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Have you guys seen this feature

你们知道有个新功能

that lets you talk to Siri without pressing any buttons

可以跟Siri对话不用按按钮吗

No How does it work

不知道怎么操作

You just say uh "Hey Siri what time is it "

你就说 "Siri 现在几点"

The time is 6 37 P M

现在是下午6点37

So now anyone can control your phone

所以现在谁都可以控制你的手机吗

Hey Siri show me pictures of naked grandma butts

Siri 找老奶奶的光屁屁图给我看

Nice try

想得美

It only recognizes my voice

它只会听从我的声音指示

Oh Cool

厉害

Hey Siri show me pictures of naked grandma butts

Siri 早老莱莱的框屁屁图给窝砍

I don't sound like that

我的声音才不是那样

Here are some images of naked grandma butts

这些是老奶奶的光屁屁图

Hey Good news everybody

好消息各位

Now that I'm no longer with Amy

鉴于我跟艾米已经分手了

I have an extra ticket to the annual Thanksgiving lunch buffet

我有多一张水族馆餐厅的

at the aquarium cafeteria Who wants it

年度感恩节自助午餐票谁想要啊

Well you realize you won't be going alone

你们知道不是自己去吧

I'll be there the whole time

我会全程陪伴

Providing fish and pilgrim facts

并提供各种鱼类与移民的小知识哦

Can you people hear me

你们听得到我说话吗

Well we're having everyone over

我们邀请了大家来聚餐

Yeah Leonard and I are gonna be cooking all day

所以我跟莱纳德那天都得在家做饭

Otherwise we'd love to

不然我们肯定超想去

But we can't

可实在没办法

Yeah poor us

我们运气太不好了

And Raj and I are volunteering at the soup kitchen

我跟拉杰要去粥棚当自愿者

feeding food to the homeless

给无家可归的人发食物

Well Howard what about you

霍华德那你呢

Oh I can't

我去不了

I'm going to the soup kitchen too

我也要跟去粥棚当自愿者

You said that sounded like the worst thing ever

你明明说这是史上最烂的活动

If you can't support me when I'm lying

如果我撒谎时你不挺我

why are we married

那我们结婚干嘛

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第九集

Hi Sheldon What's up

谢尔顿有什么事吗

Well I'm calling because Thanksgiving is coming up

我打来是因为感恩节马上要到了

and I wanted to offer you the aquarium tickets

我想送你水族馆的票

No one can go with you

没人可以陪你去吗

No They'd rather spend the holiday with each other

没有他们宁愿聚在一起过节

than find out if this is the year I finally touch a starfish

也不想知道今年我会不会终于敢摸海星

Anyway I wouldn't want the tickets to go to waste

我不想票就这么浪费了

so take whomever you'd like

所以你想带谁去就带谁去吧

Okay Thank you

好吧谢谢

And feel free to tell your guest that

我不介意你跟你的伴说

the Myanmar catfish is also known as the pilgrim fish

缅甸鲶鱼又称移民鱼这个小知识

In case the turkey's dry

以防到时火鸡肉太干

and you need something juicy

而你需要多汁有料的知识救场

Sheldon I can tell you want to go

谢尔顿我看得出来你很想去

so if you'd be comfortable with it

所以如果你不介意的话

maybe we could go as friends

我们能以朋友身份一起去啊

You don't think that will be awkward

你不会觉得这很尴尬吗

Well it is Thanksgiving in an aquarium cafeteria

感恩节在水族馆饭堂里吃饭

so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yes

我猜应该是会挺尴尬吧

But if you mean between us

但如果你是说我俩之间

I think it'll be fine

我不觉得会尴尬

Very well then

那行

I'll see you on Thanksgiving morning

感恩节早上见吧

See you then

到时见

Oh and forget what I said about the Myanmar catfish

先忘了我刚说的缅甸鲶鱼小知识吧

My list of marine themed pilgrim facts is pretty short

我的海洋主题移民小知识列表还挺短的

Did you know they served shellfish and eel

你知道史上第一次过感恩节的时候

at the very first Thanksgiving

上桌的菜还有贝类跟鳗鱼吗

And there goes my list

小知识列表到此完毕了

So how does this work

所以这是怎么个运作方式

The soup kitchen manager assigns the jobs

粥棚经理会给我们分配工作

and the shifts are six hours

一个班次是六小时

Six hours

要六小时啊

Oh God I don't want to complain for that long

天啊人家不想哇哇叫这么长时间啊

Do you ever do anything for anyone else

你这辈子有为别人付出过吗

I happen to be a giving and generous lover

小爷恰好是一位乐于"奉献"的爱人

Are you and I close enough for me to say that's creepy

我跟你的关系好到可以说他很变态了吗

We are and I believe the word you're looking for is yech

可以而且我觉得你想说的字眼应该是"恶"

Uh can I help you

有什么能帮忙的吗

Hi We'd like to volunteer

你好我们想来当自愿者

Oh I appreciate you guys coming down

很谢谢你们特地跑一趟过来

but we already have enough people

但我们已经够人手了

Any other day please come back

平常任何时候欢迎你们来

Oh Okay

好吧

Wipe that smug smile off your face

收起你脸上欠扁的笑容

Maybe I'm happy that so many people turned up

我只是因为听到很多人来帮助不幸的人们

to help the less fortunate

心中乐开了花而已啊

Are you and I close enough for me to say

我跟你的关系好到可以说他...

That he's an ass He beat you to it

是个贱人吗他已经抢先证明了

I was wrong A large group had to cancel

我说错了有一大批人来不了了

Oh great We'd love to help

太好了我们很乐意帮忙

Wipe that smug smile off your face

收起你脸上欠扁的笑容

I can't

臣妾做不到啊

Look at us

看看我们俩

Our first Thanksgiving as husband and wife

我俩第一次以夫妻身份过感恩节

I know

对啊

I feel so grown up

感觉自己是个大人

Sweetie you are grown up

亲爱的你本来就是大人

Really

真的吗

How many grown ups do you know

有多少大人

who have Mr Spock oven mitts

拥有史波克的烤箱手套呢

Hey the recipes are on my iPad

菜谱在我的iPad里

Will you pull 'em up Yep

-帮我点开 -好

What's the code My birthday

-锁屏密码 -我的生日

It's not working

不对啊

It's just the four digits month and day

就四位数字而已月份加日期

Nope

不对啊

Let me see

我看看

Yeah there

可以啊

What number were you putting in

你输入的数字是多少

You don't know my birthday do you

你不知道我生日对吧

Yes I do

我当然知道

Well what is it

那你说说

May

5月

May what

5月几号

I'm not gonna say your password out loud

大庭广众之下我怎么可以说出来

That is not secure

太不安全了

You don't know your own husband's birthday

你居然不知道你老公的生日

Well you don't know everything about me

你也不知道我的所有事情啊

Your birthday is December 2

你的生日是12月2号

you grew up on Perkins Street

你小时候的家在珀金斯街上

the last four digits of your social are

你的社保号码尾四位数是

7 6 2 1

7-6-2-1,

and the odds of me letting you forget this are zero

想让我放过你不提这件事的几率是0

Oh look at us

快瞧我们俩

Our last Thanksgiving as husband and wife

最后一次以夫妻身份过感恩节

Hello

你好啊

你好

Ready for the aquarium

准备好要去水族馆了吗

I am

当然

You know and in an effort to reduce awkwardness

对了为了要减少尴尬

as we learn how to function as friends

我们还得练习以朋友关系相处

I printed out a list of safe topics for polite conversation

我特意打了一张不会触碰地雷的聊天话题

If that makes you more comfortable

这样你会好受点的话那行吧

If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable

如果真有"能让我好受的事情"的列表

lists would be on the top of that list

列表上的第一件就会是"列表"

Okay now Oh

好了我看看

"Since last we spoke have you acquired any pets "

"我们最后一次交谈后你有开始养宠物吗"

No You

没有你呢

没有

Um "Since last we spoke

"我们上次交谈后

have you planned or gone on any vacations "

你有计划要去或已经去哪里度假了吗"

I might go visit my aunt next week

我可能下周会去探视我阿姨

Mm Your aunt in Modesto

你在莫德斯托市的那个阿姨吗

No the one in Bakersfield

不是是住在贝克斯菲尔德市的那位

Bakersfield I see

贝克斯菲尔德市了解

Where has this list been all my life

这张列表怎么才出现在我的人生中

We're gonna have you washing dishes

你们今天就负责洗碗

Uh aprons and rubber gloves are here just

围裙跟橡胶手套在这里就...

scrape wash and stack

刷洗叠就对了

If you need me I'll be around

有事就叫我我会过来

So we don't even get to be up front where the action is

我们连战场前线都去不了吗

What difference does it make

有什么差别啊

I don't know I was hoping some poor kid

不知道我还希望会有可怜兮兮的小孩

would come up to me and say

走到我面前跟我说

Please sir I want some more

先生求求你再多给我点儿吧

You're in a soup kitchen

你丫是在粥棚工作

not a production of Oliver

不是在《雾都孤儿》音乐剧现场

It's not like I'm expecting them to sing

我又不指望他们会唱出来

and then the next day was 73 degrees

然后隔天是73度

and the day after that was 72

再之后一天是72度

and then it was 72 again

再往后又是72度

uh then it was 74

再后来是74度

I'd wear shorts if I had a pair 78

如果我有短裤我肯定穿的78度[25.5摄氏度]

Are we done discussing the weather

我们讨论完天气了吗

I don't know if I'd call it "discussing"

我觉得我们这称不上"讨论"啊

You kind of sat back and let me do all the work

你就光坐在那全都是我在论

Let's see what's next on the list

看看列表上的下一项

Oh here Uh "Do you whittle

来 "你会木雕吗

and if so what kind of knife do you "

如果会你都是用哪种刀呢"

Sheldon

谢尔顿

We've known each other a long time

我们已经认识彼此很多年了

We are perfectly capable of having a conversation

我们绝对能正常地谈天说地

without relying on a list off the Internet

不用靠网上的某张列表

All right

好吧

Well what should we talk about

那我们应该聊什么

I don't know Just ask me whatever comes to mind

不知道你想到什么就问什么吧

Very well

好的

I know you've been seeing other men

我知道你有跟别的男人约会

Have you had coitus with any of them

你跟他们之中任何一人交媾过了吗

Man I walked right into that one

靠我真是挖坑给自己跳

Next we need a teaspoon of pepper

接下来我们需要一茶匙的胡椒

which I believe was also the name of your childhood dog

你小时候养的狗也正好叫胡椒

Fine You think you know so much

行你觉得你知道很多是吧

Who's my favorite Spice Girl

我最喜欢辣妹组合中哪位辣妹

90年代英国知名女子团体

Baby

宝贝辣妹

Who's my favorite member of NSYNC

"超级男孩"中我最喜欢哪一位

Justin

贾斯汀

Who's my favorite Backstreet Boy

那我最喜欢的"后街男孩"成员是

属于竞争关系

这两个在90年代走红的美国男子团体

Nice try NSYNC forever

陷阱题超级男孩一生推

Damn it

靠

Face it you can't stump me

你不服都不行你碾压不了我

I am the king of husbands

我就是丈夫之王

I know that you don't like the lingerie

我还知道你不喜欢我情人节

that I got you on Valentine's Day

送你的那套内衣

I know you hate the word "moist" I know

我还知道你讨厌"湿润"这个词

Hang on

等等

Wait wait Why don't I like the lingerie you got me

等等我为什么会不喜欢你送我的内衣

Because it's orange

因为它是橘色的

and you think it makes you look like a slutty carrot

你觉得自己穿起来时像淫荡的胡萝卜

Interesting

有意思

I never told you that

我从没告诉过你这件事

Sure you did

你当然说过

并没有

I never told anyone that

我从没跟任何人说过

But I did write it in my journal

但我有写在我的日记里

What

什么

I didn't know you had a journal

我都不知道你有日记

I also know your voice gets higher when you're lying

我还知道你撒谎时音调就变高

No it doesn't

人家才没有呢

You know this reminds me of high school

这让我想起了我高中时代

You worked in a restaurant

你在餐厅打工过吗

No I was in India it was humid and smelled funny

不我当时还在印度又潮味儿又大

All right I think I'm getting into a groove here

我好像开始进入状态了

This isn't so bad

其实也不坏嘛

Only five hours and 40 minutes to go

再过5个小时40分钟就结束了

We've only been doing this 20 minutes

刚才洗这么久了才过了20分钟吗

You know I read that

我在哪里读过

washing dishes can be an excellent form of meditation

洗碗也能是一种很好的冥想方式

The key is that while washing the dishes

重点在于当你在洗碗时

one should only be washing the dishes

身心灵该关注于... 洗碗

Just because you have that accent

虽然你有那异国东方口音

doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid

但不代表你说的话听起来就不傻逼

No seriously

不说真的

It's about being present in the moment

重点是活在当下

focusing on the feeling of the warm water

用心去感受水的温热

the smell of the detergent

洗洁精的味道

the sound of the dishes squeaking and following your own breath

盘子的磨蹭声跟随自己的呼吸

It's about it's about simply being

天地之间活在当下

Okay I'll try it

好吧我试试

I need three people out front

外面需要三个人帮忙

I'll do it

我去

Me Right here

-我去 -马上来

No fair I was meditating

不公平人家刚在冥想呢

Come on don't be mad

别生气嘛

It was a long time ago and it was an accident

那是很久以前的事了完全是意外

How can reading my journal be an accident

偷看我日记怎么会是意外呢

I didn't even know what it was

我根本不知道那是什么

I saw it on your nightstand I picked it up

我看放在床头柜上就顺手拿起来翻

Well when you realized what it was why didn't you stop

那你知道是日记后干嘛还不住手

You know me I'm a big ol' bookworm

你也知道我我是爱阅读的四眼书虫

All right Let's just finish cooking

算了赶紧把饭做完吧

Well Hey O Okay Let me make this up to you

好啦好啦让我补偿你吧

Sometimes I keep an online journal

有时我会在网上写日记

I want you to read something that I write

我想让你读我写的东西

Okay really I'm fine

不用了我不想读

Okay

好吧

Well then I'll read it to you

那我读给你听好了

It's from the day we first met

这篇是我们第一次见面时写的

"Beauty thy name is Penny " Oh God Stop

-"邻之佳人名为佩妮" -求闭嘴

I don't want you to read something you think'll just butter me up

我不想你读一些你自认为恭维我的好话

I want to hear the most recent thing you wrote

我想听你最新写的日记

Fine

好

"Penny's beauty like our love

"佩妮的美就像我们的爱

grows more with each passing day "

一天比一天更甚"

Does it really say that

上面真的这么写吗

Why would I lie

我干嘛要撒谎

"Omg Omg

"天了噜天了噜

We're so close to the new Star Wars

新的《星球大战》电影即将上映

I can't take it

我的小心脏要受不了了

Gah "

哇噢"

"Gah"

"哇噢"

Well you didn't read it right

你念的语气不对

The new Star Wars is coming Gah

新的《星球大战》电影即将上映哇呼

I'm sensing things have gotten awkward

我感觉到气氛变尴尬了

No It's okay

不没关系

If we're friends we should be able to talk about anything

如果我们是朋友我们就该无所不谈

All right

好吧

So you had some questions about me seeing other people

你对我跟其他人约会有一些疑问

Just a few

就几个小问题

Go ahead

问吧

How many dates have you been on

你约过几次会

Who were they with Where'd you go

都跟谁约会都去了哪里

Where did you meet them Did you sleep with them

你在哪里认识他们的你跟他们睡了吗

And how much longer to the aquarium

还有多久到水族馆

I'm getting kind of hungry

我有点饿了

Let's see

我们一题一题答

I have been on six dates with three different people

我一共约会了六次分别跟三个不同的人

It was either for coffee or dinner

不是去喝咖啡就是吃饭

One I met at a bookstore and two I met online

一个是在书店认识的其余两个是在网上

I haven't slept with anyone

我没有跟任何一个睡

The aquarium is 40 minutes away

还有40分钟才能到水族馆

And there's a baggie of Cheerios for you

我给你准备了麦圈

in the glove compartment

在杂物箱里

Uh regular or honey nut

原味的还是蜂蜜坚果味

I mixed them

我把两者混到一起了

You mixed them

你把两者混到一起了

No wonder gentleman callers are pounding down your door

怪不得男人如雪片般飞来

Do you have any questions for me

你有问题要问我吗

Just one

就一个

Are you doing okay

你还好吗

I am

好啊

Good

那就好

I I want you to be happy

我希望你快乐

I believe you

我相信你是

I'd believe you more if you threw a few Apple Jacks in here

如果你再放点苹果肉桂脆片就更有说服力了

Here you go

给

Thanks

谢谢

You got to be kidding me

开什么玩笑

Sorry

什么

Y You're Elon Musk

你是埃隆·马斯克

环保跑车公司特斯拉Tesla产品设计师

spacex太空探索技术公司首席执行官兼首席技术官

I am

正是在下

Wh What are you doing here

你在这里干什么

I'm washing dishes

我来刷盘子啊

Well I was on the turkey line

我本来是分火鸡的

but I got demoted for being too generous with the gravy

但因为肉汁给太多被下放来刷盘子了

Oh man I

老天我...

What an honor to meet you

见到你很荣幸

I'm I'm such a fan of Tesla and SpaceX

我是特斯拉车和太空探索技术公司的粉丝

以及SolarCity[专门发展家用光伏发电项目的公司]的CEO

他还是Paypal[知名第三方在线支付公司]

All your companies

你所有公司我都爱

Howard Wolowitz Caltech

加州理工的霍华德·沃罗威茨

Nice to meet you Howard

很高兴认识你霍华德

Feels great to come down here and help the less fortunate huh

来这里帮助不幸的人感觉不错吧

Oh yeah

是的

Nothing better than helping people

助人为乐的感觉最棒了

Which is something I realized

我意识到这点时

when I was viewing Earth

是在遥远的外太空

from the deck of the International Space Station

当时我从国际空间站的甲板上瞭望地球

where I spent two months as a payload specialist

我以科学宇航员的身份待了两个月

a job I was qualified for

这份工作我完全能胜任

because I'm an MIT trained engineer

因为我是麻省理工培养出来的工程师

And I thought I ladled the gravy on thick

我浇的肉汁得再厚也没你的脸皮厚

Sorry It's just

抱歉只是...

you're you you know

你真是太了不起了

And I really want you to adopt me

我超希望你能收养我

Well you're here on Thanksgiving

你在感恩节能出现在这里

so you're probably a good person

所以你应该是个好人

Oh I made my wife come down too

我还让我老婆一起来了呢

You think you might ever get back out to space

你觉得你会再次回到外太空吗

Is that a job offer 'Cause I really want to go to Mars

这是工作邀请吗因为我真的很想去火星

Assuming I can bring my wife

前提是能带上我老婆

She hardly takes up any room

她完全不占地方

She's basically a carry on

基本就手提行李大小

Well we're not quite there yet

我们现在还没到那步

but we're always looking for engineers

但我们一直在寻找工程师

So let me give you my e mail We can stay in touch

我把邮箱告诉你我们保持联系

Thank you

谢谢

Oh look

瞧

Someone hardly touched their pumpkin pie

有人的南瓜派几乎没怎么吃

Want to share it with me

你想跟我一起吃吗

A a partially eaten piece of pumpkin pie

跟埃隆·马斯克在收容所

from a homeless shelter

一起分享

With Elon Musk you bet I do

被吃过的南瓜派我当然愿意

You know for a Thanksgiving buffet

以一个在水族馆餐厅里的

in an aquarium cafeteria that was really bad

感恩节自助餐来说刚才那顿也太差了

You're just upset 'cause they ran out of Pilgrim hats

你就是在气他们移民帽发完了

They gave one to that baby He wasn't even awake

他们还发给那孩子一顶他在睡觉要来干嘛

Well it wouldn't be a holiday without you being mad at a baby

逢年过节怎么少得了你跟孩子上火生气呢

Would you care to play an ocean themed game I invented

想不想跟我玩一个我发明的海洋主题游戏

Sure What is it

当然什么游戏

It's called Food Friend Fight

游戏叫作"食物朋友战斗"

One of us chooses three aquatic creatures

我们中一人选出三种水生生物

and the other one must decide which he would eat

然后另一人必须决定分别把什么当食物

befriend or battle

做朋友还是与之战斗

So it's like Kiss Marry Kill

就像"接吻结婚杀掉"

What is that

那是什么东西

It's a game where you're given three people

那是一个游戏一方说出三个人

and you choose which one you'd kiss marry or kill

另一方选择要跟谁接吻结婚杀掉

Well my game is better 'cause instead of marrying someone

我的游戏更好不用跟人结婚

you get to eat them

还可以吃掉他们

Let's just play

我们开始玩吧

I'll start you off easy

开始来点简单的

Electric eel pufferfish shrimp

电鳗河豚虾

Well I wouldn't fight the eel

我不会跟电鳗战斗

because I know it can generate enough current to kill a horse

因为我知道它产出的电流可以电死一匹马

So I'd eat the eel

所以我吃掉电鳗

fight the shrimp

与虾战斗

and befriend the pufferfish

然后与河豚交友

because it would be nice to have company

因为我觉得自己水肿的日子里

on those days I feel bloated

有个同病相怜的伙伴挺好的

Very well done

答得漂亮

Thank you

谢谢

Okay your turn

好的到你了

Hmm Seal

海豹

hagfish

盲鳗

SpongeBob SquarePants

海绵宝宝

Well I'd befriend SpongeBob but he's not real

我想跟海绵宝宝做朋友但它不是真的

so I can't do that can I

所以我做不到是不是

But you can pal around with a hagfish

难道你可以跟盲鳗称兄道弟吗

Hey let's not pull at that thread

不要挑刺好吗

Okay I'll fight SpongeBob

好的我选择跟海绵宝宝战斗

because he's so friendly

因为他非常友善

we'll just end up tickling each other

最后我们就变成互相挠痒痒了

Um I'll befriend the seal

我会跟海豹做朋友

because he's trainable which is the problem

因为它们可以被人训练

I'm having with my current friends

而我现在的朋友们正好有这问题

Which means I'll have to eat the hagfish

意味着我只能吃掉盲鳗了

Isn't that gross I mean a hagfish can produce

不恶心吗盲鳗一分钟内

enough mucus to fill a bucket in a minute

就可以产出一水桶粘液

I know It makes its own gravy it'll slide right down

我知道它自带肉汁非常顺口

I miss this

我怀念这样

How can you miss a game

你怎么能怀念一个

you've never played before silly

你从来没玩过的游戏小傻瓜

I guess sometimes I'm silly

或许有时我就是这么傻吧

Hey Where'd you go I can't tell if the turkey's done

你去哪了我看不出来火鸡烤没烤好

Be right there

马上来

Hi lover

你好啊爱人

What are you doing

你这是闹哪样啊

I'm sorry about the journal I want to make it up to you

抱歉看了你日记我想补偿你

So I'm gonna let you post

于是我决定让你拍下我的耻辱照

a shame photo of me on Facebook

发到脸书上

我这个淘气的胡萝卜

我看了我老婆的日记

I am not putting that on the Internet

我才不会把那种东西发到网上

I don't want people to see this

我不想让大家看到这幅景象

I don't want to see it

连我都看不下去了

Don't want people to see what huh

你不想让大家看什么呀

A little bit of this

看这样吗

Some of this

还是这样啊

And since it's Thanksgiving

既然今天是感恩节

an extra helping of this

那额外附赠这个

Happy Thanks

感恩节...

I'm glad you had a nice time with Amy

很开心你和艾米相处得愉快

Me too It's comforting to know

我也是我们还能以朋友身份相处

that she and I are able to function as friends

非常让人欣慰

Well I've never been friends with any of my exes

我跟前任从来当不来朋友

Oh I'm sure you and Leonard will be able to pull it off

我肯定你和莱纳德能当朋友

Oh It's my friend Amy

是我的朋友艾米

Hello

你好

Hi Sheldon

好啊谢尔顿

I'm just driving home from my mother's

我刚从母亲家开车出来

Did you have a nice time

你席间还愉快吗

I did Um

愉快

Listen I really enjoyed spending this morning with you

听着我很喜欢今早我们一起相处的时光

Well I can't take all the credit

不是我一个人的功劳

It was pretty funny when that one anchovy started going the wrong way

那一条凤尾鱼游错方向的时候也很有趣

凤尾鱼是属于那种会一大批同游同个方向的鱼

It was

确实

Uh listen

听着

I I was thinking that um

我在考虑

maybe I'm ready to be your girlfriend again

我或许准备好重新做你女友了

I thought we were just friends

我以为我们只是朋友

We are

我们是朋友

But I was hoping maybe

但我希望也许...

Amy I excel at many things

艾米我擅长很多事情

but getting over you wasn't one of them

但忘记你并非其中一件事

I think I need to just be your friend

我还是当你的朋友就好

Okay

好吧

I understand

我理解

Good

好的

Oh I watched a video of the hagfish producing mucus

我看了盲鳗产粘液的视频

so I'm gonna change my answer and eat SpongeBob

所以我要把答案改成吃海绵宝宝

Okay Sure

好的当然可以