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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

So you can see that Sheldon has a baby tooth

你能看到谢尔顿有颗乳牙

that never fell out Is that a problem

-到现在都还没掉落 -这样不行吗

Well it's gonna keep the adult tooth from coming down and

它会影响固齿的生长而且...

it's gonna need to be extracted

反正必须得拔掉

Oh he is not gonna be happy about that

他肯定不会乐意

No he is not

肯定不会高兴

Are you sure we can't just wait this thing out

你确定不能就等它自然脱落吗

It's gonna cause all the other teeth around it to come in crooked

它可能会害旁边的牙齿被挤得歪七扭八

and well you know braces can be expensive

然后你懂的戴牙套会很贵

He is gonna freak out about the pain

他肯定会很怕痛

and the needle and the blood

还有各种针头跟血

Yeah I wouldn't mention that stuff when you tell him

我也建议你跟他说的时候别提这些

Uh can't you tell him

不能你去跟他说得拔牙吗

I'm not gonna tell him

我才不要当这个坏人

But you're his doctor And you're his mommy

-但你是他的医生啊 -你还是他的妈咪呢

Which means that I have to deal with him all the time

所以我平常照顾他已经够头疼的了

Help me out here No

-你就不能帮帮我吗 -不要

Okay Can we tell him together

好吧那我们一起跟他说呢

我不

All right

那这样

What if I put your business card free of charge

如果我免费把你的诊所联系方式

in the next church newsletter

放进下期的教堂新闻报呢

So Sheldon little bit of dental news

谢尔顿有个牙齿相关的事情跟你说

You have a baby tooth that never fell out

你有一颗乳牙一直还没掉

Neat Even my teeth are stubborn

厉害连我的牙都很顽固

Anyway in order for your teeth to come in straight

所以为了让你的新牙长得整齐

Dr Bowers is gonna need to pull it out

得让鲍尔斯医生帮你拔掉

Why didn't I hear this from him

为什么不是他来通知我这件事

I had the same question

我也想知道啊

But a tooth extraction is a major procedure

但是拔牙是个大手术

Not necessarily

算不上啦

Will there be blood

会流血吗

A little

一点点

Will there be a needle

会有针头吗

Maybe but you won't feel it

或许吧但你不会感觉到痛

'cause he's gonna put you under first

因为他会先麻醉你

Put me under With drugs

麻醉我用药吗

That's even more dangerous

危险程度又增加了

Sheldon lots of people get their teeth pulled

谢尔顿很多人都拔过牙啊

It's not a big deal

不是什么大事

Stop enjoying this

别幸灾乐祸了好吗

Sorry ‭No you're not

-我错了 -你才不觉得呢

No I'm not ‭

的确是不觉得

This is not exactly the date night I'd envisioned

今天晚上这约会夜的情景

when I was shaving my legs

完全不是我刮腿毛时预想的那样

I'm almost done

我就快好了

We're elderly you know

我们是老人好吗

If anything dinner should be early

正常来说我们晚饭应该很早吃

Well I'll tell you what when I'm finished

我跟你说等我弄完了

I am gonna whisk you off to the finest

我就立刻带你去最高级

and the only Chinese food place in town

也是本地唯一的一家中国餐厅吃饭

Ying's Their nachos are weird

英家餐馆吗它家的玉米饼好怪

I don't know it's not a bad idea

不过呢其实我们偶尔

to maybe venture out of Medford once in a while

出一趟梅德福晃晃也不错啊

Even better why don't we go away for the weekend

我们出去一整个周末岂不是更美哉

Uh come on You know how hard it is for me to get out of the store

别这样你也懂我离开店里有多麻烦

What's the point of being the boss

如果不能让别人代劳

if you can't get somebody else to do your work for you

那你这个老板还有什么好当头啊

Uh I might be able to leave Georgie in charge

我或许可以让小乔治来代管吧

My grandson

我孙子吗

That'd be the one

是他没错

I want to go so I'm just gonna say "good idea "

我很想出去玩所以我就说"好主意"吧

Hi Sheldon what can I do for you

你好啊谢尔顿有什么需要帮忙啊

Do you have any books or videos on the Lamaze technique

你有任何拉梅兹呼吸法的书或影片吗

Uh oh Georgie get that girl pregnant

糟糕是小乔治把女生肚子搞大了吗

It's for me I need to have a tooth pulled

是我要用我得去拔一颗牙

and I'd like to do it without putting my brain on drugs

而我不想使用麻醉药物以免影响我的大脑

Okay

好吧

I've seen that commercial with the egg in the frying pan

我看过打蛋进锅的拒绝毒品广告了

里面演示吸毒是把蛋[脑子]打入滚热的油锅[毒品]

美国80年代知名的拒绝毒品广告

Very effective

非常有效果

‭Well since this is a high school

毕竟我们这里是高中

we don't have material about giving birth on the shelves

所以图书馆书架上没有任何有关生育的书

But

但是呢

since this is a high school

也毕竟这里是高中

I keep a few things here under the counter

我在柜台底下放了几本

《掌握自己的生育过程》

Excellent

太好了

And I'll let my brother know

我也会跟我哥说一声你这有

in case he gets himself in a pickle

免得哪天他出了什么"意外状况"

You're having a tooth pulled not having a baby

你只是去拔个牙又不是要生小孩

If it can work for getting an eight pound human

如果这招可以让从产道

through a birth canal it can work for a tiny tooth

生出7斤的小孩不痛那对拔颗小牙齿肯定有用

Eight pounds I'm never having kids

7斤吗我这辈子永远也不要生小孩

Fun fact she ended up having four

有趣小故事她最后生了4胎

And if I do I'm taking any drugs they'll give me

如果哪天真的要生我一定各种止痛麻醉全都要

That part was true

这点倒是真的

Hey Georgie

小乔治

I'm thinking about taking your meemaw away for this weekend

我打算这周末带你姥姥出去玩

Okay You have my blessing

可以啊我同意了

Thank you And I was wondering maybe

谢谢啊我在想的是或许...

if you'd look after the store while I'm gone

能不能麻烦你帮忙我照看店里

You saying I'm the manager

你是说要升我当主管吗

No I I'm saying I want you to look after the store

不是啦我是要你在我不在的这两天

while I'm gone

帮忙我看个店

But in a managerial capacity

让我以管理人身份代管对吧

You think you can handle it

你觉得你能搞定吗

Yes sir I will make you proud

当然啦我一定不会辜负你的期望

Great

太好啦

Can I fire people

我能炒人鱿鱼吗

不能

Can I get paid more

我工资会多一点吗

不会

Can I at least change the music we play here

那我好歹能换掉这里播的音乐吧

What's wrong with the music we play here

我们这里放的音乐有什么问题

Nothing it's just kind of grandpa music

没问题啊只是有点老爷爷音乐

Well how is this "grandpa music"

这音乐怎么就"老爷爷风"了

Do you listen to it

你听这些歌吗

Yeah

听啊

Do you have grandchildren

你有孙子吗

Yeah

有啊

Do you see where I'm going with this

那你应该能猜到我接下来要说的了吧

Okay Sheldon you ready

好了谢尔顿你准备好了吗

Not really

不太

Yeah that makes two of us

我也跟你同感

Why don't you guys come on back

要不你们先进来吧

You know what I'm just gonna stay here

我看我就不进去了

Um you don't need me getting in your way

我也不想进去碍手碍脚干扰你做事

Oh it's no trouble at all Come on

完全不麻烦进来吧

I've got my crochet

我可以打毛线不无聊

You're coming ‭Fine

-你得进来 -行

So you don't need to worry about needles

你不用害怕需要打针什么的

'cause we're gonna put you under for the procedure

因为过程中我们会麻醉你

No thank you There are risks associated with anesthesia

谢谢不用了麻醉有很多的风险

Feel free to jump in

有意见随时可以说

Are there any other options

还有什么其他的选择吗

Well he could stay awake for it

他是也可以醒着拔啦

but we'd have to give him novocaine

不过我们得先让他注射麻药

No needles Just pull the tooth

不要打针直接拔就行了

Okay Just so you know

行啊我就先跟你说

I'm gonna be using this

我们会用到这个来拔

Drugs please

麻醉吧麻烦了

You go to this casino often

你常去这个赌场吗

Kind of

算吧

So don't be surprised if everybody knows my name

所以你别惊讶别人能够叫出我名字

how I take my whiskey and the color of my lucky bra

知道我喝酒习惯或我幸运胸罩什么颜色

Purple

紫色

No that's my "get lucky" bra

不是那是我的"性"运胸罩

So what are you into Craps roulette

所以你爱赌哪种骰子轮盘

Well not much of a gambler

我这个人不是很爱赌啦

You just left Georgie in charge of your store so disagree

你刚把店交给小乔治管这还不算赌徒吗

Mm he's a lot smarter than you think

他比你以为的还要聪明很多啦

Maybe you're not as smart as I think

或许你比我以为的要笨许多

Well if you like me just for my body I'm okay with that

如果你喜欢我纯粹是为了我的身子我不介意

绝不老爷爷风金曲合集

There you go I hope you enjoyed your shopping experience

给希望您对今天的购物体验感到满意

I did ‭I'd let the manager know

-很满意啊 -我愿意为你转达主管

but he already does 'cause it's me

但主管已经知道了因为我就是主管

I'll take it

我买了

It's been a pleasure to serve you

很高兴今天能为您服务[发球]

You might want to slow down

您稍微悠着点

We don't have a license to sell guns in here

我们店里可没有贩枪[肌肉]证

Just kidding it's Texas We got them in the back

开玩笑的这里是德州[爱枪] 我们有证

Okay Sheldon we're gonna put the mask on

好的谢尔顿我们会帮你戴上面罩

Now you just breathe normally and count back from 100

你就正常呼吸然后从100数到0就行

But counting back from 100 isn't complex enough to occupy my mind

但是倒着数100太简单了无法分散我注意力

You're up again

又轮到你上场了

Why don't you think of something more sciencey

那你何不想一些更科学点的东西呢

Like counting pi

比如数π之类的

That's a thing right Pi

有这个东西的对吧 π

I can't count pi it's an irrational number

我不能倒着数π 他是个无理数

But I can embrace the spirit of your proposal

但我秉着你提议的这个精神

and calculate the matrix coefficients

我可以计算统一场论

necessary for a unified field theory

所需要的矩阵系数

Do that Hit it

算吧上家伙

Of the four fundamental forces

在四种基本力中

the most difficult to unify is gravity because

最难统一的力是重力因为...

Oh thank God

谢天谢地

Step right up

请上前来

透特

Step right up for your chance to meet Thoth

上前来获得面见透特的机会

The Egyptian god of knowledge

埃及神话中的智慧之神

He has all the answers

祂有一切问题的答案

No question too big

无论是多高深

or small

或是多浅显的问题

Hello young man

你好啊年轻人

Do you have a question you'd like to pose

你有想问的问题吗

I do but nobody in the history of science

有但是在科学史上

has ever been able to answer it

从来没有任何人能答出来答案

Well they haven't asked the great god Thoth

那是因为他们没来问过透特神

Right this way

请往这边走

Ask your question

提出你的问题

Do you really possess all knowledge

你真的拥有一切问题的答案吗

You only get one question kid

孩子你只有问一题的机会

You want that to be it

你确定你要问这个吗

Oh No

不要

How can I unify the four fundamental forces of the universe

我怎么样才能统一宇宙中的四种基本力呢

Now we're talking

总算问了像样的问题

In order to unify gravity you must first understand

要想统一引力你首先必须先了解

that it is a distortion of space time

它是时空的一种弯曲变形

Gravity Of course

引力当然啦

He even talks in his sleep Why am I not surprised

睡着都会说话我真是完全不意外啊

Didn't feel it at all That's how good this helmet is

完全没感觉这头盔就是这么赞

Want to take a whack

你想来敲一下看看吗

Try it on

戴上试试

I'll be up front when you're ready to buy it

你想结账就来前台找我吧

Oh no

糟了

Damn it

靠

皇家赌场

26 for the twins' birthday

双胞胎的生日26号

three for Georgie and Mary wouldn't like it

小乔治的生日3号玛丽不会高兴

if I used her birthday for gambling so 13 for her

我用她生日来赌博的所以就她生日13号吧

All right For my grandson's birthday I'm gonna go black

好吧用我孙子的生日我选黑色

'cause I don't remember

因为我不记得他生日了

No more bets

停止下注

26 black

26黑色

Hooray for the grandkids

孙子们万岁

Whenever the hell they were born ‭

不管他们是哪一天出生的

You want to go to the bar

你想去酒吧喝一杯吗

No we've hit

不我们好运当头

We gotta ride this out

得乘胜追击

Double zero

两个0

Ride's over ‭To the bar

-好运到头了 -去酒吧

Where am I

我在哪

Oh you died You're a ghost now

你死了你现在是孤魂野鬼了

What

什么

Look who's awake

看谁醒啦

How are you feelin'

你感觉怎么样

I had a dream

我做了个梦

I solved a unified field theory

我解开了统一场论

Well good for you

那很棒啊

But I can't remember it

但我不记得了

Well you were mumblin' something

你当时一直在咕哝

about gravity and forces

引力和基本力什么的

You need to be more specific

你得说具体一点

Shelly you weren't makin' much sense

谢利你当时只是胡言乱语

Mother a unified field theory is the holy grail of physics

妈妈统一场论就是物理界的圣杯

Solving it would be the greatest breakthrough

如能解开那将是科学史上

in the history of science

最伟大的突破

And you forgot it

然而你却忘了

That's funny

好搞笑

Hello Dr Bowers it's Sheldon Cooper

你好鲍尔斯医生我是谢尔顿·库珀

I need you to administer more anesthesia to me

我需要你再给我开一些麻醉药

No I don't have a dental problem

不我牙齿没问题

I need to reenter a trancelike state so I can communicate

我只是需要再进入恍惚状态这样我才能

with Thoth the god of knowledge

和知识之神透特交流

I would argue that the greatest discovery in physics

但我认为物理界最伟大的发现

is worth losing your dental license

值得你丢掉牙医执照来换取

Well it's not my fault you let them

你让黄页公布你家庭电话号码

publish your home phone number

又不是我的错

Well this is my favorite table here

这是我在这里最喜欢的桌子

Well sure every time you put down money you win

当然了你每次放下钱都能赢

Oh this is nice

这感觉挺好

You know I really don't get away from the store enough

我真应该多离开店铺

How come you're still workin' at your age

你这把年纪了怎么还在工作

What do you mean "my age"

我这把年纪是什么意思

I mean you're old

就是你已经很老了

I'm not old

我才不老

Well I'm old and you're older than me

我够老了你比我更老

Yeah that's true

这倒是真的

But we make it look good though

但我们老了也风韵犹存

You don't want to be that guy

人可不要成为那种

that just works till he drops dead

临死前都还在工作的人

I mean maybe you should retire

也许你该退休了

Have a little fun

享受一下人生

Well I'm here with you

我不是跟你来玩了吗

That's a good start 'cause I'm fun

这是个好开始因为我可会享受人生了

Oh man you sure as hell are

你当然是玩乐达人

Hey you know what'd be fun

你知道什么会很享受吗

New Orleans is just an hour away from here

新奥尔良离这里只有一小时车程

Oh I like where this is headed

我感觉你会说出中听的话

And they got themselves a 24 hour wedding chapel

那里有24小时不打烊的婚礼教堂

What

什么

不要

What do you mean "no"

不要是什么意思

We're good together and we're both old

我们处得很开心而且我们都老了

That's what you said

是你自己说的

We we haven't even said "I love you" yet

我们都还没对对方说过我爱你

All right fine

好吧

I love you

那我爱你

You you're not gonna say anything back

你... 你不打算回应吗

Not under these circumstances

在这种情况下我当然不回应

Ah goddang it

该死

Dale

戴尔

I'd like to report a robbery

我想报警有人盗窃

Well before I tell you my name is there any way we can do this

我自报姓名前你先告诉我

where the owner of the store don't find out

这事能不能不让店主知道

Because he left me in charge and I really screwed up

因为他让我管事我却闯大祸了

At least $400

至少四百美元

I know it's a lot That's why I said I screwed up

我知道很多钱所以才说我闯大祸了啊

I got to think about this

我得好好考虑一下

I I'll call you back

我回头打给你

If I was going to recapture my insight

如果我要重获

into a unified field theory I needed to find a way

对统一场论的灵感我需要设法

to put myself back into an altered state of consciousness

让自己回到意识改变状态

Native Americans would

印第安人的办法是

sit in sweat lodges for hours to achieve this

在蒸汗帐篷里坐上数小时

I lasted a minute and a half

我只坚持了一分半钟

Self hypnosis is another means

自我催眠也是

of bringing stillness to the mind

让大脑停摆的方法

When it isn't giving you a heart attack

但有让你吓到心脏病发的风险

The whirling dervishes of Central Asia

中亚的回旋苦行僧

employ a repetitive spinning technique

会通过疯狂自转

to achieve a trancelike state

来进入恍惚状态

You didn't have to storm off

你没必要气呼呼走掉吧

You're being childish

你这样好幼稚

So I don't want to get married

我不想结婚又怎么样

It's nothing personal

又不是针对你

Well it feels personal

感觉就是针对我

I'm not rejecting you

我不是拒绝你

I'm rejecting marriage

我只是拒绝婚姻

If it helps it's not the first proposal

安慰你一下我不是第一次

I've turned down

拒绝别人求婚了

How the hell does that help

这能安慰个屁啊

After everything that I've done

我为你和你家人

for you and your family

付出了那么多

You give my grandson a job so I'm supposed to marry you

你赏我外孙一份工作我就得以身相许吗

Well you can forget I even asked

就当我没求过婚吧

After my other attempts

在其他

to return to the trancelike state of anesthesia failed

重返恍惚状态的尝试都失败后

I turned to something Nancy Reagan herself

我转而求助于第一夫人南希·里根

told me to "just say no" to

叫我"坚决拒绝"的东西[毒品]

My mind altering substance of choice was

我选择的致幻物是...

chamomile tea

洋甘菊茶

But not your grandma's chamomile tea

这可不是你姥姥喝的那种老人助眠茶

A highly concentrated super chamomile of my own making

而是我自制的高度浓缩超级洋甘菊茶

All the relaxing power of 30 cups of chamomile tea

整整30杯洋甘菊茶的舒缓效力

packed into a teaspoon of calming sludge

蕴含在一茶匙的镇定神浆里

Sorry Mrs Reagan

里根夫人抱歉我堕落了

美国前总统夫人南希·里根曾大力推行反毒运动

Okay grand unified field theory

好了大统一场论

here I come

我来了

This isn't working

没起作用啊

I disagree

我不同意

Seems to be working fine and dandy

看起来效果奇佳呢

Mr Einstein

爱因斯坦先生

I'm very excited to talk to you

能跟您对话我很激动

but I was hoping to hear

但我原本是希望

from Thoth the Egyptian god of knowledge

和埃及知识之神透特交流

so he could teach me the grand unified field theory again

那样他就能再教我大统一场论

Ooh the grand unified field theory

大统一场论啊

Well la di da

哎哟喂

He told it to me in a dream but I can't remember

他在梦里告诉过我但我不记得了

All right hang on

等一下这位朋友

Where is the fun in finding things out

这么做还有什么发现乐趣可言

if some joker with a bird head

让一个长着鸟头的怪咖

just tells you the answer

直接告诉你答案

But a grand unified field theory would explain the universe

但大统一场论能解释宇宙奥秘啊

Answers are all well and good

知道答案当然很好

but a real scientist loves the thrill of the chase

但真正科学家喜欢的是追逐真相的快感

Am I right Hawking

我说得对吗霍金

I would agree

我同意

I do also enjoy the thrill

不过我也喜欢

of rolling over bubble wrap with my chair

用轮椅碾过气泡纸的快感

It it is fun to pop that stuff isn't it

戳破气泡纸的确很爽对吧

So fun ‭But what if I never figure it out

-爽爆了 -但如果我永远解不开这难题呢

I never did

我也没解开啊

and my scientific career is nothing to sneeze at

但我的科学贡献依然不可小视

Same here Agreed

-我也是 -同意

Uh don't don't look at me

别看着我

I I drive a Yugo

我只开得起南斯拉夫车

So none of you can help me

所以你们都帮不了我吗

I believe I can

我想我能帮你

Sheldon if I was offered a choice

谢尔顿如果让我在

between all the knowledge of the universe or the endless pursuit of it

拥有所有知识和无尽追求科学真理中二选一

I would choose the pursuit

我会选择追求

That's very insightful

非常深刻

Hold it hold it he didn't come up with that

等等那不是他自己想的

He stole it from Gotthold Lessing

他是盗用了戈特霍尔德·莱辛的话

Who's who's Gotthold Lessing

戈特霍尔德·莱辛是谁呀

He's an 18th century German philosopher

他是18世纪的德国哲学家

Now do you mind

你们能消停了吗

We girls are trying to have some fun over here

你们吵到我们女孩子玩乐了

Apologies ‭ Sorry Cyndi Lauper

-抱歉 -对不起辛蒂·劳帕

Our bad

我们错了

I I like fun

我... 我喜欢玩乐

While I made my peace

虽然我已经接受了

with not having the solution to a unified field theory

我目前无法解开统一场论的奥秘

my intestines did not make peace

但我的肠胃却接受不了

with concentrated chamomile syrup

浓缩洋甘菊糖浆

Oh dear

惨了

Bathroom emergency Bathroom emergency

爆厕警告爆厕警告

What the hell

怎么回事

I locked this

我明明锁门了

Who's here

谁在里面

I'll call the cops

我要报警了

It's just me

是我而已

Why you back so soon

你怎么这么快就回来了

None of your business

不关你事

How'd it go yesterday

昨天店里怎么样

It was good

本来挺好的

Until it wasn't

后来就不好了

What do you mean

什么意思

I was helping a customer

我当时在帮客人

and I guess I forgot to close the register

我可能忘记关上收银机了

'cause when I got back to it all the money was gone

因为我回柜台后发现钱都不见了

Are you kidding me

你逗我呢吧

I screwed up

我闯祸了

Did you call the police

你报警了吗

I didn't want to get them involved

我不想让警察来处理

But I was gonna make it right

但我会摆平的

Here take it

给你拿去

So we good

我们没事了吧

You're fired

你被炒了

Really

真的吗

Get out of my store

给我滚出去

Now

现在就滚