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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Do you know if he'll be doing

你知道他会不会

the full color octet calculations

教用矩阵乘法做八色胶子运算吗

I do not

我不知道

Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign

那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗

不会

Do you know anything

那你知道什么吗

Anyone know what happens to baryons

有人知道重子会怎么样吗

Yes Paige

佩吉你说

We can ignore the particle masses

我们可以从个别夸克层级

at the individual quark level Correct

-忽略它的粒子质量 -正确

A unique child can require a lot of attention

一个特殊的孩子可能需要耗费很多注意力

Try all the attention

应该是全部的注意力

Well I think my parents are getting a divorce

我觉得我父母要离婚了

Why ‭They fight all the time

-为什么 -他们总是吵架

About what ‭Mostly me

-吵什么 -大多跟我有关

I guess I'm lucky ‭Why

-那我挺幸运吧 -为什么

I'm the glue that holds our family together

我是维持我家紧密关系的胶水

Hi Sheldon What did you do to your hair

-你好啊谢尔顿 -你的头发怎么弄成这样了

Is this because your parents got divorced

是因为你父母离婚了吗

You're so smart Why are you acting like this

你那么聪明为什么要变成这样

My mom is going on dates

我妈妈出去约会

and my dad is acting like a child

我爸爸表现得像个小孩

It's just hard to care

只是我很难去在乎了

Can I offer you a hot beverage

你要我给你倒一杯热饮吗

Children everywhere are excited by summer vacation

这世上的孩子们都会为暑假感到激动

and I was no exception

我也不例外

Because instead of vacation Bible school with my sister

因为我不用去我姐姐要去的假期读经班

I was headed to the local library

我要去本地图书馆

for a fun filled week of postal delights

享受为期一周充满邮界欢乐的活动

otherwise known as stamp camp

也就是人称邮票夏令营的地方

In 1989 they released dinosaur stamps

1989年的时候他们发行了恐龙邮票

No one cares Come on now

-谁在乎啊 -别这样

He's excited And that gets my stamp of approval

他很期待这件事得到了我赞同的一"票"

I'm using that

这个哏我学起来了

It's going to kill at stamp camp

绝对会在邮票夏令营技惊四座

Oh sorry It was canceled

抱歉夏令营取消了

What Why

什么为什么

Not enough interest

没有吸引到足够的兴趣

Not enough interest in stamps

对邮票的兴趣吗

It's the fastest growing hobby in people 70 and over

根据《读者文摘》上面所写集邮这项兴趣

according to Reader's Digest

在70岁以上人群可是高速增长

Sorry sweetie

我很遗憾小宝贝

Well what am I supposed to do now

那我现在该干什么

Ha You have to go to Bible camp

笑死你现在也得去读经班了

Come on Shelly It's a space theme

别这样嘛谢利好歹是太空主题的啊

Isn't that fun

不是挺有趣的吗

Jesus was a carpenter not an astronaut

耶稣曾是位木匠不是宇航员

Maybe he built the rocket

或许火箭是他造的

What would he use for fuel

那他拿什么来当燃料

Ooh doughnut holes

甜甜圈球耶

Can I please wait in the car

可以让我就坐在车上等吗

No I want you to be here

不我想你来参加

I'll be fine You can crack the back window

我没事的你后座窗户留个缝让我呼吸就行

Hi Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

Paige What are you doing here My mom made me

-佩吉你怎么来了 -我妈逼我来的

See She doesn't want to be here either

你看她也不是自愿来这里的啊

I'm gonna go say hi to your mom

我去跟你妈妈打个招呼

Why did your mom make you

你妈妈为什么逼你来

Punishment I got caught with cigarettes

处罚我我被她抓到偷抽烟

Why would you want to smoke

你为什么会想抽烟啊

To look older

想看起来年纪比较大

My meemaw smokes I guess it works

我姥姥就抽烟看来你这招能行

So why are you here

那你为什么在这里

Do you believe in this stuff now

你现在信这些玩意了吗

No Stamp camp got canceled

不信本来要去的集邮夏令营取消了

Further proof there is no God

更加证明了上帝并不存在

I did it I bought a car

我下手了我买了台车

Really You got the Mustang

真的吗你买了那台野马吗

I was fixing to

以前一直是这个打算

but then something else caught my eye

但我后来注意到了另外一个宝贝

You did something dumb

你做了什么蠢事

Now it needs a little bit of work

听我说它只要再整理装修一下

but once I'm done

一旦我都弄好了

it's gonna be amazing ‭No

-绝对会很赞 -不行

What do you mean

你什么意思

It's got low mileage

这辆车里程数低

great stereo

音响也正点

Check this out

你看看这个

Look at all the room

看看多宽敞啊

Hell no

想都别想

Why

为什么

This isn't a car It's a motel room on wheels

这哪是车啊这就是个移动炮房

Is that how little you think of me

你觉得我就这么点出息吗

Yes Maybe less

没错甚至觉得你更没出息

George your mother works for the church

小乔治你妈妈在教堂工作

This doesn't look good

这能看吗

I don't know looks pretty good to me

是吗我觉得看起来挺不错啊

Please listen to me Come on

-求你了你就听话吧 -别这样嘛

If I drive Sheldon to college he can sleep back there

当我载谢尔顿去大学上课他还可以睡在后面呢

So you saw that couch

所以当你首次看到那沙发

and the first thought you had was

你脑海中第一个想法是

"My brother can sleep on that"

"我弟弟可以睡在那上面"吗

Not my first thought

不是我的第一个想法啦

This licorice tastes terrible

这个甘草糖好难吃啊

It's plastic

那是塑料

You use it to weave a lanyard

我们是用它来编一个挂带

No it's licorice

不是是甘草糖

Your mother lets you wear lipstick

你妈妈准许你擦口红吗

Of course not ‭Interesting

-当然不啦 -有意思

Does she know you're leading a double life

她知道你过着这样的双面生活吗

Grow up

别像个小孩子一样好吗

Why do you think you're rebelling against parental authority

你为什么要反抗父母权威呢

Isn't it obvious

这不明摆着吗

I'm having a textbook reaction to their divorce

我正处于教科书般的父母离婚后叛逆期

What textbook Did you get it from the library

什么教科书啊你从图书馆借到的吗

Hello Biblenauts

大家好啊宇经员

Gather round

都围过来

Now who's ready to find space for Jesus in our hearts

谁准备好在心中为耶稣腾出空间[太空]啦

I can't hear you

我听不到你们的回答

Perhaps that's because space is a vacuum

或许是因为太空中是真空状态的

where sound doesn't travel

声波无法在那里传播

Nicely done

好吐槽

You're not the only rebel around here

这里的叛逆青年可不止你一个

I thought he had stamp camp

他不是要去集邮夏令营吗

Just go get your money back and buy a different car

去把车退了买辆别的车吧

我不要

Georgie I'm not playing around

小乔治我不是在跟你开玩笑

Neither am I I bought it with my own money

我也不是啊我自己花钱买的车

and you don't get a say

你没有话语权

As long as you live under my roof

只要你还住在我的屋檐下

I get plenty of say

我多得是话语权

Fine I'll move out

行那我搬走

And where you gonna go

你能搬到哪里去

I'll live in the van

我就去住我车上

You know what

你知道吗

It was only a matter of time

就你这样住到货车里

before you lived in a van Have at it

过货车人生也只是早晚的事你搬吧

Scooby Doo lived in a van

史酷比[卡通]也住货车里

and he turned out fine

他还不是好得很

I'm a rocket man

我是个火箭人

Rocket man

火箭人

Flying up to heaven with the Lord

与主在天堂翱翔

And I think it's gonna be a fun old time

想必那一定是开心又美好的时光吧

All right Amen

好啦阿门

Sing "Ice Ice Baby "

你能唱《冰冰宝贝》[嘻哈饶舌]吗

Don't know it

不会

How about Paula Abdul

那宝拉·阿巴杜[女歌手]的歌呢

Nope Ooh The Teenage Mutant Ninja theme

-也不会 -那《少年忍者龟》的主题曲呢

Mary what is that I'm hearing

玛丽我是不是听到什么声音了

Oh Right

对哦

It's the prize bell

是奖品铃声

What do you think the prize is

你猜会有什么奖品

We get to go home

放我们回家吗

Is the joke that leaving would be a reward

玩笑的哏是在说回家是一种奖赏吗

Yes

是的

I get that joke

这笑话我听懂了

Now for a psalm 100 bookmark

来这个诗篇100的书签

who can name the 12 apostles

谁能先答出12位门徒的名字就给谁

Billy

比利

Sleepy Grumpy Doc

瞌睡虫爱生气万事通

Those are dwarves Anyone else

那是七个小矮人还有谁

Look at these suckers trying to compete for a stupid bookmark

看看这些傻子在抢一个白痴书签

They probably don't even know psalm 100

估计他们都不知道诗篇100

Or what a book is

或者书是什么

How about six apostles

就讲6个门徒的名字呢

Just give me six

6个就行

I'll settle for three and I'll spot you Judas

3个也可以我先送一个犹大

I don't even care about church and I can name them all

我一点都不喜欢教会我也能答上来全部

So can I

我也可以啊

No you can't

我才不相信你可以

Yes I can

我当然可以

I can even do it in alphabetical order

我还能按首字母排列作答呢

Well I can name them in the order they appear

我能用他们出现在

in the Book of Matthew

《马太福音》中的顺序作答

Paige yes

佩吉你答

Peter Andrew James son of Zebedee

彼得安得烈西庇太的儿子雅各

John Philip Bartholomew

约翰腓力巴多罗买

Thomas Matthew

多马马太

James son of Alpheus Thaddeus Simon and Judas

亚勒腓的儿子雅各达太西门犹大

And that's the order that they appear in the Book of Matthew

而这就是他们在《马太福音》中出场的顺序

Fantastic

太棒了

You just won yourself a psalm 100 bookmark

你赢得了这个诗篇100的书签

Thank you I love that psalm

谢谢你我很喜欢这个诗篇

You would think winning a Nobel Prize in Physics

或许你会觉得赢过诺贝尔物理奖

would make this moment meaningless to me

会使这一刻对我来说无足轻重

but all these years later it still burns my butt

但哪怕过了那么多年此刻仿佛还烧着我屁股

Why would Paige get competitive over Bible trivia

为什么佩吉会对圣经冷知识这么较劲呢

She doesn't care about that

她根本不在乎这玩意啊

Maybe she just wanted that bookmark

或许是因为她想要那个书签

Yeah I wanted this "What would Jesus do " Slap bracelet

对啊我也想要这个"耶稣会怎么做"拍卷手环

‭I liked it better when she and I were making fun of everything

我还是比较喜欢她跟我一起吐槽一切的时候

You might have more fun if you participated too

如果你跟她一起参与或许会觉得更有趣吧

Oh I'll participate

我当然会参与

Great ‭If Paige wants to go head to head on Bible trivia

-那太好了 -如果佩吉想跟人比圣经冷知识

she picked the wrong fact filled atheist to mess with

那她可真是惹错了某无神论知识王

Great

"真好"

Well

怎么样

It's very colorful

非常"色彩缤纷"啊

Not just colorful Patriotic

不是普通的色彩是爱国的颜色

It's also a little gross

还有一点点恶心

It just needs a little shampoo But check out the best part

只需要好好清洗一遍就好啦给你看最棒的

Want to try it out

想来试试吗

In front of your parents' house

在你父母家门口吗

That's what's so great We can drive it anywhere

这就是最棒的地方了我们能开去任何地方

Empty field

空旷的田野

abandoned parking lot

废弃的停车场

Wherever love takes us

随爱所欲

What is that smell

怎么有个味道

There was a mouse in the mini fridge

这小冰箱里之前有只死老鼠

Did you hear me

你有听懂我说的吗

There's a mini fridge

这里有小冰箱啊

You're really making him live out there

你真的要让他住在外面吗

He's not gonna last one night in that nasty thing

他在那辆恶心的车里才撑不过一晚上呢

Have you seen that boy's room

你看过那孩子的房间吧

Judah was the father of Perez and Zerah by Tamar

犹大从他玛氏生法勒斯和谢拉

Perez was the father of Hezron

法勒斯生希斯仑

and Hezron was the father of Aram

希斯仑生亚兰

Why's he reading the Bible

他为什么在读《圣经》

To humiliate and destroy Paige at Bible camp

为了要在读经班羞辱并打爆佩吉

That

那原因

Missy doing anything stupid

米希做了什么蠢事吗

没有

One out of three Not bad Hey

三个里有一个还行

Where do you think you're going

你这是想去哪里

Bathroom

厕所

No you're not You don't live here

不行你不住这里

George ‭ You want him making grandkids in that van

-乔治 -你想让他在那货车里造孙子吗

You heard him Get

你听见你爸说的了出去

Dang it

该死

Can I use your bathroom

我能借用你的厕所吗

Your dad wants to talk to you

你爸想跟你说话

Hello

喂

You can't use her bathroom either

你也不能用她家的厕所

Dang it

要命

There's a bucket in the garage

车库有个桶哦

Brought you some food

我给你带了点吃的

Don't tell your father

别告诉你爸

Thanks

谢了

Want to come in

想进来吗

It smells less disgusting now

现在没那么臭了

I'm really good here

我... 我在外面就好

Georgie um

小乔治

this is a nice van

这辆货车是挺好的

but why don't you think about selling it

但你为什么不考虑一下卖掉它

so you can come back inside

那你就能回家里住了

No I'm not letting him win this one

不这次我绝不能让他赢

You know you can't live in here

你知道你不能住在这的

Why not

为什么

It's hot out

外面很热啊

The windows roll down

可以摇下窗户

How are you gonna take a shower

你要怎么洗澡

It's supposed to rain this weekend

这周末应该会下雨

What about a bathroom

那上厕所怎么解决

See that bucket

看见那个桶了吗

Good night

晚安

Ask me what the fruits of the Spirit are

问我圣灵所结的果子有哪些

I'm sure you know them

你肯定知道答案

Of course I do

我当然知道啦

Love joy peace patience kindness

仁爱喜乐和平忍耐恩慈

goodness faithfulness gentleness and self control

良善信实温柔节制

Then why do I have to ask

那为毛还要我问你

So I can improve my hand raising technique

那我就能提高我的举手技术

Fine

行吧纵容你

What are the fruits of the Spirit

圣灵所结的果子有哪些

Good We done

很好完事了吗

No you have to call on me

还没你得点名我回答

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Love joy peace patience

仁爱喜乐和平忍耐

kindness goodness faithfulness

恩慈良善信实

gentleness and self control

温柔节制

Now ask me to name three wicked women of the Bible

现在叫我列举出圣经里的三个邪恶女人

Can I ask you a question

我能问你个问题吗

If it's "Who are three wicked women in the Bible "

如果是"圣经里的三个邪恶女人是谁"

then go ahead

那尽管问吧

Why don't you believe in God

你为什么不相信有上帝

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Because science explains the universe

因为科学无需创造出神

without the need of inventing a supernatural being

就能解释宇宙奥秘

But how do you know for sure he doesn't exist

但你怎么能肯定祂不存在

Stop that

别举了

The burden of proof isn't on me

举证责任不在于我

If I said there was an invisible monkey in the room with us

如果我说这房间里除了我们还有一只隐形猴子

you shouldn't believe me

你不该仅仅因为

just because you can't prove me wrong

你无法证明我错了就相信我

Why is the monkey invisible

那只猴子为什么能隐形

I don't know

我不知道

Is it a ghost monkey

是幽灵猴吗

Sure

就当是吧

Then why isn't he in heaven

那它为什么不在天堂

Because there is no heaven

因为根本没有天堂

What about monkey heaven

那有没有猴子天堂

There is no monkey heaven

没有猴子天堂

There is no regular heaven

也没有普通天堂

When we die we cease to exist That's it

我们死后便不复存在了就是这样

You better hope you're right

你最好祈祷你是对的

'Cause if I end up in regular heaven and you end up in hell

因为如果我最后上了普通天堂而你下了地狱

I'm gonna laugh

我会笑死的

But if you end up in monkey hell

但如果你最终下了猴子地狱

I'm gonna laugh even harder

我会笑得更大声

Just paint your nails

闭嘴涂你的指甲油吧

God when Sheldon dies

上帝等谢尔顿死后

please send him to monkey hell

求求您把他打入泼猴地狱

Amen

阿门

Get it off Get it off

赶走它赶走它

What was that It's in my hair

-什么声音 -它跑到我头发里了

Not my problem

不关我事

It's in my hair ‭

它跑到我头发里了

It's in my hair

它跑到我头发里了

For your information

通知你一下

not only am I going to show you up today

我今天不仅会把你打趴下

I've also prepared some biblical trash talk

我还苦心准备了一些圣经呛声金句

What is he talking about

他在说什么疯话

He stayed up all night studying

他一晚没睡都在抱佛脚

Why

为什么

To beat you at Bible trivia

为了在圣经冷知识打败你

Just like the prophets of mercy beat the priestly cult

如同仁慈的先知战胜邪教

and its emphasis on ritual purity

及其对于宗教仪式纯度的强调

Was that the trash talk

这就是呛声金句吗

Was Zacchaeus a tax collector

废话撒该是收税员吗

Was Nicodemus a Pharisee

尼科迪默斯是古犹太法利赛教派教徒吗

Just hit him

揍他就是了

Okay campers

好了各位露营者

Bible trivia time

该进行圣经冷知识比赛啦

For a Noah's Ark rain poncho

答对者能得到诺亚方舟雨披

what was Peter's original name

彼得的本名叫什么

Sheldon ‭Peter's original name was Simon

-谢尔顿 -彼得的本名叫西蒙

Correct ‭You didn't know that one did you

-回答正确 -你不会这一题对吧

Yes I did

我会啊

He was also known as Cephas

他也叫西法斯

Then why didn't you raise your hand

那你刚才为什么不举手

'Cause I don't care

因为我不在乎

Next question

下一题

For a John the Baptist pencil topper

答对者能获得施洗约翰的笔帽

where did Jesus perform his first miracle

耶稣第一次创造奇迹是在哪里

Sheldon

谢尔顿

A wedding

婚礼上

Correct

回答正确

Aren't you even going to try

你连试都不试吗

Nope

不

Why won't you compete with me

你为什么不跟我竞争

Because it's fun watching you get upset

因为看你不爽生气很好玩啊

What's fun about it

那有什么好玩的

Everything

每一秒都是好戏

Morning sunshine

早上好阳光小帅哥

What do you want

你想干嘛

Oh just to see how you're doing

就是来看看你怎么样了

I'm fine

死不了

Thanks for the juice

谢谢你带来的果汁

Oh this isn't for you

这不是给你的

Cold and refreshing

冰冰凉透心爽

So how'd you sleep

你睡得怎么样

You look terrible

你看起来只剩半条命

Are you done ‭Depends

-你挖苦完了吗 -看情况

You ready to return the van

你准备好退掉货车了吗

This van's not going anywhere

这辆货车哪也不会去的

Don't you have to work this morning

你今早不是要打工吗

Crap

糟了

Yep it's not going anywhere

没错破车的确哪都去不了

Paige

佩吉

a sprig of my hair is askew

我有一小撮头发乱了

Upsetting isn't it

很令人心烦对吧

不会啊

But it's going a different direction from all the other hairs

但这一小撮头发跟其它的方向不同

那又怎样

You think it's fun irritating me

你觉得激怒我很好玩吗

I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine

那我就以其人之道还治其人之身

呵

I'm on medication you know

我在吃心脏病药的好不好

Wh What are you doing in there

你在那里面干什么

Just washed up in your sink

借用你的水槽洗澡

Don't want to offend the customers

我不想邋邋遢遢让顾客不舒服

Why

为什么

My dad's mad 'cause I bought a van

我爸生我气了因为我买了辆货车

and he's not letting me use the house

他不让我用家里的设施

Oh So that's your old Chevy parked out front

这么说停在店门那辆旧雪佛兰是你的

Pretty sweet right

很酷吧对不对

You have a clean title on it

你有无安全事故记录吗

Pretty much

差不多吧

I think it's registered in Mexico

好像是在墨西哥登记的

Well that's something

这还不错

But it's got a bed and a mini fridge

但车里有张床还有个迷你冰箱

Sweet

挺好

I'm gonna hang some twinkle lights

我打算挂些闪闪灯

and maybe get a lava lamp

或许再买一个熔岩灯

Georgie did I ever

小乔治我有没有...

tell you why I got married so young

告诉过你我为什么英年早婚

You were in love

你坠入爱河了

No because when I was your age

不是因为我在你这个年纪时

I bought a similar vehicle

买了一辆类似的车子

Cool What was it

酷哦所以到底为什么

Just get dressed Okay

-算了穿上衣服吧 -好

Paige

佩吉

look how close this pushpin is to this balloon

你看图钉离气球有多近

It could pop at any moment

气球随时有可能被刺破

I bet that drives you cra

这一定快把你逼疯...

Hello

你好

What now ‭What now

-又想干嘛 -又想干嘛

What are you doing What are you doing

-你这是做什么 -你这是做什么

Are you just gonna repeat everything I

你打算重复我说的每个...

Are you just gonna repeat everything I say

你打算重复我说的每个字吗

I Sheldon Cooper

我谢尔顿·库珀

I Sheldon Cooper

我谢尔顿·库珀

accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior

接受耶稣基督为我的救主

accept Jesus Chr

接受耶稣基...

Go get me a beer woman

给我拿瓶啤酒来女人

What

什么

It infuriates my mom when my dad says it

我爸每次这么说都会激怒我妈

Sheldon stop

谢尔顿别闹了

You can't upset me Why not

-你没法惹我心烦的 -为什么

Because there are things in my life that are way worse

因为我生活中有些烦恼

than anything that you can come up with

比你能想出来的挑衅招数严重多了

You mean your parents splitting up

你是指你父母分开的事

Obviously

这还用说吗

I think I know how to irritate you

我知道怎么才能激怒你了

I bet you think the divorce is all your fault

你一定认为他们离婚都是你的错

and now your family is torn apart forever

现在你的家庭永远破裂了

Did I do it

我做到了吗

Did I get under your skin

我让你不爽了吗

I can still hear the sound of her fist hitting your face

我到现在还能听到她拳头击中你脸

and your head bouncing off the floor

以及你脑袋从地板反弹起来的美妙声音

That is enough

够了

It was like "thwack "

先是"砰"的一声

and then "kathunk "

然后是"啪嗒"的一声

I said enough

我说够了

And there were doughnut holes

现场还有甜甜圈球

What a great day

今天太美好啦

That night my brother turned a ratty old van

那一晚我哥把一辆破旧货车

into his chariot of love

改造成他的恋爱战车

Romance was in the air

空气中弥漫着浪漫的气息

‭Oh Hey Mr Boggs

你好博格斯先生

I I'm just here to pick up Jana

我是来接詹娜的

You think you're taking my daughter out in this

你妄想开这辆废铁带我女儿出去约会

No worries I'll have her home by 11 00

别担心我会在11点前送她回家

I wouldn't open that

我劝你别开门

Move

让开

It's got a mini fridge

里面还有迷你小冰箱哦

I thought about what you said

我考虑过你的建议了

I'm returning the van Good night

我会退掉货车晚安

This is the kind of weather

这种天气

that makes you want to stay at home

会让人想待在家里

If you don't have to go out today don't

如果你今天不是非得外出就别出去啦