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Xbox 360 Kinect游戏《舞蹈中心》歌曲 - YMCA

Try to keep up Howard

跟上舞步啊霍华德

I'm killing it

哥舞力全开呢

Yeah I wish we looked as cool dancing in clubs

真希望我们在舞厅跳舞时

as we do right now

跟现在一样帅

Don't worry this is exactly how you look

别担心你们在舞厅跳舞时

when you're dancing in clubs

就是你们现在这副样

You're welcome ladies

女士们不用谢

Paradigm shifting news gentlemen

超大新闻啊男士们

Dude

兄弟

I was about to Bollywood this bitch

我正要上前舞翻那骚妞呢

Earlier today

早先

I invited Professor Stephen Hawking to join me

我邀请了史蒂芬·霍金教授与我玩

in the popular online game Words with Friends

风靡网络的小游戏《填字游戏》

游戏名字还有与朋友谈话/吵架[填字]的意思

跨平台的知名线上填字游戏

Moments ago he accepted my request

他刚刚同意了我的游戏邀请

Do you understand what that means

你们知道这代表什么意思吗

That somewhere right now Stephen Hawking is saying

霍金教授正在地球上的某处说着

"Damn it

"靠

I meant to click no "

我本来是要按拒绝的"

I'll walk you through it

我来解释给你们听吧

The game is not called Words with Strangers

这游戏可不是叫"与陌生人玩填字"

No it's not even called

也不是叫

Words with Acquaintances

"与相识的人玩填字"

It is called Words with

而是叫"与...

I'm not finishing your sentence

我才不接你的话

You pulled the plug on my funk

哥舞翻全场时你居然关我游戏

Friends

"与朋友"

It's Words with Friends

是"与朋友玩填字"游戏

Which Stephen Hawking and I officially are

代表着我与霍金正式成为朋友了

Now all I need is a bunk bed with a slide

只要再拥有个双层床与溜滑梯

I'll have everything I've ever wanted

我六岁时就许下的愿望

since I was six years old

就全都圆满了

That's really nice Sheldon

谢尔顿那挺好啊

I'm happy for you

我也替你开心

And I'm happy for you too

我也替你开心

You are now friends with someone

因为你现在成了

who is officially friends with Stephen Hawking

史蒂芬·霍金朋友的朋友

Enjoy it boys

慢慢乐吧同志们

You may have peaked

可能是你们人生的最高点啊

Sheldon I know Stephen Hawking

谢尔顿我也认识史蒂芬·霍金

I worked with him

我与他共事过

And if they ever come out with a game called

等哪天出了款

Words with People You Once Worked with

"与曾共事过的人玩填字"的游戏

you'll be off to the races

才轮你上场

Sheldon I don't think this actually means

谢尔顿玩个游戏也不代表...

Hold that thought

话别说太早

Professor Hawking has made a move

"霍金教授下了一步"

Boy oh boy

哎哟妈呀

Oh it's only a matter of time

要不了多久

before we're coming up with fun nicknames for each other

我们俩就会开始互取好玩绰号了

I'll be Coop

他喊我"鸡笼弟"

库伯Cooper的coop 也有笼子鸡笼的意思

He'll be Wheels

我叫他"轮子哥"

If he's okay with that

前提是他不介意的话啦

All right

好的

Crank up the AC boy

开大空调吧

It's gonna get hot in here

哥要热翻全场啦

By aBu 201705

生活大爆炸第六季第六集

So I was taking a shower this morning

今早我洗了个澡

and when I got out I started to dry off with

洗完出来就拿起了旁边

what I thought was a towel

看似浴巾的东西擦身子

but turned out to be Howard's mom's underwear

结果发现那是霍华德他妈的内裤

I had to take another shower

害我得重洗了一次澡

It wasn't enough

但洗了也没用

Nothing will ever be enough

洗得了身子洗不去创伤

I once looked in Sheldon's underwear drawer

有一次我瞧了谢尔顿的内裤抽屉

He yelled at me

被他骂了

But now I know what it looks like

但那份内裤的记忆将永存我心

and he can never take that away

他收不回也抢不走

There's a book under here

这下面有本书呢

Oh I'll get that

我自己捡吧

I got it I got it No no it's

-不用我捡到了 -别那是...

Why do you have a history textbook

你怎么会有一本历史课本啊

It's not a big deal

没什么啦

Just taking a class at the Pasadena Community College

我就去了帕萨迪纳社区大学上课嘛

That's great

这很好啊

I didn't know you wanted to go back to school

我都不知道你还想再读书

It's just one history class

只是上个历史课啦

Look I didn't finish college

当年没读完大学

so I thought I would give it a try

就想说再试一下

Not to mention your acting career

反正你的演艺事业

is going south like Sherman

也如同佘曼将军一路向南[失败]

美国南北战争中的北部联邦军将领

威廉·特库姆塞·佘曼

Read about it in your book

翻你的历史课本就懂了

Why would you be embarrassed to tell us

为什么不好意思告诉我们呢

No I'm not embarrassed I just didn't want anyone to know

不是的我是不想让任何人知道

because I haven't told Leonard yet

我还没告诉莱纳德嘛

Why wouldn't you tell Leonard

那你为什么不告诉他呢

Because it's me going back to school

他听到他女朋友重回学校

and he's gonna be all "You can do it " and "How can I help "

肯定会说"你行的" "我怎么帮你呢"

and "I'm so proud of you "

以及"我超以你为荣"

I just can't believe you could

真不敢相信

keep something like that from him

这么大的事情你居然瞒着他

You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know

你们绝对是我认识最怪的一对情侣了

Really

是吗

You can't think of anyone weirder

你想不到更怪的了吗

I can

可以啊

but she's sitting right there

不过那人就坐在那里呢

Yes

很好

I play the word "Quiver" with a triple letter

我拼Quiver[箭袋] 配合一个3倍加成

and a double word score for 72 points

以及一个2倍加成得72分

That ought to let the air out of your tires Hawking

把你的轮椅胎给打爆了吧霍金

Wow my boyfriend is friends with Stephen Hawking

我的男朋友与史蒂芬·霍金是朋友

and my new dandruff shampoo doesn't smell like tar

我的新去屑洗发水味道也不是柏油味

Everything really is coming up Amy

真是守得云开见月明了啊艾米

It is glorious

的确挺光荣

One of the greatest intellects of our time

当代最具智慧的人之一

has agreed to engage with me in a gentlemanly battle of wits

同意与我进行智力上的君子之争

And I'm spanking him so hard

而且我还虐翻了他

his grad students won't be able to sit down

估计他带的研究生也要被他虐翻了

You know when one male dominates another

当一名男性彻底压制另一男性时

his testosterone level rises

他的睾丸酮会上升

有维持男性第二性征和性欲的作用

睾丸酮是一种雄性激素

What's your point

说这个干嘛

It's exciting to think you might be getting a testosterone level

想到你会有睾丸酮就兴奋嘛

My friend Stephen

我的好友史蒂芬

just played the word "Act" for 18 points

拼了Act[行动] 得18分

That's right I call him Stephen now

是的我现在直呼他名字

Because I checked and he was not okay with Wheels

我问过他了他不接受"轮子哥"的绰号

Oh you could turn his "Act" into "Extract "

你可以把他的Act连成Extract[提取]

and it would be for double points

这样的话分能加倍

Amy

艾米

Why would you give me a word

你干嘛直接告诉我一个答案呢

Now if I play "Extract " it would be cheating

如果我拼了这个字我就是作弊

Sorry

抱歉

Although I could play the completely unrelated

不过我可以填一个完全不相关的

and better word "Extract "

更好字眼Extract[萃取物一字多义]

Ethical conundrum avoided

成功避免道德难题

Thanks brain

谢谢你大脑

Spaghetti okay

意大利面好吃吗

It's crunchy

很"脆"

Just the way I like it

我就爱这样的

Yeah I don't think the water was really boiling

好啦那水我也觉得没烧开

It's great I love it

挺好的我很喜欢啦

Okay listen there's something I need to tell you

听着我有事情要告诉你

I've been thinking about going back to school for a while now

我考虑重返校园有一段时间了

So a couple months ago

所以一个月前

I started taking a history class at the community college

我在一家社区大学报读了历史课

That's great Great great great

这真是太棒了棒极了超棒的

Why wait so long to tell me

干嘛拖这么久才告诉我呢

I don't want you to make a big deal out of it

因为我不想你小题大作

Why do you think I'd be like that

你为什么会这样想我呢

I get it you're taking one class It's nice

我懂你报了一门课很好啊

Maybe if it goes well

如果一切顺利

you take another you enroll full time

可以再报一门然后变成全日制学生

Ooh be sure to keep an eye on

对了记得注意下

which credits transfer to a four year college

哪些学分是能转修成四年制大学的

You're making it a big deal

你现在就是在小题大作

Sorry Whatever

抱歉那随便吧

It's all good

都好

Anyway that's it

总之就是这样

I just thought you should know

我就觉得该知会你一声

Am I allowed to ask how the class is going

我能问问课上得怎么样吗

It's really good

相当不错

We've been talking about the origins of slavery

我们在学有关奴隶的起源

Turn in my first paper tomorrow

明天就要上交我第一篇论文

Great topic I can help with that

好主题我可以帮你

There are lots of different perspectives you can take

你可以从很多不同的观点来论述

economic sociological political

比如经济社会政治

Hey this is my paper

喂这是我的论文

And my perspective is that slavery is bad

我的观点就是奴隶是坏事

Oh and my professor's black

我的教授是黑人

so I'm pretty sure that's the right answer

所以我确信这就是正确的答案

Can I take a look No

-我能看看吗 -不行

Leonard this is my thing

莱纳德这是我的东西

Okay I get it Thank you

-好吧我知道了 -多谢理解

It's like when I started doing chin ups

这像我开始练引体向上时

I didn't want you to see until I could do one

做不到一个前我都没脸让你看

FYI really close

顺便说一声差点就成功了

Thank you

谢谢

Now behave yourself and eat your dinner

现在给我乖乖地吃饭

Maybe later if you're lucky

晚点运气好的话

you get to sleep with a college girl

你或许可以跟一个大学生上床哟

Really

真的吗

'Cause I went to four years of college

我念了四年大学

and five years of grad school that never happened once

五年研究生院这种好事一次都没发生过

I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India

下次我跟在印度的客服中心讲话时

I'm going to try using an American accent

我要试着用美国口语

Why

为什么

Because when I use my regular voice

因为用正常声音说话

I feel like I'm making fun of them

我会觉得我好像在逗他们玩

That's ridiculous

这理由太可笑了吧

Not to mention your American accent is terrible

而且你的美国口音烂死了

Dude my accent is brilliant

伙计我的口音超棒的

Hey my snow white American friends

我白皮肤的美国朋友们

let's put some cow meat on the barbecue

让我们把牛肉放上烤肉架

and eat it until we're all obese

然后猛吃直到吃成死胖子

This is what you sound like

你其实是像这样

I think I'm talking in an American accent

我觉得我在用美国口音说话

but it really sounds like

但听起来却是

I'm wearing a set of giant dentures

我正戴着一副不合嘴的假牙说话

Sheldon do I really sound like that

谢尔顿我听起来真的像那样吗

Tell him he sounds like that

告诉他就是那样

Sheldon you okay

谢尔顿你没事吧

It's been three days

这都三天了

Why hasn't Stephen Hawking played a word

为什么史蒂芬·霍金还没拼一个字

The guy's a genius

那家伙是天才

Maybe you weren't challenging enough for him

或许你对他来说挑战性不够

Not challenging

不够挑战性

I was humiliating the man

我把他虐爆了好吗

I was thinking of writing a book called

我还在想出一本书名叫

A Brief History of the Time

《时间简史之

《时间简史》的作者为霍金本人

I Made Stephen Hawking Cry Like a Little Girl

我让史蒂芬·霍金痛哭流涕》

There's the problem

这就是问题所在

You can't beat Hawking like that

你不能这样打败霍金

He hates to lose

他讨厌输

Everyone knows the guy's a big baby

大家都知道他脾气跟小孩一样

I mean forget the wheelchair he should be in a stroller

他不应该坐轮椅他应该坐婴儿车才对

Really

真的吗

One time when I was working with him

有次我跟他共事时

he said that Johnny Depp was in The Matrix

他说强尼·戴普有参演《黑客帝国》

I told him he was wrong but he kept insisting

我告诉他记错了可他仍死命坚持

So I looked it up online and showed him

于是我把再网上查出来的结果给他看

Well the next day he had a pizza party

然后第二天他举办了个披萨派对

and everyone got invited but me

大家都被邀请了唯独我没有

And then he was all

然后他就说

"Your invitation must have gotten lost in the matrix "

"可能你的邀请函丢在母体里了吧"

Good Lord what have I done

上帝啊我都做了什么啊

Good Lord what have I done

上帝啊我都做了什么啊

Terrible

烂死了

All right hotshot let's hear your Indian

好吧高手那你说印度口音试试

I can't sit on that elephant

我不能坐上那头大象

my ass is on fire from eating all this curry

因为吃了咖喱我火烧火燎地想拉肚子

Okay yeah that's pretty good

好吧说得真好

Please be good

拜托是篇好论文

Please be good

拜托是篇好论文

Okay

好吧

She writes like she cooks

她写作煮饭一样烂

Play

拼字

Play Play

拼字拼字

Play

拼字

Play

拼字

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Trying to use a Jedi mind trick

试图用绝地念力

to control Stephen Hawking

来控制斯蒂芬·霍金

Play

拼字

He must be wearing a Tin foil hat or something

他肯定头戴着防念力锡纸帽什么的

I did a bad thing

我做了件坏事

Does it affect me No

-会影响到我吗 -不会

Then suffer in silence

那你默默忍受吧

Play

拼字

Play Play

拼字拼字

Stephen Hawking

史蒂芬·霍金...

Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking

史蒂芬·霍金... 史蒂芬·霍金

Penny started taking a class

佩妮报读了一个班

She wrote a paper she didn't want me to read it

她写了篇论文但不给我看

I went behind her back and I read it anyway

但我背着她偷偷看完了

Stephen Hawking hates me

史蒂芬·霍金讨厌我

I don't know what to do

我不知道怎么办才好

I mean the paper's terrible

她那论文写的糟透了

But if I tell her she'll know that I read it

但如果我告诉她她就知道我看过了

and she'll get really mad

她一定会很生气

I was beating him so bad

我把他虐得太惨

he doesn't want to be friends anymore

他不想跟我做朋友了

Why does everyone love me except Stephen Hawking

大家都喜欢我为何史蒂芬·霍金不这样呢

Is it possible we're having two different conversations

咱俩讨论的貌似不是同一件事吧

How would I know I'm not listening to you

我怎么知道我又没听你说什么

Hang on

等一下

Okay

有了

Here's what we're gonna do

我们接下来这么干

Chess clock

赛棋钟

We each get five minutes to talk about our problems

我们每人有5分钟说自己的麻烦

We'll take turns

轮流说

Each turn will consist of a statement

每一轮包括自我陈述

and a helpful response from the friend

以及朋友提出的有益建议

Begin

计时开始

I humiliated Stephen Hawking in a game of Words with Friends

我在《填字游戏》中虐了史蒂芬·霍金

He stopped playing

结果他不玩了

And now we're not friends anymore

现在我们已不再是朋友了

He's probably busy

他可能很忙呢

You're worried about nothing

你没必要担心

Give it a couple more days

再给他几天时间

I'm sure he'll play and you'll see that everything's fine

他会玩的你就会发现一切都没事

My turn

到我了

I can't let Penny hand in a bad paper

我不能让佩妮交这么一篇烂论文

but how do I tell her it's bad

但我如何告诉她这件事

without letting her know that I read it

又不让她知道我已经看了呢

Beats me Now

这难倒我了现在...

I know Hawking's not busy

我知道霍金根本没在忙

because I can see he's playing other people right now

因为我能看到他在跟其他人玩呢

Maybe since you're so good

也许你太强了

he's taking his time to meet the challenge

他得花时间去思考该怎么下

I want Penny to enjoy school

我希望佩妮能享受在学校...

Wolowitz told me he's a big baby

沃罗威茨告诉我他是个大孩子

But I didn't know that

但我又不知道这事

and I played "Extract" for 82 points

我连成了"Extract"这个词得了82分

It's all Amy's fault She told me to play it

都是艾米的错她让我拼这词的

I have got to cut her loose

我得跟她割席断交

Sheldon I wasn't done talking

谢尔顿我还没说完呢

She hands in the paper tomorrow

她明天就要交论文了

I know I could help her

我知道我帮得了她

And she's my girlfriend

她是我女朋友...

I I should be allowed to help her

她她应该准我帮她

Why aren't I allowed to help her

为什么就不准我帮她呢

Yeah I hear you brother

我懂你的烦恼兄弟

不行

You need to give me some advice

你需要给我点建议

Fine Women huh

行啊女人嘛是吧

不行...

Specific to my situation

要针对我的情况给建议

Blonde women huh

金发女人嘛是吧

Empathetic

设身处地的建议

It sucks to be you I quit

-算你倒霉呗 -我不玩了

Leonard wait No

莱纳德等下不要嘛

I listened to your dumb thing

我都听完了你的蠢事

Leonard come back

莱纳德快回来

Leonard come back

莱纳德快回来

Leonard come back

莱纳德快回来

What Oh of course

-干啥 -难怪呢

it only works on the weak minded

只有意志薄弱的人才会被操控

Good morning sunshine

早安阳光小美女

Leonard

莱纳德

It's 8 00 a M

才早上8点

It's like the middle of the night

相当于三更半夜啊

I know but I have to go to work

我知道但我得去上班了

and I made you breakfast

我给你做了早餐

Oh wow that's so sweet

哇哦这太贴心了

Hey what's this Uh before you open that

-这是什么 -在你打开之前

um are you familiar with the story of

我想问你听过一个童话叫

"The Shoemaker and the Elves"

"精灵和鞋匠"吗

Elves Come on Leonard

精灵吗拜托莱纳德

It's too early for Lord of the Rings No no

-现在看《指环王》也太早了吧 -不不

Listen um

听我说

Once upon a time there was this shoemaker

很久很久以前有一个鞋匠

and when he went to bed at night

他晚上上床睡觉后

elves would sneak in

精灵们会偷偷地

and they would make all these amazing shoes for him

趁他入睡时做漂亮的鞋子给他卖

And when the shoemaker woke up in the morning

当鞋匠第二天一早醒来时

he he would be super happy

他...他会非常开心

not mad at the elves at all

一点也不责怪小精灵们

Open it

打开吧

Okay

好吧

"An examination of the economic cultural

1619至1865年南北战争前

and political roots of slavery

从经济文化政治分析

in the Old South 1619 to 1865 "

旧南方地区奴隶制度的根源

What the hell is this

这是什么鬼东西

Don't ask me A little elf did it

别问我是一个小精灵做的

So let me get this straight

让我理理清楚

You just assumed my paper would be bad

你没看就猜我的文章会很糟

so you wrote one for me

所以你写了份新的给我吗

No I assumed it would be good Then I read it

不我猜你的文章会很棒所以我看了

What No I

-什么 -不是我...

I mean it was good

我是说的确不错

There were just a few things that needed a little polishing

只是还有点地方需要稍加润色

W You changed every word That's not true

-什么啊你把每个词都改了 -那不是事实

"Slavery "

"奴隶制"

"1619 "

"1619年"

your name at the top that's all you

还有上面你的名字都是你写的呀

You are such an ass

你真是个混蛋

This is exactly why I didn't want to tell you

这就是为何我报读时

I was taking a class in the first place

没第一时间告诉你的原因

Please don't be upset I I just

请别生气我只是...

I didn't want you ending up with a bad grade

我只是不希望你得分太低

and get discouraged and give up on the idea

然后灰心丧气就不再想

of going back to school

继续学业了

Right because me being in school

是哦因为我上学

is so important to you

对你来说太重要了

That way you wouldn't have to be dating someone

这样的话你约会的对象就不仅仅

who's only a waitress

是个服务员

Oh come on you know that's not true

拜托你知道我不是这个意思

Do I Listen to me

是吗听好了

I need to do this on my own

读书这事得靠我自己

If I fail I fail If I pass I pass

挂科就挂科及格就及格

Do you get it

你明白了吗

I'm sorry I was just trying to help

抱歉我只是想帮忙

Yeah well next time don't

下次别帮了

Oh and since you like stories so much

还有既然你这么喜欢讲故事

this is not "The Shoemaker and the Elves " okay

这不是《鞋匠与精灵》明白吗

This is "Give a man a fish he eats it

这是 "给人一条鱼他就吃了

Teach a man to fish he

教会他捕鱼他...

sells it or something " Whatever I don't know

会卖鱼什么的" 随便啦我不知道

It's just a lot better than what you did you big jerk

那也比你强多了你个大混蛋

You ever hear back from Hawking

霍金那边有消息吗

没有

It would appear as if I've lost him

看来我失去他这朋友了

Stupid brain

笨大脑

It'll be okay

没事的

How can it be okay

怎么会没事

Stephen Hawking's a genius

史蒂芬·霍金是天才

and he talks like a robot

说话又跟机器人一样

It's everything I've ever wanted in a friend

这可是我理想中的完美朋友

Yeah but if he's a sore loser

但如果他这人输不起

maybe you're better off without him

没这个朋友也罢

You're right

有道理

I guess I just have to make lemonade out of the two of you

我想我只有尽力把你俩变成柠檬水了

生活给了你柠檬[苦难] 你就把它变成柠檬水[幸福]

He played He played

他拼字了他拼字了

Coop and Rolling Thunder are together again

鸡笼弟和雷霆之轮哥又和好了

He was okay with that nickname

他对这个绰号没意见

So now all you have to do is let him win

你现在只要放水让他赢就行了

Way ahead of you

早想到了

I will play the word "At"

我会拼"At"[在]

for two measly points throwing the game

获得微不足道的两分输掉比赛

and thus securing my friendship

以巩固我和

with the smartest man in the world

世上最聪明的人的友谊

What are you waiting for Hit "Send "

你等什么呢提交答案啊

I can't

下不了手

Losing on purpose is intellectually dishonest

故意放水是智慧上的欺诈

So don't do it

那就别这样

Oh but I want to be Hawking's friend

可我想做霍金的朋友

So do it

那就快发啊

No but if I do I'll be a phony

但如果这样做我就是个伪君子

a sellout

没节操

a Hollywood poser

像好莱坞明星一样假

Then don't do it

那就别这样做

I won't

我不会

This feels right

这样感觉才对

My mother always said "to thine own self be true "

我妈总是说对自己要诚实

Good for you

好样的

'Course she also told me that every animal in the world

她也告诉我全世界的动物

got on one boat so what does she know And send

上了一条船她懂什么呀发送

诺亚方舟

Haven't heard from you in a couple days

几天没见到你了

You still mad at me

你还在生我的气吗

Nope

没

I have no reason to

我没有理由

"B" mad at you

生你的气[谐音be mad at you]

Minus.

That's right On my paper

没错我的论文

Not yours mine you punk ass elf

不是你的是我的得了B- 你这个混蛋精灵

I don't know what to say

我不知道说什么好

Hmm how about

这样说

"Gee Penny you're smarter than I thought

"老天佩妮你比我想象中要聪明

You may be the one in school

虽说上学的是你

but I'm the one who learned a lesson

但学到一课的是我

I'm so stupid Penny Duh "

我好蠢佩妮真滴"

She sounds exactly like you

她学你学得惟妙惟肖啊

How'd it go with Leonard

莱纳德有啥反应

I don't think he'll be making that mistake again

我想他不会再犯这种错误了

Good

太好了

So I know this goes without saying

我知道我这是多此一举

but if either of you tell Leonard

但如果你们告诉莱纳德

you helped me rewrite this paper

你们帮我重写了论文

I will beat you both with a bag of oranges

我会用一袋橙子打爆你们俩

Got it Understood

-知道 -明白

Now ladies we got a B minus on this paper

姐妹们这次论文得了B-

I think if we put our heads together

我认为如果我们一起努力

on the next one we could get an "A "

下次就会得个A

Uh but we got you a B minus on purpose to make it believable

可我们是故意让你得B-的这样才可信

Believable

可信

You saying I'm not smart

你是说我不聪明吗

No no You're smart

-不是 -你很聪明

That's better

这还差不多

I feel like I'm in high school again

感觉我又回到了高中

Yeah doing the prom queen's homework so she'll like us

对帮舞会皇后做功课这样她才喜欢我们

I know

是啊

It's finally working

这招终于管用了

It's Stephen Hawking

是史蒂芬·霍金

Answer it I want to hear

快接我想听

Professor Hawking

霍金教授

how nice of you to call

很高兴你打电话过来

Hello

你好

I really enjoyed our game Dr Cooper

我玩游戏玩得很开心库珀博士

Oh me too

我也是

Or should I say Dr Loser

还是该叫你窝囊废博士呢

Ha ha ha

哈哈哈

Yes congratulations

是的恭喜你

You won fair and square

你是实至名归的赢家

Uh very impressive sir

非常厉害先生

Do you like brain teasers

你喜欢"脑筋急转弯"吗

Oh I love brain teasers

我爱玩"脑筋急转弯"

What does Sheldon Cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

and a black hole have in common

与黑洞有什么共同点

They both suck

都很烂[吸力]

Neener neener

气死你气死你