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Previously on count The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Uh we sort of have another reason for asking you here

我们邀请你们来其实还有其他原因

We want to have a baby

我们想要个孩子

but we can't do it on our own

但我们自己没法生

Okay whoa whoa Whoa whoa whoa

等一下等一下等一下

Yeah this has been such a nice evening

今晚很愉快

Let's all just stop before anyone says any more things

我们在有人说出更多话之前结束吧

Leonard would you be the father of our baby

莱纳德你愿意当我们小孩的父亲吗

Oh you said a thing

你开口说话了

时至今日

Thank you guys again for agreeing to do this

再次谢谢你们愿意答应这件事

Yeah it means so much to us

对我们来说意义十分重大

Ah we're happy we can help

我们也很高兴能帮上忙

Yeah and we don't find it weird at all

而且我们完全不觉得有哪里怪

It's a little weird for us too

我们也有一点点觉得怪啦

I mean instead of our baby looking like Zack

毕竟我们的宝宝不会像扎克

it's gonna look like Leonard

而是会像莱纳德

Or Penny if it's a girl

如果是女孩会像佩妮

No no it's not gonna look

不不会像...

Sure

是啦

But I promise

但是我保证

we're gonna be really good parents

我们会是很好的父母

Oh we know you will

我们知道

So what is the next step ‭Yeah

-所以下一步是什么呢 -是啊

Well Leonard we were hoping you'd go in on Monday

莱纳德我们希望你能周一去诊所

Okay

可以

And they say for the best results

他们的人说想要最好的结果

between now and then you shouldn't have sex

现在到那时中间你最好不要发生性关系

Sorry bro

抱歉啦兄弟

I know it seems impossible to go for five days without

我知道5天不"那个"仿佛是不可能的任务

but I believe in you

但我相信你能行

Five days My record is 24 years

5天算个屁我的最长记录是24年

Uh I think that also means no flying solo

我想那也包含独自"驾驶飞机"

这样啊

Then my record is 14 years

那我的最长记录是14年

And well we're really hoping for a son

我们很希望有个儿子

So just like keep that in mind when you're in there

所以到时候记得脑子里多想着这件事

Yeah just think "little boys little boys "

就一直想着"小男孩小男孩"

Still just totally not weird

还是一点都不怪异呢

Hello

大家好

Oh I won't be a moment I just need to grab a book

不会打扰太久我就是来从书架高处

off a high shelf which I can do

拿一本书而这事我完全没问题

because I am both tall and smart

因为我本人又高又聪明

Sheldon come home

谢尔顿给我回家

They don't want to have your baby

人家才不要你的种

I don't know what you're talking about

我不知道你是在说什么鬼

Oh oh dear I think I got something in my eye

妈呀好像有东西跑到我的眼里了

My piercing blue eye

是我犀利的蓝眼珠

Sheldon ‭ Fine

-谢尔顿 -行

I've also never had a cavity and I don't have asthma

我也从没有过蛀牙也没有犯过哮喘

So this week would have been my wedding

我的婚礼本来应该在这周进行

if Anu and I hadn't decided to slow things down

我是说如果安努跟我没决定要慢慢来的话

Oh yeah I would have forgotten

本来我估计也会忘了这事

except for those nonrefundable airline tickets to India I bought

但我不能退钱的飞印度机票不停在提醒我

I'm sorry

对不起嘛

No no What's $3 000 between friends

没事与友情相比 3千块算什么呢

Yeah I probably would've just

反正那钱本来我估计

thrown it away on health care for my children

也就是浪费在我孩子的卫生保健上嘛

Uh if you still want to go you can go to India

如果你还想去你可以飞去印度

and help my dad eat all the nonrefundable sushi

帮忙我老爸吃掉无法退钱的寿司啊

Indian sushi

印度寿司吗

I need a change of underwear just thinking about that

光想到我都感觉内裤上喷了屎得换了

I really think we made the right decision

我真觉得我与她的这决定是对的

Agreed although I did have

同意虽然我本来筹备好了

a pretty awesome bachelor party planned for this weekend

在这周末举办一场永生难忘的单身汉派对

Really What was it

真的吗有什么节目

Well I used my NASA connections

我动用了我太空总署的关系

to get us four seats on that plane

弄到了4张能让人体验

that lets you experience weightlessness

失重状态的飞机机票

The Vomit Comet That is so cool

呕吐彗星号吗太酷了吧

包机价约是16万5千美金

15段失重体验的机票大概是5000美金一人

I've always wanted to experience weightlessness

我一直都很想体验失重状态

The closest I ever came was that time

我人生中最接近失重的一次情况

I accidentally set my scale to kilograms

是我不小心把体重计从磅切成了公斤

他大约是136磅也就是62公斤

1磅是0.45公斤根据拉杰演员的体重资料

I know it would've been fun but hey

是啊本来应该会很好玩

the next time you decide to marry a woman you barely know

没事你下次要娶不太熟的女人时还有机会

We could still go

我们还是可以去啊

You know make it a guys' weekend

就以好兄弟聚会的名义

Yeah All right let's do it

可以啊那我们就去吧

Great It'll be like the good old days

很好就像我们以前的黄金岁月

You mean when we were all sad desperate and horribly alone

你是指我们一票人又衰又饥渴还单身到死吗

I remember it more fondly

我记忆的版本比较美好

Leonard if you had food on your face

莱纳德如果你脸上沾到吃的

would you want me to tell you

你会希望我告诉你吗

Where Did I get it

哪里我弄下来了吗

Oh no not now it was last week

不是现在啦是上周有沾到过

I didn't know whether or not to tell you

我不知道到底该不该告诉你

but everyone was staring

但当时大家都在盯着你看

For the record it was right there

我就说一下当时是这里沾到

And it was Nutella

沾到了榛果巧克力酱

Thanks

谢谢你全家啊

You looked like a hazelnut Hitler

你看起来像榛果希特勒

Hey who wants to hear some exciting news

谁想听听一个大好消息啊

Oh what's up

什么消息

This weekend I got us four seats on the Vomit Comet

我给大家搞到了4张这周末上呕吐彗星号的票

Oh you lost me at "vomit " You lost me again at "comet "

"呕吐"就让我失去兴致 "彗星"二字又再失一次

and to be honest I was on the fence at "us "

而且说实话你说到"大家"时我就犹豫了

Yeah I can't go either Penny's dad is visiting from Nebraska

我也去不了我岳父要从内布拉斯加来看我们

and I haven't seen him for a while

我也有好一段时间没跟他见面了

Oh that's nice you guys get along

你们能相处得来挺好的

I forget Howard does your father in law still hate you

霍华德我有点忘了你岳父还恨你吗

He doesn't hate me

他才没有恨我

He's just disappointed

他只是有些失望

that I'm not any other man on the planet

我不是这星球上任何一个别的男人

Tht's how I feel about Ben Affleck as Batman

我对本·阿弗莱克演的蝙蝠侠也是这感觉

该知名演员所演的蝙蝠侠收到了颇多差评

Well these two are out

这两个人不来

There goes our guys' weekend

好兄弟聚会周末也没戏唱了

Okay so let's make it a couples' weekend

那就改成情侣周末怎么样

I'll bring Anu you bring Bernadette

我带安努你带伯纳黛特

I'm not sure Bernie would like it

我不确定妮妮会不会喜欢

Maybe I'll invite Stuart or Bert

或许我可以邀请斯图尔特或伯特

Oh go with Bert

邀请伯特吧

He's huge It'd be fun to watch him float around

他很魁梧看他漂浮起来应该挺有意思

Like that time the Underdog balloon

就像有一年梅西百货感恩节游行

got away at the Macy's Parade

游行中的其中一个造型大气球飘走了一样

Hey What are those

那些是什么啊

Oh vitamins

维他命

Zack wants me to take them to increase my virility

扎克想要我吃这些来提升生殖力

Zack used the word "virility"

扎克用了"生殖力"这词吗

He may have said "wiener power "

他可能用的词是"鸡鸡力"

Okay that's my dad

我爸到了

Now remember do not bring up any baby stuff all right

记得千万别提任何宝宝的事情

Not me not wanting one not you having one with Zack

别提我不想要孩子也别提你要帮扎克生

Got it ‭And if he brings it up change the subject

-懂了 -如果他提起就换话题

to literally anything else I got it

-换任何话题都行 -懂了

But not the Cornhuskers Do not discuss the Cornhuskers

但别提剥玉米人绝对别聊剥玉米人

Is that a sports team

那是体育队伍[当地橄榄球队]吗

Never mind you're good

没事了你没问题

Daddy Hi Hey Slugger

-老爸 -你好啊小宝贝

Hey Wyatt ‭Leonard

-你好啊怀亚特 -莱纳德

Hey that's a hell of a handshake

握手很有力呢

Ah well you know I've been taking vitamins

你懂的我最近有在吃维他命

Dad uh come on in sit down

老爸进来坐下吧

Can I get you something to drink Maybe a beer

要喝什么吗给你来瓶啤酒吗

Sure if you're having one Okay

-没问题你喝我就喝 -行

And why wouldn't you since you're not pregnant

你怎么会不喝呢你又没怀孕

Leonard wants to have a baby with my ex boyfriend Zack

莱纳德想帮我前任扎克生孩子

How 'bout those Cornhuskers

剥玉米人队最近怎么样啦

Hey would you mind if Raj and I went away this weekend

你介意我这周末跟拉杰出去玩吗

Well it is important for you two to keep the spark alive

你们俩保持爱情的火花的确挺重要

No just the bachelor party I had planned

不是啦只是我当时帮他筹办了单身汉派对

I thought we'd do it anyway

安都安排了就还是去玩嘛

Oh so a guys' weekend

那就是男人周末啦

Kinda I mean Sheldon and Leonard couldn't make it

算是吧不过谢尔顿和莱纳德去不了

so Raj invited Anu and I asked Stuart

所以拉杰邀请了安努我叫上了斯图尔特

Wait you invited Stuart before me

等等你先邀请斯图尔特而不是我吗

Actually I invited Bert before Stuart

其实我在斯图尔特前先邀请了伯特

but I don't know why I just told you that

但我不知道自己为什么要告诉你

Why didn't you invite me

你为什么不邀请我

Because I know you

因为我了解你啊

You don't want to float weightless in an airplane

你才不想在飞机里失重漂浮呢

What are you talking about

你说什么蠢话啊

I love doing crazy stuff like that

我可喜欢做那种疯狂事了

Bernie you got sick from the teacup ride at Disneyland

妮妮你上次玩迪士尼的旋转茶杯都不舒服

Lots of people do

很多人都会啊

We were still in line

我们当时还在排队还没开始玩呢

So you don't want me to go

所以你不想我去吗

No I want you to go if you're gonna have fun

不我想你去啊只要你能玩得开心

I don't want you to go if you're gonna be miserable

如果你到时一脸生无可恋扫了大家的兴

and ruin it for everyone

我就不想你去了

Which is a long way of saying I want you to go

我绕了那么一大圈就是要说我想你去啊

I think this is going pretty good huh

我觉得进行得挺顺利的对吧

Maybe for you You threw me under the bus

对你来说也许吧你把我丢出去当替死鬼

Oh I'm sorry I panicked He was judging me

对不起我慌了嘛他当时在怼我

Well yeah now he's judging me

现在他把矛头指向我了

I know It worked

我知道我的妙计见效了

You two might want to talk louder or quieter

你俩要么大声点要么小声点

In high school he could hear me open a can of beer

上高中那会我躲衣橱用毯子蒙头开啤酒

in my closet under a blanket

他都能听见

So let me get this straight Leonard

我把情况捋一捋莱纳德

She doesn't want to have your baby

她不想给你生孩子

but her dumbbell ex boyfriend does

但她的傻蛋前男友想要你的孩子

Well I no I wouldn't say it like that

我... 不我是不会这么说啦

How would you say it

那你会怎么说

Uh same words just less angry

句子一样只是没那么大怒气

Well I don't know about Los Angeles

我不知道洛杉矶这里怎么样

but in Nebraska that's kind of strange

但在内布拉斯加这种事挺奇怪的

It's strange here too and we have a bakery for dogs

在这里也很奇怪这里还有给狗去的面包店呢

And you're okay with this

你对这事没意见吗

I support my husband ‭ Thank you

-我支持我的丈夫 -谢谢你

But you know if you think differently

但如果你有异议

you should feel free to say so

你应该直接说出来的

You know just like "Ah " Make a scene

大吼大叫掀翻屋顶那样

Okay look they can't have kids of their own

听我说他们自己生不出小孩

and they like that I'm smart

他们喜欢我很聪明这一点

and they want that for their child

于是希望自己孩子能有这个优点

No I get it

不我懂

You do

你懂

Sure

当然

Back on the farm we had a prize stallion

以前在农场我们有一匹获奖骏马

We didn't let that just go to waste we put him out to stud

我们可没浪费它的优秀基因让它疯狂交配播种

No no this is this is a little different than that

不不这事这事有点不一样

No no hey hey hey hey hey hey

不等等等等

Uh you were comparing me to a prize stud Go on

你刚把我比作一匹得奖骏马继续

You have fun with your new best buddy

你跟你的新死党玩得开心吗

Hey it's your fault your dad likes me

你爸喜欢我都是你的错

You dated idiots your whole life

谁让你以前交往的都是蠢蛋

Well he was right about one thing

他倒是说对了一件事

I am married to a stud ‭

我嫁给了一匹种马

Mm Really

真的吗

Yeah I felt so bad about selling you out

真的我为出卖了你感到很内疚

I thought I would maybe make it up to you

我想好好补偿你

Wait wait I can't

等一下不行

I mean I want to

我是很想啦

but I'm not supposed to for the next three days

但我接下来三天都不应该"做"

Oh That's right I forgot

对哦我忘了

All right well guess I'll just read a little

好吧那我只好看点书

and then I don't know go to sleep

然后我也不知道去睡觉好了

Really That's what you're sleeping in

真的吗你就穿这身睡觉

Oh you want me to take it off

你希望我脱掉吗

不

All right Well then pipe down and let me read my comic book

好吧那你闭嘴关"鸡" 让我安静看漫画吧

Penny I I know what you're doing

佩妮我知道你在干什么

Just please stop

拜托你停止吧

Ooh listen to this

快听听这个

"Bam "

"砰"

"Pow "

"嘭"

"Take that Batman "

"接招吧蝙蝠侠"

Thanks again for doing this guys

谢谢你们为我安排了这个

Of course ‭ So excited

-不客气 -我很期待

I'm glad you came

你也来了真好

Howard made it sound like this wasn't your kind of thing

听霍华德之前的语气这好像不是你的菜

He did say that but here I am

他是那么说了但我来了

So what does he know

所以他知道个屁

I'm sorry I just

抱歉我只是

didn't think you'd enjoy plummeting to the Earth

以为你不会喜欢以时速643公里的速度

at 400 miles an hour

垂直栽下地球

I love going fast

我很喜欢高速

unlike Grandma here

不像这位老奶奶

poking along at 70 miles an hour

开车时速才112公里像蜗牛爬

Am I right

对不对

I've always wanted to do this

我一直都想玩这个

I'm an adrenaline junkie

我对肾上腺素有毒瘾

Roller coasters snowboarding

过山车单板滑雪

dating men who bathe with their dogs

跟和自家狗狗一起洗澡的男人约会

It was during a drought

那时干旱缺水嘛

I'm a thrill seeker too

我也喜欢寻求刺激

I've had to pull back since I became a mom

当妈之后我不得不有所收敛

but I'll still jump on the back of a grocery cart

但我还是会跳上超市购物车

and just roll through the meat section

一路风驰电掣滑过肉类区

And I'm married to her

而我娶了这位英雌

which is quite the ride

所以我的人生也是充满刺激

Amy

艾米

There's something out here

客厅里有个东西

Just trap it under a cup

用杯子把它罩住

and I'll be there in a minute

我马上就来

I'll try but it's Leonard

我尽力试试不过那是莱纳德

What

什么

Well what is he doing here

他怎么会在我们家

I told you if we left pizza on the counter

我说过了把披萨留在料理台上

we'd attract something

就会引来其他生物

Oh hey guys

早啊两位

Sorry I used my key

抱歉我用我钥匙进来的

I just needed a place to crash

我需要找个地方借住

Is everything okay

没出什么事吧

Yeah I

没事我...

had to get out of the apartment

必须离开自家公寓

My wife kept trying to have sex with me

我妻子一直想跟我上床

Been there

我也经历过

Why are you trying to avoid having sex

你为什么不想上床

Well we just did it three weeks ago ‭

我们三周前才做过啊

I was talking to Leonard

我是在问莱纳德

Well I I have to go to the clinic

我周一得去诊所

for Zack and Marissa on Monday

给扎克和玛丽莎提供"材料"

and I'm supposed to save myself until then

在那之前我应该保存"精"力

Sounds like maybe Penny's not totally on board with that plan

听起来佩妮也许并不完全同意这个计划

Well she said she was

她说她同意的

But she also said I looked dope

但她也说过我看起来酷到炸裂

Honestly I don't even think I looked fly

老实说我觉得自己连酷毙都算不上

So you're willing to go through with this

这么说即使她对这事持保留意见

even though she clearly has reservations

你还是执意去做吗

If she has a problem

如果她有不满

she should say something

她应该说出来的

She tried to seduce you

她都试图勾引你上床了

If that's not a cry for help

如果那不是求助的呐喊

I don't know what is

我都不知道是什么了

Penny doesn't want to have kids

佩妮不想生孩子

I respect that

我尊重这一点

But this is my chance to leave a part of me behind

但这是我留下自己血脉的机会

Okay but this isn't gonna make you a dad

好吧但这不会让你成为父亲

It's gonna be their baby not yours

那会是他们的孩子不是你的

Although someday

不过有一天

if that kid wants to know why he's short

如果那孩子想知道自己为什么个子矮

nearsighted and asthmatic

近视还有哮喘

he may hunt you down

他可能会来找你

Are you guys ready for the most intense experience of your life

你们准备好迎接这辈子最激烈的体验了吗

Yes Definitely

-是的 -当然

Not to brag but I'm an astronaut

不是吹牛但我是宇航员

so I've been weightless before

以前体验过失重

Can be pretty scary

那可是相当可怕

Please I'm like 90 pounds

拜托我才40公斤

I'm weightless every time I hold more than three balloons

每次拿着三个以上气球就能体验失重

Okay I just need you guys to sign these waivers

好的我只是需要你们签免责书

and then you can go get changed

然后就可以换衣服了

There are a lot of pages here

好多页啊

Is this a waiver or a screenplay you've been working on

这是免责书还是你写的剧本

I'm sure it's just boilerplate

我相信只是标准版本

Absolutely It's to protect us in case of injury

当然只是在你们万一受伤的情况下我们能免责

It says "or death "

上面写着"或死亡"

Which is awesome

那就太屌啦

Done Where are the changing rooms

-签好了 -更衣室在哪里

Dressing rooms are in the back

更衣室在后面

No peeking

不准偷看

Here you go

给你

Okay Should we go get changed

好了要去换衣服吗

Yeah Hang on a second

是稍等

What

怎么了

Just I have two babies at home

我家里有两个孩子

What am I doing

我在干嘛

If you don't want to do this

如果你不想要玩

then why'd you come

为什么要来

To prove to Howard that he doesn't know me as well

向霍华德证明他并不像他以为的

as he thinks he does

那样了解我

Looks like he does

看来他很了解

Unless I do it and then he doesn't

除非我做到了那他就不了解我

Why not just be honest

为什么不说实话呢

You're right

你是对的

I should be honest

我应该说实话

You owe me $3 000 for those plane tickets to India

你欠我3千块去印度的机票钱

That was a long run

你去跑了好久

Yeah Well I was in the zone

是啊我本来专心在跑

You know and then in a diner

然后去了小餐馆

and then in a massage chair at the mall where I fell asleep

然后是商场里的按摩椅结果我睡着了

Are you avoiding me

你在避开我吗

Well I took a nap next to Hot Dog on a Stick

我在热狗店旁边小睡了一会儿

What do you think

你觉得呢

I think you're mad at me and Leonard

我觉得你是气我和莱纳德

but maybe you're really mad at yourself

但也许你是生你自己的气

Why would I be mad at myself

我为什么生自己的气

'Cause you regret this "No baby" plan of yours

因为你后悔你不要孩子的计划

You know it's pretty crappy of you

你这样真是太讨厌了

to make me feel bad about this

让我觉得难受

I'm not trying to make you feel bad

我不是想让你难受

But do you

但是你难受吗

Yes

是的

I feel like I'm letting everybody down

我觉得自己让所有人失望了

Hate disappointing Leonard

我讨厌让莱纳德失望

but I really hate disappointing you

但我真心讨厌让你失望

Oh Slugger you could never disappoint me

孩子你永远不会让我失望

Okay your high school years were a little rough

好吧你高中那几年我比较难熬

And I'm sorry about that

我很抱歉

There was you sneaking out at night

你晚上偷偷溜出去

and your boyfriends sneaking out in the morning

你男友早上偷偷溜出去

I said sorry

我道歉了

That time you got drunk and stole a horse

还有一次你喝醉了偷了一匹马

Yeah

是

I was there I remember

我在场我记得

Parts of it

部分记得

But besides all that

但除开这些

being your dad is the best thing ever happened to me

做你父亲是我人生中最幸福的事

What about Randall and Lisa

那么兰德尔和丽莎呢

They're okay

他们还行

I just don't want you to miss out

我只是不希望你错过什么

I know

我知道

But if this is really what you want

但如果这是你真心想要的

or don't want

或不要的

I'm on your side

我支持你

Thanks

谢谢

Uh Wyatt we need to talk

怀亚特我们得谈谈

Sure What's up

好什么事

I want you to back off

我希望你别插手

You know I If Penny and I don't have kids that's between us

如果佩妮和我不要孩子那是我们的事

So you need to stay out of it

所以你不要插手

Oh Leonard it's okay We talked We're good

莱纳德没事了我们谈过了没事了

Okay you could've stopped me sooner

你可以早点让我闭嘴

Could've let you go longer

也可以让你继续说下去

You did great Leonard Very forceful

表现不错莱纳德很有力度

Yeah

是吗

I I I felt like my voice was a little shaky there

我觉得我刚才声音有点抖

Hey I decided to not go through

我决定不帮

with this Zack and Marissa thing

扎克和玛丽萨了

Really

真的吗

But you were so excited about it ‭I know

-但你那么期待 -我知道

But um

但是

I think I was just fooling myself

我觉得我只是在骗自己

I I would be heartbroken if I had a kid out there

如果外面有我的孩子而我不是他的父亲

and I wasn't his dad

我会伤心死的

I know you would

我知道你会的

Yeah

是的

So that thing you wanted to do last night

昨晚你想做的事

I'm available

我现在能做了

I got real good hearing there stud

我的听力非常好种马

All right everyone's suited up

好了大家换好衣服了

Let's head out to the tarmac

我们去跑道

Actually one second

稍等

Howie I don't think I should do this

华仔我不应该这样做

Really

是吗

Well I did not see that coming

我完全没想到会是这样

Just We have kids

只是我们有孩子

and it's not smart to put us both in danger

我们两人同时面对危险不明智

That's a good point

有道理

When I was little my parents never flew together

我小时候父母从来不一起坐飞机

We thought it was because they loved us

原以为那是因为他们爱我们

but it turns out they hated each other

结果是因为他们憎恨彼此

See

瞧

I just think I shouldn't go

我觉得我不应该去

Actually this is much safer than driving a car

其实这比开车还要安全

Stay out of it flyboy

滚一边儿去飞行员

You're right

你说得对

But I've done this before

我以前体验过

And since you really really want to go

既然你这么这么想去

I'll stay here

我留在这里

Oh Great

很好

Unless you don't want to because I was right and I do know you

除非你不想去那我就是对的我了解你

Well if you really know me

如果你真了解我

then you know how far I'll go to prove a point

你会知道我为了证明一件事能有多拼

‭Apparently 34 000 feet that way then straight back down

能拼到飞上3万4千英尺的程度再直接冲下来

up and down over and over again

不停地上上下下

until you throw up food you didn't even eat

直到你把没吃的东西吐出来

They are definitely your weirdest friends

他们绝对是你最奇怪的朋友

If only that were true

要是真这样就好了

I hate this so much

我恨死这个了

Why am I doing this

我为什么要这样做

To prove a stupid point to your husband

为了向你老公证明一个愚蠢的观点

Oh right Worth it

对值了

Hey Zack

扎克

Um look I I know this is gonna be disappointing

听我说我知道你会失望

but um I I can't do this

但我做不到

No no no no

不不不

I I I know how I just can't

我知道怎么"做" 就是做不到

But hey look

但是

i if you like

如果你愿意

I I know someone who might be interested

我知道谁可能有兴趣

No Absolutely not

不绝对不行

I'm sorry but my wife said I'm not allowed

对不起我老婆不准我这样做