生活大爆炸-S11E13_生活大爆炸

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Hey Look what I got everybody

看看我给大家带什么来了

Newspapers

报纸吗

Did you find a portal back to the 1990s

你是找到回90年代的传送门了吗

No If he had that he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC

不是如果他有这能耐早就回去阻止

from breaking up

超级男孩的解散了

Oh please I'm glad they broke up

拜托我很庆幸他们解散了

Otherwise Justin would never have brought sexy back

不然成员贾斯丁就不会让"性感回归[作品]"了

One thing you can't get on an iPad

有一种平板电脑没有的东西

the smell of ink and paper

墨水和纸张的味道

One more reason iPads are better

又多了一个平板电脑更好的理由

They reviewed my planetarium show

他们评论了我的天文台节目

Yeah It's on page three of the Arts and Leisure section

就在艺术与休闲版的第三页

Oh look they still have Far Side

看居然还有刊登知名讽刺漫画《远端》

Oh I don't get that one

这个笑话我没懂

Oh he's pushing when he should be pulling

他应该是要拉而不是推

I don't think he belongs in that gifted school then

那我觉得他不应该去上那家天才学校

What are you doing Making a boat

-你在干嘛 -折纸船

When I was a kid my dad showed me how

我小时候我爸教我折的

Boy you'll do anything to avoid reading

天啊为了逃避阅读你真是花样百出

Guys it's under "Things to do this weekend "

各位是在"周末可做的活动"栏位里

I can't find it What does it say

我找不到啊写了什么

That it's a thing to do this weekend

说值得周末去看一下

That's great Raj Congratulations

很棒啊拉杰恭喜你啊

You know while we're bragging

趁着在互相显摆

The Journal of Prosthetic Medicine

《假体医学期刊》

just wrote up the project that Howard and I are working on

报道了我跟霍华德一起合作的项目呢

Well you didn't tell me that

你没跟我说过啊

Oh it just came out It's just a little blurb

才刚出啦就一小段而已

Oh well good for you

恭喜你啊

You know Bert and I have started isolating zircons

我跟伯特也开始了从陨石中

from meteorites for our dark matter search

孤立出皓石来进行暗物质的研究

Oh Well how nice

很棒啊

Everyone's doing impressive work

大家最近的工作都好棒棒啊

What have you been working on these days

那你最近都在做些什么研究呢

Whoa whoa Where'd that come from

哎哟喂这一枪是从哪打来的

Where did what come from

什么枪是哪里打来

I try to be supportive

我尽量地支持大家

and you break out the hot lights and the rubber hose

你却直接对我严刑逼供

I just asked what you've been working on

我只是问了你最近在研究什么

Oh my God let it go

要命了别问了好吗

Do you believe this guy

你看这人

I did it

我成功啦

See It's a it's a boat

看到没是一艘船

It's also a hat

还是一顶帽子呢

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第十三集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180208

Okay how do you want to play this

来吧你想怎么来

Do you want to pretend like nothing's bothering you

是假装你没有任何烦心事

and blow up later or do you just want to be

然后之后突然爆发还是你干脆一点

a maniac right now

现在就开始发疯

Nothing is bothering me

我没有烦心事啊

Fine Be that way

行那就这么着

If you want to talk I'll be flushing my sinuses

但如果你想聊我就在旁边洗鼻子

Wait

等等

I have a confession

我有件事想坦白

When I berated Leonard

当我怒斥莱纳德时

it was a clever ruse to conceal the fact

其实那是我巧妙地掩盖

that I'm not working on anything

我最近屁事儿都没干的烟幕弹

Well I think I speak for everyone

我觉得我的话能代表大家的心声

when I say "No "

那就是"真的假的"

The truth is I have nothing of interest to pursue

其实我最近没有任何感兴趣的项目

Well maybe this is the perfect opportunity

或许现在是个很棒的机会

to take some time for yourself and refocus

来沉淀自己重新找到方向

I'm sure you'll find something you're excited about

我相信你一定能找到你感兴趣的研究方向

Thank you Amy

谢谢你艾米

I don't know what I'd do without you

没有你我真不知道该怎么办

Hey can I stay here Sheldon kicked me out

我能待在这里吗谢尔顿把我踢出来了

Well is everything okay

没事吧

Yeah He just wants some alone time to work

没事啦他只是想独处做些工作

Fine Make yourself at home

那好当自己家吧

Yeah We were just about to watch a little TV

对啊我们正打算看点电视节目

You're welcome to join us

欢迎你跟我们一起看啊

Thanks I'll be right with you

谢谢我马上过来看

I just have to uh do my neti pot

等我先洗一下鼻子就行

So what are you guys gonna watch

你们打算看什么呢

Okay

好了

Hey uh what do you think we should open our show with

你觉得我们开场应该用哪首歌

Uh "Thor and Doctor Jones"

"雷神索尔与博士琼斯"

or "Let's Get Astrophysical"

还是"更太空物理[亲密]点吧"

I don't know I think we should start with something

不知道了我觉得开场应该用

that gets them up on their feet

会让他们站起来的热血歌曲

Maybe "Sherlock Around the Clock "

或许"马不停蹄夏洛克"吧

Great yeah Uh let's give it a try

不错有道理来试试

Halley's napping Keep it down

哈雷在午睡小声点

Oh Right Sorry

好对不起

It's cool We don't need volume to rock

没事我们摇滚不靠大声

Instead of blowing the roof off this place

不用把屋顶嗨到掀飞

we can gently lift it off

我们就温柔地举起屋顶

and set it quietly down in the backyard

再轻轻将它放到后院

Okay

好

One two three four

一二三四

Holmes said to Watson

福尔摩斯对华生说话

On Baker Street

在他们贝克街

Come on Doctor

出发吧医生

Time to move them feet

是时候该出发了

Sing it with us

跟我们一起唱

Sherlock Sherlock

夏洛克夏洛克

Sherlock around the clock

马不停蹄夏洛克

We can't hear you

再唱大声点

Sherlock Sherlock

夏洛克夏洛克

Sherlock around the clock

马不停蹄夏洛克

Nice going

干得漂亮啊

Sorry Sorry I'll get her

对不起抱歉我去哄她

One sec

稍等

You bought diapers right

你买尿布了对吧

Be right back

马上回来

Rock and roll

摇滚万岁

Okay Scratch paper check

好的草稿纸有了

Whiteboard check

白板有了

Chex Mix check

综合零嘴有了

And here we go

正式开始

Oh dang it

靠

Hello Mother

你好啊妈妈

Hi there Shelly You will never believe

你好啊谢利你绝对想不到

who I ran into at the barbecue festival

烧烤节上我遇见谁了

I am right in the middle of some very important work

我正忙着很重要的工作呢

I don't have time for this right now

我现在没空聊这些有的没的

Then why did you answer the phone

那你为什么接我电话

Because you raised me to be polite

因为你教育我做人要有礼貌

Now stop bothering me

不要再干扰我了

Hello again

再次问好

Who did you see at the barbecue festival

你在烧烤节上遇到谁了

Mr Watkins

沃特金斯先生

Really

不是吧

You called me and interrupted my work to tell me

你在我工作到一半的时候打电话干扰我

that you ran into somebody you could plausibly run into

就为了这个你本来就有可能遇到的人吗

I'm sorry Mother I really need to focus here

对不起妈我真的得专心工作了

I will speak to you next week

我下周再跟您联系

Okay sweetheart I'll talk to you then

好亲爱的我们下周聊

I thought Mr Watkins moved to Florida

沃特金斯先生不是搬去佛罗里达了吗

He did He was back visiting his son

是啊他回来看他儿子

Oh gosh darn it that is interesting

要亲命了还真是有趣

Was it Tommy or Joe

是看汤米还是看乔

I bet it was Joe 'cause he and Tommy had a falling out

应该是看乔吧他跟汤米因为

over that time share

分时度假的事闹了不愉快

You guys do anything fun after dinner

你们昨天晚餐后有做什么好玩的事吗

Well actually Amy came back over and we hung out

艾米后来又回我家我们一起玩了

Did you know that we're both spelling bee champs

你知道我们都曾是拼字比赛冠军吗

We stayed up for hours trying to stump each other

我们熬了好几个小时试图打败对方

Who won

谁赢了

Oh she thought she had me with "Appoggiatura "

她以为她能用花音[装饰音的一种]打败我

but I shut that down expeditiously

但我以迅雷不及掩耳之势灭了她

E x p e d i t i o u s l y

卂辶雨田不及扌奄耳之执力

Expeditiously

迅雷不及掩耳之势

I bet that made Penny take off all of her clothes

我猜你"威猛"的样子让佩妮宽衣解带

Put her pajamas on and then go to bed early

再换上睡衣早早睡觉去了吧

At like 9 00

对啊九点就去睡了

Oh are we still on for band practice this evening

我们今晚还练团吗

Oh shoot

我靠

I promised I would take Halley over to Bernadette's parents

我答应了带哈雷去我岳父岳母家

Dude the gig is like next weekend I know

-兄弟表演就在这周末呢 -我知道

I'm sorry I really want to do this

对不起我真的很想好好演出

but I just don't think I have the time

但我好像真的没有时间

Okay I I guess I'll have to cancel

好吧那我可能只能取消演出了

Toby Greenbaum will have to become a man without us

托比·格林鲍姆不能在我们的加持下长大了

Too bad you guys kill at bar mitzvahs

太可惜了你们可是成年礼之王啊

And other events that people can't leave

在其他观众不能随便走的活动也是一霸

I don't want to be the one who breaks up the band

我不想成为拆散乐队的人

You know maybe you should

但或许你应该...

think about replacing me

想想找谁来代替我

Okay I mean

-好啊 -我意思是

I know it'll be hard since we

我知道这很难因为我们...

Oh I bet Bert could do it He plays guitar

我觉得伯特能行他会弹吉他

I'm gonna go ask him

我去问问他

I guess he forgot that I play the cello

我猜他忘了我会拉大提琴

I I don't think he did

我觉得他并没有忘

Okay I think it's ready

好了我觉得已经准备就绪

Should we put on safety goggles

我们要戴护目镜吗

Well the funnest fun is the safest fun so yes

最安全的乐子就是最有趣的乐子当然戴

Oh Amy you're here again

艾米你又... 返场啦

Yeah Sheldon said he needed another night to work

谢尔顿说他需要再多一晚独处工作

so I said I'd give him some space

所以我就说那我给他空间

So what's all this

这是在干嘛

Well Amy and I were talking about old science fair projects

我跟艾米在聊以前做过的科学展览报告

and how fun it would be to recreate them

然后就想到重新做一次会多有意思

We're making hot ice

我们要做热冰

It's pretty cool

很酷[冷]

Nice one

好哏

Turns out we both did this

我们发现我们两人

as our science fair projects in ninth grade

都为九年级的科学展览报告做了这个

Do you remember any of your high school projects

你还记得你高中时期做过什么吗

Uh well I remember telling Jenny Runyon

我还记得跟珍妮·鲁尼恩说

that I would teach her how to flirt with boys

我愿意教她怎么勾引男生

if she put my name on her project

只要她在科学报告上写我名字就行

I got an "A " She got pregnant

我喜获了"A" 她喜获麟儿

Girls like you are why I had to come straight home after school

你这样的女孩害我放学得立刻回家

Check this out

看好了

Look at that

我看看

Wow that's amazing

这好厉害啊

The crystallization is an exothermic process

它的结晶是一种放热过程

so the ice is actually hot

所以这个冰是热的

I won first place for this So did I

-这作品让我得了第一 -我也是

I threw Jenny's baby shower

我为珍妮举办了迎婴派对

Oh hey in seventh grade

七年级的时候

I built a cobra wave You want to do that

我做了眼镜蛇波你想来做这个吗

Oh we can come up with a wave speed formula

我们可以想出波速公式

and see how accurately we can predict the amplitude

看看我们能多精准地预测它的振幅

Wow I didn't think anything could top

哇我还以为昨晚的

last night's spelling bee but here comes math

拼字大赛已经登峰造极但数学更高一筹啊

I'm sorry we we don't have to do more experiments

抱歉我们可以不继续做实验

Let's do something we can all enjoy

来做点我们大家都喜欢做的事吧

Hey uh you want to watch that show you like

你想来看你喜欢的那个节目

where people want to buy a house and then they do

就是有人想买房子然后就去买了的节目吗

No no you guys do your experiments

不不不你们做实验吧

I'll go pick up dinner

我去带晚饭回来

Are you sure

你确定吗

Yeah you're having science fun

对啊你们在享受科学

and I don't want to interfere or watch you

我不想打扰你们也不想看

Did I actually do it

我真的算出来了吗

I did I did

真的耶真的

The answer is one in 18 million

答案是1800万分之一

What is

什么东西是

The odds of you running into Mr Watkins

你遇见沃特金斯先生的几率啊

Oh Shelly I have bad news

谢利我有个坏消息

Mr Watkins passed this morning

沃特金斯先生今早去世了

Oh I'm I'm sorry

我很遗憾

I know What are the odds of that

是啊得什么几率才碰到这种事啊

Call you back

晚点打给你

Now let's calculate the amplitude

现在我们来计算振幅吧

All right

好哒

Sheldon Sheldon Sheldon

谢尔顿谢尔顿谢尔顿

It's annoying when you do it

你学我这么敲时很烦人

I brought pizza

我给你带了披萨

Oh thank you

谢谢

I have been working pretty hard

我一直在埋头苦干

I I could use a break

也该休息一下了

What's that

那是什么

Oh yeah that is an experiment

那个啊是一个实验

to see how many parallelograms I could draw

看看我憋着气不呼吸时

while holding my breath

能画几个平行四边形

Is that where you blacked out

你是在那个地方昏过去的吗

No actually

不其实

that's where I blacked out

那里才是我真正昏过去的地方

And this

这个呢

That is a list

这是一张清单

of all the different types of natural disasters

上面列出了全部不同类型的自然灾害

"Fire quake"

"火震"

I made that one up

那个是我瞎编的

Which I shouldn't have because now I'm scared of it

其实我不该这么做现在我害怕它真会发生

Hey I thought you were working on actual science

我还以为你研究的是真正的科学呢

I am

是啊

I'm trying to come up with a new approach to dark matter

我试图想出研究暗物质的新思路

but people keep distracting me

但总有人让我分心

First my mother kept answering the phone when I called

首先是我妈我一打电话她就接

even though she knew I was busy

即便她知道我忙得不行

And now you show up with my favorite shape of food

而现在你又带着我最喜欢的形状食物出现

a circle made of triangles served in a square box

由三角形组成的圆形被装进正方形的盒子里

Maybe I'll just eat this in the laundry room

要不我还是去洗衣房吃算了

No no Wait

别别等等

You don't have to go

你不用走

as long as you sit quietly and don't say anything

你只要乖乖坐好别出声就行

Fine

好吧

Good

好吃

Are you mocking me

你是在模仿嘲讽我吗

Hey you want to hear one of my geology songs

你想不想听我其中一首地质学歌

So it's about rocks

是关于岩石的吗

Better It's about a boulder

比这厉害多了是关于巨石的

Isn't that the same thing

本质不都是石头吗

Far from it

远非如此

A boulder has a diameter greater than 25 6 centimeters

巨石的直径通常大于25.6厘米

Is that fact in the song

这知识也在那歌里吗

没有

Yes

有啦

It's sung from the viewpoint of the boulder

歌词唱的是追赶

《夺宝奇兵1》中曾出现主角被巨石穷追不舍的经典桥段

that chases Indiana Jones

印第安纳·琼斯的那块巨石

That's right up our alley Let's hear it

那正好符合我们的风格唱来听听吧

Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru

秘鲁深处独守古庙

A giant stone ball with nothing much to do

巨石如我无事可做

But if you steal my idol

谁敢偷我神像

I will roll right over you

直接把你压扁

'Cause I'm six tons of granite and micaceous schist

因为我是六吨重的花岗岩和云母片岩

Yeah I'm six tons of granite and

没错六吨重的花岗岩

Micaceous schist

和云母片岩

Yeah I'm six tons of granite and uh micaceous schist

因为我是六吨重的花岗岩和云母片岩

Yeah I'm six tons of granite

没错六吨重的花岗岩

And uh micaceous schist

和云母片岩

So I think if we want to predict the height of the wave

我觉得如果想预测起伏的高度

we need to use elasticity theory

我们需要用到弹性理论

and model the lattice

还要将格架作为

as one continuous flexible piece

一个连续柔性块的模型

This is fun

这真有意思

Playing with Popsicle sticks

一边玩冰棒棍

exploring ways to store kinetic energy

一边探索存储动能的方式

It's like preschool all over again

仿佛又回到了幼儿园

Except now if I eat paste it's because I want to

除了现在如果我要吃浆糊是因为我想吃

not because Craig Schultz is making me

而不是因为克雷格·舒尔茨逼我

Hey can I ask you a question

我能问你个问题吗

Is it "Where was the teacher "

是要问"当时老师在哪儿"吗

She was in the bathroom smoking that's where

她在洗手间抽烟呢就是那儿

It wasn't but I'm glad to see you've moved on

不是啦不过我很高兴你走出阴霾了

I was gonna ask if being married felt any different

我本来是要问结婚不结婚有什么不一样

Oh Uh not really

好像...没什么不一样

Sorry That probably wasn't the answer you were looking for

抱歉这可能不是你想听到的答案

No actually it is

不恰恰就是

I mean Sheldon and I are in a really great place right now

我的意思是我和谢尔顿现在的感情非常好

and I just I don't want anything to mess that up

我不想让任何事情破坏它

You do remember you're here

你没忘记你之所以在这儿

because he kicked you out of your apartment

是因为他把你从你们家踢出来吧

Yes

没忘啊

His work is important to him

他的工作对他很重要

It's one of the things I find

这正是我觉得他

the sexiest about him

性感的地方之一

Well that and

这个还有...

his butt

他的小翘臀

And then I was thinking about

那时我在考虑要不要

inventing a new dark matter particle

创造一种新的暗物质粒子

to evade the omega baryon constraints

避开Ω粒子约束

but that just seems like something anyone could come up with

但那没难度感觉随便一个人都能想出来

Agreed

同意

You know what's blowing my mind

你知道什么让我惊讶吗

Somebody thought about putting cheese in this crust

居然有人想出把芝士塞进披萨边里

I just wish I could find something that excites me

我就是希望我能找到能引起我兴趣的事物

You do understand that crust doesn't normally

你能理解通常披萨边里面

come with cheese in it

是不会有芝士的吧

Okay all right look

好吧好吧听着

What got you excited about dark matter in the first place

暗物质一开始是哪点吸引了你的兴趣

Well I left string theory

当时我放弃了弦理论

which I'd been working on for a long time

那个方向其实我已经研究了很长时间了

and everyone was talking about how cool dark matter was

人人都在谈论暗物质有多酷

and I thought "Well sure I'll give that a whirl"

于是我就想 "行吧我来试试"

So it's your rebound science

所以它是你的备胎科学

What's that

什么意思

Well not the science you spend the rest of your life with

意思就是暗物质不是你想共度余生的科学

but the one you use to make yourself feel pretty again

只是能让你重新自我感觉良好

Well if I'm being honest

如果要我老实说

I never forgot about string theory

我这辈子都忘不了弦理论

It's remarkable

它太出色了

It's the closest we've come to a theory of everything

它是目前我们最接近能解释一切的一种理论

something even Einstein couldn't figure out

甚至连爱因斯坦都想不明白

Well if he couldn't figure it out maybe it's just wrong

如果他都想不明白或许其本身就是错的

But it's so elegant

但它那么优雅

I mean look string theory posits

我是说听着弦理论假定

that the fundamental particles we see in three dimensions

我们在三维空间看见的基本粒子

are actually strings embedded in multidimensional space time

其实是嵌在多维时空的弦

Interesting

有意思

So that would mean

所以那就是说...

that

那个...

Can't do this by myself buddy

该配合我的演出你视而不见

What is happening

你在搞什么鬼

I was trying not to wake you

我试着尽量不吵醒你

Did it work

成功了吗

Sorry

抱歉

I just realized

我刚意识到

now that I'm not in the band

现在我不组乐队了

I can focus on my own music

我可以专注搞我自己的音乐了

You know Go solo

就是单飞啊

You said you were taking a break from the band

你说你是暂别乐队

to help with me and the baby

好照顾我和宝宝

Yes and write an astronaut musical

对啊还有写一出宇航员音乐剧

Picture this The curtain opens

想象一下幕布拉开

There's a lone astronaut floating

一位宇航员独自飘浮在

in the inky blackness of space

漆黑的太空

Maybe wires maybe fog

或许有各种线或许有雾

I'll let the director figure that out

这交给导演去想吧

I really don't know when

真不知道何时

I'll run out of oxy gen

我会缺氧而...死

Good news I'm back in the band

好消息我重回乐队了

So Bernadette doesn't mind

伯纳黛特不介意了吗

It was her idea

是她提议让我回来的

So it's sort of like a guitar string

所以这有点像吉他弦

but instead of making an actual sound

但它不会发出真正的声音

each vibration is a different particle

每一次振动是一种不同的粒子

Precisely And when you express it in 11 dimensions

完全正确当你在11维空间弹时

Einstein's relativity equations pop out

爱因斯坦的相对论方程会出现

Does that sound like a coincidence

那听起来像是巧合吗

It does not Yup

-不像 -对

That's what I think

我就是这么想的

So so did we do it Did we just solve string theory

所以我们成功了吗我们刚是解出了弦理论吗

I appreciate your enthusiasm

我不想打击你的热情

but this is not the sort of thing

但这可不是我们

we can figure out in a night

一晚上就能想明白的事情

People have been stuck on this for decades

人们研究了好几十年都没有突破呢

Well decades Really

几十年太扯了吧

It's it's a string How hard can it be

不就是一根弦吗能有多难啊

It's straight it's in a loop

它是直的循环的

it gets knotted up with other strings Uh

跟其他弦打结系在一起

Well actually there are no knots

其实超过四维后

in anything greater than four dimensions

任何事物不可能存在结点

Ooh unless

除非...

we get around that by considering them as sheets

我们绕过这一点把结点看成片状

You know topologically speaking

拓扑地来说

that has a lot of interesting possibilities

那就有很多有趣的可能性了

See How long did that take me like a minute

瞧我花了多长时间有一分钟吗

Thought you were getting us dinner

我以为你去给我们带饭了呢

Sorry I had to stop at Sheldon's

抱歉我得去谢尔顿家

and help him solve string theory

帮他解决弦理论

What

什么

Yeah turns out the answer's knots

是啊结果发现答案是结点

That's cute but you can't have knots

想法挺可爱但超过四维后

in more than four dimensions

不可能存在结点

Mm you can if you consider them sheets

如果你将其看成片状就存在啊

Good night

晚安啦

What up my Hebrews and She brews

各位好我的希伯来弟和希伯来妹

We are Footprints on the Moon

我们是月球足迹乐队

Toby today you are a man

托比今天你成年了

and you will face many obstacles in life

今后你会在生活中面临很多障碍

And some of those obstacles are gonna feel like boulders

有一些障碍会让你觉得犹如巨石

This first song is about the greatest boulder

第一首歌是关于电影史上

in the history of cinema

最伟大的巨石

One two three

一二三

Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru

秘鲁深处独守古庙

A giant stone ball with nothing much to do

巨石如我无事可做

But if you steal my idol

谁敢偷我神像

I will roll right over you

直接把你压扁

'Cause I'm six tons of granite

因为我是六吨重的花岗岩

And micaceous schist

和云母片岩

Yeah I'm six tons of granite and

没错六吨重的花岗岩

Micaceous schist

和云母片岩

I'm gonna crush you I'm gonna mush you

我要压碎你我要碾扁你

You took my idol I'm homicidal

你偷我神像你尸体已凉

Gonna roll over you till your brains come out

我要把你碾得肝脑涂地

And your bones will crunch and your blood will spout

压得你骨头粉碎血肉横飞

I'm not just a rock baby

我不仅仅是块石头宝贝

I'm also a boulder

我还是块巨石

'Cause I'm six tons of granite

因为我是六吨重的花岗岩

Micaceous schist

和云母片岩

Yeah I'm six tons of granite and

没错六吨重的花岗岩

Micaceous schist

和云母片岩