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第三季第四集

生活大爆炸

This movie baffles me every time we watch it

每次看这部电影我都很困惑

What do you mean

什么意思

The instructions are very clear

指南说得一清二楚

"don't feed the gremlins after midnight "

午夜后别喂魔怪

"don't get the gremlins wet "

别弄湿魔怪

How hard is that

这能有多难

Hi guys

伙计们好啊

Hi honey

好啊亲爱的

Hey

好

Ooh we're "honey" now are we

都已经是"亲爱的"啦

Yes Since their relationship become carnal

对自从他们发展至肉体关系

Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment

佩妮就升级了对他的爱称

Thus distinguishing him from those she calls "sweetie "

跟她称为"甜心"的人区分

Usually in an attempt to soften a thinly veiled insult

通常为了略微消减隐含的讽刺之意

You're boring people "sweetie"

别这么无聊 "甜心"

Although sometimes she omits the veil entirely

但有时她就是赤裸裸的讽刺

So what are you guys doing

你们在干什么

Celebrating Columbus day

庆祝哥伦布发现美洲纪念日

We're watching goonies gremlins and young sherlock holmes

我们在看《七宝奇谋》《小魔怪》《少年福尔摩斯》

They're all written by Chris Columbus

都是克里斯·哥伦布的作品

Okay

好啊

What do you watch on thanksgiving

那你们感恩节看什么

The parade

游行

Oh you know that reminds me

这倒是提醒了我

I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving

我通常回内布拉斯加过感恩节

But this year they're calling it off

但今年取消了

On account of my brother's trial

因为我哥哥被人告了

What's he on trial for

为什么

Oh just a big misunderstanding

只是个误会

You know you'd actually like my brother

你应该会喜欢我哥哥

He's kind of a chemist

他也算是个化学家

Anyway I was thinking I'd have thanksgiving here

既然我今年在这里过感恩节

And you are all invited

你们都要来

Oh I'll be there

我会去的

Will you be serving cranberry jelly

你是用蔓越橘果冻

Or cranberry sauce

还是蔓越橘酱招待客人

I guess I could serve both

估计两个都有

You guess You don't seem to have much of a handle on this

估计貌似你对这方面不在行

Yeah I really wish I could Penny but every year

佩妮我很想参加但每年

My mother has all the relatives over and cooks up

我妈都请所有亲戚过来

做传说中的鸡胸鱼

Tur briska fil

鸡脯鱼?

Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish

火鸡包胸脯肉杂胸脯肉里包鱼丸

It's not as good as it sounds

没听起来那么好吃

Raj what about you

拉杰你呢

Oh he usually comes to my house Right pal

他通常都去我家过节对吧

All right this year you don't have to

好啦今年不逼你

Eat the tur briska fil

吃鸡脯鱼啦

I don't even chew it

我根本不嚼

I swallow it like pills

直接当药丸吞

So what's going on with Raj

拉杰怎么了

Well the good news is

好消息是

He has no problem with my mother's tur brka fil

我对我妈的鸡脯鱼没意见

Hard to believe but go on

真不敢相信继续说

The bad news is he says he'getting deported

坏消息是他要被驱逐出境了

What do you mean

他要被驱逐出境

He's getting deported

是什么意思

I believe it means that the U S Government

意思是美国政府

Is going to expel him from the country

要驱赶他离开本国

He could then either return to his native india

他要么回印度老家

Emigrate to another country that's willing to accept him

要么移居接受他的国家

Or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate

或者去公海当个无国籍海盗

Personally I'd choose pirate

要是我我就选海盗

Penny would you mind stepping outside

佩妮你能不能先出去

So we can speak to him

我们才能和他谈谈

Fine

好吧

But the man really needs to work on his girl issues

但他也该改改不敢跟女生说话的毛病了

Another reason to consider life of piracy

这也是考虑做海盗的理由

Even today I unrstand that's an all male profession

即使是今天海盗仍是男性职业

Okay she's go

好了她走了

Sorry I lost my cool

对不起我失态了

So what's going on

怎么回事

Okay here's the deal

事情是这样的

Six months ago my research testing

六个月前我的实验

The predicted composition of trans neptunian objects

测试海王星物体的成分

Ran into a dead end

宣告失败

所以?

So my visa's only good as long as i employ to the university

我的签证只有在大学任聘才有用

And when they find out that I've got squat

如果他们发现我的实验一无所获

They're going to cut me off

他们就会裁掉我

By the way when I say squat I mean diddly squat

而且我说的一无所获是一丁点都没有

I wish I had squat

我倒是希望有那么一丁点收获

So wait what have you been doing for the past six months

等等那你过去6个月都在做什么

You know checking e mail

收收邮件啦

Updating my facebook status

更新FACEBOOK页面啦

Messing up wikipedia entries

搞搞维基词条啦

Hey do you know netflix

你们知道吗

Lets you stream movies on your computer now

NETFLIX现在允许客户端下载电影了

And you've continued to take the university's money

这么说你一直都拿大学的薪水

Under false pretenses

蒙混过日子

Highly unethical for an astrophysicist

你这个天体物理学家也太没职业道德了

Although practically mandatory for a pirate

不过倒是很适合海盗

I don't want to go back to india

我不想回印度

It's hot and loud and there's so many people

印度又热又吵人又多

You have no idea they're everywhere

你们不知道到处都是人

Okay guys think

伙计们动动脑子

How do we keep Raj in the country

怎么才能让拉杰留下来

Why doesn't he just get another job

另找一份工作不就行了

What are you asking me for

你问我有什么用

I don't know if you can talk now or not

我哪知道你能不能说话

Oh beef

牛肉

I'm going to miss you so much

我会很想念你的

Do you know at the mumbai Mcdonald's

知道吗孟买的麦当劳

You can't get a big mac

没有巨无霸

All you can get is a chicken maharaja mac

只有鸡肉大君麦香堡

And the special sauce

而特制酱料

Curry which in india believe you me

咖喱相信我在印度

Is really not that special

咖喱一点也不特别

Don't worry you'll find another job

别担心能找到工作的

Yeah let me start practicing for it

我先练习一下

"do you want fries with maharaja mac "

"要薯条和大君麦香堡吗"

Hi Leonard

好啊莱纳德

Hello Raj

好啊拉杰

Hello Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

Forgive me as you know I'm no adept at reading facial cues

不好意思虽然我还不善长解读面部表情

But I'm going to take a stab here

但我想试一试

You're either sad or nauseated

你不是在伤心就是在反胃中

I'm sad I was going to say sad

-我是伤心 -我正准备说伤心的

I don't know why I hedged

不知道怎么的我犹豫了

What are you eating

你在吃什么

Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce

曲管通心粉配牛肉酱和番茄酱

Oh beefaroni

噢牛肉通心粉

I think I'll miss you most of all

我最怀念的就会是你了

I've always been a little confused about this

我一直对这事儿有些疑惑

Why don't hindus eat beef

为什么印度教不准吃牛肉

We believe cows are gods

我们相信牛就是神

Not technically

学术上说并不准确

In hinduism cattle are thought to be like god

在印度教中牛被认为长的像神

Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon

不需要你教我自家的文化谢尔顿

In the mood I'm in I'll take you out

就我现在的心情老子会揪你出去的

I swear to cow

我向牛发誓

I'm sorry

对不起

Me too

我也是

I'm just I'm a little on edge

我只是我有点激动了

Understandle

可以理解

Your entire life seems to be crumbling around you

你的整个人生仿佛崩溃了

And your future appears bleak at best

你的未来充其量也只能说惨淡无光

Thank you

谢谢

And you're wrong about hinduism and cows

而且你在印度教和牛的问题上是错的

Hey Raj guess what

拉杰你猜怎么着

Professor Laughlin is looking for someone to join

拉夫林教授正招募人员加入

The stellar evolution research team

恒星进化科研小组

You you're kidding That's fantastic

真的吗那太棒了

What are you waiting for Call him and set up an interview

那你还在等什么打电话预约面试啊

I'm on it

现在就打

That's happy right

这叫高兴对吗

Yeah Nailed it

-没错 -搞定

Dr Koothrappali come on in

库萨帕里博士请进

I was surprised to hear you were interested

我很惊讶你居然想加入

In joining our little team

我们这个小团队

Giving up on those trans neptunian objects are we

放弃那些海王星外星体了是吗

No no it's a very promising area

不不那是个很有前景的领域

In a perfect world I'd spend several more years on it

如果条件理想我愿意花数年在这课题上

But I just couldn't pass up the opportunity

但我却不能放弃这个机会

To work with you on your tremendously exciting

与您共同研究这个令人无比兴奋

And not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis

且还未最终定论的假设上

Splendid

说的太精彩了

Uh please sit down

请坐

Can I offer you a Sherry

要来一杯雪利酒吗

It's a little early isn't it

现在还为时过早不是吗

Not on Proxima Centauri

我们不在比邻星上[很暗的恒星意指还早]

That's very good

说的太好了

Jolly amusing but if you don't mind

非常有趣但如果你不介意的话

I'll hold off until suet on Titan

把我那杯留到泰坦星日落之时[土卫六日落晚]

Well done

说的好

I have a feeling you're going

我预感你将会

To fit in just fine Dr Koothrappali

很好的融入这个团队的库萨帕里博士

Thank you sir

谢谢称赞先生

I'm sorry

不好意思

Am I late

我来晚了吗

No no no Right on time

不不时间正好

Dr Koothrappali may I present

库萨帕里博士请允许我向你介绍

Dr Millstone from MIT

来自麻省理工的麦思彤博士

She'll be heading up our data analysis team

她将领导我们的数据分析小组

It's nice to meet you Dr Koothrappali

很高兴认识你库萨帕里博士

I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object size distribution

我读了您关于柯伊伯带物体大小分布的文章

I really enjoy it

我非常喜欢

How did you correct for the selection bias

您是如何修正选择偏差的呢

Well I ran a simulation that allowed me

我进行了模拟测试

To correct for the observational efficiency

令我可以修正观测效率

That's just fascinating

这实在是太牛了

Thank you

谢谢

Would you like to hear more about it in my hot tub

你想在我的热水浴池里了解更多细节吗

So when do I start

那我们什么时候开始呢

What do you mean you didn't get the job

你没得到工作是什么意思

How could you not get it

你怎么可能得不到

U know He's british I'm indian

你知道的他是英国人我是印度人

Ever since Gandhi they haven't liked us very much

自甘地之后他们就对我们不大友好了

Wait are you saying that he discriminated against you

等等你是说他对你有种族歧视

Because we should file a complaint

因为我们应该提出控告

That's okay

可以是可以

A complaint's been filed

已经有人来控告了

So that's it

好了玩完了

That was my last hope

那是我最后的希望

I'm going to be deported

我要被驱除出境了

Sent home in disgrace

狼狈地回到家里

Exposed to the sardonic barb of my cousin Sanjay

被我表亲桑杰冷嘲热讽

Or as you may know him

或许你们知道他的马甲

Dave from at&t customer service

是AT&T的客服人员戴夫

I'm really going to miss you

我会很想你的

Will you come visit me india

你会来印度探望我吗

Gee that's like a 17 hour flight

天那个貌似要17小时的飞机吧

How about I meet you halfway

要不我们在中点相见

Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of japan

中点是在离日本海岸线600英里的地方

Tell you what we'll Skype

干脆这样我们视频吧

Gentlemen

先生们

Hey Raj

-嗨 -拉杰

Did you get a job with Professor Laughlin

你得到了拉夫林教授的工作吗

No I assumed as much

-没有 -我猜也是

But never fear

但别害怕

Like the subordinate male protagonist

就像是无数的动作片里面

In countless action movies

那些次要男主角

Who disappears half way through the second reel

在影片放到一半时消失那样

I have returned to save the day

我现在回来拯救世界

Odd

奇怪了

Usually he's met by cheers

他通常都是在欢呼声中回归的

Anyway I was thinking about exploring

不论如何我正想着探索

The string theory implications

超弦理论在

Of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations

暗物质湮灭时所放出的伽玛射线中的含义

And it occurred to me that I could benefit

我突然间发现我能利用

Excuse me Sheldon

打扰一下谢尔顿

How many reels before the subordine male protagonist

通常需要浪费多少卷胶片才能让次要的男主角

Gets to s point

说到重点上

I'm sorry if you didn't cheer at my entrance

不好意思如果你没有为我的出场欢呼

It's too late to buy into the premise

那你现在提出你的假设也为时已晚了

Anyway I got some extra money

不管怎么说我从系主任那里

From the head of the department

获得了多余的资金

And Raj can come work for me

而拉杰可以来给我打工

You want me to work with you

你想让我与你共事

For me

是给我打工

You're going to have to listen

你今后在工作的时候

More careful when you're on the job

必须要更仔细的听清我的话

Ay uh please don't take this the wrong way

好吧但是可别搞错了

But I'd rather swim buck naked across the Ganges

我情愿在乳头上别张纸

With a paper cut on my nipple

赤条条地游过恒河

And die a slow agonizing death

抑或是染上病毒痛苦而挣扎着死掉

From a viral infection than work with you

也不要和你一起工作

For me

是为我工作

Sheldon are you busy

谢尔顿你在忙吗

Of course I'm busy

这不废话么

Shall I wait

那要我等你吗

Yes please

当然了

How may I help you

能为你效劳吗

I've reconsidered your offer to let me work with you

我重新考虑了你提出的合作建议

For me

是为我工作

Yes for you

是是为你工作

I do however have a few conditions

我接受但有几个条件

First at all times

首先任何情况下

I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal

你都得把我看作同事平等对待

Second my contributions shall noted

其次在所有发表物上

In all published material

都应注明我的名字和贡献

And third you are never allowed to lecture me

第三绝不许你在我面前

On hinduism or my Indian culture

挑剔我的印度教或印度文化

I'm impressed Raj

真令我感到钦佩拉杰

Those are very cogent and reasonable conditions

你提得条件中肯而合理

Thank you

谢谢

I reject them all

我统统拒绝

Then you leave me no choice

那我就毫无选择了

I accept the job

只能接受这份工作

I'm sorry I believe you've misunderstood

真抱歉我想你大概搞错了

I'm not giving you the job

我才不是请你来工作

I'm simply affording you the opportunity to apply for it

我只是给你一个机会来应征

Have a seat we'll get started with the interview

坐下吧我们先来面试

Wha You're kidding

靠你开玩笑吗

Please

请坐

all right

好吧

好吧...

That's what you wear to an interview

你就穿这个来面试吗

Come on dude we've been friends for years

行行好吧哥们我们可是多年的老友啊

Oh pulling strings are we

哇开始套近乎了吗

Sheldon for god's sakes don't make me beg

谢尔顿看在老天爷的份上别逼我求你

Bazinga

逗你玩!

You've fallen victim

你是我经典实用笑话

To another one of my classic practical jokes

的第N个受害者

I'm your boss now You may want to laugh at that

我现在可是老板你敢说我的笑话不好笑?

Ah this is nice having the place to ourselves isn't it

二人世界的感觉真棒不是吗

Uh huh

唔唔

Now that raj is working for sheldon

拉杰正和谢尔顿一起工作

I don't have to chauffeur him around anymore

我就不用开车载他了

plus yeah with them working late so much

更重要的是他们工作到这么晚

We get some privacy

我们就能过二人世界了

Mm hmm

嗯哼

Hey want to get a little crazy

想来点儿刺激的吗

What are you thinking

你想怎样

Let's slide over to sheldon's spot and make out

我们在谢尔顿的专座上狠狠干一场

You are a dirty girl

你可真是放荡

Oh god how did he know

天啊他怎么知道

Hello

你们好啊

Hi howard

嗨霍华德

Am I interrupting

我打扰你们了吗

Little bit yeah

是有一点

Guess I should have called

我应该先打个电话来

Yeah maybe

说得也是

Tonight's the night I usually go line dancing

今晚我通常都和拉杰一起

With raj at the palomino

去帕拉米诺跳排排舞

Uh huh

然后呢

But he's working with sheldon

但他现在却要和谢尔顿一起工作

Yes we know

我们知道

Want me to leave

要我走吗

You know whatever

也无所谓啦

Okay I guess I can hang for a little while

那好我就在这消磨一会儿好了

So what are we watching

在看什么呢

Sex and the city Yikes

哇欲望都市

Hey I happen to love this mie

别换台我喜欢这部电影

Fine let's watch it

好那就看吧

Maybe all our periods will synchronize

好像我们的经期同步了哈

All right we're going to be designing an experiment

好我们现在要设计一个实验

To look for the annihilation spectrum

以观察由于宇宙暗物质的碰撞

Resulting from dark matter collisions in space

而产生的光谱湮灭现象

Ooh dark matter

哇暗物质耶

We better bring a flashlight

那我们最好带个手电筒

I was making a joke

开玩笑而已

I'm the boss

我才是老板

I make the jokes

只有我能开玩笑

Sorry go ahead and make your joke

抱歉你来吧

This is not the time for joking

现在有时间开玩笑吗

We're doing serious research

我们可是正儿八经地在做研究

Which requires complete and utter focus

需要完全高度集中精神

All right let's buckle down and work

好那就全力开工吧

"eye of the tiger" by survivor playing

("虎视眈眈" 电影洛奇主题曲幸存者乐队演奏)

Sheldon What

-谢尔顿 -咋了

I need an aspirin

有脑残片么

Top desk drawer

在头个抽屉里

Thank you Alright

-谢了 -好了吗

Yes Good

-是 -很好

That was fun

真是有趣

Thank you

谢谢

Leonard honey you don't have to say thank you

莱纳德亲亲我们每一次嘿咻完

Every time we have sex

你不用都说谢谢

Oh Okay

噢好

Tomorrow you're going to get a card in the mail

明天你如果在信箱里看到张卡片

Just throw it away

扔了它就是

Top o' the mornin'o ya

两位早上好啊(爱尔兰腔)

What are you doing here

你在这干嘛

Well usually on Sundays I go with raj

平时星期天我都是和拉杰一起

To scam on hippie chicks at the farmers market

去农贸市场骗骗嬉皮小妞

But he's still working with sheldon

但他还在谢尔顿那里工作

So I thought I'd come over here

所以我想还是到这来

And make you guys scrambled eggs and salami

给你们做一些炒鸡蛋和意大利香肠

It's the perfect meal for apres l'amour

最适合刚缠绵过的情侣

Oh kill me

噢杀了我吧

By the way I couldn't help overhearing your big finish

顺便无意中听到你最后那猛地一下

Bravo leonard

真有你的啊莱纳德

See if you had killed me when I said "kill me "

瞧如果我说杀了我的时候你杀了我

I wouldn't have had to hear that

我就不会听到了

What do you guys think

你们有何打算

Wanna take in a matinee

想去看个日场演出吗

Maybe go rollerblading

还是去溜旱冰

Catch a step class

去上节健身踏板课程

Do something Okay

-你倒是做点什么呢 -好吧

Um Howard we need talk

霍华德我们得谈谈

Sure wats up Holmes

好啊怎么了福尔摩斯

Uh Please understand

你得明白

That it's not that we don't want you around

不是我们不想你呆在这儿

But Penny and I occasionally need some

但我和佩妮偶尔也需要...

Alone time

独处一会儿

I I get it I'm the third wheel

我明白了我当电灯泡了

Sorry I should have seen that

抱歉我早该明白的

I'll get out of your way

我这就走

You're gonna want to eat those eggs while they're still hot

还有那些鸡蛋... 快趁热吃吧

Thank you

谢谢

There's lox and cream cheese in the fridge

冰箱里还有熏鲑鱼和奶油芝士

The bagels are in the oven I was warming them up

百吉饼在烤箱里我正在加热

That's great

太好了

I'm just going to hang out with my mother That's always fun

我就去跟我妈呆着好了反正一直都很好玩的

Good

很好

Are we terrible people

我们是不是太坏了

I don't know

我不知道

What do you want me to do

那你想让我怎么办

G get him bring him back

去追他吧带他回来

Are you sure

你确定

Yeah Okay

-对 -好吧

Howard come back

霍华德回来吧

Oh you guys had me scared for a minute

你们还真让我担心了那么一会儿

No no no no

不对不对

That rate is much too low from what we'd expect from this collision

据我们对本次对撞的预测这个比率远远过低了

Do you understand

你到底明不明白

We're talking about Dark Matter colliding in outer space

我们在讨论的是暗物质在外层空间的对撞

Of course I understand

我当然明白

And who are you to tell me about outer space

你算哪根葱来跟我讨论外层空间

I'm the astrophysicist

我是天体物理学家

"astro" means "space"

天体就意味着外太空

"astro" means "star"

天体是指星星

Okay well let me just tell you

好吧这么跟你说吧

If we having this argument in my native language

如果这会儿是用我的母语在跟你争论

I'd be kicking your butt

我早就把你杀得片甲不留

English is your native language

英语本来就是你的母语

Okay you got me there but you're wrong about this

好吧这个让你说对了但这边你确实错了

There is a fine line between wrong and visionary

错误和幻想还是有微妙区别的

Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it

不幸的是想看我出错除非你做梦

My god you think that every thought

我的天你还真以为蹦到你脑子里的

That comes out of your head is pure gold

每一个想法一定都是真金不怕火炼的

Well let me tell you something

我告诉你

Some of those thoughts are pure caca

你有些想法它就是一堆粪球

Caca

粪球

It means "doo doo "

就是一坨屎

All right

够了

First of all Dr Koothrappali

首先库萨帕里博士

When I first proposed that you work with me

我当初提议你跟我共事的时候...

Aha So I am working with you

这么说我是跟你共事咯

In this context "with me" means for me "

在此语境下 "跟我共事"就是指"为我做事"

Ah well in this context

好吧在此语境下...

If I'm wrong prove it

你说我错了证明给我看

Okay

好吧

Here's where we derive the mass of the Dark Matter particle

这里我们推导出了暗物质粒子的质量

No no no

不不

You've misstated the atomic weight of the target

你对它原子量的表述是错误的

Let me finish You're defacing my work

-让我说完 -你这是在毁了我的研究

I'm not defacing it I'm fixing it

不对我是在修正你的研究

Give me the eraser No

-把白板擦给我 -不要

I said give it to me

我说了把白板擦给我

Come and get it

有本事就来拿

Fine

好吧

Oh lord

上帝啊

Dr Koothrappali

库萨帕里博士

As your superior I forbid you from writing on my board

我以你上级的身份禁止你在我的白板上写字

You are not my superior

你才不是我的上级

I am in every way

从各方面看我都占优势

Oh yeah

是吗

Can you do this

这个你能做到吗

Nice working with you

很高兴与您共事

I'm sorry for you

抱歉说错了是为您做事

Raj

拉杰

Raj Raj

拉杰拉杰

I'm busy

我很忙

Doing what

忙什么

All right you've made your point

好吧你说得很清楚了

What do you want Sheldon

你来干什么谢尔顿

I looked over the board

我仔细看了板上的内容

And it turns out you were right

结果证明你是对的

So you were wrong I didn't say that

-这么说你错了 -我可没这么说

That's the only logical inference

这是唯一合乎逻辑的推理

Nevertheless I didn't say it

尽管如此反正我没说过

Anyway I would like you to come back and work for me

总之我想请你回来帮我做事

For you or with you

是帮你做事还是跟你共事

In this coext "for me" could mean "with me "

在此语境下 "帮我做事"也指"跟我共事"

All right but I have some conditions

好吧但我有几个条件

I reject them all I'll take the job

-我一概拒绝 -我接受这份工作

See you Monday

周一见

Wait you have to drive me home

等等你得载我回家

How did you get here I walked

-你怎么来的 -走路来的

So walk home I can't

-那就再走回去 -不行

There's a big dog outside

外面有条大狗...

On the way home we can start thinking

回家路上我们可以开始想想

About methods of optimizing the detector for 500 GeV particles

为500GeV的粒子优化探测器的办法

All right

好吧