gonna be okay

他不会有事的

Now it's a fun fact

现在就是有趣小知识了

Boy stuff like this really puts things in perspective

天啊这种事情真能让人更理智看问题

Why are you dressed like that

你为什么穿成这样子

Oh uh Howard thought it'd be funny

霍华德骗我这是个换装派对

to tell me it was a costume party

他觉得看我出糗很有意思

That wasn't nice

这太坏了吧

No but he almost died so we're cool

不过他差点死了我们扯平了

You know if you think about it tonight was kind of like

仔细想一想其实今晚就像

a real life Game of Thrones

现实版的《权力的游戏》

How

怎么会

Well Howard eating that pistachio

霍华德吃下开心果

was like when King Joffrey got poisoned

就像乔佛里被毒死那幕

Okay well that was murder this was an accident

可那是谋杀这是意外

Okay

好的

But you using Sheldon to do your dirty work

可你利用谢尔顿去干那些肮脏勾当

is like when Cersei used the King's Guard to do her bidding

正像瑟后利用御林铁卫执行她的命令一样

Cersei uses her body to manipulate men

瑟后是靠卖肉操控男人

Penny just takes me to The LEGO store

佩妮只是带我去了乐高店

Okay Oh how about this

好的那这个呢

Stuart's dressed like a brother of the Night's Watch

斯图尔特穿得像个守夜人的兄弟

and they don't have sex

而他们没女人睡

There you go That's true

-说得好 -没有错

Fair enough

没瑕疵

You all right I'm fine

-你没事吧 -没事

Just a little embarrassed I had to be carried down the stairs

就是觉得被人像抱婴儿一样抱下楼

like a baby

有点丢人

Thanks

谢了

Let's get out of here

我们走吧

That was scary

太吓人了

Well the important thing is

重点是

I said that big sandwich would ruin everything

我说过那个三明治会毁了一切的

and I was right

被我言中了吧

Hey Jon Snow

琼恩·雪诺

How come your horse has a basket on it

你的马上怎么还有个篮子

How come your head has your face on it

你的脑袋上怎么还有张脸

They don't wear bicycle helmets in Game of Thrones

《权力的游戏》里可不会戴自行车头盔

You're thematically inaccurate

虽然你装扮有瑕疵

but I applaud your commitment to safety

但我为你的安全意识点赞

Don't you guys have anything better to do

你们就没别的正经事可干了吗

Better than watching a guy in a fur cloak

比看一个穿皮草斗篷的人

ride a girl's bike Nope

骑妇女车还重要的事吗没有

That's it

够了

you just lost bathroom privileges at the comic book store

你们刚刚失去了漫画店里的厕所特权

Horse has a basket on it Stupid

有篮子的马一群傻子

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard Leonard

莱纳德莱纳德

What

干嘛

I never got to ask my question about Batman

我还一直没机会问你那个蝙蝠人的问题

What is it

什么问题

If Batman were bitten by a radioactive Man Bat

如果蝙蝠人被一个放射性的人蝠咬了后

and then fought crime disguised as Man Bat

然后穿成人蝠的样子去打击犯罪

would he be Man Bat Man Bat Man

那他是人蝠人蝠人吗

or simply Man Bat Man Bat Batman

还是人蝠人蝠蝙蝠人

Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Man Bat suit

他在人蝠装的底下还穿着蝙蝠人装吗

I'll be back

容我思考一下再回来