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Power has always been a deadly narcotic

权力自古以来都是最致命的毒品

and in 1989

而在1989年

RadioShack's Tandy 1000 SL

坦迪1000SL系列电脑

was my drug of choice

是我所选之毒

With an Intel 8086

英特尔8086处理器

running at eight megahertz

运行速度8兆赫兹

and a five and a quarter inch floppy drive

加上一个5.25吋软盘驱动器

there was nothing I couldn't do

我简直无所不能

From adding snazzy graphics to my homework

从给我的作业增加碉堡的图形

So snazzy

碉堡了

to easily alphabetizing

到轻松地按字母顺序排列

my list of enemies and their crimes

我敌人的名字及其罪行

So easy

太轻松了

Sheldon time to go

谢尔顿该走了

We really need to get one of these

我们真应该买一台电脑

What on earth do we need a computer for

我们要一台电脑干什么

Yeah we got you and your big head

对啊我们有你和你的大脑袋

But we can get so much accomplished

但有了电脑我们可以完成很多事情

I could use a spreadsheet program

我可以用电子制表程序

to keep track of your expenses

记录你的日常开支

I do that in the back of my checkbook

我用我的支票本背面记了

Yes but does your checkbook go "Beep" when you open it

但你打开你的支票本时它会哔地一声响吗

I don't think so

不会吧

Plus the computer can organize your recipes

再说了电脑可以整理你的菜谱

But my recipes are organized

可我的菜谱都整理好了

On index cards

用的是索引卡片

Like a cave person

就像远古山顶洞人

Cave Mom I'm gonna call you that

山洞妈妈我以后要这么叫你

It doesn't matter Sheldon

这些都不重要谢尔顿

We can't afford a computer

我们买不起电脑

Sure we can It's only $998

买得起现在只要998美刀

and Dave says we can buy it on easy monthly payments

戴夫说我们可以每个月分期付款购买

That's true

没错

Stay out of this Dave

别多事戴夫

Come on

走吧

We got to get home

我们得回家了

But

可是...

Sheldon I said no

谢尔顿不行就是不行

I can make you a good deal on the floor model mrs Cooper

展品电脑我可以给你个优惠价库珀夫人

Seriously Dave you're getting on my nerves

说真的戴夫你要惹毛我了

It's not fair

这不公平

You bought Missy a Ring Pop

你给米西买了戒指糖

那才十美分

And I'm worth every penny Let's go

-每一分钱都没白花 -走吧

Sorry Dave

抱歉戴夫

We're living paycheck to paycheck

我们家生活拮据没闲钱

年

少

谢尔顿

Move

快走

Ah RadioShack Ah RadioShack

-睿侠电器行 -睿侠电器行

Here it is the Tandy 1000 SL computer system

就是它坦迪1000SL电脑系统

Sheldon was going on and on about that thing today

今天谢尔顿不停地在念叨这玩意

I've never seen one so easy to use

我从来没见过这么易于使用的电脑

Greetings Need directions back to your planet

你们好需要指引你们回母星的路吗

This technology is more advanced than we thought

这科技比我们想象中更先进

You know that movie E T

你们知道《E.T. 外星人》这部电影吗

The kid who finds him his name is Elliott

发现外星人的小孩叫艾略特

which starts with an "E" And ends with a "T "

名字首字母是E 尾字母是T

Coincidence

巧合吗

I don't think so

我可不这么认为

You're gonna live with us forever aren't you

你这辈子都要跟我们住在一起了是吗

So Sheldon wants a computer

谢尔顿想要台电脑啊

Ever since he could talk

自打他会说话就吵着要

But now more than ever

看到这个更变本加厉了

Well he should get a job after school

他可以放了学后干点零工

Save up and buy one

自己攒钱买一台

Get a job He's nine

干零工他才九岁

I mowed lawns when I was his age

像他这么大的时候我都去帮人修剪草坪了

Made pretty good money

还挣了不少钱呢

You want Sheldon to mow lawns

你想让谢尔顿去修剪草坪吗

He's so pale five minutes in the sun

他这么弱不禁风在太阳底下五分钟

he'd burst into flames

就会被烧成灰

I would pay to see that

我愿意付钱看这一幕

Shut up Georgie

闭嘴小乔治

I hope you told him we can't afford it

希望你跟他说过我们买不起

Of course

当然说了

I could buy it for him

我可以先给他买一台

and then y'all could pay me back when you can

然后你们可以等有钱了再还给我

Okay Connie now you're just insulting me

好吧康妮你这话就等于在羞辱我

Well that was not my intention

那并不是我的本意

but I'm glad to hear it

但我很乐意你这么想

I can pay my own bills

我有能力支付自家的开支

and take care of my family

也有能力照顾好我的家人

There are expenses we could cut back on

我们的确可以削减某些开支

so we could afford a computer

这样我们就能买得起电脑了

You mean like the money you give to church

你是说你给教堂的那些钱吗

No I mean like the money you give

不我是说那些你给

to the Lone Star Beer company

孤星啤酒公司的钱

Good one Mom

说得好妈妈

Shut up Shut up pumpkin

-闭嘴 -闭嘴小南瓜

We're not getting a computer

我们不买电脑

We don't need your money

我们也不需要你的钱

Where are you going

你去哪里

To get a glass of milk

去倒... 一杯牛奶

He's lying He's getting a beer

他撒谎他要去倒啤酒

Shut up Georgie

闭嘴小乔治

Mom

妈妈

Why are you still up

你怎么还不睡

Madame Curie is on the roof

居里夫人在房顶

and she's not wearing her hat

而且她没有戴帽子

You're just dreaming baby

你在做梦呢宝贝

But she'll be cold without her hat

可她没帽子会着凉的

I'll give her mine Now you go to sleep

我把我的给她你快睡吧

Mm thanks Mom

谢谢妈妈

You're the best

你最好了

Oh Lord

老天啊

I'm guessing we're not having our once a week

我猜我们的每周一"日"要取消了

Sorry I only have relations with gentlemen I like

抱歉我只跟我喜欢的绅士发生关系

Oh come on You know how I feel

拜托你明知道我不喜欢

about your mother meddlin' in our finances

你妈干涉我们家的财务

She wasn't meddlin' she was offering to help

她不是来干预她只是想帮忙

And that computer is not some silly toy

而且电脑不是什么白痴玩具

Sheldon could use it for his schoolwork

谢尔顿可以用来做作业

and I could use it to organize my recipes

而我可以用来...整理我的菜谱

You already got 'em organized on those little cards

你早就用那些小卡片整理好了

Yeah like a cave person

是啊像个山顶洞人

Well it doesn't matter

这都不重要

We can't afford it end of story

重点是我们买不起话题结束

Not exactly end of story

或许还没完全结束

What's that mean

这话什么意思

I've been setting money aside the last couple of years

过去几年我一直在存钱

and this might be a good use for it

或许养兵千日就是用在此时了

Money from what

你哪里来的钱啊

You know here and there

就是这里存点那里存点来的啊

Bookkeeping for the church

帮教堂记账

birthday money from my Aunt Zelda

塞尔达阿姨给的生日红包

And just how much of this "Here and there" money

你"这里那里"攒下来的钱

you got saved up

有多少啊

Well seeing as it's my money

鉴于这是我的钱

I don't think that's any of your business

有多少你管不着

None of my business

我管不着吗

You see every nickel I make and you got secret money

我挣的每一分你都要管你却有私房钱

It's not secret I just told you

这不是私密我刚告诉你了

Where you hiding it

你把钱藏哪儿了

Well now you're headed into secret territory

现在你可问到了私密问题

Oh okay

好吧

Just so I'm clear my money's our money

我确定一下我的钱是我们的钱

but your money's your money

但你的钱是你自己的钱

That's right

没错

Oh good to know

很高兴知道这一点

I'm glad we're not having our once a week

还好我们每周一"日"活动取消

'cause I am not in the mood

因为老子现在完全没心情

Really

真的吗

That's too bad

那真是太可惜了

Why Are you

为什么你有吗

有你个大头鬼

That was uncalled for

需要这么耍我吗

I forgot to tell you a girl called for you

忘记告诉你了有个女孩打来找你

What girl

什么女孩

I don't know A girl

我不知道就一个女孩

Well what'd she say

她说什么了

It's hard to remember This was months ago

想不太起来都好几个月前了

Two cases

两箱啤酒

You've got to be kidding me

你在和我开玩笑吧

Don't worry I didn't use your money

别担心我没有用你的钱

I used mine

我用了我的钱

Finish your dinner

快吃完你们的晚饭

and then pack a bag

吃完收拾行李

We are going to Meemaw's

我们要去姥姥家

Why

为什么

Because your mom and dad need a break from each other

因为你们爸妈需要分开一段时间

For how long

分开多久

I don't know Just pack

我不知道赶紧收拾

Will I need earmuffs

我需要带耳罩吗

Sure if you want

想带就带上吧

Although my almanac does predict mild temperatures

不过我的年鉴预测温度适宜

Then don't bring it

那就别带了

I'll just bring my almanac

我就带上我的年鉴吧

You know what I'll bring both

算了我两样都带上吧

Should I pack my toothbrush

我该带上我的牙刷吗

or use the one I keep at Meemaw's

还是直接用放在姥姥家那支

I got this one

这题我来回答

Nobody cares

谁管你啊

I don't want to go to Meemaw's house

我不想去姥姥家

What if that girl calls back

万一那女孩又打来怎么办

Fine then stay here with your father

行那你就跟你爸待在这里

Sheldon and Missy we are out of here in half an hour

谢尔顿米希我们半小时后就走

Not a lot of time to pick a toothbrush

没多少时间让我考虑带不带牙刷啊

Come on in

进来吧

Mom and Dad need a break

妈妈跟爸爸需要分开一段时间

We don't know how long

我们不知道要多久

What's he got in there

他都带了什么

Everything

什么都带了

I ain't never getting married

我永远都不要结婚

That so Yeah

-是吗 -对啊

Women are nothing but trouble

女人都是麻烦精

I'll get it

我去接

Hello Georgie speaking

你好我是小乔治

Did you run to the phone Do you feel stupid

你跑来接电话了吗感觉自己像白痴吗

Who was it

谁啊

Nobody

没谁

This little tiff between your mom and me will blow over

我跟你妈之间的小矛盾很快就会过去

Don't make a big deal of it

别小题大做

I'm not I'm just saying

我没有啊我只是说

I'm better suited to the single life

我更适合当一匹单身独狼

And how do you picture that

何以见得

Okay well you know the buffet at Golden Corral

你知道外面那些自助餐餐厅吧

where there's all kinds of choices

有各式各样的食物随你挑选

and you can have as much as you want

而且你想吃多少份多少种都随你

Yeah

知道啊

It'll be like that only with hot girls

单身就跟那个一样不过是随便选辣妹

Georgie I'll bet you a thousand dollars

小乔治我跟你打赌1000块

you're married before you're 25

你会在25岁之前就结婚

You got a bet

跟你赌了

I feel like i'm stealing your money

感觉就像直接偷你的钱啊

Georgie married his first wife at 19

小乔治在19岁时娶了他第一任老婆

He never paid my father

他一直没把赌输的钱给我爸

Well I got to tell you how happy I am

我想告诉你们我很开心

that y'all are spending the night with me

有你们来我家过夜

Your house smells like cigarettes

你家闻起来一股烟味

So happy

太开心了

Sheldon we've talked about this

谢尔顿我们谈过这个事情了

You don't need to announce to people how things smell

你别去跟人家说哪里有什么味道

All right you two settle in

好啦你们两个都躺好

Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce

你跟爸爸会离婚吗

Of course not

当然不会啦

Are you sure Packing up your kids

你确定吗打包行李带着你的孩子

in the middle of the night and moving in with your mom

大半夜搬去你妈妈家

has all the earmarks of a divorce

这都是离婚的信号

We're not getting a divorce

我们不会离婚

Okay go to sleep

乖乖睡觉吧

Sweet dreams

祝好梦

I can't believe Mom and Dad had a fight over beer

真不敢相信爸妈为了啤酒吵架

I don't think the fight was about beer

我觉得不是因为啤酒

I think there was more subtext

应该还有潜在理由

You're probably right

我估计你说的是对的

Then again I don't know what subtext is

虽然我不懂"潜在理由"是什么

I don't want to get in your business

我不想多事掺和你们的家事

but since you're getting in my bed

但既然你都"掺和"到我床上了

I'm getting in your business Go ahead

-我只好掺和了 -问吧

When you leaving

你什么时候走

Very funny

真好笑

That wasn't a joke

这不是玩笑话

I love you and I love the kids

我爱你也爱孩子们

but I love you better living across the street

但我更爱你们住在街对面

Sorry the end of my marriage is inconveniencing you

抱歉我婚姻的终结给你带来不便

Oh don't be so dramatic

别小题大做好吗

It's a little spat

只是吵个小架而已

No this was a long time coming

不这是积累已久的矛盾

This goes to the very core of our relationship

这问题关系到我们婚姻的内核

I see we're sticking with dramatic

看来你是要继续小题大做了

The minute he found out I had money set aside

他一发现我自己有存私房钱

he felt threatened And you know why

就觉得受到威胁你知道为什么吗

'Cause it meant that I can live independent of him

因为这代表我不依靠他也能独立生活

Sleeping in your mommy's bed

比如睡在你妈咪的床上吗

You know what I mean

你懂我意思

You gonna buy Sheldon that computer

你准备给谢尔顿买那台电脑吗

Well now I have to

现在不买也不行了

Got it

知道了

You do know I still have an active love life

你知道我还有活跃的性生活吧

Just go to sleep

赶快睡吧

On this very bed

就在这张床上"活跃"

Oh Mom

我的妈啊

What's for breakfast

早餐吃什么

I don't know Grab a bowl of cereal

我也不知道倒一碗麦片吧

Mom usually makes us eggs and toast

妈妈通常给我们做鸡蛋和吐司

and the occasional meat

偶尔还会有肉

Well Mom isn't here is she

妈妈又不在家

Whoa Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed

某人今天下床错边起床气很大啊

And you had a choice 'cause you had the whole bed

明明整张床任你选边

Georgie

小乔治

Walking on thin ice

你在拿生命开玩笑

Maybe you should go across the street and apologize

也许你该到街对面道歉

I can't do that

我不能那样做

Why not

为什么

'Cause if I do it sets a bad precedent

因为如果我去了就立下了不好的先例[总统]

What's Nixon got to do with it

尼克松总统跟这事有什么关系

What

什么

You said "Bad president " like Nixon

你说"不好的总统" 尼克松就是总统啊

You know this guy

就是这个家伙啊

You going to apologize

你要去道歉吗

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸爸

If you are bring back meat

如果是的话带肉回来

Hey I hope you're happy

希望你这下开心了

Thank you Georgie That's very kind

谢谢你小乔治你真好

Mom and Dad are fighting because you want to get a stupid computer

爸妈吵架就因为你想要一台破电脑

What are you talking about

你在说什么

Mom wanted to buy it for you

妈妈想买给你

Dad said they couldn't afford it

爸爸说买不起

Meemaw offered to pay for it

姥姥说她给买

and now I'm eating pineapple spears for lunch

结果现在我只能吃菠萝条当午餐了

I hate making my own lunch

我讨厌自己做午餐

I'm sorry Georgie I didn't know

对不起小乔治我不知道

Yeah well now you do

现在你知道了

What did you get

你午餐是什么

A turkey sandwich Mom cut in the shape of a heart

妈妈切成心形的火鸡三明治

a fruit cup a brownie

水果杯布朗尼蛋糕

and a note from Meemaw saying how much she loves me

还有一张姥姥写的字条说她有多爱我

I haven't read it yet but I bet it's a lot

我还没看但我猜一定是超爱

I don't even have a can opener

我连开罐器都没有

Oh Sugar Apple I love you so much

小马我好爱你呀

Your affection for inanimate objects frightens me

你对无生命物品的情感吓到我了

I'm glad you're happy Missy

你开心就好米希

I'm even happier that I got a toy and Sheldon got nothin'

我更高兴的是我得到了玩具而谢尔顿屁都没有

Well now we're not exactly done shopping

我们还没购完物呢

Sheldon you still want that computer

谢尔顿你还想要那台电脑吗

I thought we couldn't afford it

我们不是买不起吗

Don't you worry about that

这你就不用担心了

Do you want it or not

你到底想不想要

More than anything

想得不得了

All right then let's go get it

好吧那我们就去买

Wait He gets a computer and I get a lousy toy

等等他能得到电脑而我只有破玩具吗

I thought you liked it

你不是喜欢吗

Not anymore

现在不喜欢了

Where's the water come out of

水从哪里流出来啊

Well seeing as that's the dryer nowhere

那是烘衣机不会有水流出来

So this one's the washer

所以这个才是洗衣机

No foolin' you

不骗你

What are you doing

你在干什么

Separating the whites from the colors

把白色和其他颜色的分开

Whoa that's racist

这是种族歧视啊

How did I get a rocket scientist for one son

我怎么会有一个儿子是火箭科学家

and a rodeo clown for the other

另一个却是园游会白痴小丑

Oh man I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown

我超希望能成为园游会小丑

They make people happy

他们给人带来欢乐

and they see the rodeo for free

还能免费看牛仔竞技

The home computer I had long coveted

我终于得到了

was finally in my possession

梦寐以求的家用电脑

but it was also destroying my home

但它同时也在摧毁我的家庭

Thankfully it came pre loaded

幸好电脑自带了一个程序

with a program to help solve personal problems

能帮助解决私人问题

Hello I am Eliza

你好我是伊莱莎

My parents

我父母

are fighting

正在吵架

a lot

经常吵

I see Can you elaborate on that

我知道了你能详细说说吗

My mother

我妈妈

bought me

给我买了

this

这台

computer

电脑

but

但

my dad says we can't

我爸说我们

afford it

买不起

Do you have issues with your mother

你对你妈妈有意见吗

Mmm No

没有

She makes me

她给我做

spaghetti

意粉

with hot dogs

里面还有

cut up in it

热狗丁

Can you elaborate on that

你能详细说说吗

Are you

你到底

going to help me or not

会不会帮我

Hello I am Eliza

你好我是伊莱莎

The future might be overrated

未来或许被高估了

Okay water's definitely on

好了水肯定接通了

Try it now

现在试试

We want delicate or regular

我们要轻柔洗还是常规洗

It doesn't matter just turn it on

无所谓赶紧按开始吧

Let's go with delicate to be safe

选轻柔洗吧比较保险

Nothin'

没反应

Damn it

该死

Wait I know what to do

等等我知道该怎么做

What

怎么做

Go across the street and apologize to Mom

到街对面向妈妈道歉

I got nothin' to apologize for

我没什么好道歉的

You don't have to mean it I never do

你不用真心道歉我从来就不是

Georgie just mind your business

小乔治别多管闲事

Okay sorry

好吧抱歉

In case you were wondering

为防你想知道

I didn't mean that

我刚才不是真心的

See how easy it is

看到这有多简单了吗

These home computers are amazing

这些家用电脑太了不起了

I could start a real bookkeeping business with that thing

有了它我都能开展真正的记账生意了

And that would go a long way to giving you

那对你得到你想要的经济独立

the financial independence you're looking for

可大有帮助啊

Darn tootin'

可不是嘛

Just for your information

告诉你一声

Sheldon is using the computer right now

谢尔顿现在正在用电脑

to try and fix your marriage

试图修复你的婚姻

Really

真的吗

What did it say

电脑怎么说

It said

它说

"Get out of your mother's house "

"滚出你妈的房子"

Mom I'm serious

-妈妈 -我是认真的

I want a cigarette and I'm tired of hiding behind the garage

我想抽烟我受够了躲在车库后面偷偷抽

You think I should apologize to George

你觉得我该向乔治道歉吗

Well of course not That would set a terrible precedent

当然不是那会立下一个不好的先例

I think you should go back over there

我觉得你应该回家

to pick up some clothes for the kids

收拾点衣物给孩子们

and be all cold and distant

一边装出冷漠疏远的样子

so he has to apologize to you

那他就得向你道歉了

Oh that's not bad

这主意不坏

Do it

照做吧

I will

我会的

Why you drinking tea

你怎么还在喝茶

Get out

滚蛋

Oh hello

你好

Were you coming back or

你这是要回来吗还是...

Just to get some clothes for the kids

只是给孩子们拿点换洗衣物

Were you coming to talk to me

你是来找我谈谈的吗

Well yeah

这个嘛是的

I um

我

wanted to apologize

想道歉

Really

真的吗

Want to go for a walk

想散散步吗

Talk a little

聊一聊

Sure

好啊

Hey kids come here

孩子们过来

Look at that

你们看

It looks like your mom and dad are gonna be all right

看样子你们爸妈要和好了

Does this mean we're going home

这代表我们要回家了吗

It appears so

看起来是的

I didn't even get to wear my earmuffs yet

我都还没机会戴耳罩呢

And this program will allow us to track our family finances

这个程序能帮我们记录家里的收支情况

create a budget and prepare tax documents

做出预算以及准备报税文件

That's impressive

真厉害

Would you like to know how much money

你想知道你每年

you spend on beer annually

花多少钱买啤酒吗

No I would

-不想 -我想

$936

936美元

George

乔治

If you switched to Hawaiian Punch

如果你换成喝夏威夷宾治

we could live in a bigger house

我们就能换一间更大的房子了

Hello I am Eliza

你好我是伊莱莎

Eliza

伊莱莎

Are you

你是不是

hot

很性感

In your fantasies am I hot

在你的幻想里我性感吗

Oh yes

是的

You realize you're not talking to a real person

你知道自己不是在跟真人说话吧

Hey get out of here I'm about to score

给我出去我快得手了

Missy Turn off the computer

米希把电脑关了

Time to go to bed

该上床睡觉了

I got to finish my homework

我得做完我的功课

Big money big money

中大钱中大钱

Yes

棒

Hello

你好

Hello

你好

What What Nothing

-怎么了 -什么没事

Button you pull That's stupid

按钮得用拉的这设计真白痴