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I
have
a
question
about
Batman.
我有个跟蝙蝠人有关的问题
Batman
is
a
man
who
dresses
up
like
a
bat.
蝙蝠人是个穿得像蝙蝠的人
Man
bat
is
a
part
man
part
bat
hybrid.
人蝠是半人半蝙蝠的混种生物
Now
if
Man
Bat
dressed
up
as
a
man
to
fight
crime
如果人蝠打扮成人去打击犯罪
would
he
be
Man
Batman
那他会变成人蝙蝠人吗
No
he'd
be
Bat
Man
Bat.
不会 他会变蝙蝠人蝠
But
wouldn't
Man
Batman
just
be
a
Batman
但是人蝙蝠人不应该是蝙蝠人
that
was
bitten
by
a
radioactive
man
被放射性人类咬过之后的样子吗
才获得类似蜘蛛般的能力
如蜘蛛人就是被放射性蜘蛛咬过后
But
Batman
is
a
man.
但蝙蝠人本来就是人啊
You're
talking
about
a
man
who
would
have
the
powers
of
a
man.
你刚才说人被赋予人的能力
That's
just
Man
Man.
就像是人类吃了人人果实
Well
isn't
Man
Man
just
man
但人人其实不就是人而已吗
But
what
if
Man
Man
dressed
as
a
bat
但要是人人穿成像蝙蝠呢
Well
that's
just
Batman.
那就是蝙蝠人啊
No
if
a
man
dresses
as
a
bat
不对 一个人穿上蝙蝠装
that's
Batman
but
if
Man
Man
dresses
as
a
bat
那是蝙蝠人 但如果是人人穿上蝙蝠装
that's
Batman
Man.
那就是蝙蝠人人
So
does
that
answer
your
question
这样算回答了你的问题吗
Oh
I
haven't
asked
it
yet.
我还没问我的问题呢
Oh
that's
Claire.
Got
to
run.
是克莱尔 我得先走了
I
thought
you
were
back
with
Emily.
我还以为你跟艾米丽复合了呢
Uh
actually
I'm...
seeing
both
of
them.
其实我... 同时在跟她们交往[看]
You
mean
like
through
their
window
from
behind
a
bush
你是指躲在她们窗外草丛偷看的"看"吗
No
I'm
actually
dating
two
women.
不是 我是指同时跟两个女生交往
Later.
回头见
Really
不是吧
The
guy
who
for
years
couldn't
even
talk
to
women
这多少年来不敢跟女人说话的人
is
suddenly
going
out
with
two
of
them
居然突然就开始脚踏两条船
How
is
that
possible
I
know.
-这怎么可能 -对啊
Scientists
have
tried
to
reproduce
it
with
computational
models
科学家一直试图用计算模型模拟这件事
but
in
each
case
the
world
blows
up.
但所有尝试中 最后世界都会爆炸
Seriously
that
guy's
dating
two
women
说真的 这家伙居然能享齐人之福
What
why
did
you
get
a
party
sub
你为什么买了一个派对潜艇堡
People
are
coming
over
it
looked
fun.
大家要来玩 这样感觉有意思啊
Well
we're
only
watching
Game
of
Thrones.
我们只是要一起看《权力的游戏》
A
party
sub
implies
it's
a
party.
但派对潜艇堡意味着会有派对
Your
attendance
implies
it's
not.
但你会出席已意味着不会有派对
I
like
a
party
as
much
as
the
next
man
我喜欢派对的程度与一个普通人无异
as
long
as
the
next
man
doesn't
like
a
party.
前提是这普通人并不喜欢派对
Oh
by
the
way
don't
forget
对了 你别忘了
tomorrow
is
our
quarterly
Roommate
Agreement
meeting.
明天是我们的室友协议季度大会
Oh
Sheldon
we
don't
need
a
meeting
every
three
months.
谢尔顿 我们不需要每三个月就开一次会吧
Well
it
sounds
like
the
kind
of
thing
one
would
bring
up
你这个提议感觉就很值得
at
a
quarterly
Roommate
Agreement
meeting.
在明天的季度大会上提出呢
Lucky
for
you
it's
tomorrow.
你真走运 会议刚好在明天
Oh
you
know
what
I'm
not
going.
我告诉你 我是不会参加的
Well
you
have
to
go.
你必须得参加
It's
Penny's
first
time
leading
the
Pledge
of
Allegiance.
明天是佩妮首次主持效忠宣誓呢
This
meeting
is
a
waste
of
time.
这个会议根本就是浪费时间
Whether
we
make
the
switch
比如决定要不要
from
Post
Raisin
Bran
to
Kellogg's
Raisin
Bran
从早餐谷物产品A换到产品B这种事
should
not
require
parliamentary
procedure.
不需要经过议会程序来定好吗
You
realize
one
of
them
has
sugar
on
the
raisins.
你知道其中一款里的葡萄干上有糖吧
You're
the
only
one
who
eats
them
反正都是你一个人吃啊
And
yet
you
get
to
weigh
in.
而你居然有幸能提出意见呢
Democracy
it's
pretty
cool
isn't
it
民主 就是这么酷 对吧
I'm
not
going
you
can't
make
me.
我不参加 你也逼不了我
Well
we'll
just
see
about
that.
那我们就走着瞧
What
is
the
problem
怎么啦怎么啦
He
says
he's
not
coming
to
the
Roommate
Agreement
meeting
tomorrow.
他说明天不来参加室友协议季度大会
Well
why
the
hell
did
I
memorize
the
Pledge
那我不是白背了效忠宣誓词吗
You
have
fun.
I
will
not
be
attending.
祝玩得愉快 我反正不参加
Oh
fine.
We
don't
have
to
have
行啊 你要是不想参加
a
Roommate
Agreement
meeting
if
you
don't
want
to.
我们以后可以不办室友协议季度大会啊
Thank
you.
Of
course
it
will
require
a
vote.
-谢谢 -但这件事需要经过投票表决
Unfortunately
my
official
gavel
is
in
my
bedroom
遗憾的是 我的正式木槌放在房间里
but
luckily
I
have
my
travel
gavel.
但好在我的旅游随身木槌在这
You're
being
ridiculous.
你是在耍白痴
There's
a
motion
on
the
floor
"I'm
ridiculous."
有一个动议"谢尔顿是在耍白痴"
Do
we
have
a
second
有人附议吗
There
is
no
second.
无人附议
The
motion
is
denied.
动议驳回
Next
time
make
sure
you
have
the
votes
first.
下次请确保有人会投票
That
was
embarrassing.
刚才也太丢人了
Can
you
please
talk
to
him
你能跟他说说吗
Well
why
are
you
fighting
him
on
this
你为什么要跟他争这事啊
Because
I
am
tired
of
him
always
getting
his
way.
因为我受够了什么事都得顺他意
We
don't
need
a
stupid
meeting.
我们又不需要这傻逼大会
We
don't
even
need
a
Roommate
Agreement
我们甚至都不需要狗屁《室友协议》
and
I
hope
that
sandwich
does
cause
a
party
而且我还真希望这潜艇堡能招来派对呢
Well
I
will
still
come
to
your
meeting.
我还是会来参加你的大会
Well
I
should
hope
so.
Tomorrow's
picture
day.
希望如此啊 明天可是拍照日
Why
are
you
taking
his
side
你为什么站他那边啊
Because
it's
important
to
him
因为这事对他很重要
and
when
we
signed
the
Roommate
Agreement
we
made
a
deal.
我们签署《室友协议》时 就同意了这事啊
Y
You
keep
talking
like
that
you're
gonna
make
color
guard.
你再这么讲话 很快就要荣升扛旗者了
Man
I'm
worn
out.
I
know.
-天啊 我真是心力交瘁 -对啊
Imagine
if
we
were
actually
moving.
想象一下如果真像游戏里那么跑动
No
it's
just
ever
since
I
started
dating
不是啦 我是说自从我开始
Claire
and
Emily
at
the
same
time
it's
exhausting.
跟克莱尔和艾米丽同时交往 真是精疲力尽啊
You're
exhausted
你这就精疲力尽啦
Try
folding
every
five
pages
in
a
pregnancy
book
等你试过孕妇书里每五页就折个角
so
your
wife
thinks
you
read
it.
好让你老婆觉得你有读 你才知道累
But
dude
you're
so
lucky.
但兄弟 你很幸运了
Getting
to
stay
home
at
night
with
the
woman
you
love.
每晚能在家与你相爱的女人共度
I
guess
I
am
lucky.
我的确很幸运
You
are
because
dating
two
women
没错 如果你同时和两个女人约会
I
mean
I
can't
even
remember
我是说 我都不记得
the
last
time
I
slept
in
my
own
apartment.
上一次我睡在自己家是何年何月了
I
wake
up
and
I'm
like
"Am
I
at
Claire's
or
am
I
at
Emily's
我每天醒来就想 "这是克莱尔还是艾米丽家
Is
there
a
third
girl
I've
forgotten
about
"
还是某个我想不起芳名的新妞家"
Like...
就像是
"Where
am
I
"
"我在谁家香闺啊"
Hey
Raj.
拉杰
Hey
how's
the
mommy
to
be
准妈咪 你还好吗
Good.
A
little
tired.
还好 有点小累
I
feel
you.
I've
been
dating
multiple
women.
我感同身受 我最近和好几个妹子约会来着
You
sure
you
don't
want
to
come
watch
Game
of
Thrones
with
us
你确定不跟我们一起看《权力的游戏》吗
You
guys
have
fun.
你们自己慢慢看
I'm
just
gonna
snuggle
up
in
bed
with
a
book.
我去床上窝着看书就好
Oh
that
sounds
great
a
bed
to
yourself.
听起来好爽啊 一个人独占一张床
Can't
even
remember
what
that's
like.
我都想不起那种感觉是什么样了
Are
you
up
to
date
on
Game
of
Thrones
你熟悉最新的《权力的游戏》剧情吗
Mm
I
think
so.
应该是吧
Dragons
snow
zombies
龙呀 雪僵尸啊
and
all
the
hot
guys
are
dead.
还有凡是长得帅的家伙都死了
Oh
I
don't
know.
这我可不确定了
Theon
Greyjoy
looks
pretty
good
席恩·葛雷乔伊的长相
for
a
guy
who
had
his
genitals
cut
off.
对于没了小弟弟的人来说 相当不错了
Uh
oh
somebody's
still
pouting.
哎哟喂 有人还在闹小情绪呢
Leave
me
alone.
别管我
If
it's
because
you
lost
a
stick
如果是因为掉了一根"小棒子"
I
know
where
it
went.
我知道它在哪里
Not
funny.
一点也不好笑
You
know
you're
gonna
make
up
with
him.
明知道会和好
Can
we
just
skip
to
that
part
就不能直接跳到握手言和的那刻吗
Oh
of
course
because
I'm
the
only
adult
around
here.
对 因为我是这里唯一一个成熟的人
Really
The
only
adult
真的吗 唯一成熟的人
Yeah
that's
right.
没错
Tonight
I'll
be
watching
a
show
rated
M.A.
今晚我要看的节目可是标识为M.A.的
and
that
stands
for
"Mature
Audiences
"
buster.
意思是成年观众 你个小屁孩
All
right
you
would
think
"the
only
adult"
"唯一成熟的人"可不会因为
wouldn't
let
something
silly
ruin
our
entire
night.
一些蠢事而破坏别人整晚的情绪
And
I'd
think
you'd
understand
why
I'm
annoyed.
我还以为你会理解我不爽的原因呢
All
this
could
be
avoided
if
you'd
just
come
to
the
meeting.
只要你来参加大会 不就没这些事了吗
I
don't
want
to.
人家不想参加
Oh
it's
just
a
meeting.
只是一个大会而已
One
simple
meeting.
Stop
saying
"meeting"
-一个简单的大会 -不要再提大会两个字了
Meeting
meeting
bo
beeting
大会 大会 三四五六七
Banana
fana
fo
feeting
你不想听 我却偏要提
Fee
fi
mo
meeting...
大灰 打毁 答慧
I
brought
my
famous
spinach
dip.
我带来了我的招牌菠菜蘸酱
Yo
Amy
just
one
second.
艾米 等一下
Meeting.
大会
I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
hoping
for
a
boy
or
a
girl.
我不知道自己想要个儿子还是女儿
I
mean
if
it's
a
boy
如果生的是儿子
I'm
gonna
have
to
teach
him
to
play
catch.
我就得教他玩接投球
Which
means
I'm
gonna
have
to
Google
"How
to
play
catch."
那我就得上网去查怎么玩接投球
If
it's
a
girl
I
mean...
如果生的是女儿
they're
so
innocent
and...
她们那么天真无邪
you
know
how
guys
are.
而你知道男人都是什么鬼样子
Totally
guys
are
the
worst.
真的 男人都不是好东西
I
mean
look
at
me.
看看我
I
let
Emily
make
me
a
frittata
我让艾米丽给我做了意大利烘蛋
and
I
kept
the
leftovers
in
Claire's
fridge
that
night.
然后把吃剩的留在克莱尔的冰箱里
I'm
such
a
dog.
我真是个渣男
There
you
go
again.
你又来了
I'm
sorry
have
I
been
complaining
about
it
too
much
抱歉 我是不是抱怨得太多了
Actually
what
you're
doing
is
pretending
to
complain
其实你现在是在假抱怨
but
really
trying
to
brag.
真显摆
How
could
you
say
that
你怎么能这么说
"Oh
I
wish
could
enjoy
a
cup
of
tea
"人家真希望可以安静喝完一杯茶
without
a
naked
girl
bouncing
up
and
down
on
me."
而没有裸女在我身上跳来跳去"
I
never
said
that.
我从未说过这话
"Don't
you
hate
it
when
you
can't
remember
whose
bra
it
is
"人家记不得掉在沙发里的胸罩到底是谁的
you
found
wedged
in
your
couch
"
真是好讨厌哦"
Okay
that
I
said.
好吧 这话我说过
But
that's
a
real
problem
但这是真实的问题啊
You
give
a
girl
another
woman's
bra
你把一个妹子的胸罩给了另一妹子
and
you
will
not
be
having
sex
with
her
that
night.
你那晚上就别想和那妹子滚床单了
Maybe
the
other
girl
but
not
her.
也许还能和另一个妹子睡 但这妹子绝对没戏
What's
going
on
with
him
他怎么了
Oh
he's
all
bent
out
of
shape
他为了参不参加
about
having
a
Roommate
Agreement
meeting.
室友协议大会而闹别扭呢
Apparently
perfect
attendance
isn't
cool
anymore.
这年头完美出勤率貌似不够酷炫了
Don't
worry
he'll
come
around.
别担心 他会想明白的
Well
I
get
why
he's
annoyed.
我能理解他为什么不高兴
Well
then
you
don't
understand
what's
happening.
那是你不明白到底是怎么回事
See...
你看
Leonard
refused
to
participate
莱纳德拒绝出席
in
a
mandatory
quarterly
Roommate
Agreement
meeting.
一个强制性的室友协议季度大会
This
is
what
a
generation
raised
on
Bart
Simpson
looks
like.
这就是以巴特·辛普森为榜样养育下一代的恶果
《辛普森一家》中的叛逆儿子
You
love
The
Simpsons.
你明明自己也爱看《辛普森一家》
I
love
Lisa
Simpson.
人家喜欢的是丽莎·辛普森
《辛普森一家》中的聪明女儿
Well
I
know
how
he
feels.
我能理解他的感受
I
never
enjoyed
our
Relationship
Agreement
meetings.
我就不喜欢咱俩的恋爱协议大会
Wait.
等等
You
were
pretending
你之前都是假装的吗
Sorry.
抱歉
No
不可能
I
don't
believe
you.
I
could
tell.
我不相信 我能分清真假
"Oh
Sheldon
"哇 谢尔顿
I
never
thought
re
filing
a
matter
我从未想过在常务委员会里
in
a
standing
subcommittee
could
be
so
fascinating."
重审一个议题会如此让人目眩神迷"
Hmm
what
do
you
think
你觉得这是真是假
You
don't
know
你分不清吗
Hey
did
I
say
something
to
upset
you
我是不是说了什么惹你不高兴了
No
I'm
fine.
没有 我没事
Really
Because
usually
we
walk
side
by
side
是吗 因为通常我们都肩并肩一起上楼
and
I
just
went
up
two
flights
of
stairs
而今天我爬了两层楼梯
staring
at
your
bottom.
都是跟在后面盯着你的屁股
Just
drop
it.
消停会儿吧
Okay
I
think
I
see
what's
happening
here.
好吧 我知道是怎么回事了
You're
jealous
of
me.
你嫉妒我
Oh
please.
拜托
What
could
you
possibly
have
that
I
would
be
jealous
of
你有什么好让我嫉妒的
It's
not
what
I
have
不是我有什么
it's
how
many
people
I'm
having
it
with.
而是我跟多少人一起"分享"
Come
on
Sheldon
we'll
watch
Game
of
Thrones
over
here.
走吧 谢尔顿 我们去对面看
Gladly.
乐意之极
Oh
good
go.
You
know
it'll
be
nice
to
好啊 走吧 我高兴还来不及呢
watch
an
episode
without
someone
saying
终于看剧的时候没人在旁边说
"I
read
the
books.
"我看过原著
Don't
get
too
fond
of
this
character."
别太喜欢上这个角色"
It's
not
always
because
they
die.
不全是因为他们会死啊
In
one
case
it's
because
they've
become
involved
举个例子 某角色是因为跟
with
underground
tree
people
from
the
dawn
of
time.
太古之初就有的地下的森林之子扯上关系
Yeah
but
I
won't
say
who
it
is.
是的 但我不会说是谁
It's
Bran
是布兰
Wait
what
is
going
on
发生什么事了
Leonard's
being
a
jerk
so
we're
gonna
watch
over
here
莱纳德是个混球 所以我们要在这边看剧
Do
you
guys
want
to
watch
with
us
你们俩想跟我们一起看吗
As
long
as
I
don't
have
to
watch
with
him.
只要不跟他一起看就行
Fine
I
don't
want
to
watch
with
you
either.
好啊 我也不想跟你一起看
I'll
go
over
here.
我去那边
Why
do
you
get
to
pick
凭什么你来选
Okay
then
you
go
there
好 那你去那边好啦
Don't
tell
me
where
to
go
老子爱去哪儿就去哪儿
Howard
just
come
in
here.
霍华德 你快进来吧
Yeah
come
on
Raj.
来这边 拉杰
Wait
did
Amy
make
her
spinach
dip
慢着 艾米有做菠菜蘸酱吗
She
did.
做了
And
I'm
gonna
eat
it
all
老子会帮你吃光光
So
what
the
hell
happened
到底发生什么事了
Oh
I
just
ran
out
of
patience
with
Sheldon's
nonsense.
我对谢尔顿的胡闹失去了耐心
Tell
me
about
it.
I've
had
it
with
Raj
too.
深有同感 我也受够拉杰了
You
know
like
women
其实男人像女人一样
men
have
a
monthly
hormone
cycle.
每个月也会有荷尔蒙变化周期
Dips
in
testosterone
can
cause
irritability.
睾丸激素的下降会导致男人易怒
Interesting.
有意思
Maybe
my
male
cycle
synced
up
或许我的男性周期刚好
with
Raj's
actual
period.
跟拉杰的女性经期同步了
If
Sheldon's
testosterone
dipped
he'd
become
a
butterfly.
如果谢尔顿的睾丸激素下降 他要变成蝴蝶了
Maybe
someone's
here
to
apologize.
可能有人上门赔礼道歉了
Hey
Leonard.
莱纳德
Stuart.
斯图尔特
Is
this
not
a
dress
up
party
这不是换装派对吗
No.
不是
Was
it
ever
a
dress
up
party
从一开始就不是换装派对吗
No.
不是
Howard
didn't
you
tell
me
it
was
a
dress
up
party
霍华德 你是不是告诉我这是换装派对
Yeah.
是的
I
was
told
this
is
where
to
go
if
I'm
mad
at
Howard.
据说如果不爽霍华德 就应该来这边
May
I
take
your
cloak
我帮您把斗篷挂起来吧
Thanks.
谢谢
This
thing
kept
getting
caught
in
the
chain
of
my
bike.
这玩意一直被卷进我自行车的链条里
Well
I'll
catch
you
up.
我来给你说明一下情况
Uh
Penny
is
angry
at
Leonard
Leonard's
angry
at
me
and
Penny
佩妮不爽莱纳德 莱纳德不爽我和佩妮
I'm
angry
at
Leonard
and
Amy
我不爽莱纳德和艾米
Raj
is
angry
at
Howard
拉杰不爽霍华德
and
I'm
angry
at
George
R.R.
Martin
我不爽乔治·R·R·马丁
《权力的游戏》的原著作者
'cause
there
are
no
new
books
for
me
to
spoil
for
Leonard.
因为他不出新书 害我不能跟莱纳德剧透
So
what
happened
with
you
and
Howard
你和霍华德怎么了
Says
I
was
talking
too
much
about
dating
Claire
and
Emily
他嫌我不停说跟克莱尔和艾米丽约会的事
and
I
accused
him
of
being
jealous.
我说他就是嫉妒我
I'm
jealous.
我也嫉妒你
Closest
I've
come
to
dating
two
women
我最接近跟两个女人约会的一次
was
that
time
I
dated
one
woman.
就是我跟一个女人约会的那次
I
don't
know
how
you
put
up
with
it.
真不知道你怎么受得了他
He's
impossible.
I
mean
holding
a
meeting
他简直有病 居然开个会
to
decide
what
breakfast
cereal
we
should
buy.
来决定我们该买哪个早餐麦片
Yeah.
Cap'n
Crunch
with
Crunch
Berries
move
on.
有脆浆果的那款脆脆船长麦片 行了
Anyway
Amy
thank
you
for
sticking
up
for
me.
总之 艾米 谢谢你挺我
Oh
I
honestly
couldn't
care
less.
老实说 我完全不在乎这事
Sorry
我没听错吧
Well
I
just
took
your
side
'cause
sometimes
I
get
annoyed
我挺你是因为有时我不爽
at
how
close
Sheldon
and
Penny
are.
佩妮和谢尔顿的关系那么亲近
Well
they
argue
all
the
time.
他们吵个不停好吗
They
aren't
that
close.
没有很亲啦
Who's
always
comforting
him
when
he's
upset
是谁总在他不高兴时安慰他
Penny
but...
Who's
the
only
one
-佩妮 可... -是谁
who
can
make
him
take
his
medicine
when
he's
sick
能让他生病时把药吃下去
I
try
to
hide
it
in
his
peanut
butter
我试过把药藏进他的花生酱里
but
he
spits
it
out.
但他吐了出来
Okay.
好吧
And
did
you
know
she
has
him
add
things
to
the
Roommate
Agreement
那你知道佩妮让他在《室友协议》里加了条款
so
she
can
get
her
way
and
not
fight
with
you
about
it
让她既能得到想要的 又不用跟你吵架吗
Son
of
a
bitch.
这个贱人
Why
is
that
funny
你乐什么
I
don't
know.
I
like
the
pain
of
others.
不知道 我喜欢幸灾乐祸
Oh
then
you'll
enjoy
this.
那你对这个肯定喜闻乐见
Bernadette
does
the
same
thing
with
you
and
Koothrappali.
伯纳黛特对你和库萨帕里也是一样的
No
she
doesn't.
她才没有
She
defends
him
all
the
time.
她总是替他说话
She
does
not.
她才没有
Who
told
you
to
stop
making
all
those
Gandhi
jokes
about
him
是谁告诉你 不要再对他开甘地玩笑的
Well
she
did.
是她
And
human
resources.
还有人力资源部
Who
do
you
think
told
Koothrappali
to
go
to
human
resources
你觉得是谁让库萨帕里去人力资源部投诉
Son
of
a
bitch.
这个贱人
You're
right
it
feels
good.
你说得对 的确挺乐的
All
right
it's
almost
game
time.
好了 游戏时间马上到了
Get
it
懂没
Game
of
Thrones
game
time
《权利的游戏》 "游戏"时间
Two
women
huh
这也能俩女友啊
Oh
perhaps
it's
Amy
coming
to
her
senses.
可能是艾米脑子终于转过来了
What's
up
什么事
You
know
you
don't
need
to
use
Sheldon
to
get
your
way
with
me
其实你没必要利用谢尔顿
in
a
dumb
Roommate
Agreement.
在愚蠢的《室友协议》里搞定我
Where'd
you
get
that
from
谁告诉你的
From
Amy.
艾米
Ugh.
Amy
why
did
you
tell
him
that
艾米 你为什么告诉他
Because
you
were
defending
Sheldon
like
you
always
do.
因为你总是替谢尔顿说话
I
don't
always
defend
Sheldon.
我没有总替谢尔顿说话
Oh
yes
you
do.
You
know
you
have
a
weird
你有 你知道你自己对他有
brother
sister
Elliott
E.T.
Relationship
with
him.
诡异的姐弟加埃利奥特与ET情感
与E.T.感情深厚的男主角
埃利奥特是电影《E.T.外星人》中
What
about
your
weird
relationship
with
him
那你对他的诡异情感呢
That's
different.
那不一样
I'm
like
the
little
girl
in
Poltergeist
我就像是鬼片里不怕死的小女孩
and
he's
the
creepy
thing
in
the
TV.
而他就是电视里的那个妖魔鬼怪
Um
guys
各位
Were
there
any
nuts
in
that
food
食物里是不是有坚果啊
I
don't
think
so.
Why
Well...
应该没有 怎么了
just
a
feeling.
就是有不祥的感觉
It
just
said
"Italian
sub."
它就叫意大利三明治
I
had
no
idea
mortadella
has
pistachios
in
it.
我没想到意大利香辣肠里会有开心果
Interesting
fact
有意思小知识
In
Italian
the
"Morta"
In
"Mortadella"
means
death.
在意大利语中 意辣肠的前半段有死亡的意思
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
I
didn't
say
"fun"
fact.
I'm
not
a
monster.
我可没说"有趣"小知识 我又不是冷血怪物
He's
gonna
be
okay.
他不会有事的
Now
it's
a
fun
fact.
现在就是有趣小知识了
Boy
stuff
like
this
really
puts
things
in
perspective.
天啊 这种事情真能让人更理智看问题
Why
are
you
dressed
like
that
你为什么穿成这样子
Oh
uh
Howard
thought
it'd
be
funny
霍华德骗我这是个换装派对
to
tell
me
it
was
a
costume
party.
他觉得看我出糗很有意思
That
wasn't
nice.
这太坏了吧
No
but
he
almost
died
so
we're
cool.
不过他差点死了 我们扯平了
You
know
if
you
think
about
it
tonight
was
kind
of
like
仔细想一想 其实今晚就像
a
real
life
Game
of
Thrones.
现实版的《权力的游戏》
How
怎么会
Well
Howard
eating
that
pistachio
霍华德吃下开心果
was
like
when
King
Joffrey
got
poisoned.
就像乔佛里被毒死那幕
Okay
well
that
was
murder
this
was
an
accident.
可那是谋杀 这是意外
Okay.
好的
But
you
using
Sheldon
to
do
your
dirty
work
可你利用谢尔顿去干那些肮脏勾当
is
like
when
Cersei
used
the
King's
Guard
to
do
her
bidding.
正像瑟后利用御林铁卫执行她的命令一样
Cersei
uses
her
body
to
manipulate
men.
瑟后是靠卖肉操控男人
Penny
just
takes
me
to
The
LEGO
store.
佩妮只是带我去了乐高店
Okay.
Oh
how
about
this
好的 那这个呢
Stuart's
dressed
like
a
brother
of
the
Night's
Watch
斯图尔特穿得像个守夜人的兄弟
and
they
don't
have
sex.
而他们没女人睡
There
you
go.
That's
true.
-说得好 -没有错
Fair
enough.
没瑕疵
You
all
right
I'm
fine.
-你没事吧 -没事
Just
a
little
embarrassed
I
had
to
be
carried
down
the
stairs
就是觉得被人像抱婴儿一样抱下楼
like
a
baby.
有点丢人
Thanks.
谢了
Let's
get
out
of
here.
我们走吧
That
was
scary.
太吓人了
Well
the
important
thing
is
重点是
I
said
that
big
sandwich
would
ruin
everything
我说过那个三明治会毁了一切的
and
I
was
right.
被我言中了吧
Hey
Jon
Snow
琼恩·雪诺
How
come
your
horse
has
a
basket
on
it
你的马上怎么还有个篮子
How
come
your
head
has
your
face
on
it
你的脑袋上怎么还有张脸
They
don't
wear
bicycle
helmets
in
Game
of
Thrones.
《权力的游戏》里可不会戴自行车头盔
You're
thematically
inaccurate
虽然你装扮有瑕疵
but
I
applaud
your
commitment
to
safety.
但我为你的安全意识点赞
Don't
you
guys
have
anything
better
to
do
你们就没别的正经事可干了吗
Better
than
watching
a
guy
in
a
fur
cloak
比看一个穿皮草斗篷的人
ride
a
girl's
bike
Nope.
骑妇女车还重要的事吗 没有
That's
it
够了
you
just
lost
bathroom
privileges
at
the
comic
book
store.
你们刚刚失去了漫画店里的厕所特权
Horse
has
a
basket
on
it.
Stupid...
有篮子的马 一群傻子
Leonard.
莱纳德
Leonard.
Leonard.
莱纳德 莱纳德
What
干嘛
I
never
got
to
ask
my
question
about
Batman.
我还一直没机会问你那个蝙蝠人的问题
What
is
it
什么问题
If
Batman
were
bitten
by
a
radioactive
Man
Bat
如果蝙蝠人被一个放射性的人蝠咬了后
and
then
fought
crime
disguised
as
Man
Bat
然后穿成人蝠的样子去打击犯罪
would
he
be
Man
Bat
Man
Bat
Man
那他是人蝠人蝠人吗
or
simply
Man
Bat
Man
Bat
Batman
还是人蝠人蝠蝙蝠人
Is
he
still
wearing
the
Batman
suit
under
the
Man
Bat
suit
他在人蝠装的底下还穿着蝙蝠人装吗
I'll
be
back.
容我思考一下再回来
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