生活大爆炸-S11E14_生活大爆炸

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Space is the mirror of the soul

宇宙是灵魂的镜子

Are we looking beyond or are we looking within

我们是瞭望远方还是照进内心呢

I'm looking at my shoes

我是看向鞋子

This is making me a little motion sick

我都看得有点晕乎了

When we gaze out at the immensities of space

当我们凝望着无止尽的宇宙

we understand them because there are immensities

我们能了解到这是因为我们的内心

within us as well

也是无限大

I'm Dr Rajesh Koothrappali

我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

and thank you for taking a walk with me

感谢各位与我一起

through the stars

漫步群星之中

That pause gets longer every show

他收尾的停顿一次比一次长

I believe

我觉得...

you're right

你说得没错

Hey

你好

Can I get a picture with you

我能跟你合照一张吗

Absolutely

没问题

And if you post it on social media

如果你要发到社交平台

I suggest the hashtag "Koothra poet "

我建议你加个话题#库萨诗里#

Thank you The show was great

谢谢你节目很棒

Well I can't take all the credit

这不全是我一个人的功劳

I have pretty good co stars

我有一群很棒的明星配角

The stars

一群明"星"

Do you say that to everyone

你对每个人都说这套词吗

Only to beautiful women

只对美女

And okay women

还有还行的女孩说

Okay

行吧

Uh just to clarify you're the first kind

我澄清一下你是前一类人

Okay

行吧

Thanks for coming

谢谢你们来

What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show

两位帅哥对今晚的节目有何评价

Uh you can turn it off now

你可以收功了

It's sweet of you to say but I don't think I can

谢谢夸奖但我的魅力能放不能收

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第十四集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180208

Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath

看看这张哈雷在泡澡的超萌照片

Aw that's great

拍得很赞啊

Want me to send it to you

要我发给你吗

No on your phone it's cute on my phone it's a crime

别了在你手机是可爱在我手机上是犯罪

I also have a pretty cute picture to share

我也有一张很萌的照片分享

What is that

那是什么

An equation

一个方程式

Isn't it perfect

它是不是太完美了

Sometimes I just stare at it

有时候我就这么盯着它看

and I think "I can't believe that came out of me "

心想"真想不到它是我想出来的"

Well since we're sharing pictures

既然我们要分享照片

I have one to contribute

我也可以贡献一张

Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub

拜托别是你跟你狗一起泡澡的照片

It's not

并不是

But don't swipe

但别滑去看别张照片

What are we looking at here

这是什么

Well that's me and a beautiful woman

是我跟一个美女的合照

and my watch showing the time as 2 30 in the morning

而从我的手表可以看出是半夜两点半拍的

So state's exhibit "A"

所以... 证物"A"吗

No I met her at the planetarium a few days ago

不是啦我前几天跟她在天文台认识的

and she invited me out for a drink

她后来邀请我出去喝一杯

Oh good for you H Hey

那恭喜你啊

w what's the Hindi word for "Dog"

印地语的"狗"怎么说

Kutta You kutta

-库塔 -你这只贱库塔

Bow bow

咆咆

That's Hindi for woof woof

这是印地语的汪汪

I am seeing her again tonight

我今晚跟她又有约

You know I also have a date tonight

我今晚也有约呢

But don't worry it's not another woman

但别担心不是跟别的女人

It's string theory

是跟弦理论有约

Bow bow

咆咆

Sorry he's a kutta you're not

抱歉但人家才是色库塔你不算

Hi Hello

-回来了 -回来啦

What you doing

你在干嘛

Oh taking another picture with my baby

跟我的宝宝合照

Look how big he got

你看它长多大了

It's fun to see you this excited

看到你这么兴奋挺有意思的

Aw thank you that's so

谢谢啦你人...

Don't sit there What what

-不许坐这里 -啥怎么了

I uh sorry

抱歉啦

I It's part of my organization system

这是我组织系统的一部分

That's that's where those papers go

那里是我放论文的地方

Okay Um how about if I just

好吧那不如我...

slide this notebook

把这笔记本推过去...

You know what it's fine

行吧没关系

I'll just be in the bedroom

我去卧室里待着

No no Uh this is your apartment too

不用别这里也是你的公寓

Uh look I'll I'll stop for the night

我今晚收工吧

and clean this up

然后把这里收拾了

Well that's very considerate Sheldon

你真是太贴心了谢尔顿

I know

我知道

See I'm trying this new technique

其实我是在尝试一个新招式

where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position

就是我换位思考做到感同身受

Y You mean empathy

你是指同理心吗

Oh I thought I came up with it

我还以为这是我发明的新方法呢

Well regardless I I appreciate the effort

无论如何我还是谢谢你做出的努力

Thank you

谢谢

It's really hard

真的很难呢

Morning

早安

Good morning

早安啊

Aw you didn't have to cook me breakfast

你其实不用为我做早餐

Well I wasn't sure how I did last night

我不确定我昨晚的表现如何

and I wanted to finish strong

我想确定有个强劲的收尾

You don't need to worry

你不用担心啦

Last night was great

昨晚很赞了

Ah well you say that now

虽然你现在这么说

but wait until you taste this

但等你吃过一口之后再发表意见

Oh my God this is amazing

我的天太好吃了吧

Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car

所以我在后车厢里都有备一个煎蛋锅

Well thank you it's delicious

谢谢啦很好吃

My husband never cooked for me

我老公从来不做饭给我吃

Oh uh y you were married

你结过婚了吗

Yeah Well technically I guess I still am

是啊严格上来说我还已婚

Is that "technically "

你的"严格上来说"

like the paperwork hasn't gone through

是指离婚文件还没正式生效

or "technically "

还是"严格上来说"

like he's in the closet watching us right now

他现在正在衣柜里看着我们俩

No no we're separated

没有啦我们已经分居了

Do you mind if we talk about something else

我们能聊一点别的吗

Of course

当然啦

Uh you know my secret to making great omelets is that

告诉你我的煎蛋卷能这么好吃的秘诀

I beat the egg whites separately

是我蛋黄跟蛋白是分开打散的

Speaking of which how long have you been separated

说到这个你们分开多久了

About two weeks

大概两周吧

That is not a lot of weeks

这周数不太多啊

In fact that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks "

其实这刚刚过了双数周数的门槛啊

Doesn't matter

无所谓啊

He moved out I moved on

他已搬走我向前走

Oh Good

很好

Yeah do you mind me asking what he does for a living

你介意我问一下他是干哪一行的吗

He's a firefighter

他是消防员

Oh Interesting

有意思

A potentially jealous man who's handy with an ax

一个有可能妒火中烧还能随手拿到斧子的男人

It's it's okay though

不过没事的啦

He's almost had two weeks to cool down

他可是有将近整整两周时间冷静呢

Okay the next drug is Romatrol

好的下一款药是罗马唑

Oh I know this one

这款我会

We're actually pushing it really hard

我其实很努力在推销这款药呢

It treats mild dermatitis

它能治疗轻微皮肤炎

Uh correct And who can it be prescribed to

正确这款药能开给哪些人群呢

Adults and children who have absolutely for sure

成人以及百分百确定

stopped growing

已经停止生长的孩子

Right again

再次正确

And what are the side effects

有哪些副作用呢

Oh shoot shoot

靠靠

Mm remember the mnemonic

想一下助记词

Ah GRAVY yes G R A V Y

肉汁G R A V Y

Okay gastric distress redness

胃部不适红肿

anal leakage vasculitis and

肛漏血管炎还有...

yellow eyes

黄眼

Oh uh so close

很接近了

It's actually yellow discharge Oh right

-是黄带[白带发黄] -对哦

That's why we went with "Gravy "

所以我们用"肉汁"这个词

He knows he doesn't live here anymore right

他知道自己现在不住在这里了对吧

Maybe he's experiencing memory loss because he took

可能他失忆了因为他吃了...

Flaxitrite Yeah

-弗拉西崔 -正解

Thank you Uh Sheldon what are you doing

-谢啦 -谢尔顿你来干嘛

Oh I was just checking in on my old room

我就过来看一下我的旧房间

to see what you've done with it

看看你们怎么处置它

Why

怎么了

Well I could use a place to work in the evenings and

我晚上需要一个地方工作而且...

No Well it's just that

-不 -因为

there's not a lot of space in our apartment No

-我们公寓没有多余的地方 -不

Well and I feel like Amy's been having

我觉得艾米一直有...

不

And since you're not

反正你们也不...

不

It's

就...

不

That is our room now

现在那是我们的房间

and we're gonna turn it into a gym

而且我们要把它变成健身房

Do you really expect me to believe that

你们真的以为我会信这种鬼话吗

No No

-不 -不

So I guess what's bugging me

所以现在让我困扰的是

is that they only broke up 13 days ago

他们13天前才分手

and now I'm dating her

现在我却在跟她交往

So am I like the good guy in my movie

那我是我这部电影里的好人

or the bad guy in their movie

还是他们电影里的坏人呢

Pretty sure you're the weird friend in our movie

我能肯定的是你是我们电影里的怪友人

I like her okay

我喜欢她好吗

I just I I don't know how I feel about

我只是...不知道该如何看待自己

being the third wheel in a relationship

在一段感情里充当电灯泡的角色

Says the guy in my bed with my wife

跟我老婆躺在一张床上的某人如是说

Guys I mean he's around okay

我的意思是她老公还没走远呢

He's apparently not happy about the breakup

他很显然对分手耿耿于怀

and based on the sweatpants he left at her place

而且从他留在她家的运动裤可以判断出

he's like a medium to large man

这家伙至少是个中等个子或彪形大汉

Maybe those are his "after the holiday" pants

或许那是他的"假日发福后"专用裤

like you have

你也有啊

I don't know

我也不知道了

I mean do you think it's too soon for her to be dating

你们觉得她是不是太快开始约会了

If you and Bernadette broke up

如果你和伯纳黛特分手了

like how long would you wait

你会等多久才开始约会

Oh well I don't even want to think

我都不想去想这种问题

Eight days

八天

What

什么

Two days to cry Six days to hit the gym

在家哭两天健身房恢复身材六天

First of all you already look amazing

首先你身材已经很棒了

Aw that's sweet

嘴真甜

I'm gonna give him an extra day of crying

那我再多为他哭一天吧

The answer is still no

不就是不

You can say we wouldn't know you're here but we'd know

你可以说我们不会察觉到你在但我们能察觉

Because you'd be here

因为你的确在这里啊

So who was that

是谁的电话呀

I can't believe you hung up on me

真不敢相信你居然挂我电话

What the hell

什么鬼

What are you doing here

你在我们家干嘛

I am proving you wrong

我是来证明你是错的

I've been working back there for hours

我已经在里面工作好几个小时了

You had no idea

你们根本没察觉

Do something

帮帮忙

What the hell What are you doing here

什么鬼你在我们家干嘛

I I am trying to respect Amy

我在试着尊重艾米

Okay look you have an office at work

好吧你在学校有自己的办公室

Why don't you go there

你怎么不去那办公

I can't go to the office every time I have a brilliant thought

我不能每次一有灵感就冲去学校办公室啊

I'd basically be living there

那我岂不是相当于住那儿了

Sounds good do that

听起来不错去吧

No No the campus isn't safe at night

不行校园晚上不安全

There's raccoons and undergrads just walking around

那里不但有浣熊还有大学生到处走

like they own the place

好像那是他们的地盘一样

Look

听着

I need somewhere to work in the evenings

我需要一个可以晚上工作的地方

You have a space you aren't using

而你们正好有不用的房间

Just take a look at my proposal

看一眼我的提议

What is this

这是什么

A rental agreement

租赁协议

I will only use the room for work

这间房间我仅用于办公

I I won't sleep here I won't eat your food

我不会睡这里我不会吃你们的食物

I won't even use your bathroom

我甚至不会用你们的洗手间

So you can just walk in any time of the day or night

你从此就能无论白天黑夜想来就来吗

Well he does that now

他现在不就这样吗

At least this way we'll get paid

至少签了协议我们还有钱拿

I am Dr Rajesh Koothrappali

我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

and thank you for taking a walk with me

感谢各位与我一起

through the stars

...漫步群星之中

I I think that one was too long

我觉得刚才那停顿太长了

Yeah you're right I totally felt it

你说得对我也感觉到了

Should we uh run it again

我们要不再来一遍

Please God no

天啊不要了吧

Can I help you

需要帮忙吗

Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali

你们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里

Really You're not sure

不是吧你看不出来

which one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali

我们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里吗

I am I was just trying not to be racist

看出来了我只是不想弄得像种族歧视

I'm Nell's husband

我是妮尔的老公

h here's the thing I didn't know

是这样的我真不知道

that she was married until after

她已经结婚了是事后...

After what

什么事之后

I'm

我

I'm really sorry

真的非常对不起

Well that doesn't make me feel better

道歉并不会让我好过点

Wh What would make you feel better

那做什么能让你好过点

I want you to stop seeing my wife

我要你不再和我老婆来往

Done Nice to meet you Bye

没问题很高兴认识你再见

What am I gonna do

我该怎么办

Hey buddy do do you want to talk

大兄弟你想聊聊吗

I thought we were gonna start a family

我本以为我们会结婚生子

Next thing I know it's over

没想到措不及防感情玩完

It's gonna be okay

一切都会好的

How is it gonna be okay

怎么可能会好

You're sleeping with my wife

你睡了我老婆

I mean besides that

我是说除了这事之外

Can I get you anything

你需要点什么吗

A glass of water

来杯水

A laser show

还是来场激光秀

No thank you Oh good

-不必谢了 -太好了

'Cause I don't I don't even know how to turn it on

因为我根本不知道开关在哪

I'm sorry

抱歉

I shouldn't have come here

我不该来这里

I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with

可能我只是想看看取代我的人是谁

Don't say that

别这么说

What you two had was special

你们俩的感情很特别

No one can replace you

谁也取代不了你

Did she say that

这话是她说的吗

不是

I should go right

我该走了对吧

Stay

别走

Okay I'll call you later

好的晚点联系

Look if it makes you feel any better

听着如果这么说能让你好过点

I barely know her

我跟她一点都不熟

And she had sex with you

不熟她还跟你睡吗

Nell tells me you're a fireman

妮尔说你是名消防员

What's that like

都做些什么呀

Okay I I I'm really uncomfortable

好吧知道他在里面房间

with him back in that room

我真的很不舒服

Why He hasn't made a peep all day

为什么他一天都没出来了

Y Y You don't get it

你不懂

All the years that we lived together

我跟谢尔顿住了那么多年

he drove me crazy the whole time

他总是能把我弄疯

And now he's not

而现在却乖乖的

Exactly

对啊

D Don't look at me like that

别用那种眼神看着我

It it it means he did it on purpose

这代表他以前是故意的

It was a choice

那是他的选择

That That's like finding out Godzilla could've had Arby's

就像发现哥斯拉本来可以攻击阿比三明治店

instead of Tokyo

却去了东京一样

I don't think they have Arby's in Japan

我想日本应该没有阿比三明治店

Not my point

这不是重点

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I'm sorry Am I being too loud

抱歉我是不是太大声了

No you're being perfect and you know it

不是你表现得很完美你心知肚明

Would you like me to be a less considerate tenant

你希望我当一个不那么贴心的租客吗

No Yes What

不是是的什...

Stop messing with me

别再扰乱我了

Hey I was wrong

我错了

There's an Arby's in Okinawa

冲绳真的有一家阿比三明治店

He was best friends with her older brother

他以前跟她哥哥是死党

but he didn't even notice her

但他当时根本没注意到她

And then years afterward

几年后

they randomly bumped into each other at the DMV

他们在车管所偶遇了对方

Two hours later they were in love

两小时后他们就坠入爱河了

You can really see the sparkle in his license photo

你都能从他驾驶证照片中看到眼里爱的火花

He told you all this at the planetarium

这些都是他在天文馆跟你说的吗

No no we went to House of Pies

不不我们去馅饼屋了

He got banana cream I got coconut

他点了香蕉奶油我点了椰子口味

We did halfsies

我们分着吃

You did pie halfsies with another man

你跟另一个男人分吃一块馅饼吗

You mean other than you

你是指除你以外的男人吗

Yeah

是啊

I feel bad for him Bernie

我很同情他妮妮

He's a he's a good guy

他是个好人

Well if you're uncomfortable with it

如果你觉得不舒服

maybe stop sleeping with his wife

也许就别再跟他老婆上床了

I don't think the sex is the problem

我觉得性不是问题所在

I know for a fact I was just okay

我很肯定相比起来我表现一般

For the record I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies

声明一下是我先带你去吃馅饼屋的

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Oh Leonard

是莱纳德啊

Sorry I just I had to get out of there

抱歉我必须离开那里

What did he do now

他又做了什么

Nothing He's being a dream

啥都没做他简直是天使

Don't give me that look

别那样看着我

That's how Penny looked at me I'm not crazy

佩妮就是用那种眼神看我我没疯

Penny and I have the same "You're crazy" look

佩妮和我都露出"你疯了"的眼神吗

That's kind of sweet

心有灵犀呀

I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon

我懂得如何对付真实的谢尔顿

but Sheldon being a a rational thoughtful person

但表现得理智又体贴的谢尔顿

I'm clueless I It's like

我都懵了

when my mom called last year to sing happy birthday

就像去年我妈打给我唱生日歌给我听

and I I just threw up

我直接吐了

Well if it gets to be too much

如果太难以忍受

you can always send him back over here

你随时可以把他赶回来这里

I made a deal with him

我和他说好了

and besides that wouldn't be fair to you

再说那样对你不公平

Well actually I miss him

实际上我挺想他的

He's been over there a lot

他最近都泡在那边

Well great Tell him he can come back

太好了那告诉他他可以回来了

I can't He's thinking of me and my feelings

不行他在为我和我的感受着想

and trying to be respectful

他想尊重我

That's what he's doing to me too the jerk

他也是那样对我的那混蛋

Stop that

别再露出那眼神了

Hey your mad look and Sheldon's constipated look are the same

你生气的表情和谢尔顿便秘的表情是一样的

This is nice

这感觉真好

It is

是的

She used to kiss me like that

她以前也是这样吻我的

You okay

你还好吧

Yeah Yeah I'm sorry

没事抱歉

Yeah

没事

Oh God I'm so alone

老天我好孤单啊

Sorry I can't do this

抱歉我没办法

What's going on

怎么了

I met Oliver the other day

我前几天遇到奥利弗了

Wait you tracked down my husband

等等你去找我老公了吗

No that would be weird

不是那多奇怪啊

He tracked me down then we spent the evening together

是他来找我然后我们共度了一晚

I don't believe this

真难以置信

He he only did it because he cares about you

他那样做都是因为他在乎你

No he did it because he's possessive and jealous

不是因为他占有欲强又爱吃醋

Really I didn't get that at all

真的吗我完全没看出来

He made me feel very comfortable

他让我感到很舒服自在

Well I'm glad you two hit it off

你俩"基"出火花我倍感欣慰啊

You know I don't think that you're being very fair to him

其实我觉得你对他不公平

You're taking his side

你站他那边吗

No but I should point out that

没有但我要指出

he did offer to go to counseling so at least one of you is trying

他提议过做婚姻咨询所以至少他在努力挽回

You're crazier than he is

你比他还神经病

I'll tell you what just give him one more chance

这样吧你再给他一次机会

and if it doesn't work out

如果还是不成功

I'll be happy to keep sleeping with you

我很乐意继续和你打炮

You would

你很乐意是吧

Either way you've got yourself a fella

不管哪种结果你都会有男人

Like how nice is that

这多棒啊

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hello

你好

So your contract provides for a three day trial period

你的合同规定有三天试用期

and I don't think this is working out

我觉得这还是行不通

So to put it in legal terms

所以用法律术语来说

the party of the first part would like

就是合同甲方

the party of the second part to get out

希望合同乙方滚蛋

What time does the trial period end

试用期几点结束

12 00 noon

中午12点

Yeah what does it say after that

那后面还写了啥

Eastern Standard Time

东部标准时间

剧中主角所在的西部比东部慢三小时

That was three hours ago

那是3小时前的事了

And uh since you didn't exercise your right to revoke

既然你没有行使废除合约的权利

I exercised my right to extend

我就行使我的权利来延长合约

triggering this long form rental agreement

这份超详细的租赁合同现在生效

of which you're already in violation

而你已经违反了上面的条约

This is just a a bunch of paper

这不过是一堆纸张

You can't enforce this

你无法强制执行

Hire a lawyer Let's find out

请个律师我们见分晓

This is not happening

这不是真的

Be that as it may

即便是这样

page nine says that you have to provide me

第九页写着你得为我提供

with lemon flavored sparkling waters so chop chop

柠檬味的气泡水所以赶紧的

Hey how'd it go

进行得如何

Well apparently he's not leaving

显然他不会走了

and I have to go get him sparkling water

而我得给他弄气泡水来

Why are you smiling

你为什么在笑

I don't know It just feels right

我也不知道感觉对了

through the stars

漫步群星之中

Hey buddy

你好啊兄弟

I talked to Nell

我和妮尔谈过了

She was pretty upset after you left

你走了之后她不开心

Yeah I'm sorry No No no no

-我很抱歉 -不不不

She told me that you said something so creepy

她说你说了一些很诡异变态的话

that I seemed great in comparison

相比之下我显得很棒

I know exactly what it was

我知道是哪句话

I no actually

不其实

there was a couple of things it could've been

有几句都有可能

Whichever one it was it was creepy

无论是哪句都很诡异变态

Anyway uh I went over to comfort her

总之我去安慰了她

and we talked and I think we're gonna give it another chance

我们谈了一下貌似我们会再给彼此一次机会

I'm so happy for you

我真为你高兴

We should celebrate

我们应该庆祝一下

House of Pies

去馅饼屋吗

You know it

那还用说吗

Should we invite Nell

要叫上妮尔吗

Do we have to

有必要吗

Nah

算了吧