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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Why do you look like you're gonna cry

你怎么看起来快哭的样子

A year ago I was a TV weather girl in San Antonio

一年前我还是圣安东尼奥市的气象女孩

and now I'm living in a garage with the 17 year old

现在我却和搞大我肚子的17岁男孩

who got me pregnant

住在车库里

I'll be 18 before you know it

我很快就满18岁了哦

But not before you're a father

但在那之前你就当爹了

It's gonna be okay

不会有事的

Is it

真的吗

I peed in the sink last night

我昨晚甚至在洗手池里尿尿了

Trust me I'll fix this

相信我我会解决这问题

Make yourself at home

你当自己家就好不用拘束

Oh Thank you so much

太感谢了

It's only temporary I promise

我只是暂住一阵子我保证

Oh No problem

我不介意啊

Stay as long as you need

你需要住多久都可以

Bathroom's right down the hall

卫生间就在走廊尽头

Oh boy a bathroom

太好了有正经卫生间

Here you go scrambled eggs bacon

来吃吧炒蛋培根

biscuits and fresh squeezed orange juice

饼还有鲜榨橙汁

Thank you Looks amazing

谢谢看起来好好吃啊

Where's mine

我的份呢

You're not pregnant She is

你又没怀孕她才有怀

Well I like to think we're pregnant

应该是"我们"怀了孩子吧

Really

是吗

Are your ankles swollen

你的脚踝水肿吗

Did you throw up this morning

你会晨吐吗

Are you constipated

你便秘吗

No dear

没有亲爱的

Stop calling me "Dear "

不准再叫我"亲爱的"

I'm not your dear

我才不是你亲爱的

You want breakfast

你想吃早饭的话

eggs are here

蛋在这里

stove is there

炉子在那边

Knock yourself out

你千万别客气

I get she's pregnant

我能理解她是因为孕期影响

I don't know why you're so moody

但你没怀孕为啥脾气也这么差

On the count of three

我数到三

I'm leaving I'm leaving

我走我走就是啦

Have a good day Mama

祝你今天愉快孩子的妈

Ugh "Mama "

恶心还孩子的妈咧

Since losing his job

打从丢了工作后

one of the few upsides for my dad

我爸因此得到的少数几个福利中

was having the house to himself to enjoy some peace and quiet

有一件就是可以独自在家乐得清静

Billy

比利

Stop feeding the chickens Cap'n Crunch

别再喂鸡吃早餐谷物麦片了

But they like it We've been over this

-可是它们喜欢吃啊 -我们谈过这事了

You don't eat their food they don't eat yours

你不吃鸡食鸡也不吃你的食物

Everything okay over there

你们隔壁一切还好吧

Yeah

没事

Doesn't sound okay

听起来不像没事啊

Oh You don't want to know

你不会想听的

Tell me

说说看呗

He's failing math and they might hold him back

他数学不及格有可能会被留级

That's rough

那挺惨啊

I try helping him but math was never my strong suit

我试过要教他但我对数学也不在行

Yeah I hear ya

这我懂

And when you do try to help 'em they realize

你想帮忙教他们却被他们发现

how dumb you are

你自己也不聪明

You think

你觉得...

Sheldon would help Billy

谢尔顿会愿意帮助比利吗

I'm not sure helping others is where he shines

我不太确定他的优点里有善于助人

Pissing 'em off he's got that down cold

善于惹人的话那他可是大师

Well then I'm screwed

那我束手无策啦

I can't afford a tutor

我也请不起家教

Let me talk to Sheldon

我去帮忙问问看谢尔顿吧

see what I can do

看看能不能说服他

Appreciate it

谢谢你

Mom look

妈快看我

That chicken is not a hat

那只鸡不是帽子

Hurry

快出手吧

Hey How was school

今天学校怎么样啊

Sucked

太操蛋了

Language

讲话干净一点

You asked and it did

你自己要问而事实就是如此

What happened

发生什么事啦

I don't want to talk about it

我不想聊

Are you sure

你确定吗

I'm a pretty good listener

我很善于倾听啊

Then why didn't you hear me say I don't want to talk about it

那你怎么没听进去我不想聊的这句呢

Is this about a boy Mom

-是跟男生有关吗 -妈

I I do have some experience on the subject

这方面我也是有一些过来人经验啊

Please the only two boys you have experience with

拜托你唯一亲密过的男人只有

are Dad and Jesus

老爸与耶稣

I'm gonna go talk to Meemaw

我要去跟姥姥聊

I know other boys

我也认识其他男人啊

And then he walked right on by me like I wasn't there

他就直接从我身旁走过仿佛我不存在

Does he even know you like him

人家知道你喜欢他吗

I don't know I've ignored him been mean to him

我哪知道我试过无视他对他凶了

What else can I do

还要我怎么样啊

Sounds like you've tried everything

那你还真是什么招都试过了呢

Okay

好

I've got an idea

我有一个主意

Why don't you just tell him

你为什么不直接跟他表白呢

But what if he doesn't like me back

万一他不喜欢我怎么办

I would die

我会死

You will not die

你才不会死

Oh yes I will I will be dead

会的死得透透

and you will be sad at my funeral

你在我葬礼上会很难过的

How about this

那这样呢

why don't you get one of your girlfriends

你让你的闺蜜

to find out how he feels about you

去他那边探口风

Why Because then you don't have to put yourself on the spot

-为什么 -这样你就不用亲自以身犯险啊

Okay And if he doesn't like me back

行如果探出来对我无感

I'll just keep being mean to him until he does

我就继续凶他到哪天喜欢上我

I don't know why that works

我都不知道这招为什么有用

Men are dumb

男人真的好蠢

Does that mean we're dumb for liking 'em

那女人还喜欢他们是不是更蠢呢

It's not a good look for us

对我们来说的确是不太光彩

You busy

你在忙吗

Yes but I'm also excellent

是的但我也善于

at bifurcating my cognitive abilities Hit me

一心多用你问吧

Billy is struggling with math and mm

比利数学成绩不太理想

his mom was hoping that you could tutor him

他妈妈问你能不能教教他

I could

可以是可以

Great

那太好了

But I won't

但我不要

Why not

为什么

Because me teaching Billy is like trying to use

因为由我来教比利就像是

the gravitational power of a neutron star

用一颗中子星的引力

to change the spin of a boson

来改变一个玻色子的自旋

Don't do that

少来这套高深的

If he doesn't pass math

如果他数学继续不及格

they're gonna hold him back

学校会让他留级

That's the system working

这表示教育系统有在工作啊

Very Darwinian

非常达尔文主义就是了

Yeah Never mind

行算了吧

Yeah I told Brenda teaching wasn't really your thing

我跟布兰达说过你不怎么会教

Well it's not that I can't do it

我不是不会教我只是不想教

Don't worry about it

算了啦没事

You're good at a lot of things

你还是有很多其他的强项啊

Teaching just ain't one of 'em

教不好别人也没关系

I know what you're doing It's reverse psychology

我知道你在干嘛你在用激将法

I don't know what you're talking about

我不知道你说的是啥意思

It's childish and obvious

超幼稚又很明显

So you'll do it Yes I'll do it

-那你去教吗 -当然去

Thanks for the pie

谢谢你的派啊

Mandy keeps bringing all these leftovers from the diner

曼蒂整天从餐厅带剩菜回来

Well she's lucky to have you

她有你照顾可真是幸运啊

And Missy too

还有米希也是

Lucky lucky

幸运到不行呢

Oh it's killing you isn't it

怎么你要嫉妒死了对吧

What No

什么才没有

我...

I am happy that she has an adult she can confide in

我很高兴她身边有能吐露心事的成人

about

聊那些...

Come on Just tell me

求你了快告诉我聊了什么事吧

I would

我也想啊

But the bond between a girl and her grandmother is

但是外婆与孙女之间的关系

sacred

是神圣不可侵扰的

I am her mother and I am your daughter

我是她亲妈也是你的亲女儿

Give me something

给点提示也行吧

It's just boy stuff okay

就是跟男生之间的事情嘛

That she'd rather talk to you about

她更愿意跟你聊的男生事务

That's right

没错

There you go

吃吧吃吧

Eat those feelings

把情绪都吃下肚里

All right I'm given to understand you have

好的根据提供的资料

a test coming up on negative numbers and fractions

你接下来有考试要考负数与分数

Yeah

是的

So what part don't you understand

所以范围里你有哪里不懂呢

Oh boy

要命了

Let's take it back a step

那我们退一步说

Where do you stand on addition subtraction

你的加法与减法

multiplication and division

乘法与除法是什么情况

I'm against it

我反对它们

Oh boy

要老命了

Hope you like tuna salad

希望你喜欢吃金枪鱼沙拉

I brought you a whole tub

我给你带了整整一桶

How old is it

放多久了

I don't know but the clock's ticking

不知道但快吃则大吉

Meemaw

姥姥

Uh oh

惨了

We need to talk

我有话要跟你谈谈

你好啊

Hi What's going on

-你好 -怎么啦

I told Heather that I liked Kevin

我跟海瑟说了我喜欢凯文

so she could find out if he liked me back

让她去帮我探他口风

Then she asked him out

结果她去泡了人家

What She didn't even think he was cute until I said I liked him

-什么 -在我跟她说之前她都不喜欢他

Well why'd you tell her

那你为什么告诉她呢

She told me to

外婆让我去的

'Cause that's how you find out if somebody likes you in school

在学校里不就是这么查对方心意的吗

That's o one way

这是其中一种方法啦

Why What would you have done

怎么那你会怎么操作

Uh well you put him on Heather's radar

你告诉海瑟你对他的心意时

when you said you liked him

也让海瑟注意到了这个男生

I probably would have dropped a note

如果是我我应该会偷塞纸条

in his locker or asked one of his guy friends

到他置物柜或是向他的男生朋友打探

That makes so much more sense

这主意合理太多了

Why didn't you tell me that

你怎么没教我这招

I gave you good advice

我有给你好建议啊

It's not my fault Heather sucks

海瑟耍贱能怪我吗

So what do I do now

那我现在该怎么办

Well the first thing

首先应该...

I was talking to her

我是在问她

Okay your basic arithmetic skills

好的你的基础四则运算能力

are disappointing but functional

令人遗憾但勉强能用

Thank you

谢谢夸奖

All right let's talk about negative numbers

好的我们来聊聊负数

I'm all ear

我一耳倾听

"Ears "

是"双耳"

No "Ear "

不 "一耳"

This one's clogged

另一边堵了

Right Okay

好吧行

Negative numbers are numbers that are less than zero

负数指的就是比0还小的数字

But zero's nothing Yes

-但0不就是无吗 -是的

So how can you have less than nothing

那怎么能够比无还少还小呢

Let's see

我想想啊

How about this

我举个例子

If you have a dollar that's one

如果你有一块钱那就是1

If you have no dollars that's zero

如果你没有钱那就是0

But if you owe me a dollar that's negative one

如果你欠我一块钱那就是-1

Does that make sense

这样你能理解吗

I think so

应该吧

All right we're making progress

很好我们有进步了

Mom

妈

I owe Sheldon a dollar

我欠谢尔顿一块钱

Tomorrow I'm gonna tell Heather

明天我要在大家面前

what a bitch she is in front of everyone

骂出海瑟到底有多婊

No no no Don't show your cards

别别别不要随便摊牌

Tomorrow you're gonna be her best friend Why

-明天你要当她最好的闺蜜 -为什么

'Cause then she'll tell you things

这样她会跟你聊东聊西

and you can use those things against her

你就能从里面得到对付她的子弹

Oh You're good

你可真厉害

I know

我知道

It's nice to have someone to talk to about this stuff

能跟人聊这些事的感觉真好

My mom's pretty religious and my meemaw's kind of old

我妈妈很虔诚我姥姥又有点过时

Hey

喂喂喂

I'm sitting right here

老娘就坐在这里呢

Evening

晚上好

I thought you were with Missy

你不是跟米希混在一起吗

I thought it was a good idea if she talked to Mandy

我想着让她跟曼蒂聊聊也挺好

They're closer in age

她们年纪比较接近

She threw you over didn't she

她踹你下车了对吧

Without hesitation

毫不犹豫啊

Stings don't it

怎么样痛吧

It do

太痛了

Well regardless

无论如何

I'm glad Missy has someone she can talk to

我还是很高兴米希有人可以吐露心事

Like a big sister

就像她的大姐一样

Who got knocked up by a 17 year old knucklehead

被17岁傻逼给搞大肚子的大姐

Why does she want to talk to her instead of us

她为什么会想找她支招而不是问我们呢

Pisses me off

要把我气炸了

Hey What's up

你们在干嘛呢

Nothing Just making dinner

没什么在准备晚饭而已

What's going on with you

你怎么样啊

Just trying to stay busy

我就想忙起来

Keep my mind off the fact that the mother of my child

不要老想着我孩子的妈

doesn't want me around

不让我靠近她

Oh honey I'm sorry

宝贝我很遗憾

Hey Maybe you could put in a good word for me

也许你可以帮我说几句好话

And what would that word be

有什么好话可以形容你

Take your pick Dependable

你自己选呗可靠

Hardworking Trustworthy

勤劳值得信赖

Sexy

火辣

Georgie

小乔治

You're right

你的质疑是对的

Sexy's how I got into this pickle

我就是因为太火辣才会陷入现在这困境

And if you add negative one and positive one

如果你把-1与1相加

you get

你会得到什么

Zero

0吗

Correct

答对了

I think I understand

我好像懂了

Good One question

-很好 -我有个问题

how can you have zero if zero is nothing

如果0等于无那又怎么能得到0

It's not something that you have

你不能拥有0

Zero represents a state of nothingness

0代表虚无状态

What does that mean

什么意思

It's nothingness

就是没有

The absence of somethingness

某物不存在的意思

Trust me zero is a thing

相信我真有0这东西

But you just said it's a nothing

但你刚刚才说0不存在啊

I did

确实说了

Which is it

到底哪个才是对的

A something or a nothing

存在还是不存在

We have a problem

我们遇到大难题了

What

什么

Zero might not exist

0可能不存在

Of course zero exists

0当然存在啊

Great Then explain it to me

很好那给我解释一下

Easy Zero is nothing

那还不简单 0代表什么都没有

But how can nothing be a thing

可是没有又如何能存在呢

Think of it this way

你试试这样想

picture an empty box

想象一个空盒子

All right

好吧

What's in the box

盒子里有什么

Nothing

什么都没有

It's not nothing Air atoms molecules

并不是什么都没有空气原子分子

that empty box is as full as full can be

那个空盒子满得很

Regardless

不管怎样

zero is very important

0就是非常重要

I'm not saying it isn't important

我没说它不重要

I'm just saying the little round guy ain't real

我只是说这个小圈圈不是真实存在

You're being silly

你在说傻话

Zero is a number

0是个数字

like every other number

和其他数字没什么两样

Oh yeah Can you divide with it

是吗那你能除以0吗

Well

这个嘛

不能

In fact the Greek philosopher Parmenides said

事实上希腊哲学家巴门尼德说过

"Nothing cannot exist because to speak of something

"无不存在因为存在者存在

is to speak of something that exists "

非存在者不存在"

我想

you could look at it that way

也可以这样看待吧

Dr Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士

zero isn't real

0不是真实存在的

I feel dizzy

我突然很头晕

Need any help making dinner

需要帮你准备晚饭吗

You

你吗

Yeah

是啊

Since when

你几时变得那么懂事了

Since I thought I should learn to cook for Mandy and the baby

从我觉得我该为曼蒂和宝宝学会做饭开始

Georgie that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard

小乔治这是我听过最暖心的话了

Well I'm a sweet boy

我是暖男嘛

So what are we doing here

你在做什么

We are peeling potatoes

削土豆皮

Cool

挺好的

Why

为什么要削皮

'Cause we're making mashed potatoes

因为要做土豆泥

and we don't want the skins in 'em

不想有土豆皮混在里面

Uh huh

是哦

Why

为什么

'Cause mashed potatoes are supposed to be smooth

因为土豆泥就该是绵软嫩滑的

You know a lot about potatoes

你真的很了解土豆

Go ahead Peel one

来你来削一个

You think I'm ready

你觉得我准备好了

Only one way to find out

只有一个办法能弄清

I'll see ya later

回见啦

Where you going

你要去哪

To dinner

出去吃晚饭

I'm cooking

我已经在做饭了

Actually we're cooking

其实是我俩在做饭

Actually we're bleeding

其实是我们流血了

Mandy's taking me to dinner

曼蒂要带我出去吃饭

What about homework

那你的功课怎么办

Don't have any

没功课啊

Can I go with y'all

我可以跟你们一起去吗

I thought you were helping me cook

你不是说要帮我准备晚饭吗

Hang on

等一下

Can I

可以吗

No It's girls' night

不行今晚是闺蜜局

Bye

再见

Might want to wash this one off

你最好洗洗这颗土豆

Any updates on Kevin

和凯文有什么进展吗

I did what you said and was nothing but nice to Heather

我照你说的对海瑟好得不得了

Okay How'd that go

那效果如何

So good

有奇效

I found out she stuffs her bra

我发现她往胸罩里垫水饺

Huh See When the time is right

看见没等时机成熟

you can destroy her with that

你可以爆出来让她颜面无存

That's gonna be a good day

那天我会爽死的

And that trick isn't just for middle school

这不只在中学适用

That's something you can use for the rest of your life

你一辈子都能用这一招混得风生水起

You are so wise

你真是充满人生智慧

Well I have lived a little

毕竟我有一定阅历嘛

And so pretty

还那么漂亮

You should be on TV

你应该上电视当明星

Actually when I lived in San Antonio

其实我住在圣安东尼奥时

I was a weather girl

当过气象女孩

Oh my God you were a TV star

天啊你是电视明星

Monday through Friday 5 00 a M

周一至周五早上5点

right before the farm report

就在农业节目前播出

Okay you're like my new hero

你正式成为我的新英雄了

Oh stop You could totally be a weather girl

小嘴真甜你也完全够格当气象女孩

No They're all perfect and blonde Like you

怎么可能她们都是跟你一样完美的金发尤物

Anybody can be blonde

谁都可以染金发

You think Madonna's really blonde

你以为麦当娜的金发是天生的吗

What

什么

She's a brunette

她原发色是棕色

What about her Blond Ambition Tour

那她的巡回演唱会还叫"金发女郎野心之旅"

Ha More like Bottle Blond Ambition Tour

笑死不如说是"金发女郎买醉之旅"

Funny and beautiful

美丽与幽默并重

No wonder my brother put a baby in you

难怪我哥要搞大你的肚子

What's wrong

出什么错了吗

Zero.

Zero is wrong

0错了吗

Zero doesn't exist

0不存在

I don't understand

我没搞明白

Neither do we

我们也是

Dr Linkletter there's no such thing as zero

林克莱特博士根本不存在0这东西

That's preposterous Of course there is

荒谬至极 0当然存在

Prove it tough guy

那证明给我们看猛男

Uh oh

糟了

May I have that

借我吐一下好吗

Over here

接龙传过来

Let me see

给我看看

It's bad

失败了

Just stay calm

冷静点

I'm sure it's fine

肯定没什么的

It's the end of my life

今天就是我的死期

Just show me

快给我看看

Oh my

天啊

That is something

确实...挺个性的

I can probably be homeschooled right

我也可以在家上学的对吧

It's okay We can fix this

没事的我们能补救

Before my parents get home

在我爸妈回家前能搞定吗

They're gonna kill me

他们会宰了我

Oh man

我去

Look at your head

你这金毛狮王头是怎样

Shut up Georgie don't make this worse

-闭嘴啦 -小乔治别火上浇油

There's worse

还能更惨吗

Anyone home

有人在家吗

Okay stay here We'll stall him

你待在这我们去拖住他

Do you see her head

你有没有看见她的脑袋啊

Hey What's up

在干嘛

Nothing Nada Absolutely nothing

没干嘛无所事事啥都没干

Where are the kids

孩子们呢

Well I believe Sheldon's at Billy's

谢尔顿好像去比利家了

Oh good He's helping him

挺好的他去帮他补课

And Missy

米希呢

Missy

米希

That's a good question

问得好

I haven't seen her

我没看见她

I have not seen her personally myself

我个人来说也是没有看见她啦

Okay

好吧

We're a good team me and you

我俩搭伙真是合作无间

Oh not now Georgie

现在别说这个小乔治

I'm afraid I have some bad news

恐怕我有坏消息要告诉你

If you mean I'm gonna be left back it's okay

如果你是指我会留级没关系啦

You tried

你尽力了

No Well maybe

不是啦倒是也有可能

I have bad news about zero

是关于0的坏消息

It doesn't exist

0并不存在

So I was right

那我说对了

No one is more shocked than I am

没人比我更震惊

I can't help you with your test

我不能帮你准备考试了

Without zero I don't even know what math is anymore

没有0 我连数学是什么都不知道了

Hmm

唔

Yeah Hmm

这反应就对了

What if we just pretend it exists

要是我们假装它存在呢

Are you saying to accept zero as an act of faith

你意思是把接受0当成信仰吗

Was I

我有这么说吗

I think so

你就是这个意思

Okay

好吧

My mom accepts God as an act of faith

我妈妈把上帝当作信仰

and zero is way more useful than God

0可比上帝有用多了

Do not say that around Pastor Jeff Think about it

-千万别在杰夫牧师面前这样说 -你想啊

Without zero we wouldn't have calculus

没有0 就不会有微积分

Without God we wouldn't have Spanish Inquisition

没有上帝就不会有西班牙宗教法庭

I know the Spanish word for "Fajita "

我知道"菲希塔"卷饼的西班牙语

And don't forget before the Big Bang

而且别忘了在宇宙大爆炸之前

there was actually nothing

一切皆为虚无

It's "Fajita "

就是"菲希塔"

So you could say the entire universe

所以可以说整个宇宙

was born out of zero

就是从0中诞生的

Meaning that zero created the universe not God

这意味着是0创造了宇宙而非上帝

Maybe we should pray to it

也许我们该向0祈祷

I think we should

我同意

Zero it's me Sheldon

0 是我谢尔顿

I know I doubted you but in my defense

我知道我怀疑过你但容我解释一句

you're literally nothing

你确实什么都不是

I would like to thank you for all the gifts you've given us

我想感谢你给予我们那些恩赐

the null set Fibonacci sequence

空集斐波纳契数列

binary language

二进制语言

I could go on ad infinitum

我可以无限列举下去

but not without you

但没有你我做不到

Ask Zero to help me pass my test

求0帮我通过考试

Zero's not magic You still have to study

0没有法力你还是得学习

Oh Then I'm going back to Jesus

那我还是回去求耶稣好了

Jesus please help me

耶稣求你帮帮我

I'm already the biggest kid in sixth grade

我已经是全六年级最老的小孩了

Amen

阿门

Amen

阿门

Hello Who's in there

喂谁在里面

是我

I need to use the bathroom

我要上厕所

Give me a minute

稍等一下

Can someone give me a hand with these groceries

谁来帮我拿一下杂货

Sure Dad come on

我来老爸一起

I got to go to the bathroom

我要上厕所啦

Hey Mandy

曼蒂

Mrs Cooper

库珀太太

What brings you here

你怎么来了

Just saying hi to Georgie

来跟小乔治打声招呼

Why hello to you too

美女你也好啊

Let's get a move on

你动作快一点

Oh boy

要命了

Damn it Missy I'm two seconds away

米希我马上就要憋不住

from peeing in your mother's prayer garden

去你妈的祷告花园解决了

Look what I found

看我发现什么了

What the hell

搞什么

Melissa Cooper

梅丽莎·库珀

what did you do

你干了什么

Yeah What did you do

是啊真不知道你干了什么

Yeah

就是说啊

Good news I think Billy might pass his math test tomorrow

好消息比利明天应该能通过数学考试

There's a math test tomorrow

明天要考数学吗

Your hair is upsetting me

你的头发让我很不舒服

Screw it I'm going outside

不管了我要去外面尿

You can cheat off me if you want

你可以抄我的答案

I studied

我复习过了

Thanks

谢了

I'm not saying it was God or zero

我没说是上帝或0显灵

but a small miracle did happen that day

但那天确实发生了一个小奇迹

Billy passed the test with a 68

比利得了68分通过考试

and went on to the seventh grade

顺利升上七年级

Where he remained for the next several years

然后他又在七年级待了好几年