生活大爆炸-S07E08_生活大爆炸

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Hey can I ask you a question Sure

-我能问你一个问题吗 -能啊

You've had this dart board since I've known you

我刚认识你们时这飞镖靶就在这了

but I've never seen you play

但我从没见你们玩过啊

Oh uh we played once

我们玩过啊就一次

I broke a window

我把窗户弄破了

What window That one over there

-哪个窗户 -那边的那扇

Leonard where are the Skee Ball tickets

莱纳德游乐场点卷上哪去了

Skee Ball tickets

什么点卷

Yeah from when we went to the arcade three years ago

我们三年前去游乐场时拿到的点卷啊

I finally decided what prize I want

我想好我要换什么奖品了

Hurry up

快点啊

Uh if I still have them

如果我还有留着

they're probably in the junk box

估计就放在这个垃圾收集盒里了

Ooh what are you gonna get

你准备换什么呢

None of your business

不关你的事

But when you see me wearing a flower

但如果之后你看到我的西装上

in my lapel later

别了一朵花

you are most welcome to sniff it

欢迎你来闻闻

Yup oh here you go

找到了给

Oh thank you

谢啦

Here get yourself an eraser for your troubles

去换个橡皮擦当你的辛苦费吧

I forgot about this

我都忘了这东西

My aunt made it for me when I started college

我要去上大学时阿姨做给我的

Aw did she hate you

她很讨厌你吗

Why Because I got an ugly itchy sweater

怎么会是因为我拿到又丑又痒的毛衣

and my brother got a car No I was her favorite

而我哥拿到一台车吗她绝对"比较宠我"

Yeah I seem to be a few tickets short

好像少了几张票

Are there more in the box

盒子里还有吗

Hmm I think I got them all

应该都拿出来了吧

Nope they're not in there

没里面没有了

Well you barely looked Let me see

你都没仔细找我来吧

No no no I I looked and

不用不用我看过了

No more tickets

里面没了

Leonard let me look in the box

莱纳德让我看看

Okay okay

别别

I'm gonna show you what's in the box

我可以让你看箱子里有什么

but just promise not to flip out

但你得答应你不能跳脚

Why would I flip out

我为什么会跳脚

Is it a spider

是里面有蜘蛛吗

It's a spider

有蜘蛛

No if it was a spider

不会是蜘蛛啦

Lenny would've flipped out

有的话小莱莱早跳脚了

Okay Sheldon

谢尔顿

I know I was supposed to return this DVD a long time ago

我知道很久以前就该还这张DVD了

and I know we rented it on your card

我也知道这是用你的卡去租的

But it's been like seven years

但这都过去七年了

and clearly nothing bad has happened

也没有任何不良后果

So in in in instead of being

所以... 与其跟平常一样

a giant pain in the ass like you always are

使劲找我麻烦

what if this one time

何不就一次

you just tried staying calm

你试着保持冷静呢

That seems like a reasonable request

你这要求听起来颇为合理

Although so did "Hey Leonard

但是我的要求也很合理莱纳德兄

would you mind returning that DVD "

能否劳烦你去还个DVD呢

I'm sorry I'll Ill take care of it

我错了我会去处理这事

Okay

好的

I mean it I'm going to

真心的我会去处理

I believe you

我相信你啊

And you're going to stay calm

你也会不生气保持冷静吗

I said I would

我说了我会

How about that

看到没

Sheldon's being reasonable

谢尔顿居然讲理了

Yeah it's freaking me out I'm gonna go

对啊有点吓到我了我要走了

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So when you say

所以当你说你

you're not going to freak out about the DVD

不会为DVD的事情气得跳脚时

here's what that means

是指这些意思吧

Don't fixate on it

你不会揪住这事不放

Don't wake me up in the middle of the night

也不会半夜把我闹醒

Or nag me through the door

或我在上厕所时

while I'm on the toilet

在门外烦我

Okay first talking to you while you're on the toilet

首先在你上厕所时跟你说话

isn't exactly a picnic for me either okay

对我来说也不是很愉快好吗

Remember

别忘了

when you can hear me I can hear you

你听得到我的声音我也听得到"你的"

And second

第二

you completely disregard

你完全忽视了

how uncomfortable unresolved issues are for me

悬而未决事情对我的闹心程度

It's it's like a

那感觉就像...

an itch in my brain I can't scratch

我脑子里有个挠不到的痒痒

When I broke my arm I used

我以前手臂打石膏时

to stick a coat hanger down there

痒了我就拿衣架子伸进去挠

You ever try that Maybe go in through the ear

你试过吗试试从你耳朵伸进去挠[请勿模仿]

You wouldn't make jokes if you could feel the way I feel

如果你能理解我你就不会还在开玩笑了

Well I don't know how to do that

我不知道怎么理解你那感受啊

How about this

这样吧

I promise I won't pester you about the DVD

我答应你不烦你这DVD的事

You can defecate in peace

也还你清静的拉屎时光

That's a win for both of us But

这对我们也是双赢但是...

until this matter is resolved

在你处理完这事之前

I would like you

我要你

to wear this sweater

穿着这件毛衣

With nothing underneath it

而且底下不许穿任何衣服

That's stupid Why

这蠢爆了为啥要我穿

You say it's itchy and uncomfortable

你说这穿起来又痒又不舒服

I say situations like this make me feel the same way

我对这事的感受也正是如此

I'm telling you try the hanger

信我的试试用衣架子啊

Put it on

穿上

Let's share the experience

体验体验我的感受

You got it

满足你

If this sweater shuts you up

如果穿上这毛衣就能让你闭嘴

I'm gonna make a fortune

那我以后光卖这个

selling them to everyone we know

给我们认识的人就能发大财

Now

现在

all I need to do is head down to the video store

我只需要走到录像带店

and return the DVD

还了这DVD就行了

Oh did I forget to tell you

我忘了跟你说了吗

That store went out of business years ago

那家店几年前就倒闭了

Really

是吗

How those nipples feeling chief

你的咪咪感觉如何啊猛将兄

Penny can we please get our drinks

佩妮能麻烦你把喝的给我们吗

Yeah hang on just give me sec

行再等一下

At work today I did an in vivo stereotaxic surgery

今天上班时我做了一起立体定向手术

Cool At my lab

厉害啊今天在实验室

I performed ten laser capture micro dissections

我做了十起激光捕获显微切割

I scraped gum off the bottom of that table

我今天就把桌子下面的口香糖刮下来了

Only 'cause my manager saw me put it there

因为我经理看见是我把它粘上去的

Oh my gosh

天啊

That's the girl that broke Rajesh's heart

那不是伤了拉杰什心的那个女孩吗

That's Lucy

她就是露西啊

I don't know why but I always pictured her as Indian

不知道为什么我总是以为那个女是个印度人

I think that reason's called racism

因为你有种族歧视

I'm gonna go talk to her

我要过去跟她说话

Why What are you gonna say

为什么你要说什么

I'm not gonna say anything

我什么都不会说

I just want to check her out

我只是想探下她的口风

Because she hurt my friend

因为她伤害了我的朋友

My Indian friend

我的印度朋友

Who's racist now You

-现在是谁种族歧视 -你啊

Because you just called him your "Indian friend "

因为你刚称拉杰是你的"印度朋友"

Yeah well you're short

怎样你个矮冬瓜

We're never getting our drinks

看来我们喝不上东西了

No but we knew that

是啊但我们早就料到了

Hey can I start you off with something to drink

你想先来点喝的吗

Oh water would be great Okay

-来杯水吧 -好的

Um you're Lucy right

你是露西吧

I'm a friend of Raj Koothrappali's

我是拉杰什·库萨帕里的朋友

Actually Amy recognized you

其实先认出你的是艾米

How's he doing

他现在怎么样

Oh you know he's good

还不错

Great

很好

Yeah this is none of my business

这虽然不关我的事

But why did you break up with him in an e mail

但你为什么要用一封电邮跟他分手

Oh I don't know

我也不知道

I guess I thought it would be easier

可能当时我觉得这样轻松点吧

Yeah I get that

好吧我懂了

I'll go get you your water

我去给你拿水

When you say "easier "

你刚说"轻松点"

you mean easier for you right

是指对你而言对吧

'Cause it certainly didn't make it easier for him

因为这对他而言一点也不轻松

Any chance I can get a different waitress

我能换一个服务员吗

I I'm sorry this is rude of me

很抱歉我失礼了

I will go get that water

我现在就给你拿水

See see see see

瞧瞧瞧瞧

Just now you expressed your feelings to my face

刚才你就当着我的面表达了你的感受

How come you could do that with me but not Raj

为什么对我就可以对拉杰就不行呢

I don't know your e mail

因为我不知道你的邮箱

You know what the worst part is

你知道最糟糕的是什么吗

You're sitting here perfectly happy

你坐在这里喜眉笑眼

and he's at home a blubbering mess

而他却窝在家以泪洗面

Oh I thought you said he was okay

你刚不是说他过得还不错吗

Well I also said I was getting you water

我还说给你端水过来呢

but look at me still standing here

但我现在不还站在这教训你吗

You know I may be a bad waitress

或许我是个烂服务员

but you are a bad person

但你是个烂人

Now you want to hear the specials

对了你想听听今晚的特餐吗

So you can never take it off

你永远都不能脱下来吗

是的

Not even to sleep

连睡觉都不行吗

是的

So you're just an idiot

所以你就是一白痴嘛

It's called proving a point

我是为了证明我的观点

Is the point you're an idiot

你的观点就是你的白痴吗

Gentlemen please

先生们别这样嘛

Leonard is trying to walk a mile in my metaphorical shoes

莱纳德只是假设性穿着我的鞋换位思考而已

He can't walk in my actual shoes

当然他不能真穿我的鞋子

He has the feet of a toddler

因为他有双婴儿脚

So how are you gonna return the DVD

如果那家店已经关门了

if the store went out of business

你要怎么把DVD还给人家

Monday morning I'll go downtown

周一上午我会去市中心一趟

look up the owner's information

查一下店主的资料

And send him the DVD

然后把DVD寄回去给他

Pay the late fee

再把滞纳金交了

And prove to Sheldon

同时向谢尔顿证明

that you can have a problem and solve it

在遇到问题和解决问题的过程中

without acting like a complete lunatic

人不一定都要表现得像个十足的疯子

And the man impersonating a bear would like everyone to know

而那个假扮成熊的人会希望大家知道

其身上印有"Only you can prevent forest fires"字样

护林熊身穿美国护林警服装的漫画熊

that "Only you can prevent forest fires "

"只有你能防止森林火灾"

I don't get it

我没明白笑点

You didn't have Smokey the Bear in India No

-你们印度没有护林熊吗 -没有

护林熊阻止森林火灾和环境保护的象征

Oh is he anything like uh Mun Mun the Mongoose

是不是像我们的獴狐猴

He taught us not to play with cobras

它教导我们不要跟眼镜蛇一起玩

You had to be taught not to play with cobras

没人教你们就会去跟眼镜蛇玩吗

You had to be taught not to burn down the forest

没人教你们就会去烧森林吗

Hey if you guys were hungry

你们要是肚子饿

why didn't you order something at the restaurant

为什么在餐厅时不点东西吃呢

We did you never brought it

我们点了啊你没上菜而已

Oh that's right

对哦

Nachos and a turkey club

玉米片与火鸡三明治

Not even close

完全不对

Well I was too busy standing up

那是因为我当时忙着在

for my friend to worry about your

为我们的朋友挺身而出没空上...

I want to say salmon

我想说是三文鱼吧

You want to say sorry

你想说的应该是对不起

So how are you gonna tell Raj abut what you did

所以你打算怎么跟拉杰解释你的行为

What do you mean "how" What's the big deal

干嘛要想怎么解释没什么大不了的

You told Lucy he was a pathetic mess

你告诉露西他以泪洗面

Then you made her cry and leave

把人家都说到哭着跑了

Okay you guys are overreacting

够了你们想得也太严重了

Raj is gonna appreciate how I had his back

拉杰会感谢我为他挺身而出的

What is wrong with you Penny

你脑子进水了吗佩妮

You ruined any chance I had of getting back with Lucy

你毁了我与她重修旧好的可能性

Now she knows I'm a desperate mess

现在她知道我很悲催凄凉了

instead of just being pretty sure

她本来只能九成确定呢

It's Lucy

是露西

She wants to meet for coffee

她想邀我一起喝咖啡

I love you Penny

我爱你佩妮

Hey what're you working on

你在忙什么呢

I'm thinking about how one could use

我在思考能不能借助

the fact that a rapidly rotating mirror

快速旋转镜把虚光子

turns virtual photons into real ones

转化为光子的方法

as a method of observing dark energy

来解决吸收暗能量的问题

That's a pretty cool idea

这主意挺有意思

Yeah It's great you're here

是的你来得正好

I'd love to get an engineer's opinion

我非常想听听工程师的意见

Sure

没问题

This chair is squeaky

我这椅子老吱吱响

Now do I fix it or get a new one

你说我是送修还是买把新的

Well Sheldon it took me all morning

谢尔顿我花了一早上的时间

but I found the owner of the video store

终于找到了那家录像店的店主

And I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep

我很高兴地宣布他是在睡梦中平静地死去

drunk at the bottom of a pool

也就是喝醉后淹死在泳池底了

Anyway there is no one to return the DVD to

总之这DVD没有地方还

so this issue is resolved

问题圆满解决了

And I'd just like to point out that

我要特别说明一点

even though the sweater was uncomfortable

虽然这毛衣让人好不舒服

I didn't use it as an excuse

我也没有以此为借口

to antagonize everyone around me

到处顶撞周围的人

You know you could reimburse the video store owner's next of kin

你可以把它还给录像店老板的亲戚嘛

Or it's resolved

都说问题已经解决了

Hey that next of kin thing sounds pretty good

还给亲戚这主意听上去不错

I believe this is yours

这是你掉的吧

Can I ask you guys a question

能问你们个问题吗

So I'm seeing Lucy tomorrow night

我明晚就要去见露西了

and I've never hung out with someone who broke up with me

我从来没和甩掉我的人出去玩过

How do you do it

我该怎么做呢

You can't let her know you're hurting

你不能让她发现你很受伤

You know the key is confidence

关键是要充满自信

Why is the key always confidence

为什么每件事的关键都是充满自信

How come it's never love handles and flop sweat

怎么就不能是腰间赘肉啦焦虑不安啦

If this girl hurt you so much

如果这姑娘伤你这么深

are you sure you want to see her again

你真的还想和她见面吗

Well if I may

容我说明一下

he has so little self respect

他这人自尊心几乎为零

and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection

又极度渴望哪怕是微乎其微的爱情

she could literally sleep with his own father

所以她就算在拉杰的床上

in his own bed and post the video to YouTube

睡了他爹还把视频发到网上

and he'd still buy her flowers

拉杰还是会送花给她

and ask her to be his bride

并向她求婚

He's right

他说得没错

But in my defense if we could survive that

但我的理由是如果能通过这个考验

we could survive anything

世上还有什么能把我俩分开呢

Well if you're sure you want to do this

既然你真的愿意这么做

it's only coffee

反正也只是喝个咖啡而已

just relax and see what happens

你就放松心态静观其变吧

Well can I say she looks nice Sure

-那我能夸她气色不错吗 -当然

Can I tell her I miss her

能说我好想她吗

Maybe if she asks

如果她问起的话也许吧

Oh can I show her an oil painting I made

能给她看看我手绘的一幅

of us surrounded by our children and grandchildren

我和她被儿孙们环绕的油画吗

I'd save that for the second date

这还是留着第二次见面时再说吧

Good good

也好也好

'Cause no matter how hard I try

反正不管我怎么努力

I cannot get the twins to look alike

都没法把那对双胞胎画得一模一样

What are you doing

你在干什么

Oh I'm just trying to find the stupid next of kin

我在寻找那个傻逼店主的

to this stupid video store owner so I can return the DVD

傻逼亲戚好把DVD还给他们

and see the look on Sheldon's stupid face

好欣赏谢尔顿看到这事没烦到我时

when he sees that I didn't let this get to me

他脸上的傻逼表情

Sheldon's not here

谢尔顿又不在

Why don't you take the sweater off

干嘛不把毛衣脱下来

Th Th There's a principle at stake

这牵涉到原则问题

Which is Oh I don't know

-什么原则 -我也不知道

Who cares Look at me

谁管它呀看我这一身

Oh my God

我的天

Is that sweater made of bees

这毛衣是用蜜蜂织的吗

Come on take it off I won't tell

快脱下来吧我不会告诉他的

No no honey if I take it off Sheldon wins

不行如果我脱下来的话谢尔顿就赢了

Sweetie

亲爱的

every night you don't kill him in his sleep

每天夜里你没有把他谋杀在睡梦之中时

he wins

他就已经赢了

Nah I it's it's almost done

算了...我就快成功了

I just I have to find the next of kin

我只需要找到他的亲戚

and send 'em the DVD

把DVD寄给他们

and then just wait for someone with my complexion to die

然后坐等和我肤色相同的人死掉

so I can get a skin graft

我就可以植皮了

Smile

笑一个

What what is that What is that for

你这是干嘛拍照干嘛

So you can send it to Princeton

你可以把它发给普林斯顿大学

and get your money back

把你白交的学费要回来

I must say Sheldon

不得不说谢尔顿

you're handling this DVD business

这DVD的事你处理得

with an impressive amount of maturity

相当成熟令我刮目相看

I don't know why that surprises you

这有什么可感叹的

I'm a grown man

我本来就是个成熟的人

As should be evident by this sport coat

我的运动夹克

and very real flower in my lapel

和这朵逼真的胸花也证实了这一点

Is there some kind of new coping mechanism you're employing

你是不是实践了某种新的应对机制呀

The more interesting question you should be asking is

你应该问点更有趣的问题

"What does this flower smell like "

比如"这朵花闻起来是什么香味呢"

I'm gonna go with sad

我看是"可悲味"吧

So what's the story with you and this DVD

所以那DVD背后有什么内幕吗

There's nothing to tell

哪有什么内幕

Maybe I purchased a book entitled

也许是因为我买了一本书

Don't Sweat the Small Stuff

叫做《别为小事担忧》

and I followed its wise suggestions

我听从了里面的睿智建议

one of which was

其中一条是

stop and smell the flowers

驻足片刻闻花香[别说了快闻花吧]

Seriously Please

-你不是吧 -求你啦

Hi Hello

-你好 -来啦

Oh it's so good to see you

见到你我真高兴

You too

我也是

Please sit

请坐

I uh I got you a cappuccino

我帮你点了卡布奇诺

I remembered it was your favorite

我记得这是你最喜欢的

I also got crumb cake

我还点了屑饼蛋糕

but I remembered it was my favorite and I ate it

但我想起来这是我最喜欢的我就吃了

Anyway uh how are you

总之你还好吗

I'm pretty good

挺好的

Listen I just wanted to apologize

听我说我想跟你道歉

for breaking up with you in an e mail

我不该用一封电邮和你分手

Well and I ate all the crumb cake

我也吃光了屑饼蛋糕

we both made mistakes

人都会犯错的嘛

Okay

好的

I'm so happy you asked me here

你约我出来我真是太高兴了

and I hope we can hang out again sometime

希望我们改天还能再聚

You know as friends

不论是朋友关系

lovemaking partners whatever

还是炮友关系都行

I'm kind of seeing someone

其实我有对象了

I think I know the answer to this

我想我知道怎么回答

but just to be clear it's not me right

但还是要搞清楚你说的不是我对吗

This is all your fault

这全是你的错

I should've listened to Mun Mun

我应该听獴狐猴的话

because I've been playing with a cobra

因为我一直在和

and her name is Penny

叫做佩妮的眼镜蛇玩

Why are you so cruel

你为什么这么残忍

Do you enjoy my pain

看着我痛苦你很享受吗

There's a girl at the Cheesecake Factory I can set you up with

芝士蛋糕工厂有个女生我可以帮你介绍

I love you Penny

我爱你佩妮

How is it I can conceptualize a methodology

为什么我能将检测宇宙暗物质的

of examining dark matter in the universe

方法概念化

but can't figure out how to fix a novelty squirt flower

却想不出办法修好整蛊喷水花呢

I think the real question is

我想真正的问题在于

why do you waste your time with cheap childish pranks

你为什么要将时间浪费在廉价幼稚的恶作剧上

There's probably a deep reason

可能有深层的原因

Which I'd be happy to discuss with you

我很乐意和你一边吃点罐子里的花生糖

over some peanut brittle in a can

一边讨论这个问题

Okay Sheldon I am out of options

谢尔顿我已经没办法了

Video store owner Nursis Manookian

录像带店的老板勒西斯·曼鲁奇恩

has no next of kin

根本就没有直系亲属

Well you seem hot under the collar

你看起来怒气冲冲的

or is that the sweater

是毛衣闹的吗

Oh oh no no

不不

I It's because I spent all afternoon

是因为我花了一下午时间

at the Armenian church where his funeral mass was held

去举行他葬礼的亚美尼亚教堂调查

According to Father Solakian

据索拉奇恩神父所说

no one attended

没人参加葬礼

Luckily my trip wasn't a complete waste

幸运的是我跑这趟并不是完全浪费时间

I lit a candle and prayed for your death

我点了根蜡烛祈祷你快死

But I'm not Armenian so it probably won't work

但我不是亚美尼亚人所以可能不管用

This is over right

这事结束了对吧

Oh not necessarily

不一定

I suggest you look for long lost relatives

我建议你去亚美尼亚或是黎巴嫩

either in Armenia or Lebanon

找找有没有失联已久的亲戚

Listen to me Sheldon

听好了谢尔顿

I am not going to Lebanon

我不会去黎巴嫩

to return Super Mario Bros the movie

还《超级马里奥兄弟》的影碟

You know it might be fun

也许很好玩呢

You love hummus

反正你爱吃鹰嘴豆泥[黎巴嫩特色食品]

Why isn't this bothering you

为什么你好像不在意这事呢

I Isn't your brain getting itchy

你的脑袋里面不痒吗

This is on your card

这是你的卡借的

This could be ruining your credit score

有可能会毁了你的信用记录

Why isn't this making you crazy

为什么这事没让你发疯呢

Leonard

莱纳德

I have something to tell you

我有话跟你说

but I want you to promise not to flip out

但我要你保证不许跳脚

What

什么事

Seven years ago

七年前

I found out the DVD was late

我发现DVD过期未还

and I paid for it

已经付了钱了

What

什么

I was going to mention it at the time

我当时准备跟你说的

but then I thought some day

但我想有一天

this might be a teachable moment

这件事能给你好好上一课

I You

我...你...

How can

怎么这样

What

你是不是人啊

Sheldon

谢尔顿

that was diabolical

你这样做太恶毒了

I know

我知道

And it wasn't easy

其实我也不容易

Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years

你明白等待多年却不知道

and never know if you're going to finally get satisfaction

能否得到最终的"满足" 有多痛苦吗

You're even prettier than Penny said

你比佩妮形容的还要漂亮

I can't believe a girl like you

我不敢相信你这样的女生

doesn't have a boyfriend

居然没有男友

Well I don't

我没有

I don't believe you you're lying to me

我不相信你你在骗我

What

什么

Oh it's okay

没关系

I have no morals and I'm desperately lonely

我没道德底线我寂寞到绝望的程度

I'll be the other man

我不介意做小三

if you want a little something something on the side

你要一枝红杏出墙来我会依着墙角站

What is wrong with you

你脑子进水了吗

What is wrong with you

你脑子进水了吗

What is wrong with you

你脑子进水了吗