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Howard's capsule should be reentering

霍华德的太空舱

the atmosphere any minute

马上就要到大气层了

It'll be good to have him back

他回来我挺开心的

The Fantastic Four reunited

神奇四侠重聚首

Yeah you had a good run fake Wolowitz

这段时间表现不错假沃罗威茨

We'll remember you with nostalgic fondness

我们会怀念你的好

The way we do the dial up modem the VHS tape or

就像我们怀念早年的拨号路由器录像带

or Leonard's gym membership

以及莱纳德的健身房会员资格

We're not kicking him out

干嘛人家回来就踢他走

Stuart and I have become good friends

我跟他也成了好哥们

Okay one vote for one vote against

一票赞成一票反对

Leonard you're the tiebreaker

莱纳德你决定吧

I don't have a problem with stuart

我对他留下没意见啊

Besides he gives us a 20% discount at his comic book store

他店里的东西还给我们打八折呢

Well I don't sell my friendship that cheaply

我的友谊没这么廉价

I can go 30

我可以打七折

Welcome aboard old chum

欢迎加入好兄弟

Okay the NASA website says

好的太空署的网站显示

Howard's final descent has begun

太空舱降落的最后一段开始了

He left a boy

去时还是男孩

he returns a boy sized hero

回时已成男孩身材的英雄

Loops calm down

麦圈客冷静

Baruch ata Adonoy

我们的天主[希伯来语]

Eloheinu melech ha olam

宇宙的君王

ha motzi lechem min ha aretz

是您将面包带来人间

What's that

唱的啥啊

The Jewish prayer for eating bread

犹太人吃面包时的祷文

We don't have one for falling out of space

犹太人没有从太空回归的祈祷文

We did it

成功了

We're on the ground We survived

我们安全着陆活下来了

That was just the parachute

刚才只是开降落伞

We still have another six miles to go

离着陆还有六英里呢

By aBu 201705

生活大爆炸第六季第四集

曼德尔

载荷专家沃罗威茨

Waiting for my husband

我是接我老公的机

That's nice

挺好的

He's coming back from outer space

他刚从太空回来

I think this flight's coming from Houston

这飞机是从休斯顿过来的吧

No I mean he

我是说他...

Never mind

算啦没事

There he is Howie Howie

-他来啦 -华仔华仔

Whoa thank you

谢谢各位

Great to be back on Earth

回到地球感觉真好

Uh I think they're here for me Ringo

他们是来找我的林戈

林戈·斯塔尔曾任披头士鼓手有着与犹太人相似的外表

Mr Mandel I'm your driver

曼德尔先生我是您的司机

霍华德·曼德尔美国著名主持人也有霍依[华仔]的称呼

Oh thanks

好的谢谢

That nut job was telling everybody on the plane

那疯子在飞机上跟大家说

he's an astronaut

他是宇航员

I missed you so much

我好想你

I missed you too

我也想你

Where are the guys

其他人呢

Oh it's just me

只有我来

Oh I get it

我懂了

They're waiting back home with a big surprise party

他们在家等着给我办惊喜派对

Don't worry I can act surprised

别担心我可以假装惊喜

No I told them they could have you tomorrow night

没有我让他们明晚再见你

Tonight you belong to me

今晚你是我的

Gesundheit You okay

保重你没事吧

I am now that you're back

你回来了我当然没事

Come on let's go home

走吧咱们回家

so I can tear off those little pants

老娘要扒了你的裤子

Great Just keep in mind

好的但提醒你件事

astronauts lose a lot of muscle tone in space

宇航员的肌肉张力会减弱

so you might have to do most of the heavy lifting

所以今晚的"重活"大多得靠你了

You know I am very disappointed

我好失望哦

that I won't be able to celebrate

今晚不能给霍华德

Howard's accomplishment tonight

庆祝他的成就

Me too But we'll see him tomorrow

我也是但明天就能见他啦

Yes it's just that in all the years I've known him

只是这是我认识他的这些年来

he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration

他从未有过机会得到我的赞赏

I was excited to see the look on his face

本来还期待看他得到赞赏时

when it finally happened

脸上那表情呢

You're unbelievable

你真是奇葩

I know

人中龙凤是谓奇葩

All right Pictionary

你画我猜

what are the teams

怎么分队

How about boys versus girls

男女分队如何

Oh That hardly seems fair

这会不会不太公平

But I guess any team that I'm not on

我加入任何一队

has a decided disadvantage

都是对其他队伍的不公平

Once again unbelievable

再次觉得你奇葩

Yeah once again I know

再次回你鹤立鸡群是谓奇葩

All right round one

来吧第一回合

Here

这是题目

Got it Okay

-好的 -来吧

Ready set go

准备开始

Uh box

盒子吗

Uh window

窗子吗

Batman

蝙蝠侠

Batman and Robin

蝙蝠侠与罗宾

Uh Wonder Twins plus the monkey

神奇双胞胎与他们的猴子

Wonder twins plus the monkey and Batman

神奇双胞胎与猴子加蝙蝠侠

A gift Present

礼礼物

Present Yeah

礼物没错

Oh Leonard

莱纳德

Now how can you not get that

这么明显了你还猜不出啊

In what universe is that a present

你画的是哪门子的礼物啊

It's not a present

不是礼物

it's the present Look

是现在[一字多义]

There's you and me

你看这是你我

It's Penny and Amy

这是佩妮和艾米

We're playing Pictionary

我们正在玩"你画我猜"

In the present

就是"现在"

Oh my God we're gonna kill them

天啊我们会虐死他们

It's a quark gluon plasma

是夸克胶子等离子体

不对

It's asymptotically free partons

夸克胶子等离子体中的

inside a quark gluon plasma

渐进自由量子

Nothing with quarks

和夸克无关

It's an observational rebuttal

是对冷暗物质模型的

of the Lambda Cdm Model of the universe

观测反例

不对

It's a chocolate chip cookie Yes

-是巧克力豆饼干 -正确

How could you miss that

你怎么可能猜不到这个

Hey if you want someone to guess "chocolate chip cookie "

你要人猜出"巧克力豆饼干"

you draw a glass of milk next to it

就得在旁边画上一杯牛奶啊

Penny got it Yeah only after

-佩妮就猜到了 -那是因为

I eliminated all the obvious answers

我帮她把其他可能的答案都排除了

You're welcome

不用谢我

Oh uh uh uh sausage

香肠

Uh uh uh uh bratwurst

德国腊肠

Oh oh a hot dog

热狗肠

Penny aren't you gonna draw something

佩妮你还不开始画吗

Relax we got time this is so fun

放心时间充足这一幕不可错过啊

There

看这个

A solar system

太阳系

Uh uh uh

那个那个

Uh um unidentified flying liverwurst I don't

不明飞行德国猪肝肠啥啊

Now

该画了吧

Soon

再等会

Come on Leonard

拜托莱纳德

I am spoon feeding this to you

我答案都递到你嘴边了啊

I don't know uh

我不知道

Casper the alcoholic ghost

喝醉了的鬼马小精灵

All right that's enough

行了戏看够了

Uh hand

手

Uh nail polish Yep

-指甲...指甲油 -答对了

Wait no no

不对等一下

The word is "Polish "

那个词是"波兰的"

"波兰的"与"指甲油"只有大小写之分

See look Polish sausage

看波兰的大香肠

And the the model of the solar system developed

由尼古拉·哥白尼提出的太阳系学说

by Nicolaus Copernicus a Polish astronomer

他是波兰裔的天文学家

And then finally

最后

if that wasn't enough which it should've been

如果还不够充分虽然那是不可能的

This is Madame Curie killing herself

这是被她所发现的镭的辐射

by discovering Radium who

害死的居里夫人

although she was a naturalized French citizen

尽管她后来加入了法国籍

was Polish by birth

可她出生时是波兰的人

Excuse me the word is "polish "

不好意思那个词明明是指甲油

See Small "p "

看到没是小写的p

So it is

还真的是小写

I guess we both share blame on this one

这道题我俩各打五十大板吧

Bernie you okay

妮妮你还好吧

Yeah I'll be right there

我马上就出来

Did you get a sea lion while I was gone

我不在的时候你新养了一头海狮吗

It's just allergies

我有点过敏而已

Okay

那就好

Took some benadryl I'll be fine

吃点抗过敏药就没事了

好了

Did you miss me

你想我吗

Are you kidding Every minute of every

你觉得呢每一分钟我都

Excuse me

抱歉哦

Sweetie we don't have to do this now

亲爱的我们不用急着干这事

Yes we do

当然要啦

You left right after we got married

我们刚结婚你就出发了

This is like our honeymoon

这算是我俩的蜜月呢

Now

现在

hold on to your hat

你给我坐稳了

You okay

你没事吧

A little dizzy

有点头晕

Must be the benadryl

一定是过敏药的关系

Switch places with me

咱们换个体位吧

Okay

好的

Now

现在

Kiss me

快亲我

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Bernie Bernie

妮妮妮妮

That was amazing

刚才真是爽爆了

You made me feel things I never

你让我高潮迭...

Well that was quick and a little gross

又快完事又有点小恶心啊

Now I know how she feels

现在我了解她过去的感受了

Hey Sheldon you're always

谢尔顿你不是知道

full of fun little facts

很多小趣闻吗

Where did the expression

"虐得你屁滚尿流"这句话

"got your ass handed to you" come from

语源是从哪来的啊

Don't know

我不知道

I wonder if it's from like ancient Rome

我猜这一定是古罗马的谚语

where they'd actually chop somebody's ass off

他们会把输家的屁股切下来

and then go "here "

让输家看着屁股在地上滚

You know to appease Loseroneous the god of losers

你懂得也算是给"失败者之神"的献礼

I am not a loser

我不是失败者

Pictionary is not a true test of any real intelligence or skill

"你画我猜"根本就比不出人的智商和能力

Mmm in all fairness

公平地说

Pictionary has verbal skills visual skills

"你画我猜"包含了词汇量和绘图能力

It's a pretty well rounded game

算是很全面的游戏了

Lot of big talk from a man

巧克力豆饼干都画不好的人

who can't draw a chocolate chip cookie

还敢在此大放厥词

All right fine pick another game

算了你再选一个游戏吧

Amy and I will beat you at anything

艾米和我照样虐得你一败涂地

All right

好啊

Let's play

那我们玩

Physics Fiesta

"西班牙物理嘉年华"

Oh come on what is that

拜托那是什么

It's a game that I just invented

我刚发明的游戏

in which the participants answer physics questions in remedial Spanish

玩家得用西班牙语回答物理问题

Donde esta el boson de higgs

希格斯玻色子在哪里[西语]

En el acelerador de particulares

在粒子加速器里[西语]

Bueno mi amigo

干得好我的朋友[西语]

No no we're not playing some dumb made up game

不我们才不玩现编出来的蠢游戏

All games are made up

哪个游戏不是编出来的

They're not found in nature

那又不是大自然的产物

You don't just dig in the ground come across

当年又不是在地上挖洞时碰巧找到的

a rich vein of rock'em sock'em robots

拳击机械人大战系列玩具

Just pick another game

换个游戏吧

Why don't we do something athletic

我们可以玩点体育类游戏

like go over to the university pool and play water polo

比如去大学的泳池玩水球

No good Sheldon doesn't float

不行谢尔顿下水就沉

That is true

确实如此

I have a higher than normal body density

我的体密度比平常人高

If I run too deep a bath I drown

泡澡的水放太多我都可能会淹死

All right let's keep it simple

那就玩点简单的吧

How about darts

飞镖怎么样

Oh that's not fair either

不行这个也不公平

Why not

怎么不行

Darts is a bar game

飞镖是酒吧里的游戏

You've been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age

你一到法律年龄就天天在那儿混了

Yeah that's when it started

是啊她到那年纪"才开始"

Well regardless she has a distinct advantage

总之对于一切酒吧游戏

in all tavern based competitions

她都有很大优势

Pool beer pong wet T shirt contests

台球啤酒乒乓湿衣比赛

由男士来评判哪位身材最佳

湿衣比赛: 女士不穿内衣只穿T恤往身上倒水

they're all out

这些都不行

Okay

好吧

Just for the record

不过我得声明一下

I have never entered a wet T shirt contest

我从来没参加过湿衣比赛

I've won a few but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk

我赢过但是因为我醉时喝酒洒了一身

所以

We could go to the cadaver lab at UCLA

我们可以去加州大学的尸体实验室

and play real life operation

玩真人版手术游戏

No I don't think so

-不 -不要

Are you sure I mean the nose doesn't light up

确定吗虽然鼻子不会发亮

犯错时病人鼻子会发红光并全身震动

手术游戏: 对玩具人偶做手术

but if the corpse is fresh enough

但如果尸体足够新鲜

sometimes you can get the leg to jerk

偶尔还是能让他腿抽抽呢

Hey Ma twinkle twinkle

妈小星星亮晶晶

your little star is home

你的小星儿回家啦

Ma the chain's on the door

妈解一下门链子

Howard

霍华德

I thought I wasn't going to see you till tomorrow

我还以为要明天才能见到你呢

Yeah well Bernie's not feeling well

小妮妮身体不太舒服

so I thought I'd stop by

所以我就来看看你嘛

tell you about the greatest adventure of my life

给你讲讲我人生中最棒的历险故事

see if you can make me feel bad about it

听听你会怎么打击我

Uh uh okay hold on I'm not decent

好的稍等我有点衣冠不整

All right

好的

Woman hasn't tied her robe in 20 years

20年来都没解开过睡衣

Suddenly she's not decent

我一不在她就衣冠不整啦

You want me to hide in the closet or go out the back

你想我躲在衣柜还是从后门开溜

Shh you need to whisper

嘘你得小点声

Ma who is in there

妈谁在里面呢

Uh nobody The TV is on

没人是电视的声音

I only got one sock

我只找到一只袜子

Where's my other sock

另一只跑哪去了

Who is that

那是谁啊

I told you it's the TV

说了是电视里的对话

Jay Leno lost a sock it's hilarious

杰·雷诺[主持人]丢了一只袜子太逗了

If you're busy I can come back

你要是忙的话我可以回头再来

Just give me a second

稍微等我一下

Go go go go

快走快走

Dr Schneider

施耐德医生

Oh hello Howard

你好霍华德

What are you doing here

你在这儿做什么呢

Um house call

上门看病来了

You're a dentist

可你是个牙医啊

Yes yes I am

没错我是牙医

I think he's on to us

他好像发现我们有猫腻了

Okay glasses off

好了摘下眼镜

Find Waldo

找到沃尔多

找出主角沃尔多

《寻找沃尔多》在书中密密麻麻的人群中

Hurry up find him find him

快点找到他找到他

I'm trying Don't yell at me

我在看呢别对我大吼大叫的

For goodness' sake he's wearing a hat glasses

我的老天他戴了帽子眼镜

and a red striped shirt

穿着红条上衣

I know what he looks like

我知道他长什么样

Oh there he is I got him

在这儿呢我找着他了

Yes we win again

真棒我们又赢了

How could you not find him

你怎么会找不到他

Because he's hard to find

因为他不好找

If he was easy to find

如果好找的话

The books would be called There's Waldo

这游戏就该改名《沃尔多在这里》了

57 58 59

57, 58, 59,

that's one minute

一分钟到了

Long division long division

长除法长除法

Go go go

快去快去

Remember show your work

得写出计算过程哦

I'm okay

我没事

I'm okay

我没事

I'm not okay

一点也不好

Get up we can't lose in math

快起来总不能连数学都输吧

37 Yes

-37 -干得好

Ready set wrestle

各就各位预备摔跤

One two three pin

1 2 3 倒下

Stop that

别这样

Amy do something

艾米帮个忙啊

Amy help

艾米救命

Amy stop that

艾米别这样

Amy Penny both of you stop it

艾米佩妮你们两个快停下

One to beam aboard

传送一人上舰[星际迷航]

Oh my God you're back

我的天你回来了

Oh look at you

瞧你

You you look like you grew

你看起来好像长高了

Yeah

是啊

The lack of gravity did decompress my spine

失重状态拉松了我的脊柱

so I'm like an inch and a half taller

所以我高了3.8厘米

I'm going to the DMV tomorrow to get my license changed

趁我没缩水前我明天就去车管局

before I shrink back

改驾照资料

Oh uh come in come in

请进请进

Oh I uh I didn't think I was going to get

我原以为要等到明天

to see you until tomorrow

才能见到你

Yeah well Bernadette's a little under the weather

天气转凉伯纳黛特身体不适

and my mom's kind of under my dentist

我妈则被我的牙医压在了身下

Wait your your mother is sleeping with your dentist

你妈和你的牙医上床吗

Former dentist

前牙医

I need a new one now that I know where his hands have been

我要换一个我知道他的手摸过"什么"了

So you're wandering all around by yourself

所以你是在一个人到处晃悠吗

That's not the kind of hero's welcome

从太空凯旋而归的英雄

an astronaut should come home to

可不应该受到这种待遇啊

It's okay you know we space cowboys

没事的咱们太空牛仔

don't do what we do for glory and fame

舍身为科学图的不是名与利

We leave that to your rock stars and your athletes

这些甜头就留给摇滚明星运动明星

and your Howie Mandels

和霍伊·曼德尔好了

Oh hey man welcome back

哥们儿欢迎回来

Oh Stuart thanks

斯图尔特多谢了

What are you doing here

你在这儿干嘛

I I kind of live here now

我现在算是住在这里了

字面意在他的脚上

Just until he gets back on his feet

直到他的生活回归正轨

which are looking pretty good

看起来非常帅气哦

in the boots I bought him for his birthday

这双靴子是我送给他的生日礼物

Ah he's spoiling me and I love it

他好宠我我爱死了

Wow so you guys are like buds now

你们现在是好兄弟了吗

Oh yeah we hang out all the time

是啊我们总是玩在一起

Plus he doesn't have a girlfriend

而且他没有女朋友

I don't have a girlfriend

我也没有女朋友

It's like we both had these holes in our lives

就好像我和他的生活都有空洞之处

but now we fill each other's holes

而现在我们彼此填补了这个"空洞"

That sounds a little funny to an American ear

这话咱们老美听起来会觉得怪怪的

Which part Just all of it

-哪部分 -从头到尾

Okay so w what do you guys got going on tonight

好啦你们今晚有什么安排

Raj is taking me to the sound of music sing along

拉杰要带我去"音乐之声二人唱"

Sound of music sing along

"音乐之声二人唱"

That used to be our thing but that's cool

以前是咱俩的活动不过没关系

Oh Howard it's still our thing

霍华德这依然是我们的活动

Come with us we'll we'll get you a scalped ticket

和我们一起去我们给你弄张黄牛票

So I'd be sitting by myself

去了然后一个人坐旁边吗

We'll switch

我们可以换着坐

You'll come sit with me after intermission

中场休息后你可以和我一起坐

So I I I'd be sitting by myself during "Edelweiss"

那唱《雪绒花》时我岂不是孤零零的一个人

No no you guys go Have fun

不你们去吧玩得开心点

Okay uh will I get to see you tomorrow

好吧我们明天见吗

Absolutely See you Stuart

当然了回见了斯图尔特

Yeah yeah

回见

Is he taller

他是不是长高了

At least my mother made her boyfriend climb out the window

至少我妈还让她男朋友逃窗走

All right standard state fair pie eating contest rules are

好了标准集市吃馅饼大赛的规则是

No hands first one to clean the pan wins

不许用手最先吃完的人获胜

On the count of three

数到三就开始

One two Wait

-一二 -等等

I'm a little concerned

我有点担心

Blueberries are rich in antioxidants

蓝莓富含抗氧化物

怎样

So with all those antioxidants

吃了这么多抗氧化物

what if I run out of oxidants

那我的氧化物没了怎么办

Sheldon we haven't won a game all night

谢尔顿咱俩一整晚输得一塌糊涂

Now you either stick your face in that pie

所以要么你把脸埋在馅饼里

or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face

要么我把那馅饼往你脸上埋

That's rude

太粗鲁了

One two three eat

一二三开吃

Hey guys guess who's back from space

伙计们猜猜谁从太空回来了

Not now

不是时候

Oh ow blueberry in my nose

蓝莓卡鼻孔了

blueberry in my nose

蓝莓卡鼻孔了

Snort it down and keep eating

吸进去继续吃

You look familiar

你看起来有点面熟

I don't think so

不太可能

Yeah I just saw you on the news

没错我刚在新闻上看到你了

You're an astronaut

你是个宇航员

Yes

是的

Yes I am

我是

Good for you

好样儿的

How about a piece of cheesecake on the house

来块免费芝士蛋糕怎么样

Oh thank you so much

太谢谢你了

I've been having the worst night

我今天晚上倒霉到家了

I just got back and my friends don't care

我刚回来我朋友们不在乎

my wife's sick I went to my mom

我老婆病了我去我妈家

You want the cheesecake or not

再废话看你吃不吃得着

Yes please

来吧多谢了

英国摇滚歌手埃尔顿·约翰的歌曲《火箭男》

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

我想这会是一段很长的时间

till touchdown brings me 'round again to find

直到降落我才发现

I'm not the man they think I am at home

我不再是人们在家中看到我的那个人

I'm a rocket man

我是个火箭男

Perfect

"喜上加喜"啊