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Come on Raj

拉杰加油

You can do this

你可以的

There's no way

绝对不可能

What is happening

这是在干嘛

This is an Euler's Disk

这是欧拉盘

It's a physics toy

是一种物理学玩具

that demonstrates angular momentum

用来演示角动量

potential energy and kinetic energy

势能与动能

Aw look at you watching sports

你们几个小宅男还看体育呢

We're betting to see if Koothrappali

我们在打赌库萨帕里

can hold his breath longer than the disk can spin

能不能憋气到这欧拉盘静止后才呼吸

Its weight and smoothness

它的重量与平滑度

along with the slight concavity of the mirror

再加上底下镜面盘的些微凹度

means it can spin for a long time

都意味着它可以转很久

But Raj is from India

但拉杰来自印度

which means he's no slouch at holding his breath

这表示在憋气这件事上他也是经验丰富

Okay I want in Ten bucks says

我也要赌我赌十块钱

I'll lose interest before that thing stops spinning

我会在这玩意静止之前就对这事失去兴致

Hey Sheldon I found a great restaurant for date night

谢尔顿我找到一家适合约会的餐厅

Kind of busy right now

现在很忙别吵

Oh an Euler's Disk Fun

是欧拉盘真有趣

Yeah we're seeing if Raj can hold his breath longer than it

我们在看是它转的时间久还是拉杰憋气时间久

Oh Immature

真幼稚

How ya doing

憋得住吗

He's not gonna make it

他绝对不行

Yes he is You know

-他行的 -你知道吗

deep sea divers holding their breath for several minutes

深水潜水员在憋气好几分钟后

have shown elevated markers of a protein

所发出脑损伤信号的

that can signal brain damage

蛋白质明显增多

Yeah see what's happening here signals brain damage

这里正发生的事情也是脑损伤的信号

My God how long does this thing spin for

天啊这东西会转多久啊

Ha You're interested You're out ten bucks

你感兴趣了十块钱输掉啦

It's slowing down Dig deep

-开始慢下来了 -发挥你的潜力

Like when we bet you couldn't fit into Howard's pants

就像那次我们打赌你穿不进霍华德的裤子

He's not gonna make it

他撑不下去啦

Yes he is

他可以的

Come on Raj It's like your favorite movie

加油啊拉杰就像你最爱的电影

You're just Waiting to Exhale

你要"憋到梦醒时分"

1995年爱情电影《待到梦醒时分》

Yeah I knew you could do it

我就知道你可以

And j and just so you know

另... 另外告诉你

my favorite movie

我最爱的电影...

is Princess Bride

是《公主新娘》

1987年的以童话为主题的浪漫爱情故事

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

Bang

By aBU 201609

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第十六集

Hello Rajesh How are things by you

拉杰什最近好吗

Good good

挺好挺好啊

Uh listen I just wanted to let you know

我想先跟你说一下

when you get my credit card bill

你这个月看到我信用卡账单时

it might be a little high this month

可能会发现这个月账有点多

Well you're a grown man with a steady job

毕竟你也是个有稳定工作收入的成年人

Why wouldn't you spend all your father's money

花光你老爸的钱也是合情合理的嘛

Oh Daddy you're so rich and funny

爹爹你真是又有钱又幽默

Yeah So what else is going on with your life

所以你最近还有什么别的事呢

Uh well I was dating a woman at the university

我之前跟大学里的一个女人约会

but we broke up

不过后来分手了

I'm sorry to hear that

我很遗憾听到这消息

I know you are That's why you just bought me a new iPad

我知道以我帮你买了新iPad来安慰我

And before you start

我想先告诉你

I am not interested in you arranging a marriage for me

我对你的包办婚姻一点兴趣都没有

Oh I gave up on that a long time ago

我几百年前就放弃这事了好吗

You did

是吗

It's too much work

太累人了

You're an adult who can't get by

你都几岁了还得靠

without an allowance from his parents

老爸老妈给的零花钱才能过活

Women don't want that

女人才不喜欢这种男人

Wh What are you saying that y you're giving up on me

你啥意思啊你放弃我了吗

What kind of father gives up on his son

什么样的爸爸会放弃自己的儿子啊

I have six children

我有六个孩子

five of whom are married and self sufficient

其中五个都已婚而且能养活自己

I don't think I'm the problem

我想问题应该不在我身上

I can't believe what I'm hearing

真不敢相信你会说这种话

This is deeply hurtful

太伤人家的小心肝了

You're also too sensitive

你还是个玻璃心

Women don't want that either

女人也不喜欢这种男人

The food here's supposed to be great

这里的餐点据说很好吃

Don't fill up on chips

别洋芋片吃饱了

Oh I won't I have a trick

不会的我有个小秘诀

I only eat equilateral triangles

我只吃等边三角形的洋芋片

Isosceles isosceles

等腰等腰三角形

oh scalene

不等边三角形...

You didn't see that

你没看到这幕

Oh look It's Bert at the bar

你看是伯特在吧台那里

We should go say hi

我们应该过去打个招呼

Why

为什么

Because that's what you do

因为这是正常人

when you see someone you know in a public place

在公共场合看到认识的人时该做的举动

I have multiple restraining orders that say otherwise

我有好几张限制令证明不是这样

Sheldon there's a difference between greeting a friend

谢尔顿跟朋友打个招呼与

and following a celebrity into a bathroom

跟踪名人进厕所是有区别的

If the judge couldn't explain it to me

连法官都不能跟我解释通

I don't see how you will

你凭什么觉得你行呢

Hi Bert Hello

-伯特 -你好

Oh hey guys

你们好呀

What brings you here

你们怎么会在这里

Oh we're having date night Nice

-我们是来约会的 -不错嘛

I'm meeting someone too

我也约了人

Oh really Anybody we know

是吗是我们认识的人吗

I doubt it I met her on G Harmony

应该不是我们是在天地合网上认识的

That's a Web site for geologists to find love

那是专门为地质学家创立的婚恋网站

That's a real thing

还真有这种网站啊

Yeah Their slogan is "we're all about dating

当然他们的口号是"合时为你安排约会

and not the carbon 14 kind "

而非用碳14测何时"

在地质学中碳14通常用于测试样本的大致年代

Well have a lovely evening

祝你们有个美好的夜晚

Thanks You too

谢谢你们也一样

If you think that's more fun than talking to Zachary Quinto

如果你觉得这样比跟明星扎克瑞·昆图

through a stall door you're crazy

隔着厕所门说话更有意思那你真是疯了

You know we could've come to you guys

其实我们可以去你们家

You didn't have to bring the baby here

这样就不用把宝宝带过来了啦

Oh it's okay It's good to get out of the house

没关系走出家门的感觉真好

And the car ride puts her to sleep

而且她一坐车就乖乖睡觉

Aw that used to work with Sheldon

以前这招对谢尔顿也管用

Yeah until someone left him in the drugstore parking lot

是啊直到某人把他扔在药店的停车场

and he freaked out

让他吓了个半死

Who forgot to crack the window

是谁忘了把车窗留一点缝

Hello

你们好呀

Someone's been shopping at Gucci

有人去古奇购物了

Yeah I saw something for Halley and I couldn't resist

是啊我觉得超适合哈雷就忍不住买了

That's so sweet of you

你真是太好了

Yeah it's a crushed velvet baby cape

是压皱天鹅绒宝宝斗篷哦

Oh no now we have two

不是吧现在我们有两件了

That must've been expensive Yeah it was

-一定很贵吧 -是啊

But it's my father's money and I'm mad at him

但花的是我老爹的钱反正我也不爽他

What's going on with your dad

你跟你爸怎么了

And if you really want to hurt him

如果你真的想惹毛他

I look great in Chanel

我穿香奈儿可好看了

It turns out he doesn't care if I'm married or if I'm single

我才发现他根本不在乎我结婚还是单身

He's basically given up on me

他基本已经放弃我了

Oh I'm sure that's not true

我敢说一定不是真的

It is He stopped trying to find Indian girls for me to marry

是真的他不再帮我找印度姑娘逼我成亲了

All you did was complain when he did that

你爸这么做时你也只是一昧抱怨啊

Leonard he's hurting Let him feel how he feels

莱纳德他正伤心呢让他发泄

Thank you Penny Yeah

-多谢体谅佩妮 -不客气

Shoes I'm a seven and a half boots I'm an eight

我鞋子穿7码半靴子穿8码

MSN Search

MSN搜索

现更名为Bing搜索

AltaVista

阿尔塔维斯塔

于2013年关闭服务

and Ask Jeeves

有事就问吉福斯

现更名为Ask.com

You

你呢

Sorry I don't have a list of defunct search engines that I miss

抱歉我没有需要怀念的过气搜索引擎列表

Hey Looks like I got stood up

看来我被人放鸽子了

so I'm gonna head out Oh no

-所以我还是走吧 -别啊

Are you sure you don't want to give her a few more minutes

你确定不再多等她几分钟吗

Nah G Harmony recommends after two hours

不了天地合网的建议等待时间是两小时

it's time to cut bait

是时候该放弃了

I'm so sorry

我感到很遗憾

Bert I insist that you join us

伯特请你加入我们吧

You really wouldn't mind

你真的不介意吗

Not at all Amy

完全不会艾米你呢

Fine with me

我也不介意

Thanks I'll go grab a chair

谢谢那我去拿把椅子

Sheldon that was so sweet of you

谢尔顿你的举动真是太暖了

Well I could deduce by his facial expression

我从他的脸部表情和肢体语言

and body language that he was sad

推断出他很难过

So the part where he got stood up didn't clue you in

他说自己被人放鸽子时没有给你点提示吗

You want me to look at him and listen to him

你还指望我会一边观察他一边听他的废话吗

My father thinks the reason I can't make a relationship work

我父亲觉得我的每段感情之所以不成功

is because I'm spoiled

是因为我是被宠坏的屁孩

I'm sorry is he waiting for someone to disagree

抱歉他是在等着有人提出反对意见吗

Just because he helps me out

就因为他帮我解决问题

doesn't automatically mean that I'm spoiled

并不意味着我被他宠坏了

All right how much exactly does he pay for

好吧那他到底帮你解决多少账单

Okay I'll tell you

我会告诉你们

but please don't judge me

但请不要鄙视我

He pays for my car my rent and my credit cards

我的车我的房租和信用卡的账单都是他付的

I'm trying but I'm judging

我在努力忍住但我已经鄙视你了

Maybe your dad's right

或许你爸说得对

Yeah women do like a man that can support himself

对啊女人的确喜欢能养活自己的男人

But Bernadette makes more money than Howard

但伯纳黛特挣的钱比霍华德多

She basically supports him

基本是她在养活自己老公啊

Yeah maybe your dad's right

是啊或许你爸是对的

Good question Let's see

好问题我想想

Infoseek

搜信

于2001年关闭服务

WebCrawler

网络蜘蛛

2001原公司破产后被人收购

oh HotBot

热机器人

2011年重新改版上市为门户网站

Okay literally any other topic

够了真的换个什么话题都行

All right How did you guys meet

好吧你们俩是怎么认识的

Actually we met online

其实我们是在网上认识的

Our our first date was at a coffee shop

我们第一次约会是在一家咖啡馆

Although unlike your date she actually showed up

不过跟你的约会对象不一样她可是真来了

Oh he looks sad again

他又看起来难过了

Well I really envy your relationship

我真的很羡慕你们的感情

Other than you two only having sex once a year

除了你们俩一年只做一次爱这点

you're the perfect couple

你们简直是完美情侣档

You you know about that

你知道这件事吗

Uh yeah everyone at the university does

整个大学谁不知道呀

Were you aware of this

你知道这件事吗

No No I only told Leonard Howard Raj

不这事我只告诉过莱纳德霍华德拉杰

Kripke uh Professor Wu Professor Klein

克里普克吴教授克莱因教授

and a lunch lady in the cafeteria

还有一个食堂大妈

How everyone else found out is a mystery to me

我也想不通其他人是怎么知道的

Why aren't you talking to me

你为什么不理我了

Because I'm mad at you

因为我对你很生气

Well now I'm sorry I asked

现在我后悔问了这个问题

Sheldon it's humiliating

谢尔顿我的脸都丢完了

Thanks to you my colleagues are gossiping about our sex life

因为你我的同事们都在八卦我们的性生活

What is there to gossip about

这有什么可八卦的呀

We barely have one

我们都没做过几次

That's why they're doing it

所以他们才感兴趣呀

Is it safe to assume you're not speaking to me again

我可以理解为你再也不想和我说话了吗

If you're not answering because you're not speaking to me

如果你是因为不想理我所以不回答

perhaps we could come up with a signal

也许我们可以用某种信号来表示

That works

我懂了

You don't need your dad's money

你才不需要你爸的钱

You can get by on your salary Yeah

-你的收入足够养活你自己了 -没错

Well we work at the same place as you and

我们和你一样都在学校工作

we've always been fine Oh please

-我们就活得挺好 -得了吧

Look in the mirror You both look ten years older than I do

拜托照照镜子你俩看起来比我老十岁

All right

好吧

Hang on We can figure this out

等等我们一定有办法解决的

Let's just go over your expenses How much is your rent

我们先清理一下你的开销你每月房租多少

I don't want to say

我不想回答

Is it really that high

高到特别离谱吗

I don't want to say because I don't know how much it is

我不想回答因为我不知道多少钱

You don't how much your rent is

你连自己的房租都不知道吗

My father pays for it Do you know how much your rent is

我爸帮我付房租啦你知道你的房租多少钱吗

Yeah

当然知道

Well then double it

那就按你房租的两倍算吧

because my building's a lot nicer than this dump

我的房子比你这垃圾堆舒服多了

Do you know how much your car costs

那你知道每个月养车要多少钱吗

Not really

不知道

Well how much do you spend on food

每个月吃饭要多少钱

The housekeeper does the shopping

吃的全是家政工负责买好

Oh my God you really are spoiled

我的乖乖你真是被宠坏了

I'm spoiled

我被宠坏了

Your baby has a cape that costs $300

你闺女一件披风都价值300美金好嘛

I'm going to bed

我要睡觉了

Well wait

等一下

This is our first fight as a couple who live together

这是我们同居之后第一次吵架

所以呢

I'm not sure of the protocol

我对这种事的规矩还不太懂

Television teaches us

电视里教的是

that the man's supposed to sleep on the couch

这种情况下男的应该去睡沙发

but of the two of us you're clearly more sofa sized

但我们当中明显是你的体型更适合睡沙发

I'm not sleeping on the couch

我才不会为了

'cause you don't know what's private and what's not

你不懂什么叫私事而滚去睡沙发

This isn't fair

这不公平

You've discussed aspects

你还不是和佩妮

of our physical relationship with Penny

讨论过我俩的肉体关系

That's different

那不一样

She's a close friend not the lady in the cafeteria

她是我的闺蜜不是你那位

who cuts the crust off your sandwiches

帮三明治去面包皮的食堂大妈

That lady has a name

人家大妈也是有名字的

I don't know what it is

虽然我不知道她的芳名

but one time I accidentally called her mom

但有一次我不小心喊了她一声妈

Sounds like you're gonna need a cheaper place to live

看来你得先搬去便宜的地方住了

When you moved here you didn't have a lot of money

你刚来这里时也没多少钱

How'd you get by

你是怎么过下来的

Well sometimes you can get free food

有时候你可以从邻居那里蹭到

and Wi Fi from the neighbors

免费的食物和网络

Just know

只不过

you might have to marry one of 'em

最后你可能得嫁给其中的一个人

Hey you guys let Stuart live with you

对了斯图尔特都住在你们家了

Why not Raj too

不如也让拉杰一起住吧

What what are you doing I

你这是在干嘛呀我...

I I I schlepped the baby over I brought imported beer

我拖着孩子来你家聚会还带了进口啤酒

Why don't you like me

你为什么还不喜欢我

Well I thought we were best friends

拜托我以为我俩是好朋友呢

We are

我们是呀

That's why I'm sad my best friend's gonna be homeless

一想到好朋友将要无家可归我真伤心难过

I'm sorry Raj We really just don't have the space

抱歉拉杰我们家真的没地方了

What if he lives in your garage

不如让他住你家车库吧

What if you stop helping

不如你丫赶紧闭嘴吧

Guys I'm not living in a garage

各位我才不要住车库呢

Wait Why are we talking about our place

等等干嘛总纠结我的房子呢

when Sheldon's old room is sitting there perfectly empty

谢尔顿的房间明明还空着呀

That's a great idea

这个主意不错

Raj if you need a place to stay

拉杰如果你需要地方住

of course you are welcome here

我们家永远为你敞开

Thank you but if I'm gonna just take advantage of my friends

谢了但如果我要给朋友添麻烦的话

I might as well keep on relying on my father

我还不如继续靠我爹养着呢

Okay only if you're sure

好吧你决定了就好

Whew

好险

Yeah

万幸

Amy

艾米

Amy

艾米

Amy Yeah

-艾米 -干嘛

Not exactly the welcome wagon but I'll take it

虽然你口气不善但也行吧

What is this

这是什么

I'm mapping basic topics of conversation

我画了一张图列出了和谁

and with whom they can be discussed

应该讨论什么样的话题

I call these circles Zones of Privacy

我管这些圆圈叫"隐私地带"

Don't Google that

别搜索这个词

unless you want to see pictures of people's genitals

除非你想看人类性器官的图片

This circle contains only me and you

这个圈里只有我和你

It represents subjects we only share with each other

代表我们只跟对方分享的话题

details of physical intimacy bathroom habits

身体亲密行为的细节如厕习惯

Although as I'm saying it

不过说着说着

I may need to add Dr Fink in here

我觉得有必要加上芬克医生

Are you really worried

你真的担心

about revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking

向史蒂芬·霍金透露秘密吗

No I was just excited to list him as a friend

不我只是很兴奋能将他列为好友

Well I do appreciate you working on this

谢谢你为我做这些

I'm sorry you were embarrassed

对不起我让你觉得丢脸了

And now I understand that

现在我懂了

some things are just between you and me

有些事只能你知我知

and in the event of redness and swelling Dr Fink

万一有红肿和肿胀芬克医生也要知

What's that little dot in the middle

中间那个小点是什么

That's reserved for thoughts I don't share with anyone

那是我不与任何人分享的想法

Interesting

有意思

You really have secrets you don't tell me

你真有没告诉我的秘密吗

Of course

当然有

Can I hear one

可以说一个听听吗

No they're private

不行这是隐私

Why Are they naughty

为什么是很"不乖"的吗

A little

一点点吧

Please

求你了

Fine

好

Two years ago

两年前...

I got my driver's license

我拿到了驾照

What

什么

Why didn't you say anything

你为什么没说

I like being chauffeured around

我喜欢有司机接送

It makes me feel important

这让我觉得自己是大人物

So when I got up at 4 00 A M to drive you across the desert

我清晨四点起来送你穿越沙漠

to an antique train museum I didn't have to

去古董火车博物馆其实不必我去吗

No you didn't

是你不必

But keep in mind

但你记得

I felt extremely important

那让我觉得自己是超级大人物

What

什么事

Hello Father

你好父亲

We need to talk

我们需要谈谈

All right

好的

I have come to an important decision

我做出了重要决定

I will not be accepting your money anymore

我不会再拿你的钱

I'm a man and I can take care of myself

我是个男人可以照顾好自己

That's wonderful

太好了

Yes that is wonderful

是的非常好

You will no longer be able to accuse me of being spoiled

你不能再指责我被宠坏了

I am so proud of you

我真为你骄傲

Dad I'm trying to tell you off

爸我是想臭骂你一顿

and you're ruining it with your delight and relief

你的欣喜与宽慰毁了我的计划

Sorry

抱歉

Oh no my grown son is going to stop spending all my money

不要啊我已成年的儿子不想再花光我的钱了

Where did I fail as a father

我这个当爹的是哪里做得不对啊

Yeah that's right

这就对了

Keep asking yourself that

好好问问你自己这个问题

But I still love you very much so don't cut me out of the will

但我依然非常爱你所以别把我踢出遗嘱

Oh you brought your own lunch

你自己做了午餐

Good for you

好样的

Yeah I'm making a bunch of changes

我在做出很多改变

This morning I fired my dog walker

今天早上我辞退了遛狗人

Oh How's the dog gonna go to the bathroom

那狗怎么上厕所

Uh I gave her an Imodium

我让她吃了止泻药

That's tomorrow's problem

这是明天的问题了

Excuse me May I have your attention please

不好意思大家注意下好吗

I have recently been made aware

我最近意识到

that my personal relationship with Amy Farrah Fowler

我与艾米·菲拉·福勒的私人关系

has become water cooler gossip

成为了饮水机旁的八卦谈资

And I just want to say shame on all of you

我只想说你们真可耻

We're scientists

我们是科学家

Our minds should be focused

我们应该集中精神

on the advancement of human knowledge

关注人类知识的进步

not the intimate details of other people's lives

而不是其他人的私生活细节

He's right

他说得对

And I'm sorry for the part I played in this

抱歉我在这件事中扮演的角色

Thank you Bert

谢谢你伯特

You're a good man That woman who stood you up

你是个好人昨天放你鸽子

and humiliated you last night really missed out

令你蒙羞的女人真是走宝了

That doesn't paint me in the best light

这样说可建立不了我的光辉形象

Oh Oh I'm sorry

这样啊对不起

Correction That woman not only had vigorous coitus with Bert

纠正那个女人不仅和伯特床战三百回合

she also tipped him a dollar for a job well done

而且还因为他活儿好给了一块钱小费

That better Not really

-光辉起来了吗 -没有

All right well to sum up focus on science

好了总之专注于科学

keep your nose out of other people's business

别管别人的事

and uh whoa for a good time call Bert

还有想寻欢作乐就找伯特

What brought that on

这是唱的哪一出

Well last night Amy was angry with me

昨晚艾米生气了

because I'd been foolishly telling people

因为我傻里傻气地告诉别人

about certain personal matters

某些隐私事情

That's understandable

生气是正常的

Oh I know that now

我现在知道了

At first I thought she was cranky

起初我以为她脾气暴躁

because of her horrific menstrual cramps but

是因为她很严重的经痛但是

it turns out no she was genuinely mortified

结果不是她只是真的觉得丢人