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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Here we go

给

For many kids

对很多孩子来说

Christmas morning was the most exciting day of the year

圣诞节的早晨是每年最令人兴奋的日子

That's only because most kids don't know the joy

而这是因为很多孩子都不了解

of getting their college midterms back

收到大学期中考试成绩的快乐

It also didn't hurt that Dr Sturgis looked like an elf

而斯特吉斯博士长得像个精灵也很加分

Nice work Sheldon

考得很好谢尔顿

Now

大家听我说

you'll notice that your grades are lower than expected

你们可能会发现自己的成绩比预期要低

That's because Sheldon did so well

那是因为谢尔顿成绩太高

he broke the curve

打破了评分的曲线

turning your A's and B's into B's and C's

所以你们的等级都下降了一级

They don't seem happy about it

感觉他们对此不太高兴

Maybe you can give them candy

或许你可以发糖果安慰他们

巴拉德体育用品公司

Okay This is where I spend all my time

这里就是我灌注大多数心血的地方

yet somehow my ex wife owns half of it

但我的前妻莫名其妙拥有一半股份

Mm not bitter at all Good for you

一点都不酸溜溜你真棒

We got baseball over here and got football right there

这边有棒球用品那边有橄榄球用品

and then hunting and fishing in the back

打猎跟钓鱼器具在后面

Oh yeah

对了

And this hockey puck has been here

这个冰球可是自打

since Jimmy Carter was president

吉米·卡特开始当总统时就在这里了

You'd think a sport with a bunch of white boys

按理说大家都会以为这种一帮白人男孩

beating each other up would be more popular in Texas

互相揍对方的运动在德州会更流行呢

So you want to head out

怎么样要走了吗

Oh my grandson's been wanting some weights

我外孙一直想要哑铃

Sheldon

谢尔顿吗

Hell can't he just lift a soup can or something

他不能举个即食汤罐头之类的吗

The other grandson The pretty one with the hair

另一个外孙啦长发帅气的那个

Ah All right Well send him by

行吧让他来

We'll give him the family and friends discount

我会给他亲友折扣

How big a discount

折扣有多大呢

Well uh depends on uh how much fun we have tonight

那就得看... 今晚我们玩得有多开心了

Are you putting a price on my affections

你这在利用我的感情定价吗

Yeah kinda

要这么说也行

You're gonna regret it

那你会后悔的

I'm really fun

因为老娘可好玩了

Cooper residence

库珀公馆

Hello Sheldon Dr Sturgis

-你好啊谢尔顿 -你好斯特吉斯博士

I'd love to talk to you but I'm right in the middle

我很愿意跟你聊可是我正看

of Star Trek The Next Generation It's a good one

《星际旅行:下一代》看到半截这集很精彩

Geordi goes missing

乔迪失踪了

but Wesley Crusher has a plan to use neutrinos to locate him

但卫斯理·柯洛夏计划用中微子来找到他

since they'd be visible to Geordi's visor

因为乔迪的护目镜能看到中微子

I was actually calling to speak to your father

其实我是打来跟你爸爸说话的

But I'm glad you're having fun with your friends

但你跟朋友们玩得开心我也很高兴

Hang on I'll go get him

稍等我去叫他

Dad Phone call

爸爸有电话找你

Even though Dr Sturgis was confused

虽然斯特吉斯博士没懂我在说什么

one day Wesley Crusher really would be my friend

但后来卫斯理·柯洛夏真的变成了我的朋友

威尔惠顿饰演

该角色由也在《生活大爆炸》出现的演员

Neat huh

很厉害吧

Hey John

你好啊约翰

George John Sturgis here

乔治我是约翰·斯特吉斯

That's why I said "Hey John "

所以我才说"你好啊约翰"

Great

很好

I was wondering if we could go out for a beer and talk

不知道你有没有空一起出去喝啤酒聊聊天

Oh Well aren't we talking right now

我们现在不是已经在聊了吗

Yes but we had so much fun last time

是啊可是我们上次玩得很愉快

I thought we could do it again

我想再跟你一起去玩

Gee John last time you got drunk

天啊约翰上次你喝醉了

and threw up in my glove compartment

然后吐在我车子副驾置物柜里了

Did I

有吗

Well while I don't remember any of that happening

虽然我完全不记得有发生过这事

I promise to be on my best behavior

但我保证我一定会好好表现

And the drinks are on me

酒钱我来付

Na zdrowie

"那四桌尾牙"

That's uh "to our health" In Russian

这是俄语祝酒词意思是"祝健康"

This is not the place to talk Russian

这里不适合说俄语

So what's up

所以最近怎么样啊

Well Sheldon has been doing extraordinarily well

谢尔顿在大学物理课的成绩

in his college physics class

可以说是十分出色

I know He made me put his test up on the fridge

我知道他让我把考试成绩贴在冰箱上

next to Missy's drawing of her hand as a turkey

跟米希用手来当模板画火鸡的画并列

So uh the university has taken notice of Sheldon's talents

大学注意到了谢尔顿的才能

and they would very much like him to enroll full time

他们非常希望他能入学当全日制大学生

Yeah we've been down this road John

约翰我们聊过这事情了

Sheldon's only ten

谢尔顿只有十岁

Mary and I both have jobs We just can't make it work

我跟玛丽都得工作我们无法兼顾

Well that's why they asked me to speak to you

所以他们找我来跟你谈啊

They're looking to sweeten the pot

他们有兴趣"往锅里加糖"

That's a gambling metaphor

这是赌博用语

A lesser known version is "Sweeten the kitty "

还有个比较少听到的版本是"给猫加糖"

I assume the difference is regional

用词大概是随地区而不同吧

but I'm no etymologist

我也不是语源学家说不准

This beer is yummy Mmm

这啤酒真好喝啊

So what are they offering John

你就说他们打算给多少好处吧约翰

They thought it would be easier on the family

他们认为如果请你到大学工作

if you were employed at the university

这样也能减轻你们家的负担

Really Yes that way you could drive Sheldon

-真的吗 -是啊而且这样你就能送谢尔顿上学

and keep an eye on him while he's there

他在学校的时候你也能照看他

But I'm a football coach

但我是个橄榄球教练啊

Does the school even have a team

你们大学有队伍吗

Oh yes they do

有大学有

They they don't win much

虽然他们没多少胜绩

but they lead the league in injuries

不过伤兵数倒是领先全联盟呢

Well guess that's a thing Okay

好吧可能这也算种追求吧

Anyway I believe they're willing to uh

另外我相信学校也很乐意

exceed your current salary by a substantial amount

给你远超你目前薪水的高额薪水

Is that so

是这样吗

Yes

是的

They thought it would incentivize you

他们认为这能给你动力

Well John they're not wrong

约翰他们认为得很对

Excellent

太好了

Na zdrowie

"那四桌尾牙"

What the hell Na zdrowie

管他呢 "那四桌尾牙"

How was Dr Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士怎么样了

He's fine

他很好

What did you two talk about

你们聊什么了

I don't know S Stuff

没什么就聊点事

Science stuff

科学的事情吗

No Just regular stuff

不是就普通的事情

Ooh I bet he talked about me What did he say about me

我猜他聊了我他说我什么事了

Sheldon everything isn't about you

谢尔顿全天下不是只有你的事

Okay Go to your room

好了吗回你房间去

Yes sir

是的大人

What'd y'all talk about

你们聊什么了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

The university wants to offer me a coaching job

大学愿意提供我教练职位

if it'll help to get Sheldon to go there full time

只要我们能答应让谢尔顿去全日制读书

We talked about this

我们聊过这个了

College might be too much for him I know

-现在让他去上大学有点负担太重了 -我知道

That's why I'd be there you know

所以才让我在那里能陪伴他啊懂吧

to help him over the rough spots

能协助他度过遭遇的困难

I don't know George

这样好吗乔治

Can't hurt to see what the offer is

听听人家愿意给的好处也没损失啊

There are more important things than money

世界上还有很多比钱更重要的事

That's cute You should knit that on a pillow

好傻好天真你应该把你的话织到枕头上

Maybe I'll push that pillow over your face

或许我会用那枕头闷死你

Scuse me You Mr Ballard

打扰了您是巴拉德先生吗

Yeah that'd be me

是的正是在下

I'm Georgie Connie Tucker's grandson

我叫小乔治康妮·塔克的外孙

Oh yeah

是你啊

The hair Very pretty

那一头秀发可真帅

Hang on a second I got to deal with this guy okay

稍等我先去照顾这个客户行吗

Take your time So here you go

-你慢慢来 -来给

Here's the rod you were asking about

这就是你要的鱼竿

Now that's a good choice

是个很棒的选择

Very solid

坚固耐用

And then I just brought this one along to show you

我顺便拿了这只来让你看看

just in case later you know

以免之后呢

you get serious about fishing

你想认真搞垂钓

Well I'm pretty serious

我挺认真啊

Yeah You know I I had that feeling

懂我懂我感觉到了

Wh What's your name

你叫什么名字

Jim Jim

-吉姆 -吉姆

Well Jim this rod is a little pricey

吉姆这根鱼竿比较贵一点

It's double the cost of that one

是另外一根的双倍价格

but it's worth every penny

但绝对物超所值

And uh it's the rod I use

我自己也是用这一根

Well then that's the one I want

那我就要买这根

Well that's a good choice

选得好

There you go

给你

Now with a rod like this you want to use live bait

你要用活饵配这种高级鱼竿

and we don't carry that here

我们这里不卖

But down the street is Ed's Bait and Tackle Shop

但你沿着这条街走有一家艾德饵料渔具店

And if you tell him Dale sent you he'll take care of you

如果你告诉他是戴尔介绍的他会给你优惠

I appreciate that

谢谢你

So take her over there to Bernice

把它拿到柏妮丝那里

and she'll ring you up Thanks

-她会帮你结账 -谢谢

And and bring me back some catfish

帮我带回来几条鲶鱼

You bet

没问题

Yeah

太棒了

You're a really good salesman

你真的是一名很好的推销员

Well yeah Not only that

是啊不仅如此

I get a kickback on everybody I send down to Ed's

介绍给艾德店的客人我能拿到回扣

You're awesome

你太厉害了

I know

我知道

35 cents off Goober

谷博便宜了35美分

What's Goober

谷博是什么

Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar

花生和草莓的混合果酱

Think about how much time we'd save

想想能帮我们省多少时间

Dale give you a good price on those weights

戴尔把那些哑铃便宜卖你了吗

Better He gave me a job

比那更好他给了我一份工作

Damn He did have fun last night

看来他昨晚跟我玩得十分开心啊

What kind of job Salesman

-什么工作 -销售员

Well congratulations

恭喜

I'm gonna learn a lot from him

我能从他身上学到很多

He's real good at getting people to spend money

他很擅长让人把钱

on stuff they don't need

花在他们不需要的东西上

Well I don't know if I like the sound of that

我不确定我喜不喜欢你这种做法

You know what I like the sound of Ka ching

你知道我喜欢什么吗收钱的声音

Well thank you

谢谢你

That's a very generous offer

这个条件很吸引人

Let me discuss it with my family

我先跟家人商量一下

and I'll get back to you

再给你答复

Bye

再见

What was that about

电话里说的什么

Are you my family

你是我的家人吗

I don't know

我不知道

I like to think of myself as your work wife

我把自己当做你工作上的妻子

So that's why I wanted to give you a heads up

所以这就是为什么我先来提个醒

I got to tell you George this is a real blow

我不得不说乔治这对我是个打击

Appreciate it But uh yeah you'll find someone

感谢你但你会招到人的

There's a lot of good coaches out there

有很多其他的好教练

Not you Sheldon

不是说你是谢尔顿

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I thought everyone would be thrilled for him to leave

我以为他要走大家都会很开心

Don't get me wrong

别误会我的意思

your kid is a royal pain in the ass

你的孩子是万人嫌没错

I have a problem with this permission slip

对于这张家长回执我有意见

You didn't cut them in half evenly

你没把它平均裁成两张

Mine has two holes and Derek here just has one

我的有两个洞德瑞克的只有一个

Then trade

那你跟他换

Then Derek will have two holes and mine will have one

这样德瑞克的就会有两个洞而我的只有一个

You're not going to the water park anyway

你本来也没要参加水上乐园活动啊

However his state test scores are so extraordinary

然而他的成绩实在太出色了

the school actually gets more funding because of it

学校因为有他获得了更多的预算

You serious

你说真的吗

Serious as the fire alarms which are now functional

跟火灾报警器一样真因为有钱修好了

And always were if anyone asks

如果有人问起来就说一直都是好的

I don't know what to tell you Tom

我不知道该怎么说汤姆

They're offering me a pretty nice raise

他们给我加的工资十分可观

Well I can't afford to lose Sheldon

我不能失去谢尔顿

so what's it gonna take to keep y'all here George

所以要什么条件才能留下你们呢乔治

Thank you

谢谢你

I will discuss it with my family and get back to you

我先跟家人商量一下再给你答复

Good

好的

Bit of a kerfuffle at the church today

今天教堂发生点小动乱

Pastor Jeff promised Patricia Richards

牧师杰夫答应帕特丽夏·理查兹

she could sing "How Great Thou Art" On Sunday

可以在周日唱《祢真伟大》

but I had already printed in the bulletin

但我已经在公告栏公告

that Karen Baker was gonna sing it

是由凯伦·贝克唱

They agreed to a duet but it was touch and go

她们同意二重唱但当时气氛还挺紧张的

What's a kerfuffle

什么是小动乱

Not that

反正她说的不是

Hey How was your first day at work

第一天上班怎么样

Amazing

棒极了

I made $38 on commissions alone

单是佣金我就拿了38美元

Well good for you

不错啊

What's for dinner

晚饭吃什么

Meatloaf

肉饼

Oh I think I'm gonna go out to eat

我还是出去吃吧

No you are not

不不行

We're having dinner as a family

我们全家人要一起吃晚饭

Yeah but I got money now and I can do what I want

没错但我现在有钱了我想做什么就做什么

And what I want is a chimichanga at Chi Chi's

我现在想去奇奇餐厅吃墨西哥炸卷饼

I want a chimichanga from Chi Chi's

我也想吃奇奇餐厅的墨西哥炸卷饼

They do have a good margarita

他们家的玛格丽塔很好喝

You are eating here So are you

你得在家吃你也是

I don't care what you do

你去哪吃我懒得管

Later

回见

Georgie Cooper

小乔治·库珀

Do not walk out of that door

你敢出那道门试试

Georgie

小乔治

That's a kerfuffle

这才算小动乱

Missy let this be a lesson to you

米希这件事告诉我们

The love of money is the root of all evil

爱财是万恶之源

You would not believe the wheelin' and dealin' I did today

你们不会相信我今天是怎么讨价还价的

I'm playing the high school

我让我在职的高中

and the university against each other

和那所大学互相较劲

Hey what do you say we go out to dinner

我们出去吃晚饭怎么样

Chi Chi's is good

奇奇餐厅就不错

Ooh chimichangas

墨西哥炸卷饼

校长室

I've asked you all here because we got a situation

我把你们都叫来是因为出了点小状况

George Cooper's considering a job at a college and

乔治·库珀在考虑一份大学的工作...

taking Sheldon with him

然后把谢尔顿也带走

Yes Is it far away

-太好了 -离这儿远吗

I hope it's far away Maybe it's overseas

-我希望离这儿很远 -也许去国外

Like Fiji Hold your horses

-比如斐济 -先别激动

If Sheldon walks out that door our test scores drop hard

如果谢尔顿走了学校的成绩就会骤降

That affects funding which affects your salaries

会影响到学校预算从而影响你们的工资

Well how can we help

那我们要怎么帮忙

Y'all need to make George and Sheldon so happy here

你们要让乔治和谢尔顿在这待得开心

they want to stay

乐不思蜀

Oh come on

得了吧

Isn't there anything else we can do

还有没有别的选择

Yeah Mr Givens

有吉文斯

You could do a better job at teaching the other students

你可以把你其他学生教得成绩好点

so we don't rely on one boy to pull up everyone's grades

我们就不用靠一个小男孩拉高所有人的成绩了

Fine We'll be nice to Sheldon

好吧我会对谢尔顿好点的

I've been working for the big man

我一直为主工作

All the livelong day

日复一日

I've been working for the big man

我一直为主工作

Just to wash my sins away

洗刷我的罪孽

Hey Mary What's up

玛丽什么事

Can I speak with you about a spiritual matter

我能跟你说一件精神方面的事吗

My sweet spot Sit

我最擅长的领域请坐

What's the buzz

有啥事儿啊

Tell me what's a happenin'

告诉我发生了什么

Jesus Christ Superstar

《万世巨星》

It's a great show

真是一部伟大的音乐剧

I'm concerned George and Georgie

我有点担心乔治和小乔治

might be succumbing to the sin of greed

可能会犯贪婪之罪

Ooh that's a biggie

那可有点严重

Ever since Georgie started making money

自从小乔治开始赚钱

he's been very disrespectful

他就很不尊重人

Meanwhile my husband's so busy trying to land a better job

同时我丈夫忙于找一个更好的工作

he doesn't even care how it might affect Sheldon

他都不在乎会对谢尔顿造成什么影响

I'm sorry to hear that

听到这些我深表遗憾

In Luke 12 15 Jesus says

就像《路加福音》12章15节耶稣对他们说

"Watch out Be on your guard against all kinds of greed

"你们要注意要提防一切贪婪

Life does not consist in an abundance of possessions "

一个人的生命不在于他财产的丰厚"

I know but it seems like the whole world

我知道但好像全世界

is sending the opposite message

都在宣扬相反的价值观

Don't I know it

谁说不是呢

Just the other day I was at the mall

就在前几天我在商场

and a toaster oven caught my eye

看中了一个吐司烤箱

Next thing you know I was in line to buy it

我都已经排着队要结账了

and I realized I have a toaster

然后我意识到我已经有烤吐司机

and I have an oven What am I doing

家里也有烤箱我在干什么

Turns out Satan doesn't just hide out

原来撒旦不仅仅是躲在

in honky tonks and casinos

廉价酒吧和赌场

Sometimes he's in the appliance section of Sears

有时他也出现在百货商店的家电部

Well if it's everywhere how can we fight it

如果他无处不在我们该如何反抗呢

We may not be able to control the world

我们也许没能力控制世界

but we can control our homes

但我们可以掌控自己的家

It's up to us to create an environment

由我们自己来打造一个

where the sin of greed can find no purchase

贪婪之罪无法引诱我们买买买的环境

Is that what you've done in your home

你在自己家里就是这么做的吗

Well I do make my toast vertically

我烤吐司时确实是还是用老式吐司机

two slices at a time

每次两片这么烤

Take that Satan

问你怕了没撒旦

Then Geordi goes missing

然后乔迪失踪了

but Wesley Crusher has a plan to use neutrinos to locate him

但卫斯理·柯洛夏计划利用中微子来找到他

均客串过《生活大爆炸》

这两个角色的剧版演员威尔·惠顿和勒瓦·伯顿

since they'd be visible to Geordi's visor

因为乔迪的护目镜能看到中微子

Is that so

真的假的

It is

真的

I recorded the episode

我把这集录下来了

I'll show it to you tonight

今晚就放给你看

That's okay

不用啦

You did such a good job explaining it

你已经解释得很清楚了

I feel like I saw it

感觉我已经亲眼看过了呢

You're still seeing it

你还是得亲自看一遍

What's this

这是什么

"Reserved for Coach Cooper "

"库珀教练的预留车位"

Would you look at that

你快看啊

They gave me a parking spot right by the door

他们给了我一个紧靠入口的车位

Why

为什么

I guess they're starting to appreciate

我想他们是开始感谢

my talents around here

学校有我这种人才

Why

为什么

Oh There's my man

我的好小伙来了

Where

在哪

You silly

你呀小笨蛋

I'm neither a man nor silly but all right

我既不是成年小伙也不笨不过行吧

You're so funny Sheldon

你太幽默了谢尔顿

Oh well that I am

这倒是真的

These are the flyers for the canned food drive

这是捐罐头食品慈善活动的传单

And Sheldon you'll be happy to know

谢尔顿你听了一定会高兴

I made sure they were cut perfectly

我确保了传单都切得大小完全一致

so that each one has exactly one and a half holes

所以每张上面都正好有一个半的洞

But mine has half a hole on the top

但我的半个洞在上面

and Derek's here has half a hole on the bottom

而德里克的半个洞是在下面

Ooh What do we have here

这是什么好东西呀

Hey how come you get to park by the door

你凭什么分到入口旁边的车位

Don't bother me Wayne I'm sitting

别烦我韦恩我坐得正爽呢

And you got a new chair too

你还有新椅子吗

Are we going to watch an educational film

我们准备看教育影片吗

We're gonna watch Star Trek

是要看《星际旅行》哦

Star Trek in school

在学校看《星际旅行》吗

Wowie Zowie

我勒个乖乖

《星际旅行》中常出现的感叹词

What's here

这又是什么

Ooh a golden whistle

金哨子耶

What the hell is going on

你到底是走了什么狗屎运

You wanted to see me

您要见我吗

When don't I want to see you Sheldon Come in

我任何时候都想见到你呀谢尔顿快进来

I have something I'd like to give you

我有样东西要给你

This is a key to the faculty restroom

这是教职工洗手间的钥匙

No students allowed

学生不准进入

One person at a time

每次只能进去一人

And unlike the other restrooms

而且跟其它洗手间不同

this one gets cleaned every night

这一间每晚都有人清洁干净

Thank you

谢谢

No Sheldon

不谢尔顿

Thank you

我谢你才对

You're welcome

不客气

教职工洗手间

It's all yours

任你使用啦

I think this show is teaching you bad lessons

我觉得这个节目会教坏你

Don't worry I'm a slow learner

别担心我学东西很慢

Fascinating

太美妙了

Is that Goober Where did you get that

那是谷博吗你从哪弄来的

Georgie got it for me He's rich now

小乔治买给我的他现在成大款了

That is it

够了

I am taking this house back from the devil

我要从魔鬼手中夺回这个家

I've been accused of overreacting from time to time

不时有人说我这个人反应过度

But perhaps it's hereditary because look at my mommy go

但没准是遗传的不信你看我妈这架势

It's a sin [这是罪] - Pet shop boys

魔鬼辣火腿

乘船旅行

点织成金

What happened to all our stuff

我们家的东西都去哪了

Mom went nuts and took everything away

老妈发疯把东西全都没收了

How am I supposed to watch Professor Proton

这下我还怎么看《质子教授》啊

All my music and magazines are gone

我的卡带和杂志全都不见了

Where is your mother

你妈人呢

You want to explain yourself

你想自己解释解释吗

I am taking our house back from the forces of evil

我要把我们家从邪恶势力手中夺回来

What's evil about Black Sabbath

黑色安息日乐队哪里邪恶了

You're not helping

你举这个例子就是火上浇油

Greed has entered into your hearts

贪婪已经侵蚀了你们的内心

especially you two

尤其是你们俩

It has not

怎么可能

Is that a gold whistle

那是金哨子吗

Huh No

啥不是啊

It's it's a gift

是... 是别人送的

Now where's our stuff

我们的东西在哪

We want it back

快还给我们

I'm not telling

我才不告诉你呢

Mary don't make me ask again

玛丽别逼我问第二遍

Or what

不然你能怎样

What

干嘛

Your daughter lost her mind and we want to watch TV

你女儿失心疯了我们想看电视

But Uh Dale's coming over

可是戴尔要来我家

Great Love that guy

-太好了 -我喜欢那哥们

Okay we got a problem

我们得来谈谈

I don't know what kind of

我不知道你在

religious gobbledygook you're going through

经历什么宗教发疯期

but it is starting to affect me

但开始影响到我了

Your hands aren't clean in this I beg your pardon

-这事你也不无辜 -你说什么

Your new friend Dale is encouraging Georgie

你的新朋友戴尔鼓励小乔治

to be obsessed with money

沉迷金钱

Your husband's no good at it

你老公没本事赚钱

You ought to be happy your son is

你儿子会赚钱你该烧高香才是

George is no prize either

乔治也不是什么好东西

Not worrying about what's right for Sheldon

完全不考虑怎样对谢尔顿才有利

Well what do you think is right for him

那你觉得怎样对他才是好呢

Honestly

说实话

I don't know

我不知道

I know that he's bored in high school

我知道他待在高中很无聊

but he's just so young for college

但他还这么小怎么去上大学

Well it sounds like they're trying to set George up there for him

但他们不是想办法安排乔治去那里工作来陪他吗

I know

我知道啊

Maybe it's me

可能问题在我身上

Maybe I'm not ready for my baby to grow up

可能我还不能接受我的小宝贝长大

No mother ever is

没有当妈的能

I just want to keep my family safe

我就想保护好我的家人

I know

我知道

But at some point you got to let them go

但迟早你得放手让他们去飞

And then one day if you're lucky

然后有一天如果你够幸运

they'll move across the street from you

他们会搬到你家对面

and absolutely ruin your life

彻底毁了你的生活

Seriously get those people out of my house

说真的快把那几个电灯泡赶出我家

Okay

好

Eventually my mother relented

最后我妈让步了

and returned our things with a few minor adjustments

把东西都还给了我们但做了一些小调整

What's The Moosewood Gang

《慕斯伍德帮》是什么鬼

They solve mysteries while they learn about God

他们边学习与上帝有关的知识边解开谜团

Great

真好啊

《重生》

黑色安息日

Georgie got his music back

小乔治也拿回了音乐卡带

What the hell is this

这是什么魔音穿脑啊

And as for college

至于上大学的事

my mother and father discussed it

我爸妈经过一番讨论后

and decided that ten was too young

决定十岁还是太小了

So I didn't start till the ripe old age of 11

所以我直到11岁高龄才去上大学

In the meantime

与此同时

教职工洗手间

I had the key to one sweet bathroom

我仍拥有那间完美洗手间的钥匙

吐司烤箱

多功能烤箱

Lord give me strength

主啊求你赐予我力量

I'm sorry God I'm weak

对不起上帝我意志力薄弱