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Is anyone else troubled by the Spider Man theme song

你们有人觉得蜘蛛侠的主题曲很闹心吗

Why would it trouble you

那首怎么会让你闹心啊

It's like your third favorite cartoon theme song

那不是你第三喜爱的卡通主题曲吗

It is right behind

的确是就排在

Do do do do do Inspector Gadget

嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 G型神探

and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

以及忍者神龟

Heroes in a half shell

背有龟壳大英雄

Turtle power

忍者龟力量

However the Spider Man lyrics posit that "Spider Man

但蜘蛛侠的歌词却唱 "蜘蛛侠

Spider Man does whatever a spider can "

蜘蛛侠蜘蛛能做的他都能"

Yeah so

那又如何

I can think of many things Spider Man can't do

但我能想到一堆蜘蛛能做到

that a spider can

而他不能的事

One crawl in your ear and die

一爬进你耳朵死在里面

Two legally leave Guatemala without a passport

二不出示护照也能合法离开危地马拉

Three have sex with a spider

三跟母蜘蛛做爱

Can we change the subject

我们能换一个话题吗

Spiders give me the jeebie jeebies

人家铁汉怕怕蜘蛛

It's "heebie jeebies "

是铁汉"犹怕"蜘蛛

I know but that sounds anti Semitic

有个"犹"字感觉歧视犹太人

Anyway I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight

我是在想我们今晚可以来个小电影节

The theme movies that killed their franchises

主题把系列搞臭的电影

Like Jaws 4 Indiana Jones 4 Daredevil 1

例如《大白鲨4》《印第安纳琼斯4》《超胆侠1》

Miss Congeniality 2 Armed and Fabulous

还有《特工佳丽2 火爆特工》

I mean you know a movie's bad

连我的宝贝桑德拉·布洛克都救不起

when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it

你就知道这烂片有多烂了

Penny's working tonight I'm in

佩妮今晚要工作我参加

Not me I'm having dinner

我不行我得跟伯纳黛特

with Bernadette and her parents

还有她父母共进晚餐

Fun We know how much you love that

有意思我们都知道你多"爱"这档事

It's torture

太折磨我了

Especially with her dad

尤其是跟她爸相处

We have nothing in common

我们没有任何共同点

You know what I like to do when I'm forced to speak

当我被逼着跟智商低我太多的人聊天时

with those beneath my intellectual station

你知道我都怎么做吗

I bring up an interesting topic

我会提出一个有趣的话题

like the difference between Spider Man and spiders

例如蜘蛛侠与蜘蛛的差别

Thanks Sheldon

谢谢你啊谢尔顿

I'll try that with my father in law

我到时再跟我岳父试试

No you can't use that one That's mine

你不许用这话题这是我的招

Uh try this one for an ice breaker

试试用这个话题暖场吧

Uh despite popular lore there is no place

尽管坊间许多谣传事实上

in the continental United States Alaska or Hawaii

无论从美国本土阿拉斯加还是夏威夷

from which one can dig straight through the center of the earth

你都不可能垂直挖出一条能贯穿地球

and come up in China

穿到中国的通道

Great thank you

很好谢谢啦

Actually you can't have that one either

不行这个你也不许用

It's too good Sorry

这也是个好话题抱歉啦

What about you Sheldon

你呢谢尔顿

Do you have any plans tonight

今晚有任何安排吗

Sadly yes

很遗憾我有呢

Amy's taking me to a memorial service

艾米要拉我去参加一个丧礼

It's for one of her colleagues who is of Asian descent

是她一个有亚洲血统的同事丧礼

so my planned conversational gambit is to casually remark that

所以我聊天时就打算不经意地提到

no matter how deep they dig his grave

无论他们从那人的坟挖多深下去

he'll never make his way back to China

他永远也回不到中国

That should lighten the mood

这应该能让气氛"轻松不少"啊

What can I say

哥就是厉害

I put the "fun" in funeral

总能把丧事变喜事

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Amy Amy

艾米艾米

Oh right funeral

忘了是要去丧礼

Amy

艾米

Hello Sheldon

你来啦谢尔顿

I'm not allowed to wear my Silver Surfer neck tie

我想打银影侠的领带都不行

but you can wear a bathrobe

你却可以穿浴袍啊

I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral

我病得太厉害去不了了

You're sick

你病啦

You poor kid

真可怜

Well see ya

那我走啦

Sheldon aren't you gonna take care of me

谢尔顿你不留下来照顾我吗

Me No

我吗不啊

No I'm not that kind of doctor

我是"博士生"不是"医生"

But our relationship agreement clearly states

但是我们的恋爱合同中明确写道

that when one of us is sick the other must take care of them

其中一人若是病了另一方就得照顾对方

Oh I see the confusion

我明白你的疑惑

No the intent behind that clause

那个条款的用意是要

was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill

强迫你在我生病的时候照顾我

When you're feeling better you'll think that's funny

等你身体好点就能理解箇中幽默了

Never mind Good night Sheldon

算了晚安吧谢尔顿

Amy Amy Amy

艾米艾米艾米

I made a commitment in writing

我曾白纸黑字地同意过

to comfort you in times like this

要在这样的情况下照顾你

Additionally you are my girlfriend

而且你也是我女朋友

and I care about your well being

我在乎你的幸福安康

Thank you Sheldon

谢尔顿谢谢你

You're welcome

不客气

Now let's get this over with

那咱们速战速决吧

So how have you been

近来如何

Fine

还行

Good

不错

Fine is good

还行就不错了

How you liking retirement

还享受退休生活吗

It's fine

还行啦

I'm sensing a theme

这让我想到

You ever really think about the Spider Man theme song

您认真想过蜘蛛侠的主题曲内容吗

How's that dinner coming

晚餐做得如何了

I just put it in It's gonna be a while

刚放进去烤还得好一阵呢

I like rare chicken

我就爱吃生鸡肉

Let's do this

咱们来大快朵颐吧

You could die

会吃死人的

Death by chicken

吃鸡吃死

That's a pretty "fowl" way to go

挺"鸟"的一种死法啊

Here's another beer honey

再给你来瓶啤酒亲爱的

Thank you

谢谢

So Mrs Rostenkowski

罗斯滕科斯基太太

you took that trip to the Grand Canyon

听说你去大峡谷国家公园玩了

How was it

好玩吗

It was good

好玩

Had no idea you were the chatty one

才意识到原来您是健谈的那个

102 2

102.2华氏度[39度]

Exactly what it was half an hour ago

跟半小时前一模一样

It's like you're not even trying to get better

好像你一点都不想好转一样

Sheldon you don't get over the flu in half an hour

谢尔顿流感哪能过半小时就好啊

Well not with that attitude

你这种态度怎么好

I have to say

我不得不说

I'm finding your bedside manner a little lacking

我觉得你对病人的态度不够耐心

I'm sorry

抱歉嘛

I just want you to get better as soon as possible

我只是想你能尽快好起来

And with that goal in mind let me ask you a question

抱着这个目标我要问你个问题

Do you believe in the placebo effect

你相信安慰剂效应吗

从而让其症状得到舒缓的现象

病人虽然获得无效的治疗但却"预料"或"相信"治疗有效

Of course I do

当然相信

There have been many studies proving its validity

很多研究证明了其有效性

Great

很好

Now this may look like a Tic Tac

这可能看似是薄荷糖

but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed

但它其实药效强大还特别设计成

to cure your illness as well as freshen your breath

能治疗疾病的同时帮你清新口气

Sheldon this isn't helping

谢尔顿这一点帮助都没有

Why don't you just let me get some rest

你何不就让我睡一会呢

How can you sleep

你怎么能睡觉呢

I'm not done making you feel better

为了让你感觉好点我还有好多事要做呢

I still have to put a cold rag on your head

我还得在你额头放一块冷毛巾

sing to you and apply VapoRub to your chest

唱歌给你听帮你在胸口擦伤风膏

Y You want to rub something on my chest

你要帮我在胸口擦东西

Yes

是啊

All over it

整个胸口都得擦

Maybe we should start with that

或许我们应该从那个开始

Now you're being a responsible patient

现在你才是个尽责的病人

Now you may notice some tingling

你可能会有些刺激感

Oh I'm counting on it

不刺激还不要呢

Okay dig in

好了开动吧

Hold up

慢着

Bless us O Lord for these Thy gifts

主求你降褔我们

which we are about to receive from Thy bounty

並降褔你惠赐的这次晚餐

through Christ our Lord Amen

我们的主基督阿门

Took the words right out of my mouth

把我想说的话抢了

So Dad have you done any fishing lately

爸你最近有去钓鱼吗

I'm going next weekend

下周末去

Oh you like to fish

你喜欢钓鱼啊

Yes

是啊

Sure I can hear it in your voice

也是我能从你声音听出来

Oh if he didn't like it he wouldn't go

如果他不喜欢就不会去了

You know I hadn't thought of that

我还真没想到这点

Help me

救我

Hey Dad maybe you could take Howard fishing sometime

爸有时间你可以带霍华德一起去啊

Give you guys a chance to get to know each other better

让你们俩有机会更了解对方

No no

不不用了

We know each other well enough

我们已经够了解对方了

He's been talking my ear off all night

他整个晚上都在叨叨个不停

Howie I think you'd have fun

华仔我觉得你会喜欢的

Fine you can tag along

好吧你可以跟着去

Terrific

太棒了

My two favorite fellas gone fishin'

我最爱的两个男人一起去钓鱼

Well hang on a second Bernie

等一下小妮妮

Next weekend we have that thing

下周我们有事

Whathing

什么事

You know the thing

就是那件事啊

Oh that thing

那件事啊

No I cancelled that thing

没了我取消了

All right it's settled

行就这么定了吧

You and I are going fishing Great

-你和我一起去钓鱼 -真好

Thanks for the help

谢谢你落井下石

I've never even been fishing

我从来没去钓过鱼

This is gonna be a disaster

场面肯定会很糟糕

If you don't want to look foolish doing something

如果不想在干某事时看起来笨手笨脚

you should practice

你就应该多多练习

Do you know how many beef Wellingtons I made by myself

你知道在邀请你们来我家之前

before I invited you guys over

我做了多少次惠灵顿牛排吗

I'll give you a hint

给你们个提示

You can see them here here

你们可以从这里这里

and here

还有这里看出来

Raj is probably right

拉杰说得对

You should get someone to give you some pointers

你应该找人给你些建议

Do either of you guys know how to fish

你们俩有谁知道怎么钓鱼吗

不知道

But if you catch anything

不过如果你真钓到鱼

I know how to steam it in banana leaves

我知道怎么用香蕉叶子包着蒸

Come on we must know somebody

拜托我们肯定有认识

who can do manly stuff like this

懂这种爷们事情的人

What's up

干嘛

Step 1 worms

第一步虫子

恶心死了

Okay right there "ew" is one of the things

打住 "恶心死了"这句话

you're not gonna want to say in front of your father in law

你绝对不能再你岳父面前说

It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away "

一样娘的还有"真讨厌"和"快拿开"这两句

Now pick one up

拿条虫子起来

Really

真的假的

You're gonna have to do it when you're fishing

你钓鱼的时候就得这么做

Okay

好吧

What are you waiting for

你在等什么啊

I don't know for them to die of natural causes

不知道等它们自然死亡了再下手抓嘛

Just pick up a worm and put him on this hook

快点挑一条虫子然后把它弄到鱼钩上

Fine

好啦

There

好了

I'm no expert

虽然我不是专家

but I think the hook has to go through the worm

但这鱼钩得穿过虫子才行吧

Fine

好吧

Sorry Mr Worm

抱歉啦虫子先生

Sherm Sherm the Worm

舍尔曼虫子舍尔曼先生

Hey don't name him

别给它取名字

Just jab a hook in his face

麻利地把鱼钩插穿它脸就对了

You got this buddy

你行的哥们

Yeah come on Howard Hook that worm

是啊加把油霍华德钩穿那条虫

You can do it

你行的

That's great

不错啊

Cheerleading way to man things up

拉拉队加油你们仨真够"男性雄风"

"And the control group displayed

"随后实验对照组显示了

significantly fewer genetic abnormalities

基因变异体的大幅减少

But because of flaws in the experimental design

但由于实验环境的设计

relating to environment and diet

和喂食环节的缺陷

they lived inconclusively ever after "

它们最终都与世长辞了"

The end

剧终

That was great

故事真好听

Rub my chest again

再帮我擦擦胸口吧

不行

I need to get you down for a nap

我得让你睡会儿

For some reason that VapoRub gets you all fired up

不知怎么那伤风膏让你像打了鸡血一样

How's the poor thing

可怜的小家伙怎么样了

Oh I'm hanging in there Thanks for asking

我还撑着呢谢谢你的关心

Okay Amy I brought you some drugs

艾米我给你带了点

we were working on in the lab

我们实验室正在研发的药

This is proving really good for congestion

这种对鼻塞很有用

but there's a slight chance

但有很小的可能

it can make your tears burn like acid

让你的眼泪有强酸的灼烧感

so if you take it happy thoughts

吃了药就求上天保佑吧

Uh I'm going to draw you a soothing bath

我去帮你放一缸能放松身心的水吧

Where's your bath thermometer

你的水温计在哪

I don't have a bath thermometer

我没有水温计

Fine Then I'm going to draw you

好吧那我就帮你放一缸

a nerve wracking bath of indeterminate temperature

让神经紧绷的水温不明水吧

This is a really good expectorant

这种药的化痰功能很强

Although some test subjects reported

不过有些试药员报告说

lactating uncontrollably when they heard music

她们听到音乐时会忍不住分泌乳汁

Okay okay here's the deal

好了是这么回事

I don't need your medicine I'm not sick

我不需要你的药我没病

I don't understand

我不太明白

I got better two days ago

我两天前就好多了

It's just been so nice having Sheldon take care of me

但谢尔顿把我照顾得太好了我舍不得

So you've just been lying to him

所以你就一直骗他啊

See the stuff in my nose

看我鼻子的东西

Rubber cement

那是胶水

I don't mean to be judgy

我不是想批评你啦

but this is the kind of thing lunatics do

但这种事不是只有疯子才会做吗

All right

好吧

I'll tell him

我跟他坦白

Amy would you be strong enough to bathe yourself

艾米你有力气自己洗澡吗

or do you need my help

还是你需要我帮忙

I'll tell him tomorrow

我明天再坦白

Mama needs a bath

老娘想好好洗个澡

Now let's assume by some miracle

现在我们假设奇迹降临

you actually catch a fish

你真的钓上来一条鱼

You're going to have to know how to gut it

你得知道怎样清理内脏

So what you're going to do

所以你要做的就是

is you're going to take your knife

拿起刀

slice him right up the belly

从它的肚皮上切下去

You want me to stop

要我停下来吗

No I'm fine Keep going All right

-不我没事你继续 -好

Now you don't want to cut too deep into its guts

千万别切得太深

or the blood will just squirt all over your face

不然血会溅得你满脸都是

Oh my God

我的天啊

What is with you guys

你们这群阿宅是怎么回事

It's not our fault

不是我们的错啊

Our dads never did anything like this with us

我们的老爸又没和我们做过这些事

What never

从来没有过吗

My dad was an anthropologist

我爸爸是个人类学家

The only father son time he spent

我们唯一的父子活动

was with a 2 000 year old

都献给那个有两千年历史的

skeleton of an Etruscan boy

伊特鲁里亚男孩的尸骸了

I hated that kid

我可讨厌那小子了

Mine just took me to his gynecology office

我爸只会带我去他的妇科办公室

I got so bored

我甚至无聊到

I'd put vaginal lubricant on the bottom of my shoes

把阴道润滑剂涂在鞋底

and pretend I was ice skating

然后幻想我是在滑冰

Yeah well my quality father son time

我小时候美好的父子时光

was spending my adolescence looking out the window

都用来盯着窗外

waiting for my dad to come back someday

等我爸会不会回心转意回家来了

Yeah okay Howard wins

好吧霍华德赢了

You know maybe we didn't have opportunities like this

也许我们在长大的过程中

when we were growing up but right now

没有这样的机会但现在

there's a dad that wants to take you on a fishing trip

有位父亲真的要带你去钓鱼了

You're right

你说得对

I should do this Great

-我得好好学 -很好

Here you go

拿着

What you're going to do

你现在要做的是

is you're going to stick your thumb down its throat

把你的手指伸进它的喉咙

grab the guts and pull

抓住内脏往外拉

Here we go

我要动手啦

Oh look it's a female You can see all the eggs

瞧这是鱼妈妈快看她产的卵

I'm walking on sunshine

在阳光下漫步

And don't it feel good

感觉多么爽快

And don't it feel good

感觉多么惬意

Oh Sheldon am I glad you're back

谢尔顿你可算回来了

Taking a turn for the worst

我又严重了

I think I'm going to need another bath

我觉得你得再帮我洗个澡

I'm surprised to hear that

听你这么说真是意外

See the other day I was concerned that you weren't recovering

那天我担心你怎么一直没有好转

so while you were sleeping

所以趁你睡觉时

I took a cheek swab and had it cultured in the lab

取了你的唾液样本到实验室进行细菌培养

是吗

I got the results back

结果出来了

Have you developed any of the following symptoms

你有出现如下症状吗

A growing nose

鼻子变长

or perhaps a warm sensation in the trouser region

或是裤子区域有温热感觉

Also known as full blown

也就是大家熟知的

"Liar liar pants on fire "

"撒谎撒谎裤裆烧光"

All right all right

好啦好啦

But I really was sick at the beginning

但最开始我真的病了

It's just been so nice having you take care of me

只是有你照顾我的感觉真是太好了

It hurts that you would lie to me Amy

你骗我我会伤心的艾米

I thought our relationship was based on trust

我以为我们的关系是建立在信任

and a mutual admiration that skews in my favor

以及倾向于对我有利的相互欣赏之上

I feel terrible I did this

我很抱歉我这么做了

It pains me to say it

尽管这么说我也不好受

but I think some form of penalty is in order

但我觉得惩罚是必须的

so as to discourage this type of behavior in the future

以防日后再出现这样的行为

I suppose that's fair What do you suggest

这无可厚非那你想怎么惩罚我

In a perfect world I'd lock you

在理想世界里我会把你关在

in a stockade in the public square

广场上的围笼里

That probably requires a permit

那可能需要申请准证

I could not be allowed

可以不允许我

to go to the opening of the next Star Trek movie

参加下一部《星际迷航》电影的首映啊

Oh that seems overly harsh

这惩罚也太重了

You gave in to a human weakness

你只是向人性弱点屈服

You didn't kill a man

你又没杀人

You know it's a tad old school

这惩罚可能有点传统

but my father was not one to spare the rod

但我哥溜进我爸的卡车

when my brother would sneak into his truck

偷喝他的驾车威士忌时

and drink his driving whiskey

我爸奉行的是"不打不成材"

Are you saying you want to spank me

你是说你要打我屁屁吗

I don't want to

我也不想啊

But it looks like you left me no choice

但我别无选择了啊

That's true

的确是

I've been a very bad girl

我是个非常"淘气"的坏女孩

Hi ho hi ho it's off to fish we go

走起走起咱们去钓鱼

That's what you're wearing

你穿成这样啊

No good

不行吗

The guy at the sporting goods store

体育用品店的人说

said these are what fishermen wear

钓鱼就要穿这个

Maybe in cartoons

在卡通片里差不多

Wish I had known that before I posted

真希望在上传照片

all those pictures on Facebook

到网上前就知道这点

All right let's hit the road

好了出发吧

I wouldn't mind shooting some ducks in the morning

大早上去猎几只鸭子也不错

Wait now we're shooting things

等等咱们还要猎东西吗

I like using a big shell

我喜欢用大口径的子弹

You can't eat them afterwards

虽然之后没法吃

but it's fun watching them blow up

但打爆它们很有趣

Sir I'm flattered

先生您邀请我一起去

that you invited me

我真是受宠若惊

and I really want you to like me

我真的很想让您接受我

but

但是

I don't think this trip is the way to do it

我想这趟行程不是什么好主意

And I can't return these things

而且如果上面满是鸭子残骸

if there's chunks of duck all over them

我也退不了这身行头

So why'd you agree to come

那你为什么同意一起去

'Cause Bernadette made me

因为伯纳黛特逼我去

I tried to back out too

我也尝试不去

My wife said I had to go

我老婆也逼我去

Really Your wife makes you do stuff

真的吗您老婆也逼你做事吗

You're a big scary cop

您可是吓人的大个儿警察

You're an astronaut

你是个宇航员

and your wife makes you do things

不也一样被老婆牵着鼻子走

and she's only four feet tall

而且她只是个小不点

So what do we do now

那我们现在怎么办

They expect us to go away for the weekend

她们是要我们出去玩一整个周末呢

There's an Indian casino near Palm Springs

棕榈泉附近有家印式赌场

You know how to shoot craps

双骰会玩吗

No but I'm not a stranger to dice games

不会但我对骰子游戏也略知一二

I was the Temple Beth El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion

我是希伯来圣地庙学校的"快艇骰"冠军

Mazel tov

恭喜恭喜[希伯来语]

I'll teach you how to play

我会教你怎么玩

Really

真的吗

Thank you sir

谢谢先生

Call me Mike

叫我麦克吧

Okay

好的

Oh boy we're just married to

老天我们真是娶了

a couple of ballbusters huh Mike

两个蛋疼女回家啊麦克

That's my wife and daughter you're talking about

你说的可是我的老婆和女儿

Great couple of gals

她们是贤良淑德的典范

I wouldn't go that far

那又有点过了

Are you prepared to receive your punishment

准备好接受惩罚了吗

One second

等等

I want to put on some music

我要放音乐

Why

为什么

I don't want to disturb the people next door

你教训我乖乖听话时

while you discipline me

我不想动静太大扰邻

Very well then

那好吧

Get over my knee Let's begin

趴我膝盖上开始了

Oh my

天啊

Excuse me

正经点

You're not supposed to be enjoying this

你不应该觉得享受才对

Then maybe you should spank me harder

那你要不要再打大力点

Maybe I will

也许我会哦