生活大爆炸-S09E20_生活大爆炸

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It's nice to get back to nature

回到大自然的感觉真好

Why don't I do this more often

我真该多多这么做

What a beautiful forest

这森林真美

Hello little butterfly

你好呀小蝴蝶

What's your na

你叫什么...

Whatcha doing

你在干嘛

I was enjoying some virtual reality

我刚沉浸在虚拟现实的乐趣中

until you ruined it with your actual face

而你这张现实的大脸把我拉了出来

What am I smelling

这是什么味儿

Oh it's car air freshener

这是汽车香片

I was simulating the smell of the forest

我在模拟森林的味道

That's not what the forest smells like

真正的森林可不是这个味儿

Well how would I know

我咋知道

Why are you pretending to be outdoors

你干嘛意淫自己在户外

You hate it

你又不喜欢

Amy showed me a compelling study

艾米给我看了一个有说服力的研究

that demonstrated the cognitive benefit

研究证实花点时间待在野外

of spending time in the wilderness

对认知能力有好处

Buddy I am ready to drive you

伙计只要你想

into the wilderness any time you want

我随时都可以开车载你去野外

and leave you there

然后把你扔那儿

Well make your jokes but some of the participants

随便你笑但部分参与者

who spent four days in the woods away from all technology

远离所有科技在树林待了四天后

reported a 50% gain in reasoning skills upon their return

记录指出回来后逻辑思维能力提高了50%

Okay if that's true

好吧如果那是真的

why aren't there more genius squirrels

为什么没有出现更多的天才松鼠

You may need this more than I do

你可能比我更需要这个

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Here's your tea

你的茶泡好了

Do not sneak up on a guy when he's sitting on a log

不要悄悄走近一个坐在圆木上的男人

You know if you really want to be in nature

如果你真的那么想亲近大自然

why don't we rent a cabin

我们何不去租一个小木屋

Look I'm sorry when did you even get here I

抱歉你啥时候来的我都没...

You know there's a cabin in Big Bear

有个跟我有业务往来的医生

that a doctor I work with keeps offering me

一直邀我去大熊湖那的一个小木屋

Because he's hitting on you

因为那男的想勾搭你吗

She

女的

Oh good

那就好

But I could get her

但我男女通杀

We could all go for the weekend

我们周末可以一起去

It'll be fun

一定会很好玩

Yeah Excuse me

好吧借过

Here look up "Fun" get back to me

查"好玩"这个词再跟我谈

You and I could still go and have a nice weekend

咱俩可以去好好过个周末啊

Sure

好啊

Come on Sheldon let's go with them

去嘛谢尔顿我们也去

I hardly think so

我不要

You be sure and say hello to

你们一定要跟以下生物问好

all the mosquitoes bees bears snakes

蚊子蜜蜂熊蛇

possums poison oak

负鼠毒葛

oh and last but not least

最后也是最重要的是

teenagers with guitars

玩吉他的少男少女们

I'll see if it's available

我问问能不能出借

You know if that study's real

如果那个研究是真的

Leonard might come back smarter than you

莱纳德回来后可能就会比你聪明哦

Are you trying to manipulate me Yes

-你这是在逼我就范吗 -是的

Well done it worked we're going

干得好很成功我们去

Yay

好棒

Come on Raj

别这样拉杰

give me a bag

让我帮你拿个袋吧

No no you're pregnant

不行你有孕在身

The only thing you carry

你的力气要用来

is our hope for a better tomorrow

"帮"人类孕育美好明天的希望

Hey where you been

你去哪儿了

Uh Raj took me to the baby doctor

拉杰载我去看产科医生

and then we swung by the grocery store

然后我们顺便去了一趟杂货店

Did you get graham crackers

你有买全麦饼干吗

I mean are what is the baby okay

我是说宝宝还好吗

Yes and yes

买了很好

I didn't know you needed help running errands today

我不知道你今天办事需要帮忙

I didn't but Raj volunteered

不用啊但拉杰主动来帮忙

Really

是吗

Yeah ever since you told him I was pregnant

是啊自从你告诉他我怀孕后

he's really been making a fuss over me

他对我真是呵护备至

Oh Well I guess that's kind of sweet

这样也挺好的

Bernie I just forwarded you a list

妮妮我刚给你转发了一张

of the top five lactation consultants in Los Angeles

洛杉矶前五位哺乳专家的名单

I know my favorite

虽然我有最爱的人选

but I'd love to hear what you think

但我还是想听听你的意见

And it just got weird

突然开始变味了

Hey Amy's downstairs

艾米在楼下了

Okay one sec

好的马上走

Uh what what you got goin' on here

你头上戴的是什么

I bought a baseball cap

我买了一顶棒球帽

I can see that

我看出来了

What team did you get

帽子是哪个球队呀

Uh Hufflepuff from Harry Potter

《哈利波特》的赫奇帕奇学院

Well we'll be in the woods

去森林戴啥帽子呀

I'm ready to go

我可以走了

Anything you'd like to say to him

你有什么话想要对他说吗

Nice hat Sheldon

谢尔顿帽子不错

Thanks

谢谢

Why are you so mean to me

你干嘛就欺负我

What the hell are you watching

你到底在看什么啊

Raj found all these childbirth videos online

拉杰在网上找了这些生孩子的视频

This one is of a woman giving birth in a river

这是一个女人在河里生孩子

Okay that is the least Jewish thing

好吧那是我这辈子见过

I've ever seen in my life

最不犹太风的事情了

You feel like Raj is getting a little carried away

你不觉得拉杰对宝宝的事

with all the baby stuff

有点过于上心吗

I don't think so

不觉得啊

He just wants to be part of the experience

他只是想要参与进来而已

All right if you say so

好吧你说是就是吧

What's in the box

盒子里是什么

Oh it's an ultrasonic microphone

是一个超声波麦克风

so we can hear the baby's heartbeat

用它可以听到宝宝的心跳

That's cool

挺酷啊

Can we try it

我们能试试吗

Actually Raj ordered it

那个其实是拉杰订的

He made me promise to wait till he was here

他让我保证会等到他来了再用

So he can be

这样他才能...

part of the experience

参与进来吗

Yeah

是啊

I'm surprised he let us conceive without him

真惊讶他居然让我们单独"受孕"

It's a sore spot don't bring it up

这是他痛处别在他面前提

It's so cute and rustic up here

好有爱好有乡村气息

I know

对啊

Did you see they still have a video rental place

你有看到他们还有录影带出租店吗

it's like Colonial Williamsburg

好像弗州的威廉斯堡历史保护区

Well cell service is down to one bar

手机信号只剩下一格了

so if anyone needs medical attention

如果有人需要找医生

or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid

或者告诉陌生人他的政治观点很智障

now's the time

赶紧趁现在

Have you ever been off the grid before

你有彻底断过网吗

Once

有过一次

The battery ran out on my phone

是在我的手机没电

I had to wait for my iPad to turn on

得等我的iPad开机的那段时间

I was afraid he was gonna eat me

那次我以为他要把我生吞活剥了

Raj just pulled up

拉杰到了

I'm gonna say something to him

我得跟他说说这事

Leave it alone He means well

别说了他一番好意

So you don't think he needs to rein it in a little

所以你不觉得他需要稍微有点分寸吗

No not really

不用没觉得

And you're not concerned he's acting like

你不担心他表现得有点像

somehow this is his kid too

你肚子里的也是他孩子吗

He's just trying to be supportive

他只是给予我关爱和支持

Just supportive

单纯关爱和支持

Not over the top in any way

完全没越界也不过火吗

是的

Hello

大家安安啊

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You saw him carrying that

你早就看见他拿着这个了

Astronauts saw him carrying that

宇航员都看见了

This place is great

这地方好棒

So nice of that doctor to just let you use it

那个医生真好就白白借你用了

Well she is taking me to an Indigo Girls concert

她要带我去看拉拉女团的演唱会

so hold that thought

话先别说太早

Okay

好

Should we check each other for ticks

我们要互相检查有没有虱子了吗

Sheldon all we did was walk in from the car

谢尔顿就下车走进屋这段路而已

Oh Well suit yourself

随你便

Who wants to check me

谁想检查我身上

On the other hand safety first

不过不怕一万只怕万一嘛

Wow it's really coming down

大雨大雨一直下

This sucks

真是衰透了

And there goes our hike

踏青是没戏了

Oh not our hike

太"失望"了

Now we have to stay safe and warm

现在我们只能保持安全与暖和了

You know we could still go

我们还是能去啊

A little rain isn't gonna kill us

一点小雨也不会死人

Have you been outside in the rain with Sheldon

你跟谢尔顿在雨中出去过吗

No You'll wish it would kill you

-没 -你会祈求雨能弄死你

So what do we do now

我们现在干嘛

They have some board games

这里有些桌游啊

Eh most of the Jenga pieces are missing

大多数的叠叠乐积木都不见了

and the Scrabble only has seven tiles

而拼字游戏只剩七个字母砖

so unless you want to build an unimpressive structure

除非你想叠一个看起来很垃圾的塔

with the word "SHNERPF" next to it move on

外加"SHNERPF"字样在一旁否则拉倒吧

Hey let's light a fire

我们来生火吧

Ooh that sounds cozy

感觉好舒服

I don't think I've lit a real fire before

我好像没有生过真的火

Ah it's basic thermodynamics

只是很基础的热力学

I'm sure we can figure that out

我们俩肯定能搞定

I could stack the logs conically to facilitate airflow

我可以把木头按圆锥状叠来促进空气流动

That would maximize oxygen for optimal combustion

这的确能为燃烧提供最足的氧气

Right So all we need is to

对所以我们只需要...

Got it

搞定

A scientist made that

生火装置是科学家发明的

Look Raj you're my best friend in the world

拉杰你是我全世界最好的朋友

and I really appreciate your enthusiasm about the baby

我也很感谢你对这孩子这么上心

Please my pleasure

别客气我的荣幸

And of course Howie and I both want you to be a part of all this

我跟华仔也很愿意让你全程参与进来

But we have to set some boundaries

但我们得设一些界线

I don't understand

我不懂了

The three of us aren't having this baby

这孩子不是我们三个人的

Just the two of us

是我们两个人的

Okay Yeah I get it

好我懂了

I'll back off

我不乱插手了

Thanks for understanding

谢谢你能理解

Of course

那当然

I'll give you guys some space

我给你们留点空间吧

Let me just get this out of your way

帮你们把这玩意弄走别碍事了

You need some help

你需要帮忙吗

No I got it

不用我能行

Raj Raj wait

拉杰拉杰等等

Please Bernadette

别说了伯纳黛特

Let me leave with my dignity

让我带着最后一点尊严离去吧

Hey you guys want to play a drinking game

你们想玩一个喝酒游戏吗

Oh well now well now we'll never win

那啥...我们根本赢不了啊

You always play the drinking game

这项活动你老玩

Not the drinking game a drinking game

不是"喝酒"这游戏是喝酒玩的游戏

To be fair good at both

说句公道话两种她都是高手

What's the game

怎么玩

All right it's called Never Have I Ever

好这个游戏叫"我从未做过"

The rules are simple

规则特别简单

Someone says something they've never done

每人说一件自己从未做过的事

but if you have done it you take a drink

但其他人谁做过谁就得喝酒

I've never played that before

我从未玩过这个游戏

Hey now wait

等一下

Have we started Do I drink

我们已经开始了吗我需要喝酒吗

What is happening Okay

-到底怎么回事 -好了

Calm down I'll go first

冷静一点我先来

All right let's see

好我看看啊

Never have I ever

我从未...

She's trying to think of something she's never done before

她正在努力回想一件她没做过的事

This could take a while

这够她想好久了

Very funny

好好笑哦

Okay never have I ever

我从未...

Yeah you know what

算了吧

Let's just circle back

还是先从你们开始吧

Okay I'll go

好的我先来

Never have I ever been arrested

我从未被逮捕过

So I drink

那我就得喝了

No it's only if you've done it

不只有你做过才需要喝

Got it

懂了

I can't believe you've been arrested

真不敢相信你居然被逮捕过

I can't believe Penny hasn't

我还不敢相信佩妮没被逮捕过呢

Sheldon what did you do

谢尔顿你犯了什么事啊

Well I'm not proud of it

这不是一件值得骄傲的事

but

不过

I jaywalked

我曾经乱穿马路

Oh no it's like a horror movie

我的妈呀这不就跟恐怖片一样吗

We're trapped in a cabin with a maniac

我们和一个疯子一起困在小木屋里

I'm surprised you would do that

我真惊讶你居然做了这种事

No I crossed in the middle of the street

我从街道的中间乱穿的

And normally I wouldn't

通常情况下我不会做这种事

but I saw an aggressive looking Girl Scout

但我看见了一个虎视眈眈的女童子军

and it was the heart of cookie season

当时又恰逢女童军饼干销售旺季

Anyway there was a police officer

总之路边站了一个警察

and he witnessed the whole thing

他目睹了整个过程

What he arrested you for that

什么他就为了这个逮捕你吗

No he didn't do anything

不他什么也没做

So I said "You just saw me jaywalk

于是我说 "你刚才看见

Why aren't you doing your job " You know

我乱穿马路了你是白吃干饭的吗"

"M Maybe I should arrest you

"也许我应该以

for for impersonating a police officer "

冒充警察罪逮捕你才对"

And then you got arrested

然后你就被逮捕了

Oh and how

这也是我被逮捕的原因

Yeah

没错

But on the other hand

不过从另一方面来说

I didn't kick him out of our lives

我又不是要跟他断绝来往

I just asked him to back off a little

我不过让他别太越界而已

Yeah

没错

What Are you gonna cry

怎么了你要哭了吗

Yeah

没错

Is it baby hormones or actually sad

你这是孕期荷尔蒙作祟还是真的很难过啊

I can't tell anymore

我自己也分不出来

I'll go get him

我马上去找他

And bring back the bear

把熊熊也带回来

This game's dangerous

这个游戏太危险了

I could get you in trouble

我轻轻松松就能让你惹上麻烦

How

此话怎讲

Well never have I ever

我从未

used Sheldon's toothbrush to clean the sink

用谢尔顿的牙刷来刷水槽

Fine is that how you want to play this

好呀你想这么玩是吧

All right never have I ever come up

很好我从未

with a nickname for my own genitals

给自己的生殖器取过小名

Never should've told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks

我就不该把《鼠来宝》那三只的名字告诉你

Okay My turn

好了该我了

Never have I ever

我从未...

completely rocked my girlfriend's world in bed

让我女友在床上爽歪歪

Amy

艾米...

You know the rules

你懂规则的啦

Drink

喝吧

Yeah go ahead

你也喝吧

That's right

正是小爷

All right my turn

好了该我了

Oh I know

我知道了

Never have I ever kept a secret bank account

我从未因为觉得我老婆不善理财

because I think my wife can't handle money

而有一个放私房钱的银行账号

Did I win

我赢了吗

I feel like I won

我觉得好像是我赢了

I can't believe this

我真不敢相信

You realize I make more money than you

你知道我赚得比你多对吧

I don't I know but this isn't a big deal

我不是我知道但可有啥关系啊

It's just a little savings I put aside

我不过是私下存了点小钱嘛

We're married

我们已经结婚了

We're supposed to share everything

我们应该分享一切

What you mean like your massive credit card debt

你是指分享你的巨额信用卡账单吗

I'm calling it

我要宣布了

I won

我赢了

I appreciate the apology

我很感激你来道歉

but it's really not necessary

但这真的没有必要

I overstepped my bounds

是我过界了

No Raj you've been great

不拉杰你做得很棒

I just I need to start doing my part around here

但我也需要开始承担我的那部分责任了

I hear that

本宫听到了

Well if that's the case

如果是这样的话

is there anything I can do to help

有什么需要我帮忙的吗

Well not right now

目前没有

But we could try out that microphone you got us

不过我们可以试试你给我们买的麦克风

and listen to the baby's heartbeat

听听孩子的心跳

Really

真的吗

It's okay if I listen with you

我可以跟你们一起听吗

Of course

当然了

Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly on your stomach

那我能往你的肚肚上射超声波胶吗

Hey look at that

瞧瞧啊

It's weird again

又开始变味了

Okay you have every right to be mad

好的你完全有权生气

And what you said is true

你说的也是实话

You do make more money than me

你确实赚得比我多

So I had no right to do what I did

我没有权做出那种事

And I'm so sorry

真的很对不起

I hope you can forgive me

希望你能原谅我

How long have you had this secret account

这个秘密账户你有了多久

A couple years but I just put a few bucks aside

有几年了但只是每个月存上几块钱

every month for emergencies

以备不时之需

Well how much you got in there

你存了多少钱

$6 427

6427美元

$47 once my nana's birthday check gets here

等奶奶给我的20块生日红包到了就6447了

My God Leonard do you know

天啊莱纳德你知道

what I could do with that kind of money

这么一笔钱我能拿来干嘛吗

No I do and that's why I hid it

我知道所以我才藏起来了

What good is it if you don't use it

你要是不用这钱有什么意义

Uh uh you have shoes you love but never wear

你有你爱但是从不穿的鞋

I have money I love

而我有我爱

but never spend

但从来不花的钱啊

We're kind of a cute couple that way

我们俩还真是天造地设的一对呢

Again I'm sorry

再次说声对不起

I shouldn't have kept it a secret

我不应该瞒着你的

Well I have a secret I've been keeping from you too

其实我也有没告诉你的秘密

Is it a secret bank account

是秘密银行账户吗

Because that would be awesome

因为那就太棒了

I hate my job

我恨我的工作

Really

真的吗

Why

为什么

Because I don't feel good flirting with doctors for sales

为了卖药而跟医生调情感觉特别不好

I mean I know I make a lot of money

虽然我确实挣了很多钱

But I haven't been happy for a while

但我已经不开心很长一段时间了

Why didn't you tell me

那你为什么不告诉我呢

Because I know how important it is to you

因为我知道你有多在乎

that I'm having some success

我能取得一些成绩

That's not true

不是这样的

Okay really So you'd be fine if I went

真的吗那么我回去当演员

back to acting and waiting tables again

当服务员你也不介意吗

If that's what you want to do yes

如果那是你想做的事我不介意

Well it's not what I want to do

那不是我想做的事

Oh yes

太好了

Doesn't matter what I want

我想要什么并不重要

Look this job is gonna get me out of debt

这份工作能让我还清卡债

So I'm gonna do the grown up thing and see it through

我就会做成年人该做的事坚持到底

Well that is the grown up thing

那确实是成年人的行为

I guess

大概吧

I love you

我爱你

I love you too

我也爱你

You know

话说

never have I ever made love

我从未

in the forest while it was raining

在雨天的森林中做过爱

Well guess I gotta drink

看来该我去喝酒了

All right here we go

好了准备开始

I'm not hearing anything

我什么都没听到

Well give me a second

等一下

Are you sure you can do this

你确定你能做好吗

Hey who found four dollars and change

是谁用金属探测器

on the beach with his metal detector

在沙滩里找到过四块多美元的钢镚

I buried it there so we could go home

是我埋的好让我们能回家

Wait that's it

等等听到了

Isn't that the best

这简直是最美好的事情了

You guys made a person

你们造了个人

We did

是的

And I like to think I helped

我感觉我也有帮到忙

You didn't

你没有

Oh um never have I ever

我从未

drunk milk past its expiration date

喝过过期的牛奶

Never have I ever

我从未

cancelled a dentist appointment

取消过牙医预约

Oh uh never have I ever

我从未

put my foot in the ocean

把脚伸进过大海

Never have I ever

我从未

honked if I liked anything

路上看见喜欢的东西就按喇叭

Uh never have I ever

我从未

thrown caught or touched a Frisbee

扔出接到或碰过飞盘

Never have I ever

我从未

put salt on my food

在尝过我的食物之前

without trying it first

就开始撒盐

Never have I ever

我从未

pushed all the buttons in an elevator

把电梯里的所有按钮都按了过

Well we all have a past

谁没有黑历史啊