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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Well we've covered football and grandkids

我们聊了橄榄球与孙子们

Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk about

或许我们已经把能聊的都聊完了

We forgot about your ex husband

我们忘了你的前夫

The one you're dating

你在交往的那个

Well I know not to piss him off during a hailstorm

我知道不要在冰雹时惹他生气

Well did he tell you that I was naked when he locked me out

那他告诉你我当时浑身赤裸的吗

What were you doing naked with a golf club in a hailstorm

你在冰雹中光身拿着高尔夫球杆是搞什么鬼啊

Ah you know it was the '70s

你懂疯狂的70年代嘛

I was just calling to let you know I read your paper

我打来是想告诉你我刚读完你的论文

The masses for your neutrinos are impossible

你的中微子的质量根本不可能

I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch

我从头开始重写了整篇论文

I know credits are usually listed alphabetically

我知道署名通常按字母顺序排列

but I'm completely fine with my name going second

但我完全不介意我的我名字排在第二位

I'm not putting your name on it in any way

我不会把你名字写上去的

Grant Linkletter

格兰特·林克莱特

Dr Sturgis has stolen my work

斯特吉斯博士偷窃了我的研究

and is using it in his own paper

用到他的论文里

How dare you accuse me of plagiarism

你竟敢指控我抄袭

I don't want to see you in my class anymore

谢尔顿我不想再在我的课上看到你

I see Dr Sturgis

我了解了斯特吉斯博士

Yes that is unforgivable behavior

是的的确是罪无可赦的行为

Okay Bye

好的再见

Did he apologize

他道歉了吗

No He is very upset with you

没有他非常生你气

Well I'm upset with him

我还非常生他气呢

That doesn't excuse you from trying

但这不代表你就可以

to get him in trouble by calling Dr Linkletter

打给林克莱特博士来告他状

Who else was I supposed to tattle to

不然我还能去跟谁击鼓申冤呢

I doubt his mother's still alive

他的妈妈应该已经不在世了吧

Sheldon I understand why you're upset

谢尔顿我理解你为何不高兴

but you still owe him an apology

但你还是欠人家一个道歉

Then you don't understand

那你完全没理解情况啊

Well for now it sounds like you two

我感觉你们两个现在

could use a little quiet time

应该稍微各自冷静一下

Fine I'll switch over to Dr Linkletter's class

行吧那我要转到林克莱特博士的班

He's a foot taller than Sturgis

他比斯特吉斯高了大概30公分

and can reach more of the chalkboard

可以更妥善运用黑板的空间

What I meant was

我的意思是

maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes

或许是时候暂停大学那边的课了

What Why I've gotten straight As

什么为什么我可是全优生

I know you're smart enough for college

我知道你的聪明才智足以应付大学

I'm just not sure you're mature enough

但我不确定你够不够成熟

Well it appears you've backed me into a corner

这下你把我逼到墙角了

I would throw a tantrum right now

我本来打算要闹脾气

but that would just prove your point

但那样反而证明了你说得对

Where are you going

你要上哪去

To play with my trains

去玩我的小火车

Which may sound immature but it's a hobby many old men enjoy

虽然听起来可能幼稚但有很多老人也爱玩

I'm the only cheerleader you should be looking at

我是你唯一该瞄的啦啦队员

Oh Hi Oh I was trying to find you

你来啦我刚才是在找你呢

Just wanted to wish you a good game ‭Thank you

-就想要祝你比赛顺利 -谢谢

I'm gonna be cheering for you

我会为你加油的

Great ‭Unless I catch you looking at someone else

-那太好啦 -除非我抓到你偷瞄别的小妞

Then you'll regret it

那我一定让你后悔莫及

I'm not kidding

我没在开玩笑

Hi George

你好啊乔治

Oh hey Ms Hutchins

你好啊哈钦斯老师

I don't think I've ever seen you at a game before

我好像从没见你来看过比赛

Well uh it's Friday and I promised my therapist

今天是周五嘛我答应过我的心理治疗师

I'd try one new thing a week And you picked football

-每周都要尝试新东西 -而你选了橄榄球

Good for you

你很棒啊

I don't suppose Sheldon's here

谢尔顿估计不在这里吧

Nah he doesn't much care for outdoor sports

不在他对户外运动没什么兴趣

Or sports

或者说对运动没兴趣

Or the outdoors

对户外也没兴趣

I was hoping I'd have someone to sit with

我还希望能有个伴陪我一起坐呢

Ah sorry ‭That's okay

-让你失望啦 -没事

It was my fault for letting myself feel hope

对事情燃起希望是我的不对

You're welcome to watch from the sidelines

欢迎你来边线看比赛啊

Thanks Watching life go by from the sidelines

谢了但从边边角角看着人生在眼前过去

is kind of my thing

也算是我的人生写照了

Hey heads up

闪开

Oh my God Are you okay

天啊你没事吧

I don't think so

感觉很有事啊

Call an ambulance

快叫救护车

Don't worry

别担心

we're gonna get you taken care of

我们会照顾好你的

If I die tell my therapist I hate him

如果我死了告诉我的治疗师我恨他

And who says you have to be mature to go to college

谁说要成熟才能上大学啊

I've seen Animal House

我又不是没看过《动物屋》

1978年讲述兄弟会之间及与学校冲突的校园喜剧

You have Well I've seen the poster

-你看过啊 -我看过海报

Those people are not college material

那帮人绝对不是上大学的料

Moon Pie I know you don't like to hear this

小饼饼我知道你不爱听这个

but there are some things in life

但人生中有一些事情

that can only be learned in time

只能随着时间过去而学会

So you must have learned them all huh

那想必你已经全学会啦

Get out of my house

滚出我家

Hang in there I'm hangin'

-撑着点 -我撑着呢

Hey this will be quite a story to tell your grandkids huh

这想必是个可以说给孙辈的精彩故事

I live alone I'm single

我独居兼单身

I don't think grandkids are in the picture

孙辈估计是痴人说梦吧

Oh Well I I got a wife kids It's

这个嘛我有老婆也有孩子

It's overrated

家庭这玩意过誉了

And then my mother said

然后我的妈妈说

I wasn't mature enough for college

我不够成熟去上大学

Can you believe that

你敢相信吗

Absolutely

当然啦

So you're on their side too

所以你也站他们那边吗

I'm Vietnamese In my culture until your parents die

我是越南人在我们的文化里你父母死之前

you're basically a baby ‭Really

-你都跟个孩子没两样 -真的吗

My grandmother still treats my dad like a child

我奶奶到现在还把我爸像个孩子对待

At dinner he can't sit until she sits

吃晚饭的时候她就座了我爸才能坐下

and he can't speak until he's spoken to

没让我爸说话前我爸不许吱个声

Well I'm glad I'm not Vietnamese

那真幸好我不是越南人

It's not as fun as I make it look

是啊可不是我平常展现得那么令人羡慕

Well you can't bring her home to an empty apartment

你不能把她丢回她空荡荡的公寓啊

Bring her here and we'll look after her

带她回来我们照顾她吧

until she's back on her feet

等她好一点了再送回去

You sure

你确定吗

Of course

当然

We'll set her up in Georgie's room

我们就让她住进小乔治的房里

Thanks Mare See you in a bit

谢啦玛丽回头见

Hey George

乔治

It's real nice of you taking care of her like this

你这么照顾她你很善良

Well it was kinda my fault

也有点算是我的错啦

Kinda It was all your fault

什么有点完全就是你的错好吗

Bye

再见

Hey How'd we do

你来啦我们成绩如何

You didn't miss anything That bad

-你没有错过任何东西 -这么惨吗

I can safely say you saw the best hit of the night

放心你已经看到了今晚最佳的那记冲撞

How's she doing

她情况如何

Well not bad

还行

Could be worse

不幸中的大幸

A little whiplash

脖子有点扭伤

couple of bruised ribs

肋骨挫伤

broken arm

手臂骨折

and collarbone

还有锁骨骨折

But that's it

仅此而已

Pretty funny how you jumped out of the way

有点好笑就是你跳开来

and let her get clobbered

让她被撞倒

I did not jump out of the way

我才没有跳开来呢

Oh yeah you did

你就有

They got you on tape

他们摄影拍到了

Okay fine

好啦行行行

But that was pure instinct

但完全是运动神经反射啊

Besides she shouldn't have been standing on the sidelines

而且她也不应该站在边线上啊

Why was she there

她为什么在那里

I told her she could

我跟她说她可以在那看

Oh man you must feel terrible

天啊你心里肯定很难受吧

Yeah of course I do

当然难受啊

I mean it's all on you

毕竟全是你的错

You done

你说完了没

Oh ho ho baby I'm just getting started

兄弟我才刚暖身完呢

Oh you poor dear Come on in

小可怜快进来

Thanks I hope I'm not putting you out

谢谢希望我没有打扰你们

Of course not

当然不会啦

Hi Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

Can you believe my mother said I can't go to college

你敢相信我母亲不准我去上大学吗

So you just put her in my room without consulting me

所以你安排她住我房间都不请示我吗

Consulting you

请示你吗

Who cares what you think

谁管你怎么想啊

Well I ain't gonna sleep on the couch

我才不要睡在沙发上

It's just for a few nights

只是将就几晚而已

until she can take care of herself

等她好点她就回去了

Can I at least stay at Meemaw's

好歹让我去住姥姥家吧

If you promise not to come back

你答应我你再也不回来就行

Why you got to be so mean to me

你为什么总要对我这么狠心呢

It just feels right

感觉这样才对啊

And then after Dr Sturgis incorporated my math

在斯特吉斯博士用了我的计算之后

he refused to give me a coauthor credit

他拒绝把我加为共同作者

Sheldon she doesn't want to hear about that

谢尔顿她不想听你说这些

It's okay

没事的

So when your bones broke did you hear a crunch

当你骨头断掉时你有听到碎裂声吗

没

Did my dad have to give you mouth to mouth ‭No

-我爸爸有帮你做人工呼吸吗 -没有

I don't know how my mom kisses him

我无法理解我妈怎么亲得下去他

Who buys this crap

谁会买这种垃圾啊

Me after three beers

黄汤下肚三瓶过后的我

I mean look at this damn thing

你看看这傻乎乎的玩意

What was I thinking

我当时在想什么啊

Can I ask you a personal question

我能问你个私人的问题吗

You're not in my will

我的遗产没有要分你

It's about my girlfriend

是跟我女朋友有关的

Uh nothing bad

不是什么坏事啦

It's just I've been seeing Jana for a while now

就是我跟贾娜也交往一阵子了

and I like her fine

我也挺喜欢她啦

but it feels like she's getting more serious than I want to be

但感觉她比我计划中更认真在谈这感情

Georgie until you're married

小乔治在你结婚前

you are not tied down to anybody

你不用被任何人给绑住

You just go ahead and do whatever you want

你想做什么你就去做吧

Play the field Have some fun

游戏人间逍遥自在

Interesting

有意思

That's what Dale said too

戴尔也这么说的

Oh did he

是吗

Yeah

是啊

My boyfriend

我男朋友戴尔吗

Yeah

是的

If I don't go to college what am I supposed to do

如果我不去大学上课我该干嘛呢

Spend all my days in high school

浪费一天时间在高中上课吗

How sad is that

这也太悲惨了吧

Pretty sad

挺惨

You always did get me

你总是能理解我

Sounds like you're feeling misunderstood

感觉你认为自己受人误解了

I am by Dr Sturgis my mother

是啊被斯特吉斯博士我妈妈

and possibly the entire Vietnamese culture

甚至可能整个越南文化

Do you understand that I'm in a little bit of pain right now

你知道我现在有点浑身痛吧

Oh I'm sorry I should be exhibiting compassion

对不起我现在应该要表达同情

Wait I can do better

等等我可以表达再好一点

Nailed it

"完美"

It's time for your pain pill

到你吃止痛药的时间了

Be careful You could become addicted and lose your job

小心点别上瘾导致失去工作

Which is all you have

这可是你的一切

Get out of here

滚出去

Thank you

谢谢

You you comfortable

你... 你还舒服吗

Can I get you anything else

还需要帮你弄点什么吗

No I I'm okay

不用了谢谢

You've been so kind to welcome me into your home

你带我来家里真的是太好心了

Well it's the least we could do

应该的小小心意不足挂齿

It's so nice to be around a family like this

能在这种家庭的氛围中感觉挺好的

I've been alone for so long

我已经孤单好久了

Honestly if it weren't for the cats I'd have no one

老实说如果不是家里有猫我真是无依无靠

Oh wait The cats

等等我的猫

I abandoned Edgar and Allan

我丢下了埃德加与爱伦

Edgar and Allan

什么埃德加与爱伦

Poe ran away

坡逃跑了

Would you please go feed them and tell them I love them

能麻烦你去帮我喂再转达我爱他们吗

Uh any chance this could wait till morning

这事情有办法等明天再做吗

I guess

大概吧

Where you off to

你要去哪里

Cats

喂猫

So you think he's seeing somebody else

你觉得他在跟别人约会吗

I don't think I should be talking about this He's my boss

我好像不应该聊这个话题他是我的老板

Well he's my boyfriend so spill it

但他是我的男朋友所以快给老娘招了

It's weird when old people say "Boyfriend "

老人说出"男朋友"这个词感觉好怪哦

Fine My lover

行吧我的爱人

Well that's worse

那更诡异了

Then talk

那你快招啊

The only woman I've really seen him with is his ex wife

我唯一见过和他来往的女人是他的前妻

‭Oh yeah but he hates her

对不过他恨她啦

Don't seem like it

看起来不是哦

What do you mean by that

这是什么意思

They seem friendly ‭How friendly

-他们相处很融洽 -有多融洽

I don't know He's nice to her ‭ How nice

-我说不好他对她很好 -有多好

Do you mind I'm trying to watch this

你能先别吵吵吗我想看这个

Now look at this little guy

我们来看看这个小家伙...

Son of a bitch

妈的

Here Edgar Or Allan

回来埃德加不对是爱伦

Whichever the hell one you are

不管你是哪一只都给我回来

They ever leave the store together

他们有没有一起离开过店铺

Can I please just go to bed

能不能放我去睡觉啊

Just answer the damn question

你赶紧回答我的问题

I feel like I'm gonna get fired for this

感觉我会被炒鱿鱼了

Georgie don't worry

小乔治别担心

Anything you say is gonna stay right here

你说的话绝对不会外传给第三个人

But you lie all the time

但你说谎跟吃饭一样的

I learned to lie from you

我说谎的绝技就是跟你学的

See what a special bond we have

知道我们祖孙俩有多亲了吧

Now answer the damn question

现在快给老娘从实招来

Why were you gone for so long

你怎么去了这么久

I don't want to talk about it

我不想谈

和你的朋友一起玩吧

幽灵探测器

Whoa ‭What's that

-厉害了 -这是什么

It's a ghost detector that came in my cereal box

是我麦片盒里送的幽灵探测器

It's just a piece of paper

这只是张普通的纸

Then why did it move in my hand

那它为什么在我手里动了

From perspiration

因为出汗

Or ghosts

或是因为有幽灵

Mornin'

早上好

Did you check on Ms Hutchins

你去看了哈钦斯老师没有

Is she still alive

她还活着吗

Of course she is Why

她当然还活着了为什么这么问

No reason

没什么原因

I'm gonna go eat my breakfast with her

我去和她一起吃早餐

Sheldon just let her rest

谢尔顿让她好好休息吧

It's okay She enjoys my company

没事的她喜欢我的陪伴

Also she understands what I'm going through with Dr Sturgis

再说她理解我和斯特吉斯博士的矛盾

Excuse me

不好意思

I am just trying to help you grow up

我只是想帮你成长为

to be a functional adult

成熟有自理能力的大人

Me This one's looking for cereal ghosts

我这傻子还在找麦片幽灵呢

Looking for and found 'em

并且已经找到了

I don't care You are not ready for college

我不管你还没准备好去上大学

If it were up to you I'd still be in grade school

如果当初由你说了算我现在还在读弱智小学呢

If you think this is mature behavior it isn't

如果你以为这是成熟的举动并不是的

Being a mom's hard isn't it

当妈妈好难对不对

Sometimes

有时是的

If you ever want to talk about it

如果你想找人谈心

I'm here for you

我随时都在哦

Ooh it's moving again

纸条又动了

You're so lucky

你真的好幸运

You're gonna have to walk me through that

还请你讲详细点带我理解如何幸运

Well you don't have anyone in your house telling you

你家里没有人会对你指手画脚

what you can or can't do

说你能或不能做什么

Right Sheldon I don't have anyone

没错谢尔顿我家里没有人

I just said that

我不是刚刚才说完吗

Are you becoming a drug addict already

你是不是已经吃了太多药嗨了

Mornin'

早上好

Got you some Shipley's Do Nuts and coffee

给你准备了希普利家的甜甜圈和咖啡

What happened to your face

你的脸怎么了

Oh Uh

是...

either Edgar or Allan

埃德加或者爱伦挠的

Oh that was Edgar

是埃德加啦

He can be a rascal

他有时挺皮的

Good mornin'

早上好

Mornin'

早安

Did you sleep good

你睡得好吗

Yeah

嗯

Want some pancakes

想吃煎饼吗

Sure

好啊

Just one more question about Dale

我再问一个关于戴尔的问题

Bye

再见

There we go

好了

Nice little bite size pieces

都切成一口大小的了

Thanks George but I I think I can manage

谢了乔治但我自己能搞定

No no My pleasure

不不我很乐意帮你

He feels so guilty he'll do anything you ask him

他真的好内疚你现在要他做什么都行

That's enough from you

你嘲讽够了啊

He bought me an Easy Bake Oven when he closed the car door on my thumb

他上次关车门夹到我大拇指就送了我儿童烤箱

Unlike my mother who feels no guilt

不像我妈妈她伤害了自己孩子

after hurting her children

却完全不感到内疚

How dare you

你怎么敢这么说

I am trying to keep you safe

我是想保护你

until such a time as you can make adult decisions

直到你有一天能做出大人的决定

I can make them now

我现在就能做啊

Hey hey We have a guest

在座有客人呢

Let's pretend like we like each other

我们先假装是相亲相爱的一家人好吗

You okay with Mexican

刚才的墨西哥菜还可以吗

Oh yeah Terrific

当然可以美味极了

All right

好吧

Now I got Tums in the glovebox for the ride home

吃太饱副驾置物箱有胃药回家路上吃的

Great

太棒了

So you talk to June lately

你最近和琼聊过天吗

Uh not in a couple of days Why

有两三天没说过话了怎么了

Oh no reason

没什么

I was just kind of thinking about calling her myself

我就是有点想打电话给她

I mean if you're okay with that

前提是你不介意

You want to call my ex wife go ahead Call her

你想打给我前妻就打给她呗

Well I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable

但我不想害你觉得尴尬嘛

Yeah you would

屁你巴不得

Yeah I would ‭

是啦我巴不得

I think it's nice

你们离婚后

that y'all get along as well as you do

还能相处得这么好我觉得很棒啊

Where are we going with this

你到底想说什么

Oh just nothing Makin' conversation

没什么啊就是闲聊

Okay

好吧

You sleeping with her

你跟她上床了吗

Lord no

当然没有啊

She's my ex wife Come on

她可是我的前妻拜托

Oh my gosh what kind of sicko sleeps with their ex wife

老天什么样的变态才会跟自己前妻打炮啊

Where is this coming from

你怎么会这么想

Are you jealous

你吃醋了吗

没有

I'd just like to know you know

我就是想知道

what kind of relationship we're in

我们现在谈到什么程度了

I mean are we seeing other people or what

我们能跟其他人约会还是怎么样

Connie Tucker

康妮·塔克

are you asking me to go steady

你这是想和我确定情侣关系吗

You know what I'm asking jackass ‭

你明知故问混蛋

All right all right all right

好啦好啦闹你的

You listen to me Now I'm 72 years old

你听好了我已经72岁了

Do you think I have enough stamina

你觉得我还有多余精力

to go playing around with other women

去和别的女人鬼混吗

You saying the only reason you're seeing me

你意思是你和我约会仅仅是因为

is you're too old and tired to see anybody else ‭

你太老太累了没力气再跟别人约会吗

Give me the Tums

把胃药给我

I could kiss you forever

我能吻你一辈子

Uh that's kind of a long time

一辈子好像有点太久

You got somewhere else to be

你赶着去别的地方吗

No It's just that

没有只是

eventually we're gonna get hungry

我们迟早会肚子饿啊

Why do I keep getting the feeling you're not into this

我为什么一直觉得你没有很投入这段感情

Oh I am into this

我很投入啊别怀疑

But

但是呢

I mean we're real young and who knows what's gonna happen

但我们还很年轻谁知道以后会怎么样

I know And you should too

我就知道你也应该知道

Don't feel bad

别难过啊

I don't know lots of stuff

我很多事都不知道的

So as long as we're on the subject

既然我们聊到这个话题

are you seeing anybody else

你有跟其他人约会吗

没有

How about that nutty professor

那个疯癫的教授呢

We're just friends

我们只是朋友

Yeah well that's what June and I are

好吧我和琼也一样...

just friends

只是朋友

So what are we

那我们算什么关系

I don't know

我不知道

What do you want to call it

你想怎么定义呢

I guess a

我想是...

committed relationship

固定伴侣关系吧

Mm Works for me

我没意见

Okay ‭Hmm

好啊

It's settled

就这么定了

Connie

康妮

This relationship is suffocating me

这段恋爱让我喘不过气了

What'd I say

我说错什么话了

I'm not enough for you

我对你来说不够

I didn't say that

我没这么说过啊

Just be honest

你就说实话吧

You want to date other girls

你想和其他女孩约会

I don't want to date other girls instead of you

我没想和你分手去跟其他女孩约会啊

just in addition to you

我只是... 想同时交往很多人

Drop dead

去死吧渣男

Okay but I'm gonna follow you and make sure you get home safe

好吧但我会跟着你确保你安全到家

Do whatever you want

随便你

If you walk to Dairy Queen I'll buy you a Blizzard

如果你走去冰雪皇后我可以给你买"暴风雪"哦

Want me to turn on some music

想要我放点音乐吗

Well this is just delicious Mary

晚饭太美味了玛丽

Thank you

谢谢你

Bite sized enough for you

一口大小的食物够了吗

Oh Perfect

够了好极了

How long do I have to sit here

我还要坐在这生闷气多久

and sulk before someone asks me what's wrong

才会有人问我在气什么

Maybe people are tired of hearing about it

也许大家听腻你的抱怨了

Ms Hutchins would you care to chime in

哈钦斯老师你想加入讨论吗

Oh I I don't want to get in the middle of a family issue but

我不想掺和你们的家事但是...

I will say that I once had a falling out

我会说我曾经也跟一个很亲近的人

with someone very close to me

闹翻了

What happened

发生什么了

We ended up parting ways on bad terms

我们最后不欢而散

I I still regret it

我到今天仍然后悔

But you were right and they were wrong

但当时你是对的他们是错的吗

You know what

其实

it doesn't feel like it matters anymore

感觉谁对谁错已经不重要了

And not a day goes by that I don't miss them

我每一天都很想念他们

Perhaps I do owe Dr Sturgis an apology

或许我的确该向斯特吉斯博士道歉

I was talking about your mother

我指的是你妈

I'll circle back to her

我晚点再说她的事

Thank you I can't believe you got through to him

谢谢你你居然劝通他了

Happy to help

我很乐意帮忙

So who was the person you had the fight with

那跟你大吵一架的那个人是谁啊

It was my cat Poe

是我的猫坡

She ran away when I switched to dry food

我给它换成干猫粮后她就气得离家出走了

It was cheaper

干猫粮比较便宜啦

Good night baby Night Mama

-晚安宝贝 -晚安妈妈

I'm really sorry Mom

我很抱歉妈妈

I forgive you

我原谅你了

But just because you straightened things out with Dr Sturgis

但虽然你和斯特吉斯博士冰释前嫌了

doesn't mean you're going back to college

也不代表你能回大学

Yes it does No it doesn't

-我能啊 -你不能

I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship

希望你知道你这是在破坏我们的关系

I will take that risk

我愿意冒这个险

Good night

晚安

You know I'll eventually wear you down

你知道我迟早会缠到你答应的

We'll see

走着瞧

I'm pretty tough

我可坚定了呢

I eventually wore her down

我最终还是缠到她答应了

There's just so much of me anybody can take

无人能抵挡本大爷的死缠烂打

In local news Friday night's football game

本地新闻周五晚的橄榄球赛

was marred by a brutal injury

被一起重伤影响了

when football coach George Cooper saved himself

橄榄球教练乔治·库珀为了自救

at the expense of beloved school librarian Cheryl Hutchins

不惜让备受爱戴的图书管理员谢丽尔·哈钦斯受伤

Oh no

糟了

We warn you the following footage is hard to watch

提醒各位接下来的画面十分让人不忍直视

Well then don't show it

那就别播出来啊

Let's see it again in slow motion

我们用慢镜头再播一遍

This is not news

这播的哪是新闻啊