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Hey will you steam my uniform next

弄好可以也烫下我的制服吗

Yeah w interesting

哟真有意思

Do you recall this conversation

你还记得我们这段对话吗

"Leonard want to go halfsies on a steamer "

"莱纳德要不要跟我摊挂烫机的钱"

"No Sheldon we don't need a steamer "

"不要谢尔顿我们又用不到"

Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost

看来有人现在自食恶果了吧

字面意乱毛小鸡返巢歇息啦

Here are the make up sponges you asked for

这是你要的化妆海绵

Oh thanks I thought I had more

谢啦我本来以为我还有不少

Damn you've got more makeup than I do

靠你的化妆品比我还多

You've got better makeup than I do

而且还比我用的都高级

Yeah I'm borrowing this

这个老娘借了

This is my Comic Con makeup

这是我动漫大会专用化妆品

I love you but there are some things

我爱你但有些东西是男子汉们

a man doesn't share with his girlfriend

不能与女友分享的

That's a wise policy

十分明智的原则

I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest

我曾为化装比赛借用了我妹妹的化妆品

Got a terrible case of pinkeye

结果被传染到红眼病

Yeah but luckily I was going as a zombie

幸好那年我刚好是想化装成僵尸

I won second place

因此还赢得了第二名呢

I feel like you guys just went to Comic Con

你们不是才去过动漫大会吗

That was San Diego Comic Con

上次是圣地亚哥动漫大会

This is Bakersfield Comic Con

这次是贝克尔斯菲动漫大会

Is that better

这次的有比较好吗

Well it's a lot smaller

其实规模小了很多

It's more about the comic books

但重心主要放在漫画书上

The way these conventions used to be

以前传统的大会都是这样

before they went all Hollywood

而不是像现在的好莱坞电影潮

So to answer your question no it's not better

简单扼要地回答你这场没比较好

Well then why are you going

那你们干嘛还去啊

It's a comic book convention

始终还是漫画大会

You know it's like pizza or particle accelerators

就如同披萨或粒子加速器一样嘛

even the stinky one's still pretty good

就算做得不好也还是可以接受

All right

好吧

Well you guys have fun

那祝你们玩得开心

I guess I'll see you Sunday night

那估计是周日晚再见了吧

Yeah Okay

-是的行

Oh hang on a second

你等一下

Hold this

举着这个

What was that for

这是干嘛

To show people when they don't believe me

作为别人不信我有美女女友时的证据

第六季第十三集

生活大爆炸

Oh this is the best

这样最爽了

You have booze with breakfast on a Tuesday

如果你平日吃早餐时配酒喝

you got a problem

人家会说你酗酒

You do it on the weekend you got brunch

但如果是周末这样就能推说是早午餐

Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch

谢尔顿不爱早午餐这套

He can't stand being at a table

他无法忍受吃饭时

where one person's having an omelet

一边有人在吃早餐煎蛋卷

and another person's having a sandwich

而另一边有人在吃午餐三明治

He's not exhausting at all

他真是不厌其"烦"啊

It's Leonard he says they're on the road

莱纳德发的短信说他们在路上了

and headed for Bakersfield at "warp speed "

正"曲速前进"贝克尔斯菲市呢

科幻电影中运用空间翘曲以快于光速的几个数量级的速度航行

Maybe it's the Mimosa

可能这含羞草鸡尾酒上头

but I'm gonna give the kid an LOL

但我就大发慈悲给他回个"哈哈哈"吧

It's cute how excited they are

他们兴奋这些事的样子真可爱

You should have seen Howard

你们应该看看霍华德

sewing his costume all week for the convention

为了参加大会缝了整周服装的样子

When did Howard learn to sew

霍华德什么时候学的缝纫啊

When he was a little boy every couple months

他小时候每隔几个月

he would have to let his mom's pants out

都要帮他妈把旧裤子重新缝大一点

I don't even understand why they go to these conventions

我真不知道他们为什么会去这些大会

I know

对啊

The four of them work at a major university

他们四个都在知名大学工作

They're all super smart

他们都超级聪明

How can they still be into something made for 12 year olds

怎么会还在痴迷12岁小孩的玩意呢

I don't mind it

我是不介意啦

I think Howie's just in touch with his inner child

我觉得霍华德只是内心有孩子气的一面

Although when he comes to bed in his Batman pajamas

不过有时候他穿着蝙蝠侠睡衣上床时

sometimes it feels like I'm touching his inner child

我都感觉是其实他就是个小孩

It's probably because they were bullied growing up

可能是因为他们从小被欺负到大吧

In a world where you can't fight back

在一个人自身无力反抗时

superheroes provide meaningful wish fulfillment

超级英雄能满足他们心中的愿望

Now I feel bad for picking on all those kids

现在我对自己欺负过的那些人感到内疚

Although in my defense

但我也要替自己辩驳

if Danny Biffle didn't want to eat a mouthful of dirt

当年丹尼·比佛要不想被欺负得满嘴泥

he shouldn't have shown up to school wearing a bow tie

就不该戴着一个欠扁的蠢领结来上学

I've never even read a comic book You guys

我没有看过漫画书呢你们呢

Uh uh No

-没 -没有过

I mean it's such an important part of their lives

这东西对他们生命那么重要

Maybe we should try reading some

我们也许该去试着看看啊

Seriously

你说真的吗

The comic book store isn't far from here

漫画店离这里也不远啊

That is an amazing idea

这主意太棒了

Okay how many of these have I had

靠我是喝了多少杯啦

I think you should turn on the GPS

我觉得你该开卫星导航器

It is on

开了啊

But the turn by turn voice option isn't on

可你没开语音导航功能

I know I'd feel more safe

你要是打开那个

if you turn on the turn by turn voice option

我会感觉到加倍安心呢

I love the turn by turn voice option

我爱死语音导航功能了

Has it really only been ten miles

真的只开了10英里而已吗

I'm turning it on but just to shut you up

为了让你闭嘴我现在就开

Leonard bear left

莱纳德向左转

and continue on Interstate 210

沿着210洲际公路继续前行

Ooh sounds like that fellow knows what he's talking about

语音导航的那人听起来很懂行啊

I'd put on my listening ears if I were you

我要是你一定会洗耳恭听的

What did you do

你对导航器干嘛了

I found a hack online

我网上找到了个破解软件

I was able to upload MP3 recordings

能让我把自己录制的声音档

of my voice to your GPS

上传到你的导航器

That is so cool

这太酷了

Counterpoint no it's not

反对一点都不酷

Continue on Interstate 210

继续沿着210洲际公路

for five miles

前行5英里

Here's an interesting fact about interstates

以下是一则关于洲际公路的有趣小知识

Really

你不是吧

Shh he said it's interesting

别吵人家说是有趣小知识呢

Interstates are numbered as follows

洲际公路数字命名的规则是

Even numbered routes run east and west

偶数公路走东西向

odd numbered routes run north and south

奇数公路走南北向

Three digit route numbers indicate bypasses

三位数公路表示环绕郊区

or spurs

或支路

Look Leonard there's a bridge

瞧莱纳德那有座桥

Drive off it

冲出去死了算了

You know we're not that far from Vazquez Rocks

我们离华斯克巨岩公园不远了

Oh they shot a lot of Star Trek episodes out there

《星际迷航》有很多集都是在那里拍的

We've got our costumes in the trunk

我们的化装服就在车里

We could go there and have a little photo shoot

我们可以去那里拍几张照片

Great idea

好主意

I haven't had a carbohydrate in two weeks

我两周没碰过碳水化合物了

These cheekbones need to be in front of a camera

瘦得颧骨都凸起来了不赶紧拍照

before I eat a pretzel and they're gone

不然一块椒盐卷饼下肚就打回原形了

Yeah that sounds fun

好啊听起来不错

Oh smashing

好极了

Now Leonard do you know how to get there No

-莱纳德那你知道怎么去吗 -不知道

Yeah well luckily someone in the car does

幸好车上有人知道

Recalculating

重新计算路程

While we're waiting

在等待的同时

do you know which president signed

你知道是哪一任总统将

the Intestate Highway System Act into law

《洲际公路系统法案》签署成为法律吗

The answer coming up in 14 miles

答案将在14英里后公布

None of you will get it

你们肯定都猜不出来

It's Eisenhower

是艾森豪威尔[美国第三十四任总统]

Why are they staring

他们干嘛盯着我们看

Who cares

哪要理由

Just soak it in

好好享受就行了

Hello boys

你们好呀

Could you please stop staring They're just girls

拜托不要盯着看不过是女生而已

It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or in drawings

你们又不是没在电影或漫画里见过

Hey Stuart

斯尔图特

Wh What brings you guys here

什么风把你们吹来了

We were looking for a recommendation about comic books

我们想听听你对漫画书的建议

Oh well I recommend you don't open a store and sell them

我的建议是千万不要以卖漫画书为生

No we were just wondering

不是啦我们只是好奇

why the guys like this stuff so much

为什么男生这么喜欢看漫画

so we thought we'd give it a try

所以我们想试试看

Oh okay What do you think you might be into

好的你们觉得自己可能会喜欢什么类型

Superhero fantasy graphic novels manga

超级英雄漫画奇幻漫画漫画小说日本漫画

I swear I will turn a hose on you

再盯人家我就拿水管喷死你们

What kind of comics do the guys like

那咱家几个都喜欢什么类型的漫画

Um a little bit of everything

什么类型都会看一点

Mostly superhero stuff

大部分是超级英雄系列的

All right well who's the best superhero

好吧那谁是最厉害的超级英雄

You can't ask a question like that in here

你不能在这里问这种问题

Are you trying to start a rumble

你是想挑起宅男骂战吗

Well what do you recommend

那你推荐什么

Well uh let's see

我想想

You've got your basic clean cut good guys

有阳光帅气的基本款英雄

Superman Spider Man Captain America

《超人》《蜘蛛侠》《美国队长》

Then you have your darker anti heroes

有黑暗系的另类英雄

your Batman your Wolverine Punisher

《蝙蝠侠》《金刚狼》《惩罚者》

Ooh I do love a bad boy

哇我还就喜欢坏小子

As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters

你那怕仓鼠的男友就是最好的"证明"啊

If I were you I'd go for Fables number one

如果我是你我会选《成人童话》第一集

The artwork is sophisticated

画风复杂精致

it's intelligently written

情节千回百转

and it doesn't objectify or stereotype women

而且没有物化或有女性刻板印象

Ooh Thor

哇《雷神》

He's hot

他真性感

Yeah he kind of is

对啊的确是

And we're blending

再上点粉

and we're blending

再上点粉

and we're done

大功告成

I know Mr Data isn't supposed to smile

我知道数据机器人不应该笑

but here it comes

但我要笑一个

Come on guys Let's do this

来吧伙计们开拍啦

Yeah I'm sweating my bald cap off

快点我出汗出得秃头套都要掉了

So what's our first pose going to be

我们第一个造型要摆什么

I say we begin with a classic Star Trek fight scene

先摆一个《星际迷航》的经典打斗场面吧

I'll set the timer

我去设定时

Sheldon how is that a fight pose

谢尔顿你这算哪门子的打斗姿势

Mr Data's weapon is his mind

数据机器人的武器就是脑子

I'm wielding it

我正挥舞它呢

Phasers on the Borg

相位枪对准博格人

Charlie's Angels

《霹雳娇娃》姿势

Okay what's next

好的下一个是什么

Now let's do some sexy glamour shots

我们拍几辑性感魅力的照片

I'll set the mood

我来挑动气氛

Yeah nice one

好这张好

That's right

就这样

Oh my God

天啊

Leonard someone's stealing your car

莱纳德有人在偷你的车

What Hey hey

什么喂喂

Come back here Stop

回来别走

I don't believe this

真不敢相信

Son of a bitch

混蛋

I'll call 911

我打电话报警

Wha

糟糕

Oh no my phone is in my other pants

不是吧我的手机在其他裤子里

Oh so is mine Mine too

-我的也是 -我也是

Anybody got any ideas

有人有办法吗

Nope

没有

The only thing left to do now is assign blame

唯一能做的事就是怪罪某人

Nice going

都怪你

What kind of a person steals another person's car in broad daylight

谁会在光天化日之下公然偷走别人的车啊

What kind of person leaves his keys in the car

谁会把车钥匙留在车里不拿走啊

I thought we agreed this was all Koothrappali's fault

不是说好都怪库萨帕里了吗

You're right

你说得对

Nice going

都怪你

Car

有车

What is wrong with people Why don't they stop

这些人怎么搞的干嘛不停车

Maybe we're better off

也许这样更好

You know what if we were to get in a car with a crazy person

万一我们上了神经病的车就惨了

Look at us Sheldon

照照镜子吧谢尔顿

We're the crazy people

我们就是神经病

Well perhaps we should hold up a sign

也许我们该举个牌子

that assures passing motorists of our mental competence

告诉来往车辆我们的精神很正常

Good idea Why don't you get started on that

这主意真棒那你还不赶紧做牌子

Come on let's just start walking

算了咱们用走的吧

There's got to be a gas station or something nearby

这附近肯定有加油站之类的

What you think just because you're wearing a captain's uniform

就因为你穿着船长的制服

you're in charge

你就能发号施令了是吗

Yes

是的

All right

好吧

Hmm okay I'm done

我看完了

How did you guys finish so fast

你们怎么看得那么快

I don't know there were a lot of pictures

大部分都只是图片啊

and one page only had the word "Brakkadoom "

有一页上甚至只写了一句"受死吧"

Yeah well I have street smarts

行聪明人脑子快可我有街头智慧

So what'd you guys think

你们怎么看

Well there was a lot of action

书里有许多打斗场景

and the story moved along at a brisk pace

情节跌宕起伏

It was overall

总体来说

what's the word I'm looking for

我该怎么形容呢

Stupid So stupid

-蠢 -超蠢的

I don't know how Leonard can get so caught up in this

真不知道莱纳德怎么会对这玩意这么着迷

It's crazy they spend hours

太荒唐了他们竟然花大量的时间

arguing about things that don't even exist

讨论这些虚无缥缈的东西

What a waste of time I know

-真是浪费光阴 -可不是嘛

A hammer so heavy that no one else can pick it up

什么一把重到只有雷神才举得起的铁锤啊

I don't think it's heavy

我觉得不是因为它重

I think it's some sort of magic

而是铁锤上有某种魔法

so only Thor can lift it

所以只有雷神才能举起它

That makes even less sense I mean

这更说不通啊

No no no it doesn't

不不就应该是这样

Thor is a god

雷神是神

The hammer is his only he can use it

铁锤是他的只有他能用

It's like Sheldon and his toothbrush

就像谢尔顿和他的牙刷

Or his thin beckoning lips

或者谢尔顿和他那两片诱人薄唇

Okay hang on

等一下

what if Thor's hand is on the hammer

要是雷神正拿着铁锤呢

I mean if he's touching it with his god magic

如果他正拿着铁锤发力

does that mean I could lift it

那是不是我也可以拿起它

No Yes

-不是 -是的

Well which is it

到底怎样

Maybe we missed something

我们是不是漏了什么细节

Let's read it again

再看一遍吧

Okay Yeah

-好吧 -行

You want some tea

想喝点茶吗

Good idea I'll help you

好主意我帮你

Wait I thought we were reading

不是要一起再看一遍吗

We are

要的

We're just uh giving you a head start

你先开始吧我们晚点不要紧

I wish my mom was here

真希望我妈妈在这儿

We could all hang out in her shadow

我们就都可以在她的影子下乘凉了

Wool pants in the desert

漫漫沙漠行毛裤贴我身

I feel like I've got poached testicles

熊熊烈日下蛋蛋火上蒸

Oh you poor thing

可怜的你啊

you're sweating

瞧你那汗流的

That's so much worse than having your car stolen

可真是比车被人偷了还可怜

Insurance is gonna buy you a new car

保险公司会赔你辆新车

It's not gonna de funk my junk

请问谁能赔我大雕

Gentlemen

先生们

a little less bellyaching

不要再满腹牢骚了

We're Starfleet officers

我们是星际舰队的军官

and a member of the Borg Collective

是博格集合体的一份子

Please Sheldon I am so not in the mood

谢尔顿拜托我现在真没心情入戏

Leonard

莱纳德

all our lives we have dreamed

我们一直都在梦想

of finding ourselves inside one of the fantasy worlds we love

进入我们所挚爱的幻想世界

And look at us

看看现在的我们

At this moment we are in fact

现在我们真正成为了

a Star Trek landing party

星际迷航的先遣登陆队

stranded in an alien and unforgiving environment

被困于荒芜凋敝的陌生环境

relying only on our wits our fortitude

只能依靠自己的智慧坚毅

and our moxie

和勇气

As long as we have those things

只要我们有这些品质

nothing can stop Nerds

-没有什么可以阻止 -书呆子

I hate this planet

我恨死这星球了

It says right here on the hammer

看铁锤上写着呢

"Whoever holds this hammer if he be worthy

"只要是配得上的人手持铁锤

shall possess the power of Thor "

均可获得雷神的神力"

Hold on who decides who's worthy

等一下谁能决定他是否配得上

Does the hammer decide

是铁锤决定吗

Yes No

-是的 -不是

It can't decide

它无法决定

It's a hammer

它只是个铁锤

You said it's a magic hammer

是你说它有魔力的

Yeah it can't make decisions

对但它不能做决定啊

If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions

哈利·波特的魔杖都能选主人

why can't Thor's hammer

雷神的铁锤凭什么不行

Okay if you're going to start comparing wands and hammers

你要是非要拿魔杖和铁锤比

I can't even take you seriously

那我没啥话好对你说了

Hello

你好

Hello

你好

Uh four glasses of water please

请倒四杯水

Anything for you guys

你们要什么吗

Can I use your phone Our car got stolen

能借电话用一下吗我们的车被偷了

Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up

你们怎么不叫史考特传送你们上舰啊

《星际迷航》角色

Scotty was on the original series

史考特是第一代系列人物

and we're Next Generation

而我们是《下一代》的

所以...

joke's on you

糗的是你们

We're not with him

我们跟他不是一起的

You can't pick something up in outer space

你不能在外太空拿起任何东西

In space there is no up Oh yeah

-在太空里根本就没有"起"的概念 -是吗

Then how does the sun come "Up" every day

那为什么每天太阳都会升"起"呢

Hard to argue with those kind of street smarts

很难反驳如此的街头"智慧"啊

Leonard and Sheldon have boxes of comics across the hall

莱纳德和谢尔顿有成箱的漫画书在对面屋

Why don't we go look at those

我们为何不过去找找答案

Oh great Yes And then you will see

很好这样你们就会发现

I am not wrong because if we were in outer space

我没错因为如果我们在外太空

then anyone could pick up the hammer

任何人都有可能举起锤子

because it would be floating around in a weightless environment

因为在失重环境下它是漂浮在空中的

Yeah that's right the slow reader used science

没错看书慢的人也懂科学

Suck on that

去死吧

Was there anything valuable in the car

车里有什么值钱的东西

Our clothes our wallets phones

衣服钱包手机

And about $300 worth of makeup

还有价值三百美元的化妆品

so this thief could look like anyone right now

所以现在偷车贼可以化妆成任何样子

Makeup

化妆品

Sure

不奇怪

Uh we're going to the Comic Con in Bakersfield

我们本打算去贝克尔斯菲的动漫大会

They have a big costume contest

那里有个大型的化装比赛

It's cooler than it sounds

其实没听起来那么蠢啦

I don't know sounds pretty cool

还好听起来还挺酷啊

I It is

本来就很酷

It's not just comic books

那里不仅只有漫画书

They've got action figures toys

还有人偶玩具

a Tron themed dance party

还有"电子世界争霸战"主题舞会

Okay he gets how cool it is

行了他已经了解有多酷了

I think I have all I need here

我要问的都问完了

You guys need me to call someone

需要我帮你们联络谁吗

I'm guessing your moms

我猜应该是你们妈妈吧

Thanks but we've got it covered

多谢我们自己能搞定

Okay I just talked to my mom

好了我刚跟我妈通完电话

She arranged for us to get a rental car

她帮我们租了辆车

Great

太好了

We can still make it to Comic Con

我们还可以去动漫大会

Are you kidding me

你开什么玩笑

After all we've been through I just want to go home

遭了这么多罪我现在只想回家

Don't be like that

别这样嘛

Come on Howard talk to him

拜托霍华德劝劝他

I'm with Leonard

我支持莱纳德

I'm done

我受够了

Fine then I guess it's two against two

好吧那看来是二对二了

How do we decide

怎么决定

Actually it's three against one

事实上是三对一

What

什么

What about the mission

那任务怎么办

You said we were a real life landing party

是你说我们是现实中的先遣登陆队

Yeah well we're not

我们不是

We're an imaginary landing party

我们是幻想的先遣登陆队

who had real life garbage thrown at us

在现实中被人丢垃圾

by real life strangers who think we're idiots

现实中陌生人认为我们是白痴

And to tell you the truth

跟你说实话

I'm starting to feel like one

我开始觉得自己像白痴了

I want to go home now

我现在就想回家

Okay

好吧

Did we at least rent the car from Enterprise

那我们好歹从进取公司租车吧

《星际迷航》中有一艘叫进取号的星舰

Get it Enterprise

懂吗进取号哟

Screw you That's funny

去死吧明明很好笑

Well what if the Hulk picked up Thor

那绿巨人在雷神举着锤子时

while Thor is holding the hammer

把他连人带锤举起来那会怎么样

Yeah

会怎样

Then by the transitive property of picking things up

这样根据传递性质

Hulk picked up the hammer

就是绿巨人举起了锤子

不

Hulk picked up Thor Thor picked up the hammer

是绿巨人举起了雷神雷神举起了锤子

Okay hang on

等等

If I go to a bar and pick up a guy

如果我去酒吧勾搭[举起]了一个男的

and he picks up a girl and then we all leave together

他又勾搭了一个女的然后我们仨一起离开

did I pick up the girl

那那个女的算是我勾搭上的吗

Did that ever happen

这是真事吗

Hey are we talking about me or are we talking about Thor

喂是讨论我还是讨论雷神啊

Well I say that's the last time we ever go outside

要我说这是我们最后一次出门

Look right here

看这里

Red Hulk is picking up Thor's hammer

红巨人举起了雷神的锤子

'cause Thor's touching it

因为雷神拿着锤子

No it's because they're in space

不因为他们在外太空

He's really just touching the strap

而且他只是碰到了带子

The strap is part of the hammer

带子是锤子的一部分

No it's not

不是的

Are they actually arguing about comic books

她们是在争论漫画书的内容吗

No that can't be right

不这不可能是真的

Maybe "Thor's Hammer"

也许"雷神之锤"

is a new color of nail polish

是新的指甲油颜色

Then Red Hulk must be worthy

红巨人肯定是配得上锤子

红巨人怎么配得上啊

You don't know his life

你又不了解他的生平

There's only one logical explanation

只有一个合理的解释了

Somewhere in the desert

在沙漠的某处

we crossed into an alternate dimension

我们穿越到另一个平行空间了

where the women in our lives

在这个空间我们生活中的女性

can finally appreciate great literature

终于懂得欣赏真正的伟大著作了

If it's an alternate dimension

如果这是平行空间

sounds like a job for a landing party

听起来先遣登陆队可以执行任务了

Captain what are your orders

舰长有何指令

I say we investigate

我看我们要调查一番

Wait

等等

They might be hostile

她们可能有攻击性

Fine but set them to stun

好吧不过调成击晕模式

If we vaporize Penny

如果把佩妮汽化了

I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again

我上哪儿再去找这么正点的女朋友呀

Fun fact

有趣的事实

President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act

艾森豪威尔总统是在病房里签署的

from his hospital room

《联邦政府助建公路条例》

Wow that is interesting

还真的很有意思啊

You learn something new every day

每天都能学到新知识

Say can you name the four state capitols

那么你能说出是哪四个州府

that are not served by the interstate system

没有通州际公路吗

Ooh another quiz Yes

又来道智力题爽