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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Dad this is Sheldon's mother Mary

爸爸这是谢尔顿的母亲玛丽

How do you do

你好

Nice to meet you

很高兴见到你

And of course Mom

当然还有我妈

Hello my hateful shrew

你好可憎的悍妇

Hello to you you wrinkled old bastard

你也好皱巴巴的老王八蛋

Hey I just got an e mail from the U S Air Force

我收到了美国空军发来的电邮

I'm just afraid if I respond

我就怕万一我回复了

then they'll know I got it

他们就知道我的项目成功了

Oh dude

伙计

The minute you opened that e mail

你点开邮件的那一刻

they knew you got it

他们就知道你成功了

I mean they're probably looking at you

没准他们现在就通过

through the camera right now

电脑的摄像头监视你呢

Oh God

天啊

I think someone's following us

好像有人跟踪我们

Uh turn left here and see if he turns with us

在这左转看他们会不会跟着转

Why is he turning here The restaurant's the other way

他为什么在这转弯饭店在另一边

I don't know He uses that traffic app

不知道他有用一款路况软件

Maybe there's an accident

可能前头出车祸了吧

Oh so follow him

那跟他走吧

Oh no

不好

Leonard if you don't mind

莱纳德希望你别介意

I think I'm a little tired

我有些累了

I'm gonna call it a night

今晚就到这里吧

Sure Dad

当然不介意爸爸

I'm a little tuckered out myself

我也有些累坏了

Well I will see you all in the morning

各位明早见

Would you like to share a cab

愿意跟我一起打车吗

That would be fine

当然好

Where are you staying I'm at the Westin

-你在哪住 -威斯汀酒店

Well so am I

我也是

Could I interest you in a nightcap

能请你喝杯睡前酒吗

I think that you could

当然可以

时至今日

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

What

干嘛

You realize you and I could become brothers

你意识到我们有可能会成为"兄弟"吗

We're not gonna be brothers

我们才不会变成兄弟

We're not gonna be stepbrothers

我们也不会成为继兄弟

Go to sleep

快睡吧

I hope you're right

希望你是对的

'Cause a grown man living with his brother

因为一个老大不小的爷们跟他的兄弟

and his brother's wife is weird

还有兄弟的老婆一起住太奇怪了

Go to sleep

快睡觉

Okay

好吧

Do you think your father's doing unspeakable things

你觉得你父亲正在对我妈做

to my mother

"不可描述的事情"吗

不

Are you saying that

你这么说是因为

because the things are unspeakable

这件事"不可描述"吗

Your parents are old

你们的父母都老了

Anything unspeakable was finished by 9 30

任何"不可描述"的事情九点半前就搞完了

Go to sleep

快去睡啦

Very well

好吧

I'm sorry if this stuff is gonna make the ceremony awkward

如果因为这事把婚礼搞尴尬了我很抱歉

God I thought my brother fresh out of jail

我还以为我刚出狱的哥哥

was gonna make everyone uncomfortable

会搞得大家都不自在呢

but now this

结果闹出这出...

Hey if you want me to sleep

你们想让我睡觉

you're gonna have to stop talking

就得闭上嘴巴啊

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第一集

Bang

By aBU 201609

Okay I'm gonna go pick up my family

我要去接我家人了

Like an hour and half two hours depending on traffic

估计要一个半到两小时看堵不堵

Yeah drive safe

小心开车

Oh hey and do yourself a favor all right

记得千万别哪壶不开提哪壶

When Beverly gets here do not bring up last night

贝弗莉来的时候千万别提昨晚那事

All right As far as you're concerned

可以吗你们要表现得

you don't know anything

啥都不知道

you didn't see anything

啥都没看到

I want you just to play dumb

反正就是装成傻逼就行了

It was nice of her to show us playing dumb with an example

她人真好还亲自示范怎么装傻逼

What

什么

Hi Okay hey there I got I'm sorry I got to go now

你好啊我... 抱歉我有事先走了

Penny wait Why

-佩妮留步 -为什么

I wanted to thank you for going through all the trouble

我想感谢你为了我大费周章

of planning a second wedding ceremony for me

策划了第二次结婚典礼

but unfortunately I cannot attend

但很遗憾我不克参加

Well why What's wrong

为什么怎么了

Wha are we still doing the dumb thing

我... 我们还要来装傻这招吗

Okay why what's wrong

好吧为什么怎么了

I just cannot stay here

这里我是待不下了

while your father goes out of his way to humiliate me

你父亲摆明了就是要羞辱我

Oh golly however did he humiliate you

天啊他怎么羞辱你了

Stop it Sheldon

少来了谢尔顿

Do I say "stop what " or just throw in the towel

我是接"少来什么" 还是该停止装傻了

I don't see why I should have to watch your father

我想不到我为什么要留下看你父亲

parade around with some Bible thumping bumpkin

拉着一个土掉渣圣经狂招摇过市

Oh excuse me that is my mother you're talking about

喂喂喂你刚才说的人可是我母亲

however accurately

虽然描述十分正确

Okay Beverly

贝弗莉

aren't you overreacting a little

你是不是有点反应过度了

All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap

他们只是一起打车并喝了杯睡前酒嘛

And turned their phones off

还把手机关机了

Not helping buddy

越帮越忙啊兄弟

Mother Penny and I really want you to be part of this

母亲我跟佩妮真的很希望您能出席

Please stay

请留下吧

Yeah plus if you leave

而且你要是走了

Alfred will know he got under your skin

阿尔弗雷德就知道他成功激怒你了

Well we can't have that

的确不能这么满足他

You know also if they did have coitus

而且如果他们真的交媾了

we'll all be needing a skilled psychiatrist

我们都需要个厉害的心理医生开导

It is funny when you think about it

其实回想起来还挺搞笑的

Maybe to you

或许你觉得好笑

You didn't get a $500 traffic ticket

五百块的罚单又不是你付钱

Because you were driving like a lunatic

那是因为你像个疯子一样乱飙车

Hey if thinking secret government agents

如果觉得有政府秘密特务

are chasing you makes you a lunatic then

在后面追你你就成了疯子...

yeah okay

那我认了

Oh I'll get it

我去开吧

It didn't help that you couldn't walk a straight line

警察把你拦下来的时候

when the cop pulled you over

你走不了直线也只能怪自己啊

I have performance anxiety

我有表现焦虑症啊

You of all people should know that

你应该最懂越要我"表现"我越焦虑啊

Hello

您好

I'm looking for Howard Wolowitz

我来找霍华德·沃罗威茨

Howard Wolowitz

霍华德·沃罗威茨咩

I have the right address don't I

我没找错地址吧

Address

地址啥

Is he here

他在吗

Um no

不在

Do you know where I can find him

你知道我上哪可以找到他吗

May I ask what this is about

我能问一下你找他有什么事吗

No you may not

不能问

Very well

是的官爷

Have him call me

让他打电话给我

Okay

好的

Raj who's at the door

拉杰谁在门口

That's not him

不是他本人啦

Oh I can't wait for you to meet everyone

真想立刻让你们跟大家见面

I told them all about you

我早就跟他们提过你们啦

Like what

提了什么

Do they know about your brother

他们知道你哥哥的事吗

Uh not everything just like the jail and drugs part

我也没全说啊就说了坐牢和毒品的部分

Why would you do that What

-你干嘛要说那些呢 -怎么了

The world doesn't need to know our problems

家丑不可外扬好吗

Well Mom I'm sorry but

好啦妈对不起嘛

Hey look they got Walgreens here too

瞧瞧这里也有那家连锁药店耶

You really think it's helpful to change the subject Wyatt

你真的觉得蠢话有助于换话题吗怀亚特

Just trying to make this a happy trip dear

我只想让大家路上保持愉悦的心情亲爱的

Well quit it

省省吧

So uh Randall can't believe after all these years

兰德尔真不敢相信这么多年后

you finally get to visit me in California

你终于能来加州看我

Well good thing I was a nonviolent offender

幸好我是非暴力罪犯

otherwise I couldn't have left the state

否则我连老家都出不了

All right that's enough jail talk

行啦蹲大牢的话题到此为止

Penny knows where I was she sent me cigarettes

佩妮知道我在哪儿蹲她还给我寄过香烟呢

You sent your brother cigarettes

你居然给你哥哥寄烟吗

He was cooking and selling crystal meth Susan

苏珊他制毒和贩毒呢

I think we can let the cigarettes slide

抽烟这种小儿科就别计较了

Stop trying to be the cool dad

少给我装什么酷老爹

you have a shirt with our cat's picture on it

你都穿印着咱们家猫的白痴T恤了

Anyway we're here slugger

总之人都在这儿了宝贝闺女

That's great now they know where I live

这下好了现在他们都知道我住哪儿了

What are you talking about

你在胡说什么

They've always known where you live

他们一直都知道你住哪儿

Yeah if you want to go off the grid

是啊如果你想玩失踪

you have to move out of your mother's house

你得先搬出你妈的房子

Can we take a moment to discuss

我们能不能花点时间讨论下

that I just lied to the government for you

我为了你骗了政府这件事

Yeah

是啊

I would not have done that for you

我肯定不会为你这么做

Howard please just call the man see what he wants

霍华德你就打给他看看他想干嘛

All right all right

好吧好吧

Hey make sure you tell him that

你一定要告诉他

you weren't home when he came by

他来的时候你不在家

and that your Indian friend gave you the message

你前脚一踏进家门

the moment you stepped through the door

你的印度友人后脚就转告你了

Yes hello

你好

Uh this is Howard Wolowitz

我是霍华德·沃罗威茨

for Colonel Richard Williams

找理查德·威廉姆斯上校

Oh I take it back don't mention me

我改变主意了千万别提我

Hi Colonel Williams how can I help you

威廉姆斯上校有什么需要我效劳的吗

What Oh uh yes he is from India

什么是的他是印度人

No I don't know his immigration status

不我不知道他的签证情况

Relax I'm still on hold

安啦我还在等转接呢

Speaking

是我

Okay sure I can meet with you on Thursday

当然周四见面没问题

Caltech is fine

约加州理工学院也没问题

Yeah and may I ask what this is about

好我能问问是什么事吗

I may not

不能啊

That's what he said to me

他也是这么对我说的

Here you are Mother

您端好了妈妈

Thank you

谢谢

I'm glad you decided to stay

很高兴你决定留下来

It's gonna be special for Penny and me to share this with you

我和佩妮能跟你一起分享这一天一定很特别

I can't wait for this day to be over

我迫切希望今天赶紧结束

Yeah special like that

是啊你说的这种"特别"

That's them

他们来了

Please don't make things any more awkward than they already are

局面够尴尬了拜托不要再增加尴尬程度了

All right so less or equally awkward got it

好的那就是减少或持平都行懂了

Hey guys come on in

来啦快请进

Oh thank you Good morning

-谢谢 -早上好

Morning Hello

-早安 -你们好

How is everyone today

今天大家都挺好吧

Good and you

挺好你呢

Good good Good

-挺好挺好 -那就好

I'm good too

我也挺好

Good

好

So did you defile my mother or not

你到底有没有玷污我妈

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You're being rude

你真是太失礼了

If I may I can assure you

容我说一句你大可放心

your mother and I did nothing more

我和你母亲只是

than share a cab and a conversation

一起打车一起聊天绝无任何越举行为

Did that conversation include the phrase

你们聊天的内容有这句话吗

"Your genitals are a joy to behold"

"你的生殖器真是赏心悦目"

That's enough

够了

Look I promise you neither I

听着我保证无论是我

nor anyone has ever said that

或是任何人都从未说过这句话

You don't know his girlfriend very well

看来你跟他女朋友不是很熟

Or what a joy it is to behold my genitals

也不熟悉我生殖器赏心悦目的程度

All right you guys uh get settled in

好了你们先放好行李

then we'll go across the hall and say hi to everyone

然后我们就过对面跟大家打声招呼

You know It's hard to believe I've never met Leonard

难以置信我从来没见过莱纳德

Well he probably buys his illegal drugs

估计他的违禁毒品

from a local vendor

都是找地头蛇买的

Not funny Wyatt

不好笑怀亚特

I thought it was really funny Thanks

-我觉得很好笑啊 -谢谢

Well fine if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems

好啊如果大家都想拿我们的家丑开玩笑

then I can too

那我也行啊

Knock knock Who's there

咚咚是谁敲门呀

Our family is an embarrassment

我们家就是个笑话

That's not much of a joke Okay

-这算不上是笑话啊 -好了

Listen Mom I know you're nervous but I promise you

妈我知道你紧张但我保证

no one is gonna judge you or this family

不会有人戴有色眼镜看你或我们家

Oh I'm sorry

对不起

It's just we're meeting Leonard's parents for the first time

只是我们是第一次见莱纳德父母

and and they're academics and and intellectuals

他们是学界精英还是知识分子

and I don't want them thinking we're white trash

我不想让他们觉得我们是垃圾白人

Well what color trash do you think they'll believe

那你觉得他们会比较信任什么颜色的垃圾

How could you think that I would spend the night

你怎么能认为我会跟

with a man I just met

刚认识的男人过夜呢

A man named Jesus

一个叫耶稣的男人

convinced you to build a church in Africa

让你掏钱在非洲盖了一座教堂

You're kind of a sucker

你就是这么好骗

Well nothing happened right

啥事也没发生对吧

I It's over

所以一切到此为止

Until we get married a third time

除非我俩再办第三次婚礼

you guys will never have to see each other again

否则你们永远不会再见到彼此了

Well you know actually that's not the case

这个倒不一定

Mary may visit me in New York

玛丽之后可能会来纽约看我

And he's never been to Texas

他也从来没去过德州

Maybe we meet halfway

我们可以约在中间见面

What In the Chattahoochee National Forest in Georgia

你俩要在乔治亚州的查塔国家森林公园见面吗

I can't be the only one that knows that's halfway

不可能只有我知道那是纽约和德州的中间点吧

You're not seriously going to visit each other

你们不会真的想要继续见面吧

And why wouldn't we

为什么不呢

Oh please you're just saying this to antagonize me

拜托你不过就是想激怒我而已

Not at all

才怪

Mary happens to be a wonderful woman

玛丽可是个好女人

And if it antagonizes you tothat's just a bonus

如果这激怒了你那算一石二鸟

Mary I'm sorry you're in the middle of this

玛丽抱歉把你扯到这些破事上来

No no nothing to be sorry about

不不用道歉

I genuinely like your father

我是真的很喜欢你爸爸

What But he's a mediocre academic

喜欢他什么他只是个平庸的学者

And according to Beverly his sexual prowess is subpar

而且贝弗莉说他的床技低于平均线呢

He's basically Leonard with a bigger prostate

他根本就是一个前列腺肥大版的莱纳德嘛

Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom

你是说我爸配不上你妈吗

Yes while also getting in a solid dig at you

没错我还同时好好挖苦了你一番

Pretty efficient huh

这才叫一石二鸟

This is ridiculous I I'm going across the hall

这实在太荒唐了我要去对面屋待一会

But why should you get to go

凭什么你可以走掉

and leave me here with your bickering parents

却留下我和你吵个不停的父母在一起

Fine then you go

好那你走吧

Well I don't want to stay here with her I'll go

我不想和她同处一室我走

I'll go with you

我和你一起走

That still leaves me here with him

那不还是把我和他留在这里了吗

Hang on hang on

等一下等一下

We're smart we can figure this out

聪明如我们一定能找出解决办法

Okay so Mary and Beverly can't be together

玛丽和贝弗莉不能待在一起

Uh Alfred and Beverly can't be together

阿尔弗瑞德和贝弗莉不能待在一起

Leonard and I can't be together

莱纳德和我不能待在一起

Now I could be with Alfred

我虽然可以和阿尔弗瑞德待在一起

but I don't like his face

但我不喜欢他的长相

Oh here I've got it

好了我有办法了

Who's ready for a wedding

大家准备好参加婚礼了吗

Great now I have to start all over

我去这下子又得重新安排了

So how's the world of pharmaceuticals treating you

你在制药行业混得如何

Pretty good I actually just got assigned

挺好的我最近刚被分到了

a much better territory

一个更好的区域

See what happens when you work hard

看到没有这就是努力工作的好处

Hey she just sells drugs I had to make 'em

她不过就是卖卖药我还得负责制药[毒]呢

Okay that's enough

好了够了

No more drug talk for the rest of this trip

从现在开始任何人都不许再提药和毒品了

I'll drink to that

为了这句话干杯

Haven't you had enough

你还没喝够吗

Penny drinks more than I do

佩妮比我喝得多多了

Well I learned from the best

名师出高徒

Very nice Wyatt

干得好怀亚特

And you wonder why this one turned out the way he did

你现在知道这家伙为啥是这副德行了吧

You see what I've gotta put up with

看看我过得多么煎熬啊

What you've gotta put up with

你煎熬什么

Why did you have to go to jail

你为什么非要进监狱呢

It's called getting caught Mother

我是被抓到了才进去的妈妈

Hello

我来了

Hey there he is Hey

新郎来了

Oh Leonard It's so nice to see you again

莱纳德再见到你太好了

Oh you too

见到你我也很高兴

Hey everyone this is my mother Beverly

各位这是我妈妈贝弗莉

Hello Hi

-你们好 -你好

We are not white trash

我们可不是垃圾白人哦

Are you excited to see your son walk down the aisle

想到儿子要步上红毯了是不是很激动啊

Yes I am

的确很激动

I'm just feeling a little guilty

我只是有一点罪恶感

about all the trouble I've caused

毕竟给他添麻烦了

Oh so am I

我也是

You made God sad today Mom

你今天让上帝泪流满面呢妈妈

Sheldon they haven't done anything wrong

谢尔顿他们并没有做什么错事

I think it's nice they're hitting it off

我觉得他们之间能产生火花是很不错啊

Look at us

看看我们

We took things remarkably slow

我们就进行得非常缓慢

You and I we didn't even hold hands for two years

你和我整整两年连手都没牵过

It was a lot hotter than it sounds

实际情况比听起来要热辣得多

You're a patient young lady

你是一位有耐心的小姑娘

Hey hey She's mine

喂喂名花已有主

Take a cold shower grandpa

降降你的邪火老大爷

Why wouldn't that colonel say what the meeting's about

那个上校为什么不告诉我这次见面的内容呢

It has to be bad news

一定没好事

Calm down okay Try not to think about it

冷静试着别去想这件事好吗

That's really stupid advice

这算哪门子垃圾建议

You know that hurts my feelings

你这么说可太伤我的心了

Calm down try not to think about it

冷静试着别去想这件事好吗

Okay

好吧

Why do I bother talking to you

我就不该和你说这事

Oh come on What's the worst that could come of this meeting

拜托你去见面的最坏结果会是什么

I don't know They take the invention away

我不知道他们抢走我的发明

and I get nothing

我人财两空

Okay that's not so bad

这也不算最坏啊

You know what happened to the scientists

你知道当年参与曼哈顿原子弹计划的

that worked on the Manhattan Project

科学家们都是什么下场吗

The government forced them to move to the desert

政府强迫他们搬去沙漠

They had to live in secret

他们见不得光

and when Oppenheimer objected

而当物理学家奥本海默拒绝

to what they made him do

做他们安排的任务时

they destroyed his reputation

政府就搞臭了他的名声

What's the point of that story

你说这故事的意义是什么

I just read a book about Oppenheimer

我刚读了一本关于奥本海默的书

seemed like a chance to show off

正好借机显摆一下

There he is

这就好了嘛

There's my happy Hebraic homeboy

这才是我那位快乐的犹太小伙子

Yeah that's the smile I'm gonna remember

当你以后常驻沙漠

when you're living in the desert and I'm living with your wife

而我跟你妻子同居时我会记起你这灿烂笑容

So what do you do for a living

你从事什么工作啊

Mommy you want to take this one

妈咪你能帮我回答这个问题吗

Um Randall's in between jobs

兰德尔总是不停地换工作

And court appearances

还有不停地出庭

It's nice to meet the woman

我很高兴能见到养育出

who raised this fine young man

这么好的棒小伙的妈妈

I'm looking forward to meeting his father

我很期待和他的父亲见面

Prepare to be disappointed

那你就准备好失望吧

And he can't wait to meet you too

我想他一定也迫不及待见你

Can I get anyone a drink

谁想来点喝的

Well I could use another beer

我不介意再来瓶啤酒

You're done

你喝够多了

He's done

他喝够了

Hey Is everyone getting to know each other

看来你们已经相互认识了

Not at all

完全不是

Nice to see you again Dr Hofstadter

很高兴再见到您霍夫斯塔德博士

I'm uh Leonard's friend Stuart

我是莱纳德的朋友斯图尔特

Nice to see you too

幸会

Hi I'm Stuart

您好我是斯图尔特

Ooh I'm Alfred Leonard's father

我是阿尔弗雷德莱纳德的父亲

Oh Oh hi

您好啊抱歉

Uh I'm sorry did you two want to sit together

你们要不要坐一起

No No

-不要 -不用

I was wondering why the front row was available

我还纳闷为什么前排会有空位呢

Okay I think we're ready

好了我们应该准备好了

Why do people cry at weddings

为什么人们会在婚礼上哭啊

They're practicing for what's coming later

他们是在为婚后生活做练习

Thank you for cleaning yourself up for your sister's wedding

谢谢你为了妹妹的婚礼特地打扮了一番

Thank you for my new teeth

我的新牙也得谢你啊

Welcome to the family Leonard

欢迎加入我们家庭莱纳德

Don't lend your new brother in law money

千万别借钱给你的大舅子

We're here today to celebrate love

今日我们齐聚一堂来庆祝爱情

Sigh louder no one heard you

叹气再更大声点人家听不到

Really I can move

真的我不介意挪位置

Not just Leonard and Penny's love

不只是莱纳德与佩妮的爱情

but the love we have for them as well as each other

还有我们对他们以及彼此间的爱

Speaking of love

说到"爱"

STDs among the elderly are skyrocketing

老年人间的性病传染突破天际啊

Love is patient

爱是耐心

but it's not gonna put up with all the side chatter

但不代表就会容忍有人在底下叽叽喳喳

so let's knock it off

所以把嘴闭上

At least she's yelling at someone else for a change

好歹她终于换个人吼吼了

Howard

霍华德

Okay I understand everyone's a little tense today

好了我知道大家今天都有点神经紧绷

so I am just gonna get to the important stuff

所以我就直接跳到重点部分吧

Leonard standing here with you

莱纳德与你一起在这里

in front of our family and friends

站在我们亲朋好友的面前

is bringing up a lot of feelings

我内心感慨万千

Like what a good idea it was to elope the first time

比如想到我们第一次私奔结婚是多好的主意

But also how incredibly happy you make me

但也想到你让我无比快乐

Thank you for marrying me

谢谢你娶了我

Hopefully for the last time

希望这是你最后一次娶我了

Penny

佩妮

as a scientist

作为一名科学家

my job is to figure out why things happen

我的职责是搞懂事物发生的原因

But I don't think I'll ever understand

但我想我永远搞不懂

how someone like me

我这样的凡夫俗子

could get to be with someone like you

怎能有幸与你共度一生

You know maybe I don't need to understand it

或许... 或许我不需要搞懂

I just need to be grateful

我只需感谢天赐良缘

I love you Penny

我爱你佩妮

Anybody have anything snarky to say about that

有人对此有啥毒舌言论要发表吗

Didn't think so

我也觉得不会有

I'd like to say something

我想说两句

Beverly

贝弗莉

I know that we don't bring out the best in each other

我知道我们没有把最好的一面呈现给对方

But something wonderful did come from our relationship

但我们的结合还是带来了一件美好事物

that young man right there

就是前面这个好小伙

I couldn't agree more

我非常同意

That's beautiful

太感人了

Thank you All right let's continue

谢谢好了我们继续

Yeah excuse me I need to say something

抱歉我也有话想对

to someone pretty special and

一位很特别的人说而且...

I just can't wait any longer

我一刻都不想等了

It's happening

守得云开见月明啊

Leonard

莱纳德

You and I have our ups and downs

你我之间起起伏伏有好有坏

But I have always considered you my family

但一直以来我始终把你当家人看待

Even before the recent threat of our parents fornicating

连最近我们的父母如两只老兔子般疯狂交配

like wrinkly old rabbits

也没有威胁到这份情谊

I don't always show it

虽然我不常表现出来

but you are of great importance to me

但你对我无比重要

Both of you

你们俩都是

Thank you

谢谢

Okay

好了

I now pronounce you husband and wife

我现在宣布你们为夫妻

And weird other husband who came with the apartment

外加随公寓附赠的另一位怪丈夫

Thank you for taking us to the airport

谢谢你载我们去机场

Hey I'm just thrilled we're all getting along for a minute

我很开心我们一家能和平共处一会儿

Yeah me too

我也是

Beverly I'm sorry if I upset you

贝弗莉我如果惹你不开心了对不起

Water under the bridge Alfred

过了就算了阿尔弗雷德

Leonard why don't you get into the carpool lane

莱纳德你为什么不开上共乘车道

Well that's a solid line He can't cross it

那里是实线他不能切过去

That's okay I can make it over

没事我可以切过去

No no let's plod along

不必不必就慢悠悠地开吧

It'll make your father feel more comfortable

这么开你父亲会舒服点

What makes me comfortable is knowing I don't have to

真正让我感到舒心的是想到

wake up tomorrow morning and see your sour face

明早不用一起床就看见你那张臭脸

Do the world a favor and don't wake up tomorrow morning

善待这个世界明早别醒来了

That was almost a minute

和平了快整整一分钟呢

There's a lot of traffic Are we gonna be okay

好多车啊不会赶不上吧

You'll be at the airport an hour before your flight

你会在你飞机起飞前一个小时到达机场

Good Thank you

很好谢谢

Plenty of time for you to meet another geriatric boy toy

有足够时间让你再找一个"老"白脸

Hey I will not have you be disrespectful to me

我不许你不尊重我

Yes ma'am

是的母亲大人

Sheldon your mother's an attractive woman

谢尔顿你的母亲是一位很有魅力的女子

You need to get used to the fact

你得习惯

that men are gonna be interested in her

男人们会对她趋之若鹜

And you need to drive the car and mind your business

你也得闭嘴开车少多管闲事

I will not have you be disrespectful to me

我也不许你不尊重我

What you're not my mother

你又不是我妈

Don't you be disrespectful to her

你不许不尊重她

Yes ma'am

是的大人

You'll get there you've just got to put some zing on it

慢慢来多加鞭策就行了

Penny I don't know what I was worried about

佩妮我真不知道我之前瞎担心什么

Your friends are just lovely

你的朋友们都很讨人喜欢啊

Oh thanks Mom

谢谢啊妈妈

Although that Sheldon is a bit peculiar

除了那个谢尔顿有点"特别"

Is he I never noticed

是吗从来没注意到啊

He reminds me of that turkey we had

他让我想起我们家养过的那只火鸡

who drowned looking up at the rain

看雨看到被雨水呛死了

Cops cops be cool

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