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Hello I'm Dr Sheldon Cooper

大家好我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

And I'm Dr Amy Farrah Fowler

我是艾米·菲拉·福勒博士

And this is Dr Sheldon Cooper

而本节目是"谢尔顿·库珀博士

and Dr Amy Farrah Fowler present

与艾米·菲拉·福勒博士为您呈现

Dr Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags

《谢尔顿·库珀博士的有趣的旗帜》"

I'd like to start this episode by apologizing on behalf of Dr Fowler

本集一开始我想先代表福勒博士向观众致歉

who made the wild claim last week

她在上周的节目中口出狂言

that there was no national tricolored flag

表示世界上没有任何三色国旗

with a purple stripe when in fact

含有紫色的条纹但事实上

the Estonian governorate inside the Russian Empire

俄罗斯帝国底下的爱沙尼亚省

had a purple stripe on their flag from 1721 to 1917

在1721年到1917年期间的旗帜上就有紫色条纹

See Right there in the middle

看到了没就在正中间

And I'd like to apologize on behalf of Dr Cooper

我也想代表谢尔顿博士向各位观众道歉

for having his zipper down for the entire segment

在整段东非旗帜介绍的环节中

on the flags of East Africa

裤拉链都没拉上

Sorry Tanzania you deserve better

坦桑尼亚对不起是我辜负了你

All right on today's episode

言归正传在今天的节目中

we're gonna start with some viewer e mails

我们想先从阅读观众电邮开始

Oh take off your glasses so people can't see

记得先把眼镜摘了

your password in the reflection

免得观众从眼镜看到你密码的倒影

Oh s sure

行吧

Okay our first e mail is mm from

我们的第一封观众电邮是来自...

uh Brad or Brian

布莱德或是布莱恩

I don't know maybe it's Seth All right put them back on

-不知道也可能是塞斯 -快把眼镜重新戴上吧

Oh Uh oh my gosh it's from Fermilab in Chicago

天啊是芝加哥的费米实验室

Ah Not surprising the Windy City

不意外芝加哥人称风城

Great flag town

很适合旗帜的城市

No no it's about our paper

不是啦是有关我们的论文

A team of physicists confirmed super asymmetry

有一组物理学家证实了我们的超不对称性

Our paper was right

我们的论文是对的

We did it

我们做到了

We did it

我们做到了吗

We did it

我们做到了

We did it

我们做到了

We did it

我们做到了

We did it We did it

-我们做到了 -我们做到了

Aw remember when they only did it on her birthday

还记得他们以前只在生日那天才"做"吗

So my incredible wife has some exciting news

我超厉害的老婆有个好消息

Howie stop I don't want to brag

华仔别这样我不想高调啦

Oh okay sorry

好吧抱歉

Really No one's gonna ask

不是吧没人要问一下吗

Sorry What's your news

抱歉你有什么好消息

The drug I've been working on for the past five years

过去五年来我一直在研发的药

just got approved by the FDA

被食品药物管理局批准上市了

‭Oh congratulations

恭喜你啊

Was that the decongestant you developed

是你研发的解充血药吗

No we had to rebrand that as a solvent for mining equipment

不是那个产品被改成采矿设备用的溶剂了

Is it that anti itch cream you were testing on grad students

是你在研究生身上实验的止痒膏吗

It's not but that's a really funny story

不是但那件事还挺有意思的

which I'm legally prevented from telling you

可惜我签了保密协议不能告诉你

It's her anti inflammatory drug

是她的消炎药啦

Yep three years of testing and no reported side effects

经过三年的测试没有任何副作用的记录

Ah so it works

所以这药真的有效

Well congratulations I'm so happy for you

太恭喜你啦真为你开心

Yeah well I'm happy for you

我也为你开心啊

because I want you to head up my sales team

因为我想让你来领导这药的销售团队

Really Me Don't you want someone with more experience

真的假的我吗你不找经验更丰富的人吗

Nope The job's all yours

不这职位是你的了

Okay well thank you

行先谢谢你啊

Why don't we just chat about this at work

我们等上班了再详细聊聊这件事把

We can chat about it all you want but you're doing it

你想怎么聊都行但这工作非你莫属了

We'll see

到时候就知道啦

That's a yes

我当你同意了

You guys will never believe what just happened

你们一定不敢相信刚才发生了什么

Yeah we heard

我们全听到了

You did it

你们"做"了

We did do it

我们真的做到了

And we didn't even know we did it

我们本来都不知道我们做到了

Wait what

等等什么

Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us

还得是两个芝加哥的物理学家来告诉我们

Wait what

等等什么

Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions

他们对K介子衰变的实验支持了我们

on the higher order corrections pertaining to super asymmetry

适宜超不对称性高阶修正的预测

Wait what

等等什么

I am so proud of you

我真为你感到骄傲

我知道怎么洗碗好吗

Just sometimes I'm tired

只是有时候我累了而已

No I I mean I'm proud of how well you're doing at work

不是啦我是为你工作干得好感到骄傲

Are you even using soap

你有没有用洗碗液啊

Do you want to do this Yeah I really do

-你想来洗吗 -还真的想

You know it was nice of Bernadette to offer

伯纳黛特愿意给我那个机会是很好

but I'm not sure it's the right move for me

但我不确定去接那工作是对还是错

Well what are you talking about

你说什么呢

If you were in charge of her project

如果由你负责领导那个项目

wouldn't that be a promotion

那不等于是升职了吗

Well yeah but it's not the most important thing

是啊但那不是最重要的事情啊

Aren't you always saying it's about the work

你不是总说重点是在成果

not more money or a better title

而不是更多薪水或更好的头衔吗

All the smart things I say and you remember the dumb one

我说过这么多睿智的话你却记住了这蠢话

Plus I'd be working for Bernadette

而且这样我得到伯纳黛特手下工作

I don't know if that's a good idea

我不确定这是不是个好主意

Look I I know she can be difficult

我知道她这人有时候挺难搞

but she's no match for you

但她哪里斗得过你呢

Whatever she dishes out you can give it right back double

无论她出什么招你都可以加倍奉还

What the hell is that supposed to mean

你这话是什么意思

There you go

就是这样

President Siebert

塞伯特校长

I have Dr Cooper and Dr Fowler for you

库珀博士与福勒博士来了

Great

很好

You two

你们俩来啦

Bring it in

来一个

What are we bringing in

来一个什么

A hug

来一个抱抱啊

Oh No I don't want to

懂了不我想不要

Well what you don't want you don't get

你不想要就不给你

Come on Sit

来请坐

I hope you know with these new data supporting your theory

听我说有这些新数据支持你们的理论

we could be looking at a Nobel winning achievement

我们面前摆的可是诺贝尔奖级的成就啊

And by "We "

你说的"我们"

you mean "We "

是指"我们"

not "We "

不是"我们"吧

"We " "We " whatever

"我们"还是"我们" 随便啦

Whee

赞耶

Just a heads up

提醒一下

Doctors Pemberton and Campbell from Fermilab

费米实验室的彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士

are flying to Los Angeles and they are eager to meet you

要来洛杉矶他们等不及要见你们了

Confirming my theory eager to meet me

证实我的理论等不及要见我

They are checking all my boxes

我的要求他们都照章做到了

You know Caltech has 38 Nobel laureates

加州理工有38名诺贝尔奖得主

If you win you and Amy will be 39 and 40

如果你们赢了你和艾米就是第39和40位

Ooh Dibs on 39

我要39

What's the difference

有什么区别

Wha You are right there is no difference at all

你说得对完全没区别

Thank you It is exciting

谢谢你确实很让人激动

Oh that's very sweet

你人真好

I'm gonna remember you said that

我会记得你说过这句话

Just like I remember how you tried to take my office

就像我记得你在我放产假时

when I was on maternity leave

想抢走我的办公室一样

Of course I'm not angry

我当然没生气啦

Bye bye

再见

How can I be angry at a dead man

我怎么生死人的气嘛

Hey you got a sec

你有空吗

Sure What's up

有啊什么事

Uh bad news

坏消息

I spoke to my supervisor

我跟主管说了

about heading up your sales team

要去负责你销售团队的事

and she said she just can't lose me right now

她说现在不能失去我

Do you want me to call her I could rip her a new one

要我打给她撕她逼撕到她妈都认不得

No no No ripping

不不要撕逼

Um anyway I I don't want to leave her shorthanded

总之我不想害她人手不足

so I'm sorry

所以对不住了

I respect that

我尊重你的做法

That's what makes you a good employee

所以你才是个好员工

Oh thank you

谢谢夸奖

It's just such a bummer

只是好令人失望啊

I know Just ugh

就是啊

You sure you don't want me to call her

你确定不要我打给她吗

Oh no I'm sure definitely sure Don't call her

我确定非常确定别打给她

But you know just ugh why

但你知道的苍天啊

The last time we were in this room we were getting married

我们上一次在这房间里是我们结婚的时候

I remember

我记得

It's a lot less impressive without Mark Hamill in it

现在《星战》男主不在这里就逊色多了

That's what you said about our honeymoon

你也是这么评价我们的蜜月的

And I stand by it

我仍支持这一观点

Doctors Cooper and Fowler

库珀博士福勒博士

these are Doctors Pemberton and Campbell

这两位是彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士

whose experiment confirmed your work

他们的实验证实了你们的研究

Hello Nice to meet you

-你好 -幸会

Nice to meet you Hi

-幸会 -你好

Okay I'll leave you all to it

好了你们慢慢聊

Remember about the hugging

记住不能拥抱

It is such a pleasure to meet you

跟你们见面真是莫大的荣幸

Oh it's really nice to meet you too

我们也很高兴能见到你们

I mean we thought we'd have to wait decades

我们本来以为还要等上数十年

to get confirmation for our theory

才会有人证实我们的理论

Yes thanks to you I'll get to eat my Nobel dinner

是啊托你们的福我不用戴着假牙

with my original teeth

去吃我的诺贝尔晚宴了

Well this certainly is a thrill for us Lunch with you two

我们也很激动能跟你们一起吃午餐

and uh tomorrow we're gonna see a taping of Ellen

明天还能去看艾伦秀录影

She's having John Stamos on

她请演员约翰·斯塔莫斯上节目

Uncle Jesse

《欢乐满屋》的杰西舅舅

Sounds fun

听起来很好玩

So um listen we just published a few months ago

我想问一下我们几个月前才发表的论文

How did you have time to design an experiment

你们怎么这么快就设计出实验了

We didn't This whole thing is actually a gigantic accident

并没有整件事其实是巨大的意外

Yeah we've been working with kaons

没错我们一直在研究K介子

and our data made absolutely no sense

但数据完全说不通

A few weeks ago someone told us about your paper

几周之前有人告诉我们你们的论文

and we realized that our failed experiment

我们才发现失败了的实验

confirmed your theory

能证实你们的理论

And now instead of losing our jobs

现在我们不但没有丢掉饭碗

Fermilab flew us to L A Economy Plus

费米实验室还让我们搭高级经济舱来洛杉矶

Free headphones

多提供了免费耳机

Looks like my wife left me a month too soon

我老婆一个月前离开我真是太不明智了

So you weren't even thinking about super asymmetry

所以你们当时都没想着超不对称性吗

Thinking about it

别说想了

We don't even understand it

我们连那是什么都不知道

And now look at the four of us

现在看看我们四个

changing the face of physics

改变了物理学的面貌

Ooh I got to do it

我忍不住了

Oh man that last episode of Star Trek Discovery was crazy

老天上一集《星际迷航:发现号》太疯狂了

Whoa whoa whoa I I'm actually one behind

别剧透我最新一集还没看呢

I haven't started the new season yet

我最新这一季都还没看

Ooh uh how about this week's Walking Dead

那这星期的《行尸走肉》你们看了吗

Two behind Three behind

-还差两集 -我三集

Black Mirror ‭No

-《黑镜》呢 -没看

没看

Come on there must be something we've all seen

不是吧一定有我们都看过的剧吧

Oh how about that video of my dog I sent you

我发给你们的我家狗狗的视频呢

where she's growling at a pinecone

她对着松果吠的那个

I actually hadn't watched it yet

其实我还没看

but thanks for ruining the ending

不过"谢谢"你毁了结局

Uh can you believe this

你们能相信吗

Doctors Pemberton and Campbell have been doing a press tour

彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士出席了很多媒体见面会

trying to take credit for super asymmetry

想把超不对称性的荣誉据为己有

They didn't even know what they were finding

他们连自己发现了什么都不知道

So what I mean no one's gonna give them credit

那又如何没人会因为他们意外发现了什么

for accidentally discovering something

而给予他们肯定

Yeah who remembers the guy

是啊谁记得

who was trying to find India and discovered America instead

本来想找印度结果发现了美洲大陆的人呢

What was his name again

他叫什么来着[哥伦布]

But this is different

但这不一样

Sheldon super asymmetry is your paper

谢尔顿超不对称性是你的论文

Everyone knows you were there first

所有人都知道是你先发现的

Mm actually the Nobel Committee has sometimes favored

事实上比起你们这种理论家

experimentalists like them over theoreticians like you

诺贝尔委员会有时会更青睐他们那种实验家

No that's just a scary campfire story

才没有这只是在篝火旁说的恐怖故事

like the guy with the hook

就像那个一只手是铁钩的人[虎克船长]

No I it's true

不这是真的

The scientists that proved the big bang

证实宇宙大爆炸的那群科学家

they thought their sensors needed cleaning

他们本来以为是传感器脏了

until someone pointed out that they were picking up

直到有人指出他们是捕捉到了

cosmic background radiation from the singularity

来自奇点的宇宙背景辐射

They won the Nobel

他们获得了诺贝尔奖

Not the scientists that came up with the theory

而不是提出这个理论的科学家们

So you're saying they could steal our Nobel Prize

你是说他们有可能抢走我们的诺贝尔奖吗

Yes ‭ That's terrible

-是的 -这也太差劲了

Good news though

好的消息是

Now we have something we can talk about

现在我们终于找到可以聊的话题了

Hey you wanted to see me

你要见我吗

Yeah come on in ‭ Okay

-是的进来吧 -好

Close the door

把门关上

Okay

好吧

Have a seat

坐吧

Do I have to

我必须得坐吗

You really do

很需要

So I talked to your supervisor

我和你的主管聊过了

and she said that she never stopped you from working on my team

她说她从未阻止过你参加我团队的工作

because you never asked her

因为你压根都没提过这事

Really

真的吗

Oh you know you should know

你得知道

she's been taking our new antidepressant

她在吃我们最新的新抗抑郁药

and lying is one of the main side effects

撒谎可是最主要的副作用之一

Why don't you want to work with me

你为什么不愿意和我一起工作呢

I know I can be tough but that's just 'cause

我知道我有时很难搞

I'm surrounded by useless idiots

可那都是因为我身边都是没用的智障

No it's not that

不不是因为这个

Then why

那到底是为了什么

Honestly I don't know if I'm up to it

老实说我不知道我能不能胜任这工作

You know the last project I managed

上一个由我负责的项目

was my high school yearbook And

-还是我的高中年鉴 -然后呢

And that was the year we didn't have one

结果那一年我们就没有年鉴

Apparently the printers won't make them

后来才知道不付钱的话

without getting paid

打印店就不给你印

What happened to the money

那些钱去哪里了

Uh if I didn't know then I'm not gonna magically know now

我当年就没搞清楚现在也不可能突然就开窍了

Plus you know I didn't go to college

还有我也没上过大学

I'd be in charge of people that are far more educated with more experience

让我来管理一群在学历和经验上远胜于我的人

what if they don't listen to me

万一他们不服管教怎么办

Then you be really mean to them

那你就别给他们好脸色看呀

Have I taught you nothing

你从我这儿什么都没学会是吧

Penny everybody feels like you do

佩妮每个人都有你这种想法

Like they're not good enough

觉得自己不够优秀

not smart enough What even you

-不够聪明 -你也一样吗

Of course ‭Dr Rostenkowski you wanted me

-当然了 -罗斯滕科斯基博士你找我...

Hey did they not teach knocking at Stanford Get out

你们斯坦福大学没教过要敲门吗滚出去

I love that kid

我喜欢这孩子

There you are

你们在这里啊

Dr Cooper hello

库珀博士你好呀

Hello to you too Now stop trying to steal our Nobel Prize

你也好你们休想偷走我们的诺贝尔奖

You come up with your own idea

你们自己提出自己的理论

Yeah that's not gonna happen

那是不可能的

Wouldn't that be something though

要真是那样就好了不是吗

Well too bad

不可以

This discovery belongs to Amy and me ‭

这个发现是属于艾米和我的

Look Dr Cooper

听我说库珀博士

we all want a Nobel Prize

我们都想赢得诺贝尔奖

Super asymmetry could be the breakthrough that gets us there

而超不对称性这个突破将会是我们的踏脚石

But we can't fight over credit we have to work together

但我们不能互相内斗我们必须联合起来

所以...

you're saying that the four of us

你是说我们四个人

should just agree to share this discovery

应该共享这一发现吗

Well no unfortunately

不幸的是

only three people can share a Nobel

一个诺贝尔奖只能由3个人分享

Oh that's right

没有错

So he's out

所以把他踢走吗

No I'm not out

不不是踢走我

So he's out

那是踢走他吗

Neither of us is out

我们俩都不走

We think that the three physicists

我们想三个物理学家

should be the ones to win the Nobel Prize for physics

和诺贝尔物理学奖才是最相配的

Wait so you want to cut Amy out

等等你们是想踢走艾米吗

No of course not

不当然不是

We don't want to but we're going to

我们不想这么做但我们打算这么做

But she's my wife

但她是我的妻子

Yes exactly she's your wife

对没错她是你妻子

And she's a neuroscientist

又是一个神经系统学家

It's like what's she even doing on this paper

感觉就是她为什么会在这个论文里啊

It just raises questions

只会让人有这种疑问

Look Fermilab is going to recommend

费米实验室准备向诺贝尔委员会

the three of us to the Nobel Committee

提名我们三个人

The best chance we have is if your university does the same

你的大学也提名相同的人选才能有最大希望

I see

我明白了

So you really think that I'm the kind of man who would

所以你俩觉得我会是那种

sell out his partner for the chance of winning a Nobel Prize

出卖自己的伴侣只为赢得诺贝尔奖的人吗

Are you

你是吗

Boy I hope not

老天我希望不是

I can't believe Penny doesn't want

我不敢相信佩妮居然

to head up my sales team ‭That's too bad

-不愿意领导我的销售团队 -太糟糕了

But it's her decision not yours

但这是她的决定你无法干预

Do you hear how dumb you sound

你听到自己的话有多蠢吗

Why does this matter to you so much

你为何这么在意这件事

Because I believe in her and I make people better

因为我对她有信心我总能成就他人

It's what I do

这就是我的能力

Against their will

哪怕违背本人的意愿吗

It's no fun if they want to

如果他们自愿那就不好玩了

That's just called watching

那叫旁观而非成就

Look at Howard

看看霍华德

He was a disaster when I met him

他遇见我那会可是一团糟

Now he's a foxy astronaut with a hot wife

现在人家是迷人的宇航员还有火辣的老婆

Wait he always wanted to be an astronaut

等等他不是一直想当宇航员吗

He thinks that too

他也是这么自以为的

That's how good I am

姐就是这么牛

Wait so what are you gonna do

等等那你想怎么办

Just badger her until she says yes

一直纠缠到她答应为止吗

Mm that may have worked on you but she's too smart for that

这招可能对你有用但她太聪明了

Well if you like fixing people I could use some help

如果你喜欢调教人不妨来调教我呀

Raj

拉杰

Why do you think you stopped wearing Crocs and socks

你为什么不再穿袜子搭配洞洞鞋了呢

Uh well one day I just woke up and realized they looked silly

有一天起床后我突然觉得这样穿特别傻

Yes you did All on your own

没错没错都是你自己觉得的

That's how good I am

姐就是这么牛

What's wrong

你有什么事吗

Why do you assume something's wrong

你为什么觉得我有事

Because you haven't touched your dinner

因为你一口晚饭没吃

and you're literally ticking like a bomb about to go off

还像个定时炸弹一样滴答个不停

Oh Amy

艾米

You see through me like one of Penny's shirts

我在你面前就像佩妮的衬衫一样透明

Just tell me

有话就说嘛

I talked to Doctors Pemberton and Campbell today

今天我和彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士谈过

They reminded me that only three people can share a Nobel Prize

他们提醒我只能有三个人共享诺贝尔奖

Their university is recommending

他们的大学推荐了

the two of them and me

他们俩和我

And they want Caltech to do the same

他们希望加州理工也这样做

They say if we present a united front

他们说如果我们统一战线

we have a much better shot at winning

获奖的机会就更大

Well you know

你知道的

that makes sense

这做法很有道理

Oh but don't worry I won't do that to you

别担心我不会这样对你

Maybe you should

也许你应该这样做

What

什么

This has been your lifelong dream

这是你一生的梦想

And you may not get another chance

你也许没有第二次机会了

I don't want to be the reason that you don't win a Nobel

我不希望自己成为你没获得诺贝尔奖的原因

You're the only reason I deserve one

你是我有资格获奖的唯一原因

But if your best shot is with them

但如果和他们一起你才有最大的机会

I think you should take it

我觉得你应该把握机会

Is this really what you want me to do

你真的希望我这么做吗

I just want you to be happy

我只是希望你开心

Thank you

谢谢

Hey How long have you been sitting there

你在这里坐了多久

Long enough for two of your neighbors

久到你的两位邻居

to ask if I was lost and looking for my mother

问我是否迷路了在找妈妈

I'm not changing my mind Bernie

我不会改变心意的妮妮

That's okay I'm sorry

没事对不起

It was wrong of me to badger you into doing something

我不该缠着你让你做什么

that made you uncomfortable

令你不安的事

Thank you

谢谢

Mm it's probably for the best

这样也好

I need someone who's strong and confident

我需要一个坚强自信的人

to head up my sales team so I'm giving it to Karen

带领我的销售团队所以我要把职位给凯伦

What Karen Well what's the job

什么凯伦工作内容是什么

Eating my yogurt and then lying about it

吃你的酸奶然后撒谎说没吃吗

I'm just saying

我意思是

She went to college She's really smart

她上过大学非常聪明

Well I'm smarter than Karen

我比凯伦更聪明

I can read the word "Penny" on a cup of yogurt

我可以看懂酸奶杯上写的"佩妮"

Why are you getting so upset

你为什么生气

I'm agreeing with you This is a big job

我同意你的看法这是重要工作

and I need someone who's up to it

我需要能胜任的人

I am up to it I'm just nervous about it

我能胜任我只是有些胆怯

I know And that's why I don't want to pressure you

我知道所以我不想给你施压

into doing something that you clearly don't want to do

让你做你很明显不想做的事

I know what you're up to

我知道你在打什么算盘

Is it working

管用吗

Yes

是的

So I'll see you Monday morning ‭Yes

-那么我们周一见吗 -是的

I bet I can make that girl president

老娘让这姑娘当总统都行

Uh President Siebert Dr Cooper is

塞伯特校长库珀博士...

I need to talk to you about the paper

我要和你谈谈我和福勒博士

that Dr Fowler and I published

发表的论文

Send him in

让他进来

Amy and I did this together

这是我和艾米合作的成果

and I will not be part of an award

我不会要一个

that does not recognize the value of her contributions

不承认她的贡献价值的奖

So you either include both of us in the recommendation letter

所以你要么把我们两个都写进推荐信里

or don't bother writing one

要么干脆不写

I hope you know that's going to cause a fight

希望你知道这会导致我们

between us and the Fermilab team

和费米实验室发生争吵

If it's a fight that doesn't involve any touching

只是争吵不涉及任何身体接触

risk of physical harm or uncomfortable eye contact

没有人身伤害的危险令人尴尬的眼神接触

'cause it's happening online or through intermediaries

因为骂战将在网上或通过调解机构展开

I say bring it

咱们就好好吵一架

All right I respect your decision

好吧我尊重你的决定

You do

是吗

Yes You and Dr Fowler have my full support

是我全力支持你和福勒博士

Oh okay

好的

I anticipated a little more pushback

我本以为会碰到一点反对

Sorry my job here is to serve your needs

抱歉我的工作就是为你的需要服务

both academic and personal

包括学术和个人方面

Well now I'm filled with all this nervous energy

现在我全身充满了紧张的情绪

I don't know quite what to do with it

我不知道怎么发泄

We have a fully equipped gymnasium

我们有设备齐全的健身房

Yeah Really

是吗

Where's that

在哪里

It's part of the new sports complex

就在新体育中心里

And where is that

在哪里

Come on I'll show you

来吧我带你去

Are there monkey bars

有儿童攀爬架吗

All right now I'm sure some of you are wondering

听我说我相信你们会有人纳闷

"Who is this woman

"这个女人是谁

How did she get to be in charge of the sales team

她凭什么负责销售团队

Is it because she's friends with Dr Rostenkowski "

就因为她是罗斯滕科斯基博士的朋友吗"

Because she is

她是的

"Is it because she was Miss Cornhusker 2001

"因为她是2001年内布拉斯加州小姐

and still fits in those very same jeans "

而且还能穿上当年的旧牛仔裤吗"

'Cause she was and she does

她是的不但还能穿上

and they're actually a little baggy

而且裤子还有点松了

Or is it because she's the best damn salesperson here

还是因为她是这里最厉害的销售员

Because I am

我是的

Now that we're clear on that here are the drug specs

这点说清楚了这是炎立大的说明书

and marketing strategy for Inflamminex

以及市场销售策略

Which now that I say it out loud might be a placeholder

念出这名字后我想这应该是随便先起的名

By tomorrow I want everyone to have this committed to memory

到了明天所有人都得倒背如流

Do you have it committed to memory

你能倒背如流吗

You want to have a contest Karen

你想比赛吗凯伦

Winner gets a yogurt

胜者奖励酸奶

No boss

不用了老板

All right now we all know what we need to do

好了大家现在都知道应该怎么做

Let's go do it

那就去做吧

R Right now Get out of here Go

现在快走行动

That was really impressive

太厉害了

Damn right it was impressive

老娘当然厉害了

Okay that tone doesn't work with me Sorry boss

-不要跟我用这种语气 -对不起老板