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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

You must be Coach Ballard's ex wife

想必你就是巴拉德教练的前妻啦

Yeah Why

是啊怎么了吗

I'm kind of dating your ex husband

我貌似正在跟你前夫交往

I knew who you were the whole time

其实我早就知道你是谁

That's why I came over here

所以我才坐过来

Nicely played

靠高招啊

We ought to go out for drinks one night

我们改天一定要一起出去喝一杯

Hell yeah ‭

那必须的

College is a time for new experiences

大学时光让人获得全新体验

being exposed to exciting ways of thinking

接触激动人心的思考方式

meeting people from different backgrounds

结识来自不同背景的人

and the unexpected visit from your dad in gym shorts

还会发生你爸穿着运动短裤突然来访的尴尬事

What are you doing here

你怎么会在这

I got a phone call

我接到一通电话

Apparently the head of the college wants to talk to us

校长好像有事想跟我们谈

Oh good ‭ You sure it's good

-那就好 -你确定是好事

Well it's better than what I thought when I saw you

总好过我刚才看见你时

which was "Uh oh Meemaw died " ‭ Come on

-第一反应是姥姥去世了 -走吧

I was hoping in college you wouldn't

我本来希望你上大学后

get called to the principal's office anymore

就不会再被叫去校长办公室了

She's not the principal She's the president

她不是中学校长是大学校长

So if you're in trouble you're in big trouble

所以你现在要是闯祸也比以前严重很多倍

That's a fun way to look at it

你这角度挺清奇的

Gentlemen please have a seat

先生们请坐

Sheldon's only been here a few weeks

谢尔顿才来了几周

I hope he's not in trouble already

但愿不是他已经惹出麻烦了

What kind of trouble Did something happen

什么样的麻烦出什么事了吗

Ooh maybe it's from when I decided

也许是在我决定...

Uh uh all good

没事没事

Uh you keep talking

您继续说

Well I'll just get right to the point

那我就直接说正题了

Uh I would like you and your son

我想要你和你儿子

to meet with a very important benefactor of the college

跟本校一位非常重要的捐助人见面

Why us

为什么是我们

Well I mean Sheldon is

毕竟谢尔顿

is an impressive addition to the physics program

为物理系增色不少

and and we like our donors to feel really good

我们希望捐助者觉得

about where their money's going

自己所投入的钱不会白费

I get it You want the star quarterback

我懂你想让明星四分卫

to shake some hands with the boosters

去跟支持者们握个手

Exactly I'm not doing that

-正是 -我才不要

I didn't shake her hand and she's the president

我都没跟她握手她还是校长呢

No you don't have to shake anybody's hand

不你不用跟任何人握手

Then why did you say it

那你为什么要这么说

I didn't say it He said it

我没说是他说的

But you agreed with it

但你同意他了啊

All I'm asking you to do is to go to dinner

我只是希望你能去吃顿晚饭

talk about science with a very nice and more importantly

和一个友善更重要的是很有钱的人

a very rich person

聊聊科学话题

Understood

明白了

No thank you ‭ Buddy

-不了谢谢 -哥们

All right uh Sheldon I was brought to this school

谢尔顿我被雇来本校担任校长

to help raise its profile and one of the ways to do that

是为了将学校提升档次而其中一个方式就是

is through grants and donations

通过政府奖助和捐款

You you can understand that right

你能明白这一点吧

I understand that you would like to put the novelty of my age

我知道你是想把我罕见的青春年幼

and advanced intellect on display to raise some cash

和过人才智展现给人看以筹集资金

No Sort of

不是啦差不多吧

Can I speak to you alone Will you give us a minute

-我能和你单独聊聊吗 -你能回避一下吗

Very well But if you're looking to see

好吧但如果你是想看看

if my father will be a potential donor

我爸有没有可能捐钱

you are barking up the wrong tree

那你就真是异想天开了

好了

how do we get your son to cooperate

怎么做你儿子才肯配合

I've been asking myself that since day one

从他出生那天起我就不断问自己这个问题

Look I don't mean to put pressure on you

听着我不是想给你压力

but there's a lot of pressure on me

但我背负着巨大压力

so I'm going to put it on you

所以我会给你施加压力

Look I'm sorry isn't there anyone else

我很抱歉难道没有其他人

who can go to dinner with this guy

能去陪捐助人吃饭了吗

So I have a unicorn in my zoo

我动物园里明明有只独角兽

but I should trot out a goat is that what you're saying

我却该拿山羊出来炫耀你是这意思吗

Would you donate a new library

你会为了和山羊共进晚餐

to have dinner with a goat

捐赠一栋新图书馆吗

What restaurant

哪家餐厅

Mr Cooper I need you to understand something

库珀先生你得明白一件事

This university relies on donations for everything

这所大学方方面面都依靠捐款

For upkeep for salaries

包括维持工资

for scholarships like the one your son is currently on

和奖学金就是你儿子现在拿的那些

I'll talk to him

我会劝劝他

Thank you

谢谢你

And when you go to dinner wear real pants

你去吃晚餐时麻烦穿正式点的裤子

So there's this thing at school I really want to go to

学校有个活动我很想去参加

and before you say no I just want you to think about it

在你拒绝前我希望你能好好考虑下

What is it ‭Like a school function

-什么活动 -就是校园典礼

Why would I say no to a school function

我为什么会不让你参加校园典礼

So I can go You're the best

这么说我可以去了你最好啦

Hold on

等一下

What kind of function are we talking about

这到底是哪种典礼

You know just the normal kind

就普通的那种

With some kids

学生会参加

And some music

还会放音乐

You know you can't go to a dance

你明知你不能去舞会的

Why not

为什么

You know that too

原因你也心知肚明

Because we're Baptist

因为我们是浸礼会教徒

But all my friends are going

可是我所有朋友都会去啊

That doesn't change anything

那也改变不了什么

What if I promise not to dance

要是我保证不跳舞呢

So you expect me to believe

你觉得我会相信

that you are going to go to a dance with your friends

你和朋友们去参加舞会

they'll all be dancing while you just stand there

当她们都在热舞的时候你在一旁傻站着

I go to church and don't pray

我去教堂也从不祷告啊

How is this any different

有什么区别

Where we eating tonight

我们今晚去哪吃饭

Well that depends

看情况

Why don't you look in the glovebox

你看看副驾储物箱里的

and check on the Tums situation

抗胃酸咀嚼片还剩多少

There's five

有五颗

Oh my this is tricky

这就难办了

Well Mexican's at least three apiece

去墨西哥餐厅至少每人要吃三颗

如果是意大利菜每人两颗可能勉强够

You get red wine and then tomato sauce

那里要喝红酒然后吃番茄酱

Hey if they put lemon in the water we're dead

如果他们往水里放柠檬片我们就死定了

Hmm That leaves barbecue Sold

-那只能吃烤肉了 -行

Who gets Tum number three

第三颗咀嚼片归谁

Me They're my Tums

我啊毕竟药是我的

Now what do you think young people

你觉得年轻人约会

talk about on their dates

都聊些什么话题

I don't know

我哪知道

But my knee's telling me it's gonna rain this weekend

但我的膝盖告诉我这周末铁定会下雨

Speaking of this weekend hey my son needs a final head count

说起这周末我儿子要最后确认人数了

It's a small wedding

就是场小型婚礼

It'll be weird if I'm there

我去会很尴尬的

Aw come on I'm gonna be wearing a suit

怎么会而且我会穿西装出席哦

I'm very sexy in a suit

我的西装诱惑无人能抵挡

Come on Sheldon

拜托啦谢尔顿

think of it as a free dinner

就当是蹭一顿免费霸王餐

I'm a kid All my dinners are free

我是小孩我哪一顿不是霸王餐

Is what they're asking really that bad

他们的要求真那么过分吗

Yes I go to this university to study science

当然我来这所大学是为了学习科学

not to help collect money like an organ grinder's monkey

而不是来像街头演奏者的猴子一样捡钱的

You see me go to the rallies and fundraisers at the high school

高中时你也见过我参加集会和资金筹集活动啊

I don't love it but I do it

我不喜欢但我还是会做

And I hope they give you all the bananas you can eat

那我希望他们奖励你吃不完的香蕉

Sheldon donors like this are very helpful for the university

谢尔顿这样的捐助人对大学很有帮助

They pay for all the science equipment and your scholarship

他们支付所有科学设备和你的奖学金

I hadn't thought of it that way

我之前没想过这个问题

So I'll tell 'em we're on for Saturday

那我答复他们周六没问题了

I'll think about it

我要考虑一下

What's to think about

还有什么好考虑的

It's a night of you showing off how smart you are

那晚你有机会显耀你的聪明才智耶

People do like that

人们的确喜欢看我秀

All right I'm in ‭

好吧我去

Can I put on the game

我能看球赛吗

I don't care

随便你

Sweet

爽啦

What's your problem

你干嘛不开心

Did you ever go to a school dance

你有没有参加过学校的舞会

One or two

一两次吧

How'd you get Mom to let you

你怎么让老妈同意你去的

Easy Didn't ask her

简单别问她就行了

By the way that works for all kinds of stuff

顺带一提这方法一招鲜吃遍天

Well it's too late I already asked

太迟了我已经问过她了

Rookie mistake

典型的菜鸟错误

Why can't we have a fun religion

为什么我们不能有一个有趣的宗教信仰

I don't think there is one

我感觉没有一种宗教充满乐趣

Come with me

跟我来

Here

拿着

What is it

这是啥

The answer to your problems

是你问题的答案

Cool What other tapes you got

酷你还有什么录像带

Nature films Don't worry about it

自然纪录片不劳您操心了

Hey I just got off the phone with President Hagemeyer

我刚刚和哈哥迈尔校长通完电话

This guy we're gonna have dinner with sounds pretty interesting

跟我们共进晚餐的那个人听起来很有意思

He made all of his money selling antistatic furniture

他通过卖实验室专用抗静电家具

for laboratories

发家致富

He's not even a scientist

他都不是个科学家吗

He's just a furniture salesman

他就是个卖家具的啊

Yeah

是吧

What am I supposed to talk about

那我应该说什么

Talk about whatever you want

任何你想说的呗

Just don't be insulting

就... 别太讽刺别人

What if he says something I think is ridiculous

万一他说了让我觉得很可笑的话呢

Keep it to yourself

自己消化

What if you just said something

万一你说了一些

I think is ridiculous Because

我觉得可笑的话呢因为...

Okay maybe we need to work a little

好吧我们可能需要训练一下

on your conversation skills

你的对话技巧

like not calling people out for saying stupid things

比如不要因为别人说了蠢话就冷嘲热讽

How am I supposed to practice that

那我应该怎么练习这种技巧呢

What's up

你好

Hello Hey June It's Connie Tucker

-你好 -你好琼我是康妮·塔克

Hey Connie How are you

你好康妮你最近怎么样

I'm good

我挺好的

Am I seeing you Saturday night

你周六晚上会来吗

Well that's what I've called about

这就是我打电话来想说的事

Are you sure you want me there

你确定你希望我去吗

I mean it is your son's wedding

毕竟这是你儿子的婚礼

Oh it's his second wedding Those barely count

他二婚的婚礼啦不怎么要紧

Besides I'm bringing a date too

况且我还要带上我的约会对象

Come on it'll be fun

来吧肯定充满乐趣

Okay I'm in

那好吧我来

Fantastic

太棒了

So how dressed up we getting

那么穿衣规则是什么

Oh it's a small ceremony nothing fancy

就是一个小婚礼不用太华丽

You just saying that 'cause you want to look better than me

你这么说就是想看起来赢过我吧

Of course not

当然不是了

But I do believe you'd be stunning in overalls

但我觉得你要是穿背带裤肯定很美

All right

好的

See you then

到时候见

Bye

拜拜

Overalls my ass

还背带裤呢你就做梦吧

So you really can't dance here man

兄弟你真的不能在这里跳舞

I can't believe that

我真是不敢相信

It's true See

-是真的 -看到没

They ain't allowed to dance either

他们也不被允许跳舞

It's like I'm watching my life

感觉就像在看我的人生故事

That's how I feel when I'm watching Top Gun

我看《壮志凌云》的时候也是这么想的

Okay Sheldon try having a conversation

谢尔顿来试试跟比利

with Billy about science

聊一聊科学

Let's see

让我想想

Uh what do you know about quantum mechanics

你对量子力学知道多少

My dad's a mechanic

我爸爸是个机械工

At his shop he has a calendar wth a bikini lady on it

在他店里还有一本印着比基尼女郎的挂历

Dad

爸...

Instead of losing patience

不要失去耐心

act interested and ask a follow up question

而是表现得很有兴趣顺着他的话问下去

Your father's a mechanic

你爸爸是个机械工

Interesting

很有意思

You know what else is interesting

你知道还有什么很有意思

Quantum mechanics That describes

量子力学这个理论描绘了

the basic particles and forces that make up reality

现实物质中基本的粒子和纠缠的力

Let's talk about that

我们来聊聊这个吧

I'm gonna marry that bikini lady

我要娶那个比基尼女郎

I've been working on a theory

我一直在研究有关

about the wave particle duality of light

光的波粒二象性的理论

I have a nightlight that looks like Spider Man

我有一个像蜘蛛侠的小夜灯

but I don't turn it on

但我从不把它打开

Go ahead

继续

Why don't you turn it on

你为什么不打开

I'm afraid of spiders

我害怕蜘蛛

Yeah seems like a good place to stop

差不多可以暂停了

Now what happens

接下来要干嘛

You go home

你回家去

Thank you for your hospitality

谢谢你们的热情款待

"And it was King David

"然后还有大卫王

King David who who we read about in in Samuel

就是大家都读过的《撒母耳记》中的大卫王

And and and what did David do

大卫他做了什么事呢

What did David do

你问大卫做了什么啊

What did David do David danced "

大卫做了什么大卫跳舞了"

"David danced

"大卫跳舞了

Before the Lord with all his might

就在主和他的力量面前

leaping and dancing before the Lord "

在主的面前跳跃和舞蹈"

Leaping and dancing "

跳跃和舞蹈"

I'm impressed ‭Thank you

-我被打动了 -谢谢你

Too bad it's from Footloose

太可惜了这是《浑身是劲》里面的台词

What's a footloose

《浑身是劲》是什么

It is the movie that Pastor Jeff warned us about

是杰夫牧师在谈到电影罪过时

in his talk on the sins of cinema

警告过我们不要看的电影

Just let me go to the dance

就让我去舞会吧

I'm sorry I can't

我很抱歉我不能让你去

I'm never talking to you again

我再也不跟你讲话了

Did you show your sister Footloose

你是不是给你妹妹看《浑身是劲》了

Did it work No

-起作用了吗 -并没有

Mm Then no

那我就没给她看

Now when you meet this guy

等会你见到那个人

you got to shake his hand

你要先和他握手

What if I offer a stately bow

我能不能庄重地鞠一躬呢

That's how they do it in Asia

亚洲人就是这么打招呼的

You're shaking his hand

你要跟他握手

Then it's a good thing I brought Old Righty

幸好我带来老右哥

You're not wearing that in a restaurant

你别想在餐厅里戴这个手套

Why

为什么

'Cause you don't make a good impression

如果你不敢跟别人握手的话

by being afraid to shake hands

是不会给人留下好印象的

Howard Hughes was a germophobe

霍华德·修斯导演就有洁癖

and he did quite well for himself

他自己照样过得很好啊

Didn't he go crazy and save his pee in jars

他不是后来疯了把自己的尿存在罐子里吗

Better to have it and not need it

带了没用不吃亏

than to need it and not have it

没带想用大笨龟

You're shaking his hand Okay

-你还是得跟他握手 -知道了

Haven't been to many weddings lately

好些日子没怎么参加过婚礼了

Mostly funerals

大部分都是葬礼

Yeah those don't have an open bar

是啊葬礼都没有免费酒水

I don't know why I'm so excited

我不知道为什么我这么激动

I'm paying for this

毕竟都是我出的钱

Hey y'all

你们好呀

Hi June

你好琼

Don't you look pretty

你也太美了吧

Thank you

谢谢你

I happen to agree

我恰好也同意

Connie Dale this is Justin

康妮戴尔这是贾斯汀

Hi Justin Nice to meet you

你好贾斯汀很高兴认识你

Nice to meet you too

我也很高兴认识你

You must be a friend of my son's

你一定是我儿子的朋友

Actually he's my date

事实上他是我的约会对象

Really

真的吗

Much more fun than a funeral

比葬礼有意思多了

George Cooper

乔治·库珀

meet Gary O'Brien

这位是加里·奥布莱恩

the antistatic furniture king

抗静电家具之王

Hello

您好

Shocking to meet you

见到您仿佛有电流穿过我一般惊人

Don't do that And this of course

别玩这套这位当然就是

is our physics prodigy

我们的物理小天才

Sheldon Cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

A great pleasure

莫大的荣幸

I had an obligation to fulfill

我必须要完成这个任务

So I closed my eyes and thought of science

于是我闭上眼睛想着科学

Just like on my honeymoon

正如我度蜜月时做的那样

How's pizza sound for dinner

晚上要不我们吃披萨

You think I'm eating dinner

你难道觉得周六晚上

with my mom on a Saturday night

我会想跟我妈一起吃晚饭吗

You're adorable

你真是天真得可爱

Guess I'm eating alone

那我只能自己吃了

What about Missy

米希呢

She's not talking to me

她不跟我说话了

She'd talk to you if you just let her go

你让她去舞会她就会跟你和好的

You know I can't do that

你知道我不能那么做

Come on I went to school dances and I turned out fine

拜托学校舞会我也没少去现在不也挺好

I didn't let you go to any dances

我没允许过你参加舞会啊

I did all kinds of stuff behind your back

我背着你干的事多了去了

Like what

比如哪些

I'm dumb but I'm not that dumb

我是蠢但还没蠢到自己全招了

So I'm supposed to just let her do whatever she wants

难道我该任由她想干嘛就干嘛吗

Yeah I don't think so

那怎么行

I'm just saying she's a good kid

我想说的是她是个乖孩子

Be glad she's still asking

她还会征求你同意你就该知足了

So how'd you two meet

你们怎么认识的

Oh I've been cutting his mom's hair for years

我给他妈妈剪了很多年头发

Oh that's nice

真好

Bet you when she cuts your hair

她给你剪头发时

you get a lollipop don't you

都会给你一根哄小孩的棒棒糖对吧

Oh he gets more than a lollipop

他得到的可不止棒棒糖

Really Is that so ‭Dale

-是吗不止吗 -戴尔

Okay so what is it you do Langston

那你是做什么工作的兰斯顿

Justin

我叫贾斯汀

Actually I'm about to open a frozen yogurt shop

其实我正准备开一家冻酸奶店

Frozen yogurt Right

冻酸奶啊

Isn't that like crappy ice cream

不就是难吃的雪糕吗

We consider it a healthy alternative

我们认为它是一种健康版替代品

Right Crappy ice cream

好吧就是难吃的雪糕

It's actually getting really popular

事实上冻酸奶现在很火

I'm gonna invest

我打算投资

Invest money

投资钱吗

What else would she invest with

不投资钱还能投资什么

I don't know You got fake ice cream

我不知道啊既然是假雪糕

How 'bout fake money Well there's

-能不能投假钱 -也...

Hey would you mind going to get me another drink please

你能不能去帮我再点杯酒

Happy to

乐意至极

Thank you

谢谢

What's your problem

你怎么回事

Yeah what is your problem

是啊你到底哪里不爽

Who said I had a problem

谁说我不爽了

We did You're being rude

-我们 -你表现得很失礼

Okay you want to spend all your money on some boy toy

好啊你想把全副身家花在一个小白脸身上

it's none of my business

不关我的事

Why do you care what she does with her own money

你为什么在意她怎么花钱

Yeah why

是啊为什么

Well you got some young guy running around asking for money

一个年轻男人出来问女人要钱

You don't think I know what that's all about

你以为我看不出来这是怎么回事吗

Okay he didn't ask I offered

他没问我要是我主动提出的

And I can do what I want I'm a grown woman

我想做什么都行我是个成年女性

Oh hell you were a grown woman when he was born

这还用说他出生时你也已经是成年女性了

Sheldon why don't you tell Mr O'Brien

谢尔顿不如你给奥布莱恩先生说说

about some of your goals at the university

你在大学的目标

Well I'm pushing for stricter dress codes

我在推行更严格的着装规范

There are a lot of belly buttons on display

有很多人露出肚脐

Science goals

科学方面的目标

My ultimate goal is to one day devise

我的终极目标是有一天能提出

the grand unified field theory

大统一场理论

You're one of those are you

你是那种人对吧

Excuse me

什么

Well Kurt Godel's incompleteness theorems

数学家库尔特·哥德尔的不完备定理

eliminate the possibility of a unified theory

排除了统一理论的可能性

You honestly believe that Sheldon

-你不会真的相信吧 -谢尔顿

That's interesting

这... 很有意思

Tell me more about how Einstein's life goal

再跟我说说爱因斯坦的人生目标

was nothing but folly

有多荒唐至极毫无意义

What is she thinking

她在想什么啊

Maybe she's thinking "Why did I come here with this guy "

也许她在想 "我为什么会跟这男人来啊"

Wait no

等等不对

that's what I'm thinking

那是我的想法

You know what I'm talking about

你知道我什么意思

She brought him here on purpose

她带他来是别有用心

What purpose To upset me

-别有什么心 -为了刺激我

You know Dale

戴尔

not everything is always about you

世界不是围着你转的

Well you're mad at me she's mad at me

可是你生我气了她也生我气了

It seems like it's all about me

看起来就是围着我转啊

Well you owe her an apology

反正你该向她道歉

Like hell I do

应该个屁

Then I'm gonna do it for you

那我替你道歉

No wait

不等等

Connie wait

康妮等等

What

干嘛

Bring me back a beer

帮我带杯啤酒回来

Missy

米希

Go away I'm not talking to you

走开我不要跟你说话

I know you're mad

我知道你很生气

But I've been thinking about it and

但我认真想过了

I trust you enough to know that you will behave yourself

我很信任你我知道你会守规矩的

So just this once you can go

所以这次破例你可以去

Thanks Mom Love you

谢啦妈妈爱你

Why won't this open

门怎么打不开

Sometimes it sticks

有时会卡住啦

I know on the surface

我知道表面看起来

Dale seems like a

戴尔是个...

a bully but

恶霸但是

underneath

他实则

Still a bully

还是个恶霸

Well yes but a little less of one right

你说得对但也没到那么可恶对吧

Sure

对啦

Thank you You know

谢谢你这样吧

I'm gonna bring him a peace offering

我拿酒过去跟他求和

Ain't he cute

他很帅对吧

Can you believe that Dale thinks

你能相信吗戴尔认为

the only reason you brought him here is just to piss him off

你带他来婚礼的唯一原因是为了激怒他

That's exactly why I brought him

这正是我带他来的目的

What the hell is the matter with you What

-你这人怎么回事啊 -怎么了

Why would you go out of your way

你为什么要特地

to upset Dale at your own son's wedding

在你儿子婚礼上惹怒戴尔

I don't know He's my ex husband

我也不知道他是我前夫嘛

Well he's my boyfriend

但他是我男友

Hey that's your problem

那是你的问题

Well you're starting to be my problem

那你现在成为我的眼中钉了

Geez who's the bully now

老天瞧谁才是恶霸啊

I knew I shouldn't have come here

我就知道不该来的

Your ex wife is a bitch

你前妻是个贱人

I am so filled with love for you right now

我此刻对你充满了爱意

I believe we have to look to gravity and its magnitude

我相信我们必须考虑引力和其量级...

I was really doing my best to hold it together

我已经竭力憋着不爆发了

could be a repulsive force if you just add negative mass

...如果加上负质量有可能是斥力

I smiled and nodded

我微笑点头

like my meemaw's Houston Oilers bobblehead

像我姥姥的休斯顿油人队摇头公仔一样

And I also discovered a way

我还发现了一个方法

that we could predict the masses of all the known particles

能预知所有已知粒子的质量

using the Egyptian pyramids

正是利用金字塔计算

In physics there's a phenomenon known as supercritical assembly

在物理学界有个现象叫做超临界组成

If you bring enough material together in one place

如果把足够多的物质集中在一处...

The trick is numerology

诀窍就是命理学

in the right configuration

...在一定组态下

eventually it will explode

最终会爆炸

This is fun Not a lot of people I can talk to

这样真有意思没多少人能和我进行

scientist to scientist

科学家之间的谈话

We're not talking scientist to scientist

我们并没有进行科学家之间的谈话

You're not a scientist You're just a rich man that

你不是科学家你只是个有钱人

no one will be honest to because everyone wants your money

没人愿意对你说真话因为大家都想要你的钱

Oh don't listen to him

别听他的

I mean he's just a kid

他只是个不懂事的小屁孩

Why don't you tell me a little more

不如你再跟我说说

about your pyramid thingy Huh

你的金字塔理论好吗

It turned out Gary did appreciate my honesty

结果证明加里的确欣赏我的坦诚

The school got a generous donation

校方得到了一笔慷慨捐赠

My my my

我的天呀

That is a lot of zeroes

好多0啊

My father got Oilers tickets from President Hagemeyer

哈格迈尔校长给了我父亲油人队的球赛门票

50 yard line and free parking

50码线的位子还免费停车

Hoo mama

妈呀爽死

And I got a brand new state of the art

而我得到了一把最新型

antistatic lab chair

抗静电的全新实验室椅

It works

真的能抗静电