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You're up early

你醒很早啊

What

什么

What

什么鬼

Will you marry Yeah I heard the question

-你愿意嫁给... -我有听到你的问题

Why are you asking it

你为什么要问这个

Well 'cause I love you

因为我爱你啊

Do ya

你有吗

I think so

有吧

You were just on a date with another girl

你刚刚还跟另一个女生在约会

Yeah and I could be at her place right now

对啊我现在本可以在她家呢

but instead I'm here with you

但我却在你身旁

Oh well thank you for your sacrifice

真是谢谢你的牺牲啊

I'm 18 years old believe me

我一个18岁小伙你相信我

that's a sacrifice

这绝对是重大牺牲

Oh great Are you happy

这下好了你满意了吗

Maybe she's crying because her mom

她哭或许是因为她妈妈

don't want to marry her dad

不愿意嫁给她爸爸

Or maybe she's crying

她在哭也有可能是因为

'cause her mom wants to strangle her dad

她妈妈想勒死她爸爸

Hey there birthday boy

你来啦生日男孩

What're you doing home so early

你怎么这么早就回家了

Apparently wasting my time

貌似是回来浪费时间了

You cannot just show up here and spring a proposal on me

你不可以说来就来说求婚就求婚啊

You proposed

你求婚啦

Don't worry It won't happen again

不用担心不会有下次了

So when's the wedding

婚礼选哪天呢

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

What are you doing

你在干嘛呢

Dad and I are watching Star Trek

爸爸跟我在看《星际旅行》

I guess I'm watching Star Trek

看来是我独自在看《星际旅行》

Want me to watch with you

想我陪你一起看吗

Sure Let me catch you up

当然我给你前情提要一下

The Enterprise is traveling to Eminiar VII

进取号航行到埃米尼尔七星

to resolve their war with the neighboring Vendikar

想解决他们与邻星维迪卡之间的战争

But Kirk suspects that instead of having a real war

但柯克怀疑双方并不是在真正打仗

the Eminiaries and the Vendikaries

埃米尼尔与维迪卡之间

are having a computer simulated conflict

只是很认真地在打计算机模拟战争

In Kirk's opinion

柯克认为

by keeping the horrors of war at arm's length

这么做反而减弱了对战争的恐惧

they're simply prolonging it

使得战争绵延不绝

Let me ask you something

我问你个问题

Answers are my thing Go for it

我就是解答达人你问吧

Do you really believe in all this space alien stuff

你真的相信这些宇宙外星人之类的东西吗

Well it's simple probability theory

这只是很简单的概率问题啊

There are over a hundred billion stars in our galaxy

在我们这个星系里就有上千亿颗星球

So it's likely that a few of them could support life

有个几颗能支持生命存在的星球几率不小吧

or even technological civilization

甚至可能是有科技的文明

And did Jesus die for their sins as well

耶稣也为了它们的罪而死吗

You have your stories I have mine

你有你相信的故事我也有我的

Whew Sounds like Georgie's home

小乔治好像到家了

George wake up

乔治醒醒

Watch Star Trek with your son

好好陪你儿子看《星际旅行》

What's happening

演到哪了

Well the Enterprise is traveling to Eminiar VII

进取号航行到埃米尼尔七星

to resolve their war with the neighboring Vendikar

想解决他们与邻星维迪卡之间的战争

However Kirk suspects that instead of fighting a real war

但柯克怀疑双方并不是在真正打仗

the Eminiaries and the Vendikaries

埃米尼尔与维迪卡之间

are fighting a computer simulated conflict

只是很认真地在打计算机模拟战争

Uh uh Stay awake I'm awake

-不许睡醒醒 -我醒着呢

Georgie what

-小乔治 -干嘛

I just want to wish you a happy birthday

我就想来祝你生日快乐

Thanks

谢谢啊

Everything okay

你没事吧

I don't want to talk about it

我不想聊

You and Amber have a fight

你跟安珀吵架了吗

We broke up

我们分手了

Oh no

怎么会

I'm sorry

心疼你

Maybe it's a good thing because you and Mandy and CeeCee

或许也不是坏事你与曼蒂还有丝丝

make such a cute little family

是个多么有爱的小家庭啊

You know I see the way she's been looking at you

告诉你我有注意到她看你的眼神

Stop I mean it

-别说了 -我是说真的

I think she's ready to give you another chance

我觉得她已经准备好再给你一次机会

Yeah maybe I should just ask her to marry me

是啊或许我应该向她求婚

Well

这个嘛...

you don't want to scare her off

但也不要唐突佳人吧

Georgie usually comes over and feeds her in the morning

小乔治通常早上会过来喂她

But I think he's mad at me

但他好像在生我气

Yeah you reject a guy's marriage proposal

是啊当你拒绝男人的求婚

they tend to take it personal

他们很容易走心

You speaking from experience

你这是经验之谈吗

I've broken a couple of hearts in my day

老娘当年也让不少人心碎过

He just caught me off guard That's all

他太突然我只是有一点吓到

And now that you've had time what do you think

现在你有时间好好想了你怎么觉得

Why does it have to be all or nothing

为什么只能这么极端

I get that he's mad at me

我能理解他不爽我

I just didn't think he'd stop showing up for his daughter

但我没想到他会就这么不来喂自己闺女

Oh he'll come around He just needs to cool off

让他冷静过后他就会想通

Let me ask Mom

我问问看妈妈

can I go to the movies on Saturday

我这周六可以去看电影吗

Sure

当然

She said yes

她答应了

Okay it's a date

好的那就这么约啦

Who was that

谁啊

Britney Perkins

布兰妮·珀金斯

She that uh chunky one with the headgear

她是那个头箍牙套小胖妹吗

No she's a cheerleader and her teeth are beautiful

不是她是啦啦队的而且还有一口好牙

And and she asked you out

然后她... 约你出去吗

What do you know about Britney Perkins

你对布兰妮·珀金斯有何认识

That's her right there

这个就是她

She's cute

她很可爱

And this was before her boobs came in

这还是她长胸之前呢

So she's just messing with Billy

所以她在耍比利

She might've asked him out

她也有可能是真的约他啊

Okay she's messing with him

好啦她在耍他

You friends with this girl

你跟这个女生是朋友吗

I wish She is so popular

我倒想呢她可超受欢迎

One time she said she liked my outfit

有一次她说喜欢我穿的那件衣服

I wore it for a week

我穿了整整一周

What am I gonna do

我该怎么办

You could tell Billy he's too young to date

你可以跟比利说他还太小不可以约会

That's good

这招好

You might be the coolest person in this house

你很可能是你家最酷的那个人

Low bar but thanks

未免太容易但还是谢谢

Dr Linkletter I need to talk to you

林克莱特博士我需要跟你谈谈

Are we in my office

我们在我办公室了吗

不在

Then these are not my office hours

那现在就不是我的办公时间

Are you using my love of schedules against me

你是利用我对时间表的尊重来治我吗

Oh yes

没错

Well done

高招

Dr Linkletter I need to talk to you Great

-林克莱特博士我需要跟你聊聊 -真棒啊

Do you think you could get me access to the telescope room

你有门路让我能进望远镜观测室吗

I want to search for exoplanets that could support life

我想寻找能够支持生命存在的星球

Are you feeling homesick

你想家了吗

Are you implying that I'm from another planet Yes

-你是在暗指我来自外星球吗 -没错

Compliment accepted

我接受你的夸奖

Now about the telescope room

说回望远镜观测室

I was watching Star Trek and it got me thinking

我看《星际旅行》的时候想到...

Sheldon searching for life

谢尔顿尝试寻找

on other planets isn't serious science

其他星球上的生命不是什么正经科学

Leave that to the tinfoil hat brigade

把这种事留给阴谋论大军干吧

But statistically given the number of stars and planets

但从统计学角度来看有那么多恒星与行星

it's likely we could find one capable of supporting life

我们很有希望找到一个能支持生命存在的星球

And if we did it would be the greatest

如果真被我们找到那将会是

scientific discovery of all time

科学史上最伟大的发现

Yes and if I had fruit on my head

如果我也往头上戴水果帽

I'd be Carmen Miranda

我也能成为卡门·米兰达呢

I'm not familiar with that reference

我不太懂你这个哏

She sang and danced with fruit on her head

以在电影中戴着水果帽歌舞闻名的女星

Why would she have fruit on her head

她为什么头上要戴水果啊

I don't know in case she got hungry

我哪知道为防自己肚子饿吧

It's not gonna happen Sheldon

别做梦了谢尔顿

How can you just dismiss a line of inquiry out of hand

你怎么能直接无视一个调查方向

Sheldon sometimes I say no just for kicks

谢尔顿我有时会为了爽而拒绝人

This time it's for your own good

但这次是为了你好而拒绝

Scientists who pursue little green men get laughed at

所有追寻小绿人的科学家都成为了笑柄

Well I care about science not my reputation

我在乎的是科学而不是我个人名誉

And if you're not willing to help me

如果你不愿意帮我

I know someone who is

那我知道还有谁能帮我

We'll be mocked by physicists

我们会被物理学家

engineers even mathematicians

工程师甚至数学家们嘲笑的

And they don't just say you're an idiot

他们不会光说你是个傻逼

they prove it

他们还会证明

And if I had fruit on my head I'd be Carmen Miranda

如果我头上有水果我还能变成卡门·米兰达呢

What

什么

I didn't understand it either

我也没懂这个哏

Hey Hi

-早 -早

Are you okay No

-你还好吗 -不好

Britney Perkins asked me to go to the movies

布兰妮·珀金斯约我去看电影

but my mom says I'm not allowed to date

但我妈妈不准我去约会

because I'm too young

因为我年纪还太小

I'm sure she's just looking out for you

我相信她只是担心你啦

Maybe I could sneak out and still go with her

或许我可以偷溜出门去找她

Don't do that

别这么做

You sneak out of your house

你也偷溜出自己家啊

Because I'm a troubled kid You're not

我是问题儿童但你又不是

But this is the first time a girl's ever asked me out

但这是第一次有女生来约我

Billy she doesn't like you

比利她并没有喜欢你

What do you mean

这话什么意思

She's having a party at her house on Saturday

她这周六要在家里办派对

She's not going to the movies

她不会去看电影的

It's a prank

只是在整你罢了

I'm sorry It's okay

-别难过 -没关系啦

I'll go to the movies with you

我可以陪你去看电影啊

You don't have to do that

你不用这样啦

I want to It'll be fun

我愿意啊会很好玩吧

But aren't you going to her party

那你不去她的派对了吗

I wasn't invited

她也没邀请我啊

Which is fine 'cause she's a bitch

但这又如何呢她就是个贱人

Wow You are troubled

你还真是个问题少女呢

President Hagemeyer we have a problem

哈格迈尔校长我们有个问题

What now Sheldon

又怎么了谢尔顿

The Yoo hoos in the vending machine aren't cold enough

贩卖机里的巧克力饮料不够冰吗

Actually they aren't

还真的不够冰

but we'll table that for later

但这件事稍后再说

I need telescope time to search for exoplanets

我想要使用天文望远镜的许可来搜索系外行星

and Dr Linkletter and Dr Sturgis have denied my request

林克莱特博士与斯特吉斯博士都拒绝了我

Why They said that kind of research

-为什么 -他们说这种研究

would expose both me and the university to criticism

只会给我和学校招致非议

Well that's outrageous

怎么可能呢

So you'll give me access

那你允许我使用吗

Gosh no I want to but

当然不行我也想但是

I'm just the president

我只是区区校长

Use of the telescope has to be approved by a science advisor

使用望远镜必须得到科学顾问的批准

Is that true

真有其事吗

Does it sound true

听起来像真事吗

I suppose it does Then I suppose it is

-像吧 -那就是真有其事

Why did I even come to you

我干嘛浪费时间来找你

Remember that next time

所以下次记得别来了

Just a warning she's gonna get some shots today

提醒一下她今天要打针

Okay kid

听着宝宝

You don't cry I don't cry

你不哭妈妈就不哭

Actually I'm gonna cry either way but you don't cry

其实妈妈无论如何都会哭的但你别哭哦

Hey

我来了

Wasn't sure you were coming

我都不确定你会来

Well I'm here

我这不是来了吗

You must be Mr McAllister

你就是麦卡利斯特先生吧

She's McAllister I'm Cooper Can you not

-是她姓麦卡利斯特我姓库珀 -别闹行吗

Well I just don't want her to think we're married

我只是生怕她误会我们是夫妻啦

I know how embarrassing that'd be for you

我知道那会让你觉得很丢人

That is not what I said

我没这么说

We're not married

我们没结婚

Really not my business

不关我的事

It might be

说不定与你有关

You're a pediatrician he's being a child

你是儿科医生他像小孩一样在耍幼稚

How does wanting us to be a family make me a child

我想我们成为一家人怎么就是耍幼稚了

You really want to have this fight in front of a stranger

你真想在陌生人面前吵架吗

Married people fight all the time right

已婚人士总是吵个不停啊不是吗

Uh You don't have to answer that

你不用回答这个问题

And no they don't

他们并没有

Actually I said don't answer

-其实... -老娘不是叫你别回答吗

While it was nice to have President Hagemeyer on my side

哈尔迈尔校长愿意力挺我是很好啦

I still needed to find an advisor to approve my research

但我仍需要顾问的批准才能进行研究

Some intrepid soul who was unafraid of

一个英勇无畏者

tarnishing their reputation by taking a chance

无惧声誉受损敢于给予睿智之人

on a brilliant mind and a bold untested idea

和未经证实的理论机会

不

Exoplanets

系外行星

Nah

开什么玩笑

没门

Dr Evans I have No

-埃文斯博士我想... -不行

Eight noes three belly laughs

经历了八次拒绝三次捧腹大笑

and one professor who pretended not to speak English later

和一位教授假装不会说英语之后

I found my man

我终于找到了那个人

Excuse me Dr Prakash

打扰了普拉卡什博士

I'm Sheldon Cooper Of course

-我是谢尔顿·库珀 -是你啊

I've heard a lot about you

我听说过你很多事

And I've heard nothing about you

但我从没听过你的事

Dr Prakash I'm on the hunt for a mentor

普拉卡什博士我在寻找一位导师

who's not afraid to challenge

此人要敢于挑战

entrenched scientific paradigms

根深蒂固的科学范式

Well mainstream science has always been

主流科学确实一直受到

threatened by new ideas

新观点的威胁

True Like Galileo being imprisoned

没错像伽利略就因为

for his heliocentric model of the universe

宣传日心说而被监禁

And did you know Semmelweis was put in an asylum

那你知道塞麦尔维斯医生

for suggesting that doctors wash their hands

因为建议医生们洗手就被关进了精神病院吗

I did Did you know that Michael Servetus

我知道你知道弥贵尔·塞尔维特医生

discovered pulmonary circulation and was burned at the stake

因发现了肺循环而被处以火刑吗

Or Henry Oldenburg was arrested

还有亨利·奥尔登伯格被逮捕...

Arrested as a spy for corresponding with scientists

他因与其他国家的科学家通信

from other countries

而被当做间谍逮捕

This isn't a competition

这不是比赛好吗

Oh I thought we were bonding

我以为我们是在联络感情

Fair enough We're bonding

好吧我们就是在联络感情

How would you feel about joining me

你有兴趣加入我的开拓性研究

in the groundbreaking search for exoplanets

寻找可能存在生命的

that could support life

系外行星吗

I'd love it

我非常乐意

How would you feel about joining me

你想和我一起寻找

in finding subatomic particles

能实现时光倒流的

that move backwards in time

亚原子粒子吗

You mean tachyons Yes

-你是指超光速粒子吗 -是的

That's nonsense Let's get started on my thing

说什么胡话呢赶紧开始我的研究吧

You should know

跟你说一声

I'm replacing you with a more courageous mentor

我要用一位更有胆量的导师取代你

I'm sorry to hear that Sheldon

我很遗憾谢尔顿

One who's not afraid of new ideas

他不惧怕新观点

Great

太好了

Don't think of it as me walking away

别想成是我离你而去了

think of it as you being left behind

想成是你被抛下就好

I'm okay with that

我不介意

Thank you for helping me on my journey

感谢你一路以来对我的帮助

But you're like a rocket booster

但你就像火箭助推器

that must be discarded

我必须丢弃你

for me to reach escape velocity

才能达到逃逸速度

I understand

我明白

I'm walking away now

那我走了

Goodbye

再见

I'm walking backwards

我倒退着走

so it seems like you're fading into obscurity

这样你的身影就会在我眼前渐渐消失

Neat

很好

Take care

保重

Farewell

别了

Ciao

拜拜

Bon voyage

旅途愉快

Arrivederci

回头见

What a charming young man

多么有魅力的年轻人啊

Kook

怪咖

Hello

喂

Oh hi Britney What's up

是布兰妮啊什么事

Saturday

周六

Well actually

其实我...

I'm totally free thanks

我有空谢谢

You're the best

你最好了

Maybe I'm the bitch

可能我才是贱人

Why would you tell the doctor

你干嘛告诉医生

I got pregnant when you were 17

我怀孕的时候你才17岁

She asked what our history was

她问我们的交往历史嘛

Medical history

她是指病史

That was unclear

是她讲话有歧义啊

Oh no

糟了

This is bad I locked the keys in the car

惨了我把钥匙反锁在车里了

But the baby's in there And now you know why it's bad

-但宝宝在车里啊 -这下你知道惨在哪了吧

Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God

死了死了死了怎么办

It's gonna be fine How is it fine

-不会有事的 -怎么可能没事

It's okay I'll break the window

别慌我砸开车窗

Glass'll go everywhere

玻璃碎会溅得到处都是

Right See you are a good mom

对哦你真是个好妈妈

Okay

好吧

CeeCee it's okay

丝丝没事的哦

We got to stay calm Don't let her see us panic

我们得保持镇定别让她看见我们一脸惊恐样

Right Happy faces

你说得对挤出笑容

Hey baby this is normal

宝宝这种情况很正常哦

We're all okay

我们都好好的

We're gonna get you out

我们会把你救出来的

How're we gonna get her out

我们怎么才能把她救出来

I don't know

我不知道啊

Wait I got a bunch of hangers from the laundromat in my car

对了我车上有洗衣店的衣架

I can pick the lock

我可以用来开锁

Go get them

快去拿来

Who has the dumbest mommy in the world

谁的妈妈是头号大白痴呀

You do Yes you do

你哦是你哦

So where exactly is the telescope

望远镜究竟在哪

Hawaii We just access its data

夏威夷我们只能访问数据

And what are we looking for

我们是要找什么

Well you're looking for these numbers here to change

你要注意这些数字有没有变化

that would indicate that the star is dimming

变了就表明星星变黯淡了

possibly because an orbiting planet is passing in front of it

很可能是因为绕其运行的行星刚从前方经过

Star Trek made this seem a lot more fun

这工作在《星际旅行》里有意思多了

Can I get some advice

我有事想问问你的建议

Mm What's up

什么事

I made plans with a friend but then I got the chance

我本来和一个朋友约好了但之后

to do something way cooler with another friend

我又得到机会和另一个朋友做更酷的事

So you want to ditch the first friend for someone else

你想放第一个朋友鸽子和别人出去

Not ditch so much as reschedule

也不是放鸽子啦就是重新安排

I think you know the answer

我想你心里清楚答案是什么

You're right Thanks Dad

你说得对谢了老爸

And I never would've agreed to the first friend

我要是知道第二个朋友会约我

if I knew the second friend was gonna call

我肯定不会答应第一个朋友的

I think you know what you have to do

我想你心里清楚该怎么做

What if it's one of those times

假如这次就是难得的

where I actually have to make the mistake to learn from it

我必须先犯错再从中吸取教训的机会呢

Mom can I get your opinion on something

妈妈有件事我能问你意见吗

Of course sweetie

当然可以宝贝

I'm not just your mother I'm also your friend

我不仅是你妈也是你的朋友呀

Damn it It's okay you got this

-可恶 -没事你能行

Come on

快点

Come on Got it

快点啊成功了

Oh thank you

太谢谢你了

Hi CeeCee

丝丝宝贝

Mommy's here

妈妈来了

You're such a brave little girl Hi

你真勇敢你好呀

The good news is she ain't gonna remember any of this

好消息是她不会留下半分印象和阴影

And we don't have to tell a soul

我们也不用告诉任何人

Pinky swear

拉钩保证

Done

好

And while we're swearing

趁我们在发誓

let's promise not to fight in front of her anymore

顺便也保证以后不再当她的面吵架

Promise

我保证

And uh the next time you're gonna propose

还有你下次准备求婚之前

give me a little warning

稍微提醒我一声

You got it Okay

-没问题 -好咧

Mandy McAllister

曼蒂·麦卡利斯特...

Oh not now

现在别来

Billy can I ask you something

比利我能问你个问题吗

Yeah

问吧

If Britney invited you to her party

如果布兰妮邀请你去她的派对

would you want go to that instead of the movies with me

你会去参加不跟我看电影了吗

不会

Right

好吧

Wait did I get invited

等等我受邀了吗

没有

Oh She invited you

那看来她是邀请你了

Yeah

是的

You should go

你去吧

No we have plans

不行我们都约好了

That's okay

没关系

We'll go to the movies another time

我们改天再一起去看电影

If you're hoping my sister made the noble decision

如果你希望我妹妹做出高尚的决定

you and Billy are about to be sorely disappointed

你和比利都会大失所望

Thanks Billy You're the best

谢了比利你最好了

I heard Sheldon is working with Prakash

我听说谢尔顿在跟普拉卡什合作

Yeah poor Prakash

是啊真同情普拉卡什

Sheldon can be a bit much sometimes

谢尔顿有时真让人受不了

but you have to admit he has a remarkable mind

但你得承认他聪慧过人

As he will be the first to tell you

他会第一个告诉你他有多聪明

I actually miss him

其实我挺想他

I suppose things are a bit more lively

确实有他在时

when he's around

会更热闹一些

Wouldn't it be something if he really did find

他要是真在其他星球上发现了生命

life on other planets

岂不是震惊世人

He would immediately become

他会立刻成为

the most famous scientist in the history of mankind

人类史上最著名的科学家

Where are you going

你去哪

Just to see if he needs any help Wait I'll come with you

-去看看他是否需要帮忙 -等等我跟你一起去

Wait is that something

等等是变化了吗

没有

What about that

那这个呢

No that's within the standard deviation

也不是这在标准偏差范围内

Aha

是吗