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Oh
Dr
Hofstadter
did
you
have
a
chance
霍夫斯塔德博士 你看过
Oh
this
is
amazing
真是好啊
I
wish
I
had
a
playhouse
like
this
when
I
was
a
kid
我也希望我小时候能有这样的游戏房
Really
You
never
had
a
playhouse
真的假的 你小时候没有游戏房吗
No
I
mean
my
dad
did
buy
the
house
next
door
没有啊 不过我爸爸把隔壁的房子给买了
for
us
to
play
in
让我们当游戏房
I'm
gonna
hook
up
the
garden
hose
so
it
has
running
water
我把花园水管接来吧 这样里面通水
Why
does
it
need
running
water
游戏房要通水干什么啊
Same
reason
it's
got
electricity
就跟为什么里面要通电一样
Bernadette
and
I
both
work
and
we're
overcompensating
我跟妮妮都要工作 所以我们过分补偿孩子
This
reminds
me
of
a
traditional
Amish
barn
raising
这让我想起传统阿米什人的团建谷仓
With
everyone
pitching
in
一家盖谷仓 全村来帮忙
How
exactly
are
you
pitching
in
那请问您在帮什么忙呢
I
don't
hear
anyone
else
giving
facts
在场难道有其他人在分享
about
traditional
Amish
barn
raising
有关传统阿米什人团建谷仓的知识吗
The
rest
of
us
are
pitching
in
with
hammers
and
nails
我们其他人的帮忙是通过拿起锤子与钉子
Well
facts
are
my
nails
and
my
voice
is
the
hammer
知识就是我的钉子 而我的声音就是锤子
which
pounds
them
through
the
wood
of
your
skull
我的声音锤把知识钉敲进你们的木板脑
Well
that
is
how
it
feels
听你说话的确是这感受呢
Hey
uh
can
you
pass
me
that
drill
能把电钻递给我吗
Yeah
fun
fact
about
Amish
barn
raising
分享一个阿米什人团建谷仓有趣知识
they
don't
use
any
power
tools
他们不使用任何电动工具
Amy
make
him
stop
No
-艾米 快让他收了神通 -我不
If
he
tires
himself
out
now
he'll
sleep
better
tonight
如果他现在就把精力耗光 晚上会睡比较熟
Hey
Howie
can
you
give
me
a
hand
华仔 能进来帮我忙吗
I
need
to
get
some
work
done
我想完成一些工作
and
the
kids
are
climbing
all
over
me
但孩子们一直在我身边闹腾
You
know
what
I'll
watch
them
这样吧 我去看孩子
You
sure
But
I
was
just
about
to
tell
everyone
-你确定吗 -但我正要跟大家分享
why
they're
called
Pennsylvania
Dutch
阿米什人为何被称为"荷兰裔宾州人"
when
they
really
hail
from
Germany
而不是正确的"德裔宾州人"
Yep
十分确定了
Thanks
谢谢你了
So
what
do
you
think
Pretty
cool
huh
你觉得怎么样 挺赞的吧
And
when
our
kids
outgrow
it
等我们孩子长大用不上了
we
can
Airbnb
it
to
other
people's
babies
我们可以出租给别家婴儿当民宿
Funny
好笑好笑
You
all
right
你还好吗
Sorry
I
haven't
had
a
second
to
myself
抱歉 前面一直忙得不可开交
So
let
me
just
go
back
inside
finish
my
report
先让我回屋 好好写完报告
brush
my
teeth
change
out
of
my
pajamas
make
a
sandwich
刷个牙 换下睡衣 做个三明治
and
then
I'll
come
out
here
and
laugh
at
your
joke
然后我再出来笑你刚才说的笑话
Ooh
As
long
as
you're
making
sandwiches
我老婆子有要做三明治就行
You
can
laugh
at
that
one
later
too
这个笑话你也可以晚点再补笑
All
right
I've
kept
you
in
suspense
long
enough
好的 我让你们期待公布答案够久了
"Dutch"
is
a
bastardization
of
the
word
"Deutsch
"
"荷兰的"是"德意志"这词的变异
meaning
German
而这词的意思是"德国人"
What's
German
for
"annoying"
那德语的"烦人"怎么说
Nervig
Why
do
you
ask
"恼人" 你问这个干嘛
President
Siebert
you
wanted
to
see
me
塞伯特校长 你要见我吗
Hey
There's
my
guy
我找的好儿郎来啦
You
sound
like
my
wife
你的语气听起来
just
before
she
asked
me
to
go
to
Coachella
好像想向我要求去科切拉音乐节的我老婆
No
this
is
gonna
be
way
more
fun
than
Coachella
不 我保证这比音乐节好玩多了
More
fun
than
heatstroke
Good
luck
比中暑更好玩吗 那你可要很"努力"
So
there
are
some
funds
left
in
the
general
administrative
grant
总务行政拨款的款项还有一些剩余
and
I
need
somebody
to
decide
how
we
should
disburse
them
我需要有一个人来帮我决定该如何分配
Really
真的吗
W
Wow
what
an
honor
Thank
you
深感荣幸啊 谢谢校长
So
how
do
I
decide
who
gets
the
money
所以我该怎么决定将款项分配给谁呢
How
do
you
decide
anything
你平常怎么决定任何事情呢
Think
about
it
with
your
brain
and
then
say
it
with
your
mouth
用你的脑子想 再用你的嘴说出口
Yeah
right
sure
懂了 没问题
Uh
so
after
I
decide
在我做了决定之后
do
I
then
submit
it
to
you
for
approval
or
我是把决定送交您审核通过 还是...
No
You
decide
you
approve
不用 你决定 你通过
and
then
you
pride
yourself
on
a
job
well
done
然后你嘉勉自己做得棒棒哒
That's
a
lot
of
responsibility
这责任十分重大啊
Well
if
I
didn't
think
you
were
up
to
the
task
如果不是觉得你能胜任这份工作
you
wouldn't
have
been
fifth
on
my
list
你也不会高居我名单上的第5人选了
Thank
you
I
I'll
get
started
right
away
谢谢 那我立刻开始着手
And
I
look
forward
to
hearing
nothing
about
it
我十分期待你绝对别来汇报
I
will
keep
you
posted
我绝对会向您报告进度
Hey
thank
you
guys
again
再次谢谢你们
for
helping
out
yesterday
No
problem
-昨天来我家里帮忙 -小事情
That
was
really
fun
It
was
fun
-昨天很有意思啊 -是很好玩
But
I
am
sore
但我好酸痛啊
You
didn't
lift
a
finger
你昨天手指都没抬一下
No
but
I
narrated
the
entire
event
是没有 但我为整个活动做了旁白
and
I
am
paying
for
it
today
而今天我就得忍受那酸痛
Gentlemen
Hey
-朋友们 -你来啦
Leonard
do
I
detect
a
little
swagger
in
your
step
莱纳德 某人好像春风得意马蹄疾啊
Mm
possibly
可能吧
Well
stop
It
doesn't
suit
you
那你别这样了 完全不合你的范儿
What's
going
on
是有什么好事
Well
Siebert
put
me
in
charge
of
handing
out
塞伯特让我负责管理
the
last
bit
of
the
administrative
funds
行政拨款的多余款项
and
I
have
sole
discretion
而且全凭我一人处置
Ooh
Looks
like
Christmas
came
early
看来今年要提早过圣诞节啦
First
thing
on
my
list
is
a
golden
umbrella
那我要先许愿来一把黄金雨伞
'cause
Leonard's
gonna
make
it
rain
因为莱纳德要给我下金钱雨啦
Uh
hold
on
I'm
not
just
gonna
hand
out
money
你别着急 我可不会随便就把款项给出去
There's
a
procedure
you
need
to
follow
是得走程序的
I
believe
he's
referring
我相信他言下之意
to
the
traditional
"Kissing
of
the
buttocks
"
是指必须走传统的"溜须拍马"程序
Should
we
form
a
line
那我们是排队拍马屁
or
just
do
it
like
we're
bobbing
for
apples
还是像玩咬苹果游戏一样围成一个圈
Cute
but
President
Siebert
trusted
me
with
this
想法不错 但塞伯特校长给我这份信任
and
I'm
taking
it
seriously
我也要认真看待来回报他
If
you
have
a
legitimate
request
如果你们有合理正当的需求
you
can
submit
it
to
me
in
writing
你们可以写一份报告给我
and
I'll
evaluate
it
based
on
its
merits
我会根据利弊来评估
Sure
sure
Is
"jet
ski"
one
word
or
two
行行行 请问水上摩托的"摩"字怎么写
Hofstadter
霍夫斯塔德兄
Heard
Siebert
put
you
in
charge
of
the
administrative
fund
听说塞伯特让你负责管理了行政拨款
Can't
think
of
a
better
guy
for
the
job
真是想不到比你更适合的人选了
I
think
he's
done
this
before
我看他应该是马屁老手了
Leonard
I
know
you
and
I
have
a
莱纳德 我知道咱俩之前
oh
troubled
history
but
I
hope
that
when
I
make
my
request
有过节 但我希望你审批我的申请时
you'll
give
me
a
fair
shot
不会公报私仇
Of
course
当然
See
That's
why
I
like
about
this
guy
integrity
看到没 所以我才这么喜欢他 铁面无私
Bring
it
in
来抱一个
I
just
put
something
in
your
pocket
我在你口袋里放了点东西
It's
good
at
all
El
Pollo
Locos
在所有的疯鸡墨西哥餐厅都能使用
Halley
leave
your
brother's
dirty
diaper
alone
哈雷 别碰你弟弟的粑粑尿片
Put
that
down
That
is
not
a
hat
放下来 那不是帽子
That
is
not
a
hat
Oh
那不是帽子 靠
Okay
Everybody
in
the
sink
好了 大家都进水槽洗澡吧
Bad
news
Howie
坏消息 华仔
I'm
gonna
be
stuck
at
work
for
a
while
我还得加会班
Oh
that's
terrible
Hang
in
there
太糟糕了 加油吧
I'll
be
home
as
soon
as
I
can
我一结束就回来
He
deserves
better
他值得更好的老婆
No
I'm
not
going
to
reconsider
不 我不会再考虑的
Your
request
was
denied
你的申请已经被否定了
I
don't
care
if
it
helps
you
think
我才不管那是否有助于你思考
you
don't
need
a
koi
pond
in
your
office
你的办公室里不需要修个鲤鱼池
Well
you
should
have
thought
about
that
你买鲤鱼前就应该
before
you
bought
the
koi
想到这个问题
Wow
That
was
a
little
rough
哇 你可有点凶呀
Well
I
have
to
be
我不得不凶
Everyone
assumes
I'm
just
gonna
give
them
whatever
they
want
每个人都觉得我对他们会有求必应
Hmm
But
you're
not
are
you
但你不是那样的人 对吧
No
I'm
not
没错 我不是
I
mean
look
at
this
你看看这申请
An
espresso
machine
I
don't
think
so
Denied
意式咖啡机 想都别想 否了
Wow
I
really
like
this
side
of
you
我还挺喜欢你这一面的
Really
真的吗
Yeah
just
so
decisive
太杀伐果决了
Well
check
this
out
那你瞧好了
A
standing
desk
Denied
站立式办公桌 不行
Oh
哎呀
If
you
want
to
stand
如果你想站
do
it
on
your
own
time
'cause
I'm
the
boss
自个儿找时间站去 我才是老大
Yeah
you
are
百分百的老大
Hello
Hey
-好呀 -嘿
Leonard
I
just
wanted
to
congratulate
you
on
莱纳德 我正想来恭贺你
how
well
you
are
managing
this
grant
money
What
do
you
want
-在处理拨款上做得不错 -你想要什么
Nothing
I
just
came
by
to
pay
you
a
compliment
什么都不要 我只是表扬你一下
Nice
try
The
answer's
no
想得美 答案是不行
To
what
I'm
not
asking
you
for
anything
不行什么呀 我什么都没找你要
All
I
need
for
my
job
is
right
here
我工作所需的东西都在这里了
This
is
my
office
Which
makes
for
a
great
commute
这就是我的办公室 通勤特别方便
Home
work
home
家 工作 家
I'm
still
working
I'm
just
working
from
home
我一直在上班 不过是在家上班而已
You
know
if
it's
that
easy
如果真的那么简单
then
why
does
Leonard
have
to
drive
you
to
work
every
day
为什么莱纳德每天还得载你上班呢
Because
I
like
the
frozen
yogurt
machine
in
the
cafeteria
因为我喜欢学校餐厅的冻酸奶机
Ooh
I
suppose
I
could
use
a
frozen
yogurt
machine
说到这里 我想我可能需要个冻酸奶机...
Denied
休想
Oh
you
should
have
seen
him
denying
things
left
and
right
你真该看看他的样子 这个不行那个不准
It
was
so
sexy
实在太性感了
'Course
I
made
a
request
he
did
not
deny
当然 我提了一个他无法拒绝的要求
Uh
huh
嗯嗯
Are
you
listening
to
me
你到底听没听
Yeah
sure
You
slept
with
your
husband
听着呢 你和你老公滚床单了
What
is
going
on
with
you
你怎么了
It's
not
a
big
thing
没什么大事
Have
you
ever
told
Leonard
a
little
white
lie
你有没有对莱纳德撒过善意的谎言
Mm
Well
he
thinks
I've
seen
他以为我看过
every
one
of
the
Star
Wars
movies
每一部《星球大战》的电影
but
I've
really
only
seen
the
one
with
the
gold
robot
但我只看过有金色机器人的那部
That
could
be
any
of
them
Exactly
-那不是每一部都有吗 -对呀
I've
been
telling
Howie
that
I've
had
to
work
late
过去这几天我一直骗华仔
the
past
couple
nights
but
really
说自己要加班 但实际上
I've
just
been
hiding
out
in
Halley's
playhouse
我只是躲在哈雷的游戏房里面
Does
that
make
me
awful
我是不是很坏
Awful
No
坏 不至于
Uh
strange
Yes
奇怪 肯定的
Sad
A
little
yes
可悲 有一点
It's
just
that
work's
been
crazy
我最近工作特别忙
and
the
minute
I
get
home
I
have
two
kids
hanging
on
me
可每次我一到家 两个孩子就缠着我
and
sometimes
I
don't
want
babies
pulling
my
hair
and
pinching
my
belly
fat
有时我希望孩子们别扯我头发 戳我肥肚皮
That'd
be
a
good
slogan
for
a
condom
company
这对于套套公司来说真是绝好的广告词
I
love
my
kids
but
that
hour
to
myself
我爱我的孩子 但属于我自己的那个小时
just
makes
me
feel
human
again
能让我重新找回做人的感觉
So
you
go
home
and
sit
alone
in
a
toy
house
in
the
backyard
所以 你就回家独自窝在后院的游戏房里吗
Yeah
没错
to
look
over
my
proposal
I
did
-我的申请了吗 -我看了
and
your
research
is
fascinating
你的研究真是太有趣了
I
had
no
idea
that
crows
were
that
smart
我从不知道乌鸦有那么聪明
Do
they
really
hold
grudges
他们真的会记仇吗
They
do
One
of
them
escaped
会的 一年前有一只乌鸦
from
my
behavioral
study
a
year
ago
从我的行为研究实验中逃脱了
I
can't
prove
it's
him
but
something
craps
on
my
car
every
day
虽然没法证明是他 但有只鸟天天往我车上拉屎
Well
l
look
I
only
have
enough
money
to
fund
one
request
这笔钱只够资助一个申请
but
your
project
is
definitely
in
the
running
但你的要求绝对名列前茅
Okay
but
uh
when
do
you
think
you
might
make
a
decision
好吧 不过你什么时候能做出决定呢
Because
I
have
to
upgrade
their
cages
因为我必须在它们学会开锁之前
before
they
learn
how
to
open
the
locks
升级它们的鸟笼
When
I
came
in
to
my
lab
this
morning
我今早到达实验室时
they
suddenly
got
silent
它们突然就不叫了
I
think
they're
planning
something
我想它们是在密谋什么
Um
soon
I've
narrowed
it
down
to
three
projects
很快就好 我已经缩小到3个项目了
Ooh
is
mine
one
of
them
我的也在其中吗
Actually
yeah
在的
The
software
in
the
telescope
room
望远镜实验室的软件
hasn't
been
upgraded
in
years
已经很多年没有更新
and
it
seems
like
it
might
be
time
看起来也该换了
Whoa
whoa
whoa
哇 哇 哇
So
you're
just
gonna
give
the
money
to
your
friend
你这是要把钱送给你朋友吗
I
smell
a
rat
我闻到了可疑[老鼠]的味道
I
work
with
rats
too
我也研究老鼠
That
might
be
me
你闻到的可能是我
I'm
not
just
giving
it
to
my
friend
Barry
我不会随手就把资金给我的朋友 巴里
Your
proposal
is
also
in
the
mix
你的计划书也在考虑范围内
Wait
so
those
are
the
three
等等 最后三个候选人是他们吗
You're
not
even
considering
mine
你都没考虑我的计划书吗
Why
because
they're
PhDs
and
I'm
just
an
engineer
只因为他们都是大博士 而我只是小工程师吗
No
because
they
wrote
detailed
proposals
不 是因为他们都写了详细的计划书
and
you
sent
a
YouTube
clip
of
the
guy
from
Jerry
Maguire
而你只是发了一段网上找的《甜心先生》片段
saying
"Show
me
the
money
"
内容是经典台词"让我赚大钱"
All
right
Hofstadter
好了 霍夫斯塔德
what's
it
gonna
be
到底给谁
Which
project
are
you
gonna
pick
你要选哪个项目
Yeah
come
on
Leonard
是啊 快决定 莱纳德
Tell
us
now
But
remember
-现在就告诉我们 -但你记好了
crows
aren't
the
only
ones
who
can
hold
a
grudge
会记仇的可不只是乌鸦而已
Look
all
three
of
your
proposals
have
a
lot
of
merit
你们三位的计划书都有很多可取之处
I
just
want
to
make
sure
I'm
making
the
right
decision
我就是想确保 我做出的是正确的选择
I
can
tell
you're
stressed
我看得出来你压力很大
If
it
helps
I
withdraw
my
proposal
如果能帮到你 我撤回我的计划书
It
doesn't
help
并没帮到
Fine
Then
I'm
back
in
the
mix
好吧 那我重新加入竞争
Show
me
the
money
让我赚大钱
Okay
I
I
just
好了 你们...
I
need
everyone
to
back
off
你们都别干涉我
I'm
in
charge
here
and
I'll
decide
when
I'm
ready
to
decide
这事我说了算 等我想好了自然会做出决定
When
will
that
be
究竟什么时候做嘛
A
day
a
week
I
don't
know
一天 或一周之内 我不知道
Where
are
you
going
I
don't
know
that
either
-你要去哪 -我也不知道
Someone's
making
decisions
有人在做决定呢
I'm
reviewing
these
proposals
我在重看这些计划书
Yeah
'Cause
you're
the
boss
man
对 因为你是老大
telling
people
what's
what
所有人都听你的
I
like
it
老娘喜欢
It's
just
so
hard
可是真的好难
All
all
three
of
these
proposals
have
merit
这三份计划书都各有千秋
How
do
I
choose
我该怎么选择
Well
not
with
that
voice
用这娘炮声音可选不了
There
has
got
to
be
a
right
decision
一定有基于实验证据做出的
based
on
empirical
evidence
正确选择
Look
I
made
pros
and
cons
lists
我做了利弊分析表
and
then
I
came
up
with
three
different
scoring
systems
然后我想出了三个不同的打分系统
to
determine
the
best
project
来决定哪个项目最优秀
I
just
don't
know
what
scoring
system
to
use
我只是不知道该用哪个打分系统
So
I'm
working
on
a
meta
scoring
system
于是我又用一个元打分系统
to
score
the
scoring
systems
来给各个打分系统打分
but
the
math
is
really
complicated
但其中的数学太复杂了
You
want
me
to
walk
you
through
it
你想听我详细解释吗
Cheers
Cheers
-干杯 -干杯
Turn
that
off
Are
you
trying
to
get
us
caught
把灯关掉 你想害我们被发现吗
So
I've
narrowed
it
down
to
three
worthwhile
projects
我把范围缩小到三个有价值的项目
but
I
only
have
the
money
to
fund
one
of
them
但我的资金只够资助其中一个
Lucky
for
you
I
have
a
solution
你很幸运 我有解决方法了
I
can't
wait
等不及听你说了
You
free
up
more
money
and
I
fund
all
of
them
你放出更多资金 我把这三个项目都资助了
Mm
no
不行
Or
hear
me
out
又或者 听我说完
yes
行
That
way
e
everybody's
happy
那样一来 大家都开心
You
can't
make
everybody
happy
你没法让所有人都开心
I
think
I
can
You
can't
-我想我可以 -你做不到
Well
actually
You're
making
me
unhappy
-事实上... -你现在就让我不开心了
Okay
what
would
you
do
换你你会怎么处理
I'd
find
some
sap
and
put
him
in
charge
我会找个倒霉鬼 让他去负责
so
I
wouldn't
have
to
be
the
bad
guy
这样我就不用当坏人了
That's
a
really
good
id
Oh
这主意真心机智...
Whatcha
doin'
你在干什么
You
scared
me
你吓到我了
I'll
ask
again
我再问你一次
What
cha
doin'
你 在干什么
Nothing
没什么
Really
真的吗
You
and
Bernadette
aren't
doing
stuff
without
me
你跟伯纳黛特没有背着我偷偷聚会
What
No
Why
would
you
even
say
that
什么 才没有 你怎么会这么说
You
know
how
your
talent
你知道自己喝酒很有天赋吗
is
getting
just
drunk
enough
to
have
a
good
time
既能醉到可以放松享乐
without
being
hungover
the
next
day
又不会第二天有宿醉
Thank
you
多谢夸奖
Well
mine
is
knowing
when
I'm
being
excluded
而我的天赋就是能察觉到自己被排挤了
So
spill
快老实招来
I'm
I'm
just
running
some
errands
我只是要去办事
Yeah
是吗
With
a
bag
full
of
wine
I
-背着一袋子的酒去吗 -我...
Got
to
stay
hydrated
我得随时补充水分
Try
again
再回答一次
Okay
look
I'm
sorry
好了 对不起嘛
We
did
not
mean
to
leave
you
out
我们不是故意不带你玩的
All
right
Bernadette
has
been
feeling
fried
at
home
好吗 伯纳黛特被家里的事压得喘不过气
so
we
ended
up
hanging
out
in
Halley's
playhouse
所以我们最后就跑到哈雷的游戏屋里聚
Like
a
secret
club
像个秘密俱乐部那样吗
No
Just
like
a
place
to
spend
time
不是 只是一个我们去杀时间
that
we
don't
tell
anyone
else
about
又不告诉其他人的地方
And
what
would
be
a
shorter
way
of
saying
that
那简单来说这就是什么
Secret
club
秘密俱乐部
Well
you
really
hurt
my
feelings
你真的伤了我的心
What
can
I
do
to
make
it
up
to
you
我能做什么来弥补你
I'm
in
a
secret
club
我加入秘密俱乐部啦
Shh
嘘
Is
there
some
sort
of
humiliating
initiation
有没有很羞辱人的入会仪式啊
'Cause
I
would
literally
do
anything
因为我什么都愿意做
Leonard
you've
been
losing
to
me
莱纳德 这么多年来
in
three
dimensional
chess
for
many
years
你每次玩3D象棋都输给我
You
know
what
would
be
neat
你知道什么会很酷吗
If
this
was
some
sort
of
long
con
就是这其实是你放长线钓大鱼
and
one
day
you
say
"Let's
make
this
interesting
"
有一天你突然说 "我们把游戏变得有趣吧"
put
money
on
it
and
reveal
我们来赌钱 结果发现
that
you
actually
know
what
you're
doing
你原来很擅长玩这个游戏
A
very
long
con
indeed
这线确实放得很长
Checkmate
将军
Sorry
I'm
distracted
抱歉 我心里有点事
Ooh
aren't
you
the
hustler
你可真是布线能手呢
No
matter
who
I
give
the
funds
to
不管我把款项给谁
someone
is
gonna
be
upset
with
me
都会有人生我的气
Do
you
really
care
if
people
are
angry
at
you
你真的在乎别人生你的气吗
Of
course
Interesting
-当然了 -有意思
Why
don't
you
go
to
the
store
and
get
me
some
tapioca
pudding
那你快去商店 给我买木薯布丁回来
or
I'm
gonna
be
angry
at
you
不然人家要生你的气啦
No
不去
So
it
comes
and
goes
所以你这也没个准数
How
do
you
not
care
what
people
think
of
you
你怎么能不在乎别人是怎么看你的呢
It's
easy
很简单
I
mean
not
"beating
you
at
chess"
easy
虽然没到"下象棋赢你"那么简单
but
what
is
但何事能简单过赢你呢
Wait
等等
you
can
make
this
decision
这个决定可以由你来做
You
don't
care
if
you
upset
people
你不在乎会不会惹毛别人
You
can
pick
for
me
你可以替我选
I
certainly
could
我当然可以
Oh
great
But
I
won't
-太好了 -但我不会选的
I
think
this
is
a
learning
opportunity
for
you
我认为这是让你学习的好机会
Sheldon
come
on
谢尔顿 不是吧
Oh
I'm
sorry
Did
I
upset
you
抱歉 我让你不开心了吗
Yes
Ask
me
how
I
feel
about
that
-对 -问问我对此有什么感受
So
where
does
Leonard
think
you
are
莱纳德以为你现在在哪
Oh
I
told
him
I
was
at
yoga
我跟他说我去练瑜伽了
Well
you
are
stretching
the
truth
你确实是在"扭曲"真相
Yeah
Where
does
Sheldon
think
you
are
是啦 那谢尔顿以为你在哪儿
Oh
Sheldon's
kind
of
like
a
dog
谢尔顿这点比较像狗狗
he
doesn't
really
think
about
me
when
I'm
gone
我不在的时候他不会想我去哪里了
but
he's
so
happy
when
I
show
up
反正只要我一出现他就会超开心
Who
wants
an
Easy
Bake
quesadilla
谁想吃刚出简易烤炉的烤饼
Me
我
Ooh
hot
好烫
Shh
Thanks
for
letting
me
come
over
and
hang
谢谢你让我过来玩
So
Leonard
still
hasn't
made
a
decision
yet
莱纳德还没做决定吗
No
没有
And
I've
really
been
laying
on
the
guilt
但我一直在猛激发他的内疚感
Did
you
break
out
the
sad
eyes
使出你的悲伤双眼大法了吗
You
mean
these
bad
boys
你指的是这对宝贝儿吗
What
do
we
do
我们怎么办
We're
just
gonna
have
to
wait
till
they
go
back
inside
只能等到他们回屋里
Okay
okay
Can
we
very
quietly
好的 我们能不能非常安静地
open
that
second
bottle
of
打开第二瓶红...
Hey
don't
freak
out
你先别慌
but
I
think
there's
someone
in
your
playhouse
我觉得你家的游戏房里有人
Oh
Yeah
that's
just
Bernadette
没事 只是伯纳黛特而已
She's
been
hiding
out
in
there
all
week
她已经在里面躲了一周了
Really
Why
真的吗 为什么
I
don't
know
说不好
She's
been
a
little
overwhelmed
at
work
她工作压力挺大的
And
frankly
me
and
the
kids
are
a
lot
而且说实话 我和孩子们也让她很辛苦
She
just
needs
some
downtime
她只是需要自己的时间静静
And
you
just
pretend
like
you
don't
know
你就假装你不知道吗
Sure
That's
how
marriage
works
当然 这就是婚姻成功的秘籍
Three
years
ago
三年前
I
told
her
I
got
life
insurance
我告诉她我买了人寿保险
and
I
totally
didn't
其实我根本没买
Someday
she's
gonna
find
out
I'm
gonna
say
总有一天她会发现 到时我就能说
"Ha
ha
I
know
you've
been
hiding
in
the
playhouse
"
"别以为我不知道你在游戏房里躲过"
Why
don't
you
just
get
the
life
insurance
你为什么就不把人寿保险买了呢
Whose
side
are
you
on
你到底是站哪边的
Can
you
hear
what
they're
saying
能听见他们在说什么吗
Shh
I'm
trying
嘘 我听着呢
Sounds
like
Penny's
in
there
too
看来佩妮也来了
Seriously
Leonard
you
didn't
pick
my
project
你是认真的吗 莱纳德 居然不选我的项目
I'm
sorry
Raj
对不起 拉杰
Did
you
go
with
Crow
Lady
No
-你选了乌鸦夫人 -没有
You
gave
the
money
to
Kripke
你把钱给了克里普奇
I
did
not
并没有
Wait
I'm
confused
等等 我不明白了
I
thought
there
were
only
three
projects
in
contention
我以为只有这三个项目待选了
There
were
But
at
the
last
minute
本来是的 但在最后的时刻
someone
submitted
an
application
有人提交了一份申请
for
a
pretty
cool
europium
doped
laser
要采购特别酷的掺铕激光器
and
they
made
a
very
compelling
case
而且理由特别令人信服
What
was
the
case
什么理由
Oh
that
it
was
me
and
I
wanted
it
理由就是我 我想要
You
you
can't
do
that
你不能这么做
You
can't
just
fund
your
own
project
你不能只拨款给自己的项目
Uh
it
turns
out
I
can
and
I
did
可结果是我可以 就这么做了
Interesting
有意思
What
about
not
wanting
everybody
to
be
mad
at
you
你不是不愿意让别人生你的气吗
Well
I
realized
that
no
matter
what
decision
I
made
我意识到 无论做什么决定
people
were
gonna
be
mad
at
me
都会有人生我的气
And
this
way
I
get
a
laser
而这样 起码我还能得个激光器
That
is
the
most
selfish
thing
you've
ever
done
这是你做过最自私的事了
I'm
proud
of
you
为你骄傲
And
I
don't
care
Yes
you
do
-我不在乎 -不 你在乎
Yeah
I
do
是啦 我在乎
The
europium
laser
is
so
cool
这个掺铕激光器太酷了
It
has
a
four
level
f
f
transition
有4级f-f变换
which
provides
for
high
power
output
支持高功率输出
and
its
quantum
efficiency
is
off
the
charts
量子效率简直突破天际
What
are
you
going
to
use
it
for
你准备用它做什么
I
have
no
idea
完全不知道
Leonard
莱纳德
there's
a
crow
on
your
roof
你的车顶有只乌鸦
I
see
it
我看见了
Is
that
one
of
Dr
Lee's
crows
是李博士的乌鸦吗
It
has
a
tag
on
its
leg
它腿上有标
Don't
make
any
sudden
moves
千万别轻举妄动
Smart
Let's
stand
perfectly
still
and
明智 我们一动不动地站着 然后...
He's
the
one
you
want
你们要找的是他